Schlatt Builds the WORST City Ever (Cities: Skylines)

Streamed on 2/6/22
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[@SlicedInThree]

Finally, jshlatt returning to city skylines. It's quite literally been years, I'm looking forward to this.

[@gedis8928]

Just copied xqc

[@H4L0GUY117]

@@gedis8928 naw he wants something a bit more tangible than popularity man literally said he just want da dam cash

[@-cyndaquil]

Just happy he came back to the game after a decade

[@sweed6487]

If he returns to openttd I will finally die in peace

[@dimples2270]

Chaos ensues.

[@wormicide3651]

I've never been so stressed out by watching a man play cities:skylines but by God did this stream do it.

[@cameron8619]

my discomfort streamer

[@LordHeg]

Whats up VGHS timestamp Fella

[@wormicide3651]

@@LordHeg ayo that's me!

[@sleepingdragons57]

This is pretty much the calmest city skyline video he has though

[@legendzaryj]

watch xqc do it :)

[@parae_]

Alternate title: Shlatt “laughs” at his new TTS for 2 hours straight (city game in background)

[@Red-410]

*Slatt

[@muhammedzeeshan1963]

You forgot the "" in "schlatt

[@cowabanger]

“Alternate” “title””:” “Schlatt” “laughs” “at” “his” “new” “TTS” “for” “2” “hours” “straight” “(“”city” “game” “in” “background””)”

[@Scottsterd]

Ñ”lo””…”…l:.:ñ…:liliñ..,.l

[@TwistyBons]

*Shat

[@Ahnock]

holy shit the critikal read at 30:48 literally sounded exactly like him jesus christ

[@Tufhhuyy]

Critikal is the perfect person for this. You probably wouldn't even need the ai stuff, just record his voice like they do for a normal tts and it'd probably work

[@DannySEP]

dude daily dose sounds insane as well

[@andrive]

The WatchMojo woman sounds really accurate too

[@SchrodingerMil]

Not only is the pitch really good, but the cadence is perfect.

[@cherrycotapie]

yeah cuz that sounds like something critikal would say xD

[@hatsukotaro]

41:24 schlatt groaned and stretched at the exact same time as rammie did on-screen

[@mizbaibnbasher6269]

Holy shit... You got an eagle eye

[@liamernst9626]

@@mizbaibnbasher6269 and NO BITCHES

[@Starlok007]

@@liamernst9626 They have your mom tho

[@grease1950]

@@liamernst9626 stop worrying about bitches and get some money big guy

[@rexjolles]

Rammie?

[@TKDWN_YT]

51:55 IMO best donation of the whole stream

[@--InsertNameHere--]

Nope, 22:01 has it beat

[@zeli_ii]

@@--InsertNameHere-- that's a personal opinion

[@braedenwinstead1984]

@@zeli_ii no fucking shit

[@thatlazguy]

Definitely

[@yuridapted7459]

@@zeli_ii fuck’s the op’s then?

[@jaredcostello9782]

Schlatt builds worst roundabout ever, asked to leave Nutsack City

[@VGVN]

xqcDespair roundabout city

[@hanzomain4681]

xqcDespair we can never leave...

[@jbark678]

xqcDespair penis flood city

[@nuip7936]

xqcDespair mayors laughing...

[@ivanfromtheeast4709]

He built lubbock lol

[@8-bitter]

The vods channel has been blowing up. Just like a certain building. Edit: Well the vods channel seems to be dead silent. Just like the news outlets when the aforementioned building blew up.

[@kanyesouth9134]

Shut up obama

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

NOOOOO-

[@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716]

Some sort of public service

[@NJFearandloathing28]

@@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716 does this public service perhaps provide medical aid?

[@gamerpickle5997]

@@NJFearandloathing28 Yes, Is it of the high price?

[@gamerofmythology]

1:54:00 when the VOD you have playing in the background turns into a disaster movie. Prime watching moment here and when he builds the fire station across from the burning airport just to have the fire engine leave and not help the airport.

