Saving Private Ryan

[@Rizalino-kv4ix]

Bro is trying his hardest not to be his hardest💀💀💀

[@CronkaDonk]

Rare actually humorous youtube comment😭

[@rosedevq]

This needs to be quoted

[@jacobgames3412]

​@@rosedevq"bro is trying his hardest not to be his hardest" -Rizalino

[@americathecountryball8358]

That goes hard (get it?)

[@cancarracha]

I got hard when i saw all those girls

[@WanderingExistence]

"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald

[@doormatcat]

"So you're gay?"

[@WanderingExistence]

​@@doormatcat "No! I said I'm deeply closeted."

[@doormatcat]

@@WanderingExistence "Wait, so you're a gay man who won't admit it?"

[@johnkubitz4497]

This is the absolute best comment for this video RIP Norm

[@doormatcat]

@@WanderingExistence "Wait so you're gay but you won't admit it?"

[@MattLandiza]

"saving Ryan's private" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@abhisheksingh6405]

😂

[@pharoahzeus]

😂😂😂😂

[@KabetsweThanjekwayo]

😂😂

[@eunlightemperor6618]

🗿

[@tech_aashish_kumar]

😂

[@Fhjtjjgcc]

With gay power comes gay responsibility

[@dielemamfoumbi7128]

That sounds scary 😂😂😂

[@Alt........138]

-Uncle Bent Parker

[@fueledsoul3379]

@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂

[@AndrewHoang0509]

i made it 666 likes for you my man

[@casseau1996]

Being gay is a sin and should not be practiced. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@MovingPumpkinPatch]

Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡 Him: No! Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay

[@casseau1996]

Hahaha, so true 😂 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@JonggJonggg]

@@casseau1996my only sunshine

[@casseau1996]

@@JonggJonggg You make me happy 😃

[@kristijantomic548]

@@casseau1996when skies are gray

[@JaydenBelieves]

@@casseau1996Lebooboo!?

[@pilotscape6009]

Ryan just cornered himself into the deepest darkest and most sexually frustrating friend zone ever known to mankind.

[@Zamugustar]

Na there is always some girl out there who thinks shes gods gift to men and can change him if he gives her a chance.

[@smokeymcpot69]

​@@ZamugustarThere's always?? How many times do you run into this situation?

[@manchetti8851]

​@@Zamugustar lol and since he's gay they don't count that on the Ole body count 🤣

[@Shrek_is_life-q1n]

Plot twist:the dad is the narrator

[@lonelycells7073]

I mean, he IS Desmond's dad.

[@snakyYT]

Wait WHAT! ​@lonelycells7073

[@casseau1996]

He is lol You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@Shrek_is_life-q1n]

@@casseau1996 ☀️🌄My only sunshine 🌅🌤

[@amogusmale]

​@@Shrek_is_life-q1n You make me happy 😁

[@aidanfalsone4863]

Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey

[@casseau1996]

Fr You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@lololol24ttttt36]

@@casseau1996my only sunshine

[@Somedude789]

You make me happy, when sky's are grey

[@casseau1996]

@@Somedude789 you’ll never know, dear 😊🥲😢

[@JaybeEZ9]

I want drugs

[@GTTB-227]

Every fangirls ever everytime they see 2 bros simply being bros.

[@americathecountryball8358]

FOR REAL

[@cozyyblanket]

As a kpop stan guilty😭🤚🏼

[@grandmaster6215]

Or if you reject them

[@jocomfiresin6982]

I mean, my only experience being bros with other men was pretty gay... lotta aggressive cuddling "wrestling" and everybody trying to touch each others genitals "nut tap"

[@blueflames7186]

Mha fantom in a nutshell

[@s4turntomars]

Ryan’s origin story😭😭

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@AzerbaijaniRyanGosling]

​@@casseau1996My only sunshine...

[@Nomparellix]

@@AzerbaijaniRyanGoslingYou make me happy...

[@I_love_rice_]

@@Nomparellix When skies are gray 🎶🎶🎶

[@AlexanderGeorghiou]

​@@I_love_rice_grey*

[@explosivegreen]

"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"

[@TedsWorld101]

Not their gay best friend Ryan!

