Schlatt Ranks The Worst Houses

[@jag-stang29]

the whiplash from "i know you're family friendly" to "this makes me want to become a terrorist" within not even 10 seconds is unmatched

[@GhostMP4Rust]

Was about to comment this hahah

[@MementoMoriv2]

read that as he said it XD

[@kymaeraa]

Schlatt and CaptainSparklez are a surprisingly fun duo

[@dahvongregg45]

Schliggy brings the political monster out of the Captain

[@Mattcchu]

used to be sworn enemies lol

[@SethbotStar]

​@@MattcchuWhen was that, I know he "hated" Antvenom for a while.

[@CallofFreaky]

Def was joking about being nervous around him cuz he’s richer

[@inoswap]

The MrToasten version of this stream was absolutely insane to watch because Toasten was literally following them and taking photos the entire time.

[@vkc553]

I gotta see this asap

[@flamersteven4669]

@@vkc553 Where can i watch that?

[@CallofFreaky]

He’s my favourite sleep deprived member

[@davidproductions1974]

Jawsh is on a whole different piece of land and therefore can't be withheld by any hoa laws(Jawsh's lawyer)

[@Yugga_Bubba]

Year of Jawsh

[@bearsarefast1483]

jawsh will not be fined inshallah

[@harley8047]

Yeah, good luck. I saw Schlatt and Swagger's Nickle and Dime-ing everyone in or out of their city.

[@deanb0t]

and they never found jawsh’s plantation

[@atotallynormalshark6330]

All of these houses are far better than the rubble “Schlaggle” left in his wake back in ‘99

[@blitz8221]

or the ruins he created in '01

[@lambdaluka]

@@blitz8221 or the crater he made in '08...

[@weabooform5518]

don’t even get me started what he made the SEALs do in ‘11

[@andrewrosen965]

4:30 Mr Toast Appearance - Mr Toast Tracker

[@Kestila]

thank you goat

[@MartinMakovnik]

Love this longer style of video! The 10 min ones are perfect, but I'd love to see both on the channel!

[@lurex4076]

there is nothing to see at 1:14 to 1:38 so maybe just skip it to not waste your time

[@Comoghwin102]

I enjoy the relationship mika and path have when viewed from other people it's so amusing

[@theemeraldaxe1414]

As a Path viewer it's so funny lol

[@Matt-fj6kb]

idk why but they reek of “discord e-couple” vibes

[@pizzabagel]

1:40 schlatt advocating for walkable cities, he is truly my idol

[@ori6990]

but somehow he lives in texas lol, the most car centric place in the world

[@anthonitical]

If I got a cent everytime Schlatt formed a duo with an OG Minecraft KZbinr on a streamer server I wouldn't still be able to afford attending college in US.

[@load7791]

I love how Toasten was just lurking from 3:37 to 5:04. I wouldn't even doubt he was still there when they changed scenes and just went more incognito. Edit: He was definitely lurking still

[@pgguknown9855]

Mr Tosting is not messing around. Soon there will be a revolution

[@CrispyTNDRS]

I have a slight feeling the HOA is not actually on the residents side…. Reminds me of a similar group from ‘99

[@zer0Ideas24]

HOA irl is never on the residents side anyways

[@comedytyler_]

i was so scared captainsparklez would be like very cringe but he highlights schlatt’s humor so well and it’s so pleasantly unexpected

[@alexisengebretson9412]

17:29 Schlatt calling all the bugs “buggies”

[@SOJITZL]

Schlatt's HOA is better than mine, they don't allow us anything around here. We can't have house plants at our front porch, we cannot park infront of our garage, such basic things enforced illegally by a man who's a part of HOA a majority of us wishes dropped dead lmao. He would literally call in friends to tow people's cars without warning he's that full of shit.

[@doomguy2020]

HOAs are just excuses for bitter wretched people with sad lives to gain any scrap of power and control over other people. I could not imagine a single case where an HOA is compromised of friendly neighbors looking out for their community and I would choose homelessness over buying a home in one of these "communities". It could be a fuckin dollar a month and I would rather have a musty bottom of a bridge to sleep in

[@McSeal]

Is he at least old? His days numbered?

