Bachelor Auction - SNL

Bidders (Saoirse Ronan, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant) go crazy after Chad (Pete Davidson) shows off some hidden talents.
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[@londonbless5302]

With all the women he’s dated recently, this skit isn’t too far off 😂😂😂

[@alizaloring3437]

😂😂😂

[@SadSaintify]

So true. This sketch was foreshadowing

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKe3pmiFhdyrbaM 👌🏼

[@SarahGFryer]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@gravoxxavox7849]

They really called it

[@alli-gator-forest]

Honestly I forgot they were getting a lunch with Chad, I thought they were just buying him

[@madisonrose1893]

🤣🤣🤣

[@inezsmith2443]

Omg 😂

[@juliacharpia8024]

My high ass thought the same 😂

[@KamiAva]

I WILL BUY CHAD THEN

[@spider_meg]

They’re just going to keep him

[@bennyatthebank]

"TEN... MILLION... DOLLARS! Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge." 🤣

[@StreamHypeBoyByNewJeans]

Best part of the sketch.

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

It doesn't matter what role they give Kenan. He'll always play it perfectly. The man is a legend.

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778agree!

[@sophie-rq4ii]

3 years later, pete is now in a sketch as the grinch

[@ezhope1]

What have you become Chad, what have you become?

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@ezhope1 He lived long enough to become a villain

[@e.2862]

that’s what i call character development

[@somacherry]

Just came from watching that sketch.

[@markiven494]

Yes, we have eyes Sylvia

[@illwind]

"you may know chad from... vaping in the parking lot"

[@racheltellez9041]

sykahh ok.

[@kalookakoo5]

@@jamesthetsundere1195 wow, a guy just posting a quote really triggered you?

[@L1KECLOCKWORK]

The Emperor ok

[@ifiget100subsillstartmakin7]

The Emperor shhh

[@perky8390]

@@jamesthetsundere1195 Movie?

[@jarjarwinks7034]

This whole sketch is an accurate representation of everybody crushing on Pete. He's just too damn cute.

[@taliajung1553]

I feel like it's also an accurate representation of all the people who simp for Bill Hader

[@elizabethbennet4791]

Hes weird looking tho

[@andrewleah1983]

He looks permanently stoned. And not in a Robert Mitchum way.

[@stunna.1]

@@elizabethbennet4791 L

[@ozamatazbuckshank7467]

Nah Pete is just another hader, white snl cast who fangirls go crazy over. Nothing cute abt him, and hader

[@knightwagner]

I want Kenan's character to somehow become reoccurring.

[@stickypoopoo8982]

He just shows up and buys everything

[@181cameron]

As long as he's with Chad

[@reelincoln7747]

recurring

[@sxc7566]

$20 MILLION DOLLARS!

[@StreamHypeBoyByNewJeans]

​@@181cameron ikr. I ship.

[@firstnamelastname6682]

Davidson actually did a spot on Grinch impression.

[@firstnamelastname6682]

Is his real name pete davidson, please help

[@kateschneider8789]

Dafuq 670 yes

[@MattPawlowski]

Hence the higher bids...

[@father.benjamin8416]

Dafuq 670 yes

[@pottedplant2303]

ok

[@512Bunny]

Ariana: we're not engaged anymore Pete: ok

[@biakhunlawmawma5125]

Yes..i make it the 911th like

[@carribgirl007]

😂🤣😅

[@defencebangladesh4068]

😂😂

[@thegamingdrone7535]

It’s chad

[@afkpavi]

@@biakhunlawmawma5125 haha just like pete davidson's dad

[@osmondgo8362]

It was nice of the auctioneer to check if Chad was okay with the arrangement. Consent is important.

[@RR-of3qi]

"Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge" = gold 😂

[@Soaring_lizzard]

“I can do an impression of Jim Carrey from The Grinch.” *”Oh jesus christ this place is going to explode.”*

[@theamazintaco06]

Like, in bids?

[@sambam8213]

Nobody: The dude: “20 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!”

