Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast | The Curse - Scott The Woz

[@LinearAztec]

I just realized, the last Christmas special ended with “I’ll get to [barrel blast] later.” This certainly later, but he got to it!

[@JmKrokY]

Bruhh

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

The science just wasn’t there until now

[@ashernotheis76]

I love this continuity!

[@somerandomontheweb]

"I'll get to [Barrel Blast] next year"

[@ap0ll0_xxi]

…i swear to god 😭☠️

[@jewelianperez7038]

Fun fact: Scott said “Donkey Kong” a total of Donkey Kong times. The number was so high, a new number has been created.

[@Hdtk2024]

To be fair, "Donkey Kong" is a fun word to say.

[@JudgeTyBurns]

One Donkillion

[@anonymous7024]

Donkey Kong to the power of Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong to the power of Donkey Kong

[@derekg5006]

The Kong Plex

[@chetapace79]

Does it come after the number Sex?

[@himanchywatchesvideos7826]

I never realized four months felt so long, it’s like a third of a year has gone by with no Scott

[@name_here0]

It was three months!!! I thought it was five years without Scott it’s a long weeeks

[@yphonichs]

I think 3 months is a quarter of a year

[@LinearAztec]

Ah yes, three months since it was two months since he uploaded

[@unstableturtleduck]

@@yphonichs I think that's the joke

[@coffeebug]

my woz has certainly been scotted

[@niktri8312]

Holy shit, it just hit me. Scott's dad knows so much about Barrel Blast because he had to have played Barrel Blast to have sex.

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

Holy shit

[@jameslawrenson1208]

You're right!

[@fergs1561]

Scott’s dad had sex?

[@ciphergacha9100]

Wow

[@thomario8639]

_So this is the story of how Scott Wozniak was born._

[@ChaoticMeatballTV]

I cannot believe how long it took for a dedicated video on Donkey Kong Barrel Blast to be made. We're all in the best timeline now.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

Finally, we can fix EVERYTHING NOW!

[@orphy640]

I love Scott and I think a topic like donkey long barrel blast is too much for a normal being but for scott, he'd make a masterpiece, like this.

[@hokage1997]

still cant believe verified users get instant top comment slot even tho they have less likes than the comment below them

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@hokage1997 its because youtube automatically promotes them for some reason

[@hokage1997]

@@-FutureTaken- probs to bring in more viewers or comments. Who knows

[@Patterrz]

I will always respect the DK Bongos, ever since I watched someone beat Dark Souls with them

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

Hey

[@C___________]

UCpjKP4N1VaRwmqya8IdeSGA ...

[@noti7510]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won't

[@guiteshima]

E... Excuse me?

[@yourmomreacts3734]

Hey it’s you

[@Linventor]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it." That is a _raw_ line

[@camrencarpenter8085]

Stamp?

[@jr2904]

@@camrencarpenter8085 don't go chasing waterfalls

[@Linventor]

@@camrencarpenter8085 1:34

[@decidueyesrandm5526]

I found mine And won't let it leave me

[@theunderpaidSCPdude]

Holy shit I scrolled to this the SECOND he said it.

[@KayJayYT123]

I love how at 16:44 the door gets absolutely destroyed but it magically fixes itself seconds later

[@SMF64]

IMPRACTICAL

[@nathanschwartz6693]

The door wasn’t locked.

[@totallyhumanproductions1349]

Crazy Diamond

[@TallTrees420]

A wizard did it.

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

When it's Rex, he can choose whatever he breaks to be 100% real, or a prop.

[@TheMaskedChris]

Thank you Scott, you've finally saved the world from the wrath of Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.

[@kaelisprime9087]

Sometimes I wonder if society is even ready for a sequel.

[@Jac-Man]

@@kaelisprime9087 Then the curse would be reborn, and there wouldn’t be any virgins left to save the day

[@SubconsciousDeviant]

@@Jac-Man Except for one

[@CirnouliK]

Oh damn, good to see you here Chris! Glad to see you're a fan of Scott too.

[@FatherJosephofMomma]

Thanks to Scott my virginity can feel safe from the terror that is Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.

[@Cyranek]

plato's allegory of the barrel blast

[@studf4172]

s t u d f

[@brayonyx14]

@@studf4172 s t u d f

[@MFG1243]

Out of all the endings to a Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast reviews, I did not expect a genuine speech on why virginity is okay. I love this channel.

[@SkyKidShyKid]

Or just overall accepting others for who they are and being comfortable with yourself. Like it just doesn't apply to virginity, that's what makes the speech so great.

[@grunkleg.2934]

A speech on why it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or a sex fiend (provided there's no harm occurring), in a video about Donkey Kong emphasis on 'Fucking' Barrel Blast, that isn't even ham-fisted? How does he do it?

[@growthmindset848]

wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@psiah9889]

Scott said asexual rights!

[@SkyKidShyKid]

@@psiah9889 HELL YEAH!

