Saturday Morning Scrublords - Sango Guardian Chaos Generation

[@6027]

*"BECOME MORE AND MORE NERVOUS, A FIERCE FIGHTING IS ABOUT TO START!"*

[@AvatarMaster9x]

Big shout outs to Billy for putting the name of who is who at the top next to player one and player two respectively; you have *no idea* how much I have wanted that feature in scrublords/fisticuffs! Thanks Billy!!

[@mikekazz5353]

AvatarMaster9x I was thinking the same exact thing, Billy is going beyond the call of duty again. He gives us what we want before we even think of it. Plus it kinda gets confusing with some fighting games (>'-')>Thanks Billy

[@4Wilko]

Yup. Much appreciated!

[@Kharneth_Korn]

Thanks Billy, we love you long time.

[@ufofighter16]

Billy activating his 『GOUGI』

[@andrewwalker4685]

AvatarMaster9x I

[@coryandrews9235]

Good matches happening in bad games are my big favorite.

[@DatDemo]

There's actual tournament footage of this game

[@MagoDSnowman]

IM GETTING MORE AND MORE NERVOUS!

[@cristianl1516]

Magoloso A fierce fighting is about to start!

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Magoloso These fighters have a rich combat experience, you know

[@kalmakoffee]

And here we have the latest entry into the Dong Dong Never Dies cinematic universe

[@mikekazz5353]

7:48 Dudley thunder bolt, best move against people who never fought Dudley before.

[@orlanzo2621]

"I will do teach you what is violence"

[@nemesisnick66]

"I have given in. and strive hard later!" truest of inspirational words to live ones life by

[@marioe.4400]

When someone says: "You're not good enough"; "You'll never make it -- don't you know you can't make it..." Reply: "I HAVE GIVEN IN, AND STRIVE HARD LATER".

[@TheStrxggler]

This generation is a creature of chaos. It can have many incarnations. Most of them Avocado Toast.

[@0rriAndroid]

Not everyone is going to get this, but I did and that's all that matters. You get a thumb thingy

[@TheStrxggler]

+Richter The D Eh. I can be clever sometimes.

[@MantraMan2077]

So... this has nothing to do with the Blind Idiot God, the Nuclear Chaos, he who gnaws hungrily on the inconceivable? Aight cool. I'mma have some toast then.

[@jarix1670]

DarkKnightGra

[@WokeGhettoSpiritualist]

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[@dantr14]

Damn it people don't you see the barrel is fake! All these games are being made by Woolie in the Woolie Hole by his stand! The barrel is just to fool you into thinking these exist beyond scrublords!

[@djh491]

Shy Guy Whenever they need a fighting game to play, Woolie just unhinges his jaw and vomits 10 games he created inside of his body.

[@geardog24]

Shy Guy So the Woolie Hole is actually a Stand!? That explains everything!

[@dootdootington386]

Shy Guy so the "Woolie Hole" is a barrel shaped stand you say?

[@4thSurviver]

I thought it a was clear they were making games since the time they Hacked the Matrix to add a fighting mode to it.

[@manonmuoreno]

Stand Name:「The Legend Of Wooley Swamp」

[@user-rv8yv4yh9n]

woolie, you're slacking on the barrel scraping, you pulled an okay game out of it. where's the hot garbage I've come to expect?

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

infinibarrel is infinite, therefore, there is an infinite chance of getting a decent game just as there is an infinite chance of getting hot garbage.

[@nerometalmkii2876]

"I am a cookie, the portuguese in me is growing stronger than heavens's dragoon greatest dessert! Monkeybread" -Typical game quote before being found by someone that actually speaks English

[@MantraMan2077]

That Buddha in the beginning looks so depressed. I just wanna give him a big hug and whisper to him that everything will be okay.

[@grumpyginger99]

If you can afford a trip to china then you can (depending on whether can hug a 71 meter statue) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leshan_Buddha_Statue_View.JPG

[@sonicman21]

5:54 I like how none of them acknowledged the fact that Lu Meng just straight-up did a Power Wave there.

[@JoaoLucasK]

Lu Meng is every boxer character with Terry Bogard mixed in

[@hugehuman1]

>Saturday >Morning *Presses lie*

[@telesticHarlequin]

Michael M. *Doubt*

[@laggy3099]

"You fuck time schedules, Zaibatsu?"

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

hell its not even really a scrublords, this game was real as fuck, THEM COMBOS!!!!

