American Households Cold Open - SNL

[@rdear]

I lost it at Kenan’s “Can you believe they didn’t kill Obama?”

[@joannajamerson35]

I feel the same

[@salem272010]

HAHAHAHAHAH that was the funniest

[@foodguy3435]

Lol that’s so messed up

[@arlom5132]

Why would “they” have killed him? He did everything “they” (I’m assuming he means the military) wanted. The deporter-in-chief drone striked an American citizen. Michelle Obama just said that she and GW Bush have the same values.

[@salem272010]

@@foodguy3435 sadly

[@slaqasdq8787]

"They live in 3 states that don't matter' Georgia: Hold my beer

[@jimwiese3814]

Perk: Do these three (3) states matter now? Hah!! I guess Georgia Matters Now Too!!

[@slaqasdq8787]

@@jimwiese3814 Those three states matterED, and yes Georgia matters to me because then Biden would beat Trump by the amount Trump beat Hillary, which according to Trump would be a LANDSLIDE.

[@christinarice1757]

Love it!

[@quintongrey2397]

Sorry to be so offtopic but does any of you know a way to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my login password. I love any assistance you can offer me.

[@kieranjimmy4844]

@Quinton Grey instablaster ;)

[@jonathangates3198]

“How could anybody vote for trump after this” “How could anyone not vote for trump after this” “Who do you thinks going to get kicked off the masked singer this week” I’m dying!!

[@lorischulte6469]

That's my family right there

[@franksloane9579]

who reminds you to breathe everyday?? how can liberals be so stupid and keep living??

[@oraliamachado880]

The third one is my family LOL.

[@silvergir89]

And this occurred about 5 days before the season 2 finale of the Masked Singer, in which the Fox won and it was Wanye Brady.

[@ianhimmelstein5915]

@@franksloane9579 we’re trying to enjoy comedy Can you just shut up

[@beautylocs8149]

1:45 The insane accuracy of this in 2024 is unsettling

[@danderson8431]

I’m from a Black family....during Christmas dinner right after the last election my Great Aunt announced that she voted for Trump. The table erupted in chaos, and my father even cried. After 10 minutes of this, she started laughing and said that she was messing with us and just wanted to see how we’d react. To this day one of the best practical jokes I’ve ever seen.

[@allisoncastle]

HOLY SHIT HAHAH was everyone super pissed?

[@mortalclown3812]

😂😂❤

[@florenceh5792]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING BAHFDBHADFSUK

[@susannehuber3996]

😂😂😂 cruel and funny at the same time.

[@jf8200]

That sounds like a loooong 10 minutes.

[@zandaroos553]

“They live in states where there votes don’t matter” The black family in Georgia - “Yeah, about that”

[@richardmaroun2117]

LOL

[@thedragong]

Go blue Georgia baby and now for the senate.

[@megancharney3763]

@@thedragong The 1,000 people in Wisconsin tho.... too true

[@thedragong]

@@megancharney3763 every vote counts to make a change.

[@geraldinekm6905]

came here to say this

[@KlutchAndJerel]

“the ice caps will melt, and all the elves will drown” Lol she makes a great Greta

[@mpup54]

She is good at character sketches, I always hope she has a part in a skit. Its entertaining no matter who it is even if its her own funny take.

[@N16D12C]

A Greata

[@stoonersan2707]

I would read that apocalypse/fantasy crossover fan fic for sure

[@zkarebear]

Her accent is so perfect!

[@danielmcgraw2327]

Holy shit Kenan's "oh how he's definitely going to get impeached and then definitely going to get reelected in 2020? Nah I'm good" holy crap that's almost too accurately depressing to be funny

[@shauryamittal7609]

He lost!!!! Whoooo!

[@p1nkfreud]

Shaurya Mittal Thank God!!!! Kenan's line was so on-the-nose though it's scary, thank God we narrowly avoided that reality!!! It's literally like an asteroid was headed towards Earth and we just barely managed to escape it!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Well, he acquitted, but didn't get re-elected. So, that's a plus.

[@romxxii]

@@canaisyoung3601 Acquittal isn't the point; Bill Clinton was also acquitted. The point is he got impeachment proceedings started against him. And in Donnie's case, he's the first US president to have that happen to him _twice_

[@thegameisthatdamngood]

@@p1nkfreud I get that people hate Trump… to each their own. But, the one we have now is far worse. I wouldn’t be proud of Biden. Good heavens, our country is going downhill and fast. He clearly doesn’t care about Americans, and that’s obvious. I hope we can recover from the damage he’s causing.

[@asafupps]

“Dear historically correct black Jesus” 😂

[@phraze410]

😂😂😂

[@mpup54]

Im still reeling from the appearance by Greta Thurnberg

[@Biscuitplease]

The end.

