Casablanca - Saturday Night Live

In an alternate ending of Casablanca, Ilsa (Kate McKinnon) isn't so conflicted about leaving Rick (J.K. Simmons).
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[@katherineturner3450]

"You tell yourself whatever you need to."

[@worldcitizeng6507]

LOL :)

[@prometheusrex1]

"Ah, Paris. Paris is the best, it's such a cool place."

[@dobrepytanie828]

JK Simmons NAILS 1940's movie talk : D

[@shimababaei995]

exactly! he was fantastic

[@AidanTheLoverBoyOhDwyer]

I find Hader's attempts weren't bad too.

[@TheStockwell]

No offense intended, but all he's doing is reading cue cards with Bogart's original 1942 dialogue. It's not as if he sat down and wrote this stuff himself. He's not nailing the talk as much as he's repeating it, word for word. :)

[@TheStockwell]

That makes sense. If you're going to quote Bogart, do the voice.

[@Jenbrinkerjackson]

Exactly.

[@abbymorrison6857]

"Concentration camp. Euh. Is that the plane?" She's so funny

[@FraginDrag]

A CC. That’s short for concentration camp

[@c.s.440]

"Wow, well you've given me a lot to think about when I'm on that plane" 😂😂😂 "I'll wave at you through one of those little windows. It'll be OUR thing..." 😂😂😂

[@alexiatr]

"Nazis are weird like that"

[@elliemaycarson869]

LaughXD

[@trashmagik]

Alexia Tr she wasn’t lying tho 😭

[@lunarmodule6419]

Ya!

[@sheaux]

Best line!

[@Wondwind]

Ikr?!??

[@openskies11]

How is JK Simmons keeping a straight face through all that??? I was cracking up the first time she said "Nooo..."

[@TheDarrionChannel]

Because he has no soul and finds nothing funny

[@jacobhutt7046]

aaahh like me then

[@iorn9814]

because he's an actor

[@paramini08]

SRSLY Simmons

[@fernandocaselli2270]

paramini08 jnb. XT u utilizar a wsxv

[@SuperFS11]

"Nazis are weird like that." Best line ever!

[@lolitabridges1974]

I will miss Kate on SNL. She's just funny in everything.

[@stoplookingatmyname8200]

Wdym is she leaving?

[@lolitabridges1974]

@@stoplookingatmyname8200 Yes, she left along with Pete Davidson, Aidy Bryant and Kyle Mooney.

[@vsf1977]

@@lolitabridges1974 why?

[@raianmr2843]

@@lolitabridges1974 yo wtf why

[@foljs5858]

...except the Ghostbusters

[@Steve27775]

J.K. Simmons absolutely nailed Bogart. And Kate was hilarious!

[@delrowanep]

Agreed - I love how he kept his lip curled under his teeth, and the accents for both were fantastic!

[@spockboy]

Are you on crack? He doesn't sound ANYTHING like him. Jesus. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHa6kqSLi8aWaa8

[@Kermit_T_Frog]

Not much of a Bogart impression, but an uncanny resemblance. I'd have to get a side-by-side to name say where their features differ.

[@justsean5774]

He did an excellent job and kate just takes it to a new level 👏 lol 😂

[@hlengiwechamane4132]

"Oh Richard NO!" "Thats where my little feet need to go"😂 Those lines killed me. aagh man Kate is the best😂😂

[@cjosephbornefilms]

Rick, byeeeee

[@azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401]

Rick Blane: Louis! We started with beautiful friendships!

[@maidros85]

"I don't want to look behind and NAZI a plane." 🤣🤣🤣

[@KonElKent]

I don't know how much she's paid, but it just isn't enough.

[@TomRipley7350]

“I’ll wave at you through one of the little windows. It’ll be our thing.” 😂😂😂

[@mandanesss]

Back here 5 years later, still one of the best SNL skits 😂

[@josebrown5961]

Because Paris is the best…😂

[@AllusernamesgoneFUCK]

The way she says no is how i talk to my dog

[@edpor68]

APodbayDoor 🐶

[@jorgesoler7753]

sounds like miss swan

[@eugene8910]

@@jorgesoler7753 I was thinking the exact same thing!!

[@henryst19]

That's Miss Swan's No

[@markmerzweiler909]

Why do we baby talk to dogs....the world may never know.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

"Oh, I know, thank you. If you let me go, I'll do it. I'll get right on it."

[@TrueCerulean]

😂

[@adamwsaxe]

Nobody talked like that in 1942.

[@kbergmeister7000]

"Thats where my little feet need to go " lolol Kate Mckinnon is too funny

[@Jonathanbroder]

She is priceless. Incredible range of talent.

