Watch Vince's first English stand-up show "Sexy Science" at the www.edfringe.com tickets & tour dates: www.vince-ebert.com or / vince.ebert
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@anug144 жыл бұрын
Omg. What else has KZbin been hiding from me
@keerthanajaishankar18834 жыл бұрын
i sweaaar
@CameronEm3 жыл бұрын
this comment hurts good.
@weigerto3 жыл бұрын
More of Germans..
@sarahmichael2702442 жыл бұрын
you may listen toMichael Mittermeier another german comedian. he was the first german comedian, who went to the states to do some comedy in english
@stefverg7974 жыл бұрын
"Georg Ohm is the father of German résistance " 😂😂😂🇨🇵
@farhanhyder73044 жыл бұрын
Can you explain that
@arlenehutchinson92594 жыл бұрын
@@farhanhyder7304 Ohm's Law
@dirkwiking90714 жыл бұрын
@@arlenehutchinson9259 Aaahhhh....electrical resistance. Sometimes it takes time. Thx 😂
@jaggercole88783 жыл бұрын
You probably dont care but if you are stoned like me during the covid times you can watch all the new series on Instaflixxer. I've been streaming with my girlfriend for the last few months =)
@remybrandon65223 жыл бұрын
@Jagger Cole yup, I've been using Instaflixxer for years myself :)
@f1alpaca5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius. Love him and his jokes. Hats off sir
@HolyHeinz4 жыл бұрын
How manny Germans/German Speakers came here from the YT Shuffle-Algorithm? Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡
@erhardt14774 жыл бұрын
Well... I live close to where he was born and raised ... So ... ich kannte ihn schon vorher 💪 (i knew him before hand)
@mkoschier4 жыл бұрын
Good one indeed from Austria
@HolyHeinz4 жыл бұрын
@@mkoschier NOT TO FORGET the important other German speking Countries and Regions; I edited my Post 🧡🧡🧡
@mkoschier4 жыл бұрын
Holy Heinz stimmt
@chan6254 жыл бұрын
and German learners! Grüße aus Indien :)
@lakhdarzaid33274 жыл бұрын
Intelligent jokes and good delivery , keep up
@kiwwat41394 жыл бұрын
We are all thinking it but he is speaking it out loud: Bavaria is the German Texas
@redsunrises85714 жыл бұрын
I'm still a bit lost on that one... Texas... Without guns?? What's the point of that?
@kiwwat41394 жыл бұрын
@@redsunrises8571 Bavaria is geographically in a similar position (southwest), one of the largest states and also very christian. The stereotype for both bavarians and texans is the more rural, conservative, old fashioned and christian person. Note: the stereotype.
@bojanivanisevic10724 жыл бұрын
@@kiwwat4139 Plus they don't really see themselves as part of the original country, they have their own identity separate from their original country.
@kiwwat41394 жыл бұрын
@@bojanivanisevic1072 Indeed, "Freistaat Bayern" thank you, I totally forgot about it (TBH, I try to forget about their CSU as much as possible...)
@benjibitburger13993 жыл бұрын
Australians are just British texans
@TheCelestis4 жыл бұрын
Also ich bin Ebert Fan seit ich ihm mal persönlich zur langen Nacht der Wissenschaften im Max Planck Institut für chemische Physik in Dresden ein Glas Wasser bringen durfte und er sagte "thanks ach ne danke mein ich" jetzt zu sehen, dass er genau diesen geilen persönlichen Humor auf englisch in die Stand Up Szene trägt finde ich total Klasse. Hammer Gags, wir nehmen uns als Volk viel zu Ernst.
@majamoxtlion5748 Жыл бұрын
Jedes Land nimmt sich viel zu ernst Also die unterdrückten natürlich nicht da nimmt sich nur ein Mensch viel zu ernst 👍
@VorsichtStufeКүн бұрын
Chemische Physik, was es nicht alles gibt. Ich hatte damals physikalische Chemie.
@captainnerd64524 жыл бұрын
I like to do the “drunkards walk” through KZbin’s recommendations, following links to random videos that look interesting and off-beat, and I’m glad I stumbled across this guy, seems like I got some of the jokes the audience missed.
@MrLDiabolo4 жыл бұрын
I am very smart.
@MrApvel4 жыл бұрын
@@MrLDiabolo lies
@Snowman-hunter4 жыл бұрын
@@MrApvel He probably meant the subreddit
@uschistahl55655 жыл бұрын
That´s great - a German Comedian talking English and an imprtant topic with all the superstition and beliefs around which cause suffering.