[@neegas3490]

😂

[@chrisjohnson7655]

@Bobert Wiltshire wrong

[@PapaMerlz]

Keenan stole this sketch lol i love him

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

@Skinny Bones Jones They both did.

[@aaronrhodes7268]

Kate wasn’t in it

@@aaronrhodes7268 Yes she was--at the end.

[@romxxii]

@@aaronrhodes7268 Kate was at the end.

[@ez88uc]

“Dear gender-neutral spirits”-- I lost it. LOL

[@jebatman756]

Oh, I wanna slap that family soooo hard. PC version of any song, my ass

[@MsBettyRubble]

@@jebatman756 Violence is not the answer, my friend. Only love is.

[@jebatman756]

MsBettyR. Tell the PC police that...

[@142horizon]

@Gregory Cook : Yes they exist. You Are one.

[@karthiksubramaniam6951]

"A-women" LOL

[@seamusbuckley1323]

"They all live in states where their votes don't matter!" Gerogia 2020:

[@kingasani987]

“Hold my beer!”

[@geraldwatts5492]

@Georgia Hegwood Isn't it "pop" down in those parts?

[@linabean1613]

How can Kate McKinnon actually look like every character she plays

[@kiras8759]

With like no makeup half the time too!?

[@simplyalexa378]

cheezhedd what does being in the lgbtq community have to do with it??

[@Youneedalex]

simplyalexa obviously he’s attracted to her but she’s gay

[@simplyalexa378]

@@Youneedalex Ohhh ok I thought he meant being in the lgbtq community was a bad thing...never mind!

[@betsyb]

simplyalexa well obviously he does think it’s a bad thing if he doesn’t want her to be. it’s also hilarious that he thinks he’d even have a chance with her if she was straight

[@Andrews2490]

"I'll come after you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle." Lmao

[@lapislazuli06]

Sad and funny 😂😢

[@HeetXS]

"OMG the Jews are fuct". That would have been funny. At least add some truth lol

[@JP51ism]

Could somebody explain this? Are turtles particularly vulnerable to plastic straws?

[@OneEyedJack1970]

@JP51ism Sure, if you hold it down and shove it up it's nose. I just hope the next fucker that does it loses a couple of fingers.

[@CasuallyObservant]

@@JP51ism - there are two KZbin videos (that I have seen) where people in boats come across large floating turtles that are in distress. They check them out and find that there are drinking straws shoved deeply up their noses. The people pull the turtle on board and try mightily to remove the straws. It is heartbreaking. The turtles are in terrible pain and bleed. It is unknown whether these straws got there by accident or if a person did this to these poor creatures.

[@BE-ew2pt]

I died when Keenan said “You know, I’m really starting to support Pete Buttigieg” and then they all exploded into laughter

[@ANNABUNDANCEE]

That part killed me 😂

[@taylorlinae]

Best part of the skit 😂

[@mpup54]

Yea its really sad that Iowa picked him just because he wasnt Bernie or Warren...maybe think a lil further outside the box? Maybe an Independent or Libertarian has better candidates than the mess the Democrats have hoisted.

[@BE-ew2pt]

mpup54 Ok boomer

[@ANNABUNDANCEE]

@@mpup54 yea, or Republicans. Yang2020!

[@Scooter_Alice]

just in case people forgot that snl really does make fun of everybody

[@mikebonfiglio1897]

thats hella cap

[@sraphm]

@@mikebonfiglio1897 uhuh ok

[@fordsonisht7479]

Well I mean sure they are but they aren't at the same time (attacking the Electoral College, making the pro-Trump family seem like complete idiots, and saying that Jesus was black, cause he wasn't African American he was Jewish Middle Eastern)

[@Scooter_Alice]

@@fordsonisht7479 I know they did that. They also made fun of the progressive family though. That was my point.

[@gnom98]

Cooper Hill No I cannot chill. Jk

[@snakeboy625]

Kate even has Greta’s movements it’s kinda crazy how good she is at all of this

[@mpup54]

she is sooooo good at her job

[@tywayne3]

I was thinking she had her accent pretty good.

[@kiras8759]

Man. "Acting."

[@christopherthide6680]

Kate is inarguably one of the top 5 performers in the history of SNL and you could make a case she's number 1

[@robertblowstein7291]

greta is a great actress.. i just checkout out her imdb

[@d3r4g45]

One thing in common: they all have Alexa.

[@TheRealpennyInfo]

❌

[@HB-ey2dk]

Well Alexa IS fuckin amazing lol.

[@mattmcbrayer6753]

Would've been the superior joke.

[@daimsaeed]

slav alexa

[@greyman5590]

One thing in common; Trump is everyone’s President! And will win again in 2020!

