Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING Cooking

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Streamed on 8/12/22
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[@gumsgang1216]

TIMESTAMPS 0:13 How to make Soup 1:03 Dementia Hot Dog 2:47 Very Human soup 3:55 Microwave packaging 4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice 6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich 10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen 11:54 Psychopath Chicken 14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11 17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue 20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs 23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka 25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki 27:22 Making Rammy 33:13 Brazilian Eggs 34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew 39:04 Dinner is Served 41:36 Chinese Food 42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs 44:28 Chum Bucket 46:46 World's most Crispy Fries 47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11 49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking 50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches 53:22 Big Macs 55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin 1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad 1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth 1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden 1:10:41 How to make Blue 1:13:15 Southern Ribs 1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can 1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11 1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract 1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation 1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds 1:27:26 Blowjob Shot 1:28:48 Jahnun 1:30:06 Schlatt Cake 1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes 1:32:33 Frootaye 1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands 1:36:25 Straight from the Source 1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11 1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich 1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post) 1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg 1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft 1:50:34 Crossaint 1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie 1:54:04 Kittens 1:56:32 Nut Cookies 1:59:48 A Burning Hill 2:00:10 Ramen.mp4 2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11 2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11 2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid 2:07:20 3 Sandwiches 2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti 2:12:11 Schlake 2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off” 2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma 2:18:20 Schlanket Returns 2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer 2:21:05 The Tragedy 2:21:20 Pickle Returns 2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir 2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle 2:26:47 French Food 2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer 2:30:02 Omelette 2:31:11 Will It Barbeque 2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder 2:32:04 Beans

[@gumsgang1216]

This stream is proof that Schlatt is single-handedly raising the next generation of psychopaths

[@sivander8740]

Oh thank you fuck yeah

[@skimsh]

Thansk

[@silverrey7379]

Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry. It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours. Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage

[@ziplocbag4303]

Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)

[@Exothermic_Killer]

"You people are one bad day away from becoming serial killers" The man knows his fanbase

[@no-lifenoah7861]

the man's a serial killer himself

[@meatsauce12]

I had a pretty shit day yesterday tbh

[@Terracylle]

we already are serial killers he doesn't know us at all

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

I've had a FEW bad days at work recently. In totally unrelated news 2 people went missing in my county recently

[@Thomas_Angelo]

I literally have like 32 kids in my basement. Just one more twitter argument and I'll kill one of them.

[@Dovahkiin106]

The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣

[@jstar3382]

They won't be mods for long if they do it next time

[@Dovahkiin106]

@@jstar3382 they won’t be alive for long if they do it again. He’ll show them first hand what he did in 1999🤣.

[@Ye-jii]

@@Dovahkiin106 The good old days of 1999 😆

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

mods be wildin

[@un-kyejohn2968]

​@@Ye-jiiTruly a horrible day to start off

[@lilysetlak9459]

I love the idea of Schlatt being like the most unhinged KZbinr but then he’s just like “I give my cat hugs all the time”

[@joecoral5551]

*"schlatt"

[@jamyemoreno3877]

@@joecoral5551 yea scat that’s what he said

[@R3pliC0py]

@@jamyemoreno3877 schnuggms

[@gikgikrb2115]

@@R3pliC0py *schat myself

[@LoG_9961]

Shigger

[@BlueLizardKing]

"I feel like I'm in The Shining for poor people" Marriot Ramen Dad is hilarious

[@HeyItsPM]

ik this is a yr old but fr he is. still sad that schlatt skipped the last 23secs of that vid

[@leira4622]

No Jschlatt reacts vod is complete without: - “Free” street signs - Weezer - september 11th, 2001 - meth - the Schlanket - Rammy - very human

[@checkthebush6500]

don't forget the 99 incidents

[@chacharah2280]

Pickles

[@APerson032]

and someone probably dying

[@shaunalvarez8174]

Sometimes the caretaker too

[@giannapetruccelli3320]

blue

[@TropicDaKid]

Schlug the type of guy to give homeless people bubblegum so they can chew something and still be hungry.

[@nessessary2591]

d a m n.

[@CoolerStar-lz1jr]

Holy shit dude. Wtf that is darker than a black hole

[@bloddyrat_knife6745]

Schlug XD

[@yuyuredsan4727]

SHLUG💀💀💀

[@XxboxodxX-nk4mz]

omg when did you think of that

[@liHellBoyil]

You have to admit that most of them have a great way of making the atmosphere so scary and just that raw fear they’re portraying in these small clips.