[@RamenParadoxum]

I just realized that at 30:40 when Rex is speaking about Genghis Khan, his mouth is edited over with another Rex mouth. Can't wait to see the bloopers/behind-the-scenes of this one lol

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

I had wondered how he managed to speak so loud while barely moving his mouth, and now that you've pointed it out, I can't unsee the greenscreen.

[@sparkedlemur1065]

Dude nice find

[@Just.Kidding]

During the segment where they say: "Mark him with this so I can always tell which one of us is a fucking creep" "What does the "A" stand for?" "You're "A" fucking creep!" The clip of Rex saying "fucking creep" is exactly the same both times, the second time is just edited over different footage of the other two.

[@rightyloosey8554]

​@@Just.KiddingYeah, but that's not the clip he's talking about.

[@reversalmushroom]

Yeah, why did they do that?

[@Vailskibum]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@boopsdoops]

scott blasts back into our life, thank god

[@TheOneDerp]

When do we not need him most? Can we stop not needing him most? We must keep Scott at all times

[@jordenshoats8245]

Ah yes

[@AlexDown1]

One of the most classic KZbin comments there is

[@fortnotegamer6449]

Wise words

[@general_pigface7203]

This is pretty subtle, but at 37:37 you can hear Breakout, the music used in his old outro, and then it transitions into his new outro music, which he named "Break In" (the name is written in the description)

[@Lahrcan]

I don't think a hype as fuck rock remix of Breakout that crashes head first into a dope ass mix of Break In counts as "subtle"

[@general_pigface7203]

@@Lahrcan I meant the way it transitions

[@vincentjonesvr]

"subtle".

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@kinguno7269]

scott the woz lore

[@hoenniangod]

I’ve never felt such joy hearing the words “Hey all Scott Here” ever again

[@midling6321]

Or is it hey yall

[@JmKrokY]

Same

[@hoenniangod]

@@midling6321 it’s hey all

[@solgaleo3533]

Flygon

[@thebigbrain2494]

i literally gasped when i got the notification that he uploaded

[@zmatt25]

Gotta appreciate the details in the song at the end, when at 37:43 the original outro music smoothly turns into the new outro for the channel, as if establishing a new chapter/season of ScottTheWoz

[@trapsack]

this.

[@iKiwed]

The transition from breakout to break in in the rock themed music is fantastic. Like a good way to end and start a new chapter

[@Dairunt1]

And the song is named "Break In". Fantastic.

[@OrificeHorus]

As someone who's recently gotten into Scott in the past couple of years, I can totally understand why people are sad Breakout isn't the outro anymore. But it does have this Mega Man vibe to it that I do adore.

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah nah its straight up so much worse, but this Scott the Woz Video had the most killer jokes in a while making me so complacent I wont bother bringing this up for at the very least 6 more months.

[@bigguy3021]

@@aturchomicz821 I'm sure he had no desire to change it, but with Scott the Woz airing on TV, he had to change it because Breakout isn't his song.

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

@@bigguy3021 confused, he still uses Nintendo music throughout the video so why not keep the old song

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@BrandMath-ns5yc Maybe he just wanted a theme that was all his own and not just one from a video game associated with his channel. I hope he does a video on 3D Dot Game Heroes and uses Breakout one more time as his outro.

[@Jay_Rodimus]

Honestly the song being called "break in" makes up for it entirely 🤣

[@benkoferenc3365]

I have no Wii console, nor a copy of DK: Barrel Blast. None of my friends do. Yet I still have a son. The game is THAT powerful.

[@cringebutbetter2000]

Dood…

[@Lilbeef1]

How do you know the mom didn’t play barrel blast🤨

[@benkoferenc3365]

@@Lilbeef1 Holy sh*t... That means... I wasn't strong enough...

[@bingchilling3914]

I'm sorry for the loss of your Virginity.

[@benkoferenc3365]

@@bingchilling3914 Thank you. At least Scott made me realize my true calling: I must save others from suffering the same terrible fate! I can only hope that my wife and my mother are safe.

[@Cr1ticA]

Let's give Scotts dad a round of applause. Where would Scott be without him?

[@thatcherpatchstopmotion7711]

Prison or dead

[@TahirTheProfessionalYapper]

non-existent.

[@elijahseymour9271]

​@@TahirTheProfessionalYapperthat is a fair point

[@crazycoot647]

Still on his nuts

[@pablosolermontano3872]

​@@elijahseymour9271 i agree

[@E3kHatena]

“Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong’s Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong ass” might be the most bewilderingly clever quip in a video game review.

[@somefreshbread]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[@spooderman6312]

Will will smith smith will smith Will smith will smith will smith

[@punishederic4761]

"It was either this or misanthropy" This whole episode is about a hatred and distaste for humanity, excellent theming Scott

[@KittyKatty999]

But when SCOTT does it, it's good shit. XD

[@Dorian_Scott]

Never have I felt so happy to hear Scott utter the words "Hey all, Scott here!" after such a long time. It's great to see you again, Scott. I hope that your break from making videos was a fantastic one.

[@wooperman6960]

Same!!!