[@AngelofMusic04]

She wasn't wrong, especially after seeing him as the Grinch.

[@happy10135]

I also watched the video

[@ezhope1]

😂😂😂

[@SaraStar7373]

“$700000 and I didn’t even *see* the grinch!”

[@reilly258]

1k likes and no replies... nice

[@CJTower.]

@@reilly258 hahaha ikr

[@CherryBlossomOhka]

"I feel like I'm in the upside down right now." Lol

[@ihateuifulikebts3548]

My new answer to anything

[@emmamueller3921]

this is legitimately how america feels about pete davidson

[@koteymccall4375]

Nah. Not really.

[@rishabhgulati9804]

@@koteymccall4375 yes

[@bugbzs]

Not only america🤭

[@alizaloring3437]

There's something about him...

[@koteymccall4375]

@@alizaloring3437 it’s called money and fame

[@lauragrace101]

“Go HOME ladies, patty’s come to play” Aidy Bryant never fails to make me pee myself laughing

[@McThiccums69]

The way she said “dollars” with the tongue roll thing was kinda weird tho

[@lauragrace101]

@@McThiccums69 yeah, weirdly hilarious

[@Planktontyyru]

She wasn’t that funny

[@lauragrace101]

@@Planktontyyru she’s exactly my type of humour. It’s ok if it’s not the same for you.

[@stevencoffin328]

I love whenever Aidy does an old Hollywood Joan Crawford type voice especially when she says "30,000 DAMN DOLLARS!"

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

Keenan playing an eccentric billionare is hilarious

[@Telencephelon]

I think he is Michael Jackson

[@averagecustodes2562]

Have the boy cleaned and taken to ny lodge

[@MrBahBZ]

He's been the only consistently strong part of this show for years

[@navneetgupta3600]

Who's he playing?

[@caillou7265]

@@navneetgupta3600 michael jackson

[@sladewilson7933]

I figured it out, it's because Chad is 6'1.

[@Biobele]

But I'm 6ft1

[@Joel_FC]

@William Lally right, so you're saying he has a penis the size of a human inside him?

[@Ristythepapabear]

Pete Davidson is actually 6”3

[@sophies8564]

Evolution says pick the best genes. 🍆

[@gjumper9871]

@@sophies8564 True that... Kind and caring men... Who are able to cook eggplants??

[@lonewolfe2502]

That high pitched "Twenty million dollars" always gets me. 😂

[@ProFingerboardy]

Anyone here after Pete’s grinch sketch with Kristen wigg?

[@leakersnick2106]

“Mr. Davidson, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” *”Oh ok”*

[@harryhogan7787]

Noice

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

& I guess That’s why he & Ariana didn’t make it together

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKe3pmiFhdyrbaM 👌🏼

[@amandamichelletenney]

"Omg...the doink doink is amazing..." "Yes, we have eyes Silvia."

[@harryhogan7787]

Nice

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKe3pmiFhdyrbaM 👌🏼

[@iota5722]

We saw it Amanda 🙃

[@rapname5267]

The way she calls her cow and pig I think they sneak dissing each other 😂

[@oftenwrng]

- head's up, i'm gonna make you sweat! - at breakfast? - no... the tennis lesson BRO I JUST DIED

[@terrymorris42]

I genuinely feel stupid for not understanding what the joke is here

[@myztik5716]

The joke is that the woman is stupid

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

@@terrymorris42that she thought he was talking about breakfast

[@amichakraborty2770]

this skit is pete's life... men not getting what's the appeal in him... and women crushing on him... even his stupid dance moves come across as super attractive and irresistible.. and pete like chad is up to anything.. (from what i heard from mulaney interviews he always says yes to plans even when he has no idea whatever the plan is)

[@schawnettarobinson8584]

Pete is the MAN!!!

[@unaccompanied.minor.problem]

" have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge" " seems kinda creepy you ok with that?" 👌

[@Scp-ip7dc]

*Leans into the microphone* Chad: "okay."

