Scary Encounter With Cannibal Tribe!

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[@RealLoneRonin]

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[@aishi_rei]

Cult/ure

[@MRF-115]

Why not bring a gun? I've done it before in many Jungles/Forrests around the world

[@quwanawhite1659]

Full of shiiiir

[@spindarella]

😮

[@TravisTracey]

😊😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@skilla10101]

The scariest thing to see in the jungle...is a group of humans.

[@Jamal2.00]

😳

[@dzekewongkarlson]

soo true!!

[@theunclethatdoesnttouchyou]

​@jmgonzales7701 It helps no one to dehumanize.

[@alturner4234]

A group of humans that live there and you weren't invited

[@getawaycar23]

@@theunclethatdoesnttouchyouhe’s the beast probably

[@arswap4361]

These AI pictures are straight nightmare fuel💀

[@tag5846]

FACTS

[@bernalesjames9110]

Kanye West for President❤

[@blackairforcepowerscaling5049]

Thank you for commenting this

[@TheReallJJ815]

Agreed but ok

[@el_chapos_supplier]

ikr😂

[@chrisdee5032]

"All my food got wet" So did theirs!

[@Ziggy1616]

How does this not have more likes😂

[@karentelling7746]

😂😂😂

[@karenkelly7907]

😮

[@Floppy-BrawlStars]

🥶🥶

[@kornkat]

😂😂😂

As he was running away like a maniac, the tribe was yelling from behind: "Hey! Come back! We found your wallet!"

[@missfreshair]

😅

[@crystailmoniquesmith8088]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@georginajones5821]

Hahahaha

[@ochinijiny]

😂😂😂 u break my nervous after seeing this video

@@ochinijiny glad i could help :)

[@jackepong6300]

Steve Irwin: People are scarier than animals because they try to be your friend first.

[@dawidm08277]

Yes🐊💚

[@OXUK1998]

Real shit

[@austinwattler5226]

So True -

[@misteryoung1934]

Only stupid people are scary. Smart people can reason with each other. Stupid people will get scared and do something stupid. How is this story worse than settlers showing up and murdering everyone?

[@coredadventure1]

I don't know coyotes do that with dogs they try to befriend them then they take him back to the pack and they tear him up

[@jev8196]

Plot twist - they watched him run off, shrugged, & then sat back down to resume their game of checkers

[@KatieDeGo]

Probably exactly what happened. There's a lot of tribes out there and unless he's some cultural anthropologist (not correct term, I don't think, but you get the idea) he would have a difficult time telling them apart from a 20 second glimpse.

[@JoeBuck-uc3bl]

Yeah there are so many of them. My favorite is A Tribe Called Quest.

[@mangouncut5986]

Nah it was just the naked and afraid cast they were like no one else is meant to be here

[@MarshaLeeMarsh]

😂😂

[@TavsWorld]

@@KatieDeGoYou go to Africa stumble upon a tribe and test that theory

[@LonnieLovely]

I can't even run for 3 minutes. This man ran for 3 hours. I need to get my life together

[@xander5516]

When your life is on the line, you will run until you collapse to the ground

[@marissarose1667]

⁠@@xander55165 min tops, then I’m dinner 🤷‍♀️

[@elcorcho3p]

yes

[@elcorcho3p]

​@@xander5516your missing the point, if you never run you won't have the endurance as this guy

[@Namelesslyroaming]

​@@elcorcho3padrenaline work Hard boy

[@jamesjones9104]

they were just going to ask him about his extended car warranty lol

[@lisapalmeno4488]

😂😂😂

[@Stan.S9]

When that adrenaline kicks in,you better use it wisely and not panic....thats nature giving 1 last boost to survive.

[@crusaderronnoc3772]

Not nature, that’s God

[@Stan.S9]

@@crusaderronnoc3772 same thing....different words.

[@ojgalambos7836]

Thank you

[@paulamiller8376]

Well said ny friend

[@tikket10]

​@@crusaderronnoc3772cringe ahh believer, its nature and it evolved to be this way

[@SoulHypnotic]

Animals let you know your in danger before they kill you humans make you feel like your safe among friends before they kill you.