[@ricobhi]

Keenan Thompson is going to have to start aging if they're going to keep trying to cast him as Chris Redd's father. Keenan looks younger than Chris!

[@billcook4768]

He looks like he can still do a knuckle puck shot.

[@cosmicdarkmatter1128]

Keenan is 41 years old and he doesn't look a day over 20....(literally)

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

Keenan Thompson is immortal. He's ever young and will never age. Eventually they will claim that he has disappeared in the Swiss Alps during a ski trip and after a few years his "son" will start doing comedy in his place. His son will look exactly like his father did but have a mustache and he will be regaled as a genius of comedy. And nobody is going to care because he's funny and we'll all just buy it because the truth would break our brains.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

He using that lotion! 😤😤💪🏻💪🏻✊🏻💯

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or get more professional hair and makeup people to make him look older. Or just give up and get an older black male cast member.

[@ovahiwathodi2192]

The fact that 4 years later Keenan was on the dot with that one is impeccable

[@brodericksimpson6049]

“Colin Kaepernick, you move in mysterious ways” lol

[@Chocolatensexy72]

I died when he told that Kaep joke! LOL!

[@neegas3490]

.

[@childofgod6788]

Seek the truth: View this KZbin video. It is definitely worth watching: “AG BARR: COMEY & CREW RAN THE COUP! DURHAM’S PROBE IS MASSIVE! IMPEACHMENT MOVES TO SENATE-OR NOT?!” kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2fVoIWinqmKkNU

[@julianjoseph5033]

I was ur 1000th. Ur welcome

[@dietotaku]

"1000 people in Wisconsin who won't even think about the election until the morning of" DID YOU HAVE TO GO THAT HARD 😭

[@SRosenberg203]

Well, considering how accurate it is, I'd say yes, they did.

[@hammertime7349]

I’m from Wisconsin and I’m voting for him cause I’m sick of the dems crying about everything

[@joannajamerson35]

Its true

[@ericoberlies7537]

We understand completely. The Framers didn’t believe common people were knowledgeable enough to choose a President directly. The only indirect options were have Congress do it, or create an ad hoc body the same size and composition as Congress. They chose the latter due to Separation of Powers concerns. That reason is obsolete, that thinking no longer true. All States were Atlantic States at the time. It had nothing to do with sparsely populated land that belonged to Spain and France. They weren’t thinking about States that didn’t exist.

[@samsaruhhh]

@@hammertime7349 trump is literally always crying about everything though..

[@mitchellsoto5141]

“Dear historically correct Black Jesus” 😂😂😂 bro I lost it

[@callmekrayy]

I was waiting for that line

[@shiftygearbox]

This needs to be a reoccurring segment.

[@silvergir89]

They need a follow-up cold open with the fallout of the election, maybe for either Thanksgiving, or X-mas.

[@SkillTimO]

Just like yo mom. I dunno, it sounds funny.

[@toriphillips6849]

“Oh you mean how trump is definitely getting impeached and then re-elected, I’m good” THAT IS THE FAMILY THOUGHT PROCESS..... and we live in Atlanta 😂

[@bastardtoadflax43]

Yo, get into swamps, yo.

[@clairduffy60]

@speed8119 that's crazy. But hey..

[@batboy3746]

*We are a flawed democracy because of 1) The electoral college, 2) first past the post voting, 3) our over-powered Senate, that undermines the voice of the people from the House of Representatives* Solutions: 1) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact 2) Rank Choice Voting, or Approval Voting: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpOZhKyvqJeZo6c 3) The Senate - Reduce its power to involve jurisdiction of states rights only.

[@clairduffy60]

@speed8119 He'd only have to be pardoned if he was removed. Clinton was impeached. Worked out fine for him in the end. Great economy and ratings. But Whitewater was hardly Ukraine!

[@freedomfest2741]

@@batboy3746 actually it's the house that are undermining the voice of the people, there are moderate Democrats turning away from impeachment, even Obama has said that the far left is destroying the democratic party and they are the ones pushing for impeachment, there are videos of moderate Democrats getting questioned none stop about why they are trying to impeach a president on hearsay and not worry more about issues that affect the American people, but no the Democrats are more worried about impeachment and giving free healthcare to every illegal in America.

[@KailuaChick]

The ice caps will melt and the elves will drown 😂

[@superbrownbrown]

You're stunning and you watch SNL videos. Nice combination. 👍

[@landonrivers]

@@superbrownbrown You're stunning and you make creepy comments. Nice combination.

[@superbrownbrown]

@@landonrivers Go dial whine-1-1 and request a wah-mbulance with a side of french cries.

[@jettthewolf887]

@@superbrownbrown how old are you? 9?

[@superbrownbrown]

@@jettthewolf887 Another whiny beta male with a video game channel. Go be a drooling balloon-headed fool somewhere else.