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

Average day in Afghanistan during Obama's presidency run

[@TheMaskOfZack]

He legit looked like the handsome schlatt meme when he went like “😮”

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Schlatt's face 😭

[@antantelope]

23:07 had me dying for 5 minutes straight.

[@ArsalanMGR]

17:31 funniest donation ever. I died laughing

[@manguymanfellaman]

23:06

[@samppw]

same jesus

[@--InsertNameHere--]

22:01

[@cheese5081]

I can't believe Arsalan MGR is dead

[@417Owsy]

@@manguymanfellaman the music makes it even worse LOL

[@AMagicalTortoise]

2:03:34 I love the one person who knew what was about to happen. “OH NO.…”

[@peak9579]

Actually had flashbacks to the playing in Russian video

[@philosofsky123]

He made the shaft release fluid

[@Almost_Clutch]

Follows it up immediately after with “HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT”

[@Pufftarot]

I really love how Schmidt opens up the vods with a little chat. It shows that he even cares about the vods channel, and really gives the video a cherry on top.

[@fools4jules]

schmidt

[@kermit747]

@Jeremy the guy in the video obviously

[@FreeroamNights]

@@kermit747 your talking about “Schatt”

[@josepheffenrogan]

This Schlurg guy is something else

[@Shlosched]

1:32:12 Schlatt vibing to the ambient city sounds lmao

[@aristology6912]

There was music playing on stream

[@Shlosched]

@@aristology6912 I know there was, I just thought it was funny.

[@themostawesomedude4312]

@@aristology6912 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@ayylmao6518]

28:43 Shlatt trys to ignore the reality of the situation

[@drewsymanietz1810]

This was such a good stream. I was that dono about the career inspiration, with the weirdly close-to-death TTS lmao. Good to see you back on cities skylines, and I can't wait for a possible return of OpenTTD (That's what brought me to your channel back in the day). Stay safe big guy :)

[@YouTubechannel-cv2ph]

That's David Attenborough

[@Sergeant_DC]

@@KZbinchannel-cv2ph hm?

[@alexello1189]

34:28 that queen joke hits like whiplash now

[@toastedboi6516]

30:48 sounds like something critical would actually say

[@pirateofthebeans_2393]

Also sounded just like him

[@erite_zx4499]

Sounds exactly like the Charlie-lingo

[@cyborgagent6]

It's scary how clean his TTS sounds. It's just even funnier when an obvious Charlie fan says a Charlie thing with his voice 🤣

[@TheMaskOfZack]

*OH YEAH!*

[@trumpetwizard7250]

53:23 plankton had me dying lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@supersoaker317]

That shit caught me way off guard

[@chumpywumpy]

53:27

[@busterb2958]

CuNt??

[@chumpywumpy]

@@busterb2958 he sounded so confused aswell

[@trumpetwizard7250]

@@chumpywumpy I feel like the Daily dose of internet guy is important for context lol

[@lobster6944]

33:09 actually fucking killed me

[@incognitoborito4815]

I always come back to that clip whenever I need a laugh

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Can confirm, it also killed me

[@conorandkanohi]

Thank you so much for the timestamp, thats easily my favorite

[@BrandonHellmer]

The first 35 minutes of this stream was the best content I've seen all year

[@timekiller882]

Not if you’re in a civilian hospital

[@BrandonHellmer]

@@timekiller882 Luckily I don't live in Kunduz

[@fizzinsoda]

too bad the discord admins ruined it lol

[@a-10warthog23]

Holy shit I'm late dude but I agree. Funniest fucking thing ever. Even though I don't really laugh much anymore (don't know why, it's been years though) I had a lot of mini-laughs - especially at those fucking exchanges between Obama and the Weeknd, holy shit. People are funny as hell. Love it

[@dylanforsgren4776]

Kanye didn’t age well💀 now he might actually do what Obama did but didn’t actually explode a childrens hospital

[@lumapop8245]

22:01 idk yall this one cracked me the fuck up

[@cambon.]