[@KYCDK]

1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird

[@garrettgoss2691]

The fact shlatt has to put his foot down on the meth making jokes is astounding

[@_Ter1an_]

You mean "Schlatt"?

[@EggeryDoo]

*”shlatt”

[@ThatOneReinMain]

You on about slat?

[@tatshmorningstar8811]

@DOLLHAUS 🎗 schlatty daddy

[@MattressGuy]

@DOLLHAUS 🎗 schladdy*

[@Geode_Potential]

I've considered doing one of these video submission things for fun but I don't think im cursed enough to qualify in this fandom.

[@captaintoast4675]

Same here I could not think of anything for the submissions lol

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Fill a pan with water. Put a cheese stick and red food coloring in. Drink it.

[@ArtTemmies]

just chomp an onion, that should make you unhinged enough

[@jatbird855]

Just do some acid and you'll be good

[@CibuYT]

if you posted a normal submission it would make things better yknow, he deserves a break from time to time

[@zeksplaylists5087]

That kid with the clay actually had some crazy good talent

[@Tarnished-bn5gq]

You know a Vod is off to a great start when the first video is a dementia hotdog.

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand

[@enzoarweq4525]

I think it's the latter cuz it looks so used and "lived in" if that makes sense

[@joekerr5418]

I think I saw a dead person's scalp at some point

[@R3pliC0py]

@@joekerr5418 s n a c k

[@elenacoxon2456]

I'm thinking military man?

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

at the end he's sing undone by Wheezer he's my favorite too

[@allanrincon7200]

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!

[@nessessary2591]

big*

[@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr]

They’re just a bunch of edgy or gay attention seeking tweens

[@Phatpndr]

Thai sounds so corny

[@ValuesNotFound]

@@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr yes

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr why do you say gay

[@spamreciever4208]

I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.

[@redflareyt6951]

11:54 shlaty daddy hit me so hard i let out a mix of a goblin getting shot, a witch, and a minigun all at once and then started choking on air

[@bitchassmcgrass]

I'm glad you enjoyed

[@GodOfVoid000]

The fuck

[@chosenundead3078]

What

[@sereapple]

I bet “Schlatt” knows how to cook. He’ll definitely cook up some events from ‘99.

[@princeCustos324]

Jambo we need to cook the methe jambo.

[@-.-6900]

Just like how he cooked the women

[@artimoe8885]

I love how we see him do the vod intros live n’ half-assed to the point where he just re-does the whole thing after the stream. Very human👏

[@YNEA.]

Does he take PayPal?

[@H.A.R.Y]

Help

[@R3pliC0py]

@@H.A.R.Y no L

[@lilythrrose]

so glad that "William Schlattner" is sharing these recipes with us like he shared the end of his bat with that family back in '99

[@RealHampter]

didn't he play "Schlapptain Schlirk" on "Schlar Schrek?"

[@MastaBroshiX]

35:00 it sounds like swagger souls doing a plankton impersonation

[@sneakysquid6195]

Glad that "Shchlattalungalingus" is back and cooking up a new video on the vods channel.

[@jstar3382]

"schattmyself"

[@A-Living-Potato]

“Schlatt” really has some audacity for reviewing other peoples food, especially after what his cooking did to those people in 2001

[@huckabro8030]

He has no remorse for his terrible actions ✈️

[@walken2702]

what's the deal with airline food? 😳

[@OrcaIguana]

To be fair food tastes worse in low moisture and low pressure environments like a cockpit

[@TheDeadestOfMemes]

@@OrcaIguana Cockpit you say?

[@howdidwegethere8105]

Schlood

[@dragon_heart_born98]

During the cilantro line rice one, chat was just yelling at them to wash the damn rice, and I agree

[@flamoof7255]

3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….

[@ch5rry240]

I can’t believe “schlitoris” would dislike receiving meth recipes

[@DarkFox6816]

Yeah

[@spacecat77]

jslutt

[@cassandracarlton400]

He probably finds it patronizing, like they think he doesn’t already know how to make it himself

[@d3m0n4dayz]

He doesn't dislike receiving them it is KZbin suppressing it from the dear viewers

[@R3pliC0py]

@@d3m0n4dayz that must mean he likes them. How does he know that they are real recipes?

