SCP-050 | To The Cleverest (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.
Today we will be studying Item SCP-050: To The Cleverest, Object class: Euclid.
SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book, approximately 1 foot tall. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words "To The Cleverest" in cursive script. When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner. However, SCP-050 also has a tendency to leave traps for its owner, so current holders should carefully check their offices upon returning.
Note: Authorisation has been granted to review Document 050: "The Great Researcher Prank War of '[REDACTED]"
Proceed to begin your training.
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Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind
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[@nightigal]

I love how the narrator sounds increasingly fed up with the researchers involved in the prank war as the video goes on.

[@saltymisfit6566]

He must be the new 05 assigned to the council and drew the short straw on archiving these events 😆

[@calamaty2007]

I like to think that this is a researcher from the more modern serious foundation thinking: "What the fuck was the foundation of old thinking?"

[@thrashandburn10221]

@@calamaty2007 frame established 🥇

[@thingsyouhavemissedoutonti8185]

😂😂😂😂

[@davidstuckey9289]

This thing was clearly getting on Dr Bright:s last nerve when it was impressed by the pie thing.

[@Zadanoire]

*Of fucking course it was doctor bright who started the prank war.*

[@Zadanoire]

@Dr Bright *well of it isn’t the legend himself. I’ll agree it was quite fun to hear about overall.*

[@obsidian9998]

Dr.Bright basically is Jim, so who would be Dwight? Ok it's Dr.Right.

[@battlesheep2552]

Dr Bright: loads chainsaw cannon with malicious intent

[@theboi4598]

"Bright in the name but not in the mind" - someone

[@valilucifer9356]

@@theboi4598 dr bright is to bright for his own good and so much of a prankster that 05 had to make a list a long ever growing list of things he is never to do

[@nguyenminhchau5110]

SCP-050: *_"Reject security, return some wrong keys."_*

[@nuclear_wizard]

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to edit case files for any primitive SCP or any object with the iconography of monkeys

[@beardpapa12]

I'm reminded of the golden apple thrown by Eris that caused Hera, Athena and Aphrodite to fight over it. The apple said "To the fairest."

[@jacobc8036]

Yeah! The golden apple of discord! I thought the same thing. If you replace trojan with prank you got the exact same thing!

[@tomasdavid7829]

Imagine one of the O5 tossing 5 cakes to dr. Bright face saying for f*** sake no more monkey wars and proceed to go back to anonymity of the O5 leading to O5 prank wars

[@tomasdavid7829]

@@slenderslayerex291 ok now this is an article I didn´t know I need but now I need it

[@letsatsi2616]

I didn't know I needed to see this 😂

[@ProdYoutube]

@@slenderslayerex291 that is so [DATA EXPUNGED] up considering the 05 council is immortal. Inwould like to think that 096 would just continue to tear away even when 05-[REDACTED] is nothing but pieces of flesh and bone

[@zewestwind8087]

@@ProdKZbin Now are they literally immortal? Or immortal to the point until enough physical damage is done to their organs?

[@ProdYoutube]

@@zewestwind8087 pretty sure they are like Immortal Immortal so they cant die. Maybe or maybe its just age related Immortality

[@Stuffman1861]

This entire thing is recorded better than most SCPs

[@scottsommer9843]

"The suicide of Lord Kickass" You ever trolled a virus so hard, it killed itself?

[@ItsDeebs]

The SCP-173 one was good. I like how one of them laughed and said how has nobody thought of this before.

[@gwydionrusso3206]

I would have put one right next to a d-class that had cleaned 173's enclosure the previous day to scare the ever loving poo out of them

[@anneexoskin2287]

Plot twist: it was 173 in the room, but didn’t wanna neck the guy as it felt that the prank was unfair

[@xxeruma]

As soon as I heard Dr. Bright I very loudly sighed.

