Saying A LOT of Things as Kris

Since Kris is my natural speaking voice, it could also be SALOT as Revtrosity!
[CAST]
*Susie/Toriel- Cellochicita: / cellochicita
*Asriel- VoiceOfVee: / voiceofvee
*Noelle- Shyrenn VA: / @shyrennva
[THUMBNAIL ART]
*CocotheMunchkin: CocotheMunchkin/s...
[MUSIC]
*Toby Fox- Sans.: • sans.
*DJ Cutman: Field of Hopes and Dreams (Dance Remix): • Deltarune ▸ Field of...
*Toby Fox- April 2012: • April 2012
*Toby Fox- Don’t Forget: • Don't Forget
*JJBA Part 4 OST- Killer: • Killer (Yoshikage Kira...
*Akosmo- Rude Buster (Future Bass Remix): • Deltarune Remix ~ Rude...
*Toby Fox- Empty Town: • Empty Town
*Toby Fox- Vs. Lancer: • Vs. Lancer
*DJ Cutman- Checker Dance (Drum and Bass Remix): • DELTARUNE ▸ Checker Da...
*Toby Fox- Fanfare (from “Rose of Winter”): • Fanfare (from "Rose of...
*Toby Fox- Nyeh Heh Heh!: • Nyeh Heh Heh!
*Toby Fox- Beginning: • Beginning
*Edward Karl Hanson- Stalking Shadows: • Stalking Shadows
[SOCIALS]
*Twitter: / revtrosity​​​​
*Reddit: / revtrosity

[@Revtrosity]

Sorry for this being years late, but I want to apologize for referring to Kris as male in this video when they’re non-binary. That was an oversight I neglected when I made this back then so I want to say I’m sorry. Hope this hasn’t diminished the enjoyment of the video.

[@BALLER99987]

bruh its ok

[@manufacturedfromabove79]

It's totally cool many people also prefer to Kris as a boy although they're enby I like to think that Kris are biologically male

[@SplatGuy22]

Doubt anyone cares. Most people say, "It's up to interpretation" So they can be male or female.

[@thebag2609]

"Saying a LOT of things as Kris" Just dead silence for ten minutes

[@catree5700]

ive fallen and i cant get up

[@marianokaz1503]

Kris be like: ...

[@spookbag24]

sup fellow bag

[@thebag2609]

@@spookbag24 whats up

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

666 likes 😳

[@MaxSmash09]

Frisk: I am... determined Kris: and I... Am... revolving Frisk: what? Jevil: metamorphosis

[@matpat8723]

Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@matpat8723]

@Sarah Cano What do you mean

[@matpat8723]

@Sarah Cano oh

[@RespawnJupiter]

Lmao 💀

[@sethurban8057]

I am filled with spite

[@donanilao7724]

This portrayal of Kris... Interests me... *Yep. It's now head canon.*

[@BOT_CORP]

Nice user profile

[@tyler_not_you4135]

Kris:*Ripping their soul out* Asrial: “don’t worry they do this sometimes.”

[@TakiariDragon]

Just another tuesday

[@xomnionProgrammingAndChess]

12 HOURS AGO!?@@TakiariDragon

[@KadeSolar]

There were more than 7 jokes about Kris ripping their soul out, we now have enough to break the barrier

[@Pyroneer752]

Or summon THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH flower the flowey

[@jaridshinner1210]

Or both

[@fadedrainbow1014]

I feel honoured to be the 69th like

[@KazingtonKazoo]

Y E S

[@muhammadalifatha3178]

I'll use one of them.

[@HahaHaha-xg6rh]

Kris: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[@lino985]

I respect you because of your pfp

[@killeranimatronic5448]

@@lino985 what au of chara are you

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Sunny: I feel you

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@HahaHaha-xg6rh]

Oh, alright, thanks for telling me :)

[@kettlecoin]

jevil: “ I can do anything! “ kris: “ you cant use the bathroom. “ jevil: “yea, yea no i cant. no-“ kris:” *i ate your doorframe.* “

[@cash_..]

Kris: Oh, I'm fine with myself taking out my soul. Flowey: *How the hell did you manage to take out your soul?* Kris: Actually, I don't know.