[@nexusgiga]

that was legit blanka's stage with a small difference. thats literally the most china thing ive seen

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Paul Hensley you gotta see the raft stage. It's both SF4 boat stage and KOF 98 Raft stage, but THE RAFT DOES NOT MOVE EVEN IF THE GUY ROWING IS DOING HIS BEST

[@kekula69]

nothing more chinese than a carbon copy of something good

[@Jasper_Silva]

That other Chinese game stole Blanka's snake, this one stole the rest.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Awesome that the game says "please do not steal" right off the bat, but it's at least 50% made of stolen stuff!

[@brandonworkman4672]

Now Pat is implying that the Boxer revolution took place before Christ.

[@Angel_Flash]

That Raiden lookin dude has Dan's moveset lol

[@luisdiegohernandez2326]

This Scrublord was MAX MUM.

[@theruder9]

As someone who legitimately knows a fair bit about the actual history, I find myself heavily aggrivated, unreasonably disappointed, and with a deep want to own this stupid game.

[@mikekazz5353]

So it's like mortal Kombat and Street fighter mixed in one game, huh

[@4ever3052pac]

Mike Kazz Mix in a metric shit ton of KOF, and you got Chinese gold.

[@mikekazz5353]

corey bombom your so right it's scary.

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Mike Kazz you mean SF4, KOF 2002, some Anime Air Dashing, and a whole lot of jank. Such a fascinating creature

[@zaneseibert]

Marvel Kombat of Street Fighters Musou XIV

[@EatWave]

That would be Killer Instinct.

[@djh491]

"The Dispey mode is Windowed, so we're good" I'm losing it already and they're just in the settings.

[@thelaughingrouge]

That MAXMUM got me.

[@Casciop94]

One day the ghost of Liam will remember the cookies

[@SteelBallRun1890]

If you guys actually wanna learn about Chinese history, just play the Dynasty Warriors games. Those things are legit. What, you didn't know that Lu Bu actually wielded two weird cross-shuriken swords and drank Pepsi? Or how they all had anime clothings and movesets? You need to learn more about China.

[@arbyw.1889]

Those Chinese cartoons are very accurate

[@MantraMan2077]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 I'm beginning to actually believe that China is incapable of making good games. Like it's demanded by their culture to put as much suck as possible into their video games.

[@0rriAndroid]

Speaking as someone who has played more Dynasty Warriors than any healthy human being ever should, I can confirm this is entirely accurate. As well as 6% of the roster having the voice of Yuri Lowenthal

[@fyrerider521]

Adrian The Vulture I was about to get upset at you and refute your argument, but then I couldn't think of any examples to prove you wrong.

[@J_Themborn]

Pepsi? I hope that's a thing in one of those games and not just a commercial.

[@roronoa1243]

When Pat called the staff guy Steve, I honestly thought he was talking about WWE Attitude Era legend Steve Blackman. He was well know for using his sticks to beat people up.

[@Arrowdodger]

It wouldn't even be out of the question, he namedropped Steve Blackman in one of the machinima videos recently.

[@adamsheikh-yousef6611]

I'd like to point out that at the start of a round, sometimes the character just doesn't start with full health.

[@SiionCross]

Appreciate who ever put their names above the life bars, can get confusing in these videos from time to time. Thanks.

[@P4ntlessNinja]

THE BARREL IS ETERNAL

[@spankminister]

I love the idea of Matt sitting around the office, training hard on a scrublords game

[@omgdontstealvids123]

Ahh, typical ghost, always forgetting the cookies.

[@chakatBombshell]

Wow this is scrublords, this game seems actually enjoyable and kinda good.

[@telesticHarlequin]

chakatBombshell did you ever see dong dong? Now that's the real shit.

[@chakatBombshell]

Yes Dong Dong is amazing , this is okay. Not scrublord level game either, good job China.

[@Arrowdodger]

They put stuff that's just weird in there, too, it's not always plain crap.

[@TaffieTheCapy]

Of course it looks kinda ok, it's a Street Fighter 4 ripoff

[@TyRiders2]

@@TaffieTheCapy So?

[@TojekaSteve]

Couldn't get Death Cargo, but looks like you guys found the alpha of KOF14!

[@KTDelgadoswhatever]

The purple flame guys kicks were juri's while the slide kick attack was cammy's

[@thelaughingrouge]

Billy the fucking hero. In finally putting names up you have saved the Zaibatsu.

[@lukegarry8921]

Wei Yan is literally just Feng from Tekken. Christ.