[@growthmindset848]

wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@jonathanhoush2384]

For some reason, my local library had a copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. I remember an unpleasant afternoon where I spent three hours next to a younger boy who was playing them the entire time. He wouldn't wear headphones, either. On that day, video games went from "okay" in my young mind to "the worst thing", and it took years for me to even vaguely respect them again.

[@Cam_Can_Play]

I can’t believe that Donkey Kong Jungle Beat ruined your perception of video games for literal years.

[@ZorrotheArtist]

What the fuck, are you Dr. Doofenshmirtz or something? That’s some “Back when I was a young boy living in Gimmleshtump” kinda shit.

[@adopted996]

@@Cam_Can_Play I mean my music teacher ruined my fondness of music based games for 5 years so it's not as crazy as you think

[@Icetea-2000]

@@adopted996 You played music based games in music class?

[@adopted996]

@@Icetea-2000 it was like 2nd grade lol

[@PringusMcDingus]

Oh, there he is

[@gamekid2310]

Hi funny man

[@S0ME_GUY]

you

[@LaRavachole]

29:30

[@kirin1230]

Ohh hey it's you

[@jhunt7235]

​@@LaRavacholeOkay that was clever

[@Vailskibum]

#3 on trending, the world has been waiting for The Return of The King

[@archiestar0]

Fr

[@Weird_One_]

It is #2 on trending now

[@thatguywithacontroller7909]

Hey man I love your vids

[@PorkchopGMX]

@@spamtongspamton3422 back to #3

[@Reeseatthekeyboardlolnomore0w0]

My respect for an already respected valskibum ☺️✅✅✅✅✅

[@masterlasheron]

It was such a great moment to see Scott saying goodbye to his old outro theme and embrace a new era for him Welcome back, you absolute virgin legend

[@nameynamename3758]

wait the old one is gone?

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah

[@JmKrokY]

Rip

[@stardustguy]

wtff el masterlasheron

[@TyTeaStrings]

It’s at 37:38

[@alexpine8295]

Scott the Woz has some of the best morals at the end of each story, and also the most dramatic final battles. I love this channel so much.

[@MarioMastr]

And the funniest end quips

[@Robynbanks396]

*epic battle* i did it.

[@KOLANI]

I'm just now realizing how the song during the montage at the end is sort of a goodbye to "Breakout", the usual outro theme, since it incorporates it's melody, before triumphantly turning into the theme song for Scott the Woz on G4, "Break In". Truly beautiful, not gonna lie, makes my heart heavy. It's bitter sweet.

[@KOLANI]

@GameControllers Same here man. I hope they upload the full thing soon!!!

[@nishweb]

​@@KOLANI hyper potions borderline forever

[@nishweb]

@GameControllers hyper potions borderline forever

[@KOLANI]

@@nishweb das not it at all

[@nishweb]

@@KOLANI it is

[@TimeBucks]

Glad to see you back

[@IamaPERSON]

Good to know, bot.

[@tamerlovesara]

We are happier to follow you

[@IamaPERSON]

@@tamerlovesara good thing it’s a bot

[@jitendrapatra4925]

Very very nice

[@msi_raja]

DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCKS OR I WILL REJECT YOUR SUBMISSION

[@gigastrike2]

Scott, I'm always amazed at how you manage to remain a virgin despite your distaste for JRPGs. Truly a man of principles.

[@weeb_dweeb]

Shoo! Get away from here bot! (talking about reply)

[@jermoose1527]

7:31 "The Pause That Frame Times" absolutely killed me. Love the detail Scott puts it!

[@ELSEBA152]

I swear at minute 30:41 his mouth looks like it was animated or something

[@jermoose1527]

@@ELSEBA152 ...not sure why you replied to my comment with that point, but you are absolutely correct, odd.

[@lukeskywalker987]

In his "Game Show Games" video I'm pretty sure the "Fishy Names" degree is made out to Scott "Will eventually get to the first MegaMan" Wozniak and that's one of my favorite Scott details.

[@spengler2258]

I’ll be honest, I’m really going to miss the old outro. I don’t mind the new one, and it’s cool that this time it’s actually an original composition, but the old one was so synonymous with Scott that it’ll be hard not to miss it.

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Wait he’s changing it? But part of the breakout theme was used in the mashup of Scott beating barrel blast so I don’t think it’s gone or at least he’s not stop using it.

[@lordz19]

I really hope it’s not gone.

[@denno2021]

Yeah, the old one went so hard I am gonna miss it.

[@maroonknight5252]

I really hope this isn't the beginning of fazing out Breakout. While I sort of understand using the original song made for the TV reruns, there's just something special about Breakout

[@startedtech]

He might've been advised to change it for any potential issues down the line since he obviously wouldn't own any of the rights to it.

[@georgeshabo307]

I’m just happy he’s back. You can tell there were some parts where he messed up dialogue and had to voice it over, but the storytelling is just as sublime as ever

[@psycho_mantis2114]

Yea he sounds off

[@CSPRING101]

I didn’t notice anything

[@blehhg2961]

yeah literally could see them edit the mouth over them, its hilarious in all honesty

[@jessehcreative]

What happened?

