SCHWARTZ vs JO | A Case of He Said, She Said |

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Comedian and Pop Culture Vulture, Joleen Lunzer brings you her uncensored opinions as she hilariously roasts and reacts to the latest news in pop culture, entertainment, and reality TV.
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@gilmariebrioso1554 5 ай бұрын

Joleen, bless you for your work. How long does putting together something like this take!? lol

@JoleenLunzer 5 ай бұрын

Too long lol. Thank you for the appreciation ♥️♥️

@jdjenny 5 ай бұрын

@@JoleenLunzerwe ❤ you & FULLY APPRECIATE YOUR WORK!

@Mimi73161 4 ай бұрын

We ❤ you Joleen and so appreciate you!

@AzizaPoggiworld 4 ай бұрын

Oh my God I cannot believe a grown woman, can't understand that he was keeping her around until someone else came along. Both (all sexes) sexes do that! It may not be right, but it happens to us all! She keeps going on and on about something from the past.And she cannot change this man.She always knew what kind of stripes he had. She's talking like a fifteen year old girl who can't get over a damn boyfriend who didn't treat her right anyway. I feel sorry for her cuz she is obsessed. But she needs to understand that the heart wants what the heart wants.

@panayiota4904 5 ай бұрын

Schwartz is despicable, that's common knowledge, but I am starting to worry about Jo. She sounds completely delusional about her relationship with Schwartz. The things that she says and the way she expresses herself, feel a bit unhealthy. Perhaps she should replace the church with a medical professional.

@merie1969 5 ай бұрын

Guys like Shwartz always creeped me out when dating. I dont know how anyone finds him attractive. Hes 40 not 16 its an act.

@natashab3412 5 ай бұрын

Hes tpo flaccid for my taste. Lol but. W re to Jo. She does seem not very grounded as a human. Schwartz is word salad. Exasperating. But Jo was dubious w Katie and kind of got what she gave . Year and a half is exaggeration

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

I think over time Joe will become more angry.

@priyarose3817 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, but it seems like she’s projecting that anger on Katie. I love how the stupid demon tries to blame Katie for Schwartz’ disinterest. Just like she blames Ariana for making it too hard for her to come back & be with Tom. If anyone is responsible for the Schwartz breakup, it’s Rachel. Jo was also brought on as Rachels bestie & Katie’s replacement. I believe that if Rachel was still with Sandoval, Schwartz would’ve stayed with Jo. With a single Sandoval, he needed Schwartz to ditch his situationship. & without Rachel, she has no other friends on the show. She thought only being friends with the guys made her cool… turns out, they dgaf about KaleighJo. But Ariana & Katie (& almost everybody else) could have told her that.

@JennaRink13goingon30 5 ай бұрын

I sure hope so because she's still talking about what a great "friend" he is 🥴

@keljells 4 ай бұрын

In an SWF type of way.

@michellesykes9010 4 ай бұрын

@@keljells yeah she’s already in the swf zone.

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

She says she was the last to know. I’m pretty sure that Ariana is the one that really was the last to know.

@ChimeraTruely 5 ай бұрын

They all moved in gross ways, & found tools that were happy to slither in the sheets with them.

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

@@ChimeraTruely well said. I agree!

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

@@glitterarmy89 I wish we really knew for sure if that was true.

@josiesan3744 5 ай бұрын

With all the emotional scars Katie's received from Tom Swartz. Why would anyone believe the good guy narrative.

@keljells 4 ай бұрын

Bc everyone bought into the narrative that Katie is just a mean bitch, while Tom enjoyed a golden edit.

@MegaLivlivliv 5 ай бұрын

Schwartz is so yuck when he speaks. Not endearing at all.

@mantronixtube 5 ай бұрын

anyone with a brain would know that a dude who just got out of a 10+ year relationship isn't going to be committed for life to someone like jo...she was ready to be his wife. hence the 23yo. no pressure. (he thinks).

@Kikithewildling 5 ай бұрын

Schwartz probably made her feel like this. Can we please stop just blaming the women?

@jacqueline-11 5 ай бұрын

Not blaming her, these men are 🤮 just don’t get a good vibe from her the way she slithered in right after TS divorce and her focusing her anger towards Katie instead of TS

@hyde52292 5 ай бұрын

@@Kikithewildling can we not act like a 35 year old women who deliberately inserted herself into his life should not have any blame for the way she was treated. schwartz is an asshole but jo is not a child and she knew exactly what she was getting her self into when she decided to be with him in whatever way that was. she is also STILL saying after everything that she thinks they will end up together down the line. girl is out of touch and has seen the way he moves, if she still wants to fuck with that, then yes, she absolutely deserves the blame.

