Schlatt Ranks Your AWFUL Presentations

Streamed on 5/31/22
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[@duck484]

The 1st presentation legit was the ultimate starting presentation

[@xvor_tex8577]

it was definitely one of the presentations ever.

[@cjl7045]

was definelty a presentation

[@ineedpie683]

@@xvor_tex8577 I totally agree. Was definitely one of the ever presentations

[@Florida_boy]

anyone got a link to just that one?

[@mrcrazy6265]

👨‍⚕️

[@gumsgang1216]

TIMESTAMPS 1:27 Doors vs Wheels 4:30 The Telebrush 9:30 New York City Crime Rates 13:20 How to Fix Everything (feat. Joe Biden) 16:41 “I don’t want to listen to you” 16:53 How to fix your 3DS (RIP Boner) 19:40 Wawa is better than Sheetz 21:14 Why Men are better than Women 22:58 Why Fridge? 24:19 Cryptids Rated from Least to Most Smashable 25:47 How to Create a Folder 28:23 My Very Cool Thing 30:01 Airsoft Gun 30:54 The Return of the Deer Man 32:22 The Bakery 34:39 Why I Invested in Burger Plane (feat. Weezer) 36:21 Pyrocynical 37:23 Why Schlatt should give me free Youtooz 39:53 Put the Cocaine Back in Energy Drinks (English Dub) 43:13 How to Survive the Rocky Mountains (Oral Presentation) 48:29 Why Passport.mid is the best Midi to come with Windows 50:35 Criminology 69 53:37 My name is funnimic 53:50 Dementia 55:35 The Catboys of the Dream SMP 57:07 My Sauce Collection 59:37 Bugsnax rated by how much I want to eat them 1:00:47 Top 10 Successful Communist Countries 1:01:33 The Blue secret formula 1:03:01 Why we should rebuild the Twin Towers 1:04:10 Judgement 1:06:08 Pay us for Pride Month 1:09:21 How to beat the allegations 1:11:19 Why you should buy Gamersupps 1:13:01 Why 9/11 is bad (feat. The Angry Birds) 1:13:55 Stuff I Made 1:16:30 Introduction Presentation 1:18:22 Sauceman Donation 1:19:33 Rating Places I’ve Cried 1:23:29 What My Ex’s would do to the Rams Slippers 1:25:53 Garfield Merch (feat. Garfield) 1:28:52 Who is the best Star Wars character? By XQC 1:31:05 Why I Hate My Cat 1:33:45 Jambo Mow 1:35:49 Why Schlatt is the Best Streamer 1:39:40 Schlatt has an existential meltdown 1:41:35 The Outdoors 1:42:57 Sauce 1:45:44 New Jersey Isn’t that bad (lie) 1:46:01 How Pussy Memes are Funny (feat. Weezer) 1:47:10 Return to New Jersey 1:52:18 How to Make a Hit Song 1:53:28 Why Schlatt fans are all mentally unstable 1:54:29 Why Cars are better than Bikes 1:56:31 People that can beat Schlatt in a fight 1:56:57 Return of the Schlanket 1:58:12 My Pets 2:01:28 Why airline Wifi is not expensive (feat. Weezer) 2:03:49 Introduction to the Furry Fandom 2:04:00 Is Megatron a “baddie” 2:05:44 Introduction to the Furry Fandom (again) 2:07:04 Beef Milk 2:08:52 What it’s like dating a Dream Stan 2:10:28 Return of the Water Fountain 2:11:44 How to Succesfully Stream Snipe 2:14:17 People Who Have Died From a Coconut 2:16:16 Using Math to find out when your Dad will come home 2:17:56 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:33 What happened to Tower 7 2:19:38 Best Lawnmower 2:21:29 Why JSchlatt is Epic Gamer 2:22:46 Joe Byron 2:24:34 How I Became a Furry 2:26:10 Just Saying 2:28:20 The Bubonic Plague 2:28:41 I posted on the Schlatt subreddit as a female 2:31:06 Fed-Ed 2:33:35 Women Suck 2:35:04 Jambo is a cold hearted killer 2:37:56 Why my parents don’t love me 2:38:25 The point of The Mask (feat. Ted Cruz) 2:41:05 Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie 2:45:22 Why Plane Wifi should not be free 2:47:29 In defense of back facing toilet paper 2:49:50 Why Schlatt should go back to streaming RCT2 2:53:01 Top Ten Hottest Mascots 2:54:52 Why I’m Awesome 2:58:45 Why I would smash Goofy 2:58:59 Twitter Bad 3:01:17 ITS FREE 3:02:51 Sex Appeal of Apple Products 3:06:57 Plagiarism 3:10:45 How I get ready in the morning 3:12:34 Why you should smoke Opium 3:12:40 How to make muffins 3:13:00 Why you should own a race car 3:13:45 Why the fog ISNT coming 3:15:53 The Earth is a flat disk 3:18:07 Possums are not pets 3:19:49 When Yellowstone will erupt 3:21:17 The equation of stealing things that are free 3:23:48 MORBIUS 3:25:22 Worst things I have done 3:30:48 Worst things I have done part 2 3:32:48 Alcohol

