Saturday Morning Scrublords - Tattoo Assassins

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[@Iamafishproductions]

5% Tattoos 50% Pain And 2196 Reasons We Didn't Release This Game.

[@MarurunLEB]

When you consider this game was made by pinball designers who had no idea how to make video games and were expected to finish it in nine months it's a marvel that the prototypes were even finished.

[@TroopperFoFo]

That new Icon is Perfect.

[@GohanEgret]

*P E R F E C T I O N*

[@Egalia_1]

You madmen you finally did it. Also after the last podcast the new channel icon has me dying

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Guys, what is this “new channel icon” you’re talking about? Woolie was always there! How dare you not acknowledge your Swamp Overlord?

[@yakumoyomi5765]

I know, right? Cast all of them into the Woolie Hole, I say. Now...we praisin' Set in here, or...?

[@caracallaseverus3412]

All Lies! Woolie propaganda machine at it again!

[@EvilWolf96]

i didnt even notice that till i saw this comment when did that happen

[@gaminggoddess85]

I still see the old one so I'm incredibly confused.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I’m just trying to remember when I got enough insight to see him.

[@4Wilko]

18:33 - Projectile hot potato tech is the best.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Detroit become scrublords Special moves Connor: resurrection Hank: sumo slam Kara: gun gun gun Alice: frostbite Marcus: MLK DDT North: bloody genocide

[@Judgementxxx]

Devon Palmer Don't pin that on this.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Devon Palmer MLK DDT is strong,goddamn

[@DevonPalmer98]

A person who exists but gun is stronger

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Devon Palmer gun is the boss character,just how Woolie likes it

[@Conahawk]

David cage: sadness slamer Elen page: photo finish Jayson: balloon bash

[@crackerjack452]

Woolie slowly taking over the channel

[@Nightweaver1]

All according to keikaku.

[@aleblasco39]

Nightweaver1 TL note: Keikaku means plan

[@zel9999]

How can you have an entire game based on mystic tattoos when all the tattoos look like a 2nd grader designed them?

[@GohanEgret]

Friendship with Third Strike has ended. Now *TATTOO ASSASSINS* is new best friend.

[@Heart-mp5vb]

With Woolie’s inclusion in the icon does that mean he’s becoming a member of the channel? I’m not sure how I feel about a third member of the *Two* Best Friends, and he hasn’t been with the channel very long so I’m not sure if he’s ready for it. I’m worried that his love of fighting games will have an influence on the channel and I’d hate to see us get weekly fighting game videos or something ridiculous like that.

[@loumalabann9303]

i hope they dont make a stupid inside joke like woolie hole or some dumb shit

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

Heart I don't trust anything he's saying, I just feel like he's lying about something...

[@MrGregory777]

Also i heard rumor he takes your pie without asking

[@jordanetherington1922]

idk if I'm ready to trust an Ent

[@mattbatesteacher]

Would hate to see childish stories about an alternate life as a swamp-dwelling grandmother.

[@chinaski6593]

i freaking love this intro (i love the friday's intro too) Wools face's crack me up everytime hahaha. Love you guys so much. Thank's for years of laughs. A big hug from Chile.

[@RealVoiceguy1]

That new channel icon tho

[@BigBoyLugan]

"Is his fart arc different?" This is the apex of quality gameplay that I've come to know and love for years here.

[@DeshiBlacksheep]

Cross farting and tomahawk pong. This is the new tech.

[@miscmer8030]

Can't escape from crossing fart!

[@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145]

Misc Mer Oh you...

[@Nightwing1933]

In all seriousness though they should've done an arcade run so they could see the crazy boss characters

[@stnrodriguez]

this game looks like a parody game that you see in like a sitcom or something.....Like that episode of family matters where Carl is playing some knockoff game with his grandma, and hes using some generic ninja, and his grandma is using a grandma character......

[@Nightweaver1]

Exactly, that's what I was just thinking.

[@RexcorJ]

Accurate.

[@Amokraw]

THE NEW CHANNEL ICON.

[@movingparts6270]

I love how they got the whitest guy to be Billy Two Moon.

[@JoaoLucasK]

And the stereotypical "HEY HEE HEE HA"

[@CntRational]

I thought he was meant to be a yodeling mountain man until I realized.

[@Phalxxx]

I think he's wearing a fedora and his winning pose is ska dancing.

[@Nagassh]

I'd like to think I'm not the kinda person to be laughing almost to the point of tears at a stupid fart move in a mortal kombat ripoff, but I've found out otherwise.

[@Kyun_dere]

It's been *far* too long since we've had a scrublords. I greatly welcome this video

[@mattskirble6845]

I feel like they missed out on not calling him A.D current instead of A.C Current so they could reference both Direct and Alternating current. Bit instead I his name is Alternating Current Current.

[@irtazaazam2573]

See that joke has to be explined.

[@DrButthugger]

Yeah shut up A.C. Current is cool as hell

[@DarkTree]

D.A. Current would've been a good name i think

[@hughchapman6657]

woolie is now stealing the channel icon

[@TheInflicted]

My favorite thing about this game is how all the characters have the identical "get up and fight" and "I thought you could fight!" taunts. Like, why did they have the voice actors for all these difference characters record identical taunt lines. There are so many mysteries.