[@meelans6126]

I saw moves "inspired" by Lars and Brian from the same character Also masked guy is just Feng

[@StagFabulous]

Yeah. Street Fighter X Tekken is a baffling pull, but Melted Kiryu's moves don't lie.

[@andrei11dr97]

Shiri Gaming and that final boss guy has Krizalids pose normals and one of his supers and the boxer has Boxers animations from sf 4 and a power gaizer Gud job China

[@andrei11dr97]

Olso that masked guy has Yun's super

[@irtazaazam2573]

Shiri Gaming in their defence Feng uses Chinese kenmpo to begin with

[@lilpotayto]

My mind went to Ruili from Nitroplus Blasterz before Feng. Not sure if that's something I should feel bad about.

[@NireFuster]

I WILL DO TEACH YOU WHAT IS VIOLENCE!

[@DaftMeat]

Eh, it's no "Dong Dong Never Die"

[@killersparton1]

thanks billy for the name tags

[@kami12kaze87]

Billy continuing to be Employee of Eternity in the Zaibatsu HQ.

[@Crxw2Tired]

Ghost Liam at it again, forgetting cookies and shit.

[@ChristianStout]

This is probably just below Dong Dong and Implosion on the list of best things China has ever made.

[@silverroddo1468]

This "Not-Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Dynasty Warriors slash male Overwatch" chaos generate fighter is seen as big best game, most ever. I will do love this fighter game.

[@Marklar3]

Watching this on Friday night because I live on the edge.

[@LeAceDash]

i like how the guy who is clearly Feng , Pat says thats the steve guy .

[@TheNobod3]

What a mysterious papa shango

[@teacakes6861]

That game so China, David Cage made a role for it as a bookshop owner in Detroit. Just a bootleg disc with atrocious accent.

[@Meitti]

Man, chinese bootlegs are getting higher and higher in quality these days.

[@LOLDUDE641]

Anyone else notice how the guy's intro anim at 12:25 looks a lot like Cammy's in Street Fighter IV?

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

I have given in. God is dead! Nothing is impossible for a killer. And strive hard later! Sure, why not?

[@Ranryu692]

A fierce fighting is about to start

[@orlanzo2621]

Lu Meng is just Dudley/Balrog/Vanessa/Steve Fox/Terry Bogard all mashed up into one character,lmao. Wow.

[@haydenhyde9395]

the legend and that's why he is the best character in this game.

[@lilwyvern4]

This game actually seems fairly solid. With some polish and TLC (and not straight up stealing animations and sounds, of course, but this IS China we're talking about), this could probably be a pretty good game.

[@Rojer937]

I'm a simple man: I see a ghost forgetting the cookies on Saturday morning, I give a like.

[@sbktdreed]

Zhao Yun (the Staff user) and Xia Hou Dun (the Terminator eye) have some crazy combos. Zhang Jiao looks like Krizalid; the final boss in KOF 1999.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Next DW should use these models

[@Doctor_Pazuzu]

The Phantom Cookies I'm gonna make them give back our arcade sticks.

[@gamester091]

I dont care what you say, the super at 14:02 is actually pretty freaking sick

[@untoefultear]

So this is what happens when you mix KOF, Street Fighter and Tekken with Three Kingdoms mixed in... Nice one China

[@sjcodan]

Scrublords it may be, but that fucking super at 14:00 was actually pretty cool

[@Raphie009]

These characters have some Tekken animations woven into their inputs. 1/2 Cyclops dude has some of Bryan's moves. Mask Guy has Feng Wei's moves (even his Back Facing stance)...

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Nothing is impossible for a killer.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

You guys always manage to find the oddest of games, I swear.

[@Enum995]

OMFGGG hahahahah this is the first time I saw the intro with Matt yelling at not Liam

[@bloodangelxx]

when will the ghost learn to bring cookies next time.......silly ghost

[@crackerjack452]

Nani?! Its still friday night!!!

[@geardog24]

Toco Balls Can't you tell? It's from the future.

[@crackerjack452]

geardog24 🤔I see...

[@khalilmason]

Toco Balls -- *delayed surprise*

[@Specterish]

I don't know if it's just from this video onwards, but putting who's playing who over the health bars is super helpful. Thanks, Billy, yer a good kid.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Why are so many of these jank games so much more hype than they deserve to be? This is close to being a legit thing.

[@Bonhart61577]

Of course would would destroy them with a character that has a sharingan...

[@zeeke.tv_4842]

That intro with Woolie closing the door gets me everytime

[@ajr4888]

You wont outrun me in a fierce fighting violence!

