Couple Goals - SNL

[@angie3473]

a whole fanfic in the answers

[@brigwe616]

even has the only one bed trope

[@bibahzai857]

That’s what i thought too

[@juansebastianborja5495]

“I should’ve said heights.” Killed me

[@janeentumbao8690]

She wanted to kill him after she found out he wanted her dead!😂😂😂😂

[@jojomakes]

0:17 That’s such a perfect description of a _Swiffer Wet Jet_ 😂

[@fiercegalaxy1918]

I related to this way too hard hahaha

[@Mushroom321-]

Right!!!😅

[@jonovankirk]

I combed like a stoned psycho for this comment. Swiffer can suck it

[@steveconn]

"You both said Durango" lol

[@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor]

"And the Greens continue to be odd but pleasant people."

[@jatoarkanen4435]

AKA most of my neighbours in a nutshell

[@felicitousfeline9956]

“Whoops!” at 2:36-perfect timing. JAJ has great host & announcer voice and delivery. Funny sketch.

[@luckyjasonfan]

He's good in every sketch!! I love it. He's always adding little funny tidbits and never over the top like some others! 😊

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

JAJ's pacing as the host was a spot on impression.

[@cerpintaxt362]

I'll say

[@augiepires]

100% he's amazing

[@dttruman]

No he sucked, Kenan Thompson is so much better.

[@joseluisalc]

He's absolutely perfect for this type of characters

[@I_Quit_This_Bitch]

Wait, that’s the Trump guy?!?! Damn, he’s great.

[@Henry-p9m]

“Sorry baby we were so close… was he?” 😂😂😂

[@iriejones8292]

The way the host reads those long cue cards is *chef's kiss*

[@kaci111128]

Bob DaBilda 😂

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Can he fist it? 🍑🤛

[@ReyseanPryor]

Took me clean out 😂😂😂😂

[@arieluv615]

Can he fix it?

[@dutchylott8965]

at first I thought it was Bob the Builder😂😂

[@ReyseanPryor]

@@dutchylott8965 lol 😂 same here

[@seffishestopal5950]

“ but you’ll die in a bizarre accident and even though I had nothing to do with the police will assume I did after discovering how much I’ve complained about you in text messages to my friends.” 😂

[@baylinkdashyt]

I have a couple of writer friends who expect to have this problem when detectives look at their search histories...

[@Idkmanjustgowithit]

ya i already heard that in the sketch... why did you write it again?

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@Idkmanjustgowithit the quotation marks suggest strongly that it was so that zie could laugh at that particular line.

[@matthewheald8964]

@@baylinkdashyt😂😂😂

[@Consrignrant]

Yes, we heard it. We don't need some 2 year old repeating it.

[@jamiegdubois]

Ramey quietly mouthing “Durango” at 4:37 was the icing on the cake for me

[@nathanb7221]

I love the reveal that while he said Durango as his answer, in his story it was Stephanie who knew about Durango not him

[@TabethaAurochs]

I lost it at "...crushed by the garage door (or equivalent accident)." 😂😂 Specificity combined with a perfect paranthetical statement? Swoon ❤❤❤

[@terryburke1489]

Someone got their English BA (which was useless but fun).

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Man, Ramy has got to be on of the best host this season. I haven’t heard of him before today, but I’m glad I heard of him now! This guy definitely knows how to make someone laugh out loud! 😊

[@heynowls3058]

Right! Ramy is a natural. Good actor.

[@winxclubstellamusa]

No, he is the absolute worst!!

[@qytj1182]

He's great right!! You should really check out his other stuff! Rlly funny guy

[@dotaremonify]

@@winxclubstellamusa maybe not for you, certain type of comedy is not for everyone

[@Youdontknowyetbutuwill]

watch his show Ramy. It changed my life. Truly incredible

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Hilarious its alway heidi ,and mikey as a dysfunctional couple😂.