[@erkanduran9595]

I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.

[@N0va_Wasnth3re]

watching this while making cupcakes suddenly makes me way more confident of my baking and cooking skills

[@Boxygirl96]

Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too White rice with canned tuna and ranch Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing) Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry According to public perception: Rice + tuna = ✅ Tuna + ranch = ✅ Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌

[@drowsystag46yearsago5]

Schlatt, with all due respect, the kid you claimed "Looks like he's from Nickelodeon", looks just like you a few years ago before the chops grew in

[@neurosect1983]

big time rush schlatt

[@bloodscreen]

@@neurosect1983 big time rush "schlatt"

[@cap6022]

@@bloodscreen "big time rush "schlatt" "

[@lavgemini8544]

@@cap6022 " "big time rush "schlatt" " "

[@patrickrodrigue59]

​@@lavgemini8544 " " "Big time rush "Schlatt" " " "

[@wormicide3651]

I'm so glad I didn't miss this stream, so glad I didn't oversleep and miss the whole stream

[@Tyranicalroomba]

I have a feeling you overslept and missed the whole stream.

[@wormicide3651]

@@Tyranicalroomba what? Noooo, surely not

[@Tyranicalroomba]

@@wormicide3651 idk man...I think you might of 🤨🤨🤨

[@josepheffenrogan]

I believe somebody named Wormicide overslept and missed the whole stream

[@Tyranicalroomba]

@@josepheffenrogan idk...I think they woke up right on time and watched it from begining to end.

[@janoshvondach5866]

43:43 "a blowtoach?!" this accent man... i cant😂😂

[@raidenzxo9328]

Gotta love how Memenvious didn't even make a fruit salad, he just threw a bunch of fruit into a bowl 😂

[@kiwi_wi3]

I’m surprised to see “Schlatt” judging other people’s cooking when he himself caused the culinary disaster of ‘98, before the tragedy.

[@KeeboReebo]

It was 1999 not 98

[@kiwi_wi3]

@@KeeboReebo that’s a common misconception considering the catastrophic events that occurred in ‘99

[@emma_nutella58]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the variations of names Schlatt has been called

[@ace_of_space]

I'm working on the list as we speak

[@kurotsuki7427]

Mans taking phych damage

[@luno6632]

SO TRUE I WOULD WATCH IT

[@Dantethegunk]

"Hey, Cum"

[@Suitsnstylesguy]

@@ace_of_space please link it when finished 😭💀

[@karablues]

12:00 is my favourite part

[@cronnnnnnn]

20:56 there is a lot of weapons on that couch my god bro

[@climbingsum34_7]

Great to see “Shlatt” going back to cooking after absolutely cooking that guy back in the 90s

[@Kiporiat]

shlatt lol

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Bro a carti fan

[@TheMitchGriff]

Guy?

[@timeking8386]

you're a legend

[@thecoolestmexicanyouwillme3845]

Aint you nathienl b?

[@CrestToothpaste]

19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.

[@Artdoge]

Bro this is to your ex: Womp womp b!ch

[@fredbeardelamater]

1:06:55 well, to be fair, you did tell them to cook

[@filtratedmars6711]

Schlatt when he sees a cat: awwww Schlatt when he sees a child: this is f*cking disgusting

[@alpha_9997]

Cause he has good taste

[@Usual_User]

@@alpha_9997 but children tastes better

[@alpha_9997]

@@Usual_User but they look horrendous

[@zuniamos]

​@@Usual_Usertoo salty

[@TropicDaKid]

Watching schlatt dive further into insanity is delaying my own

[@blueh4t880]

We live in a schlociety

[@outdatedmemes5136]

"Schlatt"*

[@hhjpegg]

@@blueh4t880 truer words have never been schlaid

[@R3pliC0py]

@@hhjpeggschluer schlords schlave schlever schleen said

[@jellysolomar2941]

jshlatt didnt say anything about 15:48 he didnt notice he flashed his dogs for a split second

[@roofedslav2383]

36:22 "he was asked how to grow a mustache" well just don't shave simple

[@probablyjoe_]

"Schlatt's" maniacal laugh makes me get up in the morning. I can only aspire to be that evil.

[@rekto5781]

I swear to god schlatts fanbase are either comedic geniuses or clinically insane

[@RobMustDie482]

Probably a bit of both.