[@WinterKitsune9915]

me too

[@WinterKitsune9915]

@Dr Bright what

[@WinterKitsune9915]

@Dr Bright it is your fault

[@xxeruma]

@Dr Bright pfft- sorry-

[@xenon8927]

hearing this man's cool voice say "lord kickass" without cracking up is making me lose it how many times do you think he had to re record that line because he broke down laughing

[@kyhoney]

At least 5 times

[@chadcuckproducer1037]

Unaffected by the suicide of /Lord Kickass/

[@mayamellissa]

makes you wish we could hear the outtake reel.

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

Lord kickass's death is one of the saddest events on the wiki

[@heliveruscalion9124]

rip 😔✊

[@GMEunpluged]

This is the kind of stuff that would make me want to be a researcher at the scp foundation if it were real

[@lotus_cz4508]

If it is real, we will never know anyway

[@seams4186]

@@lotus_cz4508 true lol

[@pladragon650]

I think this is my new fav SCP just for the sheer amount of effort put into the pranks.

[@sonicfangan5989]

Dr.[Redacted1]:I KNEW it was YOU! Dr.[Redacted2]:i donkt know what youre ... Talking about. Dr.[Redacted1]:I can SEE SCP-050 right there.

[@akramgimmini8165]

I think this is now 1 of my favorite SCPs XD

[@WinterKitsune9915]

yeah

[@chandlerbing4029]

Yes, its the most clever SCP as the name suggests, absolutely hilarious and brilliant xd

[@taranyoung8561]

Same

[@MegaEricPham]

I heard about this SCP before but I never heard the story log before and I died laughing when it went back to pies the most classic and unoriginal prank ever. I also expected a twist with those pies like laced with [insert non dangerous SCPs]

[@oksure9261]

I just imagine scp 732 blanking out for like 2 seconds then seeing every computer crash gif at once all the while screeching.

[@tekelupharsin4426]

I'm a big SCP fan, but have never heard of this SCP before. What the hell did I just watch? lol

[@TheDragonfriday]

There's literally thousands of scp I'm sure most people only made the most popular and most recognize one. Anyways happy more people doing different scp for once.

[@M1zuk0N3r0]

You've just watched a great masterpiece

[@tmseh]

Blame M. Nakayama.

[@corneliusfudge8044]

@@tmseh m night shyamalan

[@ematuskey]

@@tmseh Even godheads need a laugh now and then.

[@johnathanhodskins5820]

“Guys i think we broke it”

[@monsterbros1882]

i have never seen an scp file referencing so. god. damn. Many. SCPs

[@snowdaman12]

Hey if you have crazy artifacts and creatures that will help in a prank war. Why not lol

[@mariaj.bayarri8024]

@MonsterBros 1 * laughs in the 4 parts of the Ouroboros cycle, specially the way it ends*

[@localdingus6788]

I love this one its weirdly wholesome. No terrifying fates worse than 10000 deaths, no universe ending anomalies, no beasts that haunt the nightmares of humanity just a prank war over a monkey statue.

[@KpaxKenpachi]

"No more F@%kin pies ok!!" 😂😂😅 this is amazing 👏🏾

[@amyli7315]

Ah yes, SCP-050, that other type of annoying pet and war.

[@criticubestars6065]

The whole pie situation is probably scp 50 knowing full well this will cause some shenanigans :3

[@petrapedia]

My all-time favorite SCP. I'd love to do a dramatic reading of the Prank War log, with increasingly exasperated researchers.

[@shakeyourdeadlyvenomsac5937]

It's good to see Mojo Jojo has found a new purpose in life.

[@Cuved13]

Me: Okey lying about your own death is a very bad joke... SCP: *makes replica of paper mache os SCP-173* what?

[@ladymecha8718]

So this is where the list of, what Dr, Bright is not allowed to do...

[@vanessathomas7437]

I have this exact Monkey statue in my Guest Room....

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

*throws a pie in your face*

[@Jackstalkerfear]

"And thus began the great researcher prank war" The 05 council : "You people do realize we invest literal billions to keep hells gates closed here right?"