[@gumsgang1216]

There are a staggering number of 9/11 based jokes within this stream btw

[@Onzzekthesaraphim]

thanks for taking the time to make this man!

[@Silacide]

Thank you King

[@jacksticka842]

These read like SCPs

[@-Len.]

Thank you!!

[@S0ULS_]

Being in the 5% of Jschlatts female viewers makes me happy that there was a presentation about another female schlatt viewer

[@blueh4t880]

Wait there's more than 2%?

[@zab6124]

why?

[@S0ULS_]

@@blueh4t880 man idk i just made up the 5% Because theres almost no female viewers

[@S0ULS_]

@@zab6124 because theres almost no girls and i see them rarely- But i guess thats special idk

[@blueh4t880]

@@S0ULS_ lmao it feels like it sometimes

[@NorthJoestar]

I like how unlike other vod channels “schlatt” actually takes the time out of his day to edit the footage even if it’s just a little bit to get right into the content

[@aron1089]

KZbinr editing their own videos? That’s a good one

[@TropicDaKid]

Edit the footage, just like the security footage of "schlatt" killing a man in 1999.

[@AzureVoltic]

@@TropicDaKid That was no man...

[@troyscribner4342]

@SA-X if you knew what they were actually paid… Edit: Jesus people i knew it was a joke. Sorry my comment didn’t directly say i knew it was a joke and expected people to not throw a fit because they added there own context to it.

[@kingofsludge7262]

“Schlort” really does deserve some recognition for all he does

[@waldornprime5567]

Schlittorus needs to understand that simply telling us to stop uploading weezer will only make the masses perform the action more

[@gargtaggfut8573]

fucking WHAT?

[@crossbones1960]

schlittorus ☠️

[@EakiTurtle]

schlussy :sobbing emoji:

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

And unlike stealing public and private property, uploading WEEZER is completely legal

[@waldornprime5567]

@EakiTurtle Schlaggina

[@w9shcl0thes]

the kid who made the telebrush is a comedic genius and a conventional genius at the same time

[@yezumi]

the telebrush helped me tou- to keep in touch with my friends

[@redpandaman6826]

Schlatt will never have rest from the terror of his fanbase

[@funny1.510]

He will never rest from another type of terror that occured on semptember 11th

[@crypticshadows]

And I will never rest after what “schlatt” did to me on that fateful fall day in 1999

[@Zero_XTZ5]

This is his fault

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

@Crypticshadøws neither will those poor orphans

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist]

@@crypticshadows You. You hold the answers the world is not ready for.

[@Mackenzie-wr4pz]

1:31:06 if anyone is wondering pepper Potts is still alive and well, keep praying. But thanks for viewing my presentation that I made awfully through iMovie in 20 mins.

[@CiphersVII]

oh my god it’s female 20 midwest 5” 5’ 127 lbs

[@whitehownkey4460]

Put your cat in a ball it'll be fine then

[@Wired_User]

Nooooo, she’s dead???