[@SOJITZL]

@@McSeal No he's in like, his mid 30s - 40s

[@McSeal]

@@SOJITZL sadge

[@tacothedank]

​@@McSeal Believe me his days are still numbered if he keeps that up

[@A-10goBRRRT]

day 4 of asking for an apandeh compilation

[@Ninja-bv9ni]

Average apandah fan trying to find scraps of his content

[@GlupShooto]

If this isn’t ironic then I’m sad to inform you that he hasn’t streamed any of this

[@SAFAR-iii]

​@GlupShooto his presence on other people's recordings is enough

[@yogandi8922]

​@@SAFAR-iiithe glazing is crazy

[@brennanoconnor433]

@@yogandi8922ur just hating

[@nolanroessler8682]

Yoo I like the longer style videos better, you should do these more often!!

[@milotic3333]

this

[@mitthenub6050]

we need more hoa content.. this is actually great... captainsparkles is the true HOA king

[@enderboy1824]

9:46 Truly a statement…definitely one that has been said

[@nicksmackerz]

Good Cop CapSpark, Bad Cop "Schlatt"

[@nicosaurus1616]

why is schlatt the kinda guy to have a "live, laugh, love" poster in his bathroom?

[@ghostriposte2977]

Shlonk declares to hate British people, yet he lives in a Victorian era (named after Queen Victoria) themed home, curious.

[@sambmortimer]

He also speaks English, very suspicious

[@Jxxrdn]

This server is progressing rapidly! The HOA and family mart signs are hilarious! Got me hoping someone makes the first culvers soo! (maybe name it shulvers though to avoid any issues) Especially after aztro got that one new york letter from 'Symon'💀

[@thequackquack]

rest in peace, shlappy 🕊🕊

[@Craticall1]

this feels like just another jschlatt channel and i love it

[@agrace2072]

He’s so girly pop coded

[@AdminAbuse]

Keep yourself safe

[@shaneseem-sin3856]

26:50 I was listening to a song and it synced perfectly with the laugh

[@Pokeball35]

I actually think this is one of my favorite minecraft videos of all time holy shit everything about this was golden.

[@nicegoodstylish]

This is the SMPLive Great Build Event OSHA inspections all over again

[@remedy07]

i like my fries with no ketchup

[@Synchronized_Cats]

Realest take ever

[@kraijom319]

Now this is something i like

[@andusz5518]

6:30 "For- for KZbin's sake, this is chalk" "No, we have a chalk mod. This is weed." HAHAHAHA Schlatt you have 0 chill

[@blazewarking]

I love when “slip” breaks character.

[@noahwattel4226]

Actually that's not even completely wrong *Don't build your house on the sandy land* but build it on solid foundation/rock. Is literally in the Bible, now *sand* is obviously referring to any "unsolid" foundation and that's the least solid thing they could think of *but they hadn't considered* people would be psychotic enough to build their houses *on air* so in that case it would obviously have said "Don't build your house on the air."

[@_MilkyHoney_]

Oh how i loved schlatt's videos. I wish he was still here with us.

[@MementoMoriv2]

CaP: for KZbins sake this is Chalk Schlag: No, We have chalk, This is weed. W.E.E.D

[@mr.puffles_-]

Mr toasten made you

[@connection_ok]

I love how they just invent redlining

[@UnIockables]

'Your lawyer has fungus growing on his roof' 😆

[@TheGateShallStand]

Glad to see Mr Toasten still on

[@joeyremz9244]

There’s gotta be an equation to figure how long it takes schlatt to rise to some sort of power position and abuse said power on these servers

[@_crankster]

oh heavens!

[@BeeAVillain]

thats honestly how law making goes in my head

[@koenbook901]

Let him keep his cottage core

[@Sunz40]

I’m still speechless that I watched Mr toasten literally craft bricks of fucking hemp.