[@nl5476]

😂❤

[@thepanther543]

Moral of this story why were you even there???

[@mindpower1933]

@@thepanther543 EXACTLY

[@psyvera225]

A jaguar pouncing out of the tree on your neck from behind doesn't let you know...

[@callumfinlayson-palmer8393]

​@@psyvera225well you would know your in danger if you foresaw the ambush

[@Randomstuff93551]

I F*cking sh*t myself when i got jumpscared by the opening image

[@tlbirdsong1]

Whole new meaning for "fast food"

[@Balka29]

Who the hell this got only 20 likes 😂 it needs to be more

[@marcodipietro8835]

underrated af

[@realmanchubs]

XD

[@ultrainstinctshaggy9275]

The cannibals: “Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”

[@kraftynightmare69]

Also The cannibals: "Scratch that, come here boy, let's see what you've been eating mf"

[@Viso333]

​@@kraftynightmare69 this is a cap. Native american people are not much of a cannibals😂😂😂 Its not borneo or papua or what ever.

[@kraftynightmare69]

@@Viso333 I doesn't matter if it's not true, it's just a joke man XD

[@doraholton6958]

We got cannabels in America too. They're feral people living in Government National Parks & Forrests!

[@notofficialpickles507]

​@@Viso333Where did you get your info from that this is happening in america? I know where this is happening because it got mentioned in another video. This is in a Papua where the natives Are known for that.

[@Cat-mv6il]

“Who the fuck is that weirdo” “Beats me” “Is he a threat” “I dunno man he’s just.. standing there”

[@emperor_cutiebal]

menacingly

[@jangofett9782]

@@emperor_cutiebal Fuck, you beat me to it

[@roadrunnerbefore9403]

hahaha ha!!!

[@emperor_cutiebal]

@@jangofett9782 good

[@DanielSMV805]

"yeah he's... Oh there he goes"

[@Royale5600]

As he was running away they were chasing rim yelling “ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWITCH YOUR CABLE PROVIDER TO COMCAST XFINITY”

[@lj5190]

This is why I don’t leave my house.

[@chriss4563]

Wow that is just sad

[@lj5190]

@@chriss4563 I was being sarcastic.

[@stephanieosborne4623]

😂😂😂

[@engelberthkroeger6817]

Lol

[@unitynofear7758]

Tribesmen: "I don't eat fast food."

[@1313Lidia1]

😂😂😂

[@theresakersey2260]

Hilarious they are wise I don’t eat that white fast food you be shitting for weeks😂😂😂😂

[@david672]

My dad laughed hard at this 🤣😩

[@christansdad]

I see what you did there. Well played.

[@JoseJuan919]

😂

[@carlosegonzalez678]

Fear is a hell of a drug.

[@ettorebugatti9354]

Adrenaline, not fear.

[@bruceolga3644]

Ewe huemans are addicted to F.EAR.....👁️

[@suave__]

@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear

[@burrobirra1081]

​@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear

[@gman116lop]

@@ettorebugatti9354same thing said differently

[@beowulf555]

The tribe on the beach: We thought we would invite him to our BBQ party. Why is he running?!😂

[@lukebell7131]

He ran straight to the studio to tell this story

[@seekay9815]

Yo, that cannibal AI art is terrifying. Especially the first one

[@Harvxey]

Do you know where I could find those photos to save?

[@k7l3rworkman97]

Right? Fck that 😂 lol 😂 mma have nightmares

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

Those are real.

[@akaalisbenjamin2093]

@@genzcurmudgeon8037 from fukin where???? 😳

[@billyjean5934]

​@@genzcurmudgeon8037his nightmares

[@16spartaman]

Who goes into the Amazon without a weapon?

[@cam5816]

Apparently a lot of dumbasses. This is far from the first time I’ve heard this or similar stories where people die because of this. This guy himself has told multiple of them. Like you’d think they’d at least have a machete or something ffs

[@wheelson7895]

Who said he was in the Amazon?

