Best of Schlatt Ranking Your TikToks

[@QuickAnimalFacts]

i love watching schlatt react to tiktoks! i dont have a gun to my head!! please don't send help, schlatt doesnt have me locked up and im perfectly fine!

[@Bubukat7777]

Yeah I like it too! Do you want me to send help? :D

[@knott.upnorth]

blink twice for help

[@casonsterling3690]

@@knott.upnorth 😊😌😊

[@aidenthompson4194]

Shhhhhh

[@Catdiore]

@@knott.upnorth 🙂😌🙂😌🙂

[@charizard7666]

I love how shlagg ranks tiktoks using a very detailed ranking system. I'd hate if he simply just reacted to them without rankings, despite using the word ranking in the titles

[@david7800]

good thing he rates them in this video! (i am not being held at gunpoint)

[@God-xx9dw]

​@@david7800 shake your ass for 3 minutes if you need help

[@rinskape7376]

He ranks them so fast you can’t see them

[@kgdraws2009]

​@@user-iv7zj3tj5iPersonally, I loved the scene where he said it was "shlagging" time as he "shlagged" all over the bad guys, it sent a chill down my spine.

[@Redstorm1220]

I’m too drunk for a. Jsxhlattt

[@joantrxd2008]

This is the exact moment when Schlatt turned into Schlagg

[@aaayjay]

This is when Schlagg turned into schlatt

[@knott.upnorth]

@@aaayjay *schlagg rag*

[@imjuls2]

this is when heisenschlatt turned into heisenschlagg

[@NoButIGotCheezWhiz]

Bravo Vince

[@_nehalennia]

23:23 why does this man let out the most joker like laugh every once in a while. like i never expect it

[@dincjfs]

dont sleep on 23:31

[@SeprexOG]

@@dincjfs😂

[@arsenicdarling]

6:17 Gangster's Paradise playing in the background makes it 10x funniner

[@-waqsa]

I’m so happy Schlagg isn’t like his brother, Schlatt really destroyed his family in 1999 but I’m happy Schlagg survived.

[@rn_dm9491]

ZzzzwsZzzz

[@brokovnik]

Why is your pfp linguini trapped in his insanity? Lol

[@KyleGD]

​@@brokovnikits his honest reaction to Schlatt committing homicide and murder in 1999 day

[@The-gender-goblin]

@@KyleGDWE ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE ATROCITIES OF 99’

[@KyleGD]

oH don't worry, i am undEr the guidance of schlatt's men after what i said. no need to worry, there is definitely not anything wrong with me right now, i don't need heLP.@@The-gender-goblin

[@RyanTheRyan]

Truly a Schlagg moment.

[@saucy295]

holy shit niko oneshot

[@Hyuin휴인]

Omg Niko OneShot

[@Dhjjgghjbf]

i remember when my pfp was niko and i got so many comments just acknowledging my pfp, now ive become part of the problem

[@kelfo4997]

@@Dhjjgghjbf holy shit my little pony

[@Nipaa95]

P A N C A K E S

[@esotericliza]

I love how the text is censored, but not the actual swearing. Classic

[@monatoth3528]

😔🤚

[@Boxscape_08]

so deaf people don't hear the swearing

[@elvysnotverygoodatlife]

@@Boxscape_08 HELP REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID

[@pineapple9092]

​@@Boxscape_08yeh they sure won't

[@slabon6091]

If you want the real reason, KZbin scans all videos for text and takes down, demonitizes, or hides from the algorithm a lot of videos with risky text, including profanity. It takes written profanity more seriously than spoken

[@funganza]

that comment about sssniperwolf aged well

[@kaisonngeth7222]

16:48 Nobody realized that he did in fact get Schlatt to smile

[@Kat_inthestarz]

schlatt is sacrificing his brain cells and sanity for our entertainment

[@RigJig]

What sanity

[@swagubirk]

holy shit shut up and make an original comment

[@OfficialNo44]

and just reuploading

[@depressedboi5703]

you mean schlagg? schlatt was arrested after killing a family of 6 in '99

[@jeremiahjones4605]

@@depressedboi5703 i thought it was a family of four or was that in '45?

[@medinstead9237]

Schlagg may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver!

[@cryptwinters8886]

LMAOOO

[@ChristianGrape]

You never know

[@brokovnik]

What if he is?