[@justinbel68]

You got it wrong “Seems kinda of creepy, your cool with that?”

[@unaccompanied.minor.problem]

@@justinbel68 you're

[@justinbel68]

Grammar: “You have to learn how to talk Justin Bell.” Me: “Fuck your Grammar, I don’t like YOU’RE attitude.”

[@justinbel68]

Oh youR bitch

[@thenellqueen439]

Ariana:let’s get married!!! Pete: okay

[@rubberninja25]

Yeah but tbf anyone would say that

[@tessasteinle5650]

This didn’t age too well

[@niamhmcmahon6773]

Hate to break it to ye but they called off the engagement 😬

[@Settielite]

😂

[@thebigbang9983]

@@rubberninja25 nope not everyone finds her attractive. To tell you the truth I don't find her attractive. She looks average to me. Probably because I like in miami...

[@RhysGBiv]

Honestly if I was Chad, I would just be standing there hoping to god that Saoirse wins the auction

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@nathanbendich6452 .....okay then

[@hush-615]

Saoirse is gorgeous but I'd take the 10 million.

[@kingarthur1217]

Just as long as I don't sleep with the guy......

[@hankymcspanky1113]

@@hush-615 it’s not for you it’s for the kids team

[@Igor_ogi]

That’s what he did and then she lost.

[@mondler107]

"Sounds kinda creepy, are you cool with that Chad?" "Okay" 😂😂😂

[@brianwalsh5606]

Chad is going to be eaten

[@gonnaregretthis2926]

Chad was missing for 4 months nobody has seen him and everyone is worried because that Grinch Impression was the best

[@toastistired374]

2500th like

[@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850]

Brian Walsh Texas Man Gobbler.

[@nintendomaster]

Chad: "Ok"

[@KabbalahSherry]

nintendomaster - 😆😆😆🕺🏻👌💯

[@moonbeam4016]

nintendomaster a new guy at my job sounds just like chad. he literally says "ok" and "cool" just like that when his supervisors are talking to him. except...he's at least 40

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

Justin knows what's up. Mind not that this is 50% of Pete's characters.

[@elizabethbennet4791]

okay.

[@turingtest3218]

100 million dollars

[@hannah-brown]

this isn’t even a sketch anymore. we live in this reality

[@roguejester4986]

That was a pretty good Grinch impression actually.

[@overtimesports1607]

1.4k likes and no replies?

[@yettifilms207]

Overtime Sports I know

[@TimberGamez]

@@overtimesports1607 And you had to go ahead and ruin it jk

[@thedotoba]

Right. And I did not even see it!

[@kelxy4105]

He’s chad you cow of course it is

[@Aukejorrit]

Saoirse is being such a snobby woman and i am all for it. What an actress!

[@keannalautenbach5902]

I love Saoirse in literally anything

[@hadley3612]

Oh so y’all clearly never saw How I Live Now I’m kidding but only partly we love saoirse in this house

[@jeremywoods770]

@@hadley3612 'how i live now' is when i knew i was going to marry her

[@rannielaayumi2445]

@@hadley3612 I watched every single movie of Saoirse. How I live now where kid Tom Holland is there too.

[@mariaa.5829]

Which one is Saoirse?

[@BleachCowboy2016]

"you may know Chad from vaping in the parking lot" lmao I love how they set him up for the auction

[@zeeyon2375]

Saoirse is just gorgeous can't look away from her awww

[@sydneyrica1802]

My favorite sketches are ones where Pete Davidson says "okay".

[@nelsongonzalez8754]

Sydney R okay

[@nathanschimke7309]

Sydney R all of them

[@ginsbergrob]

Same

[@DeadgrinCustoms]

Sydney R my favorites are the ones when he's on Trial with teachers

[@jario2970]

Kyle and Beck's sketches are my favorite

[@TheFYoung]

"Have the boy CLEANED and taken to my lodge!"....LOL, I'm weak

[@gonebutter6954]

FoxyFeline i dont get it

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

Best line so hot

[@hexicdragon3094]

It's funny because it objectifies men

[@niagrace16]

@@hexicdragon3094 okay, I see your point

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKe3pmiFhdyrbaM 👌🏼.