[@Avogadros_number]

@@wheelson7895he was in the Amazon, conducting research and fulfilling his never ending need to tell people how badass he is.

[@wheelson7895]

@@Avogadros_number hahaha who is he? Is it worth watching the podcast or is he just full of himself?

[@Avogadros_number]

@@wheelson7895 it was interesting, but he could be a bit full of it at times. It was on the Konkrete podcast. Paul Rosolie.

[@javierameh8848]

I could believe him because he didn't say the cliché, "I communicated with them". He ran

[@hannibalheyes339]

Never go anywhere without something to protect yourself with, especially in the jungle.

[@tnsxpm]

bro was running for days & they weren't worried about him at all 😭

[@iammclovin3989]

LMAO just made eye contact and went back to chillin having a lake day

[@unsealedhades76]

​@@iammclovin3989eating humans

[@xavierv5115]

@@unsealedhades76 He said nothing of the sort, he just assumed.

[@iammclovin3989]

@@unsealedhades76 bet ur fun at parties

[@mcm6563]

He felt the fear we don't have any idea how much fast he's heart was racing im impressed .I it was me I would faith the adrenaline that man was feeling om glad he's alive.

[@JBoy3210]

Imagine the fear if he turned around and they were sprint chasing him like a scene from Apocalypto! lmao

[@gudaniravuluvulu3271]

Une wa tlaba. Mamalo

[@vickiefisher.9863]

that movie was badass!! one of my favs

[@meriandiss6675]

True... one of the best movies ever

[@TROUBLESOME2009]

Then nicknamed him 'almost' when he got captured 😂

[@Lusiana110]

Muhammad Qasim tried to deliver the message of his dreams to the Muslim leaders, but they do not believe, and soon after his dreams start coming true. #MuhammadQasimDreams have many warnings for the future

[@williamlove3087]

Just merely looking at them is a horror movie within itself.😳

[@Zombieplayz-np6ho]

“David goggins”

[@natecas0865]

The tribe: " Why are you running? Why are you running?"

[@aemonblackfyre4159]

Whole tribe starts running after him scared of what he is running from

[@ryankc6623]

When "how can she slap?!" Becomes "how can they eat!?"

[@Yreikian_Escapes]

BS 😂

[@ammi300]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kolakkisikhobbies204]

In West Papua, Indonesia, there are still cannibal tribes that survive. they are very kind to foreigners and they say they eat human flesh because they are forced to by circumstances (war). Even now, there are those who provide overnight travel services in the Papuan cannibal tribe

[@dantesprophet9612]

The true definition of you came to the wrong neighborhood.

[@dwoodstwin]

Michael Scott took that time in the wilderness seriously

[@kerapetsemokoma7454]

Tribesmen like "😮oh look, our Uber Eats delivery just arrived. Too bad we just had lunch"😅

[@NaThingSerious]

“The stories of this place are that you get eaten alive if you go there” “So anyway, I went there alone with no means of self defence”

[@StimParavane]

I know! He probably did this so he could go on Joe Rogan and tell the story.

[@thebrutaltruth460]

Honestly I feel he's just making it all up. Can't take stuff like this seriously. His tone looks very rehearsed

[@thepersonyouwatchfornoreas6132]

Right

[@Sikessayso]

Fucking hilarious!

[@user-fs2re4lo6g]

😂😂 exactly!

[@briankelly85]

I see these people on the NYC subway system every day.

[@redeemed3265]

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤

[@HyperionTG1]

You ain't never lie about that at all LOL.

[@bigmike2702]

😂😂😂

[@turbanrocker]

💀

[@Blackbutterflysocial]

Lmmfao

[@felixy23]

He's running like Captain America "on your left"

[@legacy0406]

"But ya... Had a good time, definitely would go back again. 10/10 trip" Podcaster: "100 percent"

[@JustaGaibroh]

"Why would I be armed in cannibal country? That's just crazy talk."

