Schlatt Plays the most SATISFYING Game Ever

Streamed on 7/23/22
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[@bjartskular7366]

Schmitt my lawyers are almost ready, 1999 is coming back for you

[@jplaysgamez_]

uh oh

[@clonezi]

Count me in.

[@bjartskular7366]

@@clonezi alright

[@ElectricoGamez]

spiderman be likeright now: "my spider sense is tInGlEInG"

[@lilbroomstick9830]

wait wait wait..JONAH SCHMITT OR LAWRENCE SCHMITT WHICH ONE DOES “SCHLATT” GO BY

[@QuirkyMaster]

I think the best part of this vod is watching all the mobile viewers in chat respond to something that happened 2 minutes prior

[@QuirkyMaster]

I think the second best part is listening to SchloppyJoe praise the animal crossing music

[@Sewibl]

@@QuirkyMaster man “Schloppy Joe” actually had me rolling 💀

[@grqfes]

@@QuirkyMaster man Schleepy Joe really kept looping that one animal crossing song

[@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing]

Mobile viewers have 1.75 seconds of added delay. People with shitty WIFI have more. 72% of twitch viewers are on PC. So most of the people with lots of delay are the PC twitch viewers with shitty wifi or haven't reloaded the page in hours.

[@QuirkyMaster]

@@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing ok

[@LianLilac]

I can't stop laughing at "Schlatt" reactions when anyone calls him anything but "Schlatt"

[@LianLilac]

How are people able to come up with so many different names to call him? XD

[@veto5922]

Schlezzer

[@bjartskular7366]

Schlock

[@Domitrix_flower1]

SAME I'M LAUGHING WITH TEARS ISTG ''Shlunky''

[@Sewibl]

Gay schlatt= schlaggot

[@schijtnaam]

"Schlatt" has such a soothing voice, helps me fall asleep. Hopefully the judge will feel the same when he has to stand trial for what happened in 1999.

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

I have a regular habit now of falling asleep to “Schlinky”’s streams. The voice is too calming

[@noone6991]

Went on a car ride with him in my dream last night, chill guy honestly, considering what he did in ‘99

[@nitefurie.]

My favorite part about this is watching chat and seeing things like “SCHLOE BIDEN” appear for half a second, then disappear forever

[@jessicawold]

pls i read this and looked back to see that exact chat😭😭

[@Shmickle2]

49:15

[@thespacebaryonyx6007]

1:21:09 schloe biden

[@AnArsonistsEclipse]

36:22

[@Keicarlover69]

Schlooby dooby doo

[@Sewibl]

“Osoma Bin Schladden” has a lot of “experience” with power washing, after all he had to “clean”after the events of 99’ and 01’.

[@ShadowSentry211]

"Osoma Bin Schlatten" I'm dead 💀

[@Liam-fx3ir]

Holy shit 💀

[@Sewibl]

@@ShadowSentry211 so were the other 2977

[@PiperPJ]

All shclatt names: 26:29 Schlum 33:51 Slinkoln 36:53 Shellton 45:23 Shippy-dippy-doo

[@ShizzyHollywood]

You're a hero.

[@cats1970]

1:23:46 Schlip and Schlide :)

[@z3phyrus_]

1:20:43 is schlick

[@z3phyrus_]

1:39:33 is my little shloogy doggy 😭😭😭

[@Bubbie-ep7ie]

51:03 Shlanjo

[@afterthoughtz]

this game was one of my comfort games not too long ago, glad to see “Shlatt” playing it

[@conniescurse7325]

I loved watching him slowly realising how much of a stickler the game can be and how it hides dirt spots.

[@afterthoughtz]

@@conniescurse7325 literally the funniest thing 😭

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

"comfort game" what in the fuck

[@Mustache_Pig]

Uh oh is schlatt actually becoming somewhat of a "comfort streamer?"

[@mananmolby420]

i literally almost fell asleep to him playing unpacking..

