Nursing Home - SNL

[@meteorrejector]

“how did this happen?” “we think sex.” oh my god

[@somethingtowatch8187]

Lol, read this comment as soon as he said that

[@supernerd2333]

@Goggle products And weirdest KZbin comment goes to......

[@AngelofMusic04]

SHE'S 91 YEARS OLD!!!!!!

[@tylerpaulson6689]

When you hear a bit and know what the top comment will be before you scroll... lol

[@wallybloc1415]

@@supernerd2333 what did they say?

[@tlotus3032]

"Arms crossed on chest; satisfied smile. They're running a train but she's the conductor." Oh Jesus.

[@gummieworms3909]

Tlotus grammie a freak lol😆

[@emilyreplogle]

This is hysterical!

[@GreenBeretChristianity]

1st commandment. Dont use the Lords name in vain. - Rather say, oh budda....or oh hari krishna, or oh lucifer, or oh brother.

[@DustinSchneider]

@@GreenBeretChristianity Shut your goddamn mouth.

[@thunderstorms180]

@@GreenBeretChristianity Budda is a weed as known to my buddaz bruvz here .

[@tyrant-den884]

Kate McKinnon doesnt even need to speak to own a sketch anymore.

[@ChrisWolff2013]

She's so fucking talented that she's bigger than this show at this point. Lorne hit a jackpot when he hired her, and he just knew it.

[@cocobenji6123]

Tyrant-Den her facial expressions say it all

[@Q_QQ_Q]

Kate McKinnon is GOAT.

[@rebeccasabet2802]

She's the best since Gilda

[@bobzeschin3154]

She's on the cover of the November issue of Vanity Fair. Great interview inside!

[@ivancesareo4341]

"Would it make you feel any better if i said no.....? LOL

[@crunchygoodness]

"I see..."

[@markfoster1520]

So you admit it. He, Kumail Nanjiani, can deliver on-line. Just no more Big Tobacco!

[@shawningram6349]

Brilliant writing and delivery.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

That “I see” absolutely got me lol

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

Ivan cesareo “I see...”

[@rockerknight25]

"Would it make you feel better if I said no?" "Yes!" "I see..." Gonna add that to my daily speechisms.

[@Lizarddqueen79]

Me too! 😂😂🤣

[@PunguinYoga]

I love that joke.

[@mannya4120]

Make sure when you add it you remove speechisms .

[@tonibauer2405]

I worked in an assisted living facility and confirm this is absolutely true. The families just freak out at the very idea sometimes. So did the aides who walked in on them on occasion. I was the food service director and only department head working in the evening and had a distraught aide almost in tears come running to tell me and ask me, “what are we going to to do?” I told her nothing, they have rights and it’s consensual with the couple. I said, “she isn’t going to get pregnant.” Though it is true that STI’s are high among senior citizens in the last couple of decades. One happy old lady had two steady boyfriends who were jealous but tolerated each other. Her family flipped out and moved her somewhere else. I doubt that stopped her.

[@annabethwhitlock8409]

Honestly good for that lady

[@barbthegreat586]

My friend used to work in a nursing home in the UK. From what she says, this skit is very true. Bed hopping, banging like rabbits plus doing it everywhere because they don't have inhibitions - when I'm old I want to end up in a nursing home!

[@kimsogoni6009]

😂😂😂😂😂😌😌😌🥵🥵😂

[@aarondigby9859]

Just because there's snow on the mountain doesn't mean their ain't no fire in the valley...IJS

[@samrocks1695]

You said “aids”…

[@beeleg]

This is lowkey a really good commentary on how people start to view elderly people once they’re in a home. They’re still people, they still want everything we want. They just need extra support in parts of their life, but that doesn’t mean they can’t make decisions for themselves. I see this a lot, people act like their grandparents are babies and it’s really just disrespectful after a certain point.

[@edenhelsing9925]

I’m a carer and student nurse, the person playing the carer was kinda accurate on some stuff. Like it’s very common for things like this to happen, the homes are like an old people’s version of living in single person dormitories in college except you don’t have to go to class. The comedy in this is great and made me laugh my ass off.

