Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These Memes Prove It | Happy Bears

[@Kneedragon1962]

Thank God for Scotland! As an Australian, I can't tell you how much better I feel knowing there's a Scotland.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@Kneedragon1962 Aww. That's how we Kiwi feel about Australia (mostly 😁)

[@missg.5940]

Canadian too!

[@competitionglen]

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Scotland Nz and Canada. We will always have the English and Americans for our dregs.

[@vjc2270]

With you, mate! 👍

[@grahamsneddon9196]

As a Scottish emigrant in NZ, yir aw a bunch i c*nts, (in a good way obviously), and Thanks

[@bosvigos9165]

Laughed out loud for the first time in ages. Rod Stewart...! 😂Thank you! Brilliant, thank you Scotland!🤣

[@carlycharlesworth1497]

My brother-in-law was Scottish and he looked exactly like Robin Williams with a beard. He was one of the funniest, most charismatic men I've ever known. That man knew how to be really alive with every fibre of his being. 5 rs ago, he died, and even as he lay dying, he was making those around him smile. He was a cool brother in-law, and we all miss his larger than life personality. RIP brother.

[@vjc2270]

Ok, the “spooky midget” on the bus just made me laugh so hard that I had to pause the video and run to the toilet before my bladder spontaneously emptied itself. True story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@connieh9581]

Me too. 😂

[@janetheard4357]

Thank you so much. First time laughing aloud in a week. I’m American and our recent election has been devastating for many of us. I think I’ll take a Scottish perspective for the next 4 years ❤❤

[@daftgowk1]

Lol, we are fighting the same fight against the fascists in England, Tory sheep. Best of luck to you.

[@janetheard4357]

@ thank you, I know other countries have similar issues, France and South Africa. Hopefully things will swing in the other direction soon

[@Thecarman1994]

Grow up. You live in a Democracy. The other half of your population voted for the other side. That's all.

[@Ayeskint]

The wee dug squinting at the list in the chippy!🐶😆😆😆

[@DivoGo]

The drinking one I totally agree with and I am an American! With Scotland in the mix it’s a no brainer!🤣

[@ChristophersMum]

Aye...I was married in the Isle of Skye...the celebrations lasted a week ...great fun was had by the whole village

[@kellysong2256]

Men probably won't understand what a big deal it is for that girl to finish the whole lip gloss tin without losing it 😂 Other women can sure relate! I think I've only "finished" the lip gloss 2 or 3 times in my whole life, while having bought hundreds of them

[@margaretknight2207]

Scotland, the only place in the world where the words "has the bin man been man" is a genuine question!

[@ianmatthews3041]

Just found this! The 'Will there be a Buffet' had Me in tears!

[@aliciarobertson4979]

Agado, eh?? 😅 Had to chuckle … not so much at the song (which was popular in the 80s and is definitely annoying when repeated) but that it was bluetoothed into the noisy neighbours and they couldn’t turn it off!! What a sweet revenge, eh?! 😂👍🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@r.awilliams9815]

OK, the Loch Ness monster thing is evil. Funny as hell, but evil.

[@dragoncubes1074]

I love the mental image that conjured.

[@charmaynebruce2534]

​@@dragoncubes1074 I agree; cannot stop chortling 😅

[@Sabraque]

Lol the man putting a tenners worth of petrol at pump 3 and just about getting to pump 4.😂

[@kellysong2256]

I was married to a postman (or "mailman" since I'm in America), and you wouldn't believe the stories and drama he came home from the post office with each day! 😮

[@rainydaylady6596]

I think I would believe him. My cousin who was a postman (lady) was chased off by a turkey once. 😃🖖❤️

[@kellysong2256]

@@rainydaylady6596 That's hilarious 😂

[@barbarasmith7432]

@@rainydaylady6596 I was cornered by a turkey in my cousin's back yard once. I screamed for 20 minutes before I got rescued.

[@charmaynebruce2534]

​@@barbarasmith7432😂😂😂

[@NatalieMcCabe-wh6ni]

My papa was a posti, ma gran a nurse in Glasgow royal, ma mum is a pharmacist & ma Da was a Glasgow cop.... our xmas table was kept HIGHLY ammused 😅

[@annetownsend5888]

I’d definitely watch Chubb Island. 😊

[@SNUSNU-lz7dh]

Me too , nothing like watching a fight over the last slice of pizza

[@angelacameron4086]

These were brilliant, my personal favourites was Sons of North Lanarky though, now that's clever

[@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick]

'ye goin for a shite hen? That's the best abs workout I've had in days.

[@krashd]

That is peak Scottish patter! Sittin' at the bar in a Dundee pub when a lad trying to carry six pints trips and smashes them, without hesitation the lad next to me looks doon at the mess then up at the guy and says "Changed yer mind, aye?"

