SciFi Story - Humans are Weird: Anxiety Attack & BeyondLife™ We’ll kill you wholesale ( TFOS870)

[@isaackinsley1662]

That second one is some SCP level horror.

[@AgroSquerril]

could very well be

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Don't worry, you won't see me coming, then you won't see anything for a while (I start with the face) but it will all be over in a couple of weeks, so... Happy happy!

[@erushi5503]

Im pretty sure the O5 council was panicking and crapping their pants when the second story occured

[@Warutteri]

@@Jason-sm4oc But what if your target is already a particularly paranoid individual that has all sorts of alarms, traps and contingency plans to make sneaking up on them pretty much impossible? I mean not that I'm like that, being that on edge 24/7 would be incredibly mentally and physically draining to the point of making one actually wish for death *chuckles nervously while fidgeting*

[@neuralmute]

It really does sound like one of Dr. Bright's little 'jokes'...

[@WingManFang1]

That escalated quickly from wholesome to Total Doctor Who What the fuck bullshit.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Do you want pissed-off ghosts? Because this is how you get pissed-off ghosts!

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@AmericanMaking]

Imagine hearing that voice tell you you're about to be murdered horribly for your own good. 😨

[@CrazyViking_99]

Why does beyondlife sound like something a certain internet shopping and web service provider would actually make?

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@Caldoric]

Which one? OmegaMart?

[@neuralmute]

Because it absolutely is?

[@asandrewsilvaw]

I mean if enough people watch this video at least one of them will be murdered in a horrible way, so it’s telling the truth?

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

By enough people I assume you mean 50 or 60 seppos.

[@calvingreene90]

BeyondLife just declared war.

[@СергійСавелов]

And they are fueling their enemies army at an exponential rate.

[@frostfallanimations7891]

That last one is honestly terrible. You are unwillingly selected. Damn.

[@aynonymos]

Hello, I'm your psycho, I brought leeches and a funnel.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@aynonymos What diameter is the funnel? You're gonna need to get real freaky with those leeches if you want to traumatize my shattered soul.

[@СергійСавелов]

There is no way this will not end in XK-class end of the world scenario.

[@frog2376]

Im about to go om vacation so you bet imma be binging some vidios ( like i wasnt already) This is gonna be a fun 22 hours.

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

Just 22?

[@frog2376]

@@ivanrubiomorales2759 no, im sorry ur right ill add some more. 👍

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

@@frog2376 nice, good luck...I also have a large playlist

[@alfredsutton7233]

For AgroSquerril: the best available SF stories well read.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@joshuameierhofer8938]

This is horrifying.

[@Maddog3060]

Well, that's.... certainly food for thought.

[@shosroy]

Your last words of the video hit different after that second story.

[@Monster_Ink]

Algorithm & traumatic death, apparently!

[@goofballordh7395]

Haha, I’m a time traveler. Tardis Goes brrr

[@skylergarza8371]

Tardis doesn't go brrr if you remember to disengage the parking brake

[@joshfoster5511]

I always thought it was more a burrrrwhaap

[@erushi5503]

Tardis *Casually comes present her human form and seduces you

[@CidGaius]

Hot diggity A new humans are weird narration!

[@SiegeTF]

For The Algo- hold on, someone's at the door...

[@elfeater1760]

That is some real unnerving product advertising.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@renewalacumen1770]

For, some dark god's, attention!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm o and you have my attention =)

[@renewalacumen1770]

: > |

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@kurtismiller9544]

Sit ubu sit.... Good algorithm... LoL

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@thecursedgalleon7096]

Barely missed :( still good 👍

[@christhopervargas2275]

FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@badjer4328]

Wow.. thanks grandson... now I get to die an agonizing death at the hands of a phsycopath...

[@marshmallowgod284]

May the algorithm bless us all

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

Ay

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@kerilithia]

Interesting, I thought that with the hormone spikes that she was starting menopause.

[@ICountFrom0]

Since it's coming from somewhere in the far future, they could easily look up my natural date of death, and just make sure I die, horribly, about 5 minutes before that.... ... I could put up with that I guess. I also know who I'd collect from the past.

[@СергійСавелов]

You will be forever traumatized and *will* suffer eternally. XK scenario.

[@mightyocelot]

*Insert I.M.P. theme song from Helluva Boss here*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

the second one makes me regret thinking of talking to MLK

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I would rather die peacefully at home surrounded by my loved ones. It sounds like the dead don't interact with the living, why would you torture someone you love, just to not be able to interact with them?

[@contrafax]

More Interaction for The Almighty Algorithm!

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@kerryjong7268]

Ey

[@merlinwizard1000]

69th, 26 June 2023

[@lyrigageforge3259]

Well old video, the last story - thanks, but I prefer the 'real death' that has nothing to be found after you simply slip away, preferably hardly noticing it at all, even yourself. No continued existence of any kind - now that's true rest if anything. Everything else, pure fantastical delusion lol. Yea, idk why people are so interested in having an 'afterlife' or what ever they imagine, something to continue all the troubles. Even that religious bs about heaven or hell - torture both ways. Go to hell, get tortured for rest of the eternity. Go to heaven, find out someone you really cared for landed in hell and now you got to exist knowing that. Or then you just might as well lead the heaven in revolt against the so called god, simply because nothing is happening anyhow and you have got to actually tolerate there being no problems, nothing wrong, for all of the rest of, set an eternity. Having nothing to solve, nothing to do, or being forced to do something like worship an entity at all times or working on that factory belt line - repeating it over out again - it's just not something human mind can handle without going absolutely bonkers. We don't handle being bored and that is indeed eventually a form of torture. So, there is a god who want's to torture you one way or the other - a top of a life hard enough to handle to start with. Not that set a single opportunity life doesn't have value - in certainly does - nothing is more valuable than, what can't ever be re-obtained. Yea, thanks - but I prefer to fade out once that time comes.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm