SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

Dr Bob brings you SCP Foundation EUCLID Class object, SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine Animation.
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SCP 294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard.
Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed with SCP294 (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success.
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This video, being derived from scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-294 written by Arcibi, is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Narrated by Joe Cliff Thompson
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[@ThrillSeeker3524]

One man typed in "The Perfect Drink." He was given an odorless lavender liquid that, upon drinking, gave him a euphoric overload. He later committed suicide, leaving a note that read "I'm sorry, but at this point, everything is just one big let-down."

[@amnololiflex5644]

Lol

[@Ehnosigudcuhsinudisgudcuskinuh]

FEED IT TO 682!

[@Hashashasheen]

In other words, every time I come off molly

[@SoulOfJustice1994]

Whoa... Is that part of the official entry?

[@Nerium_Oleander13]

​@@Ehnosigudcuhsinudisgudcuskinuh Mental torture is more cruel than physical

[@lunatic557]

This two characters are probably the most close I felt to DR. Bob's story's character.

[@purpleguyfromfnaf]

Yes! I loved them ❤

[@defeatSpace]

huh

[@Peper_The_Paper3630]

They are like Great Partners.

[@someoneawesome8717]

I would have ordered a Bailey's special from Movie Tavern

[@mikekasich836]

No one cared about the assistant to the regional manager? "On my gosh! It's happening!!"

[@fizzy4742]

He actually listened to us to do more original SCPs, thankyou Dr Bob!

[@Chuck014777]

Except that this scp is pretty common as well. At least on the other channels

[@seanyin4629]

na bro this scp is common

[@gaaraxnaru]

​@@Chuck014777 What they mean is that, lately Dr Bob's been repeating SCPs by going over possible sad SCP backstories and doing VS. Most of us wanted him to go back to doing strictly SCP breakdown videos, so this video is a return to form.

[@gaaraxnaru]

​@@seanyin4629 What they mean is that, lately Dr Bob's been repeating SCPs by going over possible sad SCP backstories and doing VS. Most of us wanted him to go back to doing strictly SCP breakdown videos, so this video is a return to form.

[@cheddarcheese392]

It's fine we got what we loved :)

[@ramenai]

finally a regular scp dr bob episode

[@hircane765]

Actually, really couldnt watch the other new content, even though I get that he has to do it for the revenue from the kids

[@lizardwizard8930]

@@hircane765 finally someone said the truth lol

[@CoolRattleBones129]

Yeah

[@Greendalewitch]

Wouldn't say its a regular episode . Its missing Dr Bob explaining how a Scp works while sitting in a chair in a dimly lit room.

[@averagelightningenjoyer285]

@@Greendalewitch Whenever Dr. Bob does a video on a popular SCP, like SCP-173, it’s usually a full story video like this one.

[@NightFangClash]

That twist in the end about what drink was selected was ingenious! It was very unexpected, but it was the perfect solution when being confronted and cornered by the SCP Foundation.

[@Wolf_._]

Only problem is, they went from unintentional thieves, that the SCP Foundation probably would have just memory wiped; to a pair of people who have intimate knowledge of the Foundations inner working. Amnestic's aren't perfect, they'd now likely have too much information to be left alive

[@ethanor]

@@Wolf_._ That's alright. They seem to have jumped down the mail chute to try and escape. That's a surefire way to die. Problem solved itself.

[@okuthedragon]

@@ethanor This was in the basement you know.

[@AnkleGremlin]

I thought it would be "cup of idea"

[@MrMaradok]

Heh, “solution.” Unintended chemistry pun

[@wagerobot5231]

I never thought about how powerful the coffee machine is. A device that can generate any liquid would be very dangerous in the wrong hands. Safe class SCPs are no joke.

[@FleshWizard69420]

*types in nitrogen trichloride* *i now have an impact explosive in a cup*

[@meinschmerz6074]

Honestly Dr Bob...I love the chemistry building between you characters. You are an outstanding storyteller. And the cheesy metal track when the law is laid out... It just fits man.

[@thesidneychan]

The debrief science segments were the best parts. Sad to see them gone. The ending feels very abrupt.