[@epicgamner1139]

@@psycho_mantis2114 psyco mantis?

[@Zachanator1213]

It's sad to see breakout no longer be the ending theme what break-in is still an amazing little song and breakout may be gone but it will never be forgotten for being the famous Scott the woz theme

[@ceptemzorpus]

3d dot game heros

[@galfinsp7216]

It’s like when the Henry stickman collection replaced game references with generic/among us audio.

[@vaper4327]

I think it had something to do with the fact that they couldn't use breakout in the tv show due to copyright infringement, since 3d dot game heroes owns the track.

[@BeesechurgerProductions]

@@vaper4327 Scott tried to get the rights to Breakout because he wanted universal branding across versions of the show, but when he failed to do so due to the owners never getting back to him, he opted to make the YT branding match the series branding. The composer Garrett Williamson says as much on the extended version of Break In on their channel.

[@ryansparago]

37:18 through the rest of the video is the evolution of Scott. This part is amazing.

[@NoticeAssemble]

Even the "Virgin points /12" is (probably) a reference to the virtual boy video, where he rates its games out of 12.

[@heyitzrare]

@@NoticeAssemble Actually, it's a callback to the Viral Games video ^^

[@emanuelfanelli9539]

There's literally no one else in the world who could make a video about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast so entertaining and epic. Scott truly is the ultimate virgin

[@Historicutuber]

HHahah

[@edwardarcherwrestling6295]

"You're not a fucking creep, you're a fucking friend" needs to be a gif asap

[@WolfieboyYT]

OMG YES IT DOES

[@calejenkins2657]

yes

[@mrbigrig171]

I made one of it but KZbin won’t let me post it for some reason.

[@notkimpine]

radiohead reference. i listened that song for 50 times and i'm super downed. on spotify in 2022. life was hell back then. but i'm a creep.

[@edwardarcherwrestling6295]

@@mrbigrig171 to the Reddit!!

[@jordanvance1657]

The whole rare situation with Nintendo is still mind-boggling to this day. How does a company just allow a major game studio who put a lot of hits out for only you for years get bought out. I just assumed the real business people at Nintendo were out on vacation during this time, and they left others in charge.

[@KanaIzumiya]

What a specific bot lol

[@dizzydrake4433]

@@KanaIzumiya It used to be impersonating Scott The Woz lol. Now it's impersonating someone else I guess

[@TheOneUntakenName]

It feels like Nintendo did not view Rare as being as valuable as it once was for valid and invalid reasons- they did lose their FPS people to Free Radical (See Perfect Dark Zero). When they forced Rare to make Dinosaur Planet into Starfox Adventures and kind of ruined it, the company kind of wanted to leave Nintendo's oversight and they didn't care enough to fight Microsoft for them (They had equal states in the company) Also it's never been hard confirmed but Microsoft probably misunderstood the Donkey Kong license and thought they were buying it with Rare. When that failed to materialize, they just kind of left the company to fester.

[@bluestar5812]

Envy. Rare was putting the most technically impressive games on Nintendo consoles since the NES. By N64 era they had made DK into a gaming juggernaut, something Nintendo didn't know how to do to this day.

[@raxadian]

Simply put Nintendo lost a lot of money with the Nintendo 64. Plus Japanese culture; is complicated.

[@PedrottViana]

"With great power comes great virginity" Beautiful

[@The1Tyman]

He's DEFINITELY Our universe equivalent of Spider-man

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

Words wizards all over the world live by

[@Mr-Moron]

As a gamer I can confirm I am super good at video games and have not felt the touch of a woman... ...dammit.

[@comedyreliefguy5112]

@@The1TymanScott the Woz is our Earth’s Spider-Man, and we don’t even know it yet…

[@DocDocGoose15]

Oh wow he is Peter Parker

[@tapu_cocoa]

THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@patrickk1855]

Hallelujah

[@Nameless10949]

W

[@sebastian2038]

2022 has now officially started

[@earthboundfan95]

*hey y’all, Scott here, and people are calling me king now so I guess I will review fling smash.*

[@aaronpride9581]

Damn y'all fast

[@LOSTnerd815]

I find myself constantly thinking, "What is The Woz gonna do next? He's done everything!" And yet, here we are.

[@howisthis8849]

he still didn't make a video on the L button

[@bruhthecommenter1664]

he has yet to a wii u video similar to his other videos of other nintendo consoles

[@Maybe1911_.]

Super Mario 64

[@Duelkitten]

Still needs to do a *newer* review on 3D dot game hero's *(he's done it before but it's very old).

[@ezekielpetters9124]

After Wii Music, Wii Play, and Wii Play Motion, he still has yet to make dedicated videos on the Wii Sports and Wii Fit games. I'd love to see that.

[@Pixelcraftian]

We found Scott, and what is he playing? Donkey Kong B*rrel Bl*st. Happy to see your big return! Hope your break was good :)

[@tcmine]

ok

[@Fishnuggets3000]

Damn

[@Pig3on471]

HELLO

[@coffeebug]

my woz is certainly scotted

[@flamebro13]

pog

[@LuxCarraway]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it" you killed me with that one

[@SuchNick]

Had a big stupid smile on my face throughout the completion montage, great to have you back Scott!