[@lambda494]

*[Street Fighter The Movie HUUUUH HUUUUUUGH sound]*

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

"This game was never really finished and released." Oh yes it was. I played this in the on campus arcade during my college days at UIC in Chicago. Maybe it was a limited release, but it was certainly a complete game with full cabinet artwork.

[@VersaceJesus]

Apparently they made some cabinets for trade shows and market testing, but it was never part of their catalogue. It's cool that one ended up in a college arcade

[@TestAcct46]

The best friends breaking up was the greatest tragedy in all of human history. Absolutely nothing worse then that has ever happened.

[@felipeaguena5289]

You know, my grandma was an holocaust survivor and I couldn't agree more with what you said

[@teckworks]

It's a shame 'cause the concept of being tattooed with a magical ink to turn someone into a super-human fighter that can change shape sounds pretty awesome. But this is NOT the way to execute that concept.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

YO didnt expect you here edit: i was wondering where you had been and then i see your upload history lol

[@ArcRay20]

this game's fart tech is the silliest thing ive seen in a game that seems to take itself seriously, then everybody has a fart move. like what the hell thats "stupid" funny

[@arsimckhoi]

33 minutes of hype for sub raiden zero johny cage man fighting nancy Kerrigan scorpion. Best video today

[@MantraMan2077]

They couldn't even get the fucking Tattoos right. At least run with it and give one of them a 'No Rergets' Tramp Stamp.

[@LieseFury]

"I turned into some asshole with a little hat" Pat you're making these jokes too easy

[@SteelBallRun1890]

This is strictly a Woolie-channel now. Escape is impossible, you should've left when you had the chance.

[@thatonepsycho5157]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 We're stuck in the Woolie Hole now...

[@darkraioxxx]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Woolie's face should get bigger every month.

[@doster5039]

Well I guess they did leave in the end :(

[@FuriousGorge]

Matt: "How do you do it?" Woolie: "Back, back, punch." Matt: [starts kicking] "No."

[@Im.a.cat.]

the new channel icon is everything it has always, and needed, to be.

[@Flackon]

"This game has 2196 fatalities" They pull off three...

[@KaiserBeamz]

This what happens when the order to make a fighting game gets sent down to Data East's pinball division.

[@movingparts6270]

The Zaibatsu needs to make their own fighting game!

[@killjoy_5309]

The most hyped fighting game

[@ReversedFootage]

I'm surprised no one has made one in MUGEN yet.

[@habadasheryjones]

The final boss? The farting ballsack of David Cage.

[@limberstilts2419]

They did! It's called Skullgirls

[@battlion507]

Super Best Friends vs YOvideogames! LETS GO CRAZY!

[@Solidus113]

I'll get a tattoo of the Skullgirls logo if they play 2nd Encore for next weeks Fisticuffs.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I mean, you should get it regardless...

[@aversalreversal7098]

I see no downside with this.

[@Dread_Not]

Oh shit, they'll do it

[@ChristianStout]

Whatever, you were planning on getting that tattoo anyway and you're just trying to get the guys to play Skullgirls again.

[@ufofighter16]

What people aren't seeing in the new icon is the ghost who forgot the cookies in the scrublords opening; [Redacted], we call him

[@MDKcde]

Universal fart mechanic? NO WONDER woolie wanted to make this game run since the start of the scrublords!

[@DeathKnight5608]

This game has fart tech, that's how you know it's Woolie's favorite.

[@jorgefolgar5102]

DeathKnight5608 I hope to see them play tongue of the Fatman...you wanna see the bottom of the barrel? Can you handle slaughter sport?

[@iller3]

_"I'm working on FART ADVANTAGE"_

[@FlameOfUdun96]

This game has just validated all tribal tattoos

[@AlanSantos-si5qq]

And the two headed Godzuki I've on my chest

[@RandoChrisYT]

It is now time to capitalize on that joke from the Double Dragon V Scrublords video from years ago.

[@johnmichaelhernandez2954]

i miss these guys

[@pathfindersavant3988]

There seems to be a veritable amount of vaporous materials contained within this game, particularly those of the flatulent variety. Some form of "fart gas" if you would.

[@Seantendo]

It's like Mortal Kombat, but without any of the aspects that made it appealing.

[@masterj3344]

Bobby Peru But with different kinds of appealing. Like the really dumb kind.

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"It's like Mortal Kombat, but" was basically the design document of this game

[@NSFSponsor]

Its like Mortal Kombat if it wasn't Mortal Kombat.

[@midiagain828]

MOrtal Kombat but with FART TECHS

[@FuriousGorge]

So just Mortal Kombat.

[@derekwst3-YGO]

I think someone should reboot this series because the idea of people having powers from tattoos is interesting.

[@RasenRendanX]

MK11 beta looks great

[@DJHDOG]

In the darkest timeline, there exist Tattoo Assassins II, Tattoo Assassins 3, Ultimate Tattoo Assassins, Tattoo Assassins 4, Tattoo Assassins Special Forces, Tattoo Assassins Uninked, Tattoo Assassins vs DC Universe, and the Tattoo Assassins reboot series Tattoo Assassins Reinked.