[@rangerzero1767]

bruh wtf

[@leonslights3324]

Pregnant people fail to deliver all the time

[@cocballus250]

The Segments: 0:00 Chug Splash 0:11 Ignore my Laugh 0:34 It Really Pisses me off- 1:01 Bomb threat 1:14 Jesus 1:20 Average U.K Robbery 1:40 Thicc Jerma 2:06 How is he not in Prison 2:49 Phonk food Tutorial Gone Bad 3:14 Eye Contact 3:34 How to Make Methamphetamine 3:48 You like Men Kissing 3:57 Sleepy Joe #1 4:27 Pizza Delivery Clip Part 1 4:33 Wasp Nest Crush 4:50 Patriot Crushes and Eats Wasp Nest 5:38 UFO Hypothetical (Enoch J #1) 6:15 Drunk Driving Podcast 6:44 The "Beast" 7:52 Hip Hip 8:29 Sponsor 9:14 They look left 9:21 Schlatt fans waiting for a non tiktok reaction 9:32 Reacting to Lightning Strike 10:00 Come over here and kiss me (Dog Edition) 10:11 Oscar hears a curse word 10:46 Sleepy Joe #2 11:10 You think I'm Sexy? (Enoch J #2) 11:34 Tree Romance 11:49 Fucking 12:10 Talking Ben 3AM 13:02 IRL Ben 13:20 Bro was absolutely bewildered 13:51 Be Careful this Halloween 14:25 Sleepy Joe #3 14:40 I was Struggling/Sleepy Joe #4 15:14 Taser Threat 15:27 Mentos vs Soda Ft: Monke 15:49 Yall need to teach your pets 16:01 I bet i can make you Smile (Enoch J #3) 16:50 Super Mario never gets old 17:05 Perfect angle before disaster 17:19 You like that Shit? 17:26 When the Battle Bus passes by 17:39 the ending is foul 17:54 I love Underlime Slopper saga (18:17 - Demon Sensor test 18:33 - Trash Can in front of Monet 18:53 - Never ask Nephew) 19:26 Gym (Enoch J #4) 20:10 It's Finally Free 20:38 Sleepy Joe #5 20:55 Kitten Dancing (Joe Biden's Mind be Like) 21:14 Monke 21:46 Schlatt Rates your 9/11 Impressions 22:21 Pizza Delivery Clip #2 22:27 2 videos in one 22:57 Ranking Each State by Top Landmark 23:37 Shit Sleeping 23:55 What Type of Food Do you like? (Enoch J #5) 24:18 Wake up/Smack Cam 24:45 Clumsy asf fr 24:54 Kitten 25:05 Schlatt Breates the Elderly 25:49 Watermelon Trick (Ft: Enoch J #6) 26:13 Hit a Trick 26:20 Victim Card 26:32 Schlatt Would never had expected this 26:49 Slippery Trail 27:22 Washing my car with Hydrochloric acid 27:34 What's you favorite Candy? (Enoch J #7) 28:02 Schlatt Doxes Batman Guy 28:24 Most Satisfying Video for Schlatt 28:54 you don't want to see me rage 29:03 Average Day in Florida 29:24 Guy confused about Manslaughter 29:49 What's your favorite Exercise (Enoch J #8) 30:07 Schlatt rants on Ohio jokes

[@davejonacek7934]

Bro, how long did this take you?

[@cocballus250]

I just realized im not even done

[@ZanderLiscomb]

​@@cocballus250 you Good bro!?

[@IR.editor2500]

Dude respect

[@gummypanda7897]

Damn

[@talab703]

7:06 the beast is actually the sweetest doggo. I see jumbo jambo did the brain washing successfully

[@plaguster]

2:40 god he's william afton

[@withereddanthefnaffan98]

@ludicrousliamYT No... The Man behind the Schlautter

[@knott.upnorth]

Jambo deep throating the food schlatt was feeding him, is just him following after his dad.

[@themetalmario77]

stop

[@magicaccount7694]

@@themetalmario77 no

[@momdrownedmyfish1178]

Which knott are you talking about sir? susss

[@ZombieSazza]

The guy EATING the wasp nest is metal AF

[@evasmojang]

or mental AF

[@Cera_01]

Mental illness without the 'n' 😔👊

[@gigachad6230]

​@@Cera_01 metal illness 😀👊

[@sumitprabhakar177]

metal illess

[@prisma9971]

It made me almost vomit

[@emma_nutella58]

Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

[@thatwaterriver3824]

i sure love scat.