[@sargentsteve7148]

I like how everyone just simultaneously agreed that kris is depressed/has murderous intents

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

And turns out they just wanted some cake lol Edit: Pie, not cake lol

[@black97_0]

You mean that's not normal for someone who looks like they could fall between 15 and 35 years old? **calls therapist** You lied to me

[@Th3_Int3rn3t_RuIn3d_M3_]

And kris has the somewhat will to rip his living soul out of his chest.

[@everestthefrencheevee661]

Part 2 comes out: i mean were we wrong?

[@tarvoc746]

@@ARandomMinecraftVillager One cake and one dark fountain please.

[@thatoneanimefan477]

Ralsei: "Take the manual, Kris." * 8 hours later * Kris: "Hahaha, I can't read."

[@lucianopinheirodacruz753]

so true

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

What up I’m Kris I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

[@somethingaboutsomething369]

@@updatedautopsyreport7358 thank you

[@KieraDumpz]

why he can't read because his eyes are covered of his hair so that's why he ate the manual u-u

[@chiabayleaf]

what’s up i’m kris i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[@thaisasampaio1795]

Kris:(ripping out their soul noisily) Toriel: It must be just... human puberty.....

[@planetnydro]

I love how much personality we've given Kris despite the fact we've barely seen them act on their own

[@UndertaleFanGamer]

:)

[@lasagna3289]

them*

[@OmegaQuinn]

Kris has basically been made into the edgy anime kid

[@maurice.2007]

@Ari loves music *there

[@maurice.2007]

*thai

[@danganronpatrash8053]

Lancer: Is stabbing someone immoral? Susie: Not if they consent to it. Kris: Depends on who you're stabbing. Ralsei: YES!

[@moonslayerbs1783]

Bro imagine being the first one to reply

[@marcosamaral8667]

@@moonslayerbs1783 ....

[@alicornadams2362]

@@moonslayerbs1783 k?

[@MAUSofGold]

you also must ask if they cant die, since if they cant, then no, its not immoral. but some immortal beings wouldn't like you to stab them so, its a weird thing

[@sdpelly]

susie: *SHAMNK!* Rudinn: that's a bit rude, isn't it? Rudinn Ranger: oi oi oi, whats on here? Rudinn: this girl just stabbed me in the f***in' shoulder you can see the axe embedded in me body. Rudinn Ranger: you got your lisense for being stabbed on the job? Susie: I got my stabbin' license right.. [fishing around in her pocket for a second] HERE! *{BY THE KING!}* Rudinn Ranger: sorry, there's nothing I can do! hit it up with the king. Rudinn: bloody hell. Susie: bit sad, isn't it?

[@Real_fr-ong]

Kris: “WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL! Jevil: “why do we bake cookies and cook bacon” Kris: FUUUUUUUUUU-

[@glitchtrap6715]

I had to read this more than once... Why do we though?

[@nahthegamer7818]

oh gosh ummm thats facts

[@markjustineleonor4011]

No, NO, why does this rage guy meme exist!? I'm a 12 year old! I'm going insane!!

[@yeast7013]

Wait..

[@user-bg8wp7zw8h]

*𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜.*

[@moonythespoonie9551]

The Kira monologue is even funnier when you remember the little line in chapter 1's epilogue where it's mentioned that Kris steals communion wine

[@pakuvang4775]

"GIMMIE THE SICK FRUIT JUICE-"

[@masterofdimensions7928]

2:05 the fact this implies that they all just meet up for ttrpg gives me so much joy.

[@MilTheBee]

Mettaton : “Im a TV superstar!” Spamton : “IM A [big shot]!” Jevil enters room : “AND I CAN DO ANYTHING!”

[@BrodyTEM]

Kris and frisk:OH NO F###

[@jenniferelson7040]

Kris: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[@bakedgoldfish45]

Me: **enters room, farts, then chuckles**

[@LynTheNobody]

Ralsei: "Good for you!" Kris and Frisk: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"

[@milesrogers7402]

@@LynTheNobody v

[@santiagocastro6333]

Kris: "I'm dying....." Ralsei: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!" Kris: ".....tall, kind, big bo-" Ralsei: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE" Kris: "Oh........red"

[@thatoneanimefan477]

Susie: "You son of a-"

[@SteamedPoi]

*Kris then proceeds to die of blood loss due to the fact no-one had the blood type “red”*

[@sirbunny12]

Marinara blood

[@Pingyforshort]

@@thatoneanimefan477 jevil:metamorphosis

[@RitoPapito]

@COLE BARNETT Yes

[@gdb5549]

Asriel: I am the GOD of HYPERDEATH Spamton: I am the GOD of [HYPER-DEBT] Asriel: (looks at spamton) Asriel: Shut the %%$* up

[@Soulstice.]