[@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick]

@@krashd 🤣 Wasting six pints is likely to make one unpopular.

[@williamdowden4494]

The handle. Definitely the handle.

[@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick]

YES! I was going to make that exact comment.

[@timranachan3224]

Aye, but Grealish?​@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick

[@jodiepalmer2404]

Ohhh, I agree that Rod Stewart has never looked better.

[@steverapley3104]

Charlie Mullins pound shop rod stewart

[@mariGentle]

I LOVE people..... especially funny ones, thanks for puttin this up 😂

[@teejay5627]

Can't believe the guy without the Spoons app can't just get up and walk to the bar. But perhaps I am just terribly old fashioned....😂

[@michaelpilgrim2599]

Oof.... That's 'wandering' dog mate. Dogs only 'wonder' when their next feed is.

[@christinewild5935]

Loch Ness really funny he’s got a car and he’ll be here in 20 minutes. Poor kid,

[@teejay5627]

"Eats wee boys" I loved that one.

[@ScottishDeeSideEye]

"Eats wee boys" 😂😂❤

[@andy9xyz]

Very first meme, if that guy's Scottish his wife should gasp and scream, "You're sitting on the wrong side of the car!"

[@thefamilymans2545]

It has taken 12 yrs of perfect driving for my wife to stop using the invisible brake on the passenger side.

[@davedixon2068]

Guy with the cheese up a mountain, next time make sure you have strawberry jam to go with it, did a night shift and all there was to eat at 3 in the morning was a block of cheddar and some strawberry jam, best break meal ever!!!

[@jeanettew.fenton6954]

Aye strawberry jam and cheese on a sarnie is fab 👍👍👍

[@libbymcglynn5]

On Toast!

[@kellysong2256]

I totally agree with the cheese thing! Oh, the possibilities! 😋🤤

[@missharry5727]

Cheese has infinite possibilities. I'm definitely up for raising its profile. Knocks all other sources of protein clean out of the window.

[@raindancer6111]

My husband always says that things with cheese look and smell so good, shame he's allergic to it.

[@SNUSNU-lz7dh]

The wee Dog wants a Cod & Chips and some mushy peas 😂

[@cdogensis6392]

Haddock up here.

[@lorraineforster8164]

Good humour and social observation. Made my day😂

[@gennypippr3380]

😂😂 I love the Scots sense of humor, but I don't always understand what they're saying 😂😂❤❤

[@intelligenceissexy3733]

Although the Scots may possess a sense of humor, their spelling and grammar skills leave much to be desired.🤦‍♂️

[@sirderam1]

I'm the same - and I'm Scottish!

[@lwhelp576]

Maybe they don't want you to understand

[@Kayenne54]

You'd be amazed how many people in Great Britain don't either. The accent becomes unintelligible when you add alcohol. Lots of it. Within half an hour of sitting down.

[@missingutah]

I'm in the States. I love watching the Hoof GP ! I can understand him.. except when he's been somewhere like Glasgow with his mates and had a wee bit to drink! Then all bets are off! Can't understand a thing he says 😅😅

[@heatherhoole8084]

😂 much needed hilarity, brilliant. Thank you.

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

Just don't ever ask a Scot to install a purple burglar alarm for you.

[@connieh9581]

😂❤

[@missingutah]

Ok. I'll bite. I'm American. What's that?

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

@@missingutah You'll need to ask a true Scotsman to speak the words to understand what I mean. 🙂

[@missingutah]

@@v1e1r1g1e1 , dude! Where am I gonna find a true Scotsman in the suburbs of Chicago? Guess I'll just have to come visit 😊😊😊

[@connieh9581]

@@missingutah There’s videos of Scott’s trying to say that word combination and they just can’t do it.

[@rogerbarton1790]

If you have to walk 29 miles each day to get water then the well is 14.5 miles away, so if you move 30 miles to get nearer the well you're 15.5 miles away in the opposite direction, so you'll have to walk 31 miles each day.

[@evelynfakira5612]

You are the kind of person who I could never get on with , hahaha, too clever

[@docbob3030]

As an Australian, appreciate our brothers in Scotland 👏😜

[@philiptownsend4026]

Rod Stewart really cracked me up 😂

[@JohnJones-wg2od]

When Jackie Steward was no longer on the tele, saying "eets a greet dee fuh auto reecin' a greet dee" the world was DONE!

[@janpower1104]

These were funny, but some went over my head, not being from that part of the world.

[@rattywoof5259]

Now you know how 96% of the world's population feel when Americans assume we know everything about their 'culture'.

[@jjharson7344]

Brilliant and funny.

