Scorpion Sausage

[@OrdinarySausage]

Get 70% OFF of your next Huusk knife at huusk.club/sausage

[@xanselmox]

Welp you know whats next right? Cockroach sausage...

[@torgaddon619]

I have bought knife, if I get card stolen, I will have to send you a tear filled sausage

[@loplop019]

thats a scam knife site

[@torgaddon619]

@@loplop019 I guess we'll see in about a week LMAO, used a prepaid anyways

[@danielmiller1178]

That’s pretty low tbh, taking an ad from a drop shipping site that actually scams people

[@princessaur]

I love how whenever he does a sausage like this, half the comments are horrified, and the other half are giving genuine advice on how to make the sausage better.

[@DarkToleSon]

Its a nice community we have here

[@acynthus3587]

I wish he would take the time to learn how to make a sausage properly. Human error accounts for nearly 70% of bad sausage I feel.

[@RespectingTheRespectful]

@@acynthus3587 we aren’t here for perfection

[@crusanosicus562]

@@acynthus3587 Verdad, too many good sausages have been bested by adding too much oil.

[@wardenunknown]

Bugmen are real

[@alfredvonfleisch]

I think powdering the scorpion with a mortar and pestle would improve the texture considerably.

[@soxpeewee]

Needed more scorpion

[@mileshill7196]

This man said “powdering the scorpion”.

[@Mister_Clean]

Not eating arachnids would also improve the texture of the sausage

[@sashathedonut]

@whaaa t go away, i wont thank you.

[@tv-pp]

pepper grinder

[@xxluggixx2559]

Kinda useful fun fact: Scorpions with larger pincers are less toxic. Stay away from the ones with the little pincers

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

I mean I'll stay away from all of them but thanks

[@xxluggixx2559]

@whaaa t Reported for spam but ok

[@ajoajoajoaj]

​@@xxluggixx2559 It's better to just report it and not engage.

[@Thure.]

Just like Indiana jones said

[@onlycoIlect]

Scorpions with no pincers kill you instantly

[@tritonalabaster6269]

Mr. Sausage spinning that knife around like a fidget spinner after showcasing how well it cuts through hard fruits and vegetables was the most nerve wracking thing in this episode

[@imadethis2comment]

Yeah that one was a sphincter clencher for sure

[@rueben225]

I expected a caption for "How do I stop this please someone help"

[@Hoggogo]

Too bad the knife that sponsored him is a scam and the spinning was the least dangerous knife spin on earth

[@mochimaid]

This whole episode was just cursed. The ingredient in general, the Box art, the fumble with the pan...I hope you can recover from this one Mr. Sausage.

[@sonicheroesfan1]

Does anyone know why did the oil start reacting like that, jumping out of the pan so violently? Doesn't that happen when the pan is moist from water or something like that?

[@JasonJayMusic]

And the repeated “let’s see how we did”

[@andrewodinson3726]

@@sonicheroesfan1 As he said, it's the curse of the scorpion. Scorpions are notorious for placing curses on anyone who tries to turn them into sausage.

[@TheALCATRAZ11]

And a scam as a sponsor lmao

[@puyopop3085]

@@sonicheroesfan1 for sure its moisture/water

[@MikeStavola]

Huusk Japan; "Japanese" knives, made in China, for a Lithuanian company. Take the sponsorship money and ruuuuuuun

[@candlestyx8517]

Businesses rarely become successful without some kind of deception

[@nickmartin5803]

Not to mention a montage of some of the worst, most difficult looking cutting I've ever seen... Not to Mr. Sausage's fault. It's just an awful design for a knife.

[@mizaru666]

I hope no one falls for that Huusk knife scam. They’re cheap chinese products known for false advertising.

[@mikebutler4189]

Like how the logo says Huusk Japan but then in the ad it's Japanese inspired". That tells you all you need to know

[@jexxer]

Well, that's a shame. That knife looked pretty cool. I mean, I had absolutely no intention of buying one, but it _looked_ cool.