[@Angela-ot7es]

"Who are you?" " It doesn't matter. Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge. "

[@WonderLady]

I love Chad skits. How Pete can do these without breaking is amazing

[@varuntheestallion]

well most of them are pre taped, and Pete breaks in like half the live sketches he’s in

[@blankname6629]

Have the boy cleaned and dropped off at my lodge hahahahaha

[@YTFlove4ever]

are you cool Chad? ok

[@priscillaruiz687]

Andy Tihonow I lost it lmao

[@mattbuchanan2434]

best part of the sketch

[@imkiki1505]

Andy Tihonow 😂 I need this every day

[@orchdork775]

That doink doink dance needs to be a gif 😂

[@AnimeshDas108]

sounds like you would have paid more than mystery man in the auction 😂😂😂

[@RedPlaystationController]

Ugh

[@flipaphira4202]

Animesh Das uhm yeah totally🤔

[@josiematkowski7136]

Ta- daa! It was made a gif. Thank you

[@orchdork775]

@@josiematkowski7136 Yes!! Do you have a link? Where can I find it!

[@matthintz9468]

"Oh, Jesus Christ, this place is going to explode!" and "10,000, and I'm going to raise myself to 15,000!"

[@CartoonKidOLLY]

Kenan always steals everyone’s hearts in every sketch

[@iamanonymousjoe]

Ariana Grande: *20. MILLION. DOLLARS.* Pete: okay. Doink Doink.

[@iamanonymousjoe]

Too soon?

[@embracethequantum4956]

No Ariana had reverse puberty syndrome

[@OfficerPickens]

🤣😂🤣

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Kate Beckinsale: *40 MILLION*

[@LeBronJames-lw1ir]

iamanonymousjoe no it's Chad

[@liv9194]

Chad is probably my favorite snl character of all time

[@L1KECLOCKWORK]

Liv Berg ok

[@ArthurKnight1899]

oKK

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

570th like

[@carollipton4584]

Tied with Dieter from Sprockets

[@iliadnetfear2586]

Okay

[@ezhope1]

“I can do an impression of Jim Carrey as the grinch” *”Oh Jesus Christ this place is going to explode.”* 😂😂😂

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

This is the most accurate depiction of Pete Davidson ever

[@JustMe-ue2eu]

Chad is amazing Chad is the chosen one

[@agostov.4508]

Ok

[@TilerYo]

Just Karlie i get that reference

[@xaiverbeaudin6766]

Supercalifragilisticthisbesuchadopekid

[@lisadiangelo4522]

The boy who lived

[@worththehyp3886]

Lil pimp

[@bokani79]

“Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lounge”...omg! I died.

[@priscillaruiz687]

Beau33 same 😂😂😂

[@alienjoshie1136]

Lodge

[@PREPFORIT]

LOL, @2:02 " Oh jesus christ this place is gonna explode! 🤣😂

[@RashaKahn]

I love how the establishing shot in the beginning is a scene from Caddyshack where they had an auction scene.

[@minisun7410]

That did sound exactly like the Grinch tho

[@benglaser1345]

Should we be concerned that Keenan is so natural as a mysterious weirdo who spends thirty million dollars on a young stoner and old tennis player?

[@Angryjiujitsuguyoffical]

Ben Glaser Hahahah probaly

[@willsussbauer234]

Maybe he has experience........

[@sirdeadlock]

It is of no concern! Really though, he only has four acts in his repitoir: crazy, gingerly, angry and straightman (the guy jokes are happening around).

[@alienz8641]

He's probably an alien.