[@moss6983]

I don't have clinical insanity Just clinical depression

[@alpha_9997]

Why did you say the same thing twice?

[@TheGodOfKults]

It's both we're very fucked up here

[@RosieSkys]

And*

[@somestarman892]

Dinner is served. 39:04

[@Srqalex]

58:04 the look of seriousness is scary you can tell he actually means it

[@Cup_70]

This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.

[@pablitim8930]

This is not a fresh take pewds jack and many other people have done this

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

@@pablitim8930 you mean reacting to memes? Not quite the same my man

[@foopity9160]

1:32:56 the closest thing schlatt has had to a conversation in years

[@tonymalone7476]

The way the videos that get sent in have lore in them is amazing

[@calebsnell8735]

20:38 I JUST SAW MY FRIENDS TWITCH USERNAME SAYING CLICK THE VIDEO

[@Greg_The_Gregful]

Schlitoris the kind of guy who donates money to a homeless person before stealing everything they have.

[@l1z4rd67]

Schulva is definitely the type of guy to do that

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Schenis is definitely the type of guy to do that

[@GGTara]

Schrectum would totally do that

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

How to actually make soup: Add mountain dew (it's the broth) Add 3 cans Copenhagen long cut dip Add 2 pounds chopped monkey meat Serve in a Metallica ball-cap

[@moukzu_]

id die

[@Toby-ue6kd]

Damn you either gonna have to travel or order shit from around the entire world to make one orange tabby without a single thought behind his eyes.

[@furiousstudios4438]

2:25:46 most stable frenchman

[@St4rrySk1]

I love how accurately Schlatt ranked these TikToks

[@Mustache_Pig]

Isn't it funny how in the span of 2 years schlatt has made 3 companies, yet fails to produce more than 2 big guy hats.

[@fugumeister7563]

"Schlatt" is really becoming my comfort streamer with these wholesome and heartfelt streams!

[@dearkoma_]

is he holding you at gunpoint.../j

[@fidelcatto4732]

meth

[@fidelcatto4732]

Smoke meth NOW

[@Minecraft-dd6so]

@@dearkoma_ yes

[@Zane_drawz]

16:12 I ate my cereal with a fork today

[@artificialUser]

perfect day im sick and alone at home its raining and im watching jschlatt, this isnt sarcasm, nothing could be better, thank you Schlatt

[@steelmanmc]

Can't wait for this video to not be taken down because of all the people definitely not submitting instructions on how to make illicit substances

[@moldomre4838]

I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.

[@BigBrainGamer58]

You gonna cook some of this?

[@SDMiDnItE]

me too, then i felt fear as all these walter whites started trying to get his channel banned

[@Rhythmloid]

I’ve been stressed about college too, I might not have a dorm in time but it’s nice to have a distraction on how to make (meth) ramen noodles

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Just don't be stressed

[@christy1819]

Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏

[@nightlights4616]

I accidentally ate a p/o/t brownie while watching one of your streams and your stream made me very happy while I learnt why they called it high :) (Also btw it was my first time ever with a d/r/u/g in my life)

[@TheBoingo445]

11:55 I was told to watch this segment, and I was not expecting to see my friend on this video. Its been 5 months and I never noticed

[@bitchassmcgrass]

I'm outside your house.

[@Artdoge]

Your friend is famous :]

[@TheBoingo445]

@@Artdoge hell yeah he is. He's Bitchass Mcgrass on KZbin

[@BravelyAgnes]

I was really curious to see where Schlatt would go with the “My Viewers” content but this was a really good next step that I didn’t expect

[@broeatthisbean]

I’d like to take a moment to thank the person in chat that said schlive mind whem big guy was talking about the meth neural network

[@thebee-fn7rv]

25:15 the moment he realized that he was arguing with idiots

[@S1LLYEST]

16:00 i thought everyone did this.

[@AsexualSkeleton]

Can't wait for next week when he does "reviewing your DISGUSTING search history"

[@You-il5rd]

Week? How funny

[@ian1551]

1:07:15 its your own fault for not specifying what type of "cooking" we had to do

[@jacintabowen1424]

S SCHLLITORIS IS GONNA GET CANCELED AGAIN 2:19:24 "Its like you're begging me to look at it"-jschlatt aug 15 2022

[@alexello1189]

14:20 i used to have 3 of those caps guns growing up. Triggers were shit and broke east so you would just pull the hammer to fire them

[@oakachiever]

I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!

[@Tacos113]

I thought it was 99?😭

[@netapel2625]

I'm so proud of that one guy that kept asking for a Big Guy hat for finally being given his hat. A real Rocky Balboa moment

[@bruhbaby4200]

Watching this drunk as hell and it has made my night

[@Qur_]

I like watching Schlatt judge cooking knowing damn well that he hires a private chef

[@mintmustard]

"Schlatt"*

[@beaneybeans3680]

@@mintmustard Schlart*

[@ace_of_space]

@@beaneybeans3680 *Slate

[@beaneybeans3680]

@@ace_of_space Schrwtt

[@kobzyy]

@@beaneybeans3680 Schitt

[@ariahoney822]

I love when you can see him think to himself "Is this really how I'm spending my time on this Earth? This is my career?"

[@ZWZ5768]

1:12:21 as someone who lives and has always lived in Tennessee I loved and under stood every bit of the video

[@raefaldo3964]

18:32 alot of guns in the back

[@rcreccomendationsforpeople3906]

i think this is one of your best streams, almost makes up for that oopsie woopsie you made on september eleventh 2001, schlatt.

[@theleviathan3902]

"Schlatt"

[@NebulaTheOfficial]

Schlagg

[@bombdotcom2168]

This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me

[@BigBrainGamer58]

I forgor

[@churchyct8118]

What is the name of the song?

[@bombdotcom2168]

@@churchyct8118 The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory

[@deutschekanadische]

The song is: Just a burning memory The song is: Just a burning memory The song is: Just a burning memory

[@ItzD3nis]

why’d it cut at 51:00…

[@SpecialInterestShow]

29:20 so, the issue with doing it by hand is that clay picks up the texture of your hands if you press too hard, so it isn't as smooth. Having the pasta press also makes mixing colors a lot easier, I've noticed from videos

[@inf8nite_101]

I guess we have our 3 schlatt running jokes: 9/11, "but its free," and now me- i mean colorful crystals Oh and i forgot wheezer

[@hellotherehru4309]

Truly disgusting, that some “chefs” would do this.

[@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945]

*Schlefs

[@ChefKevlar72]

@@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 "*Schlefs"

[@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945]

@@ChefKevlar72 *"Schlefs"

[@danialrafid]

I'm going to stab everyone here, London Style

[@Cm0N.]

I know right! Only one of them was even wearing their cooking skirt!

[@MistyDreams2]

33:30 is the most average day in the netherlands

[@ghostinng274]

Whoever made the clay rammy did a really good job 👍 oh yeah and thanks for all the various narcotics tutorials too

[@kopjevla]

the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else

[@Cyb3r4ngel06]

I just love how he has a soft spot for cats

[@thesaje4453]

Once you own one cat , your opinion on every cat that exists is positive

[@Cyb3r4ngel06]

@@thesaje4453 i agree

[@myuou2302]

At 17:07 he lost the No Nut November in August.

[@TedSh]

"I'm getting more orange by the second" ... "I will be orange soon 👁 👄 👁"

[@gagesanti]

4:30 Watched this live and I legitimately screamed “WASH THE RICE HOLY SHIT”, even the chat there’s more people screaming 🥲

[@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945]

Nah, gotta keep the flavor

[@TommyTom21]

Starch enjoyers rise up

[@shmolkat657]

I could hear my ancestors crying

[@urnoob5528]

@@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 no

[@Giblet12]

Bruh you don’t need to wash rice in the US lol. Unless your buying some dirty ass rice or buying it in bulk.

[@bugorchard]

I'm watching this while cooking my dinner and it's making me feel like a competent cook

[@Pawnz]

29:00 someone thats not a professional telling someone professional what to do is very ironic💀

[@mars.1733]

1:40 infinitely dense hotdog

[@chicken8597]

I swear he’s like a father explaining to a child on why we shouldn’t post meth memes

[@StarWarsNerd1465]

Where the fuck is jambo, i want a VOD entirely featuring soup. I expect this VOD in 3-4 business days.

[@GhettoWxzrd]

Thanks, this stream managed to make Not Hungry anymore!

[@neilsui]

Why do I just always come back to watch these vods

[@ididsomething313]

Shlatt I was not expecting this from you at all man have a good time

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