[@Atkion]

You go to the website and it even has one of those bars counting down like "only 37 left in stock!" lmao, instant scam alarms going off

[@christianjesse8980]

@@Atkion oh weird, it was 37 for you too? Love how once you get to the checkout page with your big ol discount, there’s an option to buy up to 4. Of the exact same knife 🤣🤣

[@Keyring7031]

@@Atkionstill only 37 left lol

[@escre]

"Authentic Japanese inspired" I'm dead

[@jamescanjuggle]

😂 exactly

[@catpoke9557]

If it works it works

[@BlueBeetle1939]

That's hattori hanzo steel!

[@pants15]

@@BlueBeetle1939 it's actually pot steel... even budget knives have better steel.

[@pants15]

@@catpoke9557 for about 3 days then they're as blunt as a footpath.

[@raul_coolman401]

I thought it wouldve been Scorpion peppers but this is even better

[@raul_coolman401]

@don't be surprised definantly not a virus it says youtu.be dont click it guys

[@scottking8189]

You thought it would be peppers with that thumbnail???

[@raul_coolman401]

@@scottking8189 didnt see it it came up as a notification

[@DoubleYouDotTrump]

Scorpion Pepper and Scorpion Sausage

[@theshpee1214]

I thought you said Scorpion poppers for a second and I was very confused.

[@Lazuli901]

Screaming 'There's no reason for this to be happening' through broken laughter, could apply to the series as a whole. But we're all glad it is.

[@RAINMAKEEER]

This sausage is so cursed, it went back in time to be in cut in half a second time

[@BruceAlarie]

hahaha i wondered about that

[@Dosko]

Two things to know about the Huusk knives, quoted directly from their TOS on their website: 1. "Please be noted that most of the products that are available for purchase on the Website are sent to the buyers from the Seller’s warehouses located in China." 2. "Huusk is a brand name and registered trademark that is used and operated by a business entity UAB Ekomlita, which is a limited liability company incorporated under the laws of Lithuania with a registered office address in Kaunas, Lithuania." I want Mr. Sausage to be sponsored as much as the next guy, but this reeks of a scam...

[@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe]

The knife didnt even look impressive in the video tbh

[@mutchney]

Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that Shadiversity done a video on those knives detailing how abysmal their quality is EDIT: nvm, it was Kamikoto

[@xBananowyJEx]

I mean... 70% off? Really? This was instant red flag.

[@HeyVendy]

I've used a Huusk knife, and I can say from personal experience that they do not hold an edge, unfortunately. The one I got dulled almost immediately. The edge did not last over a week. :/

[@Grimm-Gaming]

Ill stick with my Misen. Its. A knife.

[@JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo]

Man when I saw that title I was like "okay a bag of grounded up scorpion" *Table with full scorpions on it* just when you think it's going to be missionary you slip it in the poop shoot.

[@ChicknSandwich]

Poop shoot is the worst name for something I've ever heard...I prefer Hershey highway

[@pajamas720]

@@ChicknSandwich chocolate starfish?

[@static_bolt]

I prefer rusty sheriffs badge​@@ChicknSandwich

[@Shadowmech88]

Since the flavor's good, I wonder if you could get a better texture by grinding the shells to powder in something like a mortar and pestle (or a blender.)

[@Beunibster]

When I ate scorpion, they did taste pretty good, but the exoskeleton turned in to tiny flakes of dryness that coated my entire mouth and made me gag. So I vote yes.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@Beunibster i have actual recurring nightmares about powdery/mealy stuff sticking to my tongue/roof of my mouth so i probably would’ve killed myself on the spot if that happened to me

[@nicholashudson6009]

Oh and peppers might be good with the powdered scorpion

[@LeftLefttheGecko]

Yes! The scorpion sausage! Now I eagerly await the inevitable tarantula sausage Edit: Sausage man said no on stream, so I'm gonna go with what one of the folks in the replies said and go with the subzero sausage

[@dinojack9000]

No.

[@demonkiller479]

I fear that he wouldn't burn the hairs off before grinding

[@thetoastman5257]

That's what this world needs. We need the tarantula sausage.

