I like how "YOU" in his notes is in big bold letters, implying he messed up before.
@jebarr34312 жыл бұрын
1. YOU ride your bicycle towards the crowd 2. YOU and the BICYCLE fall over
@screamingopossum78092 жыл бұрын
"YOU sit in YOUR seat" Like....that is the note for someone who's fucked that up before.
@DonJoe12 жыл бұрын
He has his first mistake was thinking he could run a country 💀
@RedsHitpostMedia2 жыл бұрын
Id bet he thought it was for someone else before
@Tumbleflop2 жыл бұрын
@@screamingopossum7809 100% guarantee they practiced
@criidawg2 жыл бұрын
joe literally would fall for a "joe mama" joke, 3 times in a row
@barrothontherocks33252 жыл бұрын
i don't doubt that he'd forget his own name and respond to a "hi joe" with "who's joe?"
@kakyoindonut32132 жыл бұрын
@Seriously? Joe Hawley is the rhythm guitarist and one of the vocalists of Tally Hall. He is also the project director for ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical), in addition to this, he has also released a solo comedy hip-hop album under his own name entitled Joe Hawley Joe Hawley. Joe was born and raised in Bloomfield Hills, MI. He attended Lahser High School, overlapping in his time there with Ross Federman. He was a film/English double major at the University of Michigan, and graduated in 2005. While at college, he formed the comedy troupe anonyMous and produced the feature film Sargasm, from which many of Tally Hall's early videos were taken. He was introduced to Rob Cantor their sophomore year through their mutual friend Andrew Laurich, a housemate of Rob and Andrew Horowitz. They sat next to each other in a musicology course, and eventually Rob convinced Joe to join the band he'd formed with Andrew and Zubin Sedghi. Joe was the one who proposed the name Tally Hall, after the former site of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. He is a vegetarian, in theory.
@criidawg2 жыл бұрын
@@kakyoindonut3213 im so glad you spared him, because i wouldn't have-
@toiletjoseph41672 жыл бұрын
@@kakyoindonut3213 ew taLLy haLL 🤮🤢
@zigzag91972 жыл бұрын
@@kakyoindonut3213 I miss Tally Hall, they made some good ass music
@Logan-dk8of2 жыл бұрын
I like how the cheat sheet says "YOU sit in YOUR chair" emphasizing that he should sit in someone else's chair like when he stood in someone else's spot at the podium
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Жыл бұрын
VP instinct kicked in from a decade prior
@TheReal_GigaChad Жыл бұрын
@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 copium
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Жыл бұрын
@@TheReal_GigaChad how can you support Joe Biden and call yourself a Gigachad?
@onmylifeiswear Жыл бұрын
yeah like he took someone's spot in the white house
@CM0SRS Жыл бұрын
holy shit lmfaooooo
@unknownceleb6428 ай бұрын
Notice the instructions in the first one says "you take YOUR seat." That man has been sitting in another mans seat.
@EvilDrHousegaming4 ай бұрын
Been sitting on people’s laps
@Splatenohno3 ай бұрын
He steals the seat
@vincentadultman62263 ай бұрын
@@SplatenohnoNo, he forgets they not playing musical chairs at his 10th birthday party
@Micerog3 ай бұрын
YOU
@minchy90943 ай бұрын
or he has 2 egos and he used the wrong one to sit down
@Battlefox64_RL2 жыл бұрын
The real guy who should be president is his teleprompt writer. That person has a heart of gold. I would have already made Joe say some pretty memorable lines.
@theultimatep1e402 жыл бұрын
Nah it should be schlatt
@MaxC_12 жыл бұрын
heart of gold? More like the guy prolly has an autocannon hanging over his head in case he tries something funny
@rppoker85412 жыл бұрын
But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans
@msl28672 жыл бұрын
Biden is perfect meme material
@rppoker85412 жыл бұрын
@@msl2867 no that’s Orange Trump
@owenskalvalki3057 Жыл бұрын
Joe is the only person who can hide his own Easter eggs
@benitoswagolini3410 Жыл бұрын
Joe's the type of guy to forget he's on in hide and seek and be confused when they run away
@The_King_from_Clash_Royale Жыл бұрын
Destruction 💯
@hoosmyster Жыл бұрын
I am fucking stealing that gold!
@jackcanterville647011 ай бұрын
Qqrrhhah ahhahahahah
@hellsSG10 ай бұрын
I'm home with covid right now and this comment almost took me out.
@jackmarston1426 Жыл бұрын
Joe is the embodiment of what happens to NPC’s after the end of a cutscene
@gameplays17927 ай бұрын
he lowkey acts like a gta npc☠️
@vincentadultman62263 ай бұрын
@@gameplays1792Na, Joe is old enough to be a Pong NPC
@gameplays17923 ай бұрын
@@vincentadultman6226na, more like the first chess npc
@vincentadultman62263 ай бұрын
@@gameplays1792 na, the first marbles NPC (maybe that's how he lost em in the first place)
@oog20082 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden the type of guy to search up a tutorial for the tutorial
@gobineko81212 жыл бұрын
He searches Google so he can get to Google
@booster02 жыл бұрын
@@gobineko8121 yes
@The_miIk2 жыл бұрын
@@gobineko8121 my dad is 43 and he does that 😭
@Rex-golf_player8102 жыл бұрын
How do i watch this tutorial
@MaxiemumKarnage2 жыл бұрын
He types Google into the Google search bar
@thisisneat68042 жыл бұрын
Finally "Schlatt" can drunk drive without major repercussions. Unlike what he did in 1999 September 27 11:23 pm.