[@ntfoperative9432]

Hey it kept employee morale up, and no one got injured (as far as we know), so there's really no reason to stop it

[@pembrokelove]

Yay. A giant list of SCPs to look up. Of course Dr. Bright wins. Who would ever think they could beat him? Although now I super need access to the site and five pies.

[@firestorm165]

After collaboration with the engineering team to make a semi automatic pie launcher

[@GrifoStelle]

Dr Light won...

[@amberkat8147]

He beat a sentient computer virus with LOLCATS?! OMFG, this is great! And I was totally expecting that it would only end once one of the researchers accidentally killed another.

[@frostwolf2175]

"The first pie makes sense as working at an organization dealing with anomalies you don't usually expect pies flying at you. The rest, however, I theorize were the monkey itself playing a prank on Dr. Bright due to how much it infuriated him that the first pie worked." ~Dr. Sappho

[@Piledriver2006]

Ah, SCP-050. One of my favorites. I pretty sure someone died in these prank wars as evident of [Data Expunged]. Well done, sir!

[@ΑλεξανδρωσΑντονιου]

dr bright It's forbidden to throw pies at the rest of the staff of scp foundation Even if it's influenced by scp 050

[@thereaper9987]

It's for research (He tested if the pie thrown at a researcher despite its unoriginality, work as a viable and acceptable prank for the said Scp even though it always repeated several times which explains his irritation to the scenario performed)

[@Sorrel-Fox]

I knew absolutely nothing about SCPs but thanks to this channel I am now obsessed

[@lastofthe4horsemen279]

this is pure gold.

[@Thkaal]

I would think the cleverest researcher would be the one who did not want the monkey

[@Kazuma11290]

I love how this just spirals into madness. Touched by Sheogorath himself.

[@aaronwilder2775]

I just love how some of the pranks were just throwing more and more pies haha

[@kennycarter5682]

There needs to be a entire site dedicated to scp 050.. and everyone is tasked with pranking each other. No other SCPs in the building.

[@cosmiccrowspeedrun]

Love your content. One of my favorite scp KZbinrs

[@nguyenminhchau5110]

_personnel found apple seeds scattered everywhere and in every test subjects.._ Dr. Bright: *"KONDRAKIII..!!"* Dr. Kondraki: "Oh what..?"

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

Why does the cafeteria provide food that looks like an SCP?

[@Einwetok]

Pranks 13 and 14 must have been Epic to get expunged.

[@chriskraucunas8720]

That was absolutely hilarious! I love SCP's like this

[@jboydayz]

Why did you take down your containment breach vids? They were so cool and great!

[@debbiebost5139]

This is worse then the time dr bright accidentally spilled green gelatin onto a body he still owes O5-2 a new pair of khakis

[@redactedgamer1975]

Can we just take a moment and recognise that, despite the easiness of the trick, no-one used the pie prank after Bright slammed 4 in his face. There is honour, even among pranksters.

[@valilucifer9356]

Doctor Bright dominated the prank war

[@whysterrn7841]

Bright is just so done with his life, give the man a break

[@taranyoung8561]

I think this might just be the funniest scp, of all. This had me laughing so hard at 3 pies!😂🤣

[@akramgimmini8165]

*Dr. Bright likes this*

[@WinterKitsune9915]

yeah

[@whynot2442]

Dr.Light pranked the snot out of that SCP

[@alexpine8679]

I've been waiting for this scp.

[@jacobtanaka6398]

This makes me love Dr bright even more.

[@rizegreymon4084]

This is the best parody of the mythological catalyst of the Trojan War I've ever heard. I love the Golden apple of Discord is being a monkey statue and instead of the Greek goddesses fighting over the title on a golden apple, the scientists are fighting over the title on a monkey statue. Lol

[@rizegreymon4084]

Dang autocorrect. I meant "Discordia." Lol

[@Canoby]

This would make for a hilarious episode for a TV show, especially if SCP were ever to be licensed and adapted as one

[@darkfalcon7856]

This SCP is my (and my brothers' ) spirit animal.

