SBFC228 - Woolie Proposes in New Zealand

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

Woolie "It's Just Chemicals" Madden, lets his chemicals take over.

[@Osmostrix]

Good. I can feel your chemicals. Strike me down with all of your chemicals, and your journey to the dark-side will be complete!

[@ColdNorth0628]

He is also known as "Woolie the pie stealing liar"so he can say just chemicals but now it is a lie.

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in the brain they are chemicals. Will you fight or will you perish like a dog?

[@NecoLumi]

Pat aggressively sweats as two of the zaibatsu are married men.

[@1wayroad935]

Is this the real reason why Liam left?

[@Chagogo]

Responsibility is closing in around him.

[@dirvushhh7398]

1Way Road most likely

[@paradocks23]

If you've heard of that show Mob Wives, I fully expect something like that. It will be 100% only it will be more terrifying because they'll have actual videogame weapons covered in real victim blood. We won't know whose blood it is or was, but it belongs to the cosplay now.

[@JeedyJay]

Every time this comes up when Pat and Paige are streaming, he starts mugging at her and she gets uneasy. I don't think Pat's the one who's holding out.

[@paradocks23]

I feel like it would fit super well if Pat proposed to Paige by giving her a ring wrapped in the ham from the middle of the sandwich.

[@Znijik]

Paige: WHERE'S THE RING PAT?!? I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!!! Pat: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU BLIND WOMAN!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?!? Paige: PAAAAaaaaaAAAAT!!! Pat: Look! I'm telling you it's right there! Don't eat that part! Paige: (eats the ring) (starts laughing, crying, and choking all at once as she realizes her mistake) Pat: I TOLD YOU SO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! (saves Paige) So are you gonna marry me or what? Paige: Oh my god! How rude! ... Yes. Yes I will. Pat: I did the big doing it! And the kiss on their wedding day somehow killed Crazy Talk, and Pat got to experience being right for the rest of his life.

[@KyleKatarn145]

This is 100% accurate to how this event would go down.

[@adrianshephard6321]

All of this live on Stream somehow, somewhere...

[@TheRiverNyx]

Fuck the ring, Pat should propose with just the ham

[@lastgengamers1137]

holy shit That was too fucking funny. Sad part is it would be spot on

[@KurstKensei]

I like how Matt got really real about proposing and his fear and then his best friends just laughed at him XD

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Kaiden Krueger they laugh because they know the pain

[@Znijik]

But would this have still happened if Woolie DIDN'T choose Marvel v.s. Capcom 3?

[@lightkon1477]

ALTERNATE TIMELINES! now is this the canon timeline or is this the dark one?

[@malikoniousjoe]

Christopher Verceles Did you hear that story he just told? This is clearly the best ending timeline

[@JRSanchez93]

If you take the first picture of woolie but edit his fiance out, make the sky red, the clouds black and maybe edit in that one Naruto kimono. That's the dark timeline.

[@atomic4939]

You go Woolie! Defeat those chemicals!

[@NecoLumi]

Again, big congratulations to our local Pillarman for this wonderful event!

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

*[pillar man music intensifies]*

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Quick question: what is Woolie's Stand? Because some people have already determined that his wife's Stand is *[ MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ],* yet I still don't know what Woolie uses.

[@hollowarkangel]

it would be called something like "slow ride" and it'll make every mundane or simple task or goal take longer then it needs to. btw just spitballing that

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

[RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE] i think i heard on a really old podcast

[@Rushninja93]

MagnusPrimeZ he said this one in the JJBA episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs

[@sketchywest1176]

Owaie ma stando, [Cherry Pie]!

[@harlannguyen4048]

What would [ MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ]'s power be anyway?

[@joycehayes1454]

Matt "No one wants... to marry... this, What am I doing here?" aw matt :(

[@thugishere6629]

joyce hayes mobley ikr I used to say that a lot

[@IsThatBarrak]

Wanted to hug Matt when he said that T-T Even though I have a gf of 3 years I also still feel the way he did

[@joeschmoe1514]

Joyce Hayes relatable :(

[@milesedgeworth132]

He's not here anymore

[@unclebayou53]

Man, Daigo's gonna heartbroken.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Is that why he likes Evil Ryu? Because it represents his pain and hatred?

[@zeterzero4356]

Congrats Woolie. God bless your holy matrimony and many hours of snoo-snoo. Sweet sweet snoo-snoo.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

No longer does he have to worry about the evils of pre-marital sex!

[@RhysClark97]

now comes the real horror...post marital sex

[@RhysClark97]

Woolie finally stole the best pie there is

[@CommanderSqueaks]

I can't just gleam over Matt's super somber statement. "What am I doing here. No one wants to marry 'this'." I want to hug him so fucking hard after hearing that.

[@loruapollo6634]

I can't believe Woolie got fucking rejected. RIP -Chemicals weren't strong enough- . Now seriously I'm happy things are going well for him

[@GraveRoda]

Wait till she invites him to her family's party and they try to take his body. Seriously though, congrats Woolie.