[@katarinatomac4376]

i mean yeah but getting gonorrhea 8 times is a little concerning wouldn’t you say

[@ztoob8898]

"They hook up." -- actual quote from a caregiver at the home we had to put an elderly relative into.

[@aoikemono6414]

Except many of them have dementia or have lost their minds, that's why they go to a nursing home. Others can't physically take care of themselves. They are babies. I know a bunch of old people living alone who can't afford to go to homes who would love to be pampered like a baby as they grow increasingly enfeebled. Obviously if you are fiercely independent and being forced to, that's another story. But for many, their dignity gives way to reality and pragmatism.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

@@aoikemono6414 To suggest that an elderly person, who has a long lifetime of experience, is a baby, is ignorant and disrespectful. You are obviously clueless to the losses of functioning of body and mind and how that makes a person feel. You have made a lot of false assumptions. No matter how dependent a person is in old age, they are adults who have obviously experienced a whole lot more of life than you. It is more likely that you would seem like a baby to them.

[@angeleyes_1412]

Kate’s non verbal acting is FANTASTIC! This is such a funny skit! 🤣

[@alansjf33]

I work at a couple nursing homes. Sex between residents is very common.

[@gluedmynuts]

alansjf33 what about staff?

[@shaunmathews1831]

Would it make you feel any better if i said no.....?

[@moonbeam4016]

Shaun Mathews Yes!

[@oswaldocontreras1507]

Have you caught the clap yet?

[@googlereviewer2124]

I see....

[@namk19]

I love it, Kate only said 4 words in that scene and she still owned it

[@sandycandy9436]

Me too ha ha

[@hopper6094]

Ikr

[@dokskwyr4353]

I know what you mean. Just her expressions alone are hilarious.

[@tome_1701]

just her presence is hilarious

[@modiabcomedy]

Kate McKinnon doesn't even have to talk to be funny.

[@aleatoriac7356]

I know. It's uncanny. I can only think of a handful of people who have been able to do that when I watch them: Lou Costello, Carol Burnett, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell

[@jojopemb2218]

Aleatoriac yep! Jim Carey too in certain roles

[@chewie2055]

Murad Diab I personally think she isn’t that funny......same face for every character

[@schallrd1]

Getting laughs for expressions.

[@MRavty]

@@aleatoriac7356 kenan aswell

[@Appleboy78165]

The best parts of this sketch: 1. The way it escalates so quickly. 2. Kate McKinnon.

[@idadudenmanner]

"Would it make you feel any better if I said no?" "YES!!!" "... I see."

[@hopper6094]

Lol 😭

[@sk98ification]

"They're running a train but she's the conductor". My god what a line

[@parapsycho13]

I kept waiting for Kumail to admit he was banging Grammy.

[@LadyGodiva7460]

Well (in the sketch) he didn't deny she was having sex with staff so it's possibly implied!?

[@Kaddywompous]

@@LadyGodiva7460 Would it make you feel better if I told you he wasn’t?

[@Aleyah]

Omg!! Me too. Just wanted an honest confession. Now this mystery is killing me.

[@deannahenry8925]

Same

[@AngelofMusic04]

@@Kaddywompous *NO!!!!!!!*

[@Sam42069]

She would love the “stargazer lounge”

[@ja_dor58]

Sam Winter lol

[@EthanParmetItsDaBunny]

omg i spit out my drink

[@Daniel-Weaver]

Who's playing there?

[@TeslaChad]

“We think sex”

[@swishpronoob]

Would it make you feel any better if I said "no"?

[@Seeker0fTruth]

swishpronoob -- I see...

[@grace-taylorsversion-9058]

YES! I see...

[@KimmieTheGreat36]

The funniest part about the skit was actually the fact that the doctor was even there to talk to the family and he knew so much about the residents 😂😂

[@keepcalmsavehyrule]

The least I've heard Kate McKinnon as granny talk. She's still a riot even while being silent!

[@Goldenretriever-k8m]

Remember several years ago when a man walked in on his father having sex with a woman in a nursing home and he complained to the orderlies and had them separated? They apparently asked about each other all the time but were given the run around (they were very old). What a terrible way to treat your parents and it should be illegal to control the sex lives of the elderly in a home like that.