Kris: TF-

[@_Spamton_G_Spamton]

WHAT THE [[Fifty percent off]]!

[@arandomkobold8403]

This was the last place I would expect to see a princess bride reference, but I'm happy that it's here.

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

I love how everyone agrees that kris is depressed

[@smughatkid6511]

I mean I wouldn't be surprise if it was canon.

[@LucarioBot]

Which would make perfect sense given that the teen doesn’t emote

[@preparetocringe1077]

more espresso less depresso

[@YourRulerKingDedede]

Ur mom

[@thickskinman]

No @@NekoUsernamelol

[@channelconstructiontempora2824]

7:57 this aged very well

[@owengonzalez6819]

Someone is taking a shot every time Kris rips their SOUL out

[@pakuvang4775]

That someone probably died of intoxication-

[@thebeauznat932]

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Susie: Shit. Ralsei: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Kris: OH MY GOD LANCER FELL OFF-

[@sadekinchowdhury7952]

I laughed for 2 whole minutes

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@rachaellang3137]

The person above me is correct.

[@theonepullingthestrings5370]

@@FluffyArtiste20 where would I find that episode?

[@shushanimsold]

Gaster: egg. Kris: HEY, STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO- Gaster: egg.

[@nahthegamer7818]

OH GOSH

[@jacksonsdrawingcorner]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJSZknumhayDj7c

[@shushanimsold]

@@jacksonsdrawingcorner yeeeeee

[@michellehefton8816]

Chara I the background, watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE IM GOING TO NOPE LAND! NOOOOOOOOPE

[@vitostimac8803]

Yas

[@tappyghoststudios8351]

No one: 90% of this video: *kris ripping out own soul noises*

[@Nyxaeia]

7:46 maybe Berdley needs to eat a manual in order to be able to spell the word “cat” without Noelles’ help lmao

[@Soft_Soul2024]

Kris: "Hey Susie, do you like dark humor?" Susie: "Oh yeah, I love dark humor." Kris: "Alright~" Susie: "Huh, what are you-" -Kris turns off the lights- Kris: "Knock knock." Susie: "Turn the fucking lights back on."

[@KatexNebula]

What fanfic is this

[@Soft_Soul2024]

@@KatexNebula Not a fanfic, just a reference to a funny video.

[@KatexNebula]

@@Soft_Soul2024 I was joking lmao

[@Soft_Soul2024]

@@KatexNebula 0_o

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Sounds like something Kris would do

[@animosital1645]

Kris: * Pointing at Berdly * Do you see this headache here? Noelle: Y-Yes..? Kris: *I don't want to see it anymore*

[@buccaneerguy8197]

Kris (in a very demonic voice): *ICE HIM*

[@alzhanvoidsansado]

@@buccaneerguy8197 SEND HIM TO AN ICY GRAVE NOELLE, SEND HIM!

[@username_redacted5071]

@@buccaneerguy8197 no no no is Kris: Proceed *Noelle cast snowgrave*

[@skullguy4863]

In mafia boss voice "Put Him on ice"

[@Lucasthestupididiot]

well I mean, *ice does help with stopping headaches-*

[@DarkPrince7711]

7:40 idk why but I always imagine Kris ascending after eating the manual for some reason

[@DLCfinder]

“In this world it’s befriend or be befriended” - Kris 2021

[@KeivSquirrel]

B-but... It's a win-win situation.

[@baffledWHAT]

@@KeivSquirrel 👀

[@egghead6470]

“But if it can’t happen... TAKE YOUR F*CKING SOUL AAAAHHHHHHHHH”

[@engineer9743]

I see this is an absulute win!

[@Toffee_Coffee]

Ralsei: I made tea Kris: I don’t want tea Ralsei: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea Kris: Then why did you tell me? Ralsei: It’s a conversation starter Kris: It’s a horrible conversation starter Ralsei: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate

[@arnelarenas1833]

Lol

[@xboxoneyes7734]

Kris:Now im pissed,Gimme that

[@henrikfoersom9649]

@@xboxoneyes7734 (alternatively) Kris: NOOOOOOOOOO!