@ninovitaliano79432 жыл бұрын
so called "schlatt"
@nilladrawsstuff2 жыл бұрын
Those orphans we're never the same.
@Sorta82 жыл бұрын
The foundation of that building never stood a chance
@kristupas_12682 жыл бұрын
It's the drunk crashers that mess it up for the rest of us!
@mihajlomujkovic68162 жыл бұрын
Ah yes I remeber how he entnicly cleaned out an entire town in the middle of kosovo in 1999 it was so funny when those orphans screamed for help😸😹
@Flash-FireCC2 жыл бұрын
I love how chat was saying "we had no choice" after schlatt said, "did we really vote him in guys?" Telling ya, 2024 is gonna be something.
@TheGreatest_Bot2 жыл бұрын
Chat is so full of shit. I don't even like trump, like at all. But to say they had no choice whem Biden is clearly the worst choice is beyond me. Are liberals ever honest???
@Notthebloodgod8122 жыл бұрын
If Biden actually puts on his big boy boots and decides not to run Democrats actually have a chance even more of a chance depending on how all the investigations into Dumptruck Trump go
@mcloven20132 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he'll be impeached before then
@99wentworthgaming472 жыл бұрын
@@mcloven2013 why would joe be impeached? Unlike Trump I don't think he broke any laws
@Battlefox64_RL2 жыл бұрын
@@99wentworthgaming47 you still mad, huh?
@lokomotion726 Жыл бұрын
Man i love laughing at people in more socially superior positions than me
@СНІМР Жыл бұрын
don't we all
@quantumblur_314511 ай бұрын
Punch up!
@mattirrodraca280710 ай бұрын
I mean I'm not a puppet
@toniotrussardi81269 ай бұрын
he may be socially superior but not mentally bros train of though is 10 hours of static noise
@dinamiteurdinamiteur23247 ай бұрын
He is just an oligarch corrupted puppet of the kleptocracy of america Itak war after debt paid is 6000 billion dollar from tax payers And yes 6000 billions no error Yall don't even jnow it in america
@dunkelheit3752 жыл бұрын
When Biden won the election, they said that "The adult is back on the white house". Little did they know that he's too adult for the position lmao
@maestrofeli42592 жыл бұрын
too adult💀
@stopmotionharry89892 жыл бұрын
At least he’s not a toddler like Trump 😂
@rexblade5042 жыл бұрын
@@stopmotionharry8989 I mean Trump acted like a child, Biden literally has the mental and physical capability of a toddler. Say what you want about Trump, he sort of knew what he was doing, even if you didn't like it.
@iconic36062 жыл бұрын
@@stopmotionharry8989 trump ain’t a toddler LMAO. Why are you still after him?
@byekou2 жыл бұрын
@@stopmotionharry8989 when the toddler runs the country better than the adult truly a f-d up world
@nulsis-92 жыл бұрын
he's like an NPC whos AI breaks after a cutscene
@jackochainsaw2 жыл бұрын
T pose
@Landgraf432 жыл бұрын
Atleast this npc is doing some decent policies lately.
@apolishguy35402 жыл бұрын
@@Landgraf43 really? like what
@Landgraf432 жыл бұрын
@@apolishguy3540 infrastructure bill, stimulus checks, student loan forgiveness, medicaid expansion, pardoning of nonviolent drug offenders, and a few other things.
@danielwoods38962 жыл бұрын
@@Landgraf43 *his handlers
@permanent83872 жыл бұрын
joe is the DEFINITION of "dont let them know your next move"
@NicoSleepyLeen2 жыл бұрын
They can't know your next move if you don't know your next move yourself
@Rex-golf_player8102 жыл бұрын
Dont let you know your next move
@exudeku2 жыл бұрын
@@NicoSleepyLeen the ultimate wildcard
@dprov18772 жыл бұрын
"i don't know my next move or why im moving"
@Tenebricklol Жыл бұрын
actually, we all know his next move when he sees stairs
@BryceHaynie3 ай бұрын
This was 1 year before the debate
@presidentofyes123 ай бұрын
In retrospect its surprising how surprised we were at his performance. An embarrassment of that scale had been long coming
@-TVKiko-3 ай бұрын
@@presidentofyes12 we should have known this was coming :,)
@celluIare3 ай бұрын
🦅
@panthekirb75612 ай бұрын
@@presidentofyes12 Only the people who haven't been listening to Biden speak were surprised tbh
@paradoxicalmadness45072 ай бұрын
@@presidentofyes12Only dems were surprised. The other side has been "conspiracy theorists" for 3 years seeing this
@maxweII_demon2 жыл бұрын
dude, imagine if we elected someone born AFTER the invention of the wheel for once 2024 update: oh my god
@TheBigH Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@absolutezerochill2700 Жыл бұрын
There were like two young presidents, one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star , and the other who kept giving a speech after getting shot. Young presidents are a 50/50 on quality
@TheCalmPsycho Жыл бұрын
@@absolutezerochill2700 That just means we need a bigger sample size
@ezekielzein-eldin Жыл бұрын
@@absolutezerochill2700 did you just fucking advocate for bay of pigs?????
@ezekielzein-eldin Жыл бұрын
@@absolutezerochill2700 "one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star" REALLY sounds like you are saying he should have invaded.
@bradyharpe6051 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: That's so disrespectful! Also schlatt: *laughs uncontrollably for 3 minutes*
@wizardgaming6759 Жыл бұрын
Obviously him saying that’s so disrespectful was sarcasm.
