Mario Kart Wii: Cursed Edition

tell me if you want a part 2
all track edits by @ForgottenIce so huge shoutouts to him
/ @theforgottenice
Track Downloads:
Moonview Highway
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Toad's Factory
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Moo Moo Meadows
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Bowser's Castle
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#mariokartwii #cursed

[@smu.]

that moonview highway part looks like what i thought the track was like when i was 8

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

bro straight up that track is horrific

[@funnylookinrat]

Same

[@veelxvii]

sm@ue

[@smu.]

@@veelxvii who?

[@uranium54321]

Moonview highway in this reminds me of what it feels like leaving my high school’s parking lot every day after school

[@bill351]

Driving Instructor: "Don't worry, the test isn't that hard!" The test:

[@real_abender]

The Druselstein Driving Test Waltz!

[@machspeed20]

What driving test did you take? Mine was so easy

[@ExtremeWreck]

What kind of inhuman drive test did you take dude!? The drive-while-completely-wasted-after-48-big-bottles-of-beer-while-high-on-LSD test?

[@poii6417]

Don't worry the driving instructor isn't hard The driving instructor:

[@Alvin-yp4dv]

😂😂😂

[@NuoKart]

THE CARS GOING OFF THE RAMPS LMFAO

[@MasterMario]

sire

[@arivedal]

is

[@Kid_Cat64]

WOOPER!

[@Kid_Cat64]

WOOPSIRE

[@mickytherat8020]

QUAG

[@PaulSmith-nw3ho]

The most cursed was funky not wearing sunglasses

[@UnknownComete]

I didn't pay attention to that until I saw your comment lol

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

he lost his swag

[@coolnhotmodding]

There’s actually a funky mod for Mario kart 7, and you can download regular funky or funky without glasses, names unfunny Kong

[@Ds_is_i]

Oh god no

[@FrostNapCat]

Kinda looks like Donkey Kong now

[@Dylan-te8er]

Troy and Nick should race this for flounder fest.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

yea

[@potatoofmemes]

yes please

[@superxavxii421]

Maybe it'll actually give them a challenge for once

[@luckywii8731]

*_YES_*

[@crazybut6641]

If it works online

[@Bluesharp2]

lmao the truck doing tf cut is fantastic

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

yea bro straight up mate

[@butterbrot9175]

That's how a causal player feels like

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

i am very casual. i feel even worse. i feel like a goomba.

[@manuel_21x]

Seeing Funky's eyes really is cursed

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

agree

[@meleegaming101]

It just doesn't feel right

[@FennecFox53]

When

[@Bernardoribei]

Like yours?

[@ruckhusstudios1012]

@@FennecFox53 During the whole video

[@Alexs23743]

In order of appearance: *Moonview Highway during a hurricane evacuation *An extremely efficient and productive Toad's Factory just before Black Friday *Moo Moo Meadows, now with a Stingby keeper, and the cows had babies (also, ProtonJon got his wish for faster Pokeys...) *Bowser's Castle with a new security system

[@gabrielr-nki8296]

And *F L A T B O W S E R*

[@vhsmaniaman6986]

@@gabrielr-nki8296 is bowser flat or round? 👀

[@Odincdaj522004]

FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN...!

[@Alexs23743]

@@Odincdaj522004 DEATHWATER.

[@TT-rl7pu]

Original Toad’s Turnpike on Extra mode, and original N64 Bowser’s Castle

[@petery6432]

3:09 It's so cursed Funky got squished and flipped at the same time. P.S. Please do more of these.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

swagged on

[@xdYama]

Sqipped

[@Empexx]

0:50 what moonview highway looks like to new players

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

yes

[@LuigiLuigi728]

This track gives me so much anxiety

[@literallyafrog367]

What Cannon City is

[@ClosedDoor35]

I really want to play these with my unsuspecting family.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

tell them you just scratched the disc by mistake

[@ClosedDoor35]

@@dubstep4lyfe342 ok I will lol

[@skavann]

Every copy of MKW is unique.

[@jimfitzgerald2289]

Sawyer's personalized MKWii copy. Thank god he doesn't have a messed up head like the other creepy-ass personalized copies.

[@zach3548]

2:57 I didn't know Nintendo made it so cars can do lake cut

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

yep

[@foxxbaker]

This is way too accurate to how I thought mkw was when I was young

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

mkwii for me still

[@LeleGameplays71]

especially moonview highway

[@christiangrant4357]

What about mushroom gorge?

[@ryanyeehaw100]

The cpus actually finished a lap on moonview, didn't expect that

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

they are very good gamers

[@luckywii8731]

*_I think that's part of the reason why its cursed_*

[@Starstrike21]

what my mom sees when playing mkw

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

when mom says we got mkwii at home.