[@casseau1996]

That’s not true. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@Reaper18490]

did u comment this on the full length video too lol

[@josiahogaga6125]

​@@Reaper18490 he did.

[@explosivegreen]

@@Reaper18490 NO! FUCK NO! FUCK NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT

[@OYME13]

Saving Private Ryan ❎ Saving Ryan's Privates ☑️

[@michaeld_aus_b]

better title: "Saving Ryan's Privates"

[@johnking6252]

Bravo 👍. best comment 100%

[@cologist]

You've done well

[@the5THofNOV]

That's actually a movie 😅

[@funkapotamus86]

​@@the5THofNOV that would be "shaving" Ryan's privates

[@crowbarzero]

Girls in the pool: "Is Ryans privates saluting us?"

[@bananaslamma35]

"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...

[@lujo7490]

😂😂😂

[@epic_creators]

😂😂😂

[@jkm4645]

Just make sure he doesn't meet Joe Biden's uncle...

[@boopy12g]

I read this in Peter Griffin’s voice

[@hanzosiku]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@mexicanpanda84]

Dad: "Are you gay?" Me: "I am now"

[@z34rk79]

"Why are you wearing those" .... "My eye's are sensitive"

[@Vileplume87]

That's just how blue eyed people prepare to go outside

[@Cynder757]

*eyes

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Ryan has autism and is sensitive to light. Great excuse for him to use.

[@becauseYES9999]

Sensitive like a gay person Before you get mad at me it's a joke

[@professional.commentator]

This short just gave me early 2010s KZbin flashbacks. 😅

[@willy27cats19]

Ayo!!!!

[@patrickdriggs9764]

2010's OMG so classic that was such a super duper long time ago

[@bogdangura7209]

@@patrickdriggs9764for real

[@pekokkk]

@@patrickdriggs9764 it was 10 years ago dawg

[@X1ander24]

@@pekokkk10?

[@christophersautter1595]

I have no clue why but I've watched this numerous times over the past few months and it cracks me up every single time. 😂

[@DanielJones-r9h]

20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children. Those girls: "he's still gay".

[@drazeblazor]

Actually Ryan has married a man and adopet his five sons. Everything to keep the disguise up.

[@scmstr]

Tons of het-married people are actually gay. TONS. MOST PEOPLE are actually bi, but there's this wildly ignorant prevailing stigma that getting married defines what you can't possibly be attracted to and that most people are cishet - which is bizarre to imagine. "The vast majority of people find only masculinity or femininity attractive, and are only obsessed with gender and genetals that aren't like their own". Like. What???? No. Most people are some shade of bisexual, with a minority being *truly* FULLY gay or het. Look at any branch of the military or wherever men get alone for long periods of time. Men admire and enjoy being surrounded by masculinity. Women find women beautiful. It's incredibly complicated, but insinuating somebody fully het because married? Nah. That's turkey.

[@mylordsidious2673]

@@scmstr What the fuck are you on about?

[@chivveyfitness]

​@@scmstrnah bro I think you're just gay

[@marioformicadae6637]

@@scmstr "Read more" Dear Jesus what the fuck have they done to you?

[@jscan4442]

"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" "Now show us YOUR meat, Ryan."

[@kettle_of_chris]

This is the comment I was looking for! Spot on!

[@edmis90]

Like, as a straight guy I wouldn't want no skinny-dipping with gay guys, so I figure a gay guy might not want with straight girls either.

[@Tanakun09]

😂 dying of laughter

[@clonecommandermike332]

Let's see Paul Allen's meat

[@SoraToshiAki]

At that point he wud just say the hardened meat is the limp size and it gets bigger and more harder when he sees guys 😂

[@sangrilamoon3575]

She replied her in a very savage way 😂😅 People who were randomly scrolling through youtube shorts🤗🗿 👇

[@elijahmauldin2908]

The origin of a hero that's sacrificing everything to know the secrets of the women

[@casseau1996]

Hero… You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@TheK1ngOf_Trading]

Someone got to make a series about this.

