Big surprise, when the Solar Eclipse happened, Flat-Earther's continued to claim that it's bullshit. Flat-Earther's are like those dudes who say something is impossible, and then is proven wrong but they reply with, "Nah, shit's fake."
@natetuimaseve74267 жыл бұрын
You mean Woolie?
@awsomeDualshock7 жыл бұрын
No, more Pat.
@Bizarrejoe7 жыл бұрын
nigga you can see it in the sky, how can it be fake?
@DaSquareful6 жыл бұрын
Bizarre Joe its a giant government funded pizza dish.
@Xandy7436 жыл бұрын
Pat: "The eclipse is just the moon teleporting in front of the sun."
@SuperZergMan7 жыл бұрын
Why would NASA even lie about the earth being flat? Like, what do they even get out of it?
@alucardyoici6 жыл бұрын
stop poachers from trying to kill the giant turtle
@RipOffProductionsLLC6 жыл бұрын
because round earth contradicts the Biblical description of the Pillars of the Earth and the waters above being held by the Firmament, therefore the idea of a spherical Earth is used to undermine people's faith in God.... or if you're a Flat-Eather who isn't also a religious nutter as well, NASA and other space programs are just money laundering schemes for their governments that need to lie of Earth being a sphere in space in order to convince people that there is an outer space that exists at all in order to justify the existence of a super expensive program that is actually a just putting money in the pockets of the elite...
@mikekazz53536 жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe where the Earth is flat, "Then how is Atlas holding up a coin on his back, it has to be a globe."
@saturnus4236 жыл бұрын
BE CUZ GOVERBNEMT IS EVILE
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
I think it’s literally just to prove that the government has control over you and what you think. That’s the only possible explanation I can think of.
@MrSkerpentine6 жыл бұрын
It's not the whole "earth being flat" thing that makes me hate flat earthers. You can somewhat tell where they're coming from. It's the whole "every single proven fact about the universe and every major event in world history was made up by the government to control us" thing that removes all credibility
@ChrisPoindexter984 жыл бұрын
I slowly but surely have lost all patience with conspiracy theories and, as part of and directly linked and related to those, pseudosciences; *_mostly_* from people of an educational background, perceived IQ, and mental age where it's inexcusable for them to believe it and let their emotions guide their brain in such a baffling way. Falsifiability, Occam's Razor, and scientific methods mean nothing to these people; they are in dangerous levels of denial *and likely* mentally ill in some way, whether through illusory pattern perception, confirmation bias, or other fallacies; some of these _people_ may even *have* a mental illness *causing* the aformentioned perception, seeing connections where there are none yet not channeling them through art and language via fiction or other healthier outlets, but conflating them with physical reality. They need serious help and a wake up call, because they almost exclusively just drag humanity down, fill an already nearly-infinitely packed World Wide Web with more useless false-truths, and make things worse for about everything and nearly everyone else.
@Sitruk862 жыл бұрын
i mean. thats exactly what Copernicus said about his government. its all bullshit, don't believe their lies.
@smokinbonez4207 жыл бұрын
i work with a really like zealous flat earther and he did in fact stare at the eclipse today. I haven't heard from him since it happened seeing as how his eyes are probably liquid lmao
@miscmer80307 жыл бұрын
Please, for the love of God, keep us updated.
@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo40927 жыл бұрын
Jade Wukong I *need* to know
@smokinbonez4207 жыл бұрын
Yeah that guy is now legally blind in both eyes and doesn't work with me anymore lmao. I hope his new blind life is as fruitfull as his flat earth life
@smokinbonez4207 жыл бұрын
Mal Nexus realer than the downforce my friend
@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo40927 жыл бұрын
Jade Wukong I know I shouldn't take joy that someone was *literally* blinded by their stupidity, but, fuck it. I do. Know way to many flat earthers who are infuriating is all hell. I'm so happy right now.
@crazyinsane5007 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think the flat earthers would accuse NASA of using spacebound satellites shooting lasers directly into peoples' eyeholes.