[@ShadowSentry211]

"Schlatt" will aways be my favourite discomfort streamer :)

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@ShadowSentry211 nigga twerk

[@gr0wley33]

@@mananmolby420 I DID fall asleep to that

[@meganstewart8699]

He's the best DIScomfort streamer:]

[@sapphicflower]

almost as satisfying as what happened in 1999

[@bethanyw6480]

or 2001... :))

[@woodgang9868]

Lmao joe Biden vibing in the croner

[@jplaysgamez_]

so true

[@ElectricoGamez]

@@bethanyw6480 CRAP NOT A 9/11 REFERENCE! PLZ NO!

[@spectreshepard1]

or 1941

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I really hope “Schlatt” plays power washing simulator more, it’s a calming experience that you can just chill out to, you know?

[@bjartskular7366]

Yeah

[@lindaverduzco6475]

Ye I agree

[@awaspnest1014]

This game physically enrages me

[@jamesisbored2940]

@@awaspnest1014 why

[@audittlivereaction1964]

@@jamesisbored2940 it's fun until you get to 98% and have to crawl around to look for the final piece of dirt for half an hour like "schlatt" here did

[@thewanderer296]

I sneezed at 2:04 coincidentally when he said "If you sneeze during this video bless your soul." I am now scared and blessed.

[@Soft_Shelled_Human]

I did too bestie

[@NoLeftNut]

you schneezed

[@jamesonthomas9583]

Man! This jschlatt guy sure loves Animal Crossing music! I hope he wasn't actually playing any heavily copyrighted classic rock music that could get him DMCA'd

[@SeanSMST]

I wonder how he just effortlessly replaced the dmca music. I have a few ideas but idk streaming possibilities much.

[@jamesonthomas9583]

@@SeanSMST probably was recording the video & his mic separately from the VOD and edited in post

[@a_plastic_bag]

@@jamesonthomas9583yeah the music is on a separate audio track

[@Zeraybifive]

Okay but now I want "Schlatt" in the Powerwash podcast with Mark

[@mymomthinksimcool997]

I love watching the vods with generic background music and having Schlatt comment on how great the song is

[@goatonapalmtree7328]

I know it terrorizes him but the absolute creativity of his chat in the names they come up with is incredible

[@edgeward4494]

1:23:46 totally worth my $15, you’re welcome schlip

[@TheRogueCrow]

THAT WAS YOU!

[@RayneKatsune]

THAT HAD ME DEAD OMG

[@edgeward4494]

@@TheRogueCrow LMAO yeah i was super tired and could only think “schlip and schlide”

[@edgeward4494]

@@RayneKatsune LOL wait til i inevitably send in a video with some of my “free” items ;)

[@GooberVR252]

it could have been perfect if you said 1:23:45

[@spoonstr5958]

It make me so happy that jachlatt can be funny as hell and still respect people when they send tts about losing people or pet it so heart warming hearing the genuine care in his voice idk if it just me but I really appreicate that

[@powerfullpummel6417]

Yeah because people forget schlatt is a human being that actually cares about people around him.Dude while joking about his (extremely real and threatening stories that he’s forcing me to say aren’t real please help) very obviously fake stories of crimes in 1999.(Please help he has my family hostage)

[@remi609]

What a relaxing game, you wouldn't think a man like this would've done something to silence the world back in 1999

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

schlatt fan milks a joke to death, in other words, the sky is blue and the towers are gone

[@remi609]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 jschurt can't know that doe he has dementia because everytime we mention it he gets so suprised

[@trystero1729]

1:05:40 I was in a band that covered Devil Went Down to Georgia once. Our violinist had to play both parts and agreed with Schlatt, the Devil’s is significantly harder

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

If your ever wondering how to 1999 someone, always ask “Schlatt” he’s beyond professional in that line of “work”

[@mann_man8556]

Man, I always love it when strap on streams. He’s got to be one of the streamers of all time.

[@CnDpops]

Whenever Schlatt got donated about him helping someone through a bad time I’m like’ *Schloggers.*

[@jacksghost4471]

There's just a whole ass murder lore surrounding schlatt and I am living for 1999

[@gordonramsayshat8791]

Those women aren’t

[@Orbital566]

Man can’t wait to yanket on my schlanket

[@lucymorgan526]

Schlandma Schlatt I’ve loved your recent chill streams. Always puts a smile on my face!

[@Case2_0]

The Devil lost because he cheated. “A band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.” The thing is, it was a 1v1 duel, Johnny vs The Devil.