[@xboxoneyes7734]

@@henrikfoersom9649 In pretty sure the soul would be laughing at this point lmao

[@greenscout171]

@@henrikfoersom9649 (alt universe) ralsei: ' snaps neck of kris2'

[@eraserofballs]

It's nice that some people give him some time for his lungs to stop hurting:D

[@DuctedAndTaped]

Kris: *curled holding stomach" "Today I learned you should not drink a whole bottle of Mio" Ralsai: "WHY WOULD YOU DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE?!" Kris: " Susie said no balls" This is from personal experience, do not drink a whole bottle of straight up mio it gonna hurt.

[@HaruDaBoi]

Susie : "By the way, what's with that pocket in your shirt?" Kris : "Oh, lancer is in here." lancer : *loud cartoon splat noise*

[@thaovyphamhuynh8907]

that soo amm nop nope

[@jjuzumaki2233]

nope. nope. Nope.....THE LIGHT OF TEN THOUSAND NOPES-

[@rainbowgodess5009]

Yes

[@TheDudeWhoWalks]

brother. i found you.

[@jjuzumaki2233]

@@TheDudeWhoWalks this is my kingdom come. this is my kingdom come-

[@tylerthegamer1917]

“How many Kris ripping out his soul jokes?” Revtrosity: yes

[@Sentinential38]

Revtrosity: So how many jokes do you want of Kris ripping out his soul? The viewers: Yes. Kris: GOD F*CKING DAMNI-

[@reginaanderson6733]

also asdfmovie jokes

[@ThatUndertaleNerd]

Revtrosity: Alright what kind of pain are we gonna make Kris experience? Everyone: Y e s Kris: ..why do i still exist-

[@Rusticabcd]

Take a shot everytime Kris rips his soul out.

[@Zeyn810]

666 likes. What a joke

[@ItsNiffty_]

im gonna try kris's schedule at 4:00. ill keep you all updated

[@ItsNiffty_]

it didnt work

[@the-first-sin-Yuma_A.e]

This is the single funniest comment i stumbled upon today :]

[@Alex_Guy1011]

*Muffled sounds of Kris violently ripping out their soul inside the bathroom, throwing it into the sink cabinet, and walking out of the bathroom through the window.* Susie: "... so, where the he-- uh, HECK, is Kris?" Toriel: "Oh, Kris, er... does this sometimes." *Muffled sounds of Kris demonically screaming outside of the window.* Susie: "Well they should hurry. I'm getting sleepy." *Sounds of Kris transforming into a demon.*

[@LuckyUser63]

"I know one of you idiots is gonna animate this" -Flower the flowey

[@sundae_z]

Yep

[@MasterMagikarp]

hehehehHAHAHAHAHA- *opens animation app subtlety*

[@Rabid_Nationalist]

Hehe Flower the flowey!

[@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999]

@@Rabid_Nationalist I'm Flower! Flower the Flowey!

[@ABANDONED23456]

I like how everyone just collectively agrees that Kris is a chaotic, troublesome dork.

[@mertensiam3384]

I mean they do love pranks and moss a lot (edit i misspelled moss)

[@sejianimates1735]

@@mertensiam3384 how the f did you misspell moss

[@mertensiam3384]

@@sejianimates1735 it autocorrected to miss

[@paulinoponcianotugonon2182]

indeed

[@sejianimates1735]

@@mertensiam3384 oh

[@OOGALABOOG]

Kris dropping down to 0 HP: “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Susie dropping down to 0 HP: “I just need to rest and kneel down for a moment” Ralsie dropping down to 0 HP *ｄｉｓｉｎｉｇｒａｔｅｓ*

[@minnabaru341]

When I first saw Ralsei go down I was like "NOOOOOO *FUUUCK*"

[@quicheramene1860]

Noelle dropping down to 0 HP *praying for GOD*

[@ahmadfitrimuammar5630]

Kris after clearing the final challenge box for Tempestissimo: Kris: "Well, time to use Fracture Hikari" *(Proceeds to read story entry VS-7)* Few moments later... Kris: *"Finally, Beyond Difficulty"*

[@seiikei]

Arcaeacrefernece

[@jessiewithani]

7:42 Kris has ascended to the next level

[@Whathefox.]