[@TheCaitling]

I wish there was a Heidi and Mikey vs Heidi and Beck dysfunctional married couple compilation lol

[@fp6343]

Of course they don't want to walk on the top of the cliffs of Dover. He is afraid of heights.

[@emcarter4]

"Losing the kids" 😂

[@donnellcoleman7784]

Being with a man

[@misanthropicsophist]

relatable i guess

[@yutakoh]

Bob Dabilda. 😂 Can we fix it? Yes we can! 😂

[@k.wheeler4449]

Is he going to fix their marriages? Does he have the right tools to do so? Lol😅

[@kyleyfish6099]

Bob Dabilda is the best name for a game host ever (Bob the Builder). It deserved more laughs

[@moleboy64]

I’m impressed with him as a host! Changing it up sometimes works out nicely!

[@henrypeters5291]

Ironic that you said this for a reworked pitch they did with Quinta Brunson last year.

[@moleboy64]

@@henrypeters5291didn’t remember it, I don’t keep up with every sketch but I’m sure she did excellently. I’ll take a look

[@BloodMeridian1997]

JAJ has been excellent every time he got to be a gameshow host. Glad it has become a regular thing to have him in the role every few gameshow sketches.

[@AwesomeAndy-1]

"You both said Durango!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a fitting trip! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👀

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

At the very end, when the host says, "You have to," that was actually really funny. Like, what happens when contestants win? They have to use that kitchen dinette or take that trip?

[@RobertRyan-q7b]

I recently went through a difficult breakup. My five year relationship ended a month ago, and it's been incredibly hard. I still have so much love for my ex girlfriend, and I can't seem to get her out of my mind. Despite my best efforts to win her back, nothing has worked, and the thought of being with anyone else feels impossible right now. I know it might sound odd to share this here, but I miss her deeply and can't stop thinking about her.

[@PhilipTomisi]

I completely understand the pain of letting go of someone you love. I went through a similar experience when my 10 year relationship ended. I couldn't imagine my life without her, so I tried everything to rekindle our love. I eventually found guidance from a spiritual counselor, and their support helped me bring her back into my life

[@RobertRyan-q7b]

By the way, how did you find a spiritual counselor, and how can I get in touch with them?

[@PhilipTomisi]

His name is Fatherabulu, and he's an incredible spiritual counselor known for helping restore relationships.

[@RobertRyan-q7b]

Thank you for sharing this valuable insight. I just looked him up, and I'm genuinely impressed.

[@jakuboledzki6499]

Kinda L take, but it's OK, life goes on.

[@Yourmission9]

The being blamed for murder because of text messages complaining one was so true😂😂

[@CreativeC13]

Love being up late enough to see them within the first minute😂

[@zoeledwards6617]

Gotta love SNL and their prime time programming.

[@Nerdyinheels]

You could see it even faster if you watch it on TV lol

[@junkboxxxxxx]

asl

[@LindaC616]

​@@Nerdyinheels east coast here. That leads to falling asleep on the sofa downstairs then dragging myself upstairs to bed and being awake a while =insomnia pattern activated

[@LindaC616]

@@drabnerd When I can be upstairs in bed and watching it on my phone. See how that works ?

[@NewMessage]

That show has a helluva card budget.

[@juliaranz4349]

And markers!

[@Kitty8791]

Yup, Wally & his cue card posse!

[@Mushroom321-]

😅😂

[@Leasays]

Heidi & Mikey as power couple again 🤩🥰

[@iamskippy]

👥 *_Why would you say that on TV babe❓❗️_* I love Heidi & Mikey❣️

[@iam1hobbit]

Loved how both couples were funny in unique ways They could have easily had one normal/one crazy couple, but they went further with the skit. Well done! Also… hufflepuff? 😂

[@empressofawesome7099]

Yeah I loved that too!

[@Tzgrey77]

*"she mounts me once again"* 😂😂😂

[@Decenium]

soo...you both said durango...SO YOU WIN!