"Remember, I would play it to 100 maybe 200 people tops" *entire chat of thousands* YESS

[@nelnet3350]

For anyone whos wondering: tts slows down about an hour in.. and this is a really good stream

[@ZIPPERMEMES]

It went from gold with the tts to silver, but its still a good stream

[@nelnet3350]

@@ZIPPERMEMES really? I like the tts! But i liked when they became less frequent cuz then we could get more game play commentary

[@MightyKondrai]

@@ZIPPERMEMES the tts was dogshit. kids repeating the same joke non-stop.

[@KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju]

@@MightyKondrai stay mad

[@enzoarweq4525]

@@MightyKondrai arbiter of comedy right here lol

[@thomassomeone4868]

Every other tts was about Obama blowing up a civilian hospital in Syria and this 31:04 is somehow the most outta pocket one 😭

[@itslexi_]

Oh no 😭

[@pimposki6232]

i couldn't make it out that well; was it carson it was talking about?

[@itslexi_]

@@pimposki6232 yep

[@thomassomeone4868]

@@pimposki6232 yeah he said “when is the Carson callmecarson Minecraft streams coming back?”

[@keyreset]

27:00 Hearing moist say this legit made me laugh for a solid minute

[@WarlordSdocy]

26:20 has to be my favorite one

[@fuzzypickle2006]

😭

[@twanli]

everything about it is perfect 😭

[@GalaxyUnicorn]

The way he genuinely jumps at some of the earlier ones, like the first glitched Kanye one, the WatchMojo one, and The Weeknd’s “Help me Kenny” is so funny lmao

[@LAM0601]

51:32 his face change killed me

[@idontknow20404]

51:40

[@Red-410]

It's so sad that this "Schlatt" person would do such a thing to a "civilian hospital" in 1999.

[@crst_05]

27:46 One of the best donations [wait for it]

[@fizzzycat4389]

22:25 has me in tears oh my god that killed me

[@eonprimicus]

this dono was my favorite out of all of them, it had me in pieces xD

[@c0smjcc]

OH MY GOD NOT THE WEEKND

[@Krencher]

I’ve been waiting for the return of city skylines. This is huge, can’t believe you’re back.

[@lancetheking7524]

Note: no hospitals have been harmed in the making of this stream

[@izabbee]

Only airport

[@salemcrow5078]

Only a the fire department, and it's mini firetruck 💔

[@theblobconsumes4859]

EVERY hospital has been DESTROYED in the making of this stream.

[@InfiniteGreninja]

Except for one in Afghanistan.

[@0rbeez]

Really? Aww :/

[@briank5357]

I love that the meteor takes out the fire station, police station, botanical gardens, hospital, and the most densely populated area in the city all at once.

[@hatsukotaro]

20:21 and 22:01 are my favorites. the dying AI voice breaks something in me.

[@tehrybite]

2:03:35 That shaft definitely doesn't have the same problem that Schlatt's has lol

[@coldwinggaming4226]

Schlaft

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

@@coldwinggaming4226 translates to “Is sleeping”

[@Clytemnestra610]

​@@d3rp5qu1d9yep, from german :)

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

28:47 i love the rising intensity here

[@slayerofdenmark5057]

I've never laughed as much before, the first 35-ish minutes were pure comical gold

[@thelegendricer7537]

Ikr

[@SVH-lolers]

29:35 had me pissing my pants don’t even know why but it’s funny to me

[@motonomorebejesus4177]

Ikr

[@Gothicrift]

“Schlatt” coming back to city skylines fills me with happiness, and those donations are killing me - man someone should really make sure all those hospitals are okay 🧐

[@mattatlas4919]

They aren’t

[@thedawnofcrazy2664]

bro faced 5 disasters back to back: 1. Fire 2. Fire 3. Meteor 4. Flood 5. More Fire

[@passingby3184]

I don’t think the civilian hospital jokes will ever get old

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

like the children of kunduz

[@nezzled]

@@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 LMAOOO

[@gabbievee]

50:05 best dono in the history of donos. made me tear up laughing watching this live and the way schlatt just calmly moves past it oh my god

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

So as the nose of Squidward, I assume you know if he really wants SpongeBobs doyck?

[@ruller8901]

If he had just waited a minute, the rain would've filled meteor lake for him.