Kris: “Oh I’m soulless now” Soul: “How does it feel?” Kris: “Kinda empty…” Soul: “Can I go back in?” Kris:”No, I kinda like this”

[@TheBeast94YT]

ExileLord: First time?

[@michellsimpson3217]

Kris: ye- Frisk: YOU HAVE MY NAME BUT WITH OUT THE F AND ITS BACK WORDS IMA FUCKING KILL YOU Kris: has heart in hand* ?

[@DeadCuppoki]

@@michellsimpson3217 without the f it's risk ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

[@AS-R-bx3zi]

@@michellsimpson3217 Frisk: Wait it’s that my soul to

[@MrNawzajem2137]

@@DeadCuppoki My name is an anagram to RISK

[@noobbloxy7240]

Susie: *gets to 0 HP* Kris: “THIS ISNT A TIME TO SLEEP SUSIE” SUSIE: “ *SHUSH JERK IM DEAD* “

[@somethingaboutsomething369]

Go get some flowers and dig Susie in some dirt, yeah.

[@toxicwayste9031]

Ralasei: ._.

[@billhutchings9504]

People should probably realise that Kris is just a host of darkness and dismay yet this twist of personality is simply awesome. Also where the heck was berdly in all of this he appears once like seriously where was he?

[@DarskideDraws]

Doing homework

[@JaylaLife14]

7:28 Kris to Ralsei: “Got Your Nose!” Bursts Through Door “LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE Fires Gun At Kris

[@masterpuggo4023]

I love how the fandom portrays kris as the ultimate chaotic neutral

[@imjaymaybe]

Well I mean given dialogue from characters like Toriel and Noelle, they kinda are

[@WorcestershireBoneMan]

He is literally us what do you expect

[@deadboot02]

@@WorcestershireBoneMan Kris goes by they/them.

[@samuelramirez4985]

Yep its perfect

[@dolliebitz3762]

@@WorcestershireBoneMan they.

[@huntermorris8308]

Kris: "Why does the entire community think I'm depressed? I didnt even do anything! I just-" _alarm clock going off in background_ Kris: "Excuse me for a moment, its that time again." _walks away and shuts a door_ _muffled soul removal noises and violent screaming_ _door opens and kris walks back_ Kris: "so anyways as I was saying..."

[@muhammadalifatha3178]

I'm about to do the same thing, but you know, my soul is black and I can't ripping it.

[@galegopaulista4564]

I don't know why, but I recently started thinking of Kris as a jokester.

[@muhammadalifatha3178]

@@galegopaulista4564 More like jester.

[@IceFrozenCutlass]

@@galegopaulista4564 I mean, Noelle did say that Kris is a prankster and a bit mean so yeah

[@fefek1]

Nahh Kris just hates the weird magical invisible thing that follows his soul around and controls his every move (you)

[@FunniWolf753]

Kris: "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but I'm asserting my authority by coming in anyway!" Flowey: "AHHH-" **BOOM**

[@algaesachel8551]

Kris: I found the moss Bridly: That’s actually algae Kris: you know I’m still going to eat it right.

[@banga-a-bang-a209]

Kris see’s Sans for the first time kris: IS THAT THE FUNNY BONE MAN!?

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@nahthegamer7818]

you are a person of culture as well

[@nahthegamer7818]

@@FluffyArtiste20 oh sorry i didnt know

[@shiny9690]

Lancer: "how do I win a battle?" Susie: "With an axe!" Ralsei: "With compassion!" Kris: "by reminding them that existence is temporary, resistance is futile, that nothing awaits them at the end but a cold, black, uncaring void, and that they're coming THAT much closer to that fate if they continue to fight you."

[@yolandalara-mazer6294]

MY GOD

[@ZombPlayyz]

Oh.... Ok! Thanks blue person! :P

[@ThatUndertaleNerd]

So if you die you go to the void with W.D Gaster-

[@Moonelle_Yippee]

Me: *has a sudden midlife crisis*

[@SarahAbramova]

...

[@simbapikachu4374]

Kris:knock: knock King spade: who's there Kris:banana King spade:banana who Kris:banana cadabra *yeet him* King spade:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@DuctedAndTaped]

Jevil: C'mon, you know you love me~ Kris: I would sell you to satan for one stale corn chip.