[@randommusicman8685]

37:30 he goes from breakout, to the new tune by saying "I'M A VIRGIN DAMNIT!". I WAS IN TEARS

[@sethashcrafttruemain]

By the way the new tune is in fact the TV intro from G4

[@GumSkyloard]

@@sethashcrafttruemain And it's apparently called "Break In"!

[@sethashcrafttruemain]

@@GumSkyloard yep

[@randommusicman8685]

@@GumSkyloard he knows the legacy that song left

[@randommusicman8685]

@@sethashcrafttruemain he left breakout in the most respectful way possible. In an epic medley

[@mishell128]

The one-second gag of Scott shaking Rex' hand from the wrong side at 17:34 has sent my sides into the fucking stratosphere

[@brandbusters183]

Yes

[@GamerGoingGrey]

I met the politician Bob Dole once back in '99. That's how he shaked my hand.

[@AsteroidBK]

his 1 second gags are the best, like at 15:57 where he bought 40 copies of Barrel Blast just for a small joke

[@razzvyberry4694]

@@AsteroidBK I think he just printed the cover of the game and put it on 40 other wii cases, it's pretty easy to do.

[@AsteroidBK]

@@razzvyberry4694 that doesn't seem like something he would do

[@Ratswithnointentions]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it" has no right to be so badass of a line in a video about DONKEY KONG.

[@animedication]

New end credit music?! Scott's moving up in the world! The production quality here was great. Can't wait to see where you go next.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

He's straying from the path! 😃

[@donniekitchen8806]

RIP Breakout We all knew you weren't long for this world, but you will be sorely missed

[@Lanausse]

Oh god nooooooooooooooooo not Breakout. RIP

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

“Every massive success leads to a sexual revolution” - Scott the Monopoly Woz (2022)

[@Afterburner215]

Scott "Do Not Pass Go" Woz

[@G-Ilan-M]

do you mean scott will eventually take a look at the first mega man wozniak

[@LiGht-Youtube-0309]

This is one of the best Scott branded continuity moments I have ever seen. It's so utterly amazing the amount of effort and nuance the upload of this video carries that it made me forget everything bad in my life. I don't f*cking care you didn't upload Switch: five years in because this... this is worth it. Please, for the love of Chibi-Robo keep up this level of quality of episodes and dedication for the Stupid Nintendo Games lineage. This overjoyed fan of your content would be very pleased and happy for you to take that decision, even though you probably already know you're gonna do it. I just wanted to make it clear. Thank you for Scott the Woz, Scott Wozniak.

[@zynet_eseled]

"Yep. And we're about to film our first sex tape." Jesus scott, you are a masterful comedy writer.

[@acriticnamedpanem1141]

I died when he said that lol.

[@SmuggyLeaf]

The message at the end, for whatever reason, really needs to be taught more. How many times have you seen people get extremely heated over someone else enjoying Fortnite, or just liking literally *any* game that's disliked by most people? As for myself, I've seen it far too often.

[@dasaiyantv8483]

I assumed it was about making fun of people for... not ever "having fun".

[@buranflakes]

Unironically a good message

[@funnycatenjoyer2758]

exactly instead of hating on people who play fortnite just hate on the bad seasons and blatent cash grab collabs in fortnite

[@shidonai9977]

Nah I think I'll continue sending death threats to people who like My Hero Academia

[@LORDBOB4EVER]

@@shidonai9977 oh boy did you not understand the message didn’t you

[@Eveliane]

For years I have defended this game, I’ve argued, fought, lost friends and family in defense of this game I loved so much. I just couldn’t understand how anyone could dislike this game, much less HATE it, and it cost me my house, my kids, my partner, and my job, and after watching this video I’ve realized I’ve never actually played Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast and was thinking of a completely different game and I don’t know which one.

[@dynomite9524]

This was a story to rival Shakespeare

[@soulsilvergamer5225]

​@@dynomite9524 it's ten times better, this dude should write a book

[@XBeastModeXEPIC]

Modern Shakespeare

[@Peztllence]

Shakespeare? Don't know him, I've only heard of ancient Evelyn Ryley

[@ryko1478]

Top 10 best plot-twists of anime

[@AzraqShinji]

Just realized this is a really good underlying message about the act of sex and how having it or not doesn’t define you as a person

[@masonasaro2118]

@@Snake3417not underlying or not the message? because it’s pretty in your face

[@thatoneXman]

All in a video about a game where a monkey straps a rocket to his back to become number 1.

[@aaronluna4779]

Love how Scott is top five in trending That’s how much the internet loves him

[@modernfriends1522]

"Society may have lost its virginity but I'm here to find it." Over here I'm saying that Scott is the litteral embodiment of virginity

[@vinnyandlin8510]

I had the virginity timeline all wrong. I thought virginity was a new and rising faction that is slowly taking over the world

[@DuskLegend]

Remember when that used to be a bad thing

[@doozy5184]

The day when Scott has sex, is the day when no one will not have sex.