[@Krana-rt2yy]

Lol "Nazis are weird like that." Best line.

[@melissasaint3283]

And. SO TRUE

[@MrLanoliver]

@@melissasaint3283

[@jameslarimer9211]

I knida preferred, "Oh, beans are crazy, the crazy beans..." 3:53

[@_RoseDawson_]

I disagree "You tell yourself whatever you need to" Is much better 🤣

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

I never realized someone saying "No" could be so funny.

[@MrKosko]

***** If I had more than one thumbs up to give, a absolutely would.

[@351cleavland]

Dan Svensson THATS WHAT SHE SAID : D

[@sarasalazar7046]

+FlyingOverTr0ut I think is a Mad TV miss swan reference

[@durogutierrez2412]

Sir Sumumabitch You didn´t say no to me when I was on you ;)

[@rascallyrabbit717]

nooooooo! Vader

[@philmedeiros2497]

I can't believe Kenan can always manage to get a laugh everytime he says De'What lmao shows how talented he is

[@Maliphresh]

Riiiight😂😂

[@charlie-obrien]

What's up wit dat?

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"Oh beans are crazy the crazy beans" LOL Kate is the best

[@laurenjcoates]

I know this is a comedy sketch but kate looks GORGEOUS

[@Misscrazyangel1]

She always does!

[@graciownbey3816]

+That Girl Over There Yeah, she's so gorgeous!

[@2001remzi]

*blows a kiss to NYC for Kate McKinnon*

[@isaacomnus883]

Still, Ingrid looked much better

[@jortsofficial173]

WE’RE ALL SO FUCKING GAY

[@cervelo6427]

"I'll wave at you through one of the little windows"

[@jacobhutt7046]

I hate to encroach on this romance but one of you has a plane to catch

[@chxrbb_dxllhouse5403]

It'll be our thing

[@SemperVictor1120]

no no noooo noo

[@BasedBlackGirl_]

Can anybody see? Is anybody waving back at me?

[@thomasjorge4734]

@@BasedBlackGirl_ o

[@thiswayjose]

Every single part of this sketch is gold. The intro with Kenan. The accents. The grayscale/grain, the script, the impressions, the really dumb puns.

[@Memo2Self]

I don't know why, but over the entire years of Kate McKinnon's extraordinary run on SNL, this is the performance I remember the most.

[@justanotherthought]

me too!

[@camillevoyage9727]

J.K. Simmons has such a good trans-atlantic accent!

[@ilovebeyonce3426]

Camille Voyage ikr

[@Marcel_Audubon]

you must not have any clue what a transatlantic accent is, coz this sure ain't it (and who are those 1000 dullards who upvoted you for an incorrect comment?!?)

[@keiko4043]

Marcel Audubon lol I agree 😅

[@bobbybobbinson]

Camille Voyage He really does. I wish I could do a transatlantic accent 😂

[@gerard1657]

camille voyage You must have read a faux article on old movie actors having transatlantic accents. That's a new made up term. There's no such thing. It's in theater what's called standard stage accent,or General American. And what Simmons was doing, wasn't an accent at all. He got the style, quick paced pattern of that era of dialogue in films, but that's not an accent

[@samanthapao6497]

I love how Kate stares into the middle distance instead of looking Rick in the eyes. She really captured that odd eyeline from the classic movies.

[@romanplavka9399]

I was thinking same thing, such a small detail but makes whole sketch even better...

[@bo_obylady7092]

I thought she was reading the lines 🤣

[@marjechevarez790]

@@bo_obylady7092 Same

[@justinebarker7588]

@@bo_obylady7092 she was, they both are

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

She's reading the que cards her and Simmons were. It's not that deep. Just two people who didn't remember their lines haha

[@A-G-A-G]

Every SINGLE line in this is gold. Seriously, try find me one of Kate’s lines that doesn’t make you at least crack a smile

[@A-G-A-G]

Ed Miller tell me how. To me it’s very American which I usually find very hit or miss and silly and prefer dry subtle British humour but this is such a good satirical take on something so iconic

[@mrleger45]

It took me several rewatches to figure out that when the airplane engines start, Kate says "Oh F words, F words, you hear that? That's plane engine noises!" LMFAO

[@milotsheremeti2256]

"Where I go you can't follow" Kate : "Oh I wouldn't dream of it" 😂

[@azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401]

It's funny Katy

[@you2449]

"... and that's where my Little Feet need to go!" ... "Oh, beans are Crazy!.. They're Crazy beans!"

[@asdfghjkl-to9mi]

Best lines ever

[@sheaux]

"They might make me choose for somebody else. Nazis are weird like that." One of the best lines in this sketch!