[@tysonchicken5458]

Revtrosity will not stop making this series until deltarune chapter two is released

[@OwlMask16]

*"Who are you to decide that, mortal?"* (I hope Rev doesn't stop making this series tho ;-;)

[@com9837]

So basically 3 years

[@Revtrosity]

Well...I think if more new characters come out of that, then it would encourage me to make more!

[@cupwasneverhere]

@@Revtrosity Do birdly next. Please.

[@asphaltfries6593]

@@cupwasneverhere Birdly doesn't deserve it.

[@ord1nar1ly]

*Lancer:* The person who coined the term "coined the term," coined the term. *Kris:* Get back in my very spacious pants hole, Lancer.

[@V_B_175]

"Very spacious pants hole" 🤔🤨😳

[@sanemero57butchromebook85]

@@V_B_175 that's what lancer called kris' pocket

[@TheStealthyOne6]

“Hey kids, eat your school, get 8 hours of veggies, stay in drugs, and don’t do sleep” My favorite quote here.

[@FanimationStudios-2007]

This is officially my canonical voice for Kris.... at least for whenever they actually talk

[@bongustheindestructible_6406]

Noelle: “Kris do you ever stop and wonder why we do the things we do for love? And Susie...” Kris: “I ripped my soul out last night and I purchased a knife from an ad I saw on TV.”

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@thevioletskull8158]

Noelle: *Shocked in horror*

[@Temmie_is_salt]

PLEASE ENTER THIS this is comedy gold

[@anartichoke_2260]

@@FluffyArtiste20 Shush

[@ufsans4236]

I love your pfp

[@topsbee]

Kris: *boiling water* "Jevil tell me a joke." Jevil: "ur mom" *both laugh* *Kris pulls gun on Jevil*

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Noelle: What are you doing? Kris: I’m making holy water. Noelle: How is that making holy water? Kris: I’m boiling the hell out of it. **Seinfeld theme plays**

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

And then Spamton comes in with his (RPG) and acquires the (Heart shaped object) of Kris to become (Hyperlink blocked)

[@jonahpalomo1713]

@@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind you know spamton uses [brackets] not (parentheses)

[@TheSpellKaster]

@JELLYIsBadAtUndertale cringe

[@MrNawzajem2137]

@@MisterJohnDoe Kris approved pun

[@spirit5121]

5:32 This is firm proof that screaming is a talent.

[@amberdragon_9299]

Kris: TAKE IT Flowey: Huh? STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME YOUR SOUL KRIS! PUT THAT BACK IN!

[@ViorbyX]

Kris: Why do you need to become a god if one soul is enough? Flowey: Oh... FINE, JUST DON'T GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!

[@muggyboi527]

Kris:*eating Moss* Ralsei: Kris no!- Kris:KRIS YES!

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@muggyboi527]

@@FluffyArtiste20 ah ok thank you for letting me know and I'm not new to this its just that i haven't seen any of their videos in a long time and i didn't knew this before but i only commented this so everyone and enjoy it even tho its most likely not gonna be in the video but thank you again for letting me know about this

[@dragonrider7649]

@@muggyboi527 Bro don't listen to songbird he's just a copypaster trying to ruin the fun of comments like these.

[@Haunted2077]

@@dragonrider7649 you copy pasted that reply.

[@dragonrider7649]

@@Haunted2077 Wait really if i did then I guess I didn't realize it thanks for letting me know.

[@blazethekat2458]

Raisel: "why am I alive" Kris: "you ain't" Stabs Raisel: "A" fades away

[@nahthegamer7818]

another haminations refrence

[@dravenhuffman]

Kris is hilarious, I love them

[@riot_thelucario2562]

Am I the only one that wants to hear more Susie content?

[@Soulstice.]

Am I a joke to you

[@cxxmert7451]

Sans: wanna meet my - Kris: Yes Sans: I didn't even finish- Kris : I don't Care I will meet this person Now!

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@donovanmahan2901]

sans: wait, does he... (checks science stuff) oh no.

[@Clipsy_dogg0]

Tp behind Kris* I came to destroy your world with a nuke

[@nudavid3718]

The Soul: "Give Ralsei another hug." Kris: "Dude, we've already given him 20." The Soul: "I JUST LIKE HIM A LOT, OKAY!?"

