Battle for Crete - Black Grail (Nurgle) Vs New Antioch (Stormgiant) (TC Battle Report Story)

[@TheIconicHat]

OUT OF NO WHERE FOLKS HERE COMES THE LION OF JABIR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

[@arwidsson3676]

OH MY GOD! WHERE DID HE GET THAT STEEL CHAIR?? HE'S CLIMBING ON THE STAGE WITH IT AND OOOOOOOH

[@VarangianGuard13]

​@@arwidsson3676HE'S CLIMBING THE CAGE! THE STEEL CHAIR IS UP, HE'S ASCENDING LIKE AN ANGEL OF WAR! HE'S COMING DOWN! OHHH! MERCIFUL CHRIST! A STEEL CHAIR FOR THE HERETICS!

[@phantimon6175]

BY GOD!

[@jakem8280]

I hope TC gets big enough to get its own novels like 40k

[@davidkoresh8933]

It’s in the works

[@dustinnabil798]

@@davidkoresh8933 Noice

[@doibantikov2486]

Bro I would literally write them one for free just to secure it's success.

[@erikarcher1869]

I'm jumping all over that as soon as it happens.

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

_"Blubbermaw! CRANK DAT!"_

[@willpenn966]

Lovely report! Tye visuals were a little hard to follow, but definitely an improvement over none. Any chance of a post game wrap up? Lore breaking or not it would be really cool to see a casualty and wounded list for both sides, and a point breakdown for the game.

[@FulloutPostal]

I second the request for a postgame tally!

[@ha2vard27]

I love this type of battle report. Keep up hhe good work.

[@diamondmetal3062]

I like the fucked up little limericks you made for the Black Grail forces. Really goes the extra mile to show how cruel they are.

[@firstoffproductions1462]

Wait a minute, I recognize that tank. It's a Caiovan Cullen Predator Mk. III Super Heavy Tank with a 75mm gun and 2 grenade launchers. What's one of Callahan's finest doing here and not turning collie southerners into red mist in Southern Caiova?

[@vivi209]

its a 94.5mm gun btw

[@cosmictsunami]

Im so new to tabletopping, but let me say that the way youve mixed narrative into this battle report is by far my favorite new genre of KZbin

[@chrisbrown8381]

First one I’ve listened to and absolutely love it. Listened to it like an audio book! Love your take on lore also! Hope you have a great day

[@scannerbarkly]

Thank you! You too!

[@FulloutPostal]

I approve the visualization! tho the constant, rapid movement of 4(?) handcursors is a bit distracting, same as the popups of, for the viewer unrelated, windows the camera movement during round 1 and into 2 is a bit too much, but calms down well later on this is certainly an improvement over just voice but needs to be cleaned up a bit ;) can't wait for the next one to hopefully provide more(?) constructive(?!) feedback :)

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Cute use of the Cullen Predator from Foxhole, btw.

[@alexp2733]

i like the super heavy warden tank

[@halosammy14]

Late reply, but a few months of playtesting later make it clear what went wrong with New Antioch for Stormgiant. They weren’t exploiting fireteams enough to focus down on singular enemies. As soon as the Black Grail managed to create isolated pockets of fighting, it was over.

[@maxkummel1074]

Ok, i Start slowly to feal sorry for stormgiant (he probebly lose becouse his firing line wasn't in a good Position and he tryed to flank with to less man overall wich Resultat in a prety splitten group. Maby try next time to use your assult trooper as guard for the rest of your infantry and keep em closer together to form an Singular schwerpunkt).

[@jimothybilliams8960]

Lord knows these new antioch men need some help, theyre going through it

[@jamesnugent6451]

. . . Is that the warden SHT from foxhole? 2:24

[@jarnol2163]

Yep, glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@domka3422]

it turns out colonials do eat babies after all, huh

[@ultrasquid7901]

I enjoyed that !

[@Krazy8ts]

Very nicely done TTS map. Did you get all the assets off the steam workshop?

[@toi_techno]

Deadly

[@scannerbarkly]

Thank you so much for the Super! Sorry I missed it at the time, I have been recovering from Covid. lol

[@vivi209]

IS THAT THE CULLEN PREDATOR FROM FOXHOLE IN THE THUMBMAIL ????????

[@dustinnabil798]

Of course the black grail player's name is Nurgle lol

[@gobirds2430]

I love the new maps!

[@yeakeltonyeah7493]

Hurdy-gurdy!!

[@raisinbran4989]

Oh my God give these dudes a fucking break

[@Kankan_Mahadi]

*Hail Nurgle~*

[@phantimon6175]

can someone make a video of that shanty?

[@christianhdzm]

What does the urn with ashes do?

[@andycoutts517]

What program is this?

[@definitlyEgirl-safetf2]

The tank is from foxhole lol

[@scarecrow2097]

I don't know if I should call this lore accurate or painfully unbalanced xD

[@ItWasSaucerShaped]

it's waaaaayy unbalanced, but that's what a beta is for in fairness, necromunda & mordheim are also incredibly unbalanced but super fun anyway, and arguably it is better for the designer (to some extent) to leave balance up to good faith players in a narrative-focused skirmish game instead of getting into the endless cycles of nerfs and buffs and banlists and etc etc etc that plague every game trying to achieve 'balance' but never getting there anyway all that those 'balance' passes ever do is invalidate your books and force you into a land of constant FAQ updates

[@SoftBunnyMommy]

What program is this that? Interesting

[@lucasclear3332]

Table top simulator

[@SoftBunnyMommy]

@@lucasclear3332 thank you!

[@versace6609]

Is this a render or is this map from a game ?

[@kommandantduncan1693]

Looks like Table Top Simulator

[@alessandrostellini-o4s]

Mmm New Antioch same pretty lame and bad. Its very soon but the game same not balanced at all.

[@sorcererberoll4641]

It is just regular people vs demons it weren’t ever going to be balanced

[@scannerbarkly]

Why not? In the rules, they would have been forcing morale checks and had 6 to 7 models off the table. All of the matches we've played this week have been rough one way or the other because this scenario from the scenario builder is just a bad combo.

[@alessandrostellini-o4s]

@@sorcererberoll4641 this is a very bad answer, you can follow the lore but a game need balance! Why playing an unbalaced game?

[@alessandrostellini-o4s]

@@scannerbarkly OH! This, this is an answer! Thanks and good work! I'm waiting for more content.

[@raggedy3759]

​@scannerbarkly I think it was definitely a scenario problem rather than a game balance problem. Antioch having to attack while also being outnumbered is not fair at all

[@raisinbran4989]

Oh my God give these dudes a fucking break