@LotFrat9 ай бұрын
@@wizardgaming6759 No it wasn't Something can be disrespectful AND funny
@wizardgaming67599 ай бұрын
@@LotFrat true
@KathyBlock-e6c7 ай бұрын
No it's not disrespectful, it's a disgrace that Biden won't step down
@roxaskinghearts5 ай бұрын
i love how America has millions of documented cases in people going to the news to show when they didnt have insurance but some how democrats are struggling if only youtube didnt invest in unAmerican losers like all of you
@thatonedude53942 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a perfect president to match out country's energy.
@SapatoSlugma2 жыл бұрын
Our country's energy is matching with the president because of the president
@sounds_like_pain33452 жыл бұрын
@@SapatoSlugma ahahaha boutta say 😂 you guys voted for the mofo
@rppoker85412 жыл бұрын
But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans
@pumpkingamebox2 жыл бұрын
@@SapatoSlugma Nah, incompetency has been a part of the US culture for quite some time.
@decorumlopez91472 жыл бұрын
energy costs extra
@SouthernMaineFoamer6 ай бұрын
He won’t bite the dust, that would be cannibalism 💀
@Flonchosis3 ай бұрын
NAHH 💀💀
@catfish.with.top.hat.3 ай бұрын
PPFFFHAHAHAHHAHA
@criidawg3 ай бұрын
akjbdkaHKHASFJDKHFKSJDA
@mailliww2 ай бұрын
That’s crazy
@rachfan2228Ай бұрын
LMFAO
@c4sualcycl0ps482 жыл бұрын
When Biden fell of the bike I imagine the secret service agents nearly shit themselves
@robertpaulson63602 жыл бұрын
Well, Biden certainly did.
@superbattleship38732 жыл бұрын
“Oh man I told Stacy this was a bad idea.” “Oh crap crap crap crap I’m so fired” *Draws gun on sidewalk* “GET AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENT”
@cb41503 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they were like "oh shit,we won't have to cover up another assassination attempt, we can let the media blame it on his demented brain"
@Coco_19589 ай бұрын
@@cb41503 I thought that was referring to Kennedy…But now I know it wasn’t.
@B_COOPER8 ай бұрын
Whoever assembled that bike for him is probably in gitmo being water boarded.
@_The_United_States_Of_America Жыл бұрын
Joe Biden is the type of guy to bring 19 people to an 18+ movie.
@codeinexrist Жыл бұрын
any "yo mama so dumb joke" can apply to him tbh 😭
@RickAstley-qd8bn Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and they would all be kids that he can sniff.
@AsterWma Жыл бұрын
You spelt "trump" wrong In your username
@CheeseMiser11 ай бұрын
@@AsterWma this isnt even political. Biden LITTERALLY HAS DEMENTIA. Try not being a mindless sheep
@GamingwithSuper11 ай бұрын
@@AsterWmano he’s tump
@DeFens19932 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s not even political at this point and everyone has just accepted the Sleepy Joe.
@magmapixel86272 жыл бұрын
Facts lmao I support him and this shit is still hilarious
@lowlydovahkiin80842 жыл бұрын
You have a president with either short-term memory loss or dementia. I'm so sorry.
@ciberthej2 жыл бұрын
@@lowlydovahkiin8084 I’m sorry too honestly, sorry that this isn’t some comedy show cuz it would make millions.
@kakyoindonut32132 жыл бұрын
slippin' joe
@no-ev1om2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the Biden presidency was when Biden said “It’s Bidin’ time!” and Bided all over the place
@thesynical9392 жыл бұрын
The fact that this man is 79 and is this far gone is astonishing. My grandfather is 79 and just finished cutting oak logs and oak branches from our tree after hurricane ian. I can deadlift 330 and when I pick up these tree logs he can lift right along with me. Biden is surely something
@someguytryingtomakeaomelet65942 жыл бұрын
Whats your grandad made out of !?
@heyymanniceshot2 жыл бұрын
@@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 fine wine, can tell by the way he's aged
@jedofaxa11472 жыл бұрын
With all due respect, who asked ? Grand papi being strong will not change mr.sleepy being sleepy
@andrewe.24642 жыл бұрын
@@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 he’s made out of oak, the sacrifice of the trees flesh fuels his immortality
@athrowawayperson99902 жыл бұрын
Well, good for your old man, cause he's actually the outlier! Most elderly people (65+) will develop into a stage of alzhiemers before they turn 80, and most elderly people develop some form of generalized dementia before 75.
@MikeyPierce-vc8pp Жыл бұрын
This man’s brain is pretty much a series of microwave humming endlessly.
@vincentadultman62263 ай бұрын
pretty sure it's just Cosmic Background radiation in there. The only thing keeping him from turning into dust is him forgetting he's dust already
@ararafs3 ай бұрын
Literally me
@DrMemesYT2 жыл бұрын
Biden's entire presidency summed up in one video.
@thatonea-hole2 жыл бұрын
So we are just Jschlatt, laughing at how this is our president and this is the world we live
@Rey_amp2 жыл бұрын
True lol
@bobafett53992 жыл бұрын
@@thatonea-hole we have the very poor choice between two old men. One a klu klux grandpa that throws tantrums like he’s six or a great great great grandpa joe who can’t see strait
@bobafett53992 жыл бұрын
@@thatonea-hole I’m laughing with you
@xminty_dinox2 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that as his entire “pregnancy”
@joekerr54182 жыл бұрын
For anyone who's worried about the nuclear codes, don't fret, he's not pushing any buttons. He's not the one running the show lol. It's the guy who writes the cue cards
@solitaryenjoyer4112 жыл бұрын
Who's this guy?