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

​@@thatwaterriver3824 NOO

[@unmemorablehero]

Scat definitely is tougher than it looks. Not everyone can do it. 😂

[@paowoww]

I love scat

[@SmileR00]

17:00 RIP THAT KIDS NOSE HE BE SMELLIN COLORS NOW

[@artoriaswolfknight9402]

its 4:30 in the morning and i keep hearing an annoying bird chirping while hallucinating from staying up 3 nights in a row, and yet schlatts videos make me feel safe

[@rinskape7376]

I’m so impressed of how “Schlatt” ranked these TikToks so exquisitely that he doesn’t need a ranking system or words, just caveman screams and gasps

[@electrobesugo411]

I love the new Schlatt vlog channel! I'm really glad he finally decided to make new and unseen content for us to watch!

[@DrakonXLYR]

I agree, this is most definitely one of the vlogs ever. Very interesting to get a glimpse into the life of scholatt

[@Yngv.]

What

[@YaBoiJamo]

5:28 That man is too dangerous to be kept alive

[@flomieyt]

Very much

[@mlghero777]

25:30 the question isn't who's easiest to beat, but whether you'd prefer to have 10 lives or 100 concussions on your hands.

[@darkAwesome100]

They were cheering because there's a new king. I was cheering because the queen died. We are not the same

[@muscleman125]

I love when Shlagg reuploads videos of a reupload of a livestream of Shlatt reacting to reuploaded memes, except now I can re-digest the same content edited in a different sequence. Thanks, Shlatt, you're killing it!

[@carternorman6428]

9:15 the synchronized head turn

[@evasmojang]

it was on purpose

[@ABrick-hf3qt]

@@evasmojang he was talking about the animal

[@evasmojang]

@@ABrick-hf3qt huh

[@Jim_Wool]

10:00 THAT CAUGHT ME COMPLETELY BY SURPRISE I LITERALLY COULDN’T BREATHE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES

[@Luke-wv6qs]

4:17 THE SIDEWALK IS OVER. no schlatt the sidewalk is joever

[@justafurret539]

11:34 gravity falls season 1 episode 17 irl

[@moldypizza__]

3:12 I want one of these phonk eating videos where instead of eating the sandwich they eat the plate, fork and knife and then they just eat the kitchen counter

[@PeterBaker-fe5wv]

that would be awsome

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@PeterBaker-fe5wv it would be so cool

[@magicaccount7694]

@@thatwaterriver3824 It would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen

[@jimmycompton5621]

Little did the viewers know that Jschlatt had already begun his metamorphosis into Schlagg when he started watching TikToks

[@Ryuu_and_Starlight]

13:18 that scream was personal-

[@SmileStone2763]

is that me in the thumbnail

[@pixelotilz]

Yeh

[@Juno-bug]

Yes

[@iliving23-y9u]

Is that you in the thumbnail

[@Waltuh_P]

4:02 how did we go from Obama one of the greatest presidents in our history to an orange guy who can’t spell him own name or count down from 10 to a fossil who starts every sentence with “back in my day”

[@nathanpixelkid]

fun fact. i'm pretty sure the orange guy who can't spell him own name was also obama's vice president

[@Pottsatos]

And now we’re back to the orange man who doesn’t know how light works

[@ad1312ad]

schlatt not having any idea what a greyhound is is the kind of addition to the lore we needed

[@pi_3223]

4:45 I have a phobia of wasps, dude the immense fear that went through my body at that moment was awful. Now I can’t sleep.

