Schlatt Laughing At Joe Biden For 10 Minutes

[@Pivo4Ever]

I like how "YOU" in his notes is in big bold letters, implying he messed up before.

[@jebarr3431]

1. YOU ride your bicycle towards the crowd 2. YOU and the BICYCLE fall over

[@screamingopossum7809]

"YOU sit in YOUR seat" Like....that is the note for someone who's fucked that up before.

[@DonJoe1]

He has his first mistake was thinking he could run a country 💀

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

Id bet he thought it was for someone else before

[@Tumbleflop]

@@screamingopossum7809 100% guarantee they practiced

[@criidawg]

joe literally would fall for a "joe mama" joke, 3 times in a row

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i don't doubt that he'd forget his own name and respond to a "hi joe" with "who's joe?"

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@Seriously? Joe Hawley is the rhythm guitarist and one of the vocalists of Tally Hall. He is also the project director for ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical), in addition to this, he has also released a solo comedy hip-hop album under his own name entitled Joe Hawley Joe Hawley. Joe was born and raised in Bloomfield Hills, MI. He attended Lahser High School, overlapping in his time there with Ross Federman. He was a film/English double major at the University of Michigan, and graduated in 2005. While at college, he formed the comedy troupe anonyMous and produced the feature film Sargasm, from which many of Tally Hall's early videos were taken. He was introduced to Rob Cantor their sophomore year through their mutual friend Andrew Laurich, a housemate of Rob and Andrew Horowitz. They sat next to each other in a musicology course, and eventually Rob convinced Joe to join the band he'd formed with Andrew and Zubin Sedghi. Joe was the one who proposed the name Tally Hall, after the former site of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. He is a vegetarian, in theory.

[@criidawg]

@@kakyoindonut3213 im so glad you spared him, because i wouldn't have-

[@toiletjoseph4167]

@@kakyoindonut3213 ew taLLy haLL 🤮🤢

[@zigzag9197]

@@kakyoindonut3213 I miss Tally Hall, they made some good ass music

[@Logan-dk8of]

I like how the cheat sheet says "YOU sit in YOUR chair" emphasizing that he should sit in someone else's chair like when he stood in someone else's spot at the podium

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

VP instinct kicked in from a decade prior

[@TheReal_GigaChad]

​@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 copium

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

@@TheReal_GigaChad how can you support Joe Biden and call yourself a Gigachad?

[@onmylifeiswear]

yeah like he took someone's spot in the white house

[@CM0SRS]

holy shit lmfaooooo

[@unknownceleb642]

Notice the instructions in the first one says "you take YOUR seat." That man has been sitting in another mans seat.

[@EvilDrHousegaming]

Been sitting on people’s laps

[@Splatenohno]

He steals the seat

[@vincentadultman6226]

​@@SplatenohnoNo, he forgets they not playing musical chairs at his 10th birthday party

[@Micerog]

YOU

[@minchy9094]

or he has 2 egos and he used the wrong one to sit down

[@Battlefox64_RL]

The real guy who should be president is his teleprompt writer. That person has a heart of gold. I would have already made Joe say some pretty memorable lines.

[@theultimatep1e40]

Nah it should be schlatt

[@MaxC_1]

heart of gold? More like the guy prolly has an autocannon hanging over his head in case he tries something funny

[@rppoker8541]

But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans

[@msl2867]

Biden is perfect meme material

[@rppoker8541]

@@msl2867 no that’s Orange Trump

[@owenskalvalki3057]

Joe is the only person who can hide his own Easter eggs

[@benitoswagolini3410]

Joe's the type of guy to forget he's on in hide and seek and be confused when they run away

[@The_King_from_Clash_Royale]

Destruction 💯

[@hoosmyster]

I am fucking stealing that gold!

[@jackcanterville6470]

Qqrrhhah ahhahahahah

[@hellsSG]

I'm home with covid right now and this comment almost took me out.

[@jackmarston1426]

Joe is the embodiment of what happens to NPC’s after the end of a cutscene

[@gameplays1792]

he lowkey acts like a gta npc☠️

[@vincentadultman6226]

​@@gameplays1792Na, Joe is old enough to be a Pong NPC

[@gameplays1792]

@@vincentadultman6226na, more like the first chess npc

[@vincentadultman6226]

@@gameplays1792 na, the first marbles NPC (maybe that's how he lost em in the first place)

[@oog2008]

Joe Biden the type of guy to search up a tutorial for the tutorial

[@gobineko8121]

He searches Google so he can get to Google

[@booster0]

@@gobineko8121 yes

[@The_miIk]

@@gobineko8121 my dad is 43 and he does that 😭

[@Rex-golf_player810]

How do i watch this tutorial

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

He types Google into the Google search bar

[@thisisneat6804]

Finally "Schlatt" can drunk drive without major repercussions. Unlike what he did in 1999 September 27 11:23 pm.

[@ninovitaliano7943]

so called "schlatt"

[@nilladrawsstuff]

Those orphans we're never the same.