[@markmh835]

Brilliantly written, and brilliantly performed. Emmy-worthy parody.

[@Laf92]

Kate McKinnon is unbelievably fantastic , she has range

[@dans6846]

She doesn't have the range

[@reisbob7786]

Lord Stoneheart mmmmmmhh ok Shirley Bassey

[@ericapalmoremoon]

She is so Awesome!

[@branimirsmrekar3561]

She should start going to some good acting school to learn her craft! She has a talent, but too much exaggerate!

[@artdecotimes2942]

@@branimirsmrekar3561 as is her joke, it is not quite formally accurate but more so it is her comical dialect she uses.

[@xavierpalin3616]

"I dont wanna turn around and nazi a plane behind me"

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

I think it's "and not see a plane behind me."

[@debinhaawv]

+Autumn Henderson-Brazie Wow

[@christophercraig2496]

+Déborah Lívian ha

[@backburner2128]

+Xavier Palin not see*

[@Yoni123]

+T Chase Wow, that one just flew right over your head didn't it...?

[@ajsutton9053]

“You’ve given me a lot to think about when I’m on that plane, regrets, concentration camps, ooo it’s a lot” 🤣☠️

[@Sea_witch_]

_I don't wanna turn around and NAZI a plane behind me_ Lmaoooo this woman kills me 😂

[@delaneysays]

Kate McKinnon should be more famous, she's hilarious!

[@sandroscenga3961]

Give her time. She's a star.

[@stevenkoriagin5810]

Hey, she got that Emmy, maybe that'll help.

[@electrojones]

She starred in the super mega-hit Paul Feig's Careerbusters.

[@brianlindee9003]

Delaney Winton she should continue with acting in comedy films like she has been lately and maybe a pg13 film aside from that I would like if they released Saturday night live season's kate McKinnon has been my favorite

[@Sebastian-wz1wh]

Now she's got an Emmy

[@sissynobby]

This woman is amazing lol

[@victoriaxox9673]

sissy nobby she is a goddess 🦄

[@asherpereira615]

It's Kate McKinnon

[@sillygoose635]

@@victoriaxox9673 She's not.

[@reillymcwriting]

Stevie she is good though.

[@aproblem3503]

She's a damn queen!

[@WillAdamMusic]

3:54 "Oh beans are crazy, the crazy beans".

[@SGTBizarro]

The "no"s were all funny, but god damn the one at 1:51 cracked me up.

[@zuchrinata]

hhHHnN~OOo

[@kungaloosh1937]

She's gonna be a legend on the show. Hell, she practically already is.

[@ipodmute3824]

Nobody beats Wiig

[@kungaloosh1937]

IpodMute She's up there with her now. Love them both.

[@ipodmute3824]

Christian Damon She hasn't accomplished even a tenth of what Kristen has. Don't let your stanning get in the way of reality

[@ipodmute3824]

***** yeah but obviously Wiig is much more accomplished and has created an incredible career for herself . She is the only female SNL cast member i can see winning an oscar because she's a very good dramatic actress and now she is also directing a movie. After she leads Ghostbusters of course! Let's see what Kate can do

[@jeffreyriley8742]

I think she could go down as the best female performer they've ever had not named Gilda Radner.

[@timkinss]

"A concentration camp... yeeee..."

[@brookeking8559]

timkinss Like Lucille Ball. Classic!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Everyone in this skit is phenomenally talented, but Kate? She's a national treasure.

[@Concetta20]

Watching this again I’m impressed by her imitation of Ingrid’s voice, with the 30’s movie voice, plus Ingrid’s accent, it’s wonderful.

[@Marcel_Audubon]

Ingrid Bergman did NOT sound like that - are you deaf?

[@markrebehn6503]

3:41 "Oh f-words, f-words" lmao

[@giraffe7753]

Kate McKinnon is the best.

[@TrustATinOwl]

She really is, she's great :)

[@TheBandFake]

Nooo! Nooo! Noo!

[@americanfresh17]

she truly is 💕

[@Jojo-bk2pq]

+Giraffe She's the only reason why I watch SNL these days.

[@rdecredico]

+Giraffe At what>?