[@t14g04]

#ripbozo

[@Mackenzie-wr4pz]

@@CiphersVII if you want to get technical

[@lukasuhlenkamp9850]

I love the recurring characters in these streams. Sauce drawer guy, deer head guy, the tv cosplayer, etc.

[@6thKazekage3647]

*fountain noises*

[@unluckyval]

@@6thKazekage3647 *balls*

[@Souleater787]

Cake factory

[@teganeva]

and the really cool thing guy!

[@clairvoyant-]

a very cool thing

[@konner4908]

Schlatt just can’t get away from us, can he?

[@non-existing8722]

He can't and never will

[@glassofwater281]

Someone's gonna come along and go "sChLaTt"

[@heheheeh2781]

@@glassofwater281 “Schlatt” just can’t get away from “us”, can he? You can laugh now.

[@glassofwater281]

@@heheheeh2781 hahahahaha you did the exact thing I was talking about I'm laughing from funny

[@drizzy8202]

*schlanket

[@Ayundaru]

Shlatt if you were wondering, at 1:59:41 she said это моя презентация на мое животное this is my presentation on my animal

[@nodsyeah]

that is true. i did in fact say that

[@hermit3129]

@@nodsyeah aye your presentation was one of my favorites :]

[@loscampesinos_enjoyer]

yeah and she worded it poorly, itd be correct to say о моих животных, which is about my animals. we dont really say "on smt" when talking about a topic ^^

[@yozora6636]

@@nodsyeah yo it's the legend

[@syphiliseater]

@@nodsyeah я очень рад что ты решила запостить свою презентацию на канале человека "шлатт" она и правда была увлекательной.

[@goopy_guy118]

The telebrush presentation is exactly how me and my friends would make projects in class and we would not stop laughing

[@bookertdewitt5630]

Haha Bro the telebrush kid is going places, that dude has a future in some type of comedy, hopefully he’ll be on a KZbin channel or maybe even on live stage someday soon.

[@prometheusRDS]

You might be asking: Wait isnt this illegal? Yes.

[@demetria-n]

Yeah, that kid knows how to fake* nervousness! Or, maybe it was real, and they just used it to their advantage? Either way, good soup.

[@ellieelza]

he actually has a channel, its called jjhassy

[@jermarat]

was it just me or did that kid sound like a girl?

[@demetria-n]

@@jermarat Does it matter what they sound like?

[@Whatismusic123]

dementia guy was so funny, probably the most I've laughed in 5 years.

[@GreaseGrab]

Thank you, I appreciate it

[@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983]

@@yummowickersham7746 i forgor 💀

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Who?

[@seilorks6610]

What's even better is the background music is from a playlist by a person called the caretaker that simulates what the mind goes through during dementia through song

[@dairycream5]

I don't remember that one

[@bschleevs2723]

Any 2027ers here

[@shittykiddy3572]

I genuinely think Schlatt has one of the better relationships with his fanbase. These ongoing jokes that go really far back. So much lore you have to know on some of them.

[@leokallas7596]

yeah, if you call stealing signs and traffic cones "better."

[@juandirection3751]

@@leokallas7596 or teaching how to make actual narcotics

[@leokallas7596]

@@juandirection3751 yeah

[@thighgraine]

@@leokallas7596 absolutely is, and it's not stealing, it's free!

[@laneschmidt1157]

ITS FREEEEE

[@EdgarAllan2pointPoe]

I mean, I'm sure he's just playing it up for laughs, but a small part of me is starting to think that jshlatt may have legitimately forgotten that he told people to include that picture of the two black men kissing into their submissions.

[@Knocked3]

any 2024ers here

[@marriach.]

no

[@marriach.]

im sorry that was rude yes hello

[@noirtheret7928]

No, 2025.

[@Cyclo_Shock]

No im from 6273

[@I_want_a_hug]

No year 22

[@TeaCat656]

2:55:57 “There I am, Gary! There I am!” I’m glad you enjoyed the presentation, thanks for the kind words!

[@Ved_lol]

that was the best one in my opinion, good job!