[@Sorta8]

The foundation of that building never stood a chance

[@kristupas_1268]

It's the drunk crashers that mess it up for the rest of us!

[@mihajlomujkovic6816]

Ah yes I remeber how he entnicly cleaned out an entire town in the middle of kosovo in 1999 it was so funny when those orphans screamed for help😸😹

[@Flash-FireCC]

I love how chat was saying "we had no choice" after schlatt said, "did we really vote him in guys?" Telling ya, 2024 is gonna be something.

[@TheGreatest_Bot]

Chat is so full of shit. I don't even like trump, like at all. But to say they had no choice whem Biden is clearly the worst choice is beyond me. Are liberals ever honest???

[@Notthebloodgod812]

If Biden actually puts on his big boy boots and decides not to run Democrats actually have a chance even more of a chance depending on how all the investigations into Dumptruck Trump go

[@mcloven2013]

Hopefully he'll be impeached before then

[@99wentworthgaming47]

@@mcloven2013 why would joe be impeached? Unlike Trump I don't think he broke any laws

[@Battlefox64_RL]

@@99wentworthgaming47 you still mad, huh?

[@lokomotion726]

Man i love laughing at people in more socially superior positions than me

[@СНІМР]

don't we all

[@quantumblur_3145]

Punch up!

[@mattirrodraca2807]

I mean I'm not a puppet

[@toniotrussardi8126]

he may be socially superior but not mentally bros train of though is 10 hours of static noise

[@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324]

He is just an oligarch corrupted puppet of the kleptocracy of america Itak war after debt paid is 6000 billion dollar from tax payers And yes 6000 billions no error Yall don't even jnow it in america

[@dunkelheit375]

When Biden won the election, they said that "The adult is back on the white house". Little did they know that he's too adult for the position lmao

[@maestrofeli4259]

too adult💀

[@stopmotionharry8989]

At least he’s not a toddler like Trump 😂

[@rexblade504]

@@stopmotionharry8989 I mean Trump acted like a child, Biden literally has the mental and physical capability of a toddler. Say what you want about Trump, he sort of knew what he was doing, even if you didn't like it.

[@iconic3606]

@@stopmotionharry8989 ​ trump ain’t a toddler LMAO. Why are you still after him?

[@byekou]

@@stopmotionharry8989 when the toddler runs the country better than the adult truly a f-d up world

[@nulsis-9]

he's like an NPC whos AI breaks after a cutscene

[@jackochainsaw]

T pose

[@Landgraf43]

Atleast this npc is doing some decent policies lately.

[@apolishguy3540]

@@Landgraf43 really? like what

[@Landgraf43]

@@apolishguy3540 infrastructure bill, stimulus checks, student loan forgiveness, medicaid expansion, pardoning of nonviolent drug offenders, and a few other things.

[@danielwoods3896]

@@Landgraf43 *his handlers

[@permanent8387]

joe is the DEFINITION of "dont let them know your next move"

[@NicoSleepyLeen]

They can't know your next move if you don't know your next move yourself

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Dont let you know your next move

[@exudeku]

@@NicoSleepyLeen the ultimate wildcard

[@dprov1877]

"i don't know my next move or why im moving"

[@Tenebricklol]

actually, we all know his next move when he sees stairs

[@BryceHaynie]

This was 1 year before the debate

[@presidentofyes12]

In retrospect its surprising how surprised we were at his performance. An embarrassment of that scale had been long coming

[@-TVKiko-]

@@presidentofyes12 we should have known this was coming :,)

[@celluIare]

🦅

[@panthekirb7561]

​@@presidentofyes12 Only the people who haven't been listening to Biden speak were surprised tbh

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

​@@presidentofyes12Only dems were surprised. The other side has been "conspiracy theorists" for 3 years seeing this

[@maxweII_demon]

dude, imagine if we elected someone born AFTER the invention of the wheel for once 2024 update: oh my god

[@TheBigH]

underrated comment

[@absolutezerochill2700]

There were like two young presidents, one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star , and the other who kept giving a speech after getting shot. Young presidents are a 50/50 on quality

[@TheCalmPsycho]

@@absolutezerochill2700 That just means we need a bigger sample size

[@ezekielzein-eldin]

@@absolutezerochill2700 did you just fucking advocate for bay of pigs?????

[@ezekielzein-eldin]

@@absolutezerochill2700 "one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star" REALLY sounds like you are saying he should have invaded.

[@bradyharpe6051]

Schlatt: That's so disrespectful! Also schlatt: *laughs uncontrollably for 3 minutes*

[@wizardgaming6759]

Obviously him saying that’s so disrespectful was sarcasm.

[@LotFrat]

​@@wizardgaming6759 No it wasn't Something can be disrespectful AND funny

[@wizardgaming6759]

@@LotFrat true

[@KathyBlock-e6c]

No it's not disrespectful, it's a disgrace that Biden won't step down

[@roxaskinghearts]

i love how America has millions of documented cases in people going to the news to show when they didnt have insurance but some how democrats are struggling if only youtube didnt invest in unAmerican losers like all of you

[@thatonedude5394]

Ah yes, a perfect president to match out country's energy.