[@johnathanmendoza369]

6 years later and I still think it's Kate's best performance

[@ODjangoo]

"oh beans are crazy, the crazy beans" gets me

[@paramini08]

F WORDS F WORDS LMAO

[@TrueCerulean]

Rotfl I just noticed that

[@HijjasH]

paramini08 omg i thought she was just saying edwards in her weird accent

[@lynxvex]

"Nazi's are weird like that," LOL :,-)

[@Evilushka]

Casablanca is screening at our local theater next week - I just had to come back to this sketch and watch it before I see the film again. Absolutely brilliant! 😂

[@hwfstcnutypthsonurkb]

"Worst post-sex discussion, ever!" lol

[@NathanWBrown]

"Oh look the staircase just plopped out of the plane! And that's where my little feet need to go" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dorian4404]

NOOuh NOOuh RICHARD NOOuh

[@badbiker666]

I am convinced that this is one of the best SNL sketches ever. It is perfectly written and perfectly executed. Both JK Simmons and Kate McKinnon do their parts way more than merely justice. Kate is, of course, being her comedic self. But JK is perfect. He does Bogart without actually DOING Bogart. And he keeps a completely straight face through the whole sketch. I doubt I could have done that. I watched Casablanca with my daughter a couple of weeks ago (August 2021). She had never seen it even though it's one of my all time favorites. Why? She's a Millennial and not fond of black-and-white, old AF, movies. As soon as it was over, I fired up KZbin and played her this sketch. She laughed her ass off. Made my heart swell watching her appreciate something I revere so much.

[@gmartinz01]

It's this or "Meet Your Second Wife."

[@badbiker666]

@@gmartinz01 Leslie Jones death glare at Keenan is also a classic!

[@Mia-pq1dc]

“Oh beans are crazy, the crazy beans”

[@Daniellelemos1]

Kate should have won an Emmy just for this sketch. It's brilliant. Nobody could have done it better than her.

[@scarlett8445]

yasssss

[@scarlett8445]

yasssss

[@Heirllionaire]

Literally "Noo". this is not what you waste an Emmy on.

[@rohitr9400]

Wiig has a case..

[@lewstone5430]

Nah.

[@jmd620]

Kate is the hands down number one player right now. Lots of promise with other ones, but her just being in a scene is always good for a laugh

[@Alex-ii9sp]

cecily?

[@HMFREAK29]

Kate

[@VegetoStevieD]

***** Kate

[@rdecredico]

+jmd620 Queen of the shit pile.

[@salehahussain2403]

Kirsten wiig.

[@0majors0]

Her accents changed so many times Lol. Went from 1930’s New Yorker to broken English immigrant to a mixture of both

[@grendelsmomsboyfriend]

3:32 "Oh look, the staircase just plopped out of the plane and that's where my little feet need to go!"

[@kathrynhettinger1321]

Kate is one of the greatest humans to bless this earth. Hahah. she kills me.

[@NathanWBrown]

I literally watch this everyday when I'm feeling blue it automatically picks me back up!!! Thanks Kate!! Best anti-depressant ever!!!!

[@sheaux]

I love this clip. I can almost recite it verbatim! "You tell yourself whatever you need to." Is the perfect line to use in any argument.

[@lifeiscruisey1912]

I’ve lost count of how many times I watched this sketch - best sketch ever

[@katiebrophychronister88]

KATE WON A FREAKING EMMY

[@janetmainor8364]

"Oh, F-words, F-words...that's plane engine noises." LOL

[@salinacarter1342]

LOL - I just realized she says F-words! F that is hilarious!!!

[@TT-gc6dj]

"Where I'm going you can't follow" "Oh I wouldn't dream of it" Kate McKinnon tho!! 😂😂😂😂

[@hailcthulhu419]

That is a damn good Bogart impression! Jk Simmons is amazing!

[@HannahUK3595]

Oh my, this is funny. Best bits... "Wow, you've given me a lot to think about while I'm on that plane." "Is the plane full you fool?" "CC. That;s short for concentration camp, is that something anyone says?" "Nazi's are weird like that!" "I'll wave at you through one of the little windows. it'll be our thing." "Oh F words, F words!" "Beans are crazy, the crazy beans!" "Oh Rick, Byeeee!"

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

Kudos to J.K. Simmons for keeping a straight face.

[@beatricet5682]

They were both amazing. His Bogart and her... "by-eeeee!"

[@michalhrdy577]

"Oh no Richard no no Richard no no no" I just can't with this skit :'D "Nazis are weird like that." I always lose it there

[@mikedoyle2252]

'Where I'm going you can't follow... ' "Oh, I wouldn't dream of it." This skit is one of my favorites! Kate McKinnon is just perfection and JK SIMMON WITH THAT VOICE! WOW! Nailed it!

[@nikim6986]

I don't wanna turn around and not see a plane behind me. next thing you know I'm sitting in a c.c. that's short for Concentration Camp, is that something anyone said? 😂😂

[@AbbasIdris]

Every time I see JK Simmons, part of me expects him to start yelling "I want pictures of Spider-Man" at some point!