[@themsdwallace]

As a black woman, that Black family is so Accurate! 😂

[@CreativeC13]

Yep!!

[@korabeans6393]

I’m here after the election and wow, this aged beautifully 🙌🏽

[@JJoelle]

The black family is beyond accurate 😂

[@noelleleslie6956]

Marra Joelle BEYOND ACCURATE!

[@seph---]

Facts

[@flowrinse9671]

FAXX.

[@CpapPapi]

Crazy accurate

[@MohsinKhan-nn6xu]

*Amen*

[@thomas54productions88]

“I just dont understand who on earth could vote for trump after this?” “How could anyone not vote for trump after this?” “Who do you thinks gonna get voted off the masked singer next week?” This shows gonna be the death of me I’m calling it.

[@zodiea5289]

The fox is Donald Glover NOT Jamie fox 🤷🏾‍♀️🤪

[@childofgod6788]

Seek the truth: View this KZbin video. It is definitely worth watching: “AG BARR: COMEY & CREW RAN THE COUP! DURHAM’S PROBE IS MASSIVE! IMPEACHMENT MOVES TO SENATE-OR NOT?!” kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2fVoIWinqmKkNU

[@bebebj137]

@ YUPPER!

[@bebebj137]

@@childofgod6788 Can't wait for that funny show, CNN, loosing its mind....again. Wouldn't it be great if Brennan is perped walked out of MSNBC live? Now that would be a show worth watching!

[@childofgod6788]

@@bebebj137 you're right!

[@CountDooku0]

"Step to me and I'll come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle." I'm using that from now on

[@molly3600]

my alexa went off when they said “alexa play baby it’s cold outside”

[@outcast566]

Mine too lol. Apparently Alexa understands "shut up."

[@Saikzay]

Literally, this may very well be the most accurate SNL sketch in years.

[@nodnarb3540]

I don’t know how Kate McKinnon manages to completely nail every single person she impersonates. She is the best thing to happen to SNL in 20 years.

[@SRosenberg203]

Yeah it really blows the mind. I can't think of a person she did an impression of where I WASN'T 100% sold.

[@lazykidentertainment7244]

brandonisi *aside from Keenan. Not trying to pick a fight. Just saying. This cast has some of the strongest performers in decades

[@SRosenberg203]

@@lazykidentertainment7244 Agreed. I kinda stopped watching after the late 90s/early 00s crew started to leave. Will Ferrell, Darrel Hammond, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer... those were the people I grew up with on SNL, and it got distinctly bad when they all left, which was around the same time IIRC. It took some time, but SNL repopulated the cast with comedic genius, and it's been great again for the last few years.

[@utubefreshie]

I lost it when she came out as Greta Thunberg. The hair, the outfit & the accent...on point! Hilarious! Kate is the best! 😂

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

Yes, she is....when she leaves SNL, I sure hope great things are lining up for her.....

[@NinersGiantsNation]

When Kennan joked about liking mayor Pete 😂

[@mayankmishra03]

sorry but I didnt get the joke? Do black ppl not like or cant like mayor Pete and why not?

[@aidengorman7564]

mayank mishra he’s polling at basically 0% among black voters nationwide

[@RefugeeKLicious]

David Claytor or maybe they know he’s a trash politician? 🤷‍♂️

[@mayankmishra03]

@@declaytorHmmm thats what I thought the reason for black ppl for not liking Pete buttegige but I just dont understand why they are homophobic if they really are while there are so many black people who are gay plus this guy Pete seems to be a nice guy and could make a good president too so not sure how does it matter what his orientation is anyway.

[@user-pe2yx9kt4e]

mayank mishra Lol he seems to be a nice guy? That’s reason enough for voting him in president? He’s not even nice. His life’s decisions have been to steer himself to a seat of power.

[@watchulla]

The black family is so accurate,!! they have no hope when it comes to our politics in general.

[@pjmathison9787]

watchulla because we get fucked up the worse whoever’s in charge.

[@robertallen9570]

I’m gonna assume this was a joke

[@watchulla]

@@robertallen9570 Joke?....no this is not a joke!!.

[@robertallen9570]

watchulla right

[@brittanijohnson5744]

Not a joke

[@thatonerandomflyingpig4949]

“Step to me and I’ll come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle.”

[@labarron84]

I don't get it

[@gina928]

@@labarron84 Plastic and especially plastic straws are killing sea life. That's why some places have outlawed plastic bags and straws because of ocean pollution.

[@ivans.8352]

@@labarron84 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqiraWpuqZxrmNk

[@ytechnology]

@@labarron84 Plastic straws can be deadly to sea turtles. The straws get lodged into the nostril, or if accidentally ingested, can cause blockage and starvation. The switch to paper straws addresses this.