[@SapatoSlugma]

Our country's energy is matching with the president because of the president

[@sounds_like_pain3345]

@@SapatoSlugma ahahaha boutta say 😂 you guys voted for the mofo

[@rppoker8541]

But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans

[@pumpkingamebox]

@@SapatoSlugma Nah, incompetency has been a part of the US culture for quite some time.

[@decorumlopez9147]

energy costs extra

[@SouthernMaineFoamer]

He won’t bite the dust, that would be cannibalism 💀

[@Flonchosis]

NAHH 💀💀

[@catfish.with.top.hat.]

PPFFFHAHAHAHHAHA

[@criidawg]

akjbdkaHKHASFJDKHFKSJDA

[@mailliww]

That’s crazy

[@rachfan2228]

LMFAO

[@c4sualcycl0ps48]

When Biden fell of the bike I imagine the secret service agents nearly shit themselves

[@robertpaulson6360]

Well, Biden certainly did.

[@superbattleship3873]

“Oh man I told Stacy this was a bad idea.” “Oh crap crap crap crap I’m so fired” *Draws gun on sidewalk* “GET AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENT”

[@cb41503]

Maybe they were like "oh shit,we won't have to cover up another assassination attempt, we can let the media blame it on his demented brain"

[@Coco_1958]

⁠​⁠@@cb41503 I thought that was referring to Kennedy…But now I know it wasn’t.

[@B_COOPER]

Whoever assembled that bike for him is probably in gitmo being water boarded.

[@_The_United_States_Of_America]

Joe Biden is the type of guy to bring 19 people to an 18+ movie.

[@codeinexrist]

any "yo mama so dumb joke" can apply to him tbh 😭

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

Yeah, and they would all be kids that he can sniff.

[@AsterWma]

You spelt "trump" wrong In your username

[@CheeseMiser]

@@AsterWma this isnt even political. Biden LITTERALLY HAS DEMENTIA. Try not being a mindless sheep

[@GamingwithSuper]

@@AsterWmano he’s tump

[@DeFens1993]

I like how it’s not even political at this point and everyone has just accepted the Sleepy Joe.

[@magmapixel8627]

Facts lmao I support him and this shit is still hilarious

[@lowlydovahkiin8084]

You have a president with either short-term memory loss or dementia. I'm so sorry.

[@ciberthej]

@@lowlydovahkiin8084 I’m sorry too honestly, sorry that this isn’t some comedy show cuz it would make millions.

[@kakyoindonut3213]

slippin' joe

[@no-ev1om]

My favorite part of the Biden presidency was when Biden said “It’s Bidin’ time!” and Bided all over the place

[@thesynical939]

The fact that this man is 79 and is this far gone is astonishing. My grandfather is 79 and just finished cutting oak logs and oak branches from our tree after hurricane ian. I can deadlift 330 and when I pick up these tree logs he can lift right along with me. Biden is surely something

[@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594]

Whats your grandad made out of !?

[@heyymanniceshot]

@@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 fine wine, can tell by the way he's aged

[@jedofaxa1147]

With all due respect, who asked ? Grand papi being strong will not change mr.sleepy being sleepy

[@andrewe.2464]

@@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 he’s made out of oak, the sacrifice of the trees flesh fuels his immortality

[@athrowawayperson9990]

Well, good for your old man, cause he's actually the outlier! Most elderly people (65+) will develop into a stage of alzhiemers before they turn 80, and most elderly people develop some form of generalized dementia before 75.

[@MikeyPierce-vc8pp]

This man’s brain is pretty much a series of microwave humming endlessly.

[@vincentadultman6226]

pretty sure it's just Cosmic Background radiation in there. The only thing keeping him from turning into dust is him forgetting he's dust already

[@ararafs]

Literally me

[@DrMemesYT]

Biden's entire presidency summed up in one video.

[@thatonea-hole]

So we are just Jschlatt, laughing at how this is our president and this is the world we live

[@Rey_amp]

True lol

[@bobafett5399]

@@thatonea-hole we have the very poor choice between two old men. One a klu klux grandpa that throws tantrums like he’s six or a great great great grandpa joe who can’t see strait

[@bobafett5399]

@@thatonea-hole I’m laughing with you

[@xminty_dinox]

Why did I read that as his entire “pregnancy”

[@joekerr5418]

For anyone who's worried about the nuclear codes, don't fret, he's not pushing any buttons. He's not the one running the show lol. It's the guy who writes the cue cards

[@solitaryenjoyer411]

Who's this guy?

[@hollowman9410]

@@solitaryenjoyer411 corporate lobbyists?

[@joekerr5418]

@@solitaryenjoyer411 exactly

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

No shit hes not running the show, if he was we would all have died some time ago

[@henryplumb5200]

Cant punch in the nuclear codes if you don't know em in the first place xD

[@randomninja]

Watching the world pretend Joe has any clue where he is or what he's doing has been one of the strangest experiences of my life.