[@fireboltchamploo7620]

When the world needed him most, he returned with a copy of Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast for the Nintendo Wii.

[@Daburubareru]

Scott is based

[@TerraHv1]

40 copies :p

[@AwesmFilms]

1:35-1:45 might be the best script writing in all of human history

[@printility9602]

Holy shit he did not make a speech at the end using barrel blast as a metaphor for prejudice towards sexual activity. I love it.

[@Sweetie.21]

Me too, as a sex-repulsed asexual person, that meant a lot to me.

[@Blazertazer]

Well, it seems he doesn't write his own speeches

[@BlueFire98]

I have been made fun of for being a virgin since middle school. That speech really helped me feel better and less ashamed

[@benjaminsettlemire7006]

I thought it was shaming the pokemon Fandom

[@jamieoconnell220]

spoilers 🗿

[@MasterHand4444]

Sad to hear Breakout gone but I think changing to a new original track was a great long term idea. Plus it’s actually a very catchy one which isn’t all too common for KZbinrs. Great work as usual Scott with another laugh out loud video.

[@internetguy7319]

It feels like Scott is gonna go all-in on making this an online TV Show

[@liamsamples]

Yeah, it’s sad but it had to happen since Scott is on G4 now.

[@Pixelcraftian]

Love that the new song is called “Break In” compared to breakout lmao

[@buttons551]

It starts as Breakout in the ending montage before transitioning into Break In.

[@KennyMcCormic0]

The old one was waaaay better!

[@tombcruisin]

My jaw hit the floor when you mentioned Tube Slider. It's one of those games you could only really get exposed to during the "parents grab something random from the bargain bin on the way home" era. Like F-Zero but entirely in tubes, with a very strong futuristic atmosphere. Definitely check out the OST for a taste of it.

[@Maybe1911_.]

Was- was it good?

[@tombcruisin]

@@Maybe1911_. The controls & physics are very unforgiving, and the speed doesn't pick up until 'Maximum' mode is unlocked. So it's only good if you really love racing games to begin with.

[@DONKEYKONG260]

@@tombcruisin sounds fun tbh

[@orangeslash1667]

@@tombcruisin Everything that Barrel Blast tries to do, Excitebots Trick Racing does much better.

[@stimkytheskunk3306]

20:12 I accidently paused right when he hit the table which made this gag 10x better! 😂

[@retrauk]

I love that Rex Moes is an anagram of "more sex" when the character has no sex. It's a nice detail.

[@pizzaburger21]

It's actually Rex Mohs.

[@babexbox7521]

seom xer?

[@babexbox7521]

nvm

[@lone_stick]

@@pizzaburger21 Mohr sex

[@SonicHaXD]

That was the most anime ending I've ever seen. Never stop the Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast references in your vids XD

[@Goldieczech]

Pooptopia 2 when

[@RHVGamer]

i guess you havent watched the anime games video

[@SomeGlasses]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@STICKOMEDIA]

@@RHVGamer that episode was gold

[@androidoficeandfire9667]

What about the final fight in Anime Games Scott VS Anna May

[@DariusdoesStuff]

May us all pay respects for the loss of Breakout-3D Dot Game Heroes in the end credits.... Was not expecting this many replies.

[@luke10198]

F

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Kinda nice that the new song is called “Break In”, though

[@MattTelevisionYT]

🫡

[@Matthew27567]

I think the new one will only play in some episodes like the ones he films with his friends

[@mguymario]

Could be so they can just send the videos in to G4 without any alterrasions

[@superslicer6]

29:31 I respect this man not for playing the game, but for having a virtual boy.

[@ChristopherMoom]

37:36 - 38:15 The real reason Scott took an extended break before uploading this video is because all of these insane events happened in real life; it's honestly really sick that Scott ended the real life Barrel Blast curse just for our entertainment Nah, but really, loved how over-the-top and ridiculous this video's premise was, and I was thoroughly entertained by the actual review itself, wonderful return from your break!

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Yes sir indeed

[@villager9874]

No scott said it himself he did it

[@jeeva3294]

You

[@FallenHero85]

Before you get 90 more comments saying this, it's always nice to see someone I used to rp with in youtube comments.

[@SirLightsOut99]

I love the fact that Scott's videos have so many and jokes and things of that nature that when he finally gets around to doing a video based on one of the games that's become a joke on the channel it feels like an event and not just another video.

[@CARDSSerus]

"And when the world needed him most, he returned" In all seriousness, I'm glad you took some time for yourself man.

[@tanjoy0205]

He has a life outside gaming ? JK

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah

[@justyumi4410]

Return of the King

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Tbh, at first I kinda of thought that Scott wouldn’t be making videos this year, since he hasn’t made in almost 4 months, but here we are now with a new video. He might be taking a while to make the 5 years in video for the Switch, but I’m also curious to see what other videos Scott might have this year!