[@DCTag]

Respect/Walk garbage speaking right here. Your mom and dad are cousins aren’t they? You know I’m right. Your best friend is your right hand but you shoot guns because it’s the only way you can get off now since your wife/sister left you.

[@goodboiadvsp3297]

Okay this is one of the best sketches I have seen in years.

[@philluby9669]

Brigham Youngster i Agree literally in years

[@kibirdie]

Very accurate and hilarious! Who do y’all think were the writers? Definitely Keenan 🤣🤣🤣

[@jillyburt]

Keenan Thompson is hilarious. Always makes me laugh.

[@yogisie]

SNL Dec 2019: "Votes in Georgia won't matter for the presidential election." November 13, 2020: Joe Biden is leading Trump in Georgia.

[@shauryamittal7609]

Lol AND the senate

[@namenotavailable9989]

@@shauryamittal7609 they won both

[@prestonjones1653]

It's amazing what happens when people who live in the one large city in the state actually go vote.

[@MegaSk2000]

“And now we can listen because I hacked into 3 Nest home cams” 😂

[@UMPride9NCs]

Wasn't it the Ring Cameras that got hacked? I'm sensing some corporate sponsorship.

[@UMPride9NCs]

@@Alexeon Incorrect, Ring also makes indoor security cameras.

[@anonymoustranscriber2869]

2001Canes BestEver It’s still technically correct since there’s indoor AND outdoor cameras.

[@UMPride9NCs]

@@anonymoustranscriber2869 False. Amazon makes the Ring Cameras. Google makes the Home Nest Cams. Inside or outside is irrelevant as their brand doesn't change based on where there placed.

[@childofgod6788]

Yeah, that was funny, wasn't it? Seek the truth: View this KZbin video. It is definitely worth watching: “AG BARR: COMEY & CREW RAN THE COUP! DURHAM’S PROBE IS MASSIVE! IMPEACHMENT MOVES TO SENATE-OR NOT?!” kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2fVoIWinqmKkNU

[@paddyo6275]

The black family has it right

[@avadoty774]

"who do you think they'll vote off of masked singer" KILLED ME

[@sophieimm6321]

"Oh you mean how trump is definitely getting impeached, then definitely getting reelected?" Chills

[@MsGrapeNehi]

“Do y’all think Bad Boys 3 is gonna be good or not?” “Who’s gonna get voted off The Masked Singer?” Kenan asking the real questions.

[@chillycharles910]

Exactly lol

[@ronaldsprowal9978]

Bad Boys 3 will be Good I hope...lol

[@368carameldelux]

😆🤣😂

[@benabramowitz18]

Well, Michael Bay isn’t directing this movie, so take that how you want.

[@noelleleslie6956]

THE REAL QUESTIONS!

[@MindWaveShort]

“Step to me and I’ll come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle.” :D aw lol

[@RCAReacts]

"I'm gonna come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle." - Quote of the night!

[@Adelaide_Spence]

Robert Adams Oh hey long time no see

[@tuffg.5469]

I will add "fishing net"

[@jamessudbury6006]

That's not how it works. And there was like one turtle with a straw in its nose.

[@ObiWanKenobi]

James Sudbury okay snowflake

[@jamessudbury6006]

@@ObiWanKenobi I'm a republican, it doesn't work that way.

[@wavydon1960]

2:20 Five years later and we’re still dealing with this nonsense.

[@mizztotal]

The food on the tables LOL: San Fran family - Just salad. Wine with a cork SC family - Bare baked potatoes and raw carrots. No seasoning. Wine with a cork ATL family - Turkey, broccoli, and mashed potatoes. Edit: Screw top wine LMAO

[@Dommdoes]

I think this was my favorite opening in years. Pure gold.

[@jluck7648]

“They live in states where their votes don’t matter” ughhhhhhhhhhh November 2020 begs to differ 4:50

[@douglasvilledarling2935]

I have family in San Francisco and Texas. I live in Atlanta. I laughed so hard I hit replay twice. I will say this shows how much the rest of the nation does not realize how serious Atlanta takes their voting.

[@SlowllyDrifting]

Once again, Kate proving she can play anyone 😂

[@Kjane921]

Right? Her accent is on point!

[@jackwilliams5474]

@@Kjane921 Shes annoying

[@jackwilliams5474]

@muka ferguson Thanks!

[@davidusa47]

True! Anyone who can play Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Justin Bieber, by definition, has range.

[@frankievalentine6112]

She is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

[@christianschoff2490]

The Buttigeig joke actually got me. xD

[@GGCanLove409]

That was the only thing I laughed out loud at!

[@shortstuff780]

Yeah because honestly he's a joke

[@MaybeWeAintUs]

'Buttigieg' sounds like part of the female anatomy.