@hollowman94102 жыл бұрын
@@solitaryenjoyer411 corporate lobbyists?
@joekerr54182 жыл бұрын
@@solitaryenjoyer411 exactly
@orbitingsentientsatellite43612 жыл бұрын
No shit hes not running the show, if he was we would all have died some time ago
@henryplumb52002 жыл бұрын
Cant punch in the nuclear codes if you don't know em in the first place xD
@randomninja2 жыл бұрын
Watching the world pretend Joe has any clue where he is or what he's doing has been one of the strangest experiences of my life.
@NEEDbacon Жыл бұрын
The Emperor has no clothes and is on his way for ice cream.
@MrToddino Жыл бұрын
@@NEEDbacon Chocolate Chocolate Chip :)
@volkan2097 Жыл бұрын
They use him as a puppet Joe has no authority
@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz Жыл бұрын
I mean this country was stupid even before Biden and Trump
@sourdrop10 ай бұрын
It has truly been an experience to witness the mental gymnastics performed by his followers who try to blame his dementia on his stutter.
@brianmo2965 Жыл бұрын
Honestly im convinced that joe will just disintegrate at any moment
@EuRoWeIrD11 ай бұрын
Thanos snap 🫰
@gameplays17927 ай бұрын
just like the queen😃
@niraxlevi99306 ай бұрын
😂😂 at the least the queen was better and had her brain intact until the end but man joe is something 😂😂😂@gameplays1792
@BitchObama6 ай бұрын
I'm highly convinced he not only have dementia but also have schizophrenia
@stop_16733 ай бұрын
heheh...yeah......*disintegrates*
@quandaledingle18802 жыл бұрын
The best one is when during a CNN interview his brain crashed and he just stood still with his elbows at 90• angles with his fists clenched like he was riding a horse 💀
Most of these clips are actually edited. His actual speeches are a lot more coherent.
@murderinc5302 жыл бұрын
@@chekhov4215 sure buddy😂 I’ve watched many of his speeches live and they’re comical. He’s an embarrassment to the country
@imhopelesslyaddictedtofent42662 жыл бұрын
@@chekhov4215 he was like this during the presidential debate, no editing. Constantly slurring words together and stuttering.
@cosmicaeris2 жыл бұрын
@@chekhov4215 just accept america’s fate
@JonduGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@chekhov4215 No, they're not. That man needs to be in a retirement home
@LeMenace12 жыл бұрын
“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asfutmsifwffutsh.” - Boe Jiden
@n-s-a71132 жыл бұрын
I mean he ain't wrong.
@PokemonFanatic432 жыл бұрын
He's speaking the language of the gods
@johnchenthebest44952 жыл бұрын
Where is the lie tho?
@Pills2 Жыл бұрын
here is the definition of the word according to urban dictionary "A word describing American and it's greatness. With it the hight gas prices in the world and corrupt government lead by the Democratic Party. It has made great accomplishments by make the rich richer and keep the poor down by letting in drug dealers in from Mexico. To keep them all high so they don't question there government as they slowly f*** them all over. was best described by president joe biden."
@LeMenace1 Жыл бұрын
@@Pills2 sounds about right
@MrGamerX487 ай бұрын
2:35 I swear the team in charge of keeping Joe at bay are the most patient people on the plant
@JacksWorldYT2 жыл бұрын
Him asking where that dead woman was AFTER he paid tribute to her takes the cake 💀
I seriously expect him to glitch through the floor and start ragdoll-flapping across the horizon
@sollew74349 ай бұрын
Take my like, you've earned it.
@schwarz8614 Жыл бұрын
I don't get how Americans can leave a person with clear dementia as the head of their state.
@RunstarHomer Жыл бұрын
The older I get, the more I realize an overwhelming majority of people are simply not willing to think critically. The dementia was obvious in 2020, but some people were absolutely adamant that it was just some Fox News smear campaign or something.
@budgetcommander48497 ай бұрын
Because the people running against him are just actively malicious.
@wisteria09716 ай бұрын
Not our choice bro 😔 they rigged the votes.
@wisteria09716 ай бұрын
@@budgetcommander4849Nah, it's just that everyone's stupid and can't see that having a clear dementia patient as a president is absolutely fucking dumb and we just screwed ourselves
@Sleepingpillsandcaffeine5 ай бұрын
I mean I get that the other choice is also shitty but did they really not have a better candidate than HIM?!
@stingray90002 жыл бұрын
Our president is just a walking meme at this point
@thedudeamongmengs20512 жыл бұрын
To be fair, anyone with a lot of power or popularity is. I mean you probably remember "thanks obama"
@thecat68982 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t help that he’s so old he isn’t even a boomer he’s older then a entire boomer he’s a meme because it’s clear his age is getting to his brain and is acting like your grandpa
@PrincessofKeys2 жыл бұрын
Weren't they all
@angelwarrior_30672 жыл бұрын
he has done good things tho so far
@moseschew45382 жыл бұрын
@@angelwarrior_3067 yeah Joe has done a great job shitting in his pants
@themangomessiah83942 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from people who've been dead for 30 years
@SpazAttax262 жыл бұрын
How dare you those people fought in the revolutionary war!
