Schlatt Ranks The SDMP's Builds

[@NoName......]

Jawsh built like a massive fucking insanely detail build and everyone else has the equivalent of a dirt house. Truly he is my streamer

[@BierBart12]

Mr. Toasten built an entire nation right next to Jawsh's citadel Feels like it will become the Liechtenstein of SDMP

[@NoName......]

@BierBart12 Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's also really impressive

[@kcekjm]

Jawsh is a quartz hoarder! Down with Jawsh! Huluauauaualalalalalaulal!

[@LeviBrooks-ou1zy]

Godspeed You Black Emperor is such a good band dude

[@mrspaceblock]

Bro has a build like that and he is gonna put one crafting table, two furnaces, and a singular double chest leaving everything else empty

[@MANTHELEXUS]

CaptainSparklez talks exactly like a HOA representative would.

[@SpicyMelonYT]

Yeah he’s a little too good at that 😂

[@danielchin4198]

Thats probably how he had to talk when he moved houses. Speaking from experience

[@mygameopinions]

I remember him doing the whole HOA bit on Mianite as well back in like 2014 :P

[@Skye_ranran]

thats what being worth 50 million dollars sounds like

[@Sxnemi-]

@@mygameopinionsholy i miss mianite

[@mavromichalisfamily]

Jawsh will snap soon

[@bigtoot7144]

Already did

[@Nate612]

watch the last hour of his 9 hour stream. he lost it all

[@Maski500]

He snapped like 2 years ago

[@peddr.o]

it's very clear that he's already done that

[@olduhh]

He snapped

[@goombaguy4859]

“We’re all friends here” -Its_Jawsh chopped Altrive to pieces

[@starlightrai]

It’s just a friendly chop

[@terrified_bat8056]

TIMESTAMP PLS..

[@Funnyowl69]

@@terrified_bat805614:33

[@PointsofData]

Tbf Altrive threw some of Jawsh's diamonds into a fire, he had a rare moment of not being wholesome

[@vomitfang]

the fact that jschlatt would disrespcect a true hard working patriot like jawsh is kinda disgusting

[@Brambrew]

Rule #1: Thou Shalt Not Float

[@bingekingo9040]

Simon didn’t say.

[@Rajclaw]

Same energy as “flying is not enabled on this server”

[@rattfish]

commandment #2: Thou Shalt Not Insect

[@__sanchez2094]

​@@Rajclawpoor Ted lmao

[@kaboomkp]

Amen

[@cgumby]

Im glad they added Riftskeen and MrToasten to the SMP they're so fun

[@cyceryx]

agreed

[@SpicyMelonYT]

The duality between Shlat and Jordan is so wild. Watched both for years. You can imagine how I feel about this lol

[@papajohn5279]

They have amazing chemistry which is unprecedented yet unbearably welcoming.

[@derrorer]

No. I CAN'T imagine how "YOU" feel about this

[@SpicyMelonYT]

@@derrorer damn sorry bud I guess empathy and sympathy skipped you

[@Xcooldude1]

@@derroreraverage redditor answer

[@vatekanore3756]

Seeing Mr. Toasten filled Schlatt with so much frenzied wrath that he actually ran for the first time in his life, for one second

[@Gandalf.]

There is exactly one person on the server who is more unhinged than jschlob and his name is Jawsh.

[@itsjustprod]

Whats even funnier is hes a super “hinged” person irl. Legit just a chill aocially awkward history buff.

[@skye4082]

Ted’s up there too

[@goldennebula5013]

@@skye4082kinda sad they didn’t cover his castle

[@TechAndCoco]

Jawsh scaring Schlatt away is crazy

[@MementoMoriv2]

he didnt, just nobody likes him XD

[@kreatona4219]

​@@MementoMoriv2 oh yeah definitely nobody likes him, hence why he was invited onto the server

[@MapIeJam]

@@MementoMoriv2literally almost everyone likes him, he’s hilarious

[@Sxnemi-]

@@MementoMoriv2how’d he get an invite to the server then?