[@NEEDbacon]

The Emperor has no clothes and is on his way for ice cream.

[@MrToddino]

@@NEEDbacon Chocolate Chocolate Chip :)

[@volkan2097]

They use him as a puppet Joe has no authority

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

I mean this country was stupid even before Biden and Trump

[@sourdrop]

It has truly been an experience to witness the mental gymnastics performed by his followers who try to blame his dementia on his stutter.

[@brianmo2965]

Honestly im convinced that joe will just disintegrate at any moment

[@EuRoWeIrD]

Thanos snap 🫰

[@gameplays1792]

just like the queen😃

[@niraxlevi9930]

😂😂 at the least the queen was better and had her brain intact until the end but man joe is something 😂😂😂​@gameplays1792

[@BitchObama]

I'm highly convinced he not only have dementia but also have schizophrenia

[@stop_1673]

heheh...yeah......*disintegrates*

[@quandaledingle1880]

The best one is when during a CNN interview his brain crashed and he just stood still with his elbows at 90• angles with his fists clenched like he was riding a horse 💀

[@truesoulghost2777]

Yeah I remember

[@adityahubli6517]

Can you give link of that??

[@yoonhenri4713]

@@adityahubli6517 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ena6YoiNmbqVrdk

[@angelinobernal6899]

Do you have a link for that?

[@acsone3546]

Dude was clinging on for dear life

[@TheTrueAltoClef]

You can't even deny it, he's actually senile

[@chekhov4215]

Most of these clips are actually edited. His actual speeches are a lot more coherent.

[@murderinc530]

@@chekhov4215 sure buddy😂 I’ve watched many of his speeches live and they’re comical. He’s an embarrassment to the country

[@imhopelesslyaddictedtofent4266]

@@chekhov4215 he was like this during the presidential debate, no editing. Constantly slurring words together and stuttering.

[@cosmicaeris]

@@chekhov4215 just accept america’s fate

[@JonduGaming]

@@chekhov4215 No, they're not. That man needs to be in a retirement home

[@LeMenace1]

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asfutmsifwffutsh.” - Boe Jiden

[@n-s-a7113]

I mean he ain't wrong.

[@PokemonFanatic43]

He's speaking the language of the gods

[@johnchenthebest4495]

Where is the lie tho?

[@Pills2]

here is the definition of the word according to urban dictionary "A word describing American and it's greatness. With it the hight gas prices in the world and corrupt government lead by the Democratic Party. It has made great accomplishments by make the rich richer and keep the poor down by letting in drug dealers in from Mexico. To keep them all high so they don't question there government as they slowly f*** them all over. was best described by president joe biden."

[@LeMenace1]

@@Pills2 sounds about right

[@MrGamerX48]

2:35 I swear the team in charge of keeping Joe at bay are the most patient people on the plant

[@JacksWorldYT]

Him asking where that dead woman was AFTER he paid tribute to her takes the cake 💀

[@SirEggo2412]

Holy shit I need a link

[@richardwattersonsolosanyve7351]

I need a link💀

[@seamuswalker6879]

Bro we need the link💀

[@PiraGem]

@@richardwattersonsolosanyve7351 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIrIaoyfbrCjetk

[@PiraGem]

@@seamuswalker6879 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIrIaoyfbrCjetk

[@dan.fromdiscord]

“Why didn’t we get Kanye” aged super well

[@INSAMNIACDRAWS]

FR 😭😭

[@tsrenis]

honestly i think it aged a lot less better

[@XenoxRaider]

we would get a stronger america haha

[@synergy8879]

AUF DE HEIDE-

[@lefthandman3558]

​@@synergy8879 UND DAS HEIST. ERIIIIIIKAA

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

I seriously expect him to glitch through the floor and start ragdoll-flapping across the horizon

[@sollew7434]

Take my like, you've earned it.

[@schwarz8614]

I don't get how Americans can leave a person with clear dementia as the head of their state.

[@RunstarHomer]

The older I get, the more I realize an overwhelming majority of people are simply not willing to think critically. The dementia was obvious in 2020, but some people were absolutely adamant that it was just some Fox News smear campaign or something.

[@budgetcommander4849]

Because the people running against him are just actively malicious.

[@wisteria0971]

Not our choice bro 😔 they rigged the votes.

[@wisteria0971]

@@budgetcommander4849Nah, it's just that everyone's stupid and can't see that having a clear dementia patient as a president is absolutely fucking dumb and we just screwed ourselves

[@Sleepingpillsandcaffeine]

I mean I get that the other choice is also shitty but did they really not have a better candidate than HIM?!

[@stingray9000]

Our president is just a walking meme at this point

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

To be fair, anyone with a lot of power or popularity is. I mean you probably remember "thanks obama"

[@thecat6898]

It doesn’t help that he’s so old he isn’t even a boomer he’s older then a entire boomer he’s a meme because it’s clear his age is getting to his brain and is acting like your grandpa

[@PrincessofKeys]

Weren't they all

[@angelwarrior_3067]

he has done good things tho so far

[@moseschew4538]

@@angelwarrior_3067 yeah Joe has done a great job shitting in his pants

[@themangomessiah8394]

The dislikes are from people who've been dead for 30 years

[@SpazAttax26]

How dare you those people fought in the revolutionary war!