@timewellspent81372 жыл бұрын
Actually they found 10000 mail in dislikes in a dumpster
@IsaiahINRI2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me. My dog disliked this video
@OctagonalSquare2 жыл бұрын
Just like his votes
@notoriousriot2502 жыл бұрын
So biden voters
@DavidKFZ Жыл бұрын
Nothing would make my day more than hearing Joe say "yeah, people kept thinking I was losing my marbles... so for a joke, I pretended I had"
@moistoyst3187 Жыл бұрын
"We do a little trolling" - Joe Biden I think
@DavidKFZ Жыл бұрын
@@moistoyst3187 "..it's called we do a little trolling" - Donald Trump I know
@cara-seyun Жыл бұрын
“Yes Holy Father, abortion is no more, they still believe I am senile”
@sammybutler3027 Жыл бұрын
I wish it was a joke
@SophisticatedHermit Жыл бұрын
At the very least he is pretending to be a president.
@FunnySkelaton Жыл бұрын
Just wait till Joe Bidens husband hears about this
@rogerrhodes904 ай бұрын
What about the sister who's the love of his life?
@Y_nY13 ай бұрын
@@rogerrhodes90😂
@Barry.Age63 Жыл бұрын
"Back in my days, our presidents didn’t suffer from severe dementia!" "Sure, Grandpa, let’s put you to sleep"
@ZenzeroSans6 ай бұрын
If he's anything like Joe, he wouldn't even remember what a president was.
@Y_nY13 ай бұрын
@@ZenzeroSansfoul 😭😭😂
@MrWizeazz2 жыл бұрын
He’s the only person I’ve seen fall walking upstairs 3 times on the same trip.
@sebastianfries274 Жыл бұрын
“The enemy has no idea what you are doing, if you have no idea what you are doing.” - Me, 2020
@kadenlemon495 Жыл бұрын
I mean, you’re not wrong.
@porterwilson24393 ай бұрын
feels great to come back to this one HAHA
@Gstum_2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe people think this man should be in charge of anything, it’s comical how many times he’s shown to be completely senile
@wizardgaming67592 жыл бұрын
Well 1. People voted for him to get Trump out without thinking. 2. There’s sadly people that somehow think he’s doing better than Trump.
@raingirlcat2245 Жыл бұрын
@@wizardgaming6759 Barely anyone thinks that he’s doing better than Trump accept for the Democraps I meant Democrats who are honestly dead anyone. It’s a dying political party.
@jamesgatz5301 Жыл бұрын
A lot of dead people and non existent were very supportive of the B-Dawg at 4am on election night
@batterypowers-j2d Жыл бұрын
@@wizardgaming6759 Well Trump is dangerous. Having him as persident wouldve been sm worse
@canyonherb Жыл бұрын
@@batterypowers-j2dhow is he dangerous?
@jimmydore51362 жыл бұрын
He’s like a Skyrim npc, you half expect him to turn to the mic and say: hEaRd ThEy’Re ReFoRmInG tHe DaWnGuArD
@loganreidy70552 жыл бұрын
More like Oblivion npc because he's oblivious
@Aric_EPU2 жыл бұрын
@@loganreidy7055 HA HA HA HA HA BECAUSE WORDPLAY.
@ZephyrUltimate_2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting “I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee,” but the Dawnguard line is much funnier.
@itsmaddiebee2 жыл бұрын
I love that people are trying to have serious political discussion under a Schlatt compilation lmfao
@alpha_99972 жыл бұрын
Its the damn us president!!! Also this is the best place to have a discussion because whenever i get depressed i just press unpause and dye laughing
@itsmaddiebee2 жыл бұрын
@@alpha_9997 I laugh at Joe too; I just don’t try to debate policy or advocate for candidates under a meme compilation
@alpha_99972 жыл бұрын
@@itsmaddiebee yeahbut everytime i get depressed i can just click unpause and it goes away!
@alpha_99972 жыл бұрын
Therefore, the best place
@god_2.0_the_better_version2 жыл бұрын
I mean, at least a lot of the discussion is relatively respectful here. So far I haven't seen people aggressively cussing each other out and sending death threats so that's nice
@purplepotatoes9255 Жыл бұрын
3:26 leader of the free world, unrestricted by sidewalks.
@imstupid880 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt isn't afraid of being cancelled for laughing at Biden, because he's already gotten away with the incident of '99.
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe9 ай бұрын
Tbf, everybody laughs at Biden. So nobody would give a shit.
@YourGrannyLol3 ай бұрын
What is "the incident of 99?"
@Piskipo2 жыл бұрын
You left out the one when Joe asked if Jackie Walorski was at her own memorial service. The entire presentation up to that point was talking about her life and tragic passing.
@joshuafischer6842 жыл бұрын
That was actually sad. Not even funny-and-sad, just sad.
@thekeyandthegate40932 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafischer684 That was the moment where it really hit. This is straight up fucking elder abuse. Joe should be at home, looked after by his family, and spending his twilight years with his children and wife. Instead, he's making an embarrassment of himself in front of the nation every other day through basically no fault of his own. The DNC are at fault here. They probably have him drugged up to his eyeballs, and he's probably not making most of the decisions behind the scenes. He has dementia and it's horrible to see. I feel for him, no matter how much I disagree with his politics.
@dizasteroid72 жыл бұрын
She was taking part in a documentary exposing human sex trafficking before her "accident". She didnt have many fans in the democrat party. I wouldnt be surprised if it was his way of mocking her given his pedophilic predilections.
@truesoulghost27772 жыл бұрын
Also when he tried to boast about wiping his own ass lol
@TheWhiteWolf723 Жыл бұрын
"Why didn't we get Kanye" is funnier now for a whole different reason
@Cometstarlight Жыл бұрын
And he's RUNNING AGAIN. Help us.