[@JohnGreen-rj3pk]

​@@casseau1996my only sunshine

[@casseau1996]

@@JohnGreen-rj3pk you make me happy 😃

[@shreyasmaitreya462]

@@casseau1996when skies are gay

[@samamander_]

If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀

[@Astral_Driftr]

I thought of your dad

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@darcash1738]

"I was thinking of ryan reynolds"

[@alpacawithouthat987]

@@darcash1738that doesn’t really prove anything. All straight men get bricked up thinking about Ryan Reynolds

[@kokichiouma1148]

"I was thinking of big, oiled up men"

[@AfroMan187]

Dude drilled farther into the friendzone than any man has gone.

[@Cwg.]

@Tadpole55 And struck oil!

[@Duowantsyourlocation]

@@Cwg.Oil?!🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[@badideasinmyhead]

Happened to me

[@samuelsilva8364]

​@@Duowantsyourlocationladies are about to get some freedom

[@wyattkrueger8934]

​@@Duowantsyourlocation oil?

[@Dedelblute3]

I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files. Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.

[@kevinmonahan2820]

Not even close, I've seen hundreds of forensic files episodes. This is the guy that narrated the skits on Chappelle's Show

[@Dedelblute3]

@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.

[@blindstreet]

@@Dedelblute3 I agree with you. I'm blind...So I depend on narrations most of the time. Yes, the style is similar.

[@nma87]

@@blindstreetwait if your blind then how did you wri

[@blindstreet]

​@@nma87 We use a screen reader. On smartphones that can be activated in settings > accessibility; on computers download JAWS for Windows or NVDA.

[@muizshahrin3407]

This is not the saving private ryan that I originally wanna watch..

[@alexb389]

Bro accidentally became the first person to go through reverse conversion therapy

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@casseau1996]

anothersubscriber-less-channel you make my happy 😃😃

[@Purplrfire-is-better-than-u]

anothersubscriber-less-channel Youlll never know dear how much i love you

[@MarkMcEwen-z8g]

Please don’t take my sunshine away!

[@bobbygetsbanned6049]

The been doing that in prison forever.

[@AK_GV]

Plot twist: They know he isn't gay, they just want him

[@yasininn76]

Plot twist: Ryan is just dense as tungsten

[@planetoforts]

​@@yasininn76more like osmium

[@MyCommentsAreCorrect]

What kind of anime plotline is that

[@aarambh9788]

Plot twist the dad is gay💀💀💀💀

[@mysilentnoise4510]

Plot twist: The dad is gay!

[@Ryanlimzq]

The goggles are a nice touch of class

[@Sea_Pot]

bro got so traumatized he became the best therapist in the world

[@JustShawn11]

We got the Ryan origin story 🔥

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@AlbertoPerez-eq7ej]

And all before gta 6

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996 what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@ron633]

The intensity of which the dad asked him if he was gay had me rollin' 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@pmcpicto]

Imagine a rumour comes out and suddenly you’ve come out

[@casseau1996]

😂😂😂 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@TheRyGuyyyy]

Next step is I'm coming in

[@austininmon8064]

Ryan’s gunna have some explaining to do when he pitches a tent while skinny dipping 😂

[@yondalethomas]

The girls: "Um...Ryan what's going on there?" (Points at dick) Ryan: "Oh sorry. Just thinking about guys."

[@ADMusic1999]

He’s gay; his member isn’t 😂

[@Em_Rey]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beerfarts3305]

There's no "tent" to pitch when ya skinny dip... but I'm sure he'll _point_ to his "bestie" 😅

[@joalvarez6252]

I accidentally took a viagra! Silly me! 😅

[@Ivansky1]

“I’m totally gay! Let me just grab my Goggles and my GoPro and I’ll meet you at the Pool!!!!! 😊”

[@comebackkid44723]

Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny

[@Angled]

Plot twist:the dad is the narrator

[@bagusmeazza5600]

You have to appreciate her honesty and accountability here. Men really have to listen to these women when they try and put them on game so the nonsense doesn't happen to them. Western women are unmarriageable and men have to stop looking for love here. It's gone and it's never coming back.