[@GIGACAT573]

5:16

[@Johdanlop]

i love it when Schlagg's face disintegrates into confusion in these tiktoks 😂

[@oorrbbiitt]

*Scat's

[@brokovnik]

BRO SAME

[@Johdanlop]

😂

[@Night_Hawk_475]

Schlatt dissing greyhounds ;-;

[@supero643]

Schlatt having a conversation with Ben will forever be one of the funniest things I’ve seen

[@shenanigans01]

“Best of” normally only happens when something ends so I’m keeping my fingers crossed

[@astrositic2698]

How nice of "Schlagg" to promote and shoutout small youtubers like "Schlatt", truly one of the moments of all time

[@somekiwi7779]

19:24 I fucking cried when that guy showed up again 😭😭😭

[@SlinkyAlloy]

18:13 mannnnn I love underline slopper

[@cauliflower84]

words cannot explain how much i love this man and his content,he could make me laugh at anytime. If i would be having a mental breakdown or a panic attack he would make me laugh no matter what

[@plokijum]

New York

[@dizztrecks]

5:16 THIS MAN IS A LIVING CHAD

[@Reen-of-Astora]

I think he's just insane 💀

[@Mystfordays]

He ain’t a chad, he just crazy my guy, sorry 😭

[@DefinitelyNotJethro]

13:35 Bro took the wrong pill 💀

[@dumflame]

Nah💀

[@vertxtomato]

Nawh i didnt know there was viagra for fingers 💀

[@Eternal_N0cturne]

vaas: to do the same over and over is insanity jschatt: I think it's actually very profitable

[@Cardinalium235]

3:08 I love how his laugh perfectly syncs with the beat

[@derekarredondo5563]

9:48 I’m noticing that Schlatts laughing face is slowly turning into a cryingnface Edit: LOOK MA I MADE IT TO THE TIMED SECTION

[@therese6831]

THAT LAUGH 23:30 MY GOSH IM DEAD

[@MrJinxmaster1]

imagine being shlatt, you spend hours going through tiktoks planning your reactions, and then have to pretend like you haven't already seen them, doubt I could pull it off

[@em4six348]

10:56 Kleptrocacies 🗿

[@rainypeople]

2:49 Average New Jersey inhabitant also: Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?

[@H0ax_wings]

13:16 the tiger in the background 😭😭

[@OreoBear]

20:13 It's literally open season being filmed

[@5fan-u8n]

Open season irl

[@GandharMorje]

Loved the part where he ranked the tiktoks

[@WALNUTSLAYER]

27:17 no schlatt the most dangerous place in america is a school.

[@FakeReclaimer]

2:25 pretty sure thats a comedian, he's pretty sarcastic/facetious. i can't remember his name. Edit: i spent 25 minutes trying to find his name... just for it to be his tiktok .... Todd Glass

[@malibusoade1387]

i never seen someone someone suck their laugh back in so quick 😭🤣😭 1:15

[@slimetimeforyou]

5:21 I'm not kidding, I swear I smelt that!

[@Fishiest]

I really enjoyed his rating system. I especially when he saw that tik tok and rated it a *wheeze* teir. This is amazing.

[@RequiemMasses]

10:33 THATS MY PRESIDENT

[@Jackfriendjoe]

his face as he eats the wasps, just pure anger. i love it

[@LEZORDZ]

1:49 WE’RE NOT BEATING THE BISEXUAL ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥⚡️🔥🔥‼️💥⚡️

[@Bobnt.]

2:30 i believe this is a reference to a movie called the platform, in which a major side character is put in the prison because he pushed out a television that fell onto a man riding a bicycle which died because of it. and that character too calls him stupid and says its his fault for walking down the street just while he threw his television.

[@theoverseer393]

Dang that guy has negative rizz “i can br your hershey’s kiss”

[@SIL3N7_PANIC]

The guy kissing the tree literally had more rizz.

[@zippersnstitches9009]

Im genuinely convinced the world wouldn’t be the same without someone like shlatt

[@heckinggi6034]

Yeah, Shaft really does improve the world

[@InderEndigo]

Shlong definitely didn't do any thing in 1999

[@Lynoffe]

Yeah, the queen would still be here

[@francis4everr]

Yea,i love scat

[@jgamer2228]

Shalt is love, shalt is life

[@LilyLlamaKid]

Bro was flabbergasted 😳🕶️🤏 💀☠️

[@MessagesFromMyStars]

At 9:01 I wanted to say, 'but Jschlatt....i like men...' so bad.