[@timewellspent8137]

Actually they found 10000 mail in dislikes in a dumpster

[@IsaiahINRI]

Excuse me. My dog disliked this video

[@OctagonalSquare]

Just like his votes

[@notoriousriot250]

So biden voters

[@DavidKFZ]

Nothing would make my day more than hearing Joe say "yeah, people kept thinking I was losing my marbles... so for a joke, I pretended I had"

[@moistoyst3187]

"We do a little trolling" - Joe Biden I think

[@DavidKFZ]

@@moistoyst3187 "..it's called we do a little trolling" - Donald Trump I know

[@cara-seyun]

“Yes Holy Father, abortion is no more, they still believe I am senile”

[@sammybutler3027]

I wish it was a joke

[@SophisticatedHermit]

At the very least he is pretending to be a president.

[@FunnySkelaton]

Just wait till Joe Bidens husband hears about this

[@rogerrhodes90]

What about the sister who's the love of his life?

[@Y_nY1]

@@rogerrhodes90😂

[@Barry.Age63]

"Back in my days, our presidents didn’t suffer from severe dementia!" "Sure, Grandpa, let’s put you to sleep"

[@ZenzeroSans]

If he's anything like Joe, he wouldn't even remember what a president was.

[@Y_nY1]

@@ZenzeroSansfoul 😭😭😂

[@MrWizeazz]

He’s the only person I’ve seen fall walking upstairs 3 times on the same trip.

[@sebastianfries274]

“The enemy has no idea what you are doing, if you have no idea what you are doing.” - Me, 2020

[@kadenlemon495]

I mean, you’re not wrong.

[@porterwilson2439]

feels great to come back to this one HAHA

[@Gstum_]

I can’t believe people think this man should be in charge of anything, it’s comical how many times he’s shown to be completely senile

[@wizardgaming6759]

Well 1. People voted for him to get Trump out without thinking. 2. There’s sadly people that somehow think he’s doing better than Trump.

[@raingirlcat2245]

@@wizardgaming6759 Barely anyone thinks that he’s doing better than Trump accept for the Democraps I meant Democrats who are honestly dead anyone. It’s a dying political party.

[@jamesgatz5301]

A lot of dead people and non existent were very supportive of the B-Dawg at 4am on election night

[@batterypowers-j2d]

@@wizardgaming6759 Well Trump is dangerous. Having him as persident wouldve been sm worse

[@canyonherb]

@@batterypowers-j2dhow is he dangerous?

[@jimmydore5136]

He’s like a Skyrim npc, you half expect him to turn to the mic and say: hEaRd ThEy’Re ReFoRmInG tHe DaWnGuArD

[@loganreidy7055]

More like Oblivion npc because he's oblivious

[@Aric_EPU]

@@loganreidy7055 HA HA HA HA HA BECAUSE WORDPLAY.

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

I was half expecting “I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee,” but the Dawnguard line is much funnier.

[@itsmaddiebee]

I love that people are trying to have serious political discussion under a Schlatt compilation lmfao

[@alpha_9997]

Its the damn us president!!! Also this is the best place to have a discussion because whenever i get depressed i just press unpause and dye laughing

[@itsmaddiebee]

@@alpha_9997 I laugh at Joe too; I just don’t try to debate policy or advocate for candidates under a meme compilation

[@alpha_9997]

@@itsmaddiebee yeahbut everytime i get depressed i can just click unpause and it goes away!

[@alpha_9997]

Therefore, the best place

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

I mean, at least a lot of the discussion is relatively respectful here. So far I haven't seen people aggressively cussing each other out and sending death threats so that's nice

[@purplepotatoes9255]

3:26 leader of the free world, unrestricted by sidewalks.

[@imstupid880]

Schlatt isn't afraid of being cancelled for laughing at Biden, because he's already gotten away with the incident of '99.

[@OnlyPedosCanTagMe]

Tbf, everybody laughs at Biden. So nobody would give a shit.

[@YourGrannyLol]

What is "the incident of 99?"

[@Piskipo]

You left out the one when Joe asked if Jackie Walorski was at her own memorial service. The entire presentation up to that point was talking about her life and tragic passing.

[@joshuafischer684]

That was actually sad. Not even funny-and-sad, just sad.

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

@@joshuafischer684 That was the moment where it really hit. This is straight up fucking elder abuse. Joe should be at home, looked after by his family, and spending his twilight years with his children and wife. Instead, he's making an embarrassment of himself in front of the nation every other day through basically no fault of his own. The DNC are at fault here. They probably have him drugged up to his eyeballs, and he's probably not making most of the decisions behind the scenes. He has dementia and it's horrible to see. I feel for him, no matter how much I disagree with his politics.