[@sinfonelosacalepunta5251]

As a 25 year old virgin, I'm actually considering Ryan's strategy

[@YourMomNDad]

20 more years before a movie is made out of your life story

[@sdfgh6017]

Bruh how do you manage that

[@lucianadams]

Only works of you relocate

[@higheyrie6176]

Or, you can buy your way out of virginity. Also, you can attend stag parties, just make sure you are close friends with the groom. 😂

[@dietznutz1]

​@higheyrie6176 how'd you loose yours ?? Uh, technically a prostitute, that doesn't sound good.

[@soulassassin0g]

"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**

[@19midnightsun87]

"s-sure, absolutely, s-sir!"

[@ryanm2]

*butt

[@marvindebot3264]

In an ideal world this would be the dad, yes.

[@andrewstahl2274]

Well this is one of the better KZbin videos I’ve seen in a while.

[@pizzaman1720]

The horrified look in his eyes got me dying 😂😂😂

[@Nooo_Way]

Potition for the next episode to be "Saving Ryan's privates"

[@blackhathacker82]

Petition *

[@valiant8987]

Underrated comment

[@Handkarbestuurder]

Is that avatar some sort of sick joke??

[@batterybuilding]

And now we know the backstory of the only “successful” conversion therapy client.

[@agaragan1618]

plot twist: he do be gay

[@Shrimp_Tails]

great pfp

[@casseau1996]

Haha, he probably is… You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@ethanrin9518]

Or he just went fishing...

[@frockk]

He's a G Ay

[@MosesHerrera-cv5uo]

​@@frockk string*

[@bookworm506]

"This is Ryan, a straight man undercover pretending to be homosexual." LMFAO I'M ON THE CEILING.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

This was a major plot in many '80s raunchy teen comedies.

[@Sourwhatup]

"I'm on the ceiling" is so ridiculous 😂

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

@@Sourwhatup So is your spelling. Lol

[@Sourwhatup]

​@@PhantomFilmAustralia It's just a typo, it's not that ridiculous, now is it?

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

@@Sourwhatup I'm currently Down Under. Not ridiculous to be on the ceiling.

[@PilotSinOFF]

"His worst rumor became his greatest ally. Lmao

[@haileygulnac3987]

Not the dateline narrator 😂

[@tomignacios3668]

Frontline**

[@epicstar86]

the prequel goes hard

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@RocketMan21-vp9ie]

@@casseau1996 my only sunshine

[@casseau1996]

@@RocketMan21-vp9ie you make me happy 😃

[@Yeat_Cat]

@@casseau1996when guys are gay

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

​@@casseau1996 The sun shines only above me 👆🏻

[@danielpayne7414]

Hunter doing AC/DC was pretty great 😆

[@hendrikromkes]

The Ryan lore is expanding

[@Lulu23761]

Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@getemguapo_tv]

EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@kyrahcarden6384]

“Ryan don’t lie to me. Are you gay” “Yep” got me laughing hard

[@rodneysmith5799]

So the title should really be...Saving Ryan Privates

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

There's already a film with that title. Search the Hub. 😏

[@fatyoshi12jl]

“Just in case” 💀

[@ArthasHastingsMenethil]

Cameron Geller...

[@CrazyGreenWitch]

Looked for this 😂

[@Azeteck_casual]

Rayn's sacrifice will not be forgotten

[@krackastudios]

The goggles had me dying on the floor! 😂 (does he think he gonna get to peek at them?? 👀)

[@markfryer9880]

😂 He's sure going to try!

[@joshuagiambra2144]

"What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset." 😂😂

[@basaratahmadraza2115]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@MrJanPhillip2]

I was that Ryan guy in school. It was marvelous.

[@SethMccraney]

“ a peace of meat” 😂

[@casseau1996]

🤨🤨🤨 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@tvdforever5147]

Piece*

[@Ericrawnsley]

They are pieces of meat. That I want to out my piece of meat into to make one joined up piece of meat.

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Peace with meat

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@Wondrrboy]

Narrator: “…And from that point on, Ryan decided to *lean* into the rumors.”