[@fruitfaucet9922]

3:08 I love the truck coming out of absolutely nowhere to annihilate you right at the finish line.

[@hackercop188]

3:08 the random truck had me dying

[@squiddler7731]

I like how after that first track, you might see the preview for Toad's factory and think "alright, this looks awful, but at least there's no cars" 2:05 _and then a truck immediately comes barreling at you with the driver probably laughing at the notion that you thought you were safe_

[@lukaabramovic3227]

3:35 when you clear a level in crash bandicoot but don't break all the boxes

[@foxxbaker]

I want this as a mod pack so I can get my friends to play and try to tell them it’s perfectly normal Mario kart

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

its mario kart but the disc has a scratch.

[@gaybowoser]

istg this is how it felt to play mv highway the first time i played it

[@Hman.0]

2:58 i died laughing when the truck did the lake cut

[@flashgamezocker]

This has to be the most authentic visualization of how Mario Kart must feel to our parents when they played a race with us.

[@TWD98]

Oh my

[@TheBatmanFan14]

2:29- Player: Excuse me, I'm just passing through here to get to the finish line. Conveyer belt: *NO.*

[@maddog197x]

Me: Ahhh, we're finally away from that terrible Moonview Highway. *goes to Toad's Factory* Trucks: Oh, you think you're safe?

[@spongyoshi]

I'd definitely want a part 2 (makes me want a romhack with all of those tracks in lol)

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

do it brother

[@ExtremeWreck]

I can see it now: Luigi Circuit is filled with chain chomps in every corner, & the Luigi statue shoots out huge fireballs every 10 seconds. Wario's Gold Mine has bats flowing around, & they push you back 49 miles. Mushroom Grove has goombas that go 292 miles per hour on the course, with the mushrooms having unstable gravity issues that are random.

[@spongyoshi]

@@ExtremeWreck Wario's gold mine should just have walls of bats in every corner of the stage And honestly, Mushroom Gorge you should just make the entire track bouncy

[@tbtb66]

The most cursed thing about this is the way objects unnaturally move around Gives me a strange feeling and I don't like it

[@Jay-boogie]

2:14 the funkiest way of saying "I'm still aliiiive!!!"

[@grumblemumble955]

Hope this gets online compatibility and more tracks cursed because I want to see Troy and NMeade play this for Flounderfest.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

true

[@djbreadx]

it would be SO funny

[@nacht7877]

Its just an edit of a track so you just need my stuff to play online

[@Uncreative-Name]

3:45 THE FUCKING BUS DOING THE LAKE CUT IM DEAD BRO 💀💀

[@itzmefurzan3390]

3:57 Sheesh, the truck does the shortcut

[@MasterMario]

A casual Mario Kart player: Yep...... everything looks normal here....

[@luckywii8731]

Literally me until I saw funky kong with his shades off

[@alessandronicolin8668]

4:05 mario kart physics working for 3 second straight

[@manuelmkw]

This had me laughing so hard hahaha

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

hahaha

[@bracdude181]

Wow. Moonview Highway now perfectly depicts NJ drivers!

[@Kelm_Kisaragi]

3:35 Pov: You're playing Crash Bandicoot 1 and missed all the crates in the stage

[@田中_田中]

7:15~「あっつあっつあっつあっつ！！！」

[@LM-2005]

All dreams have a meaning My dreams:

[@hypernova_119]

So, we got: Moonview DUI-way, Toad's Crackhouse, Moo-tated Meadows, and Bowser's Castle (Mario Maker)

[@MulliganMayhem_]

Glad these videos have been popular, hope to see more content in the future

[@luckywii8731]

Me the whole time: *_"Clickbait, this is 100% Normal Mario Kart conten-"_* **Sees Funky Kong's eyes** 🤢💀📉📉📉🙃🤦‍♂️😳🥴

[@Galvinize03]

I bet Rainbow Road is just a void. No track, just everyone falling over and over.

[@maradupras7278]

I don't know what I just watched but I need to have some chocolate and think about my own sanity now.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

same

[@surrealsamatheegaming8112]

As someone who’s playing this growing up, I see this as a personal attack

[@brianmoses4359]

This must be played in flounderfest

[@myowncomputerstuff]

Definitely.

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

hit troy up and force him

[@MasterJayanX]

0:01 Moonview Highway, but the vehicles are driven by GTA Online players

[@sadcena]

"Funky Kong without Sunglasses isn't real, he can't hurt you." Funky Kong without Sunglasses: 0:15

[@2019jeepcherokee]

6:07 T H I C C B O W S E R

[@ZoomerNostalgia]

When the universe needed him the most, he vanished.