[@AirQuotes]

Panda Power I wish I hadn't read that 😢

[@mirzamay]

What a douche bag.

[@bamabelle7075]

No kidding. I used to work in the medical field, and one of the saddest stories I heard was from a man who'd had his father and stepmother separated. They were both in their 80's. Dad hurt himself and needed rehab. When he was done the doctors refused to release him to his frail wife, said he'd need someone who could take care of him as he continued to convalesce at home. They called the son and explained the problem. The son picked up his dad, hired a lawyer and had the two quickly divorced. The bastard claimed his stepmother abandoned his dad. Guess who got dad's entire inheritance when he died soon after? The wife died not long after that. Her daughter was adamant her brokenhearted mother just gave up.

[@melindaroop1346]

I'm a former CNA and I was taught in school that if we see two residents having sex, to just leave them alone because it is their legal right to do so and that is their home.

[@takkycat]

The only one I would be hesitant about is the staff having sex with the residents because of a risk of abusing power, but, as long as everything is safe and consensual, let the elderly do what they want with their own bodies!

[@kymmzej9173]

Kumail is one of my new favorites

[@Tykenolm]

That'd be awesome if he came in to do sketches regularly, he's probably the best guest I've seen in a long time

[@Elizannchan]

He was amazing in every one! I can't believe I just now discovered these clips of his episode.

[@gatorfan3783]

If you haven’t already seen it, watch the movie “The Big Sick.” It’s the true-to-life story of his romance with and marriage to his playwright wife. It is hilarious and touching.

[@palladium607]

Me too!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Fun fact: Kumail Nanjiani actually auditioned to be on SNL, but he didn't make it because he wasn't good at coming up with recurring characters. Shame. I think he would have fit right in. And SNL needs more racial diversity...

[@SeanMcDannold]

91 year old Kate McKinnon can get it 😍

[@YouVerseUSA]

SEAN McDANNOLD! I"M YOUR MOTHER!!! THIS THE TYPE OF THINGS YOU DO ONLINE STARING INTO THAT COMPUTER ALL DAY?!?!

[@DavidSanchez-tf3xo]

Sean McDannold u perv lol

[@MrAhmedrocks234]

Sounds about white...

[@SeanMcDannold]

Naveen DTube I’m sorry Mom 😔

[@dotink2071]

She gay dude stop it lol

[@tyfoster1599]

plot twist! It was actually the doctor that gave her gonorrhea

[@enterusername7412]

J3loo42 that actually makes sense. Also it's good that some people remember fosters home for imaginary friends.

[@UlyssesProduction]

J3loo42 I was thinking that! It's just your comment is very *old*. See what I did there?

[@Lukithunder]

That's also what I was thinking. It's a dark and tragic truth that many old people in nursing homes in real life get sexually assaulted by the doctors/staff at their nursing homes.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Sick

[@moneyjay2450]

I see....

[@kaylathomas230]

"They're running a train..." 😣😂😂 he had to clean that up Real quick 🤣🤣

[@hopper6094]

😂

[@real_lampcap]

"Would it make you feel any better if I said no?" "Yes." "...I see..."

[@jeckjeck3119]

Smirk on 1:03 is killing me. GO GRANDMA!

[@Maliphresh]

Nah 2:12 is the best

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@joshacollins84]

You dirty dog! Lol

[@joshacollins84]

​@@Maliphreshnah, 4:00 lol

[@honeyartstudios]

Love LOVE Kumail !! Hes so nonchalant. “Would it make you feel any better if i said ‘no’?” “Yes!” “Mmmm... I see...”

[@undergroundsoldierz3824]

I use to work a nursing home, This skit is legit down to the reactions of the younger people unwilling to accept older people have sex too... Some of these older people even walk the facility naked if you'd let them, We'd catch these people walking naked in the halls at lease 2 or 3 times a week, We'd have to wrap them up in a blanket, take them back to their room & Dress them.. I had one patient, He made it to the Kitchen every week to ask for cookies in just a T-shirt lol.. I believe some of them do it on purpose to see what they can get away with & maybe feel young again by doing something daring..