[@JediMasterBaiter]

I was thinking reptile or sub zero sausage.

[@moistenvelopes]

Nooo ranchos are just puppies with extra legs 😢

[@draguladriver]

"will you bring me my throwup bag?" "you can just call it a bag." "...no 🙂"

[@danielleayala2171]

lol

[@BruceAlarie]

I love when he presents art by THIS GUY! be it man woman or weirdo

[@GrumpyIan]

The spirit of the scorpions is why it was reacting so violently.

[@holeofdarn]

That’s what I was saying, the souls of the scorpions were getting revenge! 🙀

[@faedec_music]

a great way to sum up the overall tone of this video is at 0:16 when mr. sausage is trembling with fear in such a way that it makes the scorpion is holding do a little wiggly dance

[@neiladrian]

"I don't know what that is, because I'm a scorpion"

[@SlimeKing5788]

poor you, only other comment is a bot

[@rootbeer_666]

“And I’m dead”

[@austincain9507]

Knowing that a culinary genius such as you lives in my state is amazing

[@seronymus]

@don't be surprised so true oomfie

[@williamday7238]

Its amazing to me these sausages are being made about 45 minutes from my home

[@MajorTrashPanda]

@don't be surprisedwhen you get deleted

[@BuyRawrXD]

@@MajorTrashPanda now that’s funny

[@haj_endot]

this is promising. maybe if we develop some better industrial processing, we could use scorpion flavor compounds more effectively in future sausages.

[@BakaTaco]

Or we could not do that and we'd be making some real progress! :)

[@haj_endot]

@@BakaTaco why do you hate innovation

[@ultimateninjaboi]

This isnt a terrible idea, if im honest

[@Not_actually_a_commie]

@@BakaTaco People like you hold our species back from greatness

[@BakaTaco]

@@Not_actually_a_commie Do not hate me because I speak the truth. Wake up! Greatness is crunchy, like the shells of a scorpion!

[@emilymk12]

The fact that crushed scorpion looks some much like pepper gives me so many bad ideas, bad ideas that would get me uninvited from every future family gathering

[@dregram9202]

Can’t say I expected this one but there is no better sausage for the Scorpion King

[@llkurofoxll1013]

@whaaa t ratio

[@RealPVMovies]

4:36 the sausage is so strong that you needed to cut through it twice.

[@mehranmayahi554]

That "i guess..." sounded way more genuine than usual

[@aperson7368]

As an animal biologist who knows a thing or two about chemistry and insects, I can confidently say the reason the oil was spitting that badly was due to an exothermic reaction of a molecule present in the scorpion called β-[1,4]-N-acetyl-d-glucosamine which is notorious for being very reacive when induced under heat it will tend to release more of it from its bonds and create a feedback loop that heat up the oil more making it jump like that.

[@aperson7368]

Also I am not an animal biologist and I made that all up

[@ayrtonpavot3096]

@@aperson7368 madlad

[@fromthefire4176]

So what you’re saying is we need to grind up scorpions and use their bodies to fuel our society?

[@Mikeyjello]

ive owned scorpions before and done my research and i was readin that thinkin it was almost legit but then realized theres no way thats legit then saw ur second comment

[@bonelessmice6828]

@@aperson7368 gigachad

[@MrDebanane]

Dude i love your stuff and thanks for making me laugh a lot. One remark towards huusk is, that its not real japanese steel i think... I recently found some information on it basically being a scam but who knows anymore. Have a great time and greetings from germany :3

[@GreenKirby01]

yeah i hope he sees comments like this because Huusk is a scam and its pretty well documented. they sell poor quality factory produced knives that aren't japanese steel (they dont even say what type of steel it is im sure) and that particular knife has been sold under several different names on aliexpress, wish, and amazon for a few years. All in all a bad product.

[@MrDebanane]

@@GreenKirby01 Maybe we can try to warn more customers, if we get enough upvotes and it gets seen. It´s good you say this, because I was´nt 100% sure about it and the memory of learning this seemed distant. Maybe you have a Video or something we can link people towards in a comment? Cheers to you mate!

