School Bully Crushes My Family Jewels...So I make his Phone & Girlfriend Disappear - Reddit Podcast

[@jerk]

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[@marcellusjohnson4475]

Sup

[@Poshiuwa]

'3 days ago' woah! Hii!

[@CharlesGriswold]

Story 1: When you take into account all the things the bully had done over the years, he absolutely deserved to have his life destroyed.

[@LunaP1]

If the bully had gotten away with it, he would never change. He'd probably cheat on his girlfriend (not with a guy but still) anyway since he has a shitty personality. After all this happened, he's probably changed for the better.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

Given all the bully had done over the years, he deserved far worse than what he got.

[@gamergabe2135]

Yeah I absolutely agree

[@elizabethlowe-ul9yj]

HE'S NEEDS MORE PUNISHMENT - sincerely, Satan

[@noobslayer6915]

​@Sasha05 Idk, I'd say he still did her a favor by making them break up. The dude would probably abuse her.

[@sandrasausville9103]

Oh if that was my son, not only would the school pay for my son's injury but these little monsters would pay. But the petty revenge is perfect

[@BROUBoomer]

The first story the OP didn't go far enough. With what those bullies did to him, he might never be able to father children. Parents should have sued.

[@GavinCorso-fb6bg]

Rest in peace for your future children

[@tigernotwoods914]

Story 1: NTA. When it comes to a bully, they deserve everything they get. It can never go too far.

[@YoheYamatai]

Yeah, I can't disagree on that

[@Calibornian]

I Feel quite bad for him,Because he has completely ruined his life in maybe that entire region,Forever,And now if he ever goes back he will be Laughed at constantly

[@noobslayer6915]

​@@Calibornian Nah, he got off easy. The OP probably can't have kids for the rest of his life.

[@markfreeman4727]

@@Calibornian thats says more about the bullies parents then the OP if they ditched him for such a bullshit reason then hes better off not having them in his life

[@twister107]

Let’s be honest, we all knew what they meant. It’s not diamonds.

[@tikothedoggy]

I think most non-British people did not understand that title 💀

[@LiamGers-cx1kn]

@@tikothedoggyI’m Australian, and I understood what it meant.

[@gameparade5014]

I’m American and I understand

[@Mistfall254]

​@@LiamGers-cx1knsame American here and I got the reference

[@jor-eld9093]

Wait what it's not emeralds😢😢

[@brendanboomhour7606]

I was a victim of bullying all the way up from the 2nd grade, if the bastards I had to deal with did that shit to me, they'd be dead, and it ain't me being edgy, or fantasizing, they're lucky they didn't go much further than name calling, then again, I was roughly twice the size of the smallest among them, and stood almost a head above the biggest, and I ain't that tall at 5 foot 9

[@angam101]

For the second story: Apology gift? Did they really think that was a thing? They made that up!

[@tbascoebuzz4782]

Story #1- the only downside is the bully never knew he’d been played by the nerd.

[@jamiepatterson1214]

In the last story, had a health department official been at that pool making inspections and saw that child in the hot tub, they could have closed the hottub and demanded it be drained and cleaned. Kids of that age often have diaper accidents, or if they're potty trained, accidents in what underwear they are wearing.

[@MarsJenkar]

Final story: As a frequenter of Not Always Right, one consensus opinion of the community is that you never, never, NEVER let a Karen walk away from a situation thinking they've won (a hope spot just before you pull the rug out from under them is acceptable), because it encourages them to continue their bad behavior. As such, I can't support the manager's actions here 100% because he let the Karen think that he was chewing out OP.

[@QuickManEXE]

Well said.

[@SquishBurger]

The second story made my blood boil like CRAZY.

[@GlyphicAbyss]

I love these stories keep it up :D

[@princessmarlena1359]

First Story: When it comes to justified revenge such as that, one can never go to far. NTA. I love how it was even more devastating than expected. Second Story: NTA. That kid tried to choke/hurt OP. The bully/brat shouldn’t dish out what he can’t take. And the mom is the reason for that kid’s rotten behavior, “Monsters create monsters”. Third Story: That cashier Karen needs to get over herself. Talk about taking her job too seriously. Although really it’s just a power play by her to make herself feel more important because her job/life sucks. Fourth Story: These sort of situations are why I no longer work as a lifeguard. These rules are not made by the lifeguards, they’re often dictated by local health/safety ordinances. These entitled people think that the rules don’t apply to them. It takes a special kind of a**hole to try to cost someone their job for no good reason.

[@fuzzysquiddy6432]

Story 4 - Being someone who takes care of pools I know that it's not just the hot water that could hurt the child, but also all the bacteria and toxins that tend to thrive in the hot water, and this is especially true in public spa's, and fun fact grown people (adults) can get sick and have very bad infections if they have there heads under spa water for an extended period of time. I'm pretty sure the child could have died.