@zachboyd4749 Жыл бұрын
With a 40% voter approval rating. He’s gonna get the boot so hard and I’m gonna enjoy every second of it as he’s thrown out of the White House…
@thecomedypilot58947 ай бұрын
@@zachboyd4749 Nah it's 30% approval now
@josho71387 ай бұрын
What is it now?🤔
@addison_v_ertisement16785 ай бұрын
@@thecomedypilot5894That's still too high.
@thecomedypilot58945 ай бұрын
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 True. It’s a shame.
@emma_nutella582 жыл бұрын
You think one day someone will be like “mr president can you tell us why you made this law?” And then joe is like “I forgor💀”
@testcase69972 жыл бұрын
That’s not how laws work you 60 Iq puss
@MrRed_22052 жыл бұрын
"I Forgor" im fucking dying at work from this comment 😂 i pictured him drooling all over the desk
@therealg.o.a.t37572 жыл бұрын
He's already doing that 😂😭
@MrRed_22052 жыл бұрын
@@therealg.o.a.t3757 Holding a half molten icecream cone with a let's go brandon sticker on his forehead 😆
@therealg.o.a.t37572 жыл бұрын
@@MrRed_2205 I'm dying rn 😂
@Ze_N00B2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I feel bad for him. He's at the most fragile part of his life and it feels like they nevertheless using him like a puppet.
@LANCEtheBOIL2 жыл бұрын
if you knew how evil old Joe is you wouldn't say that.
@therealg.o.a.t37572 жыл бұрын
Yeah Joe was and still is an evil sob
@Ze_N00B2 жыл бұрын
@@LANCEtheBOIL I remember how evil he was. The war on ni- I mean *drugs* , of course, being just one example. Still, it feels like it isn't even the same person anymore. It's like if you could beat up Hitler after he was lobotomised and rendered blind and deaf.
@electrorage41582 жыл бұрын
@@Ze_N00B That would never happen. My grandfather made sure Hitler was dead.
@LANCEtheBOIL Жыл бұрын
@@Ze_N00B he's still in power, he needs to be destroyed, if Hitler was a slobbering mess but still the head of the naughtzee party would you give him a break?
@hithere6402 жыл бұрын
Please can we not have the oldest people running for president?? Why do we have to choose between a blue rich old man and a red rich old man? In fact can we not have the entire 2 party system???
@Mattormus2 жыл бұрын
George Washington was painfully right by saying that having a multiple party system would destroy our nation
@FatWhataburgerGuy2 жыл бұрын
fax
@OzzyIDV2 жыл бұрын
Literally the most Ancient human beings possible
@magmapixel86272 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how we would do it but the 2 party system needs to go. No matter the result of an election, roughly 50% of the nation is unhappy with it. It’s fucking insane.
@athrowawayperson99902 жыл бұрын
@@magmapixel8627 The best option is for people to start paying attention to the fact we *are not* a two party system. The "third party" groups(Green party, Liberatarian, etc) *are* parties, and often have better candidates than the "main" parties. Yet, they get ignored frequently because Americans have been convinced it's red or blue, no other options.
@raginginsanity3718 Жыл бұрын
This man makes me embarrassed to even tell people I’m from America
@Tyfu39944 Жыл бұрын
Who?
@justamoravian1042 Жыл бұрын
Biden isn't the only thing that you deserve to be embarassed for mate
@googleisevil8958 Жыл бұрын
@@justamoravian1042 True but he's the biggest thing we should be embarrassed of. Still somehow better than Putin or Xi. If anything because he's just the inept he can barely keep his own party together.
@elgordo2162 Жыл бұрын
Bro he's not even in the top 10 reasons we should be embarrassed 😂
@genericwhitedude Жыл бұрын
@@elgordo2162What’s the top 10? You got me curious.
@Ayden24B Жыл бұрын
“Why didn’t we get Kanye” aged very very well lmao
@SollomonTheWise Жыл бұрын
Still would have done s better job than the sleeper
@Ayden24B Жыл бұрын
@@SollomonTheWise You’re an idiot
@david78002 жыл бұрын
i agree with "schlatt" here, i'm starting to think these aren't jokes anymore
@Ebb0Productions2 жыл бұрын
I think we're way past "thinking" now. It's quite obvious he's not all there.
@kevinthibodeau68132 жыл бұрын
This has been him for a long time now
@bigpete78652 жыл бұрын
Did people think this was biden joking about not being "all there" when people started talking about his mental state?
@jebbroham17762 жыл бұрын
Biden's been a joke for 50 years, just not a good one.
@aesieaiyahcloe2 жыл бұрын
The only jokes are the bums that vote for him. And the dead ones too. Oh and I'm not American so I can laugh at peeps there. 🤣
@KvapuJanjalia2 жыл бұрын
"She was 12 and I was 30" - Joe Biden
@darthplagueis3488 Жыл бұрын
Imagine joe running for reelection and his opponent is Chris Hansen who decides to run for president
@SollomonTheWise Жыл бұрын
The perfect representative for the democrat voting base
@Uniqueyewnork Жыл бұрын
Shlatt dying of cuteness from the cat at 4:23 is seritonin to me I love it
@ga62572 жыл бұрын
I genuinely feel bad for the guy he's in so far over his head
@magmapixel86272 жыл бұрын
He really isn’t. He has 40 years of experience in government and was Vice President for 8 years. Huge step up from Trump who was a fucking reality TV host that decided to run for president for fun.
@lowlydovahkiin80842 жыл бұрын
Dimentias a bitch ain't it?