[@Thanxforyourwords]

Oh crap 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'm not Scottish and just made the horrible mistake of looking up Agadoo!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!! 😫 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@haroldwilkes598]

I resisted the challenge...it hurts...sooo bad...but I won't...at least unless I'm still awake at 3:00 AM...then maybe.

[@Thanxforyourwords]

@@haroldwilkes598 NOOOOOO!!! Don't listen at all!!! It's worse than the Baby Shark epidemic!!!!! Please don't!!!!! 😂

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Yeah. Of course, the moment l saw your comment, l went off to google it. Now, l'm really concerned that it didn't bother me. Have made a Drs appt for tomorrow cos, clearly l'm not well. 😅

[@Thanxforyourwords]

@@nikiTricoteuse oh, I'm sorry!!!! Good Luck and maybe you'll be my roommate!! 😂😂

[@kittyelf1485]

Oh come on, that was cute. And nothing is as bad as Baby Shark!

[@imlistening1137]

Wow… English is a whole other language in Scotland!

[@Disc023-ps6le]

Eh? 🤔

[@teresacarey3269]

My husband puts $10 in his truck to get to work and back. To be fair, 'work' is two blocks away . . . and it's a gas station.

[@bobpert4030]

Without a word of a lie a mate of mine turned up to pick up his date for the night. His date's ma' shouts doon tae him (in a Fifer accent) "She'll be doon in a meenit, she's shite-in'"

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

For the person complaining about a “terrible” winter should give northern Canada a try. We know how to have real winters … 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

[@onotad]

My sympathies from Icefjord Iceland, I know how it can be.

[@cdogensis6392]

Aye, but you know yours are going to be cold, snowy and frosty. Ours are constant 40mph winds and rain or sleet. You at least get to play in snow. The worst thing you can hear from a weatherman - and you hear it a lot - is, "but at least it's going to be mild..."

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

@ I was in Glasgow for a month in late November/early December. I’ll take my Canadian winter any day! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

[@NickHunter]

@@cdogensis6392 aye we just get muddy slush

[@rattywoof5259]

2:45 - oh, that's cruel! But very funny.

[@haroldwilkes598]

3:54 Now (at 81) that I quit drinking, the odds are a lot better...

[@cat3crazy]

Since my ex passed away a few years ago, Scotland has a greater chance.

[@paulzx10]

Christ! Nearly eleven pounds for a lal tin of WD40, should've went Poundland for a lal spray tin of 3in1 oil.

[@daviddewey2107]

There's a whole bunch of these. I have no idea what they're even saying. People from england I understand, this is a very foreign language.

[@keithgriffiths9864]

My favourite was chip shop dog 🐶 ❤

[@RobertHair-j3z]

I'm reading these in a Scottish accent.

[@RachelCooper-hg8rl]

Jaded American here. I love the British! Please, deliver me from "Mordor"!!!

[@MrSpleenboy]

Taggart's off the air now, so you're probably safe... 😀

[@saorsa5]

Scottish never British ya clown

[@onotad]

Laughing out loud at the jokes I understand :)

[@Elizabeth-vw1vb]

That was hilarious!!!😂😂😂

[@julieaskingforafriend]

Must be my Scots ancestry but I understood every word and laughed myself to a stomach ache!😂😂😂

[@notsure1198]

Hysterical. The one about 68M Brit’s out drinking 330 Americans tho, mate… you forgot about the state of WIsconsin. ✅ done.

[@dansihvonen8218]

Won't argue. About every other posted police body cam video is from La Crosse, Wisconsin.

[@dunkirk1581]

Mate we even have pyramids on the M8 at Bathgate.

[@Disc023-ps6le]

That's for the sheep thing ( billy Connolly joke ) 🤫

[@TheBurr75]

The dog yin

[@LyraDavis]

13:22 how fucking much did he pay? £10?? Did the buggy come with it?

[@jeanettew.fenton6954]

😂😂 everyones a gem🤘🤘🤘

[@kayhowarth7219]

We people in North East England say fillmore instead of film. It's r3al...or should that be reel?

[@SoooWhatttt]

4:19 This is really funny.

[@RookwingsKirk]

4:32 It'd be difficult to get a rolls up there...

[@ZZZzzzap12]

1:28 She's called Judith Ralston. And she'sa well worth looking up.

[@kevinshanahan6064]

The first picture is Charlie Mullins the Pimlico Plumber guy that lives abroad then tells us how we should run the UK.

[@charmaynebruce2534]

2:19 That's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@verali164]

Brilliant

[@halfkinrainbolt7041]

I cant understand a lot of these, needs interpretation for my sorry ass.

[@airspeedmph]

I'm like, ah ha ha ha...what?