[@oreganothankyou]

That moonview highway is an accurate representation of driving in the city in general

[@Gigann1602]

Bowser would seem to be the guy to infest his castle with thwomps and think it's fine.

[@real_abender]

I laughed way too hard at 3:07

[@seb3082]

We need part 2 so we can see cursed rainbow road.

[@potatoofmemes]

i have a feeling this is by the same person who did the hard luigi circuit track, and hell yea i want part 2

[@Mitchell_Sch]

4:02 him saying “what” is accurate to the situation

[@Rmac524]

that funky kong model LOL

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

yes

[@sfsalerno6040]

This makes me appreciate normal mariokart in a heartbeat

[@princesscadance197]

0:21 Imagine actually getting squashed by the car.

[@acedelta12]

Mario Kart Wii is one of those games where no matter how much you break it, it's still playable.

[@wiznetwork5236]

6:01 This is a level I would have made if I was working at nintendo.

[@CherryColaCake]

What the hell are you taking about it being cursed? This is the REAL UNCHANGED Moonview Highway!

[@GameLeo2007]

This is INSANE!

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

INSANE

[@Not_Soggy]

This is amazing. Need part 2 😁

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

same

[@Undertuck34]

I just realized funky Kong doesn’t have his glasses on😳

[@cainnkalos6095]

1:44 .....And I thought the original Toad's Factory violated Workplace Health and Safety

[@boogiebear3095]

4:38 what it’s like to come across a bull standing on the back country roads… lolz

[@NTMonsty]

0:00 "Hey, I'm Drivin' here!" 1:44 Amazon Warehouse 4:20 Overgrazen Acres 6:01 The Entire Country of North Korea

[@ajmendez4754]

0:09 2-lane Interstates be like

[@supermariologanfan6546]

0:00 With the reveal that Moonview Highway is coming to the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Pack, I’d like to see someone reenact this cursed mess once it comes out

[@cise3895]

I fucking died at 2:06 Should've known from meeting eyes with Funky that this mod was gonna be something extra special.

[@FlatStan1l]

This is amazing

[@KANAtandem]

7:16 あっつあつあつあつあつあつい 笑

[@pwhqngl0evzeg7z37]

The truck at the start of Toads Factory was an excellent sight gag

[@theoverseer393]

That flat bowser’s fireball snipe tho.

[@someperson9048]

I didn't think Moonview was too bad, but then I say 0:41

[@CyanicCore]

1.The cars are hilarious 1.5 Funky Kong is his own class of cursed 2. Finally more like a factory, but kinda overkill 3.Interesting, sorta dominated by the giants 4.Omg more!?

[@UnstableSavageProductions]

Dreams haves meanings My Dreams:

[@mkmier9262]

This is so awesome :D

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

agree

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

Moonview Highway here is how we all saw it growing up.

[@taylorwright7428]

These courses are so ridiculous that the most impressive part is when you manage to actually get through certain parts without being hit! I'm putting these parts here for myself: 2:06-2:15 2:58 4:54 6:25-6:36 6:50 8:12 8:22-8:30

[@nubbly8835]

DUDE THE TRUCK ON TF

[@放浪のスペクター内藤]

MKWii Hard mode! This is so lunatic and hilarious!! Absolutely needs part 2!

[@Bernardoribei]

> Drives on a highway from hell avoiding all cars, bombs and whatnot > Gets hit by a red shell

[@dr_rl123]

Gonna need a part 2 ASAP, there's so many amazing ideas that could be done.

[@penguinhero99]

Troy needs to see this

[@10nix_]

5:43 the CPU’s got some D1 traps

[@dubstep4lyfe342]

d1

[@Hansov_Bone]

Have to say some of the more subtle "fuck yous" like the diagonal lava geysers in Bowser's Castle are just superb.

[@Wingcapman]

Pretty much our casual point of view of how Mario Kart Wii feels like. Goodness, ForgottenIce went all out on this. xD

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

This is a totally normal and legit Mario Kart Wii gameplay though

[@crazfamily6931]

The most cursed part is at 4:34

[@mspectrite8025]

Imagine if this was the normal gamemode

[@masterfreeze1054]

Funky without sunglasses will be forever scorched into my memory.

[@millhome]

Teacher: The test isn't that confusing The test:

[@Legoluigi26]

This is just how Mario Kart 8 players see MK Wii.

[@mr.conductor4938]

I speak for all of the viewers when I saw we want a part two. And three. And maybe four. DO ALL OF THE TRACKS.

[@bartstam129]

The most cursed part of this is funky not having his sunglasses on.

[@sabrinasabic3671]

I laughed almost every time while watching this!