[@damienmilton1]

This new cast of SNL is literally one of the best ever! Kate Mckinnon is literally my favorite person in the world!

[@Punkichu]

"Can't you at least give them some protection? to make sure that their safe?" *"Of course! but we can't make them use it! We can barely get them put in their teeth!"* 😂😂😂😂

[@wintersbattleofbands1144]

They are = they're (safe). Grammar fail.

[@jonathandaniel1592]

kate literally just sat there and made faces and still made me laugh my ass off. I love her

[@buckeyefanatic6929]

Staff sleeping with residents is strictly prohibited and the staff member would end up in prison

[@katarzynamariamuszynska2811]

It's happen that staff sleeping with patients in hospital

[@andrewdavis8707]

"Frankly it is great for morale, since Marien has joined the home, riots have been way down". Sums up how rebellious the elderely can be.

[@deaf-tomcat]

Kumail's eyebrows kill me

[@DailyDose926]

"She's running a train and she's the conductor".😉

[@user-xc4pb1wt4l]

I love Kumail in snl. He cracks me up😂

[@fruitoson4227]

Can Kate come convince me that there’s a reason to live

[@talkingconscience195]

🤣😂

[@Bffforeveryall]

LivingTheSaltLife ok where’s your “no fun allowed” sign they’re required for jackasses now

[@kevsegg]

@@smithamy1982 I think you might want to look up. That joke flew right over your head.

[@myapologiesmissgurl5069]

LivingTheSaltLife You’re fuckin lame. The OP meant they want Kate to bang them. #FoundTheIdiot

[@safeinmyheart1]

Are you ok, fruitoson? 💜

[@lancerobinson8889]

"While you are visiting grandma I invite you to visit the Star Gazer lounge"

[@arcaderobot583]

Most underrated comment

[@Cherrybomb510]

Heidi Gardner looks like Kristen Schaal in a blonde wig.

[@josiahloye3767]

I thought the same thing! 1st sketch I saw her in I was convinced it was her until she started talking

[@palladium607]

YES!!!!!

[@blakes5827]

I think it is about time we start saying that Kristen Schaal looks like Heidi Gardner with brown hair.

[@littlean24]

Wow! I never noticed that before. You are TOTALLY right!

[@RakelDaNell]

Exactly, except much much much less expressive. Gardner is so flat, to me, and seems like she's always sad.

[@sennicgs]

I like this sketch great insight - many just pretend that older people don't need sex any more and their needs are ignored, which has become an issue in China - the HIV rate boomed among older generation (60+)

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

senni chan That is interesting. I worry about my teen daughters, and pray they marry kind hearted men. But, you are right, of course. I need to be aware of my mother in law. If she were to lose her husband, she would be lonely too. I suppose her needs at that point would be no different than that of my daughter's.

[@bamabelle7075]

STDs skyrocketed among the elderly with the advent of Viagra. I was lucky enough to be working at a pharmacy when those little babies came out. At the time, the pills were $10 a piece. One of my customers had a 30 ct. prescription, which was the highest I'd seen. I asked him how many pills he wanted filled that day. He looks at me like I'm crazy, and practically yells, "All of them!". I asked, "You know they're 10 bucks a pop, right?". He literally sighed and said with no small amount of sadness, "Gimme three."

[@thinblacknoodles]

Same here in the USA

[@spacemomsdaughter3549]

I was the director of a senior center for several years. At first, I was shocked at the sex relationship drama. At first.

[@prestonjones1653]

I always figured when menopause and whatever the male equivalent is it was just puberty in reverse. "Hey you know how you and your spouse had sex all the time?" "Yeah?" "Not anymore."

[@kaghenididy5461]

Kate deserve an Oscar just for her facial expressions in this sketch!

[@sudirnovandyke3840]

Doesn’t matter how many times I have watched this skit I still laugh so hard.