[@str_]

he has experience washing off something tough since 1999

[@Charlotte-sw1qy]

“Who is your favorite dead music artist” for me it’s Beethoven because my dad would put on a Beethoven CD at night so I could sleep. I miss my dad a lot and I still listen to Beethoven if I can’t sleep.

[@northernarts08]

This is officially my favourite stream. Thank you Schlatt.

[@SitcomZ_]

Alternate title: Schlatt babysits chat while cleaning

[@jdhlegendz6700]

Man watching this really makes me feel like I’ve lost interest in gaming, “schlatt” can sit and play a game about power washing for a 1 hour n 40 minutes while I can’t even sit and play the newest AAA title game for half an hour without getting bored

[@deligeorgieva8535]

i know exactly what you mean and feel the same way, although powerwash simulator looks satisfying enough that i probably would play it for a few hours

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

Most AAA are kinda generic and bland. Look for good indies in the more niche genres you like. Those are usually more fun.

[@peabrain6872]

@@uhrguhrguhrg indies are also boring, they’re all the same thing

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

@@peabrain6872 *average* indie games are quite similar, yes. But there are a lot more of them than the AAA, so there are also more unique outliers that are worth playing. Look for the latter, not former.

[@peabrain6872]

@@uhrguhrguhrg meh, id rather play battlefield than a 2d platformer or a roguelike

[@Zx-hy9ys]

schlatt the type of guy to have his life ruined by a tiny yellow bird

[@Lersday]

Miss you Schlatt, glad you found something you feel comfortable streaming again

[@LocusNevernight]

"Schlatt"*

[@erynshields2434]

That was a great video "schlart", thank you for being such a great streamer

[@theultimatetrashman887]

The person giving schlatt money constantly for a single hat from basically start of the stream was so funny, bro is literally a TF2 mercenary

[@graceewing375]

Jschlatt gaslit me into getting New York style pizza today. Just cheese, of course, no toppings.

[@whitefang9758]

Always a good time when Schlump uploads a vod.

[@trudolph]

"Schlatt" the type of fella to say "I didn't need to use tab" than immediately looks at chat for help when he can't find the dirt

[@CT--tm2zm]

24:46 Schmitt looks right at the camera while chat reminds him about 1999

[@Wilbur.is.g00fy]

“Hey Schlickle my pickle” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING 🤣

[@unaudible4550]

“Schlart” should call his new flavor Jambo jizz

[@lagtastic1213]

that's. ... No, just no.

[@slowfoods6018]

This podcast like vibe is SO GOOD, I watched it all the way through while working and it is so relaxing!

[@tabboty]

Schluttorius seems insane bobbing his head to Animal Crossing

[@lillisrealm6110]

I think this stream is one of the only times I’ve seen shlug like act very genuine to a viewer

[@mrman2352]

My favorite part of this is listening to “Schlatt” talk about how good the music is, and not be able to hear it

[@frostytoast378]

schlart i am absolutely blasted rn. thank you for posting this vod because this is the best video ever. i love you buddy. slay away!

[@goatonapalmtree7328]

26:32 "hey man 😊- SCHLUM?" had me in tears omfg 😭

[@cosmosisrose]

37:55 wow I chose a fantastic day to watch this 💀

[@clownbones7396]

Please do more of this in the future, it was so fun to watch, hopefully o can catch a stream soon :)

[@tarahurd2723]

Every so often I come back to watch this vod

[@NeonGummy]

Thank you “Schlatt” for finally giving us more sweater duo that is if “Wilbur” responds to you two

[@solarspecter2646]

loved the stream shatt can’t wait for more streams like this

[@bluu290]

I love watching schlorgg's streams 😂

[@booperino8207]

nothing better than watching a shippy dippy doo stream after a long day :)

[@NGC-7635]

I really like these VODS, Schlugg

[@paulwhisler8356]

Always nice to see a new “Schlatt” vod

[@mrlemon1669]

I “love” it when “schlatt” does these types of “games”

[@jplaysgamez_]

true

[@lophuranycthemera1755]

"true"

[@bonniejunk]

i am going to find you

[@Nogame4U-_-]

Do more DayZ, I love watching those 3 hour long videos to the end. You genuinely got me interested in another game that you give spark to

[@fatmariomama]

i like watching schit's vods after a long day.