[@dizasteroid7]

She was taking part in a documentary exposing human sex trafficking before her "accident". She didnt have many fans in the democrat party. I wouldnt be surprised if it was his way of mocking her given his pedophilic predilections.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Also when he tried to boast about wiping his own ass lol

[@TheWhiteWolf723]

"Why didn't we get Kanye" is funnier now for a whole different reason

[@Cometstarlight]

And he's RUNNING AGAIN. Help us.

[@zachboyd4749]

With a 40% voter approval rating. He’s gonna get the boot so hard and I’m gonna enjoy every second of it as he’s thrown out of the White House…

[@thecomedypilot5894]

@@zachboyd4749 Nah it's 30% approval now

[@josho7138]

What is it now?🤔

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

​@@thecomedypilot5894That's still too high.

[@thecomedypilot5894]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 True. It’s a shame.

[@emma_nutella58]

You think one day someone will be like “mr president can you tell us why you made this law?” And then joe is like “I forgor💀”

[@testcase6997]

That’s not how laws work you 60 Iq puss

[@MrRed_2205]

"I Forgor" im fucking dying at work from this comment 😂 i pictured him drooling all over the desk

[@therealg.o.a.t3757]

He's already doing that 😂😭

[@MrRed_2205]

@@therealg.o.a.t3757 Holding a half molten icecream cone with a let's go brandon sticker on his forehead 😆

[@therealg.o.a.t3757]

@@MrRed_2205 I'm dying rn 😂

[@Ze_N00B]

Honestly, I feel bad for him. He's at the most fragile part of his life and it feels like they nevertheless using him like a puppet.

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

if you knew how evil old Joe is you wouldn't say that.

[@therealg.o.a.t3757]

Yeah Joe was and still is an evil sob

[@Ze_N00B]

@@LANCEtheBOIL I remember how evil he was. The war on ni- I mean *drugs* , of course, being just one example. Still, it feels like it isn't even the same person anymore. It's like if you could beat up Hitler after he was lobotomised and rendered blind and deaf.

[@electrorage4158]

@@Ze_N00B That would never happen. My grandfather made sure Hitler was dead.

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

@@Ze_N00B he's still in power, he needs to be destroyed, if Hitler was a slobbering mess but still the head of the naughtzee party would you give him a break?

[@hithere640]

Please can we not have the oldest people running for president?? Why do we have to choose between a blue rich old man and a red rich old man? In fact can we not have the entire 2 party system???

[@Mattormus]

George Washington was painfully right by saying that having a multiple party system would destroy our nation

[@FatWhataburgerGuy]

fax

[@OzzyIDV]

Literally the most Ancient human beings possible

[@magmapixel8627]

I don’t know how we would do it but the 2 party system needs to go. No matter the result of an election, roughly 50% of the nation is unhappy with it. It’s fucking insane.

[@athrowawayperson9990]

​@@magmapixel8627 The best option is for people to start paying attention to the fact we *are not* a two party system. The "third party" groups(Green party, Liberatarian, etc) *are* parties, and often have better candidates than the "main" parties. Yet, they get ignored frequently because Americans have been convinced it's red or blue, no other options.

[@raginginsanity3718]

This man makes me embarrassed to even tell people I’m from America

[@Tyfu39944]

Who?

[@justamoravian1042]

Biden isn't the only thing that you deserve to be embarassed for mate

[@googleisevil8958]

@@justamoravian1042 True but he's the biggest thing we should be embarrassed of. Still somehow better than Putin or Xi. If anything because he's just the inept he can barely keep his own party together.

[@elgordo2162]

Bro he's not even in the top 10 reasons we should be embarrassed 😂

[@genericwhitedude]

@@elgordo2162What’s the top 10? You got me curious.

[@Ayden24B]

“Why didn’t we get Kanye” aged very very well lmao

[@SollomonTheWise]

Still would have done s better job than the sleeper

[@Ayden24B]

@@SollomonTheWise You’re an idiot

[@david7800]

i agree with "schlatt" here, i'm starting to think these aren't jokes anymore

[@Ebb0Productions]

I think we're way past "thinking" now. It's quite obvious he's not all there.

[@kevinthibodeau6813]

This has been him for a long time now

[@bigpete7865]

Did people think this was biden joking about not being "all there" when people started talking about his mental state?

[@jebbroham1776]

Biden's been a joke for 50 years, just not a good one.

[@aesieaiyahcloe]

The only jokes are the bums that vote for him. And the dead ones too. Oh and I'm not American so I can laugh at peeps there. 🤣

[@KvapuJanjalia]

"She was 12 and I was 30" - Joe Biden

[@darthplagueis3488]

Imagine joe running for reelection and his opponent is Chris Hansen who decides to run for president

[@SollomonTheWise]

The perfect representative for the democrat voting base

[@Uniqueyewnork]

Shlatt dying of cuteness from the cat at 4:23 is seritonin to me I love it

[@ga6257]

I genuinely feel bad for the guy he's in so far over his head

[@magmapixel8627]

He really isn’t. He has 40 years of experience in government and was Vice President for 8 years. Huge step up from Trump who was a fucking reality TV host that decided to run for president for fun.