[@TotallyNotJakeIGA]

5:39 I don't think I'm gonna get abducted by a pubic hair beard UFO

[@highoncatnip_]

PUBIC HAIR BEARD UFO 😂

[@annoying_guy923]

THAMK YOU I fucking HATE HIS GOD DAMN BEARD ITS SO DISGUSTING

[@annoying_guy923]

sorry it auto corrected fucking

[@herrdohfii103]

14:00 i once found an APHE 330mm mbt shell in my halloween candy

[@kingcookie9777]

I once found 37 dead rats in a KitKat bar 😊

[@herrdohfii103]

@@kingcookie9777i once found a few gramms of uranium 235. Hey, at the end of the day, i got a several billion calorie meal

[@askyonline]

that's nothing I Once found a tasar bomb in my skittles one bomb for each skittle

[@DramaticBatu]

​@@herrdohfii103never need to eat again

[@vertxtomato]

I found a temu tazer in my kitkat

[@DiabloGamer2000]

15:42 It was a honour to be there🙏🏻

[@justsomeguy1275]

C O O M

[@anti-spiral6258]

I Love How Shlugg Makes These Reaction Videos

[@Cranjis.McBasketball]

OKAY! Was it just me because of the fact that Schlartt kept getting the video of the guy licking his lips!!?!!!? That was extremely funny in my opinion how he just showed up like that to lick his lips in the middle 🤣🤣🤣

[@smartoast]

13:52 I found a whole nuke in my snickers it was a solid 7/10 would try again

[@TomFoolery-e]

19:33 my eyes and ears have never been raped this much

[@talkingben7724]

Huh

[@dw2channel818]

23:41 that's one of the sloppiest farts i've heard

[@Birdsaurus]

Splatt's reactions are gold.

[@Beni_dude30]

i love it when schlatt makes me empty the compartments of my pantalones, TO RIGHT AFTER FILL THEM WITH HIS AMAZING KZbin VIDEOS ,OF COURSE! ... . . . _ _ _ . . .

[@Psymou4014]

I must say that these videos of you reacting to tiktok are pretty much the highlight of my life right now. I'm not completely sure why but it's so relaxing to me. Thank you.

[@koenraadhilde]

3:06 they should make that but they start eating the furniture too

[@JackJawFish]

20:37 this song has been permanently ruined for me because of the Mandela catalogue

[@d.eat.h]

9:20 his face reminds me of Ted here lmao

[@TheWalkingMeme360]

Schlatt said "you can't just do the same thing ten fucking times and expect it to be funny" on his tenth tik tok vid

[@vev_mor]

schlatt's ranking tiktoks videos are just a break from life for me lmao

[@rinskape7376]

I love how he ranked these goofy and silly TikToks and is *NOT* a compilation of TikTok reaction videos HELP I HAVE A GUN TO MY HEAD TO EDIT THOUSANDS OF TIKTOK REACTION VIDEOS

[@aaditiwar1]

he posts so many tiktok videos, he must really love making them!

[@Starkling5]

well "Shlug" the leader of the free world is using his freedom to walk where he pleases

[@Cynthiathegremlin]

Shart's laugh gives me life ❤

[@mirohulsmann1811]

28:06 his Hand is on fire for a sec 😂😂

[@im_the_spectre]

Petition for a Jschlatt VS MoistCr1TiKaL debate: Drunk crashers vs drunk drivers

[@nathanford2072]

10 100 year olds that all are war veterans and have major ptsd would be dangerous

[@Jelly_Jay_15]

I am geniuly making a screeching sound from the man eating the nest

[@reapergrimm156]

at 4:22 it hilariously reads "dementia of the free world"

[@alexhurle2799]

6:47 schlatt. my man. you are ment to dress up grey hounds in clothes during winter or they can freeze, they dont have alot of fat and they dont have fur so we have to put layers over them.

[@spyingfive]

He wants it to die

[@Buzzbot-]

​@@spyingfive Can't be cold when you're dead.

[@attackoramic8361]

why would humanity breed this just for it to be permanently affixed to human interaction

[@Kitsuen.z]

schlatt is actually prolific at fake laughing

[@eric2929-u9s]

I love the part when Schlorpeliadarpdarp reacted to tiktoks.

[@Weird_N_Wacky4]

Schlagg casually pulling out a gun every 10 minutes

[@diobrando2649]

I really love react videos, they’re all I watch and conveniently all i get to watch, everyone I watched ended up being a react channel and I love it

[@brokovnik]

Nice one piece pfp