[@jackuhl9979]

captain shut down that trump impression so fast

[@The_Vent_Goblin]

4:30 Toasten lurker spotted

[@reeceaman3008]

More hoa and more toasten eps, this is too funny

[@squatenjoyer]

Can’t wait to see MrToasten’s pov

[@thecrablord6661]

The catholic god “money” lmfao

[@oddyssi]

17:50 whyd he do that 😭😭😭

[@HumorDash]

I'm siding with Jawsh. He's knows his stuff. Nicolas cage big daddy from the movie kick ass is a great character, also is a the father of a child and they fight crime. They fight crime in the city. I love the line where Nicolas cage says "ass kick". Implying that the main character kick ass is a wimp, because he keeps getting beat up for being a bad superhero. In the city they fight crime. I'm not even a big fan of checkers either you know like chess is such a more intellectual game. Who wouldn't want to rook a queen in the face with a three move checkmate. Nicolas cage is like my dad or something you know. Like I think that Nicolas cage in that movie where he goes into a place to take care of it for the night and fights animatronics with ease. I think that character was cool.

[@loczek_granie9357]

no apandah

[@mrmateusz5188]

i know it was a "jschlatt" bit, but i really dont understand why they built their house floating when there is so much real estate

[@Morgetty]

We need a lukabigpants comp

[@normeychiapatterson9559]

As much as i don't like hoas. The HOA signs are funny af

[@mistaderpy2878]

why is all of his progress off stream. I aint complaining about watching a drunk man fish but

[@ardenprince2146]

why do they call it GOOD friday if jusus died?

[@l19uid]

AI is getting crazy

[@Sir_Zigy]

If you live in a masculine house or like masculine houses that's pretty gay.

[@dankmans5890]

Holy smokes is that fitmc

[@bennyboi12345]

Schlatt is definitely a bad influence on Jardon!

[@bluemars5305]

haven't seen better pillars since caterpillars

[@oOMinerOo]

Start 0:00 End 29:17

[@ssilent8202]

“Catholic god”? My Brother is Christ, there is only one Christian God

[@MulchMuncher420]

we need ken on the smp

[@winteryuki_onna8172]

On good Friday, a tree snap in half at my local Walmart b/c of the Wind storm that happen in my state. How was everyone "Good" Friday?

[@gabereal]

House next to me had a tree on it

[@winteryuki_onna8172]

@@gabereal damn, hope everyone is alright.

[@saintperc]

MF ZOOM & JPIGMAFIA

[@mtothrules]

soooo... were just letting 23:22 slide or...

[@koenbook901]

The PACCIFIER????

[@Jesi0511]

Nah it is right pink in a factual manly color and blue was a girly color

[@raccoon2968]

Simpson inspired house

[@witheredapricot]

When did he get good at building

[@stormtrooper2466]

5:05 this is what Donald Trump did in Aberdeen

[@mrfrosty5942]

everytime schlatt says mika it sounds like the n word, and it fits his sentence

[@certifiedroastbeefmaniac]

SCHLORT USED GENSHIN IMPACT MNUSIC! 13:31 "Silhouette and Silk Steps" HE LOVES GACHA AND ANIME women CONFIRMED

[@anactualseagull5980]

How many times are you going to post the same video dude

[@sprintyt4405]

I caught a cold because schlatt broke into my house and breathed into my mouth. (This is just a joke schlatt pls don't sue me)

[@Boomer-jb2eb]

What’s poppin

[@SkeleMann]

Whats the outro song

[@bignicotine]

Dancing With the Devil by Immortal Technique

[@SkeleMann]

@@bignicotine naur

[@henry6136]

schlunk

[@depressedtoaster887]

/gamemode creative

[@Pugcam]

Apandah stream !

[@vcullyn]

Idk if he streamed but he didn't record it so it's impossible to get his pov

[@jakethompson8515]

Get Vanoss on the server

[@Chronlus]

can i join the smp

[@mindcraf]

Wasted minecraft Good Friday gameplay

[@vyzxc]

why is jschitt

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

apanda post funny cats 6

[@NezarecFGOP]

5 thousand views in 50 minutes, SDMP fell off

[@MC_Ü_ON_TOP]

W

[@dejboi]

hey schlatticus meredius, formerly big-guy, face reveal when??

[@BlandNoodes]

Like

[@anthonyamato3192]

First 200

[@karolis.b1015]

first

[@Thomas-8058]

I'll do as many pushups this comment gets. No cap

[@plooferofficial]

stop fishing for likes

[@Thomas-8058]

I'll actually do it though 😔 idc about the likes, I'll the delete the comment after

[@thekingofspades44]

Alright

[@load7791]

Go pull this shit on a skibidi toilet breakdown video. There aren't enough braindead children here to follow along

[@midwaytrain94]

schlunk