[@davidbono6797]

exactly

[@jacquespaught]

I like the fact that Rex's reaction to the sight of Barrel Blast confirms that the game's virginity-repelling qualities aren't just Scott's own personal delusions, they're a well-known fact of life in the Wozverse. Yet it appears Fling Smash's self-lubrication is exclusive to Scott's own experiences, otherwise why would Kay Swiss have been caught off-guard by his Fling Smash stack being wet?

[@mirano15]

Scott is the only American I have ever heard that can pronounce Worcestershire correctly. I can't believe it took this long.

[@wolfiegames1572]

timestamp?

[@FYCY]

It's not that hard to pronounce it's just got a got a dumb name. Why don't they change it to meat juice.

[@gmoroder]

@@wolfiegames1572 27:45

[@mirano15]

@@FYCY Because its... not?

[@shotgun6X]

It took months for Scott to pronounce it correctly

[@sunthorn4782]

16:45 I love the joke how he breaks the door and the next scene you see it’s fine

[@driggs6445]

I cant believe it took a whole college semester and for my summer to start before Scott uploaded again. Happy to have you back man missed you bro!

[@MethGoldblum]

Holy crap, in the We Dare video Scott calls We Dare the second Wii game that will get you laid and he holds up Barrel Blast as the other. That video was over 2 years ago and here he is paying the joke off now!

[@oreo4093]

Actually it’s been in the works even longer. I’m like 99% sure that the first mention of the connection between dkbb and sex was in viral games which has its 4 year anniversary in September

[@usermcskull4713]

@@oreo4093 Crazy it's been that long, I remember watching that episode when it first came out just before going to school

[@kuliobataluma]

Scott got One Piece levels of foreshadowing lol 🙏

[@usermcskull4713]

@@kuliobataluma "Imagine if rhere was a big blue border around everything you played, things would definitely get riot inducing" was a throwaway joke in the first Game Compilations video lol

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

Still on trending two days later, the world could not live without Scott the Woz.

[@jahjoeka]

I could

[@modemcat98]

@@jahjoeka nobody asked, dalmain

[@placeholder2924]

The ending of this was somehow a less absurd sexual metaphor than Darling in the Franxx and I appreciate that. Trigger, hire this man.

[@sonictennyson2201]

Wait,Darling's ending was a metaphor?

[@xyhasanamazingalt9583]

metaphor? nah the two are just linked and one of the same

[@Jettingson]

I see the last completion montage bit as a passing of the torch. It starts off with breakout but then transitions to the new Scott the Woz intro theme to solidify it as the new main theme and leitmotif for Scott The Woz.

[@blrryface]

what happened with breakout tho?

[@blrryface]

what happened with breakout tho?

[@Jettingson]

​@@blrryface he had to change the song for his tv show and he decided to change his outro music to break in for KZbin as well to unify his brand, so to speak. Even though G4's long gone I guess he prefers the new song now.

[@blrryface]

@@Jettingson That's what i asked! Yeah, break in is sick and all, but i'll still miss the old breakout. Why did Scott change not only the TV Show's *outro*? Guess we'll never know! We do not get copyright claimed by Breakout on youtube, so why the change? Maybe he will continue to use Breakout's melody for some parts of the videos, tho, like in "Borderline Forever". Well, since it isn't owned by him, breakout will now be *my* classic outro music for videos then

[@MrTheDvok]

I can't believe I lived enough to see Scott win a battle to death against the very embodiment of SEX

[@kdelvalle4696]

8:35 has got to be one of your top 10 funniest lines of all time

[@caseys2698]

I was kinda shocked he said something that blunt, even with the bleep 😂 i love that line too

[@nintendaholic1]

It’s the best possible analogy he could have made for the rare situation

[@ELSEBA152]

I swear at minute 30:41 his mouth looks like it was animated or something

[@jeremiahhester6408]

@@ELSEBA152 Holy hell! What the hell?!

[@Iazibones]

The "you're A fucking creep" line was funnier

[@shmlorp7927]

This man is a legend. He used Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast as an allegory for sex positivity

[@Ystijger]

You're the true legend for still using this profile picture

[@chad9166]

that's cringe as fxck

[@The_Purple_Idiot]

W Pfp

[@TsukiStuffs]

its not an analogy

[@TSKyanite]

@@TsukiStuffs thats why he called it an allegory

[@Justaguy689]

Scott is such a brave KZbinr, i once said B*rrel Bl*st in public and got punched. You’re doing God’s work.

[@cretinhops95]

He went full AVGN in this video, I love it

[@underworld6103]

Right when we needed him the most, the MAN the myth The legend is back!

[@name_here0]

Yes

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Yse

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@JmKrokY]

seY

[@ConnerTheWaffle]

Donkey Scott and King K. Woz

[@derodainfamous]

Hi Connor!

[@smallguy73]

Thank you for this information, Conroy the French Toast.

[@DubsBrown]

Fun fact: Donkey Konga was Reggie’s most hated project. He thought it would diminish the brand but admitted being proved slightly wrong when he saw the sales. He personally tried to stop the project but was overruled.