[@lucysteelball851]

exactly i feel like we’re getting half the content from what we used too, like the more intricate story is cool but i’m here to learn about the scps i don’t really care for these characters

[@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055]

@@lucysteelball851Dont really know why he’s really doing it, but my best guess would just be that most of these SCP’s were already covered else where or the SCP is popular enough to where even non-SCP fans has probably heard of it once. So I guess that’s why he’s mainly just putting in the longer story’s just to “see it in action and how it affects the user” or something- personally I kinda like it but I do also miss the explaining parts-

[@iloveanime5791]

@@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055 yeah I kinda like it too but maybe he could make a follow up video explaining the science of the Scp

[@BW-hk2xn]

I love how these two both survive and profit from this scp, very entertaining.

[@alexfc679]

Happy(?) Endings in scp stories are rare.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Or did they? They just dived down a mail chute into a pool of liquid gold at god knows what temperature since it left the magic cups.

[@jasminechildress6938]

​@@DGneoseeker1well at least one is hot and might cool off on its trip down there or spill on some boxes. So they most likely will be fine

[@NightFangClash]

Plus, those two literally know everything about the SCP Foundation because of that drink! That most likely includes even their most biggest and well-kept secrets too!

[@Eric0225]

I'm sure that they'll be recruited into the foundation in no-time considering they'll know who works for the foundation. Otherwise they'll be *extremely* valuable assets to the C.I or other groups of interest

[@arcitree9330]

Cup of knowledge dissipates after some time (probably when excreted). One time 294 was present during a containment breach and a researcher typed "CUP OF MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE" to quickly become a doctor and save some of his colleagues. By the time it was over he couldnt remember a thing and it wouldnt work when tried again

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Come to think of it, 294 could be used to train new recruits quickly if they were made to “drink” knowledge.

[@spencertang5155]

Hmm… you’d have to have the one who drank “knowledge” be recorded I guess to be able to have the training stick to them.

[@izbacks4860]

It was knowlegde about that specific operation

[@schnitzy9589]

Dr. Bob you really never fail us to provide quality content with well commentated videos and animations!

[@thehappyonion7044]

Finally a classic dr. Bob episode.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

I love how he takes the gold ingot to some jewelers as if they wouldn't report you to some government/law enforcement agency for having such a thing.

[@grindergrinding5343]

thank god he's back to documenting SCP's

[@anunkownuncontainedscp590]

unlike SCP explained

[@thinglet2478]

I like how this one provides hints about the actual anomaly indirectly. That said, I hope you have direct ones again so.

[@Punjabi_Comrade]

Dr Bob the OG scp creator that we all love

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

I was thinking of cosplaying SCP-035 for conventions. I also have a plague doctor outfit for 049, and a Wendigo costume for 323

[@RATKINGSUPREME]

@@ThrillSeeker3524think you should do the weindigo, the plague doctor is kinda overused, and 035 is great, but a weindigo? Even people who somehow don’t know what scps are can recognize it. It’ll be fun for scp lovers, mythology geeks, people who jut like the cool looking stuff, and you!

[@conradlorgar5508]

OG? Do you not know what that means?

[@anamaiorca1335]

yes

[@Punjabi_Comrade]

​@@conradlorgar5508 Og the original old school authentic i have been watching he's videos for alot of time he is one the first to make videos on scps like the rubber

[@notdeadyet3680]

I like to think that these two now know every thing about the Scp foundation,every single detail and are now on the run from it, I could see a series of these two taking advantage of the Scp foundation

[@gmork1090]

Would be cool but unfortunately knowledge dissipates in 24 hours and once you experience a cup of something like understanding or a feeling or sensation it can't be replicated again. It's why one person who wanted the perfect drink committed suicide because nothing compared and they couldn't make the machine mimic the experience.

[@mekingtiger9095]

​@@gmork1090 If that's the case, then they'd probably know that knowledge dissipates in 24 hours too. Assuming this, it would stand to reason that they'd prepare themselves to leave out some bit of information for their eventual amnesia before that happens. Like a note or something.

[@damianvd]

@@mekingtiger9095 this is before the test where it was found out it dissipated in 24h the foundation dint even have the machine yet so the knowledge about the foundation wouldnt have let them know about the 24 hour dissipation

[@Greendalewitch]

So have you stopped with the epilogue of explaining how a certan SCP works while sitting in a dimly lit room, Dr Bob?

[@Fridge_Fiend]

I mean this was one of his best videos yet

[@droughdough]

This is much better. It conveys everything about the SCP without any SCP-style documentation or exposition.

[@NaTive219]

I kinda miss that actually, I found those parts to be cool

[@Beanpolr]

@@droughdough But that's the problem, those were the best parts of the videos. Thankfully he's gone back to doing both.