[@cementkite9151]

@@MaybeWeAintUs His family comes from a long line of bikini contest judges.

[@kibirdie]

Same I literally LOL

[@jackiet359]

I want to know...What IS the politically correct “Baby It’s Cold Outside ”?

[@canaisyoung3601]

An instrumental track. No vocals, just music.

[@Evyn11]

Canais Young You can’t offend people if there aren’t any words

[@blueribenaberry]

Evyn Eleven Tumblr would find something. Them kids be starting whole ass hashtag campaigns over the way people blink over there, best believe those nutbags would find something to get upset over instrumentals 😂😂

[@Evyn11]

blueribenaberry you’re probably right 😂 “The notes they play 3 minutes in were originated by Nigerians so white people using that is cultural appropriation #stopracistchords”

[@imanianderson3663]

I think Kelly Clarkson and John Legend did this version

[@jackkohlsaat6643]

“Historically correct black Jesus.” I died 😂😂😂

[@dodgingdurangos924]

Kenan: "Alexa, play 'Santa Claus is a Black Man' by Akim & Teddy."

[@YTFlove4ever]

Why? It is true.

[@jackkohlsaat6643]

YTFlove4ever that’s why I died. I couldn’t believe they brought it up

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

Jack Kohlsaat 😂😂😂😂

[@LilWhitePrivileged]

Jesus was not black. The middle East and N. Africa were both white and Hebrew in race 2000 years ago.

[@Liz-vd4lj]

The black family was my favorite!!!

[@rayherbst6655]

Liz And correct!!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Liz that’s really us..... we take a break from stuff and talk about fun stuff that happened when we were young...

[@TheNormal256]

In black families (or at least in mine) it’s pretty much understood that nobody’s a Trump supporter or a Republican, so there is no need to argue about politics. So yeah, I can’t relate to all my white friends who get anxious about political discussions during the holidays. LOL

[@declaytor]

That's racist

[@lvega5606]

Technically it's an African American family. A black family in France would tend to be a bit different, culturally.

[@jeansuapaia3540]

"Dear historically correct black Jesus."

[@nisisofthehalo4091]

that's how i start all of my evening prayers

[@sadcat3602]

@Emina anime Jesus would have been middle eastern not black

[@jeansuapaia3540]

@@sadcat3602 bitch it's a quote from the video.

[@1FightUSA]

@@sadcat3602 the Middle East is part of Africa dude..lol how do you think the Israelites got to the promised land..lol...walked there..there's a large body of water that doesn't completely cut off africa from the "middle east"...😳😁😂 👆

[@sadcat3602]

Love Wesly actually the Middle East is part of Asia. So sorry let me correct myself Jesus was Asian

[@andrewoconnor2981]

The San Francisco household is also probably vegan, you know, otherwise the stereotype wouldn't be complete

[@katieroberts7012]

@yerb Not the black family, the liberal white one

[@binx414]

And we need the South Carolinian family wearing cross necklaces

[@blessingsoutlaw]

I’m vegan and live in Iowa, a crimson red state. Stereotypes are dangerous.

[@nyz6685]

The family in Atlanta is so accurate 😂😂

[@jakemarsing2615]

This is one of the best Cold Opens in a while. I love it that they laid off the celebs this week and just wrote a great sketch and put it at the head of the show. That’s the way it used to be.

[@eb0526]

Jake Marsing Agreed! Original SNL comedy 😇

[@compulsive_curiosity]

the best parts of light night are the non political segments and when they happen they really show us what we are missing out on with the constant trump bullshit.

[@amymae5744]

Is there ANY person Kate McKinnon can’t impersonate? She’s got the talent- this show is so damn lucky to have her. Her and Kenan hold the cast together 😂😍

[@kashhh_bxby8200]

“they live in states where the election won’t be decided” Georgia:laughs in Atlanta

[@NyxesRealms]

"Step to me and I will come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle" Kate McKinnon for every role ok bye.

[@raphaelbaks1739]

NO NO NO.... YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND THEN SAY "OK BYE".... NO!!!! YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!!

[@zoepaulastrassfield2664]

I want that to be Dee Caffari's slogan in the next +TheOceanRace.

[@luxmar1]

kate mckinnon is a republican

[@claudetteholloway1126]

They're both Capricorns...

[@nerdlarge4691]

“Because I hacked into 3 nest home cams!” Ring are your ears burning? 😏

[@MTknitter22]

Nerd Large TRUE 😂😂🙌

[@deathmetalpotato]

thumpdragsounds People have been hacking into Ring home security cameras, one guy said racist stuff to a little girl in her bedroom through the microphone and told her to break stuff in her room

[@sraphm]

@@thumpdragfilms390+ now. it makes sense, its just not funny.