[@TheRabbitFootKiller]

I'm really loving the snipperclips plus music

[@ddogswagy8774]

Schlutt just has the best vods

[@tropical5135]

"Schlatt" trying to re"live" the satisfaction he felt back in 1999

[@Pickleyboi]

I have 100 hours in this game and all the achievements. I am so happy that this game is getting some recongnition!

[@cornio8373]

i loved the part where he cleaned the incident from 1999.

[@LianLilac]

Yeah, same.

[@jbrissette4309]

Gamer Supps flavor: Grandma’s Ashes

[@shrikesvalley4272]

im so happy to see schlatt branching out and experiencing things he's never done before

[@owynbealshire2731]

i play this game all day every day so glad you finnaly made a vido of it

[@HoneyBee_Pie]

Why is no one talking about the end of level 2 where he was just so invested and saying “of course” as he descends into insanity

[@nyx8099]

Playing these vods with your own playlists is great. Shlong will compliment my track choices occasionally.

[@mellohai3006]

I love it when Schlami plays games

[@ryneweakley6420]

I would be VERY happy to sit here and watch this allllllll day

[@Shire_]

I love it when "Schitt" post a new vod.

[@matsroscam]

I was a vod watcher up until 10min ago when I realised I can watch your past streams with the music

[@mochiminu_116]

Schliterus and Schlatty with the Fatty is WILD LMFAO, mad funny

[@april_flint]

33:51 His reaction to “slinkoln” made me laugh out loud in a public setting

[@theguywhoasked925]

It’s fun to see “Schlatt” do something calm, but it’s not enough to make us forget 1999, Jebediah “Schlatt”

[@SirAlexanderr]

Call it 9/11 punch: tastes like 2977 cases of lost life

[@laythalsibai9848]

Schlatt I’m craving some trucking simulator. I love watching u play that game drunk so much that I went out and bought a stirring controller and multiple bottles of liquor so when I see you live I’m joining in!

[@shaky1180]

The best SCHIPS VOD I have seen

[@neverever5467]

This video is very schlattisfying

[@cheftitoandbrooklynguy5437]

Schloatt is awesome bro keep up the good work yorkman

[@cjl7045]

i cant stop laughing at schat and his schenanigans

[@bumski.]

The funniest part was schlatt planned playing a chill game but ditched it like 20 minutes into playing it and played this instead

[@Eidel_Rose]

“Schlatt” is making me feel comforted, this is new.

[@animefategames9637]

This game will always be so satisfying to me, no matter who plays it

[@1309westernmaryland]

I am gonna start calling this guy my schlondom for schlex.

[@alpinevideos488]

You know what’s even better? Going outside. Not touching grass, but using a weed whacked. Holy crap.

[@gimpman3207]

almost as satisfying as using a Sheen X300 Flame Gun to mow down innocent veterans back in 1999

[@robertjr8474]

its weird seeing schlatt making his own content instead of having his viewers do it for him

[@russiangoose7053]

Bruh fr. Although the Schlagg variants compilation was pretty good

[@Aashstays]

I always watch "Schlatt's" Vods when im drawing, its nice

[@E.EE.]

Who is schlatt i only know schlinklius

[@Isabel-2]

love the unpacking music

[@ch5rry240]

i love these comforting "schmitfel" streams

[@user-vu7yl3gs5q]

1:06:39 It’s called “the devil went down to Georgia” if anyone was wondering since this part went on for a bit

[@Crappycrow]

Love your streams shlappity :)

[@scootdingerman60]

The fact that he played chair simulator for half an hour long proves that this is the 2nd most satisfying game ever

[@n6h6]

when schlitt said "if you sneezed during this video, bless you" I thought I was having an aneurysm

[@CT--tm2zm]

16:02 man in chat bout to 💨 and he wants the whole world to know 😂 😂

[@Bill..Cipher]

I feel like I shouldn't be this concerned about the water he's wasting

[@Captainunderbite]

I cant believe that i actually caught this stream. thank you shlunmp