Sci-Fi Story - Humans are Weird : Chain Reaction & They Stole Fire Twice. (r/HFY TFOS# 854)

[@scp7375]

"why are the humans hurting themselves and laughing" "our thoughts are beyond all possible imagination"

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@GodoStory]

Even our own

[@properfunny]

The second story is probably the type of story that when told to any nonhuman would scare the crap out of them, because we shrugged off a hit that should have killed us and are looking to return in kind.

[@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965]

Humans are the galactic versions of Russians -Somehow made a railgun out of 34 tons of metal, 39 lemons and 8 megawatts -Uses that railgun for blasting peoples heads -Then uses that railgun as a heater But what happens when they find russians?

[@Eldritch_TeddyBear]

Wait for the Australians

[@Jet-ij9zc]

Or florida man

[@nabbitgohome9672]

They are still apart of our species. This enforces the Galactic-Russians thing.

[@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965]

@@nabbitgohome9672 Yes But they have some superpower level strength I blame the fireball

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@Jet-ij9zc speaking as a male in florida, you'll find us in the news or on the paper, but we are the ones who find you in person; don't try to find a headliner in person.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

Alien: "I have a theory about humans!" *Human with PHD does something stupid* Alien: "I no longer have a theory about humans!"

[@seldonwright4345]

PHD often means Piled Higher & Deeper

[@Sharkakaka]

"[...]The humans are not the bogeyman of legend[...]" They are the ones that you call to kill the bogeyman

[@Sentientcap]

The fisrt stoy is a thing people do when they know its high enough current to cause pain but not kill, you see its current that you gotta watch out for.

[@nopegoogle69]

Also a warning to keep an eye on the night shift, us night shifters are animals sometimes.

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

@@nopegoogle69 There are few things in this universe more dangerous than a bored human.

[@rinayasi]

You're laughing. The entire nightshift just shocked themselves and lived and you're laughing

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I thought amperage, since a low current at high amperage can still kill, and by the time you get to high current that can kill even with low amperage, you'd have to worry more about melting/burning more than nerve damage.

[@Sentientcap]

@@henrypaleveda7760 you are probably correct.

[@grogvaughan5649]

In the eternal words of General Maximums "On my signal, Unleash HELL!"

[@GrimpakTheMook]

First story : "Hello, my name is Humanity. Welcome to Jackass."

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@wilhelminamyers146]

Scary accurate.🤣🤣🤣

[@Caldoric]

They stole fire from the gods, yes... And now they come to give it back, with *INTEREST*

[@MalefAzelb]

as a wise man once said: omae wa mo shin deiru

[@CidGaius]

Yeah. Sounds about right for humans.

[@suetekh1201]

The first story is just funny cause some of my friends and I have done that very thing with electric fences at their homes. I love the fact that the aliens in the second story realized how fucking crazy, scary, resourceful, and spiteful we are and decided hey let's work for them otherwise we are gonna die.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@MalefAzelb]

those guys were pretty smart

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

The absolute madlad zapped the whole chain lel What a chad

[@AgroSquerril]

bzzed

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

When you hear the words "electromagnetic pulse" and start thinking of EMP, and then you remember in most media EMP's are used to temporarily shut down electronics, and so you start thinking if they are doing this to the whole world then GPS wouldn't work, and so no one would know where to go if they needed to go somewhere new, and that got me thinking of "but what if they rode their bikes" which would still get them lost and that lead me to think about a bike ride you went on with a friend and we used the GPS a lot cause it was a 20 mile bike ride and we got lost a lot which made you remember how horrible your sense of direction is and then you realized your thoughts had derailed so much that you have to think back to what you were originally thinking and then you realized you didn't hear what the video was saying from that point onward and so you have to go back and replay the electromagnetic pulse part

[@bobsterclause342]

Creativity t takes hnks like that, but still...

[@markfergerson2145]

You grew up after paper maps went out of common use, didn't you? They still exist, and are still immune to EMP.