@Amanda-iz8hq 5 ай бұрын

what's so hard for Jo to accept that she was an easy lay? He just got out of a long term relationship/marriage, instead of opening your legs maybe you should of just been an actual friend, saw him for who he was and wouldn't of been in this situation. It's LA, she clearly doesn't understand how things work out there and I'm embarrassed for her. Do you think going on cocaine benders and drinking all hours of the night was gonna cement a true love? SMH

@REALITYBLENDERx 5 ай бұрын

No shade but I've always thought Jo looks like a cross-eyed Teddy Mellencamp

@mantronixtube 5 ай бұрын

yessssss lolol

@_Jael 5 ай бұрын

you're being toooo generous lol

@polynarcs 5 ай бұрын

@@zitabovee3491Temu Teddy 😂…

@carolineward5153 5 ай бұрын

Teddy is stunningly beautiful

@travelbug4536 4 ай бұрын

Schwartz has a joker smile.

@JoleenLunzer 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@tracim3080 5 ай бұрын

I caught his interview on vile files today he met his new girlfriend a year ago around the time he started pulling away from Jo.

@priyarose3817 5 ай бұрын

So he was still dating his gf, while having Jo as his onscreen, “not-gf” yikes! & it seemed like Jo was still mostly living with him… but I also think she must be a little delusional, bc her stories keep changing & a lot is based on her perception of things

@dc03506 5 ай бұрын

Typical man

@dichallis4135 5 ай бұрын

It's not that he didn't want to commit, he didn't want to commit to Jo. She was a rebound, and convenient and didn't have the self esteem or awareness to set boundaries.

@heidiwaddell5721 5 ай бұрын

Just with Jo believing they had a real loving relatiinship and she dismisses his real relationship with Katie...delisional at best..Both these women are delusional the bith thought these two Toms loved them above thier decade long real relatiinships, its silly!

@mzizg4349 5 ай бұрын

GIRL! He was not that into you! So were Joseph and Schwartz dating when him and Rachel kissed? They’re both weird! And Joseph knew that Swartz was just getting out of a relationship and she was the stereotypical rebound girl. Also, she capitalize off the fact that Sandy butt was cheating and she could use that opportunity to be in a “relationship” with Schwartz. STOP CALLING HIM “T-MONEY”! 🤢🤮

@valerienelson3296 5 ай бұрын

They had a reason & a season nothing more.

@rebeccareber113 5 ай бұрын

I had to stop half way through. I realized this year I hate Schwartz more than Sandoval.

@polynarcs 5 ай бұрын

“For 1 million dollars”, real delulu!😂

@ckd0680 5 ай бұрын

And this is why I stayed defending Katie! That girl was dealing with a whole moron & knew what everyone else couldn't see! Sidebar...the visuals in the background...💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

@natashab3412 5 ай бұрын

Raquel " integrity " l o l

@jeaniearmenta493 5 ай бұрын

Joleen you are a documentarian 😊🎉 loved it ❤

@Peresphone 5 ай бұрын

Tom just throws out vocab words and 9/10 aren’t appropriate for the circumstance he’s describing smh..”I wish I had more valor! More mojo! Ah!”… Child just say “I wish I weren’t trapped in arrested development”.. instead of misusing words…idk why it triggers me😂

@rebeccareber113 5 ай бұрын

He’s trying to hide the ugliness inside by sounding “smart.” He’s around less educated people, so he’s gotten away with using big words to sound thoughtful. But he’s not. He doesn’t say what’s actually on his mind. He clearly has no principles and he can’t admit when he’s been manipulative and cruel or just selfish, because God-forbid he be the bad guy. These random words - like almost everything he says - have no meaning. Words are about meaning, not reputation. Also it seems to me that he’s developed a drug habit since the divorce and I imagine that has affected his recall. It’s certainly affected his appearance. I feel bad for him, but not so bad that I don’t despise him for using so many words to say nothing.

@evakatz6351 5 ай бұрын

I think they were more together than he’s admitting (he calls it a relationship and then corrects himself). It’s so easy to look at the woman and think she’s delusional, but I suspect they were pretty much a couple, and he is playing it down for some reason. It’s like when it looked like Scheana was imagining her relationship with Max, then she got out all the texts from him saying how into her he was.

@carolineward5153 5 ай бұрын

Yes remember it😂

@lallana2882 5 ай бұрын

I've always had a soft spot for Swartz but I'm pretty convinced at this point that his entire persona is a manipulative facade.

@natashab3412 5 ай бұрын

In her own words to Katie " just let it go " jo. Didnt her boss get it on w " T money " too.

@karebear7764 5 ай бұрын

Tim is 1000% lying. The thing is that its not "cool" to date her or have her be in their friend group because she is quirky and weird. You can tell he is lying about not remembering or thinking he told Jo he was dating other women. I bet Nose Candy and stink peen gave Tim crap about Jo and made him feel bad for liking her (plus because of how old Jo is). Tim definitely used her.