[@datyashema1006]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏿

[@donthemailmanglitches6674]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[@hasix404]

@@donthemailmanglitches6674they locked me in a room

[@noemimorales3069]

😂😂😂

[@gabrielcruz4303]

​@@hasix404a rubber room

[@jeromeprincejr3842]

The Lesson is you gotta stop going places you don't belong.

[@earth-6163]

Right?! Like stay on your own lane, nobody forced you to go there.

[@henkolsonpietersen2242]

@@earth-6163right? Like don’t go outside ever bro and don’t have hobbies because something can go wrong

[@earth-6163]

@@henkolsonpietersen2242 If that's the context you took from my comment, Sure!

[@big_meech8653]

@@henkolsonpietersen2242right? Like just lock yourself in the house and curl up into a ball on the bathroom floor

[@jeromeprincejr3842]

@@henkolsonpietersen2242 Invading other people's natural space for your leisure, or impeding into wildlife areas for fun is absolutely a white entitlement concept. Indigenous peoples across the globe have seen what follows after the white man is allowed to "explore" their space. That leads to exploitation of the resources and people, and/or colonization and commandeering of the land. This is why some of these indigenous people attack intruders because they don't want to risk their home becoming your playground.

[@honerabletate6334]

Mental mental mental he survived a week bro

[@T.Notcher]

“Guys, hear me out. My flavor… absolutely not worth it”

[@craftygnome97]

The tribesmen look at each other, shrug and go back to what they were doing

[@afiqalbawah4039]

but the facts is, like he said, if you be alone with them, its not gonna end well... its like sons of the forest in reality.

[@MrDerpy-ns6sy]

​@afiqalbawah4039 except the cannibals in that game have 0.2 brain cells 😂😂

[@waynejohnson3714]

😂 you said in English, wtf is his problems. Probably had to take a dump.

[@bladerunner9129]

Imagine 🤣 Meanwhile he’s floating down rivers and base jumping

[@willie6981]

If mother nature could talk its not gonna go well aswell.

[@ianpatrick6034]

They just wanted to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

[@theinvisibleworld888]

Lmfao

[@musicandaffection6363]

😂

[@ShinzoUchihaX]

Just fishing for likes.

[@salh9276]

🤣🤣🤣

[@1timerod]

😂😂😂😂

[@prodELOKX]

Dude is living far cry irl

[@jessicazamora3596]

“Ah yes, glad you finally made it! We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

[@Heyhowareya97]

I picture Jack sparrow running from the cannibals in pirates of the Caribbean 2 😂

[@tanyaarchuleta8156]

He was like “I got a jar of dirt”. Lol

[@darktrooper2099]

*AND???????*

[@tanyaarchuleta8156]

@@darktrooper2099 And guess what’s inside of it?

[@jbgutierrez5547]

the lesson is, never wonder in a jungle full cannibals

[@drhsn5271]

Or go with a group armed to the teeth, tribes won't stand a chance.

[@judepotter556]

​@@drhsn5271we know this from king Kong, the jack black version

[@GG-08]

What do you think he was wondering? Or maybe the forest was so magical and full of wonder??? Hm. I wonder.

[@lanxy2398]

@@drhsn5271tribe members with people who are able to blend in, know the forest on the back of their hand and have arrows trained on your position at a drop of a hat lol, spraying bullets won’t do shit

[@drhsn5271]

@lanxy2398 ok i have several points to make; if they're actually isolated from society the sound of gun shots will scare them, we can bring dogs which would expose them and tear them apart, and lastly, if it's at night and we ha e night vision they're sitting ducks ready to be killed.

[@PhoebeRose12]

The pictures tho im having nightmares for the rest of my fricking life gosh 💀

[@Heretic1408]

This dude actually reminds me of that famous actor, he was black, gay, and he was also french.

[@colbyJackCheese746]

He’s lucky to have really good stamina for 3 hours because i bet the tribes are really good at tracking. Smart to move from the water, his intelligence made him extremely lucky to be alive. Love the smart replies very cringe😂

[@MonkeyDDrew]

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lmao.