[@em4six348]

are you being held hostage?

[@JK-wc5yo]

You have convinced me you are amazing and should not be bullied.

[@TeaCat656]

@@em4six348 No :)

[@LunaMinuna]

You did absolutely amazing

[@ickystickynicky4620]

This is crazy I loved the part where Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations.

[@lululegende1407]

my favourite vas the AWFUL presentation

[@piggywiggy5636]

I loved the one video where he posted one of his stream vods

[@themandarin9493]

​@@lululegende1407 No, him reacting is better

[@carlamuffin]

Same

[@bagman123ABC]

nah that part was just kinda crap but when Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations that was the best part

[@frogman3740]

"Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person" was definitely my favorite.

[@Scopop08]

I love how schlatt even looks like he hates these streams

[@TaborlinTheGreat]

But not gonna lie, this format is too good to just drop off. I would be suprised if he is not making big bucks from these.

[@Scopop08]

@@TaborlinTheGreat oh yeah, he's definitely raking in the stacks from these, i would do the exact same if i were him but from a viewers perspective it's getting a bit repetitive

[@enzoarweq4525]

@@Scopop08 at least he does try to make it unique, like its react content but with his own twist

[@okaywhat22]

2:01:31 that’s me! Glad I could WEEZER Schlatt, even if it was in the most complicated way possible :)

[@Undkor]

You absolutely killed it!

[@enzoarweq4525]

yo! great presentation!

[@lennyternil336]

WWWWWWWWWWWEEZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ZombieSazza]

Absolute legend

[@Bean-tp7bw]

Incredible work

[@ash52852]

Can’t believe such a qualified professor could get the location of The Case of 1999 wrong, any qualified Schlatt historian would know off the top of their head that it took place in Enumclaw, WA, obviously.

[@qwertyuiop8795]

West Assachusetts

[@kingofbears6999]

Love these vods Schlatt. You simultaneously create long form content that's pretty good, and after you edit it down you create short bursts of super high quality content thats really good, so that all types of fans have there preferred content. Amazing idea.

[@enzoarweq4525]

5Head

[@themandarin9493]

I always watch both so yes I agree xD

[@elyzzayt]

I did a pretty solid presentation; it was about the “what color is math” debate but it exceeded the time limit by 3 minutes. But tbh idk how you can make a legitimately good and entertaining presentation in 2 minutes 😭

[@spooder1568]

Math is blue

[@bluewuppo]

@@spooder1568 no it’s green

[@spooder1568]

@@bluewuppo prove it. Most calculators are either blue or black. Ever seen a green calculator? Didnt think so.

[@exoticcats6119]

Math is red

[@megalotoxins2243]

Math = Red

[@drista390]

It was so funny watching Jschlatt actually listening intently and how he was fascinated by it.. I LOVE IT

[@Nems10]

This video couldn’t have started w/ a better presentation. A genuine argument that just crashed & burned

[@Stolashunter]

you know what else crashed and burned

[@adepressedcupcake]

@@Stolashunter your moms happiness after you were born?

[@death1980]

@@Stolashunter the Hindenburg

[@markstadix]

@@Stolashunter MY MOM!!!

[@ihavenoideaYouTube]

@@Stolashunter June Seventh, 2023 will

[@jacobvyle800]

Okay, but that first one genuinely had me laughing so hard.

[@meku747]

does anyone know if the guy has a channel?

[@jacobvyle800]

@@meku747 kzbin.info/door/yFsM31rX3HC3_0R-755pXg

[@stuffedbrains]

@@meku747 I don’t know. All I know is what happened on September 11th, 2001.

[@mattlawler2250]

@@meku747 kzbin.info/door/G9Z2tm9WbRQmiZlNhgQe9g

[@Fergie_Frog666]

I honestly hate myself right now- I’m binge watching your videos instead of sleeping despite having to go to a museum in the morning

[@NebulaAlterna]

I’m glad Schlatt has somehow managed to have his viewers give him content and it still manages to be entertaining. Truly a paragon in the KZbin verse.