[@mickeyrosa7226]

@@thumpdragfilms You don't know about what happened with RING lately?

[@tejaswoman]

Except people HAVE also hacked into Nest, so it isn't just Ring.

[@samkatherine8474]

“AWOMEN” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

SNL in 2019: "What may be our last Christmas ever..." The Year 2020: "Excuse me! SPOILERS!!!"

[@corylyonsmusic]

"He nominated me to be a federal judge" hahaha

[@rosadelgado6248]

Z

[@graciegjj]

Y

[@vincentvangogodancer]

X

[@wu_v]

W

[@jdove6883]

No actually that was a ridiculous joke.

[@kaniciagreen2718]

My Alexa started playing when they said “hey alexa” 😂

[@yarazooom]

ALEXA is listening.....and transcribing too

[@Mona-ue5uk]

Hilarious!!!

[@ericoberlies7537]

It’s for the best 😉

[@coldcreative4601]

That shit ain't funny

[@mathewscelin318]

That means the government is always listening in on you...#conspiracytheories

[@joycee5493]

“Dear historically correct black Jesus”....Lol

[@Nikkirael]

FACTS 💯

[@Yeshuamyhope]

It's was funny yet sad, people really believe Jews are black African? That falsehood contributed to the hate which motivated the murder of Jews in New Jersey. None of the Semetic people from the Levent are black, not Syrians, not Lebanese, not Bedouins, not Samarians, not Jews. DNA doesn't lie. If Jesus is black african he cannot be the Messiah, the Messiah had to be a Semetic, from the tribe of Judah.

[@lacywhitevalenti7234]

@@Yeshuamyhope So...what you're saying is that Jesus WAS NOT WHITE. Glad we agree.

[@insertnamehere5399]

Patrick Wells Valenti Jesus is ABSOLUTELY not black..and guess what you are going to being living with those that agree with you for eternity so here’s your prize. 👍👈

[@insertnamehere5399]

Theopais Xristianos these people will find out soon enough

[@alanbuldo9493]

Wisconsin man. She was right

[@coryt93]

“Gender neutral spirit” LMAOO

[@alexisrodgers2951]

As a black woman, I can COMPLETELY RELATE to their family dinner! WE LITERALLY HAD THIS CONVERSATION! Masked Singer and All!

[@g9nnar]

Yes political articulacy is sadly not on the forefront of most AA's minds 🤦‍♀️

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@g9nnar Oh how I wish that this were true. I would love to wipe this disaster of an administration from the forefront of my mind!😭

[@leonjones1991]

@@SimonKanner-si3it Begone troll

[@TheGodzillaRobot]

This makes me laugh but it hurts so much at the same time.

[@4knewt505]

Especially the part about the electoral college. Sigh I got depressed

[@mewho6199]

I didn't laugh at all. It was too true.

[@Becky_Cal]

Godzilla - My thoughts exactly!! 😂😂😂🥺🥺😭😔😔

[@kenetabansi5016]

“Colin kapernick you move in mysterious ways” how is no one talking about this it had me dead

[@deathmetalpotato]

Aidy’s facial expressions reacting to Greta are amazing 😂😂😂

[@sammengmeng5428]

The Pete Buttigieg quip was one of the funniest things I have witnessed this week

[@Nightsable]

I shrieked out with laughter and it's 1am

[@aaronford2184]

Oh fully!

[@tmseh]

Dear gender neutral spirit.

[@Mostdefinitelynotabot]

I was shocked, and then delighted. A roller coaster of a good time.

[@laurenbray8314]

Same hahaha!

[@TheChanelbelle]

“Dear historically correct black Jesus” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing at that lol

[@74artgrrl]

“Thank you for The American female soccer team, amen.”

[@adamst.martin1932]

Awomen

[@achillesjohnson7941]

Athem

[@koroconnell]

"Can you believe they didn't kill Obama?" honestly I'm still shocked it didn't happen 😂

[@SuperAtheist]

Obama is half white and Dick Cheney is his cousin

[@matthewsmith635]

mbolduc our judicial system doesn’t hang people, which means you must be saying you’re going to do that yourself. Meaning... you’re threatening to kill a former president? Classy dude.

[@SynthApprentice]

That's how I knew Trump wouldn't get killed. If nobody was going to kill the black dude, then the rich orange dude never had anything to worry about.

[@wolfie8012]

I remember when he got elected I overheard a conversation where one guy told the other to 'stock up on canned foods because when they kill him there will be a revolution in this country' lol

[@robertglancy4474]

Hmm...who is "they"?