[@MrAlex230187]

What if they were just trying to help before he ran

[@colbyJackCheese746]

@@MrAlex230187 the only help they would provide is putting him out of his misery.

[@MonkeyDDrew]

@@colbyJackCheese746 XD

[@openyathirdeye6894]

Bro its fake he cappin

[@becca2938]

The scariest part about this story, that no one seems to be mentioning, is that they let him go. They know the jungle ten times better than him, they live and breath the jungle, they are armed, they seem to be hunting. They chose to let him leave.

[@stolenjunk]

Maybe they thought they were seeing big foot

[@rudkomontana2618]

nobody knows

[@justinnatasmai4503]

Yeah, no shit. Like that movie Wrong Turn.

[@MaryPoppins131]

He was lucky to see them right after dinner, they were full and did not feel like chaising old skinny meal down.

[@juliemassaro3630]

Well he said he saw smoke so they were cooking already

[@bloodydeq1995]

Nah if I saw something like that I’m shitting immediately, and shit, maybe they wont eat me if they smell the shit too💀

[@lisapalmeno4488]

They're probably used to that.

[@thestorybehindthat5236]

He gets it. Bear or man? He chooses bear.

[@Xer_Mrcy]

What's even scarier is that they clearly didn't go after him, no way he would have escaped if they did, especially when he said he was running for a week, the tribe was probably resting after doing tribe stuff that day and decided he wasn't worth it

[@redthedragon88]

Right. They can probably run and swim nonstop

[@GK-ku3zv]

He probably didn't look delicious enough to make the effort.

[@mysadlife1771]

“Tribe stuff” 😂😂😂

[@fastpackcyclist6901]

the reason they didn't chase is the same reason you don't fight for no reason, they were checking him out, and with the river he would still get away, either that or the tribe is bigger than we think and thought the other tribe members would catch him,

[@m0n4rch911]

​@@fastpackcyclist6901pretty sure the tribe got spooked too and his reaction was just faster to not test the tribe and the shock probably gave him a few seconds of head start coz these tribes you wont hear them coming and you have no idea if thats even all of them and one is probably on top of a tree being a look out coz their already one with the forest so they'll track him down and good he didnt stop coz hes being tracked if hes correct and testing that theory is a bad idea since he started running he cannot stop so commit. Tribes will hit you when your most vulnerable, they even catch prey with better senses than they are.

[@trix_ant4419]

He’s lucky asf he even got a chance to run for 3 hours, tribal people that survive in the wild/nature are far more skilled than us when it comes to survival so he’s blessed they didn’t track him or chase him.

[@gerbenvanderschaaf6879]

So you believe this fake story?

[@SMSCHANNEL998]

Or he was just paranoid guys

[@danieltatum4262]

It’s very fake

[@jille2989]

He was on DMT and it was his robot vacuum cleaner who chased him in his appartment

[@Blake-ld7mx]

He was obviously paranoid..or fake story..or got mad lucky..any tribal cannibal group would have stalked him easily

[@Spacey_Monker]

Me:last short before bed. The short:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️👻👻

[@NyakilAngu]

Adrenaline for more than 3 hours

[@toxictator4561]

"In the jungle its what you cant see that is most likely to kill you . "

[@michaelvay8610]

But you can see them. He just said that.

[@Wolverines24]

​@@michaelvay8610 yea and he lived

[@babyfezza7169]

​@@Wolverines24yeah cant beleive he missed the point

[@Telecniop.]

@@michaelvay8610you had one job

[@Pain-95]

Why darkness is scary because it is so calm. Why cuz it shelters the terror in a very calm way. There is no way if you walking in a dark place and it is full of snake or apex predators you will never know until 💀 example : in the middle of the night in the sea its pitch black but if you torch you will see huge mountain size scary waves really terrifying😂

[@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201]

This man saved his own life. We ALL have an inner voice. You would be smart to listen to it, instead of ignoring it....

[@sylviawylie9218]

Most of us save our own lives by having an inner voice that says "don't go alone into the jungle with nothing to defend yourself with".