@melissan00 5 ай бұрын

🏆 joleen kills it once again 🏆

@jessicajoyner6446 2 ай бұрын

Cruising these juicy archives! Thanks again for the smart giggles 😂

@iriel3000 5 ай бұрын

🎖🏆🏅🥇 this was pure gold!!

@dinajacobs535 5 ай бұрын

Jo has some nerve wow she needs to just let go! I can't believe she just doesn't realize he was her fwb and that was it. Jo created this whole relationship in her head, this is just as frightening as Sandvol is! Furthermore Jo wanted Schwartz to have the consideration he had for Katie as his wife!

@jdjenny 5 ай бұрын

“HEY JO/KALEIGH RACHEL/RAQUEL: it’s called ☯️K-A-R-M-A!!”

@margartista 5 ай бұрын

"integrety" is the word schwartz was seeking, and could not find. obvi.

@melanielucas8174 5 ай бұрын

The Toms are two peas in a pod! 🤮

@ED80s 4 ай бұрын

Are these guys not worried they will screw over a woman who becomes unhinged and dangerous? Jo KNEW exactly what kind of a boyfriend/husband Schwartz was so I don't feel sorry for her

@AzizaPoggiworld 4 ай бұрын

Schwartz is better to me than Sandoval. I think he's influenced by Sandoval. I also wasn't surprised they considered being roomies. They'll never have real meaningful relationships with women again with this behavior and also them being way too close of bro buddies. Closer than their significant others. Not cool.

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

When someone asks you to marry them and they are doing schroons, drinking and whobknows what else, JO, ITS NOT REAL

@priyarose3817 5 ай бұрын

Wow, my mind is blown. I love this so much. You are a comedic & editing genius. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝘁.

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Rachel wouldnt know authentic if it jumped on top of her ...

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Shes been saying they spent everyday together, all day long..now he never went anywhere with her..

@Xxmilkshake202xX 3 ай бұрын

If you don’t want to date someone, then you don’t need to give any disclaimers to that person. Let’s see if the actual girlfriend stays since they aren’t filming. Who is Rachel to talk about integrity?

@goodgolly4726 5 ай бұрын

Tales from a pick me

@travelbug4536 4 ай бұрын

Were they taking meth together perhaps?

@Xxmilkshake202xX 3 ай бұрын

If you don’t want to date someone, then you don’t need to give any disclaimers to that person. Let’s see if the actual girlfriend stays since they aren’t filming.

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Jo, he just didn't want to date YOU GIRL...

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Did Tom let her move in so quickly be ause hes one of those men that CANT BE ALONE??? JO WAS JUST FILLING A PERSONALITY FLAW UNTIL HE FOUND A REAL WOMAN

@beccadis2823 4 ай бұрын

I dont think Tom took advantage of her. Tom was coming down from a divorce and liked her vibe, she caught feelings and made it weird.......doesnt make him a douche. She got paid for her appearance and has a great story to tell her grandkids one day. Stories like hers are a dime a dozen out of Hollywood/showbiz.

@ED80s 4 ай бұрын

She knew exactly who he was. I don't feel sorry for her. These women always think they are special and it'll be different with them.

@heidiwaddell5721 5 ай бұрын

Jo was a roomate, pals, buddy, one of the guys that he wasnt attracted to..sure they hooked up a few times but im sure that was after a night of heavy drinking and shrooms

@jdjenny 5 ай бұрын

J: “HE KEPT ME A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME.” R: “I WAS A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME.” R & J: “It’s so confusing.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫••REALLY?••😵‍💫😵‍💫

@duchesscinabonashley8537 5 ай бұрын

Schwarz's new girlfriend 23 is perfect for him. Schwartz will never (near future) have to grow up. Her biological clock is not ticking so he feels he can skate for a good 10 years. I bet new girl has no expectations of Schwartz. Schwartz wins again!

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Sandybutt didnt acknowledge dating Raquel on or off camera..lmfao

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Im sorry, wasnt Rachel Raquel in Arizona during season 11 and months before??? Just when was she arounf to see this amazing loving relationship??? These lies are right in our faces...jo was sleeping and living with Katies Husband, her husband! Jo was never dating nor married to this man, he was alrrady married!

@Ashley-qu1bc 5 ай бұрын

Whoa is the real life? Girl was deeeeeep into it, I kinda feel bad that it sounds delusional but I think Tom said things to egg her on 🤷🏽‍♀️

@annettereed8199 5 ай бұрын

Wow, wow and wow. Firstly, thankyou, incredible work! Secondly, it’s such a difficult watch because you have the disgusting behaviour of Tmoney contrasted to the emotional pain of a women that fails to reflect on his impact on the women he was with for 12yrs, married for 5yrs and legitimately building a life with, when he treated her the same way. How can she fail to see that?! She elicits empathy and care but I have to check myself on the failure on her part in terms of Katie and insight into her pain. Thirdly, I still have trouble with the ‘character’ versus authenticity, yesterday I was fired up and after this I’m less inclined to jump the gun and need more info on her game play. Wow sums it up. At the bare minimum the girl has an illogical line of reasoning difficult to understand.