[@dumbgoateatingkids5890]

Yes

[@jammer_jammie_jam]

I like this a lot, but what voice would the soul have

[@ambush8262]

@@jammer_jammie_jam It should just be revstrosity

[@atomheart7907]

The soul: *kiss him he is your bf now.*

[@cjlite0210]

Ralsei: W-wow, Kris, I've never been hugged this much before uwu

[@Crow_bat]

2:45 amazing movie reference 👏

[@uilmalima8926]

Fun fact : Kris ripped out their soul 9 times in this video

[@Blitzifie]

Kris: "Well, At least I have friends!" Spamton: "AT LEAST I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!! Kris: *insert existential crisis here*

[@MrNawzajem2137]

a soul

[@cookietree2994]

Kris: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make them cry, burn them, and let their remains swim. Chara: We sell souls here, sir.

[@bejamigas1725]

Holy shit

[@gachajessandfriends3206]

Ahh yes another spongebob reference You I like you

[@broop-lynn2353]

Ok but make Chara Burgerpants and this is hilarious- its still hilarious either way tho

[@GuukanKitsune]

All of that is actual diner lingo. There is a video decoding what he ordered. Holy fuck that is a serious sandwich. It involves TWENTY SOMETHING patties, a lot of butter and cheese, grape jelly, and a lot of other things.

[@jessicaalvarado9720]

mre like: sir this is a wendy's

[@Sunrise_and_Moondrop_]

The Princess Bride: "Never challenge a SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *dies of poison* Ah, always a classic.....

[@Rheaverse_yt]

Sans: i already befrended your mom last ni- Kris: *uno reverse* Sans: jokes on you i dont have a mom! Kris :..what Sans: *internal crying*

[@galacticglitch4086]

Asriel: "Hey,Mom. Have things changed much around here?" Toriel: "Well..." Kris,sprinting out: *"AHAHAHAHAHAHAA I RIPPED OUT MY SOUL"* Asriel: *"I see they haven't."*

[@KrisDreemurrchipzeldj]

* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =) * Hi -_-

[@abandonedchanneI]

*frozen intensifies*

[@SkrunkyTheClown]

Saying a lot of things as Kris in reality: *10 Minutes Of Silence*

[@thatoneguynamedbeck]

Yes

[@nedstarr3506]

In those minutes of silence”NO”

[@CommunicationsOfficer535]

but he does speak

[@allegraanderson3436]

@@CommunicationsOfficer535 *they

[@allegraanderson3436]

Saying nothing as Kris

[@Kulkogo]

90% of this video is Kris screaming on the top of his lungs and I love it

[@randompersononytig]

I love how Kris has a deeper voice than Adachi during the speech

[@abhinavasivakumaran3227]

Revtrosity: How many jojo references do you want? Kris: YES! ALL OF THEM

[@allistairhock9825]

Wait! Is that a…JOJO REFERENCE?! No but seriously.

[@abhinavasivakumaran3227]

@@allistairhock9825 yes

[@nahthegamer7818]

@@abhinavasivakumaran3227 Oh my gosh

[@mental8547]

j

[@CoraCreates]

Same goes for asdfmovie references.

[@HauntedAnimations]

Kris after killing Jevil: “I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME” King spade: “Bonjur”

[@leonis96]

It's "bonjour", and nice one x)

[@addisonmcfarland8287]

Jevil:I CAN DO ANYTHING! Kris:Can you beat my gang? Jevil:...

[@user-si9cv5gi6h]

Kris: I am cheese Toriel: you are not cheese Kris: I AM F$&@%NG CHEESE

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

Noelle: Snow grave? I- I don’t know that spell? Kris (imitating Emperor Palpatine): Do it… DO IT!

[@slappybio1686]

No no its actually "DEWWIT"

[@r.m.b9675]

"Execute order chicken nugget "

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

Slap him into the deep freezer of corrupted deer girls

[@TheTrueJevil]

@@Oath_Of_The_Ancients i don't thinkthat means what you think it means.

[@niveth1]

turn him into a ice statue Noelle, he is our enemy. not our friend

[@dreammykittv9005]

jevil: do you ever just wanna **windows XP shutdown sound**

[@Alienator-999]

Kris: Y e s

[@nahthegamer7818]

me a minecrafter ima take the xp and be on my way

[@decaying_meat_lad]

@@nahthegamer7818 windows xp is a brand. I think your thinking of “exp”

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

@@decaying_meat_lad r/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

[@nahthegamer7818]

@@decaying_meat_lad its a joke bruh that why i said the exp not xp

[@tails230]

Ralsei: Face your troubles with optimism. Kris: I'm Super Depressed! :D

[@aynursarkaya824]

9:37 f*cking people gives that much joy?