@HolyHeinz4 жыл бұрын
Realy a Problem, specially in Germany... (I mean the superstition and beliefs)
@InHumanoXY4 жыл бұрын
I have a new favourite comedian. Love him.
@anarmasimli4 жыл бұрын
That uncle joke))) I could observe how I slowly perceive the meaning)))
@paulschatz863 жыл бұрын
😂
@udornyc4 жыл бұрын
I love his science jokes, because I've studied (but not completed) applied physics in Germany, back in the 80's. Funny to find out that Vince lives in Frankfurt-Sachsenhausen, where I also lived for many years. For those familiar with Ffm... I once lived at Frankensteiner Platz, a building (similar to the Flatiron Building in NYC), right at the tip in the penthouse... The good ol' times! :) Literally just saw his videos in my suggested feed...
@vilhelmhammershoi38714 жыл бұрын
you had me at Georg Ohm! LOL Simply Brilliant! thank you, Vince!
@randomfjord12564 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendation did me good
@arlenehutchinson92594 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 🙌🏾 thank you KZbin algorithm
@Egbert19572 жыл бұрын
... immer wieder gut es - nochmals - anzusehen und hören. Ich hatte den Eindruck, dass in anderen Spielorten unterschiedlicher gelacht wurde an selben/gleichen Stellen. Hier ist auch der Bühnenaufbau grandios. Mach zu: du kommst erst aus dem Kellerloch, wenn du dich bewährt hast. Hat er und dies mit Bravour.
@adrienplazas5544 жыл бұрын
As a French who lived in Germany, I have doubts we share *that* much DNA. :p
@davryd80534 жыл бұрын
but that means also that we share DNA with angela merkel🤢
@adrienplazas5544 жыл бұрын
@Cis Admiral Except in Lorraine, only Mosèle is German. But I get your point. :)
@sarahmichael2702442 жыл бұрын
we all share 35% DNA with a cabbage
@CountryHopper4 жыл бұрын
This is next level of comedy, may be one of the true Comedian
@Filmab1004 жыл бұрын
Could be a fantastic Ted-Talk!
@Ksubswithvideosisthatevenpossi3 жыл бұрын
Now thats a different comedy KZbin recommended. I like it!
@jpbguia4 жыл бұрын
More in english please. Loved it
@eschelar4 жыл бұрын
Always watch out for when your audience doesn't laugh, but claps instead.
@MoosePantz4 жыл бұрын
Superb!
@AfterAFashionASMR4 жыл бұрын
Please more videos in English! I love this guy!!
@emilyhimbeerchen45502 жыл бұрын
Das ist unfassbar gut 👍🏼
@rogersheddy64144 жыл бұрын
In answer to the question that he asked the priest, I would have said, " you may ask Him when you see Him."
@Packless12 жыл бұрын
...there are so many atheist scientists, that hell is air-conditioned yet for sure...! ;-)
@rogersheddy64142 жыл бұрын
@@Packless1 I can imagine their team-building exercise, in which the floor is made out of lava and there are only a few squares that everyone is allowed to stand on...
@jesusrdeleon4 жыл бұрын
Funny... sounds like a TEDtalk
@DoktorDart4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus DeLeon This is him from five years ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3SbpKmHeN2VipY
@ericapelz2603 жыл бұрын
Proof of my German heritage, I have that sign over my cnc laser.
@johannwu23074 жыл бұрын
Smart comedy 👍
@tomjr2074 жыл бұрын
Amazing & hilarious....I am from India.
@vecvan4 жыл бұрын
Sexy Science, hahaha, wonderful
@patrickholzer64154 жыл бұрын
just wait till you see his scientific prove that scientists are sexy! Dunno if he translated that one to english yet though...
@lostindixie4 жыл бұрын
"Even the French..."
@rpgmafia83634 жыл бұрын
@Vince Ebert Könnten sie vieleicht die gesammte show auf KZbin hochladen bitte? auf der verlinkung verstehe ich nicht wie ich weiter komme zu der Show.
@qqleq10 ай бұрын
"They call him uncle" is the best joke there...