[@heliedecastanet1882]

She never looks at him. It is so, so funny.

[@rajithmaligaspe]

NNNNNNNOOOooo.

[@edmundohernandez8464]

goddamn his voice sounds badass as fuck.

[@ellenchoi8687]

"here we go~" love how Kenan makes even simple stuff funny!

[@glindathegoodwitch3385]

Love the “Sophie’s Choice” reference.

[@VegetoStevieD]

The last and final "nnnyooh" was the best

[@r.v.3540]

It was as though Madeline Kahn came back for almost five precious minutes.

[@drewscott6013]

OMG, your so right!

[@r.v.3540]

I could see it, Ray!

[@aquamarine99911]

Wow, I'm pretty old, but never made that comparison. Perfect! They're both comic geniii (?).

[@Incognitofrito1]

Ahhhh the good ole days of SNL!! LOVE Madeline Khan! Kate brought it back to us for a moment in time. ❤

[@dancepiglover]

Aww man! Now I really, REALLY want to see that! You put that idea in my head and now that's all I can think about.

[@A-G-A-G]

This is one of the best snl performances and skits of all time

[@bodega01]

This is the funniest skit I've seen in a long time. I laughed during the whole scene. My wife and I love watching Casa Blanca on a nice weekend with a bottle of Pinot Noir and cheese. But after seeing this sketch, I will never see the ending of Casa Blanca the same again... :-0 Oh! No Richard, no Richard, no, no!! byeee

[@q7winq7]

Kate McKinnon is a national treasure. Sooner or later she will drift off into movies and abandon SNL. Will someone please make Adam Sandler stop making movies.

[@christopherbriscoe3308]

As long as he has money and the people the generation that watched Happy Gilmore as teenagers are around we will continue to suffer.

[@jindramullerova6518]

+q7winq7 Yes Kate McKinnon is US national treasure. She already is a master of comedy and her acts are incredible.

[@carpetfluff35]

+q7winq7 Looks like she'll need better movies than Ghostbusters if that trailer is anything to go by. Here's hoping it's just a poor trailer...

[@carpetfluff35]

That's what we're all hoping.

[@hcpsdaviesrp]

She is amazing. It's an absolute injustice that she hasn't won an Emmy yet.

[@danaremembering3290]

Should do a version of Gone with the Wind

[@annap274]

Dana Remembering yes yes yes

[@cooperminion825]

Dana Remembering too late. Carol Burnett already did the perfect Gone With the Wind sketch when she had her own show. It was called "Went With the Wind"

[@etherealtb6021]

YES!

[@etherealtb6021]

YES!!!!

[@jameslarimer9211]

"frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Oh, Rhett, no,,,"

[@diamondcurtis479]

"Oh look the staircase just plopped out of the plane and well that's where my little feet need to go"

[@Gimrivi]

The fast mid-Atlantic accent of the 40's. Nailed it.

[@Anonymous-vf4lq]

Richard no no

[@robertoson3730]

"Oh Paris is the best, such a cool place..." LMAO Kate rules!

[@CAHurst-uy9uz]

I was legit worried the plane would take off before she'd get on it. He was keeping her for so long lol

[@evaf9219]

1:50 is the best. "Listen to me" "NOOOO"

[@dianequisido4103]

Who else on a kate marathon?

[@Incognitofrito1]

Me too lol

[@estieeu2364]

Me toooo😂😂😂😂

[@brenyatta]

She & Leslie were the best in the 2016 Ghostbusters

[@nuthead8888]

Diane Quisido me!

[@Browneyezish]

Diane Quisido Meeee 😃😃

[@Magic_Journeys]

Oh' beans are crazy ..crazy beans

[@veryeyeofnight]

“...and that's where my little feet need to go.“ I'm gonna use that. In that accent

[@MajorCaliber]

It's almost not fair the talent she has... love when she makes the guest stars crack up.

[@newsduke]

Kate McKinnon is a national treasure.

[@Jenbrinkerjackson]

I see oscars in her future

[@leahshannon5550]

I totally agree -- she is massively talented!!

[@theopenmouth9695]

good repost with no credit to original poster.

[@newsduke]

Mr NightShock I didn't post anything. I just commented on a video. Anyway, Kate McKinnon deserves the credit here, not some guy who put a video on KZbin.

[@OfLegendBorn]

That accent was pretty spot on.

[@niteman6099]

“Byyye”…I almost spit out my cognac!! 🤣🤣

[@nawbaw606]

1:58 concentration camp? Eeew😂😂😂😂 the best part that changed everything