[@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial]

Actually we don't all have an inner voice which is kind of a weird thought. They still think but there is no voice or sound they can hear

[@ryanfoleye]

​@@BrendansMomFitnessOfficialI've got no inner voice, hard to comprehend having one

[@SuzySue415]

He saved nobody. There are no violent cannibalistic tribes in the Amazon. He's lying.

[@blizzard1198]

Bro whats this inner voice thing? Its just pure instinct and hormones making your body go maximum condition for a few minutes ir even hour's.

[@MM2xMiley]

Nah bro I’d rather die any other way than knowing I was gonna be eaten when I was killed 😢

[@KaltumaHussen]

Me: *lm taking a Gun with me and a knife while walking. In a forest *

[@scotttruehart8024]

Bro just spat out the entire plot for The Forest and Sons of the Forest

[@ScovilleMusician]

The game? 😅

[@user-ez9gz1ws6b]

Yea the game

[@nutzy99ify]

I was RLSlimwilly in launch. I always wrecked everyone's forts. Chaos

[@tereziii]

yeah bro this random fuckin 40 year old went on joe rogan and recited the plot of a game are you alright man

[@billysbigworld6166]

FR

[@Mr.Suicidal]

This dudes the best athlete we've ever known. Ran 3 straight hours then took a swim to cool down!

[@henrysanders2511]

David goggins

[@Nilla187og]

Think he over exagerated on hours 😅

[@user-kg9xh2kn7q]

​@@Nilla187oghe was running for his life. I can do it whole day if I we're him

[@Nilla187og]

@@user-kg9xh2kn7q adrenaline yes

[@juliagoodfellow7539]

Fear will enhance performance every time

[@tonybranton]

Well that’s one way of saying i’m an idiot!

[@careditsz10]

Pov a 50cal gun 🗿🗿

[@zuccsucc476]

You’re just lucky that when you met they were across the river and not face to face. They easily could have been watching you for hours or minutes

[@BionicPig95]

Or even seconds.

[@Ghost_in_Gray_]

@@BionicPig95😂

[@C4DeadCharge]

@@BionicPig95or even milliseconds

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

​@@C4DeadChargeor even all of etrnity

[@robbdgaf1768]

While masturbating

[@MoJo-vx2qu]

And that all started with the thought "I'm bored being at home" 😂

[@bladenukem]

Thank you.

[@user-ov8ji8oq2v]

And he will not go back there ever again

[@kristinnefertiti8267]

Loooool

[@hauntbygaunt]

rather have the story than be subjected to boredom inside

[@Shaz1W]

me with a glock with the switch on and red dot:

[@campinginabelltent9856]

Never go in the woods without a weapon

[@user-no8in6py9f]

No weapon would've saved him if they got close enough and were hunting him.

[@sbirkkk]

@@user-no8in6py9f not even remotely true, all you need is a pistol some extra magazines and you could probably scare them away

[@kristophergoad2135]

​@sbirkkk they don't know wtf a pistol is. It's gonna piss em off you're doing black magic on their homies

[@sbirkkk]

@@kristophergoad2135 then shoot a warning shot?

[@mariateresa2050]

Never go into the Amazon without a local guide 🌳

[@thedarkyellowpages4016]

The tribe actually kept yelling, "hey, we got leftover chicken, take it with you!"

[@lindaireland2751]

😂😂😂😂

[@Laura_Jane]

Virtual fist bump*

[@zarashental]

He replied then: No thanks! I don't eat leftovers! 😅😂

[@user-mg8uu2ry2p]

Best comment! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vthomas375]

Not a good sign if they were yelling at him that they eat sentients, then was it?

[@dannyanton4040]

I straight turn into Jack sparrow

[@ericpayne1616]

Cannibalism Is a factor in my metabolism aint no food in my fridge just body parts 😮

[@thrillcollectors]

Dude the first photo/thumbnail is genuinely one of the most terrifying masks I have ever scene. Hollywood take notes

[@FazFab]

I agree, straight nightmare fuel

[@nosferatu5595]

I actually thought it was a movie scene. Can't tell you how disappointed i was when I noticed it was a Joe Rogan clip

[@ttvdelirium343]

It’s ai generated

[@bmarchbanks7661]

Human skull masks! Freaky

[@SilkesJr]

@@ttvdelirium343 do u know from where? have been trying to find this pic for some days now..