[@facemcshooty6602]

You can tell how old a clip is based on the state of Jawsh's building

[@demonicrgc]

the fact that this isnt too far off of how the real HOA works is kinda scary

[@steamypickle5840]

connor disrespected the property sisters by not giving credit

[@grimberlie]

fr 💔

[@Charliezz_]

i agree!

[@fattee2509]

Jawsh with the Im being nice killed me 😂😂

[@mr.puffles_-]

Mr toasten made you

[@wesleyem3]

It's genuinely amazing that after all these years, my favorite content creators, old and new, are together in an SMP like its 2019. Seeing CaptainSparklez, who pioneered Minecraft for me in my childhood, and Schlatt, who quickly became one of my favorite creators ever, coming together just makes me so happy. It really makes me feel like a kid again, and it's an amazing escape from the real world for a little bit.

[@ionisator1]

Same here.

[@FeudalKingCookies]

Hearing shlatt say he paid $150 for that art installation was so painful

[@ionisator1]

Wasn't it 250?

[@speedwagon1824]

It's a thumbnail of a video of his

[@fluffy9071]

jawsh making schlatt recoil like an animal is so fucking funny

[@JollyBlackwell]

What makes all this more funny is that mrtoasten is always just around the corner spying on them this entire time

[@justanapewithinternetacces9803]

the video cutting to them harvesting and replanting the opium immediately afterwards was gold 💀5:52

[@chaoticneutralgiraffe5514]

Discovering Schlut paid 150 bucks for some art commission of both him and apanda sucking the air out with their tongues in this video, was something else..

[@WenigBlaBla]

connor has some nice paintings in his house

[@Ace-zk1oy]

I HATE THE IRS

[@feartheb33k33p3r]

I'M BEING NICE. I'M BEING NICE

[@Shockz_lightning]

He has homphobia in his eyes. *Cat stares as Schlatt*

[@Hoodiebud]

jschalt and captainsparklez collectively laughing at commissioned art of him and apandah, I would never think I'd see this

[@ezequiel6575]

jawsh best character

[@Himaxis]

the fact that i grew up watching sparklez and now he's out here doing side quests with shaltt XD

[@loedje]

i think schlatt is obsessed with mrtoasten

[@ArtificialDad]

God I love your editing it’s so good :0

[@ef2803]

I love jawsh

[@roxqu]

Thanks for the edits!

[@Rat_Dessert]

IM SORRY CONNERS WHOLE HOUSE IS FLOATING!!

[@nikkisucksateverything]

They addressed it and said they would overlook it if he made his house technically bouyant by adding wood

[@kaijuk9]

This video is CRAZY in headphones... The sound is so wild

[@ionisator1]

sparkles talking directly into my right ear

[@kroakish]

0:30 INVINCIBLE REFERENCE! ☝🤓

[@bani5446]

Sell toasten for crack

[@misteroshea]

WHAT

[@itsJden]

Respect the grind brody you got this

[@armedairplane1480]

Jawsh is so funny 😂😂😂

[@CallofFreaky]

25:58 I think after the countless outrageous thumbnails Rift has made, she deserves immunity

[@thatweirdchicc1561]

18:02 WHOS IN THE WINDOW LMAOOO

[@ManWoman-b4h]

17:11 killed me

[@lizzyisalittledizzy6856]

Sclatt getting chased by the enderman XD

[@LiamQuantum]

I was actually suprised when I learned this wasn't run by schlatt, the editing is so good

[@scarlet7960]

JAAAWSH

[@Comoghwin102]

Moist's home review was the best

[@He-lo165]

ooppy lives in Connors house. ooppy is one magnificent creature

[@sigilsick]

sdmp actually is looking good

[@gabrielecummings8051]

I love that moist is in the SDMP

[@reptiliangold15]

Cop: we know your selling drugs in this house I want a cut Dude: well I wasn’t but I can start

[@mysteryman447]

meowriza understands the racket and will benefit promptly

[@CallofFreaky]