[@throwawayaccount9442]

Instead of KZbin Rewind we should get Ordinary Regrind where you take the top 10 best sausages of the year and see which is the best of all.

[@manlyhumanman8300]

Glad to rediscover this channel again at such a normal episode

[@StraightestDakregor]

That laugh at the end, simply wonderful

[@concentratedcringe]

That oil spitting up at you was the scorpions' way of stinging you from beyond the grave

[@Scruffy.Puff.]

Man had me TRIPPING at 4:31

[@Zen17h]

Who'd have thought that powdered scorpions would make the boiling oil sting?

[@markw1247]

*Wet powdered scorpions, even he seemed to forget they fell in the water.

[@doctorbee6673]

@@markw1247 that amount of moisture would be negligible. as he said, "ice sausage didnt react this violently" so it wasnt the water that did it

[@WaltherRJ]

I dream to hear Mr Sausage sing "Nobody knows the troubles I have seen" in his usual singing session within the episode. Ohh, the sausages this man has seen... Like, actually. A considerable amount of weird sausages.

[@rueben225]

Maybe there's a world record for "most sausages with unconventional ingredients consumed"

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

Holy crap is it difficult to do this given how distressing this episode is, but I must ask for the One Week by the Barenaked Ladies Sausage again: wasabi, sushi, vanilla milkshake, Swiss Chalet dipping sauce, chicken from a Chinese restaurant, and Snickers. I had zero problems stomaching the brain sausage, the bull sausage, and even the cricket sausage but my God I needed to pause just two minutes into this one to mentally prepare myself for the rest of it.

[@Cait.C8]

Absolutely horrifying. Thanks for subjecting yourself to these atrocities for us, Mr Sausage.

[@Iianator]

Cope and seeth I love eating scraperions

[@seronymus]

4:43 "Scorpion Bits" sounds like a Fallout recipe

[@rattlemebones7413]

I think it is

[@seronymus]

@@rattlemebones7413 those are Iguana Bits

[@OkellaWood]

These Huusk guys are sus! I just wanted to know if the sheath comes included but the call kept bouncing from menu to the wait intro. Also the seller has a bunch of weird items in their portfolio. Spiritual Incense Waterfall?!

[@Shadic4101]

"High quality Japanese steel" Yeah sure, very convincing

[@Pennskinn]

2:14 my eyes literally burned after that

[@StankWilliams]

Would this sausage be UV fluorescent with all the scorpion bits in it? Please place this sausage under a blacklight for science

[@GO-FYT]

I’ve never had such fear for another human’s knuckles than when he was spinning the razor sharp knife

[@catalant4161]

Ah, the true detective intro, didn't expect that one. Great episode!

[@Attic_Man]

Somebody commented that the ratio of experimental ingredient to regular meat should be higher to make it more interesting but honestly, my favorite presentation style was when you used to make one whole sausage of experiment and one mixed sausage

[@Attic_Man]

Keep it real, Mr. S.

[@the8thark]

Surströmming sausage? I wonder if Mr Sausage will still be saying no to this amazing sausage after a year of requests.

[@BJGvideos]

Was it everything you hoped it would be?

[@willabyuberton818]

I figured it out. You wished to be able to make sausage out of anything, and the price you paid was that you must make sausage out of everything.

[@dylanmcgarry1221]

I was genuinely not expecting Chef Sausage to be a Handsome Family fan

[@Nobody-d3h]

you know he likes a sponsor when he continues to use their product in the rest of the video

[@Bobin22]

I’m shocked he took an advertisement from Huusk knives. That company lists their knives as “70% off!” To get your attention but they actually always cost that much or less and are listed for half as much on other company pages for the same knives. They’re a warehouse that just sells knives from wholesalers and the knives aren’t even authentically Japanese. The blades are made in China, the handle uses American wood, and the company is Eastern European. Don’t buy these knives. Mr.Sausage you should probably vet your advertisers a little more before you take their ads.