@Darkmaga17762 жыл бұрын
@@magmapixel8627 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you have to be a bot
@kekkley2 жыл бұрын
I think I'd rather have the TV host.
@god_2.0_the_better_version2 жыл бұрын
@@magmapixel8627 I don't think either of them were good options, and to quote I don't know who, "To be a good leader, you have to be an asshole," you can't care about anything or anyone else unless it will directly benefit you in the future. To be a good leader, the only people in the world you should care about are the people you're leading. It must be only with their best interests at heart, whether they or others hate you for it, that is your job as a leader. And take that as you will. We can all have our own opinions and I understand both sides, I understand the hate towards Trump as well as the support, and vice versa with Joe.
@GetDougDimmadomed2 жыл бұрын
The most terrifying part of this is that he has the nuclear codes. This dunce has the ability to end the world with the scribble of a pen.
@tallyholads46202 жыл бұрын
He can't remember them it's fine
@athrowawayperson99902 жыл бұрын
The president doesn't actually have this kind of undeniable power. The head of defense can literally just say no, especially if there isn't a war, and it would, y'know, break the Geneva convention.
@no-ev1om2 жыл бұрын
@@athrowawayperson9990 yeah the prezzie can’t call in a nuke whenever they please. when i am president, i will change this
@heheheha19972 жыл бұрын
I dont think he knows, plus I doubt his caretakers would let him.
@sootysix87232 жыл бұрын
@@athrowawayperson9990 eventhough joe would probably have been present at the signing of the geneva convention, i highly doubt he’d remeber the laws
@VanquisherVIII2 жыл бұрын
"Did we really vote him in?" I honestly don't know what would be worse, if we actually voted for him, or they faked it lol.
@testcase69972 жыл бұрын
It’s very funny how your theory is the Democrats stole the election from Trump while trump was in charge. I love using you guys
@whocares67572 жыл бұрын
Either most of the country is stupid or the election was rigged and honestly we're doomed either way
@JohnnyDoh Жыл бұрын
Like you pfp
@Greek-God-Adonis Жыл бұрын
The only reason people voted for this man was because since day 1 of Trump being president, almost every news station and stand up live show just bashed trump 24/7, even for the smallest detail they just kept bashing him making him out to be the worst possible thing to ever happen. EVEN now after his presidency they still bash him. So what did people think to do? Literally vote for anyone else other than Trump since that would OBVIOUSLY be the worst thing to happen. But I still have doubts and believe the polls were rigged
@testcase6997 Жыл бұрын
@@Greek-God-Adonis be quiet idiot. Your email is tied to your account. Stop defending mlesting kids.
@benjamin_0265 Жыл бұрын
Joe is the type of guy to ask for an eraser to write with.
@vincentadultman62263 ай бұрын
Joe's brain or lack thereof does the erasing for him now
@Tabloid_Hedron Жыл бұрын
AN AD POPPED UP AT 4:08 WITH JOE BIDEN TALKING TO ME. that was hilarious. the first one I've ever seen too, with Joe talking to me.
@jasoncarto2 жыл бұрын
_”the shadow government doesnt exist!”_ Meanwhile:
@aiarta22802 жыл бұрын
I mean. At this point on the timeline. If one still does not realise that there is only an optical, outwardly presenting difference between Trump and Biden and ALL the others, possibly excluding JFK after he wanted to disband the CIA which got him `killed from a window miles away´, you won´t realise it. And probably never will. Because frankly, people just dont WANT to see it. Which is very understandable really. Cowardly but I understand.
@joe-hl9rl2 жыл бұрын
deep state as Donald would say
@cbonez29092 жыл бұрын
Trump warned us. It's all fake right down to the media and west is telling you your entertainment is all managed and fake as well.
@aiarta22802 жыл бұрын
@@cbonez2909 Trump is a pawn of the 'shadow government'. Come on, dont kid yourself. You dont become president if that happening has been planned for decades, as with all presidents of the USA. He is controlled opposition nothing more.
@edwardbayfield14012 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in a parallel universe…
@NoahRudolph3 ай бұрын
This video is probably blowing up after the recent debate
@MortalCoil643 ай бұрын
ya think?
@beanapprentice16873 ай бұрын
Yep lol
@theredtechnician3 ай бұрын
Everyone in the news pretending they are surprised about what happened in the debate, we all knew.
@E-A-Z-Y2 жыл бұрын
I need a good 30 minutes more of this
@tahafawad4263 ай бұрын
Please joe peaked when he discovered fire just let him retire already😭
@leoescobar4308 Жыл бұрын
No way 80 million people voted for Joe 😂. But I’m glad they did so we can see all of his shenanigans 😂.
@thefernpersonwoahg Жыл бұрын
don't wanna get too political in a fucking _jschlatt comment section_ of all places but you got it right. the votes were quite literally rigged, you can research it (you need to fo some digging though, google doesn't like people who aren't democrats)
@jamorantsgun Жыл бұрын
you want the right to vote ever again? Trump shouldn’t be in office again then
@paindude5385 Жыл бұрын
@@jamorantsgunSilence, Liberal.
@jamorantsgun Жыл бұрын
@@paindude5385 silence, trumpy
@paindude5385 Жыл бұрын
@@jamorantsgun silence, Lefty.