[@sebo1060]

“Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear beefing with the cannibals”

[@thegringo2.0]

if somehow that video exists, I need to have that

[@joelpolanco2932]

Bro I read this in his voice 😂😂😂

[@FaLkraydz]

@@thegringo2.0me too.

[@StonedTaco420]

LMAOOO

[@Unsalted375]

Lol

[@goldecinematics]

It was at that moment the tribe tried to tell me about my extended warranty

[@CornPopWazABadDude]

He was a WEEK from the closest town 🤯

[@fredstriker2042]

Instead they yelled, "hey man, you got an android charger?"

[@xXCigarXx]

except androids dont need some bullshit proprietary plug in like an apple product....so they would ask for a usb-c

[@dyawr]

​@@xXCigarXx 😂 lol

[@dravidianking1298]

@@xXCigarXx I think that’s what he’s implying by android charger. A lot of people have iPhone chargers on them which aren’t usb-c so when a person says “android charger” that’s what they’re referring to.

[@onirico7913]

Then he fell from bed, shook his head and went back to sleeping.

[@Marcus2xs]

He cappin that he was there

[@ElizabethSimonAlvarado6]

Never go exploring without a gun. Not just for humans, but mountain lions and other animals as well. A lever action rifle or revolver is perfect.

[@liamjoyce7831]

Top tip: Don’t go into these areas.

[@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960]

High tip: napalm sticks to kids and even better if in a jungle

[@littlebenet09]

W tip

[@westonadams7135]

It would be interesting to see a squad go in there armed to the teeth, just to see if they would fu ck around and find out.. haha. ROE, don't shoot unless shot at.. Bet they would chill out after that and would be friendly. It seems those type of tribes only take easy prey..

[@imanigordon6803]

@@westonadams7135or maybe just maybe don’t go into their territory and try to fight people that didn’t bother you.

[@buddy_132]

⁠@@imanigordon6803 A bunch of cannibalistic murderers that go out and hunt humans? Yeah no, they can say hi to God for me.

[@sephir91]

Tribe: “That’s disgusting, we just want our hat back”

[@santana8924]

"He was number 1!"

[@starlord6819]

​@@santana8924HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[@Machete1708]

No flippin way!!

[@darbs2112]

Lmfao😂

[@TheBlakus420]

​@@santana8924Smitty Werben ManJetson:

[@kingof-bunz6506]

They let him go there’s no way he’d be able to outrun these people if they were motivated to peruse

[@cisco.11]

that first picture dead ass gave me a panic attack

[@Dr.JHIrons]

“ I’m telling you he ran for 3 hours… We were gonna offer him a ride in our Jeep. “

[@General_Klytus]

😂

[@tanyaarchuleta8156]

Lol, that’s hilarious!!!!

[@waynedouglas1194]

😂😂😂

[@lashondamartin2775]

😂😂😂

[@fastninja7248]

That is the real meaning of “run for your life” and this guy took it real

[@oqorrwakkxyccplus432]

L Comment

[@crinqe8959]

​@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432why lol

[@oqorrwakkxyccplus432]

@@crinqe8959 It’s bland, stupid, pointless, and unnecessary.

[@TheofficialMina_ashido]

@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432but so was your's what sense does that make 😂

[@oqorrwakkxyccplus432]

@@TheofficialMina_ashido The comment makes no sense, and it’s not clever at all. It reminds me of when I was really young and created my first ever KZbin account, and I would just comment dumb things that were vaguely related to the video just because I wanted to make a comment like everyone else. I was literally commenting for the sake of commenting, and it feels like this dude did that as well.

[@PrisOnedArcX]

The AI not even matching dude's description lol

[@NevadaBeeMan-nq3po]

I had nothing to protect myself….