[@agentrevenge3370]

Congratulations Woolie.

[@DH2007able]

I feel like Pat’s just gonna propose from the other side of the bathroom door.

[@Semilion]

If he does that during her stream, that would be fucking awesome.

[@dekuskrub2154]

The suicide *WILL* be live

[@justanobadi6655]

will it be live-streamed on twitch?

[@alovekok9044]

I don't get it

[@xIRVEEx]

You could say Woolie stole her PIE

[@vae1834]

IRVEE And ate it right afterwards.

[@mezeporta]

You could say Woolie gave her a creampie

[@tzera_rhuon]

Woolie spends 24 episodes to get off Taris and 40 minutes not clarifying what he is talking about, I appreciate Pat calling him out. It should have been very easy to say within the first 30 seconds 'I proposed.' That said, congratulations Woolie.

[@magnumbadguy9354]

5:23 aww Maaaat such a sweet boy. But big congratulations to best boy Woolie

[@shadowrunner4620]

"...I looked down at myself, without a shirt on, and said to myself: 'Nobody wants to marry this."Oh God, the feel on that is so real. I know how that feels.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Fuuuuck dude, that hits a bit too close to home.

[@RhysClark97]

5:25 someone give him a hug i feel bad

[@hathbeenslain]

Hearing people say "Toronto" always makes me smile a bit because everyone here always calls it "Torono". Also congrats Woolie!

[@tzera_rhuon]

Risen Demon OMG seriously, I call it Tronno. 😄

[@franciscoc905]

That’s why you always want to be the first one in your friend group to propose, so that you’re not the last and have to compete on one upping the other proposals

[@milesedgeworth132]

I think it's worse to regret how you proposed. Pat doesn't have to worry about that though since he's gonna marry Paige 5 times after 4 divorces.

[@lastgengamers1137]

Well they cant do that to elmo.

[@BonnieBoestar]

Woolie's girlfriends does not look like me. But she looks exactly ENOUGH like me to make me think, for about 1/100th of a second, that Woolie somehow had a picture with me.

[@furyberserk]

I think she's the lucky one for getting a guy with green hair. Everyone wants to marry an anime character. ...for real....

[@MantraMan2077]

Woolie pulled a JoJo on us. No onscreen romantic development, just fucked off to a foreign country, came back saying "OH BY THE WAY I'M ENGAGED NOW." For fucks sake Zaibatsu Araki, let us see some romantic tension every now and then.

[@222CBK222]

I have an idea for Pat's proposal! Take Paige to somewhere known for having delicious sandwiches like Italy for instance, place the ring in the sandwich and take her somewhere monumental like the Colosseum or something and then offer her the sandwich, (either she or Pat can make mention of this next part) offering JUST the ham. Open the sandwich and await her answer. It's sweet, funny and an inside-ish joke that they understand and it would quite literally sum up their interesting relationship. P.S: Make sure she doesn't EAT the sandwich until the ring is removed.

[@J_Themborn]

Woolie let his chemicals tell him to enact the hoo man bonding ritual I can't wait for all the comments in the wedding video the meme will be at its apex.

[@lotuspurple6]

The angle of the picture, it looked like the Fiancee had a beard. It freaked me out. Very happy for you though Woolly-Woolz

[@RazgrizStraitz]

*THE CHRONICLES OF WOOLIO. All these years! Still with PunchMom! Congrats to Woolie!*

[@knightofmobius6777]

Now its your turn Pat. Paige is waiting....XD. Congrats woolie : D

[@RhysClark97]

but with paige's bad eyes and patt's small stature if he gets down on one knee she will lose him forever

[@ChetManley1]

True, but all you need to fix that is a stepladder and a visit to an optometrist.

[@knightofmobius6777]

Rhys Clark Film & Media XD

[@knightofmobius6777]

Chet Manley 93 I'm sure they'll work it out. And when they do, the Wifebatsu will be complete

[@D-kun4]

Actually Pat is waiting on Paige. She REFUSES to even speak about marriage.

[@MegaRazor619]

I'm happy for this internet person

[@thirdeye9698]

I’m here from the future to make no one aware that Woolie’s chemicals finally got to him!

[@Darkryu256]

FUTUUUURE

[@balrogdahomie]

Woolie, the problem with the chemical thing isn’t that we think it’s “not beautiful”. It’s that it’s incompatible with the idea of free will, which a lot of us don’t like thinking about.

[@_Sage967_]

no its not. as long as more than one chemical is involved random shit can happen and id call that unpredictability free will

[@balrogdahomie]

Sage967 Arrow of time, Brownian motion, etc. explains that. The way those multiple chemicals move and react was predetermined; the only truly random thing in the universe (to my knowledge) is radioactive decay. If you were a godlike being that could know the precise direction, momentum, etc. of every particle in a human brain, it becomes clear that we are the direct result of predictable interactions. Like clockwork.