[@LifeIsALie0]

It would’ve been funnier if at 2:03 Heidi said “but we don’t have any kids?”

[@gricelserrano5383]

The greens continue to be odd, but pleasant people 🤣😍

[@billyeveryteen7328]

My only couple goal is to be in a couple with Ego.

[@TabethaAurochs]

Just wanted to be next in line here

[@jordansweet8054]

Fair enough.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Bob dabilda" is a great name.

[@athensniceboy]

one of the best snl sketches i've seen in a long time...

[@nunyabizness214.]

Ego looks very pretty in green ❤😍

[@benvoliothefirst]

Ego looks very pretty in EVERYTHING. (Moreso as LISA FROM TEMECULA, though!)

[@DannyPhantomBeast]

💚

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Ego Nwodim is funny, talented, and looks good in a silk robe 👘🙌

[@fiercegalaxy1918]

I’m so glad we still have Ego. She’s a national treasure!

[@flowershavesacs]

The name “Bob Dabilda” is way too funny

[@Molly_1123]

The timing in this sketch is precise and comedic gold⏱️🏅

[@mordaciousfilms]

Ramy has some serious Fred Armisen energy here.

[@jamiegdubois]

Definitely agree. His awkward expression while JAJ’s host character is reading off his last answer card at 3:55 is peak Fred Armisen.

[@ale_lingua]

@@jamiegduboisI can kinda see it. But to be honest Ramy has waaay too much personality. Even throughout the rest of the “awkward faces while JAJ is reading his cue cards” bit you pointed to.

[@elianmustafa]

Why would you give "a walk" as a prize? Like...no money or something. Just a walk. 😂😂😂

[@kenyz.hiireath]

the first time I’m seeing an SNL upload within minutes

[@baylinkdashyt]

They've actually been really good this season -- and last, I think -- about getting the segments onto YT while the show is still running. Now, to get them to put WU up as a single clip, and to include Goodbyes...

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Heidi Gardner is funny, talented, and looks good in a silk robe 👘🙌

[@iamskippy]

James getting the Trump cold open *AND* getting to be the game show host❗️ #Congrats

[@FupaDoncic]

Writers got deep for this one

[@SuperiorHound]

This one had me laughing and guffawing. It felt so right!

[@alanweis7856]

"you're gotta live your life as it were the last" He seems confident with the end and that's why he knows all the answers.

[@HappyHubris]

I enjoyed Heidi and Mikey as a dysfunctional but peppy couple. Life goals!

[@tjsax7]

Perfect examples of explicit and overwhelming honesty

[@JamesVandevanter]

A constant flow of comic prose😂 THAN YOU.

[@nada2excoo]

The take away of this sketch is make sure to verbally complain about your spouse and avoid texting, which will result in less anxity 😂

[@mojo500100]

It’s always a kick to discover JAJ doesn’t really sound like 45 😂

[@cass.cassandra1685]

They already this this sketch with the EXACT SAME premise, just with different questions.

[@123megamaya]

Finally someone else that noticed. Every punchline is the exact same

[@eyeseyeseyeseyeseyeseyes]

Hey whatever writer did “Bob Dabilda”… I liked that

[@TheSiemek]

If I ever visit Durango it will be the only thing I will be thinking about.

[@miltoncheelomusic]

The writing is slowly getting funny again

[@stevieo2716]

really slow

[@BloodMeridian1997]

JAJ is excellent as always as the gameshow host. Phil/Bill vibes.

[@bkwilcox23]

To be fair, he did say it was his worst fear lmao

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Bob Dabilda, can we build it? Bob Dabilda, yes, we can!