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
crazyinsane500 they can't, because they also often believe in the firmament, which is a crystal dome that functions as the sky. so, depending on what version they believe, space either doesn't exist or is an endless abyss of water.
@CaptainSexay7 жыл бұрын
a laser shot from space directly into my eye would be the sickest trickshot ever. I wouldnt even be mad
@conan20967 жыл бұрын
i shall stand here and stare at the sun, if only i could be so grossly incandescent!
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
el bastardo to be fair, that sun wasn't actually real and solaire's undead so it wouldn't matter if it was.
@totaldestruction1527 жыл бұрын
Lol. I imagine somebody trying to stop a flat earther from looking into the sun, but then they think "It's better this way" and let them do it.
@Abdega7 жыл бұрын
The flat-earth movement has to be the most elaborate troll
@dragonknight15607 жыл бұрын
The Fire Nation is about to lose due to the eclipse, Aang and allies are about to win... AND THEN Griffin appears, becomes a demon bird-like god and be like "This was all my plan!" ... AND THEN DIO IS LIKE: ''WRRYYYY!!! Fool! You think all of this was your plan but it was I, DIO!"
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
..........AND THEN Kenshiro shows up and ends DIO with a thousand crack fists and everyone loses their shit.
@Detective_Bonghits7 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Griffin, nice try pleb
@lunasmith93677 жыл бұрын
"The Earth is flat- you just gotta look around!" Oh the irony
@majix1016 жыл бұрын
Matt's Fire Nation, eclipse joke is one of his best.
@AngryHomunculus2 жыл бұрын
Yeah every now and again I listen to this but just for this joke
@luckytiger47797 жыл бұрын
Wait why is Matt's skull red?
@jamg257 жыл бұрын
Lucky Tiger Congrats, you are the first one to ask this question. The answer? It's because on this podcast, Matt wore a hat with a red punisher logo and Woolie dyed his hair blond.
@lancetlo7 жыл бұрын
He is evolving
@TheOtogi7 жыл бұрын
Matt became part of the Thunderbolts. It's part of his atonement.
@drs49837 жыл бұрын
Hail Hydra
@jaymoneyyy1106 жыл бұрын
YOu mean orange
@fistoftheworldking38346 жыл бұрын
Anything can be believed if you're creative enough.
@cosplayingchao4 жыл бұрын
I just watched that episode of Avatar today, of course this was recommended to me
@inaccurateprophecy89717 жыл бұрын
Why does Matt's skull look like the Rando mask from LISA?
@jamg257 жыл бұрын
I paint it red because that podcast he wore a red punisher logo Cap.
@joeysingingchannel6 жыл бұрын
Hey! We tall-Patters will not have our views mocked!
@ledzeppelinfan10015 жыл бұрын
I thought this was flat earthers vs the God Hand or some shit
@Taiyou944 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant gene from god hand
@GodsRighthandman6 ай бұрын
here from 2024, it was quite cool.
@chriskoloski326 жыл бұрын
i had to look at the eclipse using my phones selfi camera while i looked at the ground
@canadanionerdo54346 жыл бұрын
I always fun it funny when Whooile goes full into like and repeat himself combo
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
Wow how did that guy from the 70s fucked that up
@attackofthecopyrightbots6 жыл бұрын
expect me back at 2024
@elevate072 жыл бұрын
2 more years bro
@yuphine90017 жыл бұрын
Pat isn’t tall!
@aprilborn199x7 жыл бұрын
Omg this shit is fantastic!!!!
@innocentsin62066 жыл бұрын
Other than being wrong, what do flat-earthers do? I don't see why people care about these guys.
@joeysingingchannel6 жыл бұрын
They've become something of a focal point on mankind's, and especially America's ignorance towards most matters. In a bed of nails of stupidity, their nail seems to poke up a little higher than others for most people. They are also people that can be counted on to disbelieve a number of things other people take for granted as fact.
@melonboi9276 жыл бұрын
The demons did come we barely survived I would like you to not joke about this it offends me