[@copperdragon9214]

53:28 that plankton one caught so off guard

[@thebrownmantapesthenewchan2206]

Schlatt at 1:13:09: "I love making people happy." Me: "I was about to speak, but the top of your head beat me to it."

[@CatTheBeast]

23:05 best part

[@megariceman]

17:30 don’t mind me just keeping a funny part of the video

[@calebhooper4266]

I’m usually a busy guy and unable to watch most streams. I love vods since it’s something I can put on in the background while doing work and I don’t have to worry about missing anything. And it’s close enough to the streaming experience for me

[@tallielintrasimpaccount]

Crying it's been so long and this was my favorite Schlatt content 😭😭😭

[@idontknow8196]

i think the reason the VODS do so well is because its amazing background content. I watch these while im doing work or when im going to bed.

[@cathat4813]

"Schlatt" is great at building cities with such dynamic designs.

[@Herobryce1075]

33:50 This is almost on the level of the New York accent dono from ATS.

[@moldomre4838]

Holy crap I'm only 15 minutes in and I might pass out from laughing Wish I could've seen this live

[@user-yf9ku1tl6b]

2:03:35 *gets flashback of when Bonk faced a similar fate*

[@gamgam7979]

58:14 I think that’s the first redlining joke I’ve ever heard

[@magical5181]

MORE CITY SKYLINES ⚠️🚨 THIS IS A THREAT 🚨⚠️

[@relaxedpenny604]

Meebeep will be missed but never forgotten

[@CheezeSpartan]

Man frick meebeeb its all about волк

[@GenericPhantom1]

It's all about fox

[@helloiamhuman1146]

56:47 im sitting in my school libraly shitting bricks trying not to laugh

[@salemcrow5078]

Update: How many bricks did you shit in the library?

[@helloiamhuman1146]

@@salemcrow5078 too many

[@drizzy8202]

Update: How many shits did you brick in the school library?

[@ImRefract]

I havent cried laughing in a while but this stream did it. truly amazing content

[@dmr3815]

As a Roundabout City refugee... Obama town felt like home, but at least I didn't keep driving in circles. Thank you Mr. Schlayor

[@Laughing_Dragon]

I'm sorry but all I could think of this comment when it came to the end of it was doom slayer, but if someone had low brain cells "HURRHURRR DUM SCHLAYOR", and since its 2 or so AM, my humour is scuffed as fuck, so that just fucking killed me.

[@happy-senpai2928]

@@Laughing_Dragon whatre you smoking? gimme some

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@happy-senpai2928 nothing, this is just my normal state, so uhhhhhh, yeah, just dumb lol.

[@tb.7788]

33:10 my god i’ve never laughed this hard also it would’ve been perfect if there was a Riff Raff TTS so it could say “my main goal is to blow up….. a civilian hospital”

[@ukargeo]

I love you

[@mrschleeno]

2:04:25 "could someone water the plants for us?" *the town in a literal flood* :

[@TheGoober404]

This takes me back to 2019 pre covid. Better times.

[@RoxxsSoxxs]

when i feel a little down i just watch from 1:53:52 and i feel so much better, it makes me laugh it makes me cry and then i'm just like well time for a nap.

[@dekuscrublord3737]

The eerie music combined with the disembody voices are both hysterical and suspenseful at the same time.

[@whitebread6703]

Jschlatt: "That is one fucking tree, what are you talking about a fo-" A house and a couple of trees: Burning Also Jschlatt: :O

[@salemcrow5078]

The mini firetruck: 😮🚒💨🚪

[@spectreshepard1]

"Don't fix the residents, FIX THE FUCKING AIRPORT!" -Schlatt

[@ziqazli3977]

like how schlatt makes minimal bomb jokes and suddenly all the kids that never left their 2016 phase crawl out of their caves and make the same bomb joke over and over and over again 💀

[@Antimony145]

hows that a bad thing

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

Because it was fucking hilarious.

[@Splurgion]

2:03:29 Tyler Murray "Time to make for #new #tides #salmon #fishing" Yeah I think you're gonna get a lot of new tides

[@montavious4748]

*NOTE TO SELF* Pause the video before you take a drink. Have watched this stream 2 times now, and both times I have spit out my drink laughing.