@jdjenny 5 ай бұрын

🤩90 COMMENTS 🤩

@kaitlinroberts97 5 ай бұрын

Wow Joleen ur really becoming an investigator! Why would anyone want to watch a 35 y o woman play bball that is maybe why he wasn’t interested lol

@patclark2398 5 ай бұрын

Oh he was interested, just not interested in being seen in public with her.

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

She kept saying they spent all this time together, everyday, 5 days a week now shes saying on this video he didnt do anything with het, so where did they soend all this time togethet?? I dont believe her

@heidiwaddell5721 4 ай бұрын

Jo, he wanted to date someone, just not you punkin

@ebonistaryce6739 5 ай бұрын

I'm sorry but T-Money is the lamest nickname ever. Didn't George Castanza nickname himself T-Bone lol.

@heidiwaddell5721 5 ай бұрын

Not crazy, desperate , both of these women are desperate to be famous, rich and on tv dating a Tom, lmfao

@ED80s 4 ай бұрын

They both got Jax'd by a Tom

@chelseabradley2118 5 ай бұрын

I don’t see how it’s Schwartz fault. You could kind of tell he want very comfortable around her when she invited herself to single night. And he said they needed distance he didn’t lead her on

@kathryngilbert5952 5 ай бұрын

Jo I feel worried about, she wasn't Swartz ' her boyfriend!!! She also very much may be a lesbian that seems more on spot! I feel badly but she's also a liar& wasn't nice to Katie

@panayiota4904 5 ай бұрын

Why is she talking about the basketball games or the surfing that Schwartz did not attend? It sounds like a parent who missed their child's activities, so weird.

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

I think she was just saying that he didn’t really give a shit about her or her interests.

@panayiota4904 5 ай бұрын

@@michellesykes9010 I understand that, it's just the way she chooses to express that, that feels a bit bizarre. And, having heard through the years others referring to people they had been intimate with or probably will, like Jax and Kristen being like siblings, or Tom seeing Rachel as his little sister, Jo saying that Schwartz reminds her of her father, that specific way that they choose to express closeness, I just find it weird to say the least.

@michellesykes9010 5 ай бұрын

@@panayiota4904 excellent point! It’s very weird. The show gives an incest vibe at times.

@patclark2398 5 ай бұрын

I can’t stand this guy. Is he on drugs, he acts so weird. It’s like he can’t focus long enough to express an entire thought. He never really answers a question. He says a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

@kathryngilbert5952 5 ай бұрын

She needs therapy... A lot & Schwartz sucks, lies & is a pussy

@_Jael 5 ай бұрын

"granola everything you want in a relationship"🤔

@heidiwaddell5721 5 ай бұрын

Not crazy, desperate , both of these women are desperate to be famous, rich and on tv dating a Tom, lmfao

@Multichick 5 ай бұрын

😵‍💫 my neck!! the back & forth! like a tennis match! how could two people have such DIFFERENT perceptions of a 'relationship'? 🤣🤣 well done!

@Pamela_Son_of_a_Bat 5 ай бұрын

Cry me a River.

@johnene 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for covering this. I will not listen to Rachel's podcast and I was curious about this one.

@Sunshine134_ 5 ай бұрын

I hope she’s not gonna go Kathy Bates on him. 😂

@patclark2398 5 ай бұрын

Actually, l could watch that.

@beccadis2823 4 ай бұрын

She is full on Kathy Bates from Misery.........She is in her on Fantasy/Misery.

@duchesscinabonashley8537 5 ай бұрын

It was all on Schwartz's terms. Jo accepted less than, and she even stated he never went out of his way for her. If Jo was mean or put him in his place, he probably would have chased her!

@christinedailey1725 5 ай бұрын

Man baby.

@polynarcs 5 ай бұрын

Her hair makes me so mad 😂…

@jdjenny 5 ай бұрын

Same

@aactuallyaash 5 ай бұрын

For the almighty algorithm!

@14ikan11 5 ай бұрын

Not a fan of Schwartz. But Jo comes off weird and desperate. I mean come on… I see why Katie didn’t like her…

@patclark2398 5 ай бұрын

Jo is too desperate and thirsty to care about or stand up for other women. I once had a friend like Jo, i confided in her and she used what I told her to go after my husband. She didn’t get him and she lost me as a friend. Jo and Rachel are two of a kind.