[@lowlydovahkiin8084]

Dimentias a bitch ain't it?

[@Darkmaga1776]

@@magmapixel8627 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you have to be a bot

[@kekkley]

I think I'd rather have the TV host.

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

@@magmapixel8627 I don't think either of them were good options, and to quote I don't know who, "To be a good leader, you have to be an asshole," you can't care about anything or anyone else unless it will directly benefit you in the future. To be a good leader, the only people in the world you should care about are the people you're leading. It must be only with their best interests at heart, whether they or others hate you for it, that is your job as a leader. And take that as you will. We can all have our own opinions and I understand both sides, I understand the hate towards Trump as well as the support, and vice versa with Joe.

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

The most terrifying part of this is that he has the nuclear codes. This dunce has the ability to end the world with the scribble of a pen.

[@tallyholads4620]

He can't remember them it's fine

[@athrowawayperson9990]

The president doesn't actually have this kind of undeniable power. The head of defense can literally just say no, especially if there isn't a war, and it would, y'know, break the Geneva convention.

[@no-ev1om]

@@athrowawayperson9990 yeah the prezzie can’t call in a nuke whenever they please. when i am president, i will change this

[@heheheha1997]

I dont think he knows, plus I doubt his caretakers would let him.

[@sootysix8723]

@@athrowawayperson9990 eventhough joe would probably have been present at the signing of the geneva convention, i highly doubt he’d remeber the laws

[@VanquisherVIII]

"Did we really vote him in?" I honestly don't know what would be worse, if we actually voted for him, or they faked it lol.

[@testcase6997]

It’s very funny how your theory is the Democrats stole the election from Trump while trump was in charge. I love using you guys

[@whocares6757]

Either most of the country is stupid or the election was rigged and honestly we're doomed either way

[@JohnnyDoh]

Like you pfp

[@Greek-God-Adonis]

The only reason people voted for this man was because since day 1 of Trump being president, almost every news station and stand up live show just bashed trump 24/7, even for the smallest detail they just kept bashing him making him out to be the worst possible thing to ever happen. EVEN now after his presidency they still bash him. So what did people think to do? Literally vote for anyone else other than Trump since that would OBVIOUSLY be the worst thing to happen. But I still have doubts and believe the polls were rigged

[@testcase6997]

@@Greek-God-Adonis be quiet idiot. Your email is tied to your account. Stop defending mlesting kids.

[@benjamin_0265]

Joe is the type of guy to ask for an eraser to write with.

[@vincentadultman6226]

Joe's brain or lack thereof does the erasing for him now

[@Tabloid_Hedron]

AN AD POPPED UP AT 4:08 WITH JOE BIDEN TALKING TO ME. that was hilarious. the first one I've ever seen too, with Joe talking to me.

[@jasoncarto]

_”the shadow government doesnt exist!”_ Meanwhile:

[@aiarta2280]

I mean. At this point on the timeline. If one still does not realise that there is only an optical, outwardly presenting difference between Trump and Biden and ALL the others, possibly excluding JFK after he wanted to disband the CIA which got him `killed from a window miles away´, you won´t realise it. And probably never will. Because frankly, people just dont WANT to see it. Which is very understandable really. Cowardly but I understand.

[@joe-hl9rl]

deep state as Donald would say

[@cbonez2909]

Trump warned us. It's all fake right down to the media and west is telling you your entertainment is all managed and fake as well.

[@aiarta2280]

@@cbonez2909 Trump is a pawn of the 'shadow government'. Come on, dont kid yourself. You dont become president if that happening has been planned for decades, as with all presidents of the USA. He is controlled opposition nothing more.

[@edwardbayfield1401]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe…

[@NoahRudolph]

This video is probably blowing up after the recent debate

[@MortalCoil64]

ya think?

[@beanapprentice1687]

Yep lol

[@theredtechnician]

Everyone in the news pretending they are surprised about what happened in the debate, we all knew.

[@E-A-Z-Y]

I need a good 30 minutes more of this

[@tahafawad426]

Please joe peaked when he discovered fire just let him retire already😭

[@leoescobar4308]

No way 80 million people voted for Joe 😂. But I’m glad they did so we can see all of his shenanigans 😂.

[@thefernpersonwoahg]

don't wanna get too political in a fucking _jschlatt comment section_ of all places but you got it right. the votes were quite literally rigged, you can research it (you need to fo some digging though, google doesn't like people who aren't democrats)

[@jamorantsgun]

you want the right to vote ever again? Trump shouldn’t be in office again then

[@paindude5385]

​@@jamorantsgunSilence, Liberal.

[@jamorantsgun]

@@paindude5385 silence, trumpy

[@paindude5385]

@@jamorantsgun silence, Lefty.