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

@@markfergerson2145 well yea but like I am still incompetent at directions 😭 I barely know left from right half the time, and have trouble figuring out gps, let alone an actual map :')

[@stevenswenson7041]

In the before times... we rode bikes without GPS.... rarely got lost and if we did we had these devices called compasses and maps... neither of which would be electronic.

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

@@stevenswenson7041 once again, directionally challenged person here 😭😭😭 /nm /lh I just suck at directions :')

[@calvingreene90]

Don't let humans get bored. You won't like the results.

[@AgroSquerril]

Not normally no

[@calvingreene90]

The chain-o-zap is a symptom of high intelligence.

[@wngimageanddesign9546]

Human explains: Stupid shit is a lot of fun!

[@merlinathrawes746]

We did not fail - we have simply switched employers. That's code for "we decided to live".

[@dualkitsune3813]

Story 1: as my momma says "Stupid is as stupid does...and there ain't no curing stupid" "I wonder why females live longer than males..."

[@dantreadwell7421]

Yep, all that education jacks up your brain.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@WingManFang1]

Humanity: Definition…: “Talk about a Hostile Take over”

[@chrisdufresne9359]

I'm sorry, did we boog our way back into space via caveman brain?

[@kurtismiller9544]

For the Algorithm and Agro

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm for Argo

[@thunderbird4636]

For the algorithm Gods!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm for the God’s!

[@GodoStory]

A crusade against KZbin

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@brianmeadows1137]

I've done this. We were drinking by a farmer's shed (There were three 70 yr olds with me drinking, At 30yrs 🤣🤣😄I was the almost sober driver) and I mentioned my lipoma's and carpal tunnels lets me touch electric fences. Richard Chillcot dared me to take my shoes off and grab a mains powered farm electric fence , so I did. My arm muscle was jumping like hell but I could still hold my beer and drink it.t Richard (70yrs) decided that his fence mustn't be working and grabbed me, he was trown 6 metres and even though he didn't swear he called me a BASTARD. Still laugh about it now.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@bobsterclause342]

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[@grandilex4661]

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[@AgroSquerril]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@Fearless-44]

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[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

[@msmaria5039]

For the algorythem.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorythem.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorythem.

[@Monster_Ink]

For Agro & the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@Fuxy22]

Second story is wierd... so what if they disrupt some laws of nature to prevent nuclear fusion or EMP's I doubt they can enforce it at a molecular level on a entire planet so its probably entirely situational and we have a lot of technology that doesn't use nuclear power... rockets can use simple low power electronics which can be shielded and difficult to disrupt... etc.

[@duanesamuelson2256]

Rockets can, and did, use totally mechanical guidance systems..V2's were the first. FROG's were/are just point and fire (free rocket over ground). Electronics just make it easier. The USAF for jets/bombers in the early 60's had pneumatic computers. There is always another way to do something if you don't get hung up on just one way. You want to design a connection system (like roads)? You can make a model and use a computer..or make a physical terrain model and use slime mold and have your answers in less time.

[@masterrhino144]

59 for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@marshmallowgod284]

I may be late but for the almighty algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@contrafax]

More Interaction for The Almighty Algorithm!

[@asandrewsilvaw]

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[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

Electricity go bzzzz

[@bobsterclause342]

Class k death world makes more sense

[@lithoorbayushi4805]

Yep, a large threat comes at us, and our only reaction is, "K."

[@GSX455s]

Agro

[@AgroSquerril]

me?

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@wastedpotential9945]

Algorithm bless us

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@undrachvrsage]

Algorithmically profitable this is? Lulz

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@merlinwizard1000]

113th, 26 June 2023

[@gavinhendricks8689]

I’d subscribe if you didn’t overdo the accent so much, toning it down juust a little bit

[@AgroSquerril]

that is my toned down accent :)

[@scp7375]

@@AgroSquerril i havent been around long to enough to know the toned up accent, do you have suggestions?

[@WiredTurkey316]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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