[@VillPom]

Anytime I hear Kumails voice on snl I’m just waiting for him to promote the stargazer lounge

[@carlossiguenza331]

Seems like a typical south Florida nursing home

[@HardRockMaster7577]

I remember a Miami Vice episode when Don Johnson had to deal with his father's proclivities in a nursing home.

[@madz2013]

I worked at a nursing home for 4 years and this is actually a thing.

[@powerinknowledge2392]

"They're running a train but shes the conductor"

[@johnbertrand7185]

This is pure comedy professionalism in action. McKinnon doesn't have to utter a word to get laughs. And props to Nanjiani for playing straight man and getting some legitimate laughs himself.

[@CHICK-A-BOOM]

I almost peed myself watching this I was laughing so hard! Would it make you feel any better if I said no? YES! I see. 🤣

[@mizztay3058]

this one hits home because I work in a nursing home and trust me it's there.. I mean we do checks but hey they are adults and its a right they have if the are alert and oriented... get it in old folks haha but man if you ever walk in it will HAUNT your dreams 😂😂

[@rhuttrho88]

You can haunt my wet dreams any time. Wait, is a wet dream a haunting?🤔😂😍

[@hannahmarie6848]

@@rhuttrho88 ewwwwwww really?

[@rhuttrho88]

@@hannahmarie6848 wow you're mean and evil. This woman did nothing to you. Ewwww? Over a compliment, I didn't expect to really have my dreams haunted by her. You're a POS!

[@hannahmarie6848]

@@rhuttrho88 How the hell am I mean or evil? You made a vulgar comment to this lady and that is ewww.

[@rhuttrho88]

@@hannahmarie6848 what is so vulgar? Grow up. Haunt my wet dreams? I think that's fair on a public forum. Evil because you want things your way. We all comment, anyone can respond. This is what happens. Get over it. Ewww seems like you're referring to the woman. Say what you mean. Avoid the misconceptions. If you thought it was vulgar say that. Be clear and concise. Then maybe you're not evil sweet cheeks.😂

[@elise6970]

Kate McKinnon is a national treasure

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Mikey always has the best reactions to crazy sht happening. Kate is hysterical in any role. Doesn't even need to say a single word. She is awesome. This sketch was way funnier than the audience was giving it credit for. I audibly laughed my entire ass off, and that my friends, is a lot of ass.

[@karenm4322]

😂😂

[@JohnBindon]

This was hilarious in real time tonight during SNL - I couldn't stop laughing ! Anyone can see why Kate has won an Emmy for her performances ! She's a hoot. If they give Pete Davidson a shot - he'll take over skits too ! SNL= never a bad cast !

[@danielm.7396]

I wish they would use Melissa Villasenor more. She's fantastic

[@sandrahodges4410]

Chuck todd

[@MentalStillness]

JohnBindon Kate Mckinnon will leave SNL just like everybody else. She's hilarious and actually talented.

[@42FryGuy]

what is this lorne micheals alt

[@hristi.yanche8487]

JohnBindon The cast is never bad because Lorne is genius!

[@Jackaxed]

i love how you could tell kumail was reading the lines and fudging the ones that he cracked up reading

[@Chicopage]

In the 90s I was an HR admin at a convalescent home and this stuff really happens. Herpes was rampant. Those 80 year olds got down with each other.

[@DrMuffin1080]

Anyone else just refreshing the SNL KZbin page?

[@serenity20001]

Kate doesn’t need to speak she is such a wonderful actress we love her!! And Heidi is so sweet I hope they keep her in the show ☺️

[@there_is_nothing_here]

I think Kate McKinnon is going to be one of those legendary SNL cast members we will be talking about years from now.

[@kbitchkal8765]

Kate had one line and she killed it 😂😂😂

[@The213Life]

That face at 4:00 lmao!!!

[@philiptonee6334]

Liked the guy playing the Doctor. :-)

[@celebrityrog]

Kumail is just GOLD in all things he does, even though hes clearly reading the cue cards, he's just so casually commenting about sex, almost monotonously. It's class act.

[@cloeannand4566]

I love how Kate doesn't have to say anything but is still hilarious 😂

[@HotOffTheWheels]

She's reliving all those UFO abductions from her earlier years 🤣

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

My late great grandmother would appreciate this sketch.