[@curtiso6252]

“Alexa, play the politically correct version of Baby it’s cold outside”

[@Outdoorsman-tu2zs]

You mean the original

[@BelikeAngel1121]

"Can you believe they didn't kill Obama" "You know who I'm starting to like a lot... that Pete Buttigieg... hahahahahah, that's a good one" Yooo I'm f'n weak!!!! 💀💀💀

[@capricornwoman6726]

This is so TRUE!!🤣 😂

[@jeddafakee91]

@Pod well Obama got his 40 million dollars in speeches and appearances from the same people who gave mayor Pete 25 million dollars in March to switch up his positions. The same money corrupted them both so yeah so maybe Obama will endorse the twerp.

[@shadowdance4666]

Wall Street Pete is coming to town

[@Mykee3d]

This was one of the best skits I've seen from snl in a long time. So many gems, and Mckinnon's Thumberg was the icing on the cake!

[@thegerlachsrock]

Finally, an SNL political skit that will make everyone happy. And angry.

[@shashanuka8915]

They did it!!’

[@SmoothJK]

It was a great sketch, very balanced too

[@Firehazerd5444]

A true compromise.

[@Igaveyoumyfakename]

"Thank you Lord for the not one, not two, but three Black quarterbacks who have beat Tom Brady this season"

[@dchoi94]

“I’ll come at you like a plastic straw comes at a turtle.”

[@LeoP2008]

Our President is beefing with a child....and the child is bring the THUNDER!! I am both proud and also ashamed that our Country's last line of defense is younger than my baby sister.

[@waynerembert3116]

Very slowly

[@waynerembert3116]

@@LeoP2008 She's nothing but a poster child, hypocritical rich girl, who just creates more pollution.

[@gabbybeasley8009]

I’m watching this in nov 2024 and if they only knew… Keenan called it 😂😂😂

[@JN-nm1kg]

“A-wo-men” HAD ME CRYING

[@user-wq6bf4sv2t]

The Swedish accent tho 😂

[@TheTrayz83]

THIS SKETCH IS GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!! right on point PERFECT

[@rxcjhd]

Sharp social commentary and so well written ... one of the best sketches in recent times

[@hessu275]

I would be a dad like Keenan, annoying my kids with questions about movies 😁

[@coolster4627]

rj zander ok

[@hessu275]

@rj zander So you thought I was being serious? 😁

[@songohan3321]

I is pretty much required.

[@Wiley_Coyote]

@rj zander wow, subtle racism plus artificial outrage. Very well crafted in so few words...

[@BeeWhistler]

@rj zander Wow... you just galloped straight past argumentative and right on into crazy, didn't you?

[@lls3676]

"Oh my god, Corey Booker just re-tweeted me and nobody noticed."😄

[@yapdog]

And I replied to your commenting the line about Corey Booker, and nobody noticed!

[@MaraMoreCom]

* #Cory2020 * Cory Booker 2020 * corybooker.com * for real

[@1personiam]

Wish I could be a part of those Atlanta dinners, or at least with Kenan

[@doctorthirteen5727]

*Is Bad Boys 3 gonna be any good?*

[@frequentlycynical642]

One of the most creative SNL skits I've since since the show started.

[@tester2428]

Frequently Cynical I know and the tiny details, like how the liberal family had a woman at the head of the table, the conservatives had a guy, and the black family was a round table. That cracked me up just a little

[@Annie-zd6rn]

"Hello, my name is Greta Thunberg and in ten years this snowman won't exist."

[@mrmikeconway]

One of the best cold opens all year! I love the cameos but was refreshing to have just the cast in one.

[@mrchristiangoss]

Keenan Thompson is a National Treasure... from Good Burger to over 10 years on SNL... who woulda thunkit? Edit: over 15 years, jeez...

[@SRosenberg203]

He's the longest-tenured cast member in SNL history I believe.

[@carloscarlos7044]

Unfortunately the writers are wasting his comedic talent

[@blobfish1112]

Funny because he only plays himself, same voice, same facial expressions (he looks like he is about burst into laughter), in every single skit.

[@kiawhitfield]

Amen!

[@tylorstreett7824]

Good Burger? He was a cast member of the SNL inspired kids comedy show All That in 1994, made a spin off with Keenan Thompson called Keenan and Kel (basically Key and Peele but on Nickelodeon) in 1996, Good Burger was in 1997.

[@pinoyjona]

Kenan’s character is the embodiment of the Simpsons predicting the future. He was spot on with the 2024 election 😅

[@thelegendof7566]

disappointed the black family didn’t play silent night by the temptations

[@ArmyGF88]

The only Christmas song that matters, honestly lol

[@tay2944]

Or this christmas

[@Jazzymama8703]

Nope. The Jackson 5 Christmas album is sacrosanct.

[@gchecktv9194]

Yeah, but he had to select one by Michael Jackson, or say, R Kelly, to show how unpolitically correct he is

[@antoinettemosley312]

RIIIIIIIGHT!!!💯💯