[@HomeSkooledJungleFreak]

Isn’t this basically the same skit they did last year with Quinta Brunson as the host? I randomly happened to watch it the other day

[@radguelunerazim2115]

Exactly, thought I was going crazy while watching it. Even down to "The ___ Incident"

[@toshiamiyumi2604]

Gotta love the millennial writers for that Bob Dabilda reference

[@jezzdiva87]

Did he just said “they just moved in together at Agora Hills” omg 😂

[@mauiskater]

Anyone remember Newlywed Game? This was real 😂😂

[@sparkythancztwise]

yep, it was hilariously an awful lot like this!

[@Solitude47152]

Where’s the P Diddy skit??

[@mateoconk]

That stuck with the theme dangerously

[@lindaward3156]

he sounded like bob eubanks, he was uncanny with that sound of back then

[@baylinkdashyt]

There it is. It wasn't just me thinking Newlywed...

[@AwesomeAndy-1]

Run green girl!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👀💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂

[@whoisDSharp]

Not Bob Dabilda im 💀😭

[@robb2biago]

What it feels like, to be with a man. It’s fabulous!

[@kingmerlyn4615]

Ramy looks like a real life south park canadien

[@out_running_erins9118]

The Hawaii incident…😉

[@tillettman]

4:59 Aw, poor guy. He’s afraid of heights

[@Molly_1123]

I grew up watching “The Dating Game” in the 70s, and I feel like this sketch took my back to my childhood (and confusion about what “making whoopie” meant lol)

[@DanTheManfromSoCal81]

Ego so fine 😍

[@raradis]

This was a perfect sketch! And somehow JAJ was all over it! :)

[@rage_of_aquarius]

Honestly after the Netflix docs I've been watching lately... Legit fear You never know

[@francescorengifo]

This shows that a skit can be brought back and done BETTER! 9 a little faster on the beats but over all great job

[@marygrummer9189]

Bob Debilder? 😂. Can he fix it?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Game show formats are always a winner for SNL

[@InTheHillCountry]

So funny imagining him writing all that while sitting next to her 😂

[@ShadowGirl1126]

The police will wait for this guy when he leaves the show

[@Giitzerland]

Bob The Builder...brilliant :D

[@iLoveToBeM3]

Best snl episode in a long time

[@mateobanda6808]

Durango 😂

[@natekenworthy7367]

JAJ and Ego killed it.

[@MikeChatman]

This one was a true team effort lol

[@useuserunknown-]

didn’t quinta brunson do a sketch just like this????

[@SniffyPoo]

yes, this one was even more exaggerated

[@robertjean3984]

3:50 Too much details ???...😆😅🤣

[@serenatsukino999]

The audience had a great time last night!

[@EJofLA]

That was great thanks! And thanks for listing the name of all the actors!

[@regina.phalange.]

why is mikey day hiding behind the answer so adorable

[@markmh835]

That was funny! I would have watched this skit if it were 3 times as long. 😁👍

[@Yuyu99000]

I loved every single minute of this sketch omgggg

[@abytc2023]

HAAA! There we go, SNL's back. Good job. lol.

[@njnjhjh8918]

This was great!

[@ChristinDaoud]

2:27 he misread the card

[@YoureMyCherryOnTop143]

This reminds me of that studio c where there’s two couples one being lovey dovey while the other being new at the couple thing except it’s on a game show & a lot darker

[@caseykay1953]

I'm 71 years old. We had an actual show like this called The Newly Wed Game.

[@sparkythancztwise]

I'm 56 and remember it really well, they did a great job basing this skit on it.

[@nuthinmuffins5073]

I’m 39 and although it was before my time, I’ve known about it most of my life. The past is (was?) an interesting place.

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@sparkythancztwiseWouldn't it be hilarious if they *didn't*? How old are the writing staff?

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@baylinkdashyt I think they mix it up with staff age, hiring at young up to older, to keep the content varied and relatable across the board, but that's only a guess. It would be hilarious if it weren't based on the real show, yet extraordinarily unlikely- or far less likely than if they heard about it from someone and looked it up, or knew it from personal experience with reruns.

[@lucycarin]

Swiffer jet😂