[@RasenRendanX]

DJHDOG yeahhhh reinked remastered coming soon!

[@TortoiseMaximus]

the projectile bounceback is some next level tech

[@TacoFunBox]

Beware the New Icon! A Wild Woolie is Afoot! Hide your Pies!

[@jesuszamora6949]

I like how they just pass over the fact this was developed by the fucking pinball division.

[@TrashTalkin]

Look at how the shadows are flat..in mid-air..when the characters jump. Holy shit.

[@ChristianStout]

Tattoo is the Japanese word for *_G O U G I_*

[@louiesalmon3932]

Woolie was always on the channel icon, he was just edited out with the eyedropper tool.

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

Tho tbh i love the new icon cause it always felt weird to have woolie LITERLY be part of the trio, yet not even in the icon

[@112523]

its the most fitting icon

[@Jasper_Silva]

They should have changed the icon to just Woolie.

[@blueblazer9991]

I refuse to call this a scrublords How dare you

[@mikekazz5353]

First the beyond human hat trick and now tattoo assassins, today is a good day.

[@NeoBoneGirl]

This video has finally opened the gate to the TRUE Scrublords game: E I G H T M A R B L E S

[@RanMouri82]

That fart mechanic looks super risky. Hope the assassins do their laundry after.

[@ultrayoshi100]

On mobile the title showed up as tattoo ass

[@Eiddew]

it's not wrong

[@kittyspam2146]

Eiddew dang it beat me to it.....

[@robotface74]

i knew this day would come.

[@artthefarter]

“I’m trying to create Fart advantage” -Woolie 2018

[@davidspackagelp]

Man, from this to My Drunk Kitchen. What a career turnaround.

[@RD-uf6gw]

Ha, nice one adding Woolie and the ghost that always forgets the cookies to the channel icon.

[@alcatrazvongola]

PERFECTION.

[@TheDabeavis]

Tattoo Assassins would definitely make for an episode of Wha Happun?

[@GuntanksInSpace]

This has been a long time coming. YESSSSSSS

[@GoStReKoN]

Oh man, I never thought I'd see this game ANYWHERE I thought it only existed on broken arcade cabinets. What a gem.

[@eliwixson8863]

MY SERIES IS THE SERIES THAT WILL PIERCE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

They did it. They actually did it. The crazy bastards, god bless us all

[@El8oney]

That shark's smile is contagious.

[@bamhurger8643]

I definitely thought this was gonna be a Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills game for like, a solid minute before I clicked this.

[@FinalDragoon]

So this is what they meant by breaking the glass.

[@fuji_n2927]

I DIED AT THE NEW ICON! Y'all are amazing...

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

But when’s the Fisticuffs/Scrublords between Pat and Woolie to determine who wins Detroit? *Points at Robomania sign again*

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio Gotta push it harder.

[@TheNightGroper]

I love the new icon. It's just lazy enough, and just barely good enough.

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

It was absolutely necessary to give every character a brap attack.

[@AntiNihilist]

These guys DID NOT know how long 1 second lasts...

[@Champiness]

6:45 that’s the exact same voice sound as the pilot getting hit by birds in the IMAX Tom Cruise Mummy trailer

[@ver-ina]

Oh look! They're finally playing a REAL fighting game.

[@huntsworthdoom]

I can't believe that Mortal Kombat ripped off Tattoo Assassins so hard

[@TeryJones]

The kind of video game that makes you say "I hate my life".

[@TheWheatDOS]

*I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*

[@alseid8709]

TIGER UPPERFART

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

I await the day where its just woolie. The Woolie hole consumes all

[@DrButthugger]

Welp

[@TheMaleLilligant]

Can't say I expected an old man in his tighty whities to be the first thing I'd see in a Scrublords episode.

[@theinternetsworst7860]

Finally the quality game we deserve

[@crazyinsane500]

I've never heard of Tattoo Assassins! If only there was an edutainment series on Machinima that sought to inform people about fighting games. Oh well.

[@SympleSymon]

crazyinsane500 If only Machinima was still worth watching. Oh well...

[@goodvillain1015]

This game literally has fart gas as a move.

[@Mxlsptlk]

When it said the game has 2196 fatalities, I assumed that was the number of people that died from playing it.

[@bobjones6690]

"Tattoo Assassins is the fighting game of video games." - Martin Luther King Jr, 2018

[@starman2879]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

[@odizm5196]

The fart move is actually what this game is

[@starman2879]

Oh gods... there's a lot of folks on Deviantart feverishly drawing fanart of this game now.

[@gaminggoddess85]

They've had like 15 years to do so already.

[@spinningchurro]

Scrublords is their best series by far.

[@nerdwarp112]

2:43 Was that John Carpenter in the credits? Is that the same one that directed a bunch of movies?

[@morganraine9208]

omg that icon is amazing please never change it

[@MichaelPace2.0]

The new logo is parfect. It's been a long time since I thought about it being just Matt and Pat.

[@KurstKensei]

Woolie trying to hide his fart fettish by giving it to Billie