[@AngelAcosta-cm1zi]

Remember kids if you plan on exploring the woods always keep a blicky Incase things get sticky

[@veeyan6882]

U getting arrowed from places u cant even tell or see

[@redemption2901]

​@@veeyan6882 So what are u trying to say? Walk without a weapon, then? not sure if ur pessimist or just a dumbass but a weapon is better than no weapon

[@AngelAcosta-cm1zi]

@@veeyan6882 fun fact bullets travel more than 3x the speed of sound that you get hit by the bullet before your brain and ears can process the sound of the gun shot meanwhile arrows can be survivable because they where designed to maim and slow down it's intended target meanwhile a bullet will drop you because bullets leave nastier wounds because of the energy being dumped into your fleshy bits turning everything in it's path into ground beef practice makes perfect and make sure your aim is what won't get you killed

[@LoganTheWeeb11]

⁠THEY ARE IN THE TREES!!! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!

[@Sinn0100]

What the Hell is a blicky? Whatever it is...I wouldn't step in that place without a rifle and a sidearm. Both firearms would be semiautomatic and hi-cap with a few spare mags for each. Further, I wouldn't go in there alone either. Addendum- For those saying I'm getting arrowed from places I can't see...they have their training and I have mine. I might not make it out but some are coming with me.

[@speedweednfeed6721]

Those AI cannibals are terrifying jesus

[@saikik5225]

The river? Bro got extremely lucky that day for a cannibal tribe to not want him and not being attacked by a crocodile or something in the water

[@ReactionTherapyWithBiggClay]

Man’s said there’s were no weapons around him while standing in the middle of a jungle 😂

[@CatTrashRacing]

Lesson 1… bring a gun with ammo

[@chrisjackson8321]

Fr idc how illegal it is or if they call it genocide i call it self defense

[@kingmanku8637]

Here is a plan don't go to such places so everyone survives

[@braveheart2785]

you got into a place where cannibalism is done and you know it it may happen and you want to shoot them and say it's self defense?

[@mattsmith9659]

​​ Um....YEA! That or climb into their cooking pot and let them eat you ... That's like saying , " I'm going on safari, where I know there's going to be lions and I might get eaten but let me leave my gun and machete home. " ..🤤Duhh! Sounds good to me.... 🙄

[@BlackKnight288]

@@braveheart2785eh, I mean maybe don’t go to those parts of the world, but I certainly don’t have compassion for those types of cannibals that end up dead.

[@UNFAZEDMAN]

Man entered SURVIVAL MODE ASAP 😂!

[@youslut]

Lmfao fr though like the more I think about it it's actually peak human performance haha

[@ronniespirit538]

The first picture is fucking terrifying 😅

[@jasoncoetzeeadadjjzjdatune9617]

Lil Wayne last album was killer

[@ajax7590]

Dude has the spine chill perk

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

Same, anytime something really bad is about to happen i get that weird spine chill.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

dbd

[@bdogg141]

😂😂😂 more like adrenaline

[@shigglezz684]

Nice referance

[@lordjaec]

got that adrenaline boost + maybe a dead hard

[@michellerichey9968]

My great Granpa was a treasure Hunter in the Amazon jungle over 100 yrs ago and was shot by a poisonous arrow from one of those tribes in the Oriente in Ecuador .He some how survived that incident but later died from Malaria .True story !

[@braxtonpierce8768]

Sorry for your loss

[@Montana-3]

Wow. How cool is that?? Thanks for sharing! Your Grandpa was a very brave and adventurous man. To be going into the Amazon looking for treasure over 100 yrs ago- takes alot of guts! Just think his blood now runs through you! I hope you share his adventurous spirit.

[@mariapikat2133]

You mean malaria is dangerous than poisonous gun arrow?

[@sprayz390]

my gosh! that must’ve been so so scary for him! i would’ve loved to hear him tell the story! rest in peace! ❤

[@allengeorge9570]

So sad, sorry about that

[@louisrano792]

Bumble bee tuna bumble bee tuna-ace Ventura

[@tracyhill6166]

They're just needing to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 😅