[@suicune2001]

A bunch of scientists wanted to have a prank-off? Yeah, I could see that happening. XD

[@onehitkill5816]

Legend has it the pranks are still ongoing.

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

Researchers: doing Grade A prank war. D-Class: 😲✋🍿

[@user-zi8lg5qu1h]

The guy who just stole the statue really is the smartest.

[@katrionaverity9128]

The statue disagreed it seems

[@Baguette_Cat_The_Cat]

3:38 Ah, yes. Dr. English

[@topher_69eze34]

Ayo, WTF happen during and with redacted stuff that last prank war session, we got a sentient virus being a Victor, and then being beaten by what I can surmise as a meme or cognito-hazard.

[@troublefist]

All the productivity I've always lacked is in this channel

[@Seinari]

*causes a massive containment breach* It was just a prank dude

[@demoneon9527]

Bright is surprisingly serious about the pie thing

[@jaycethetree9711]

Something tells me dr. bright and scp-050 would be good friends.

[@pyrus0zero]

I want to work for Director Jones. Where can you find a director that will let you pull a full on prank war!?

[@Johnlocked.on_bakerst]

Prank wars never go fucking well. GODAMNIT BRIGHT

[@joaoantoniovione484]

the office's jello prank origins

[@stitch32145]

Another great video :) I've noticed that your live action videos are missing though - will they be coming back?

[@catgodkain2293]

One was posted on tuesday i think ...live action of spc 049 before the orientation vid yesterday

[@stitch32145]

@@catgodkain2293 Oh yeah I saw that, was very good. But all three of them seem to have been taken down from the channel

[@jewlbunny]

Wait... Did 050 cause the creation of one of the rules that Dr bright is always to abide by? Because of the words, "Let my laptop be the last victim."

[@mathieuleader8601]

the cleverest is quite a monkeys paw

[@pyrus0zero]

And this began the Great Prank War!

[@BriPod90]

This is my favorite SCP.

[@chasejohnson8326]

This is the best sour patch kid.

[@007kingifrit]

the last bit was a bit too much internet for me to comprehend

[@anneexoskin2287]

Dr bright: puts 173 replicas inside 682s chamber 682-puts it in the acid pool he resides in and the replica dissolves Scp 50 shown in 682s containment system room 682: I win [redacted]

[@letsatsi2616]

This may be the funniest scp video on history

[@shannongilligan930]

This is the greatest thing ever

[@Gamer-tz3zs]

Your very own office buddy!

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

Here's a way to contain this SCP and make sure it stays on site. Take it to the site where SCP-3092-A is held keep it there until SCP-3092-A pulls one of their pranks and vuala. 3092-A loves pulling pranks but doesn't like causing actual harm so it can't be any safer with it.

[@jk09345568]

Nice vid.

[@docmagnus6890]

A prank with scp-173? Bro, that's not a prank that's sheer evil

[@PancakeFlowers]

True true

[@petergant8767]

No more pies, switch to jelly doughnuts!

[@thesfnb.5786]

Actually made me lol. This might eb better than all dash js!

[@Strydom_]

Nice vids my guy keep em coming pls thanks bb love you

[@the_Acaman]

You have to return to monke for scp-050 to acknowledge you it seems

[@ucgaofficial5339]

Amazing absolutely outstanding

[@rcrussell1344]

LOL Chaos Insurgency Agents ... CIA good one

[@amamitaikich.crosstech5595]

Dr.Okagawa was dragged by giant tentacle (Me): Oh no....... *Flashbacks Intensities*

[@zachfrancisco8185]

The funiest SCP in existence

[@Ima_Tron]

So all I gotta do is slip a giant pie under a trapdoor in Dr Lights office right?

[@gap6645]

Absolute video!

[@Elitrude_21]

R.i.p dr.bright

[@catgodkain2293]

A pie to the face is always a classic 😅

[@halo129830]

If I saw SCP 173 or replica I would do the same followed by immediate call for an mtf sqaud

[@SDKRacingOfficial]

That was a wild ride