[@neonlunarianwatchparty]

Susie: "Hey Ralsei, what does it mean to be a Lightner?" Ralsei: "Well you see-" Kris: "We are turning the lights on!" (turns on the lights)

[@tituswaugh4367]

**DISCORD LIGHT MODE INTENSIFIES**

[@greentheshinyumbreon1]

* @@tituswaugh4367 everyone in the area: *_"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"_* **disappears in the light**

[@simtheweirdone1646]

@@tituswaugh4367 *explodes into a thousand scattered lego blocks*

[@coolguyamron]

Sans: your mother huh? too late, I already "befriended" your mom last night Kris: .... Sans: uhh kid Kris: IM GONNA BREAK YOUR GODDAMN NICO NICO K N E E C A P S

[@TheBeast94YT]

Sans: But that’s not what I sa- **bone cracc** Sans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@matpat8723]

Sans:but what I meant was- Kris:"kills sans" Sans:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@LemonCuppy]

“Conicux cobicus. That is the spell that gives you corn. *shadows fill the area* …” “You have doomed us all” CORM

[@blndie908]

Watching this fills you with determination

[@Tasukichii]

Kris : “So… who’s the final boss?” Spamton, Queen, Jevil : “ME OF COURSE !” Gaster : *Gaster theme intensifies*

[@Somerandomguywholikesundertale]

how about king?

[@illuminatom]

King's a joke haha

[@Somerandomguywholikesundertale]

@@illuminatom well I guess your right

[@Axolotl720]

@@illuminatom king may be a joke but damn his song is a bop

[@Ravioactive09]

@@Somerandomguywholikesundertale You really want the hampster to be a final boss?? (There is legitimate evidence that king and Lancer are supposed to parallel hampsters.)

[@RD-tp4yp]

Flowey: It doesn’t matter how Negative something is. Just add “lol” and it’ll automatically become positive. For example: I want to die sans. LoL! Toriel: WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE. Flowey: Because I hate you all. LOL!

[@levanha3977]

Sorry but you put your joke at the wrong place dude

[@lytelost965]

@@levanha3977 but he's right tho.

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Please leave your suggestions in the SALOT announcement episodes. Otherwise they will not be noticed and used in the videos. This has been previously discussed as this problem arose quite often and Revtrosity was getting a bit tired of it. If you are new to the channel and his content, then watch the guide video he posted about this. Thank you and have a great day.

[@RD-tp4yp]

Note I have added this comment in the comments for SALOT 9

[@octosquid48]

1:14 or alternatively: Kris: we're gonna die! Ralsei: Oh, Kris, think positive! Kris: *we're gonna die QUICKLY!!!!!*

[@ghosty846]

Fully expected this to be 10 minutes of silence

[@mayjirita]

Kris: *giggles* Hey, Ralsei. Ralsei. Ralsei: Yes? Kris: *stifling laughter* Ralsei. Ralsei, say “amogus” backwards. Ralsei: Uhm... Sug... Sugoma? Kris: SUGOMA *NUTS!* Susie, in the background: GOTTEM!

[@crusaderofholyness2042]

Ralsei, putting on protection goggles: *With pleasure.*

[@Cuppachoccy]

@@crusaderofholyness2042 Kris: wait what the fu-

[@thatoneanimefan477]

Sans: Nice

[@Slantt]

@@crusaderofholyness2042 *shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick*

[@kingced741]

@@Slantt imphasis on fuckin

[@0RB1TSTUD10S]

* hears the don't forget song * "oh looks like video is ending" * checks the amount of time left * " *WAAAAAIT A MINUTE HERE* "

[@V_B_175]

Lmfao

[@BethesdaCakeDelivery]

As soon as i see "Vriska Serket" I about died

[@user-nb8su3om6k]

Jevil: Hits Kris Kris: Takes no damage because he does't have a soul Jevil: how did you- Kris: I AM ALREADY DEAD YOU CANNOT KILL ME

[@VestedUTuber]

"Never challenge a Sicillian when death is on the line!" _proceeds to play 2. c3_