[@zippersnstitches9009]

17:45 I own a DS and this presentation was actual damn useful

[@themandarin9493]

BAHAHAHA

[@user-cu2le8zn9s]

I have a 3ds and it was also very useful for me

[@zackattack32]

I love the part where “Schlatt” ranked the presentations. Definitely the most stream in a while

[@IcedPZ]

3:06:55 I really enjoyed the reaction JSchlatt. Thanks for watching my presentation!

[@hloak4736]

A really well done edit

[@poyuma9350]

1 of 4 presentations I actually enjoyed was yours, good work

[@lofurvina312]

nice work 👍👍

[@okaywhat22]

this was one of my favorite ones from the stream! excellent job!

[@willc3421]

you killed it man!

[@frogboi7]

39:26 translates to “I am coming for you Jschlatt, you better be careful about what you say” and then some more that just seems like gibberish

[@aboal-fuad16yearsago55]

The other half clearly says Bane Of Arthropods IV...?

[@capitalofnorway]

RIP schlatt, just got decked by a coconut

[@SamuraiBonesie]

My favorite part about the 3DS presentation at 18:10 is that the info he's giving is true. I've fixed my old 3DS and that ribbon cable that goes through the 3DS' display hinge? It's a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS to fucking pull through... It hurts to do. I've done it with other people, in my house, and it became a fucking group-project puzzle to figure out. I even broke my first ribbon cable when replacing the entire screen. So the fact he was so happy about it, makes me question his sanity... Boner is a lunatic.

[@LesbianJumpscare]

I love these videos because it shows that no matter your race, sexuality or gender, as long as you watch jschlatt you're full insane.

[@GermanMapping1871]

Jschlatt 2:15:28 your time is coming...

[@LitKoriXX]

HEHEHEHHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@blazingbuizel7194]

Mans tried to make a literal fucking homemade EMP and "Schlatt" is wondering why he watches his videos as if this person isn't the exact type of person to watch him

[@cedarlynn]

As another person who has made a homemade EMP, I'm proud to be a fan of Schlut

[@oldladmanmp4]

Look man I gotta find a way to stop the parking tickets

[@microfighterz]

I'm surprised Schlatt gets surprised by his audience also being into retro tech/making tech shit in general when he has said he watches youtubers that are popular in that scene and has those interests.

[@DrKoneko]

I dialed that phone number at 2:11:13 and it came up with a super creepy voice that said “the area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid . Please check the area code and-“ and it cuts off. It’s genuinely creepy.

[@zackattack32]

DUDE I JUST DID HOLY FUCK THATS FREAKY

[@MuffinJuice]

i love the deer guy in the video that was the best one

[@Blooperdooper1234]

Facts muffin facts

[@toppy6744]

Who are you bro ☠

[@ASMBSR]

​@@toppy6744 deer guy

[@VXLAstra]

@@toppy6744 Who are you bro ☠

[@Hephaestus_God]

Okay but like: - "Having deer season be all year long = no more poaching" was an underappreciated joke

[@K4RN4GE911]

I gotta give some credit to these presenters. Playing the game Patently Stupid on Jackbox and making a good argument for an invention or presentation has proven to me that it is a LOT harder than you think.

[@maroon_froggy]

“Schlatt”, unlike other streamers, puts effort into editing “his” vods. amazing work, “Schlatt”, just like the amazing work you did in ‘99.

[@TheCosmicChannel_]

It is truly an honor to be the first person on “Schlatt’s” presentation stream, I cracked the case

[@enzoarweq4525]

👏

[@timothee0069]

man i cant stop quoting " my voice sounds dead cuz I've been sucking too much dick" btw great presentation

[@Micah_Jay]

Thank you so much for this, “Schlatt”. You continue to make me “laugh” with all the great “content” you keep giving!