I’ve been thinking about it lately and Schlatt keeps telling people “he made them” but his skin is still Tomska. I think Tomska made you, Schlatt

[@mak_cheese]

Now I’m craving a double burger tray with a cheeseburger quesadilla

[@ManMythLemon]

22:31 jordans laugh under composure

[@mattgroening8872]

Schlatt is Dutch Van Der Linde and CaptainSparklez is Micah Bell. Think about it

[@E1_Gatito]

Beverly Hills 90201 joke flew over everyones head fs

[@GandalfTheGreen710]

DUDE FUCKING BATTLE BEAST? HELL YEAH

[@seakingmako]

Connor is a person. Love him

[@evilchild1851]

28:53 Uh oh, Jshat found the weed cave

[@elijahthesage8510]

I love Gay Schlatt

[@A-10goBRRRT]

day 5 of asking for an epamdah compilation

[@officejet250]

connors manifesting the cookout

[@somegem6344]

The buggy infestation

[@NohaTheEpic]

Holy shit that Mr. Beast thumbnail was so funny

[@goddammiteythan]

the funniest thing about meowriza's politics bit is that she's European

[@wraithofradiation2977]

Need more Luka and Mr. Blue representation 🔥🔥🟦

[@Seeräuberei]

Schlatt and captainsparklez make a w HOA team

[@dennisstrong4924]

Give them debug sticks please I wanna see that glass on meowz balcony fixed

[@Floydknight]

schlatt needs to pay rift more

[@Blocko_Boi]

I hate the HOA.

[@gamingtsunami524]

Respect the HOA

[@AnExcuse]

@@gamingtsunami524never

[@fjeoijweiojfweio8212]

disrespecting the HOA, that'll be a 50 diamond fine

[@gamingtsunami524]

@@AnExcuse 1 million diamonds

[@kakiwav64]

These videos are gold

[@Skye_ranran]

15:09 huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@flaminapplesauce5281]

6:43 had me tripin for a sec XD

[@doodlekid9864]

Thought my brain lagged

[@patrickkeane7165]

A sdmp clips video that’s longer than 10 minutes?? I thought id never see the day

[@ChridsBop]

Now I might be old... But anyone remember when Bdoublo100 and Generikb did this on the Mindcrack server? And were promptly taken to court?

[@loczek_granie9357]

22:07 apandah mentioned

[@benjaminandersen5921]

"Ornyon"

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

14:30 sounds like schalrt ai

[@ScarIettsnow]

i don't think connor realized both his ducks are males

[@iamgodzilla.488]

Did anyone else see jschlatt plant drugs

[@joevela8757]

Best part of the video 28:07

[@jackthemelonman]

How do I turn off directional audio

[@Llaaalu]

Why was Mikas house not shown it was the best one

[@rockinggamerdude]

Mr toastin is somehow one of the funniest people on the server, but also the quietest

[@BLODSWIPER]

Where Charborg's house? >:c

[@sacredlimbo]

where is charborgs house

[@a-okey8093]

What plays around 18:43?

[@maakuarc-ml4lb]

18:42 what's the song for the toasten chase?

[@Lxthargy]

I love the sexual tension.

[@l19uid]

AI is getting crazy

[@SolarLite1]

Schlatt sounds like trump when he’s nasally

[@kcekjm]

I unalived the HOA

[@DopeThug]

13:17 onyon

[@TheDog-kk4sn]

Jschlatt planted a joint I'm sure of it, see the number in his inventory before and after his "discovery"

[@Myty4579]

Lowkey let me join

[@beridiusMoved]

what drug mod do they use??

[@Doobydoe]

The Dirty Stuff

[@gemo9513]

what mod is the blunt from

[@Doobydoe]

I think the name is The Dirty Stuff

[@droonie]

Connor not being xxxtentacion is really odd to me

[@ycb955]

the fucking echo

[@ScaredEdit]

Imagine not having cookout. Common Texas L