[@rachelw821]

Kumail is perfect for this sketch!!!!

[@pillsburydoughboy1693]

“Would it make you feel any better if I said no?” “Yes, it would!” “I see,😰”

[@hotg777]

This has to be the funniest SNL sketch yet! I laughed till I cried 🤣

[@golmaal138]

Kumail's eyebrows have a life of their own.

[@haden636]

"Would it make you feel better if I said no?" Love this guy! 😆

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

“She’s running the train...they’re running a train but she’s the conductor” nice save

[@kingsalmon2315]

I have no idea where the doctor was looking for this entire sketch. He didn't make eye contact with these people once.

[@elphbwckd212]

This is so spot on! I have a friend and a couple family members that work in nursing homes and those old people have sex all the time. STDs are insanely rampant in nursing homes lol

[@richardjeeves7179]

“There’s sort of a round robin situation going on” he should only do comedies.

[@mjjean1310]

It’s crazy, but the elderly have an almost higher rate of STDs then younger people. 💅🏿

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

Damn 8 times grandma getting around 😂😂

[@lenitaa7938]

This is hilarious! 🤣 🤣 A wonderful skit! 💗 I love Kumail here! Real Talent! ☺️ 💕

[@Gabagool101]

As a person that works in a nursing home, I can attest this is true. STDs are rampant in homes lol

[@dokskwyr4353]

Without even saying a word Kate's the funniest.

[@swatisalunkhe6984]

Funny thing is she didn't even utter a single word till the end ...but this skit couldn't have been funny without her...Kate is gold ❤️

[@shannonwolfe2755]

I used to work at a nursing home. This is, in fact, accurate.

[@dmoneywise]

Everyone of these skits with Kumali is hilarious

[@trixyblue376]

Grandma's a real hussy She a grandpa magnet :D :D :D

[@japaneseprincess26]

1:02 She's 91 years old! Grandma: Yeah but I got it going on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AWeekLastTuesday]

"They are all in there at the same time!?" "Would it make you feel any better if I said no?" "Yes, it would." (slight pause) "I see...." Loved that part and the delivery. Like if someone asked if they thought they were ugly(or dumb) to get a reply of, "Well, I am not going to lie, just then carry on to the next train of thought to move to the next person.

[@meghaissack7802]

Kate is awesome in the old lady's get up each time 😍😂😘

[@a.b.7826]

The funniest part of this skit....the accuracy.

[@RicoBurghFan]

Kate reminded me of Carol Burnett here. No words but just perfect expressions

[@Dot_Con]

Yo SNL is BACK

[@amethystaquariusglendagree1070]

When the practitioner asks the grandkids a question and they answer, he responds with "I see" just cracks my ass up lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@randomtology2173]

they need kumail to host more often

[@Levi_Tollefson]

Reminds me of a news story a few years back about the highest rate of STD's in the country was in the retirement community 'The Village'

[@kbitchkal8765]

"Your Grandma likes to bang just let her" "him: would it make you feel better if I said no" "her: yes" "him: I see" 😂😂😂 snl always no how to make me smile.

[@AnneMSantiago]

"Would it make you feel any better if I told you No? Yes! I see." I'm done.

[@danifarooq7819]

would it make you feel any better if i say, no? yes. i seeeeee,😋😋😋

[@stevarino1989]

00:20, her face ... could not stop laughing

[@metalphobos3632]

"Theyre running a train, but shes the conducter."

[@nanguz7861]

"Would it make you feel any better if I say No??" That devastating delivery was the best!!

[@ezzar8165]

I worked as a Kitchen Aide for a nursing place and it was super common to hear about some of the residents having sex- hell, there was even a love triangle with this old man and 2 ladies fighting for him lol I was only there for maybe 6 months but the residents were super awesome and kind. I hope they’re all doing well ❤️

[@RestingCatNipFace]

❤❤

[@AstroPsych_]

Kate McKinnon had like 20% of the screen time, 3 close-ups, and only _one_ line, yet half the comments here about how great she is. She's just that good.