[@joespaghetti9]

Idk if this will help anyone but, (edit) i just saw that someone else did this and i wasted 40 minutes doing this 0:00 Intro 1:27 Ultimate Starting Presentation 5:04 Telebrush 9:29 NYC Crimes (Big Man related) 13:19 Chicago Presentation 16:54 3DS Presentation 19:39 Wawa > Sheetz Presentation 21:40 Why men are better Presentation 23:03 Why Fridge Presentation 24:23 Cryptids Smashability Presentation 26:03 How to create a Folder 28:27 His very cool thing he made presentation 30:12 Why airsoft guns dont hurt 31:00 Deer Hunter Presentation 32:21 OH MY GOD 34:52 $69 Burger Plane 36:25 Television Person 37:35 My dogs are cold 40:00 Australian man talking about cocaine in energy drinks 43:23 Skinwalkers 48:28 Passport mid is a BOP 50:35 The cold case of 1999 53:49 Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! 56:24 Catboy gay stuff idk 57:07 Sauce collection 59:59 Bugsnax edibility Presentation 1:01:14 Top 10 successful communist countries 1:01:39 Blue secret formula 1:03:33 Why we should rebuild the twin towers 1:04:30 Jschlatts cousin from kentucky 1:06:16 Gay & Pay 1:09:49 ITS NOT REAL 1:11:26 Gamersups Presentation 1:13:13 Why 9/11 is bad 1:13:54 Scrap making warlord 1:16:34 Landon. 1:19:37 Places ive cried 1:23:50 What my ex's would do to the ram slippers 1:26:01 Garfield Presentation 1:29:04 Who is the best star wars characters 1:31:12 Why I hate my cat 1:35:48 Why Schlatt is the worst streamer! 1:41:44 Prince Phillip 1:42:58 Sauce Presentation 1:46:02 Why pussy memes are funny 1:47:27 New Jersey Presentation 1:52:31 How to make a hit song 1:53:28 Other Australian man 1:54:47 Why cars are better than bikes 1:56:36 Wassup guys, its Quandale Dingle here 1:57:07 Schlanket 1:58:14 My pets 2:01:38 Why airline wifi is not expensive 2:04:06 Is Megatron a baddie? 2:05:57 Introduction to the furry fandom 2:07:03 Schlatt ai 2:09:07 What its like dating a dream stan 2:10:29 Water fountain man 2:11:44 Stream sniping Presentation 2:14:21 People who have died from being hit by a coconut 2:16:22 Stolen joke 2:18:23 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:46 Cub Cadet LT1045 is the best lawnmower 2:21:34 Why Schlatt is epic 2:22:54 JOOOOEEE BIDEN 2:24:56 Jeremiah Cumberdale 2:26:23 RCT2 sux! 2:28:24 The bubonic plague 2:28:50 WOMAN 2:31:21 Fed Ex man 2:34:17 Women Suck 2:35:21 Jambo the serial killer 2:38:11 Why my parents dont love me 2:38:41 Why Dream's "Mask" is a masterpiece 2:41:16 Schlatthew 2:45:27 Why plane wifi should not be free 2:47:28 Back facing TP 2:49:53 RCT2 rox! 2:53:07 Top 10 hottest mascots 2:55:56 THE BEST ONE 2:58:49 Why I would smash goofy 2:58:58 Fruit Feud 3:01:19 Free stuff! 3:03:02 Sex appeal of iphones (?) 3:06:57 Plagarism 3:10:45 Morning routine Presentation 3:12:38 Why you should smoke opium 3:12:59 Cool racecar 3:13:49 THE FOG 3:15:56 Ice Ball 3:18:16 Why opposums are FILTHY 3:19:52 Yellowstone Eruption 3:21:31 Free stuff! 2 3:24:01 ITS MORBIN TIME 3:25:22 Wheatskins Presentation 3:30:53 Wheatskins 2 3:32:52 Nopeify Presentation

[@ernesto4709]

Schlatt can’t be called Mr Wonderful after what he did in 1999.

[@calebwood8427]

he was just following orders....

[@youtubby-932]

"Frag" rance man

[@sleep6837]

@@youtubby-932 shhh don't divulge sleeper agent code names

[@jfings4487]

" "*

[@MunthirS]

I’m slowly realising that the people who watch Schlatt are people who enjoy situational comedy and I love it.