@Grimmiges_Ranarrkraut4 жыл бұрын
Yo. I went to school Karl-Ernst Gymnasium in his hometown. Can I have an autogram pls 😂
@vecvan4 жыл бұрын
99.99% shared DNA still leaves ca. 500,000 bits of entropy, in other words, a quarter million of differentiating genes, or in other words: the number of different DNA combinations amounts to 1e500k = a 1 followed by ca half a million zeros. Of course most of those are closer to sea urchins, if they are viable for life at all. But we don't need math to know that, if a view into the TV gives the same picture ;)
@aniketzankebusinessandstra33024 жыл бұрын
Quite a humour you have there. 😂. Nice. I like your thought process.
@laviliaharrison82214 жыл бұрын
Sehr lustig, vor allem, da ich auch deutsche und Amerikanerin binn😂
@leehoven56874 жыл бұрын
Bist du Single?
@magicalmystical79984 жыл бұрын
Cool
@leehoven56874 жыл бұрын
@@Reichsritter wieso?
@totilucke49924 жыл бұрын
@@leehoven5687Hören Sie auf den Mann - ich bin hier, um seinen Forderungen Nachdruck zu verleihen.
@GalaxyerLP4 жыл бұрын
@@leehoven5687 Immer schön Linien Treu bleiben, ich muss insistieren.
@TheHornoxx4 жыл бұрын
Prima - even in English ;-)
@zdrastvutye4 жыл бұрын
1:37 ihr da ohm macht watt ihr volt Der Spruch mit der Toilettentür ist oscarreif 5:18 Den Spruch mit den Spritzen versteht man nur durch die Untertitel. Wenn man fragen darf: wie wurde die Avogadrosche Zahl ermittelt? Jemand der zählt, würde 4.5*10^17 Jahre brauchen siehe de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avogadro-Konstante
@zouhireamarir46993 жыл бұрын
i was watching bgt stand up comidien talking about the expanding of the universe so i typed scientific comedy and here im
@Leftyotism4 жыл бұрын
#beste xD
@johngordon9350 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a comedian giving a TED talk.
@Da_Osta3 жыл бұрын
6:29 This didn't Alter very gut
@donaldthegreat58094 жыл бұрын
what what faraday's law have to do with birds and heart attack?
@ASHLIN984 жыл бұрын
Notice his right hand ring finger...it has a huge bend...whoahhh...n yeah his comedy is is not hillarious...but i am enjoying it.
@magoilic10484 жыл бұрын
Anyone else came here from the "Scientists as comedians" research paper in PUS?
@MrRoztoc4 жыл бұрын
I am German and living in a town with a pop. of 10,000. And all the people share three surnames, but me.
@MrRoztoc4 жыл бұрын
@Cis Admiral NRW.
@BatTCK4 жыл бұрын
Of course science is the best the Germans have. German science is the best in the world! (Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!)
@yogioto4 жыл бұрын
Vince ich finde dein Umweltbewusstsein super, klasse, dass du dein altes Programm in USA recyclest :)
@DavidLee-vi8ds4 жыл бұрын
If lightning is an act of God why do churches have lightning conductors?
@raDIO69314 жыл бұрын
YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO
@osaabd3904 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the Einstein toilet joke please?
@Markovratonjic4 жыл бұрын
In a minute...
@osaabd3904 жыл бұрын
@@Markovratonjic funny, unhelpful though!
@ReeN19954 жыл бұрын
@@osaabd390 He explained it lol. Let me explain. Ever needed to pee but somebody is on the toilette already and they tell you "Just a minute" and thats why it feels like longer than a minute. Hope you understand what i mean, I'm german and my english is not the best, sorry about that.
@osaabd3904 жыл бұрын
@@ReeN1995 ok, so what i understood initially is correct. To be frank, I thought there is more to it that i am not getting. Thanx ReeN and Marko
@ReeN19954 жыл бұрын
@@osaabd390 Not really, its just a funny comparison between einsteins theory of relativity. It took me a minute to really get it tbh, i am not that smart lmao.
@oimate63572 жыл бұрын
German science is the best in the world
@speenlmar95754 жыл бұрын
Then they say Germans don't have a sense of humor. You just need a bit of brain (kinda a short in Trump times) to understand him.
@krvr9894 жыл бұрын
why does this look like Deutsche Gramaphone sealed content?