[@GaIaxy5296]

Joe is the type of person to fall for an Alt + F4 prank

[@KizerRoll]

"why didnt we get kanye?" aged like a fine milk

[@adrianalvarez1990]

yummy 😋

[@TheRealWhism]

I’m starting to believe that joe is so close to death that he sees other dead people 9:48

[@KOCryomensukuna]

4:56 The chat: *"Did you kill the queen"*

[@CodeDusq]

KZbin recommended me this today💀

[@deadmuffinscry7001]

same

[@creativename2567]

😂

[@dive.cats-]

our nation may die but at least we’ll die laughing

[@IanSager23]

I feel like our president just totally embodies our countries state rn 😅

[@leifcasanova3097]

Disembodied

[@whocares6757]

I mean in the sense that our country's current state is his fault then yes you are correct

[@Gibby34340]

Specifically his voter base...

[@eldin02211]

Not really his voter base, but just the whole nation in general, its a disaster

[@ravenID429]

Other way around

[@martinsbeats4848]

senior physician in the norwegian hospital declared him with dementia.

[@jameson1239]

Has this doctor actually examined him in person? I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if he did but that’s the kind of thing you need an exam for it be like if a doctor diagnosed you with cancer over a phone call you can rule it in but actual diagnosis requires an exam.

[@Maverick2110]

@@jameson1239 Dementia and Cancer are 2 very different things but you're right, physical diagnosis is necessary

[@1ndiebird]

It may be Joever, but Jsmack never ends.

[@doodle7342]

I love seeing Shlat get all sentimental about Jambo

[@hagenspringtrap9431]

1:35 it doesn't surprise "schlatt" has a bottle in reaching distance from his desk

[@BerryFoodie]

"The sidewalk is OVER" I couldn't stop laughing

[@funnatopia704]

In all seriousness though, it would be really nice to elect someone who isn't old enough to be someone's great grandfather.

[@weakw1ll]

4:05 theres only 1 right way to react to this clip and schlatts was it. This clip really bring the whole compilation to reality

[@wyattriley7658]

1:46 i said this joke in my physics class today….was very very awkward

[@KaraRoseAlexandra]

Yeah not surprising honestly

[@B_COOPER]

In his defense, his foot being caught up in the pedal straps is not an uncommon thing. They are made to secure your feet onto the pedals yes but they’re not there to save you from falling.. in fact they potentially cause you to fall… lmao

[@user-jt4pr3fn7d]

Bro is gonna get COOKED tonight

[@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn]

It's so joever

[@craigusselman546]

He got cooked BIG time....

[@minitytv]

@@craigusselman546call the fire department 😅

[@TheNewNuggetSurfer-kz9km]

ITS JOEVER

[@wynsik]

I love that Schlatt never makes things seriously political, he just laughs at everybody when they do dumb sh!t. No matter who they are 😂 love your videos, man.

[@wynsik]

@N7 yeah

[@TJlolbagger]

Well it doesn't affect him nearly as much considering how much money he makes.

[@wynsik]

@@TJlolbagger fr

[@OGMandala]

Jshlatt: That's disrespectful, that's rude Also Jshlatt: *makes merch about the queens death*

[@__Insanity_]

Not as disrespectful as what the British did to so many countries

[@OGMandala]

@@__Insanity_ or the U.S.A to native Americans Or the British to the aborigines This hypocrisy goes both ways

[@__Insanity_]

@@OGMandala Well yeah, the US and Britain are absolute cunts

[@krak8978]

@@OGMandala Native Americans don't exist

[@OGMandala]

@@krak8978 I cant tell if your trolling or not

[@skyteir3280]

He makes fun of him in the way where it doesnt seem like youll get in trouble for it. which is something i appriciate for some reason

[@calumneill5115]

Even if I was the leader of another country and saw Joe take a tumble down the stairs like that, in front of any camera I would personally laugh myself to tears

[@MEATBALLMAN3200]

I love how you added the cat TikTok, it's just that cute that it couldn't be left out

[@decrepitmanlet652]

It’s impossible for me to NOT laugh at all of these clips 😂

[@jackie.dee.01]

This is really just sad. Like you laugh at first and then you realise that’s the president. The dude can’t even do much about it he’s just not there.

[@qwitz1717]

It's even more sad to think about people would rather vote for a guy with dementia than for Trump because he is even worse. You have two choices, a guy with dementia or a rapist who tried to overthrow democracy and was impeached twice. US elections are pretty fucked.

[@e-tan3911]

​@@qwitz1717 Suddenly Vermin Supreme isn't as much of a joke candidate as the actual candidates.

[@villiam872388]

@@qwitz1717Trump is also showing serious signs of dementia. But because he says and does so much other crazy shit it gets overlooked.

[@LeeFeather]

3:20 He doesn't do Rights, They only go Left👏👏👏🤣

[@Luke_Faraday_015]

I feel like Joe see's ghosts.

[@riddlecage]

The emphasis on the YOU’s and «YOUR seat» is fucking hilarious to me

[@richardisadhd_]

schlatt really said “why didnt we just get kanye”💀💀💀

[@AmericanF-16]

1:03 that aged fucking awesomely.