[@Xx_Monke_Xx]

Any 2026rs here

[@fuzzyclaws5379]

Damn I'm 2000bc

[@AidenSmith017]

I just invented the wheel 🤯

[@NitttNattt]

Whats a 2?

[@Super-Vision]

i like how half the presentations inculde either feet, 9/11 or men, love the hivemind of the "jschlatt" community

[@RealShrimpu]

we got our priorities set straight

[@KonstaPunk]

@@RealShrimpu not straight but true

[@Flip11111]

@@RealShrimpustraight? Haha okay buddy. Wanna make love☺️?

[@kagoclapz]

nice vid Schlagg! My favorite part was when I was watching a Ted walked into my room and broke my kneecaps with a metal baseball bat, and laughed as he did it. Good old Ted!

[@unknownplite]

This happens to me all the time! What a fun guy.

[@NoahGideon-nsfw]

Any 2025 people here?

[@winniechow4243]

It brings me a weird sense of joy whenever i see deer guy and his collection of deer heads

[@tgcgtheviewer]

8:06 Ever since I bought the telebrush, I could finally touch my friends while brushing my hair!

[@kai_lopez9855]

Do trunks count as doors?

[@ZombieSazza]

Nathan was absolutely amazing, that punchline was AMAZING

[@smiley656]

That first presentation was genuinely golden💀

[@imnotreallysure4177]

i own the garfield phone

[@majoritygamerp5518]

1:35:49 I appreciate the comp Schlatt! Unfortunately I had to do you dirty like that...

[@oriontigley5089]

*I stole your presentation*

[@majoritygamerp5518]

@@oriontigley5089 for what reason!? Do tell…

[@oriontigley5089]

@@majoritygamerp5518 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@swanilli]

the gaming microwave blows my mind. hope “schlatt” gets one

[@oldladmanmp4]

Thank you!

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

45:45 "They don't got that Wendussy" Fucking killed me bro 💀(>ᴗ

[@grahamcrackers1249]

“schlatt”’s relationship with Radiohead is something I desperately need to get to the bottom of.

[@NostalgiaArtist]

I love these user submitted react VODs, and I have to say this one's my favorite. The kind of Big Guy enjoyers that made it through onto this stream are clinically insane. 11/10

[@anne_afton3838]

12:53 I'm sorry but yall need to pause it here

[@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin]

Was that presentation made by mika?

[@orinblank2056]

As much as I love the meme of people stealing things because they're free, you can get charged tens of thousands for stealing a stop sign, and if an accident occurs at the intersection where it was stolen, you are liable for the entire cost of the accident. Just some food for thought

[@ryankalgreen6184]

I love how he wasn't at all suspicious of Dr. College

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Chat doesn’t know what they were talking about the angry birds 9/11 joke was masterfully crafted

[@raunch1869]

I was horrified when I heard about the Garfield cups because no joke it’s my favorite mug and I’ve used it on a day-to-day basis. It’s been in my family since 1978 (when it was first released) and I’ve used it for 8 years now. The last thing I expected was to find out that it causes cancer and brain damage and this definitely wasn’t the way I wanted to hear this news…

[@oldladmanmp4]

1:13:55 that’s me! It was awesome to get on the stream!

[@grandre3464]

I love you

[@Your_mom_virus]

Rip technoblade

[@gonkdroid6364]

At 1:09:23 Jshlut brings up that we used to pay workers 5$ a day to work at an assembly line. However the standard wage at Ford, (the people who created the assembly line as we know it today) in 1913 (the year it was invented) was indeed 5$ a day HOWEVER, the standard wage before 1914 (when the assembly line got going) was *$2.34* per day. This means that with the introduction of the assembly line the average price of a worker doubled. Along with this the standard amount of time someone worked per day was 9 hours, Ford dropped this to 8 which is staggering since they got more money for less work per day. And lastly, if you account for inflation this means that Ford payed his workers $144.55 per day. The state with the highest paying minimum wage by July 2022 is Washington state at $16.08 which in an 8 hour work day equates to only $128.80 meaning that you are now payed LESS than those assembly line workers. So yeah, that’s all.