[@osamalinbaden1996]

He did ads for raycon too, which is a shitty product 😅

[@Shiratto]

@@osamalinbaden1996 I’d say most sponsors are kinda overpriced and subpar.

[@osamalinbaden1996]

@@Shiratto you’d be right tbh

[@Shiratto]

@@osamalinbaden1996 Fr tho. Like I’m seeing Better Help ads lately and it was only a couple years ago that they were super in hot water for their bullshit.

[@MrRom92DAW]

I hate to break this to you but basically all of the “brands” that commonly sponsor KZbinrs are just selling generic alibaba products anybody can order in bulk and put their name on. That’s just the world we live in

[@kABUSE1]

You have been extraordinarily happy during this episode. That's nice.

[@royaljudas5982]

Always nice when the sausage man destroys my psyche.

[@AprilSBarnes]

This channel has such great older KZbin vibes. I love it.

[@mooseman7928]

4:10 The scorpions had to sting you, one way or another

[@Bocktai5]

The first video from you that physically pained me to sit through, the sounds that scorpion made good lord.

[@mc_kublai]

I like how even the pan is rejecting this sausage

[@taylorrzepecki2064]

I love how the most replayed part is just everyone replaying it to see if that editing mistake was actually there or not

[@JaqenHghar.]

Those are emperor scorpions. They are about as venomous as a bee and and are super docile. You can hold them and let them crawl over hand similar to how a roly poly would. I used to own a few. They're awesome. I was sad seeing the thumbnail to this video

[@hamzakamaldien8706]

😅😅😅😊😊😅😅😢🎉😂❤

[@jtktomb8598]

Not Emperor (Pandinus), those are Heterometrus

[@SsnakeBite]

"There's no reason for this to be happening" while laughing nervously should be the channel's slogan.

[@MisterTonyy]

Just in case you miss it. Try grounding the scorpion in a mortar and pestle, it would make the texture improve considerably

[@esc8engn]

i want to make a sausage-oriented restaurant that serves only recipes from this channel.

[@alexsheldon8571]

"Horrors Beyond My Comprehension" sausage when?

[@ridethroughlifertl]

I finished watching every single video on your channel, in order. It brings such joy. lol

[@murph9935]

imagine my disappointment when the song wasn't "here i am rock you like a sausage"

[@windbreaker246]

Forget the scorpion “ mountain cats will come to drag away your sausage “ that’s more terrifying

[@poserboykam8352]

5:07 AMONGUS

[@cupoftea9528]

I've read the title and didnt believe you. I saw the video and I am mildly shocked. Good job man ur crazy but i love u

[@TheaMaggard]

"authentic japanese inspired knife" lmao nice one. can't believe those shitty knives are being sold as japanese with another brand

[@jamescanjuggle]

yeah i looked into the brand and the knives don't seem to be worth it imo😕 also authentic and inspired in the same sentence just comes across as shifty

[@BlueBeetle1939]

@@jamescanjuggle "authentically inspired" meaning they really were looking at a map of Japan when they thought up the idea

[@jamescanjuggle]

@@BlueBeetle1939 totally, and that map was probably on a packet of Aldi noodles

[@dand1253]

Him singing the theme to True Detective really tied the episode together

[@Lasoll]

Huusk has been 70% off for the last 5 years.

[@atomictortoise]

I never thought I’d witness chunks of ground up scorpion mixed with pork be blown at a not safe for work drawing of Mark Ruffalo stuck to a cereal box.

[@roberthan5109]

My butt was clenching so much when you were spinning that knife. Like if it slide half an inch towards you then you're going to the hospital with only four fingers on your hand

[@dippyfresh1116]

That knife can chop air and it would still be as dull as a butter knife. I wasn’t nervous at all

[@afeathereddinosaur]

That carapace crunchiness would probably benefit from being dusty instead. Hm I sure love my calcium surprise

[@azfk]

Make it again but entirely out of scorpions

[@sosaysjayrod]

How did he not sing "Here I am, rock me like a Sausage-cane" when he loaded the sausageer?