[@DaywalkerNL94]

But the chemicals are still yours...

[@pixelsheep3443]

Also them quantum mechanics, arrow of time be damned.

[@balrogdahomie]

Dr Caramel ownership as a concept is irrelevant if we’re all chemical clockwork

[@Gojiro7]

Dont worry Pat, you'll never have to deal with finding the perfect moment to propose.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

This is like literally the first ime I ever saw woolie's girlfriend. We hear from her on streams like when woolie played pokken but never seen her face. Finally˜

[@BlxckBaron]

sokumo tanaka look at the woolie vs. Japan vlog. She is more visible in that

[@RoastedPheasant]

7:25 I SERIOUSLY DIDNT MEAN TO PUT THE PROPOSAL CELEBRATION ON THE MVC3 VIDEO PICTURE. IT WAS JUST THE MOST ACCESSIBLE HEADSHOT FOR THE POSTER. DAMMIT.

[@goodninji8]

My big not-African pie-consuming liar is a family man now. ;-;

[@redzeppelin6]

Pat should just do it on stream. I feel it would be fitting for them. It just feels right.

[@AFlyingTaco1]

Our little Swampert's all grown up. Now we just have to wait for the Man-Baby and the Trifecta will be complete.

[@tatted_gimli]

So pat is the only one left

[@Dirtyboots3strikes]

Congrats, Wools!

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Just chemicals, huh woolie?

[@SinnerBeta]

We all need to send Woolie superman shirts for his wedding gift.

[@TieDef]

WHEN'S WEDIN?!

[@royalpriesthood_8032]

Damn it Woolie. Just damn it.

[@AgressiveMonkee]

Our lil Darlington is all grown up

[@maninredhelm]

Solid work on dispelling the plaid shirt stereotype, guys. And was it really necessary to chop down ALL of New Zealand's trees for your proposal?? (But congrats, seriously.)

[@lbspud7379]

Why does woolies wife have a beard in the first pic

[@WolfAnge23]

Let's get real Pat will self replicate or his soul will transfer to skelmo and he will bide his time and have his chuckie moment

[@DarkZholt]

Now what? Will Paige propose to Pat at a castle or in space?

[@alovekok9044]

DarkZholt back in time?

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Yeah your right Pat, you better start thinking about cool ways to propose since the bar has been set so high. Unless you wanna be the only guy in the group to technically not be hitched, even though your already living together with Paige.

[@KasperianMagnol]

How did Woolie get pat in the suitcase if he was doing a whole Hobbit thing?

[@Ookler]

Woolie in middleearth

[@elijahnakumura4375]

YYEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHH

[@pumpkinhill4570]

So when's the wedding? It's been like two and a half years now?

[@PvEGamingChannel]

just a while ago

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

time to take a second look at the catherine lp come on people what are you doing

[@Agent_Cobalt]

Wait, woolie proposed to New Zealand?

[@HolyHadou]

Congrats Woolie. Shine proper with your Proverbs 18:22

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

time to post all the catherine marriage quotes......

[@Webeteam]

What the hell! I live hear the places Woolie went to :

[@night1952]

I don't see how love being a reaction of chemicals in your brain makes it less romantic. It's just how the brain works, if anything it makes it more real than thinking it's just a concept.

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

Proposal power up GET!

[@shershahad2152]

Woolie FINALLY has someone who can steal pies from him that isnt kaysen

[@cruizer54]

Soooooo its pats turn soon :P

[@adrianshephard6321]

Now that Woolie raises the bar, Pat now has to propose to Paige on Tokyo Tower, while on fire..

[@gantua283]

It would have been so funny if Woolie Filmed a fake rejection that ended like the Scorpions MK4 ending.

[@Inari_the_Fox]

Wow they look really Canadian.

[@doesntno]

to add to that idea of making a fake video where she says no. There always the obligatory GTA V style WASTED as Woolie lies on the ground looking dead and ready for a chalk outline to be drawn around him. I dunno about yall but that would've gotten a smile and a nod of approval from me.

[@MrGMoney1944]

That shadow makes her look like she had a beard. I'm such an asshole.

[@Doubleaamon007]

Wait did she actually say no to his proposal or were they joking

[@CatsOfSpades]

Oh, she accepted his proposal. They were just joking about how fucked up it would be if she said no. :3

[@K7O9W13]

i'm not going to make comments about woolie liaison...

[@Horsaz]

Don't worry Pat. Haven't you heard the story of how Ethan Klein proposed to Hila?

[@DragoSpawn]

Looks like she has a beard in that pic

[@ryansch682]

Not gonna lie, the first picture looked like a dude with a chinstrap, and I thought Woolie was gay

[@jaymoneyyy110]

Ew why New Zealand?

[@AlfredoTaken]

Helel Alexander Because it's a good time? Or it's their choice where they want to go on vacation?

[@Dasvaun]

Because why wouldn't you propose to someone 10 feet from where they probably shot LOTR?