[@Drag0n2Fire]

Old mate with the laser eye has multiple Bryan Fury moves

[@Drag0n2Fire]

- orbital heel - fish hook - machine gun punches - some shitty jet upper Not entirely sure on the names tbh

[@J_Themborn]

I hate when matts imaginary friend forgets the cookies

[@ShelCorporation]

Good artist copy, great artist steal. -Pablo Picasso

[@Maioly]

I hate that Liam is not around to point out how these are all Romance of the Three Kingdoms characters

[@UrsusDerpus]

Zhang Jiro says "What a waste of my time" for his round win quote, and that is very Boss Character

[@Wazzle360]

Still the best Liam intro.

[@MstrToasty]

pat denying the existence of auto combos is my new favourite thing

[@TheAbruptdeath]

Hearing the guys genuinely giggling and laughing together is always a fucking treat. Don't get me wrong, I like me a good ol' fashioned salt-fest. But, it's just so refreshing when everyone's yuckin' it up, having a stupidly good time.

[@sirripper4697]

Friday Night Fistifcuffs on Saturday Mornings, and Saturday Morning Scrublords on Friday Night...

[@Maioly]

12:10 those two are cousins :P also Dun is said to have gotten shot in the eye with an arrow, pulled the arrow out with the eye still impaled on it, and then eaten the eye and that is why he has a cyber eye in this weird weird adaptation of Romance of the three kingdoms

[@lancergt1000]

Theres supposed to be a Defend groove which gives you Just Defend and also a Combo groove which gives you custom combos, idk why they cut them out in the Steam version

[@99jmaster]

22:17 Pat starts off with like he has taken chip damage off of something and the round hasn't even started yet

[@nono9543]

As a Chinaman, I am confusion.

[@natashadavis7669]

There were soooo many Tekken grabs, SOOOOOOO MANY

[@ufofighter16]

Does 'Sango' mean 'Stolen' in Chinese?

[@ChronoTwist]

:X Three Country.

[@fenrir3097]

Three Kingdoms, a.k.a you guys know it as dynasty warriors.

[@Fjarhultian]

Sango Guardian makes me happy.

[@draygonj6824]

That wall really needs to stop forgetting the damn cookies!!! 😠

[@ShawnyBoyMusicpage]

Looks like Kof14 when Kof14 first got announced, and everyone was like ehhhhhhh

[@darrianweathington1923]

Love the 5 things that never change about dynasty warriors characters, 1) cao cao is always evil. 2) Wei Yan is always a hyper psychopath with a crazy mask. 3) xiahun Dun is always missing 1 eye. 4) Huang Zhong is always ancient. 5) Zhao Yun IS always main protagonist with staff weapon.

[@darrianweathington1923]

And sometimes Huang Gai is a bald black guy with a heavy weapon.

[@zachk3702]

Xiahou Dun has a really cool story behind his missing eye though. He was shot with an arrow and he pulled it out of his head and ate his eye because he didn't want to lose something his parents gave him

[@thekhayriera4811]

Zach K DUUUUDE

[@harlannguyen4048]

The crazy thing is that in DW8 you can play an optional mission where he loses his eye. And the cutscene actually shows him pulling out the arrow (no eating it though it is mentioned in the bios).

[@vahlok1426]

Zach K Yeah, Xiahou Dun is one of history's OG badasses.

[@ChronoTwist]

Oh cool. They actually speak different dialects of Chinese.

[@ZumaB]

Wei Yan is basically Feng Wei, dude's got his movelist and his taunt as his win pose even. GG Sango.

[@MukuonChannel]

I need my Salty betting fix. This should do.

[@TFoster2211]

That kick series Pat was talking about on that one fight, reminds me of Omega Rugal's kicks

[@paizotic]

Not 100% sold on this new Dong Dong sequel: *Dong Dong Never Die 2: King of Street Instinct Kombat: Iron Fist Calibur.* I just don't think the series has made the transition to 3D well. Movement feels slower, hits feel less satisfying and the specials don't have as much "oomph" as they used to. And they took out all my favourite characters, like Book-Man, Optimus Prime Girl and InnerTube-Guy. I don't know, it just doesn't even feel like the same game anymore...

[@HopeYourDoingOkay]

I have an image of this Zhang Fei defending a bridge from 100 hundred men, it's...interesting?

[@mikekazz5353]

Oh cool is this the new Akira fighting game

[@WFoong98]

*"Akira"* HAH!

[@Sanodi21]

Just the name goes beyond screaming 'Scrublords'