[@carlgrainger2669]

😂😂👍🏻

[@Disc023-ps6le]

Best jokes, humour, sarcasm, insults , threats, whisky and lastly an accent that can remove a birds knickers without physical contact. 😮 Dont forget we invented the telephone, the tv , steam engines, parrafin heaters... Thnink thats about it . 🤪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👋🏻 P.S i draw the line at fried mars bars though 🤮

[@drbloomer6380]

That’s not Rod Stewart. That’s Charlie Mullins of Pimlico Plumbers fame.

[@jerometaperman7102]

I wander if that black lab found its way home.

[@charliejb1747]

2:07 Brilliance! 😅

[@mospeada1152]

5:35 - Totally agree.

[@Dingo-aroo]

😂 yep

[@Kayenne54]

1:15 Why didn't it completely shrivel up and turn into an unidentified fragmented object? (UFO)

[@charmaynebruce2534]

3:23 ❤

[@OnlyTheEd]

What is a "hob"? In the US, I don't think we have one. (Edit: Never mind, I looked it up...we have stoves here, in the US.)

[@ScubbyDooks72]

Didn't get the "cut yer own grass" one at 8:12. Anyone care to explain it?

[@TheSudds01]

Some numpty has cut the bottom of the picture off. The grass has only been cut as far as the sign.

[@krashd]

Yeah, the picture has been badly cropped, in the original the grass is long on the English side of the border and freshly mown on the Scottish side.

[@MamaJArk]

I can’t read fast enough 😫

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@MamaJArk Turn the sound off, then, go into settings (the wee gear icon top right, in case you don't know) and set the speed to .75 or .50. It will default back to normal speed next video.

[@MamaJArk]

@@nikiTricoteusethank you! It never occurred to me there might be an adjustment 🤭

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@MamaJArkYou're welcome. My pleasure. 😊

[@lindavies9948]

Or just press pause? (The two vertical lines on the left) Pause, read, arrow, repeat.

[@jaypee525]

Down vote for stupid unnecessary music.

[@carolroberts4614]

Turn the sound off?

[@Disc023-ps6le]

Fee fi fo fum etc... 🤣

[@eddyblackmore4188]

8:11 pro tip, visual jokes work best when you don't crop out the punchline, ya wee barmpot.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

As a kiwi l'm pretty stoked l got the joke in these. Except 9:15. What do they mean?

[@nicolad8822]

Half 4, so after the end of the school day, yeah a bit lame.

[@paulkennedy8701]

I understood that one. Could you explain 8:12 then please.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

​@@paulkennedy8701 At first l thought someone was having a laugh with the Gaelic but it really does say "welcome to Scotland" then, l realised that at the bottom right corner you can just see unmown grass. 😊

[@nikiTricoteuse]

​@@nicolad8822Thank you. School ends late there! Depending on the school, here it's 3.00, 3,30 or 3.45. 😊

[@paulkennedy8701]

@@nikiTricoteuse Ah. Thank you. (The English grass looks nicer.)

[@Thanxforyourwords]

What's a hob?!

[@youredumb7938]

The burner on a stove top.

[@Thanxforyourwords]

@@youredumb7938 thanks! Mines front left!! 😂

[@nikiTricoteuse]

​@@Thanxforyourwords Same. Same. Sadly, mine's a gas hob and l've used it so much, that the piezzo ignition has stopped working so l have to manually light it. Still my favourite though.

[@suzannehaigh4281]

I knew I was not normal, mine is front right. Ah well.

[@Thanxforyourwords]

@@nikiTricoteuse oh, I miss my gas stove!! I think it cooks so much better!! I have a glass top. Being OCD, glass tops suck!!!! Always a crumb, always a smear... 😩

[@annoyingbstard9407]

All I learnt was modern men have the same sense of humour as women. Shame.

[@bobsmith6079]

If they can't understand each other well enough to differentiate "psychopath" from "cycle path" it might be time for the whole godforsaken country to give up the wee twee accent and just speak Mayfair like Sean Connery did because if worked for him.

[@C.Hughes-Lloyd]

There's always one. 🤦

[@michaelbenfield8950]

Not for me.

[@jcsinca3387]

Wow, these were really funny! So honest too!

[@jonathansimon6433]

Scottish sure do have a good sense of humour, they actually think they could survive without the united kingdom.

[@suerasbridge8494]

Love that 😂

[@krashd]

Being hate filled will only lose you opportunities in life, be better.

[@jonathansimon6433]

@krashd no hatred here my Scottish friend, only an idiot would call the truth, hate-speech.

[@jilljohnstone9632]

You seem fun

[@MickEll91]

And how Is the UK "surviving?" It is a one world government colony.

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

14:01 Never watched 'Love Island' 🤮but I'd totally watch Chub Island