[@mezmerizer0266]

They were not working 8 hour days, try 13 hour days. This was before unions. They worked until the work was done for the day. They made a dollar, not 5.

[@PointsofData]

They also had zero workers rights, safety precautions or job security so...

[@jamieashworth_]

Schlatt is being tortured by us at this point

[@G0blin..urm0m]

who else falls asleep to this every single night and to this one specificly

[@goatsfluff]

The first video was superb. I'd give it a solid 9/11. The second one made me genuinely happy. Never did I think I'd laugh so much at something made by someone probably half my age. This looks fun!

[@idrewathing2179]

Please please somebody tell me where that video is from I need to scar my friends @ 23:50

[@Aidsgetsreal]

watching this while im in a tornado warning rn lol

[@xtragedgnolf]

God, that fucking dementia presentation with Everywhere at the End of Time playing in the background hit different.

[@FOX1MX]

Great VOD :) Keep it up Big Man we love you

[@AmazingOriginality]

500 BC Anyone??

[@Imthesherrif]

you also sieging rome????? if youre a defender, youre basically a opp

[@ariahoney822]

Not even four minutes in, Donation: "Loser." "Schlatt": :|

[@waloki]

For anyone curious, the water fountain is 42% off on Amazon, selling for ~460 dollars

[@hectichive889]

Man, there’s no way the jokes in the telebrush bit was written by the kid narrating it. That was too good! Fucking hilarious, I was dying! Especially at 7:10 coming off the joke about it being made from the hair of Taiwanese children, the pause, then going straight into “the wood is made out of wood.” That shit had me dying 😂

[@imawhale2205]

3:42 the n-word caught me off guard

[@vegeta6169]

Im pretty sure it sqid "wheezer"

[@Alberto_FacebookGamingBeliever]

Schlatt was flabbergasted

[@Zuerox]

39:40 actually gave me a heart attack. The sound literally lined up with the way my room is arranged

[@Maddienator]

SAME

[@dragoncat9153]

BRUH I WAS WATCHING HOME ALONE AT 2AM Fuck that presenter in particular 😂

[@imposter3826]

For real! It gave me a heart attack

[@carrotssz]

22:55 sure men have abs but we have badonkadonks

[@alexmcp5153]

Every door has hinges. Hinges are circular and spin over a fixed axle. Hinges are wheels. Therefore, every one door must have at least one wheel, usually two or more. THEREFORE. there MUST be more wheels than doors.

[@wqltr1822]

Plot twist, the wheels have multiple doors on them.

[@Stanl3y_]

But open scapes are door ways so doors without wheels

[@izomia]

1:03:00 was me! Didn't realize how shitty my mic is until hearing it on stream, sorry gang

[@enzoarweq4525]

excellent presentation! but yeah the mic was hard to hear haha

[@CherriBlossom-hehehe]

The deer guy was clearly the best fr

[@yeetmaster3293]

At 39:28 says “I am coming for you Jschlatt you better be careful about what you say” I ended off on the end of the first line, the rest I left alone.

[@themandarin9493]

That was you?? AMAZING JOB also what language is that lol 😅

[@ohlite]

the part where "schlatt" reviewex your awful presentations was immaculate

[@maxwellsiIverhammer]

8:48 look in the chat someone asked if the telebrush vibrates im dying😭

[@pauljbd]

This has to be the most enjoyable vod I’ve ever seen

[@averageman8404]

I am ecstatic that this is actually a series, when the first one released I thought it’d be a one-off thing.

[@charmc1167]

“On September 11, 2001- *video ends* “

[@angelvaldes8421]

we need a card for "Cards against humanity" that's just: "Schlatt Ranks Your AWFUL Blank"

[@eliteretribution1971]

Schlatt ranks your awful rhymes

[@emma_nutella58]

One day Schlatt is gonna snap from seeing these free items being taken by Schlatt viewers

[@nightmarestar9192]

Why though there's no price tag!🤔

[@Blooperdooper1234]

I missed something fr

[@chickentwink]

I love how he never ranks them, just reacts.