@GaIaxy52963 ай бұрын
Joe is the type of person to fall for an Alt + F4 prank
@KizerRoll Жыл бұрын
"why didnt we get kanye?" aged like a fine milk
@adrianalvarez1990 Жыл бұрын
yummy 😋
@TheRealWhism2 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to believe that joe is so close to death that he sees other dead people 9:48
@KOCryomensukuna Жыл бұрын
4:56 The chat: *"Did you kill the queen"*
@CodeDusq3 ай бұрын
KZbin recommended me this today💀
@deadmuffinscry70013 ай бұрын
same
@creativename25673 ай бұрын
😂
@dive.cats-2 жыл бұрын
our nation may die but at least we’ll die laughing
@IanSager232 жыл бұрын
I feel like our president just totally embodies our countries state rn 😅
@leifcasanova30972 жыл бұрын
Disembodied
@whocares67572 жыл бұрын
I mean in the sense that our country's current state is his fault then yes you are correct
@Gibby343402 жыл бұрын
Specifically his voter base...
@eldin02211 Жыл бұрын
Not really his voter base, but just the whole nation in general, its a disaster
@ravenID4295 ай бұрын
Other way around
@martinsbeats48482 жыл бұрын
senior physician in the norwegian hospital declared him with dementia.
@jameson12392 жыл бұрын
Has this doctor actually examined him in person? I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if he did but that’s the kind of thing you need an exam for it be like if a doctor diagnosed you with cancer over a phone call you can rule it in but actual diagnosis requires an exam.
@Maverick21102 жыл бұрын
@@jameson1239 Dementia and Cancer are 2 very different things but you're right, physical diagnosis is necessary
@1ndiebird3 ай бұрын
It may be Joever, but Jsmack never ends.
@doodle73422 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Shlat get all sentimental about Jambo
@hagenspringtrap94312 жыл бұрын
1:35 it doesn't surprise "schlatt" has a bottle in reaching distance from his desk
@BerryFoodie Жыл бұрын
"The sidewalk is OVER" I couldn't stop laughing
@funnatopia704 Жыл бұрын
In all seriousness though, it would be really nice to elect someone who isn't old enough to be someone's great grandfather.
@weakw1ll2 жыл бұрын
4:05 theres only 1 right way to react to this clip and schlatts was it. This clip really bring the whole compilation to reality
@wyattriley76582 жыл бұрын
1:46 i said this joke in my physics class today….was very very awkward
@KaraRoseAlexandra2 ай бұрын
Yeah not surprising honestly
@B_COOPER10 ай бұрын
In his defense, his foot being caught up in the pedal straps is not an uncommon thing. They are made to secure your feet onto the pedals yes but they’re not there to save you from falling.. in fact they potentially cause you to fall… lmao
@user-jt4pr3fn7d4 ай бұрын
Bro is gonna get COOKED tonight
@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn3 ай бұрын
It's so joever
@craigusselman5463 ай бұрын
He got cooked BIG time....
@minitytv3 ай бұрын
@@craigusselman546call the fire department 😅
@TheNewNuggetSurfer-kz9km3 ай бұрын
ITS JOEVER
@wynsik2 жыл бұрын
I love that Schlatt never makes things seriously political, he just laughs at everybody when they do dumb sh!t. No matter who they are 😂 love your videos, man.
@wynsik2 жыл бұрын
@N7 yeah
@TJlolbagger Жыл бұрын
Well it doesn't affect him nearly as much considering how much money he makes.
@wynsik Жыл бұрын
@@TJlolbagger fr
@OGMandala2 жыл бұрын
Jshlatt: That's disrespectful, that's rude Also Jshlatt: *makes merch about the queens death*
@__Insanity_2 жыл бұрын
Not as disrespectful as what the British did to so many countries
@OGMandala2 жыл бұрын
@@__Insanity_ or the U.S.A to native Americans Or the British to the aborigines This hypocrisy goes both ways
@__Insanity_2 жыл бұрын
@@OGMandala Well yeah, the US and Britain are absolute cunts
@krak89782 жыл бұрын
@@OGMandala Native Americans don't exist
@OGMandala2 жыл бұрын
@@krak8978 I cant tell if your trolling or not
@skyteir32802 жыл бұрын
He makes fun of him in the way where it doesnt seem like youll get in trouble for it. which is something i appriciate for some reason
@calumneill5115 Жыл бұрын
Even if I was the leader of another country and saw Joe take a tumble down the stairs like that, in front of any camera I would personally laugh myself to tears
@MEATBALLMAN32002 жыл бұрын
I love how you added the cat TikTok, it's just that cute that it couldn't be left out
@decrepitmanlet652 Жыл бұрын
It’s impossible for me to NOT laugh at all of these clips 😂
@jackie.dee.018 ай бұрын
This is really just sad. Like you laugh at first and then you realise that’s the president. The dude can’t even do much about it he’s just not there.
@qwitz17178 ай бұрын
It's even more sad to think about people would rather vote for a guy with dementia than for Trump because he is even worse. You have two choices, a guy with dementia or a rapist who tried to overthrow democracy and was impeached twice. US elections are pretty fucked.
@e-tan39118 ай бұрын
@@qwitz1717 Suddenly Vermin Supreme isn't as much of a joke candidate as the actual candidates.
@villiam8723887 ай бұрын
@@qwitz1717Trump is also showing serious signs of dementia. But because he says and does so much other crazy shit it gets overlooked.
@LeeFeather23 күн бұрын
3:20 He doesn't do Rights, They only go Left👏👏👏🤣
@Luke_Faraday_0152 жыл бұрын
I feel like Joe see's ghosts.
@riddlecage2 жыл бұрын
The emphasis on the YOU’s and «YOUR seat» is fucking hilarious to me
@richardisadhd_ Жыл бұрын
schlatt really said “why didnt we just get kanye”💀💀💀