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kerryegan3091]

His little “whooo!” At the end of the dance is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

[@SaBiNuKi]

Art imitates life. Every lady fights over him 🤣

[@robotflip-flop637]

I’m definitely going to use “have him cleaned and send him to my lodge” in the future

[@weagle1708]

No you won't

[@fairyblu6929]

I would definitely like to use it in the future but I don't know if I will.

[@josephmilio9493]

the grinch impersination was actually good

[@mardoggie2013]

Joseph New York of course it was good. It’s Chad!

[@willsussbauer234]

lol

[@TheGoat-4]

YOU COW

[@omkarrege391]

Funny how that's Pete's actual life

[@DangAlfa]

This isn't even a joke at this point.

[@auti9401]

Pete is a class act. Use him more!

[@muraddiab6393]

Auti Nice try Pete. Stick to update

[@auti9401]

Murad Diab you sound bitter friend

[@DurkMcGerk]

ok

[@muraddiab6393]

Auti I'm kidding of course. Pete is hilarious but I think he'll be the first to admit that he's not much of a sketch comic

[@duckface4828]

"okay"

[@tsegafasil7094]

when they all stood up..😂😂

[@PowerGlove79]

Homer Simpson too bad the extra in the back missed her cue lol

[@beatricet5682]

"Patty's come to plaaayh!" 😂🤣

[@brandonurena491]

This how Pete pulled Kim kardashian 😂😂😂

[@TheBeast-ub9jo]

“Have the boy cleaned and send him to my lodge” hahaha

[@guccye]

This is how Ariana and Pete got engaged

[@niamhmcmahon6773]

😬who’s gonna break the news to her ...

[@bobshoe8426]

And how they broke up.

[@timmanus]

Saorise Ronan is so gorgeous!

[@oh-6613]

Frank Smith why would I wanna Google that?

[@hoehoehoe1996]

@@franksmith5486 i need a Name!!!

[@bhavyakhanduja2856]

Seeing this after Pete has been in relationships with Kim Kardashian, Ariana, Phoebe etc.. makes sense

[@williamlarson8912]

“You may know chad from vaping in the parking lot

[@SS-rw2pc]

I love this character lollll

[@Balon-Breakspear]

Lola Bolarianista ok

[@littlefish3684]

Robert Scannell well said

[@Olivia-ll6rg]

Which one

[@catemcdowell]

Lola Bolarianista his eye bags are so bad though 😂

[@Latana2001]

Lola Bolarianista ok

[@mercedeswillis7146]

“Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge”. This is my new catchphrase.

[@TheFYoung]

Yes!! lol

[@saraiesquivel8136]

who else is here after Pete finally played the grinch in a sketch

[@noobdev8597]

1:16 the doink doink

[@wescameron8308]

An incredibly odd sketch, but Kenan's goofiness really sold it!

[@TCt83067695]

the man is everything. he never breaks character also

[@christinakaur8766]

Watch the skit Pool Boy

[@irider1201]

They could have cut to a scene from the lodge at the end.

[@sydneyrica1802]

Wes Cameron Kenan is great dude

[@TCt83067695]

iRider1 and show what?

[@nikhilbhalla5542]

It's funny because in real life he's dating people like ariana grande and kate beckinsale. This skit foreshadowing the future!

[@takeit1229]

@Robert Lee, Countertenor Somehow his list of ladies just keeps growing...clearly the homeless junkie look is in.

[@markc6714]

No accounting for bad taste.

[@gjumper9871]

@Robert Lee, Countertenor Maybe he is carrying a 50. cal around., if you know what I mean😂

[@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074]

@Robert Lee, Countertenor I've seen you're comments before. You're literally just going on snl skits and hating on the actors and skits. Stfu. Hes doing better than your ignorant ass. No girls want your mr clean lookin ass. What are you a mad TV worshipper?

[@badguysephiroth]

@@gjumper9871 do you mean a gun?

[@marinavianna8754]

This aged SO well

[@milioo.13]

“You may know chad from vaping in the parking lot” lol😂

[@keatontodd9721]

Chad was never seen again...