[@rod3955]

KZbin comment suggestion: Make a surrstromming sausage 🌭🌭

[@Lorgeid]

Even dead and ground up in a sausage the scorpion still stings, it's simply in its nature.

[@paprikamannen]

never been more terrified by a sausage

[@ianrouse161]

that was the best youtube sponsor I've gotten, thanks sausage man

[@n0us.]

I think the reason for the oil spitting everywhere is because you dropped the scorpions in water? Idk

[@aintapuppy]

Aint nothin like starting your birthday morning off with a scorpion sausage video from Mr sausage c: thank you oh glorious sausage man for blessing us with such gifts

[@ekulsdrahcir8064]

Huusk knives claim to be made in japan by hand but their company is based out of Lithuania and their knives are factory made in China , I heard they’re decent but seems like a scam. Just so you’re aware Mr. Sausage

[@CotyTernes]

I really wish KZbinrs researched their advertisers before accepting the advertisement. It's not hard to find out basic stuff like this and/or other shady practices.

[@CaptLuser]

cursed ingredient, cursed box art, cursed pan, only makes sense that the sponsor should be cursed too

[@kabukimanindahouse]

imagine you work at a store, trying to sell things to people. would you warn every customer, if they wanna buy a questionable product? like guy at wal-mart tells you "i wouldn't buy the st. pauli brew. it's not a real german beer!" your boss wouldn't have you hired for long. same thing, money talks. that's just how it is.

[@8ball_wizard]

@@kabukimanindahouse walmart associates aren't being paid to advertise the products. bad example.

[@lemagreengreen]

"Japanese inspired knives" made by "Huusk knives - Japan" *not actually made in Japan.

[@jameshamilton6381]

The First Season of True Detective was so good. Thanks for the song:)

[@monsun9930]

1:14 My friend Neil bent over and this happened. is this Covid related? And if it is what do we do about it? Ow.

[@VisiBun]

That meat grinder needs a goddamn Medal of Honor for its brave services under horrific circumstances over the course of its usage in this channel.

[@PikaPWN91]

The Tarantula Sausage is the logical next step

[@Levi_Skardsen]

Scorpions glow under a blacklight so now I'm wondering if this sausage would too.

[@tunnyafish982]

what if... Tarantula Sausage?

[@gnalkhere]

Scorpion Lollipops are my favourite candy, maybe ever? So seeing this in my notifications was exciting

[@KaijuMike]

the scorpion might have been fried or something to cause that reaction. either that or we could assume that the higher concentration of certain metals in the scorpion gave the sausage a violent cooking on the inside.

[@fetusdeletus9266]

His muted yet still horrified reactions never fail to make me laugh

[@breaddrinker]

Huusk knives are an actual living joke. Please don't buy them, or sell them, Mr Sausage. Soils your very fine reputation as a sausagier. I urge people to look up non sponsored reviews on here. They're really really bad.

[@BruceAlarie]

the blade seems unrealistic for slicing

[@_.syrtos._1098]

You know a brand is selling good knives when they dont even have the budget to use footage of their own knives in their commercials

[@HammboneBob]

Like this comment to vote for Mr. Sausage buying a live forest scorpion as a permanent pet without telling Mrs. Sausage.

[@SneedFormerlyChuck]

We will live to see Man-made sausages beyond our comprehension

[@Pohtaitoh]

I think the ratio should be 70-80% the item you're using for the video and the rest normal meat. It kinda loses the excitement when most of it is just regular meat.

[@FatMarioHeads]

A sausage made with land arthropods that gets higher than a zero out of five? Never thought I'd see the day

[@OnlySlightyRadioactive]

Don't buy that knife it's a scam

[@paulirvine9582]

You spinning that knife gave me WAY more anxiety than the scorpions did

[@dippyfresh1116]

Knowing it was a huusk knife, i wasn’t worried at all

[@MagnokTheMighty]

I know youres sponsored, and read a script, but Huusk Knives are 440 stainless trash knives. DO NOT BUY THEIR PRODUCTS. EVER. THEY ARE CHINESE POT METAL.