[@grannydyess]

Epic revenge on bully

[@Axomations]

I actually have a story: A few month ago, I was in an English debate. In my class there were some people who I couldn't handle. There were two people specific who I didn't really feel comfortable at the time, We'll call them Amanda and Riley. One day, I was in class doing my debate script with my group. We did a wheel of death thing where the teacher projected our names on a wheel and he would spin our names three times and the three people picked will be in a group and I landed with, you guessed it: Amanda and Riley. Isn't school awesome? when I was doing my script for my debate, Amanda saw the stickers in my laptop and piped in. "Why do you have that many stickers?" she askes "Because I like these stickers and plus, they're really cute" "You should take them of, your laptop would look better" "Um... Excuse me" Riley chimed in too "Yeah look at Amanda's laptop, no stickers and it look clean and pretty" I was flabbergasted and confused "No I wont take them off" They seemed a little agitated. "Fine, but at least change your background" and Riley took my laptop and started searching for 'purple money background' meanwhile Amanda tried to make me swear and talk like her, but I wouldn't budge to say anything and I took the laptop off of Riley "Why don't you want to be like us? Were trying to help you" They protested "Because no one cares about my background and no one will care about if I swear or not" Amanda complained "Yes they will someone pointed it out" "THAT WAS ONE PERSON! ONCE WE GRADUATE AND GO TO UNI, NO ONE WILL CARE" They tried to argue back, but they just rolled their eyes and started doing their debate script. There was more to this story but I just cut the details cuz this is taking a while just to type. Next time, pay attention to class if you want to argue better. ;))) EDIT: I don't have a reddit account so I resorted to good ol fashion youtube

[@sudhar5han]

That bully totally deserved that

[@juanhaines7295]

Story 1 I heard this one before. Can't say I blame op for doing what he did.

[@cosmickidgaming8707]

The cashier karen story is so relatable im 25 and people still mistake me for a high school freshman

[@Poshiuwa]

Roses are red Violets are blue Am I the jerk has posted It's too good to be true

[@camdenflash7791]

With number 2 that was not okay with the chocking

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Story 1: As a former bully victim, the jerk had it coming. Story 4: Hot tubs aren't good for kids that young. The mother wasn't just a jerk, but also stupid.

[@shanelenham8736]

I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure there's a obvious reason to not put toddlers in Hot Tubs

[@maryjane4432]

Most public hot tubs require you to be a certain age, height, weight. Bc babies and tots have trouble regulating their temperature

[@pumpkinluigi74]

Dude we need meat for the soup

[@jacobestradajr8541]

@@pumpkinluigi74 ???????????????????? YOU'RE DONE!! That was out of pocket mister.

[@AnnaAreYouOkay]

@@pumpkinluigi74😂

[@go.a.t]

Story bro went on his villain arc with that Dr nefario plan

[@MrMoeEye]

You know every male watching this could probably feel how he felt

[@markfreeman4727]

not to the level of flag poles, but for some reason i am indeed intamently familiar with being kick in the family jewels and that associated area

[@WonderWopunny]

BALL BUSTER POWER

[@pokebreederrichard1200]

Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda, after the nintendo princess he had said so himself.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

finally op gets revenge on his bully who messed him up so good job op good job👏.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

plus he's not the jerk he wanted some revenge on his bully

[@joelyjaycox7072]

Bro put his girlfriend and phone in the backrooms

[@shatie_geo_main9118]

XD im 21 and i still call my Mother "Mommy". Its like an unspoken rule where im from that u never call your parents on their 1st names but rather Mom/Dad daddy/mommy etc.

[@Poshiuwa]

Oh god!

[@Poshiuwa]

tyty⭐️💗‼️

[@ambeethyst]

HaveChildrenNoMore3000 😂

[@borgranta61103]

Story 2: The Karen mother is lucky that her son did not get arrested for trying to choke the OP to death.

[@CajunReaper95]

Well given the severity of the injury to the testicles it could end up with op being sterile imo it could be worth it.

[@00045500]

destroy bully has no boundaries

[@warrenrhinerson6373]

You gotta admit, the first story is a little ballsy

[@riley5813]

Love your videos❤ BTW

[@riley5813]

Just hope you know that

[@skyjonfitzgerald7690]

I made his girl friend and phone DISAPPEAR caught me off guard😂😂😂

[@Sou3r]

This is crazy

[@TAC9_]

Top 10 realest reddit stories ever - nukes top 10

[@c10713a]

Feel bad for op of first story rip future kids

[@bethmoran6190]

Story #1: I think karma took things and ran with it😂

[@Dartkitten]

Ive heard that first story twice already. Please find other bullying revenge stories?

[@TheLoneWolf-uq1mi]

Story 2: doesn't every adult go to Starbucks 20 times a day

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Were here for your forgiveness gift, its tradition in our family Well its tradition in my family that the person who started it has to give the person $3000 cash. Give me cash. Now.

[@anakaliaeastwood]

Based on the phone the first OP described, I think I was probably in high school when the first story took place. I don't know what the deal was about being gay back then, but it was super taboo. I once told a relentlessly persistent guy who I did not recognize from school and who kept grabbing my arm that I was a lesbian to get him to leave me alone. This was during the walk home at the end of the day. The next morning, EVERYONE was talking about me being a lesbian. People came up to me to ask if it was true. People stared at me. People made homophobic jokes in front of me. I am bisexual but did not come out until many years later, so the jokes stung and I didn't trust anyone enough to talk to them about it from an honest place. This pretty much ruined my already terrible high school experience, all because I wanted a guy to stop hounding me. So what did I do? I started rumors that girls who bullied me were my lovers. Just the three worst ones who were particularly fixated on my new status as a gay woman. I feel bad about what I did now and I do NOT agree with what the OP did. He SHOULD have kicked it up a knotch and given the bully multiple gay lovers. I feel like he missed an opportunity there. I don't really feel bad. That was a lie.

[@jacobestradajr8541]

I'm so sorry that happened to you in high school. But I am glad you got your pleasant revenge😈😈

[@Kerrigan-QOB]

Story 2: My man should've got in a nother fight and run to the entitled moms house and apologise and pick an insanely expensive piece of literally anything

[@bluetreefiddy]

Lol I had a debit card when I was 12 years old and would use it and no one would question it

[@davidkermes376]

story #1 the boy should have been rushed to the hospital and criminal charges pursued. IN ADDITION to the victim's subsequent revenge!

[@Sl31ghtofhand]

I haven't heard it but he hit THEE boys all is fair

[@daliyashohat1320]

In South Africa, nobody under 16 is allowed in the hot tub.

[@schizophrenicmelancholy2706]

5:27 **YES!** Why sympathize with a person who have been bullying people simply for being a nerd for his own amusement? Especially one that smashed your own balls flat on a flagpole, but not after beating the crud out of you?

[@TotallyNotSkilled]

In story 4 the he described kids like if they are a different spicies.

[@bendytheinkdemon3949]

score 1 for the intellegent students 0 for the bully and being dumped by his girlfriend

[@gapgamer0954]

Woah woah u made his gf disappear yep going to serve life in prison

[@CajunReaper95]

That’s not what he meant, he broke them up.

[@gapgamer0954]

@@CajunReaper95 oh my bad

[@WonderWopunny]

I fr thought the same thing when it said so i made his girlfriend disappear

[@panqueque_mexicano]

Pancakes approved

[@kingmoo1115]

14:21 When I was 13 I had my own account and card

[@timothybricker837]

What video is playing in the background

[@kingmoo1115]

When I was 13 I had my own account and card

[@matthewviola6145]

what game is that

[@JJACK10-10]

Hi again

[@CajunReaper95]

What’s the game?

[@The_pentious]

Game name in story one?

[@Hooded_Gamer_YT]

this is in the uk, right?

[@mickjackson6596]

The story with the ps4. It sounds unbelievable because it's bull shit

[@dieselblackwell1827]

Yo

[@jasonjoshuapeters8955]

As a male i can say when i saw the thumbnail i felt oof

[@my_sisters_youtube_acc_]

Hi

[@wyatt2484wyatt]

Pepsi

[@DunkleSnunkle]

What game is he playing

[@wyatt2484wyatt]

Si

[@chadius_moai_]

Tf was the first one

[@Ivananime88]

hi

[@Akuma_nuggets]

Love ur pfp

[@allanmolenhuis769]

I got my debit card when I 5

[@Theplaguedoctor744]

Seriously

[@marcobystv8181]

uhmm

[@wyatt2484wyatt]

Psi

[@wyatt2484wyatt]

Epsi

[@trevonmyers8415]

Story 2: The kid can not do anything without some games unless they want to buy some online

[@KevinSanchez-dx9gc]

Yes 7 minutes early

[@Ananti-furryperson]

Plz say hi

[@Ananti-furryperson]

I have been watching you for 1 year now, I love these. Keep up the great podcasts dude.

[@WonderWopunny]

Hi

[@ChariTheAlternate]

Made it

[@CreatingArt3185]

Story 1 op is the jerk for not coming forward when it blew up too far making him lose his family even if they were homophobes

[@iamdespy]

i don’t think you understand how painful getting hit in the nuts, especially by a flagpole.

[@alexandruscarlat8026]

Ruining the life of only 1 bully just doesn't seem enough in my opinion, suing and pressing charges instead would have been a much better option to equally distribute the punishment, why ruin 1 life when you can ruin more albeit less effectively

[@aryawolf1712]

can you put this into the start of your videos with karens as a joke? warning the following content may contain trace amount of "i want to talk to your manager", "do you know who i am?" and entitlement according to the national association of antikaren: view discretion is advised

[@HvorforwrldVR]

First

[@Forgotten5]

2ND!!!!!!!!!

[@xiaomybeloved101]

second

[@shadowgaming468]

first

[@GUESTBATTLEGROUNDS]

FIRST

[@wadewilson3309]

yes he deserved it

[@Voidamer-official]

First not counting that alt channel above me 👆

[@00045500]

destroy bully has no boundaries

[@user-wx4ip8iy1c]

First