[@salemcrow5078]

Instructions unclear, choked on spit for 30 seconds

[@montavious4748]

@@salemcrow5078 *I repeat, pause the video before you ingest anything.* I just choked on my pasta while watching this, *I repeat, pause the video before ingesting anything! Not just taking a drink!*

[@SylusCoon]

I've been waiting for this series to return

[@SourCreamerMemer]

1:22:00 Schlatt: let's turn the gooch into a lil shopping district My brain: hehe goocci

[@TravisBroski]

Alternate Title: Schlatt builds a city for two hours before flooding it all

[@cooljackster7390]

17:30, 23:07, 30:48, 31:59, 32:28, 33:08, 33:27, 34:27, 50:05, 51:55, 53:23

[@tommyswinter4826]

26:22 is the most out of pocket one for me bruh 💀💀

[@concordecrashed640]

currently watching this on a stormy school night, your videos/streams alway seem to bring me so much joy. Thanks :)

[@the_keyser7539]

The Return of The King

[@M__B]

He returned like a month ago

[@halphrynn]

23:07 Daily Dose of Internet's voice

[@joaquinkehoe4289]

20:22 has to be the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@unknown_error101]

Can we all just appreciate how cute the little ram guy is when he waves?

[@thesmallmeninstitute]

i ate an unhealthy amount of cheddar ruffles while watching thirty minutes of this and i hate myself

[@Ahrceon]

chum

[@mannenthemythe]

Unironically the best stream ever

[@Xer0280]

This stream: 10% building 10% laughing 80% blowing up civilian hospitals

[@antisocialyt7013]

I’ve been trying to finish this video for three days but I keep falling asleep and restarting it

[@ThatPyukumuku]

How to die: take a shot every time you hear "civilian hospital"

[@miniak2708]

how do you read your name

[@ThatPyukumuku]

@@miniak2708 with my eyes

[@sarozz.07]

Schlatt playing Cities Skylines is the most Relaxing and the most funny thing i've ever watched

[@sarozz.07]

Never mind guys i just saw the end

[@rockorock999]

Mfer, i know you'll never see this. But I actually watched all 12 hours of your video game high-school video. So thanks. I genuinely enjoyed it. But if I'm honest, you made it everso more enjoyable with your guest commentary, and humor. You've offically become my favorite KZbinr to come back and watch daily. And at this point, with the vod channel, I can literally watch u daily. Keep up the work my man, as a proud Texan, I was offended by some jokes but still nice to hear about my state lol

[@Puppetflip]

33:18 We need the full song

[@kenet7877]

The first 30 minutes with the TTS was GOLD

[@ZA-mb5di]

49:25 I live in a village of 500 people in New Hampshire that only has a volunteer fire department (that also is the ems) and no police at all, so weaponry is a must, especially with bears. (I say village because a town would be more than 1000 at least) Me and my parents (I live with them still) moved here because the area is beautiful and it's much freer, so that could be a reason why people move to an area without police

[@taxavation]

I got pretty much the same situation, just in Alaska

[@lolkingftw4804]

tbh, kanye's "shut the fuck up" against anyone was my favorite thing all stream. i really love the tts, it brings so much life to the stream

[@Shinyreaper816]

I was watching this and all I could think was "Dang schlatt should be the president of something, he has a great sense of humor

[@shawnthibodeau189]

When he picked the water tool I was just like “Schlatt… put it down buddy”

[@Nico-ym9qu]

Must say, great video to listen to in the background while playing some good vanilla Minecraft. Thanks again Schlatt and the team for all you do :)

[@cgumby]

fucking loved this stream, just hearing him say saturday mornings skylines brought a smile to my face

[@thegooch2646]

The three sploodges are back at it

[@Zombie_penguin]

Second like underrated comment

[@theweirdsquid]

The TTS is like a fever dream lmao, it's the best thing ever

[@puddle7740]

i still cant believe its been so long that im now considered an og schlatt fan