[@phordie1004]

Because he ascended past human eyes

[@garnet9788]

Ok 👁👄👁

[@madilynmonroe488]

Stahpppp 💀💀

[@stickypoopoo8982]

Neither was the tennis guy

[@kbitchkal8765]

They did a live Chad skit 😂 "I must have the doink doink" I feel like I'm in the upside down too Mikey. 😂😂😍

[@MrRav1247]

2022 this hits real now

[@janaloff]

"it's CHAD you COW!" My favoutite part🤣🤣🤣

[@tiananaomi5223]

“What if it’s not even good?” “Of course its good, it’s Chad you cow”

[@ezhope1]

One of the best lines

[@keegangildea4988]

Ariana grande : Pete I love you let’s runaway together and get married Pete Davidson: okay

[@hystericalqueen3586]

i just really like this part 1:21

[@edtube260]

It's like Ariana Grande saw this sketch and thought it was real.

[@spencerallen2519]

It's like Ariana Grande finally realized it wasn't real.

[@thewipsmusic]

"Have the boy cleaned, and taken to my lodge." lol

[@TakeThisification]

Back here after Pete Davidson's 2020 Grinch sketch lmao

[@30000man]

Now it makes sense. Davidson did the doink doink dance for Kim Kardashian.

[@haustreviance]

Pete: *breathes* Me: all $571 dollars in my bank account

[@crazycritick]

$571.50 The Chad will be mine.

[@KonnieFuzeon]

$571.51 MINE THE CHAD SHALL BE

[@stickypoopoo8982]

THE 60 I HAVE AND THATS NOT EVEN HIGHER

[@firstnamelastname9524]

$572 BEAT THAT!

[@KonnieFuzeon]

@@firstnamelastname9524 572.1 $

[@ania5378]

30000 DAMN DOLLARS

[@bobshoe8426]

*TEN MIL-ION-DOLLAHS*

[@chadcousineau4079]

Ok

[@hatemaster1097]

*20 MILL-ION DOLLARZ*

[@user-im1jq3lw2l]

ania you’re really pretty

[@ZANZANMANMAN]

Real footage of Kim K carrying Pete Davidson off into the sunset.

[@gabbynolan6963]

“It’s chad you cow” i was hysterical

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Ariana Grande is is like “hold my beer” *flips ponytail*

[@kaziiqbal7257]

Kirsten S. Yeet

[@potatochip7257]

"i see it, i like it, i want it, i got it"

[@clevelandcbi]

"Nevermind. I choose the beer."

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

clevelandcbi LOL who saw that coming?

[@pottedplant2303]

ok

[@SeeingDoubIe]

"GO HOME LADIES PATTY'S COME TO PLAY" 😂😂

[@sya286]

That doink doink worked on some A-list ladies

[@rondawg64]

This isn’t a skit, this is a documentary of Pete’s life 😂

[@piper9196]

This sketch got me cry’n

[@arielrose5017]

Are you catfishing as sydney ok

[@piper9196]

Ariel Rose I wish

[@piper9196]

Hannah Bell girl why you so rude oml

[@TheDestroyerMixer]

Piper :D me too hey sub to me

[@lindseyw5023]

Hannah Bell how was that a joke. That was just rude

[@seangilbertson4217]

Saoirse Ronan could work as a cast member. Amazing considering she's been a drama actress.

[@GrizzleyBruin]

She's been on point all night. Definitely would love to see her again.

[@thegossipswan009]

Saoirse is amazing in everything she does.

[@Bloomlotus23]

Sean Gilbertson yess i wish she would be a cast member

[@J0eBl0e]

That exterior shot is from Caddyshack!

[@acerdime5924]

I kinda want to a sequel with what Chad and the billionaire did at the lodge 😆

[@numberonefanmostlyto]

The doink doink is amazing.

[@theoriginalbarron7160]

Nobody: The dude: “20 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!”

[@thomasm1281]

20000001😆

[@SteezyKyung]

To be fair if I heard “the bad boy of tennis” I wouldn’t bid either