[@hushroll]

@@Chad_Eldridge my source is that i made it the fuck up

[@BlueBroadcasting98]

It’s from a recent interview, I believe with X-play

[@DylanYoshi]

The sad part is that he was right. Donkey Konga felt very cheaply made, its tracklist was made up of pretty mediocre covers and it did not appeal at all to the existing Donkey Kong fanbase while also doing little to get people invested in Donkey Kong as a brand. This whole era of Nintendo focusing on the bongo gimmick for its DK games did little to nothing to make fans of the DKC games happy (if not outright angering them by replacing the characters in Jungle Beat), while also making Donkey Kong feel like a cheap gimmicky Mario spinoff to new players. Even in spite of Retro Studios making a pair of AMAZING DKC games, the attitude towards DK nowadays has nowhere near as much reverence as it did in the 90's, and it's not hard to see that the bongo games are the biggest reason why.

[@Ckoz2829]

@@DylanYoshi Donkey Kong could easily make a come back if Nintendo cared enough. Returns and Tropical Freeze are proof of that, but I dunno what Nintendo is doing over there. Probably starting work on the next Kirby or something.

[@braidena1633]

@@DylanYoshi the bongos entertained me for a solid afternoon then found something better to do. didnt realize they sold well enough to warrant like 4 sequels jfc

[@Alastair.]

This is genuinely the most beautiful ending i've ever seen I literally cried

[@Sarahbryson321]

You’re just poundlnd scot the woz, but women

[@beachgirl_bev]

As fun as the skit heavy episodes are, I'm really enjoying the tight pacing of this one! It has the energy of early Scott the Woz but the polish of the later stuff: the best of everything up to now.

[@toastedmatt9387]

See the thing I like about AVGN is that he focuses mainly on funny gameplay with an occasional skit here or there, and though I like Nostalgia Critic and find his skits funny, I feel like they tend to go on for too long/ take up too much time. Scott has really gotten the balance down, his pacing is great.

[@anneprocter]

I love the mashup of scott's two themes at the end and the break out style cover of his new one. I do hope this isn't the last we hear of breakout though, it's so iconic

[@airdoup7974]

Same

[@dekaidoku]

Next Anniversary or Mllestone Episode: 3D Dot Heroes featuring the Final Tribute to Breakout

[@deadpliss]

It's been months, but his voice and gags from last video still echoes in my mind as if it was yesterday... We missed you Scott!

[@JoshTheWoz]

36:46 missed opportunity to have a shot of rex swapping the same A behind his back implying that he still thinks Jeb is a creep 😂

[@Ikcatcher]

“In the beginning, everybody was a virgin.” You telling me we still aren’t virgins now?

[@autismreal4]

Yes but there are some who are not

[@stevenreyes4791]

No just you 😎😎😎

[@Elfilinfan]

@@autismreal4 yeah people like you and me

[@whotfisKy]

speak for yourself bucko 👀

[@Igneeka]

@@autismreal4 Now that's just gross to think about

[@rumncoke76]

Damn, I was just yesterday thinking of where Scott has gone, longing for his return, rewatching the Controllers video three times in a row. And by God we got him. Thanks, Scott!

[@Dontbeafraid2]

Same

[@tanjoy0205]

He’s back !

[@jaydenpanganoran284]

Same

[@ipapermc]

Same

[@ratkeep]

he posted about it on his twitter! he was working on a lot of projects at once and was restructuring his schedule!

[@snazzy]

RIP Gerald Ford

[@TheRealJoshie]

1913 to 2006

[@Schwuga]

I am so glad I waited a few months before watching this. My Grandpa died a few days ago, and I`ve been really down since then. But now i decided it would be the perfect time to watch some Scott since these Videos always make me smile. At about 37:20 when the speech hits its peak and the Barrel Blast Completion Montage started playing I almost started crying. A wonderful arrangement of stupidity and pure hype. This Montage gave me teary eyes and I am proud, dammit. The sadness of course is not over yet, but this Video really cheered me up. Thanks for everything Scott ! You are the best !

[@toolazyforadecentname8412]

It's almost as if they heard the "banging on the bottles like a chimpanzee" line from "Money for Nothing" and decided to make it into an entire racing game.

[@SlyHikari03]

Hehe. Good song btw. I love dire straits.

[@alejandroperaltabazas7882]

And just as the song says, that ain't workin'.

[@SlyHikari03]

@@alejandroperaltabazas7882 hehe

[@olizalzeortolan8322]

We gotta install microwave ovens !

[@saedt]

“Bring on it’s mr pants” “And 9 months later you were born” 😂😂😂😂 caught me off-guard

[@brettsbricknerdvana1971]

Scott, your writing in this episode is insanely intelligent and multilayered, I am really amazed by the complexity you managed to hide within a facade of adult humor, while still keeping the adult humor entertaining for the even broader audience. Things like that aren’t often appreciated

[@samuelbastias3752]

I appreciate your appreciation and share the sentiment. Keep up the superb content, Scott!

[@tommylee3036]

Wow I genuinely cannot believe the maturity of this channel and how solid this foundation is, I am watching someone master their craft

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