@VulpesChama4 жыл бұрын
The question about "What did God do before [...]" is extremely interesting. And this simply because of the believe that God is eternal and has existed since forever. With unlimited time before creating earth, there must have been something. So let's get deeper into this philosophical question and let me tell you about what I would assume about it based on what I would have done if I were God. (I know, sacrilege, but who cares anyway?) It would have begun with me creating the perfect world/universe. With absolute harmony. Kind of what you would do when playing a City-Simulator. You build a construct in which every bit fits perfectly and works with each other part perfectly. Mistakes are rooted out quickly and directly. But with all perfect things, this would have ended... boring. Be left alone after a while. And maybe forgotten, only to be recreated several times. This is until the fun begins. What we all do, when we play a City-Sim, and have done everything to make it perfect and have made it perfect. We look how we can destroy it. Cause damage. And this is where hell begins, at least for the creation. Creating the same perfect world over and over and over again maybe interesting for a while, but not for forever, so I'd try the opposite. Play evil, if you will. Create a world that functions, but in more cruel ways. And this will also happen again and again. But this, too, will end up like all Versions of the universe / Earth before it. Forgotten, bored. Left alone and removed. So I would do, what we can't do in most games. Not create a world, but kickstart a world and see how it goes. In the first version of this iteration the interference by me would still be there. But the further go, the more versions of Earth we had, the less I would interfere with it. Until I'd only become an observer. So if I were God, than this is by design the third base version of Earth. But there would have been literally endless versions of Earths before this one. But what makes the third base version unique, compared to the first and second is, that this version would only be destroyed by itself, and not by me. - So what is the point of all this? Well, the question is: Could it be that God is just a bored undying gamer?
@Dankschon4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and I believe that this is the case, not ironically.
@amberimmel18874 жыл бұрын
Texan Democrats 😂🤣😂🤣👌
@racheallange20564 жыл бұрын
My husband is Bavarian,and I was born and raised in Kentucky ...Yep....country gal...Hell we met on Facebook in 2010 and married in 2012 ...Boy howdy do we have some funny stories to tell...Kentucky slang is different from the British English as he has learned...I do know some British words and slang ....but hell I still call a widow a winder...Yes living in Germany I try to speak better english ,but sometimes my old Kentucky ways of talking comes back...O___o
@ReeN19954 жыл бұрын
You can be proud of your accent, pretty sure your husband loves it too! I am German and it took me years to get rid of our heavy accent. But when i talk fast thats when the german comes out again
@metalwellington4 ай бұрын
funnybot
@bananenmusli27694 жыл бұрын
Wie gefühlt jeder Deutscher ist und alle Englisch schreiben
@raphaelsanft50863 жыл бұрын
Schaue nicht den Mittelfinger seiner rechten Hand an.
@mayo46603 жыл бұрын
Warum?
@nars-4 жыл бұрын
I am not American or German, can you guys tell me why everyone troll the french? I have seen many American, European movies where they troll french but they are super excited to visit Paris or follow their style or their food. What is the deal with this fascination and repulsion with the french?
@berndheghmanns14374 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Kroes Yeah we germans too:) but in the last 80 years turns out nobody wanna have a war with us, when we don't begun :)
@dirkdriessen11333 жыл бұрын
This French thing is not a joke in germany. Its only a english and american clichee. And americans and english are hating everybody
@patbenz43273 жыл бұрын
Except that today science has become a religion.
@C_Becker3 жыл бұрын
?
@majamoxtlion5748 Жыл бұрын
Er muss Amis die grundlegenden Sachen des Lebens beibringen
@majorfallacy59264 жыл бұрын
I remember him being funnier. This is a lot more Mario Barth-ish than i expected
@Twocat5side3 жыл бұрын
German comedians are an oxymoron
@anncabras39614 жыл бұрын
As a German I dare to say das war nicht witzig
@claudiaf.22364 жыл бұрын
Totally wrong! It goes like this: Somebody sees a beer in the fridge and assumes: This beer came here accidentally. This is a scientist. Another person sees the beer and assumes that somebody has put it there intentionally - that’s the theologian! Now what is more creadible?
@jakobklee28004 жыл бұрын
This analogy seems legit on the first glance, but those 2 situations are nowhere near comparable.
@lexpopalex4 жыл бұрын
Then the scientist sees his wife with the groceries the next day. When she puts the beer in the fridge, he changes his belief acordingly. Sadly the theologist never changes his belief, even if the scientist shows him how he build a fridge with an automated Beer brewing robot included.
@mkoschier4 жыл бұрын
No science would assume that something is a by chance result that’s the typical believer nonsense, the science would presumably say I don’t know something the believers are so super unhappy with it that the make staff up and god comes into play
@MrRoztoc4 жыл бұрын
I'm the guy just drinking the beer and say thank you. No science needing for that.
@notamoron22464 жыл бұрын
You've got it arse about, as usual for religious people.