[@gups4963]

And if he doesn't need to lean against something to cover up, he actually is gay. There is a member of any group that will narc on you

[@giedrestralkiene4705]

Saving straight ryan 😂

[@ItzCircusBaby]

no not the horrified "Yup." 🤣😭 poor Ryan 💀

[@Marinersfan5oh3]

What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset!🤣💀

[@twoshoesplays7687]

BROOO EVERY TIME I GET THESE VIDEOS I HAVE FULL VOLUME 😭😭😭

[@shounensenpai123]

"Its all nice and good until they start passing the demogorgon d!ldo" ~Sun Tzu Art of War

[@Necrotic99]

😂😂😂

[@ivlerprince4146]

If Ryan said it from the start that he's not gay, that would mean that the narrator also agrees he's gay because he said, "This is Ryan, he's straight man, undercover pretending to be homosexual" 💀

[@nikc2843]

I liked this video, not because it's funny but because it's relatable

[@BembFromBackrooms]

Why does the dad sound like arthur morgan💀💀💀

[@kunknown2340]

sounds nothing like him.

[@kamil3797]

I'll never get tired of it 😅

[@CoorsLight-nt5vj]

i IMMEDIATELY began laughing 3 seconds in. This is great!!

[@theonlyrhombus]

Finally, an origin story!

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@ryandragneel7222]

Omg yes we got another saving private Ryan. I live for these

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@CaptainPlasma21]

I’m actually watching Saving Private Ryan in school😂

[@bradschuh4618]

saving Ryan's privates 💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@wojciechsawicki4733]

We finally got origin lore

[@lilnut7359]

"dad we're going skinny-dipping"😂😂

[@buddhikaruwan5708]

Ryan looks like young Dexter Morgan.. 🤓🤓🧠🧠🔥🔥🌟🌟

[@neBen_]

THE BACKSTORY WE NEEDED

[@Nighttale233]

Dad? Guy looks like her brother xD

[@archlectoryarvi2873]

Dad: are u gay? Ryan: yeah Dad: Prove it(unzips pants)

[@Edward_Nebiolo]

Ryan: what? 😳 Dad: prove it.

[@pexster1988]

Man knows mall santa business. Don't talk back to him. 😅😅😅

[@casseau1996]

Speak not in opposition to the one versed in the affairs of the Mall Santa. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@V0idPill0w]

Can't tell wether Saving Private Ryan is supposed to be a reference to the movie lmao

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Wow an actually funny KZbin short. I knew I’ve been watching all these for SOME reason

[@RosieMondragon-ze5mj]

Jack tripper lives on forever and ever

[@kimimototomoshiki]

"We're glad ryan finally came out" Wait till he wants to come in☠️

[@I_dislike_tortas]

The way she says “our gay best friend Ryan” to her dad it starts to sound like an iconic sentence

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@ATruGamer2001]

"Yup" That one word changed his whole life

[@Reformed1-e1c]

"Just in case...." 😂😂😂 understand bro!!!

[@Anubis424242]

I thought this was going to be a comedy skit about a WW2 vet getting a hero's welcome from some skinny dipping ladies. Still hilarious anyway!

[@JacobS-c7y]

High risk, high reward.

[@Gluttony_Is_Greed]

If the water isn't cold he's done

[@willynilly18films]

“Just in case” is crazy

[@JayTeeAyy]

Telling your dad you’re going skinny dipping sounds kinda weird

[@suneshjaya]

Steven Spielberg bout to be filing a law suit with that title 🤣💀

[@jayczzzya]

They can change the words around Saving Ryan's Privates

[@knightrideryt2110]

Most matured and practical TATA CURVV review I’ve seen.

[@KazuNEET]

Ryan lore is going crazy

[@killugonkillugon7270]

I’m loving the backstory here.

[@piotrpustelnik3109]

Bro needs his own TV channel

[@armandolira107]

The gaslighting is real in this episode

[@casseau1996]

You are my sunshine 🥰☀️

[@typicallightseed]

​@@casseau1996 WHAT IS WITH THIS

[@SlapNuts4Life]

@@casseau1996what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.

[@BulkBogan1920]

Imagine surviving ww2 and seeing your grandkids doing this