[@carsormyr]

I'm glad he's back onto to making SCPs again, would be nice to get the small explanations of the anomalies at the end of the story segments again though.

[@BierBart12]

The resourcefulness of these two should definitely have landed them a position as researchers at the Foundation.

[@abdillahahmad7025]

They might consider them too dangerous though

[@Mrpiggy69]

Dr bob really carrying the SCP foundation

[@restingpimpface6846]

Exactly.

[@chill-warlords]

Nah him and the rubber

[@Valigarmanda]

The funny thing is, this SCP is relatively harmless. It's also called "A Cup of Joe" in honor of the poor agent who quite literally had his matter drained by the coffee machine spatially.

[@mariox204]

Scp 009...

[@AoKodo]

If it’s one thing I missed, it’s that smooth jazz guitar when he’s telling the story.

[@GooTheMighty]

Can we get more of these two accidentally profiting off of SCPs and maaaaaaybe slowly falling in love as the cartoonishly avoid the foundation’s grasp? Please?

[@dylanbaxter8071]

Oh yes, that would be great. I'd love to see this storyline continue! I found myself really invested in these two characters. Part 2 hopefully

[@dillasoul2228]

The most unbelievable part of this is her remembering a summer breeze in Arizona, lived here most of my lifeb and if you felt a breeze during summer here, it's a hot lip drying breeze guaranteed

[@cameronbott9320]

Love the office reference, “Assistant to the regional manager”

[@mikekasich836]

WHATS THE PROCEDURE?!

[@Chemtekmain]

294 is one of my favorites, you really did it justice in this vid. amazing

[@mishano6087]

Nice the office reference at 13:54 Assistant TO THE regional manager 🤣

[@salahshinigamiamv9814]

Dr. Bob is the best SCP channel, his way of narrating the stories is so good. And Thanks for the team as well ..from the animators and so on.

[@BlackWolf-gh8hr]

The Office references just make this that much more fun. Great job as always, Dr. Bob!

[@AboAl-Manga]

How smart dr.bob you already explained all the details for that SCP while telling the story so you didn't need to explain it by yourself after the story finished as you usually do and this time the normal people that inside the story won at the end by taking the advantages for that SCP to themselves and outsmarted the SCP agents at the same time !!

[@rashiro7262]

This one has definitely earned a place in my top 5 favourite Dr.Bob videos

[@SpookyMissLuna]

This was by far my favorite story. I am so glad we are getting new SCPs. 10/10!

[@lady_k5588]

When I clicked on this video I thought for sure that it had been posted over a year ago, but to my utter delight I find that it's a NEW video featuring a NEW (to this channel) SCP and not something about The Plague Doctor or SCP 682! THANK YOU DR BOB!!! (One note tho - it would be nice to have the "explanation segment" that usually comes at the end of your videos, but I'm just being nit-picky at this point. Thank you for all your efforts, and for proving that you really do listen to us!)

[@erikthereddest]

I really need a part 2 of this one.

[@freezenexusblogspot]

This and previous backrooms video

[@veleriygs_76]

bot

[@erikthereddest]

@@veleriygs_76 just report it and don't interact. Nothing else we can do.

[@safety_first3579]

I completed SCP Containment Breach, it’s my all time favorite Sci-Fi/Horror based video game. And you Dr. Bob, are my all time favorite KZbinr! I remember spending hours playing with the coffee machine in-game… typing in the most exotic drinks I could think of; and it was so much fun.

[@kalkuttadrop6371]

I like to imagine these two know just enough to not poke their noses around anymore and retired somewhere off their printer ink money.

[@adamwinfield9057]

This feels the closest to OG Dr. Bob in a while, love to see it

[@shogun_brother_pg3d]

Never thought a coffee machine could do all the things in the world only liquid stuff imagine putting In lava

[@NightFangClash]

Bad idea. There would go the machine and you wouldn't want to be near, much less drink that lava!

[@skilledchild6754]

"The assistant to the regional manager" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MR.DR.BOB! AHAHAHAAHAH

[@larrylambert1220]

I would actually use the coffee machine to make me a cup of coffee.

[@someoneawesome8717]

Iced or hot?

[@larrylambert1220]

@@someoneawesome8717 Hot. I'm not a barbarian.😀

[@pghurd3340]

Dark roast One pump of hazelnut syrup. Two raw sugar packets.

[@patriziaintiso2791]

It’s good to see these types of episodes. Not that I don’t enjoy the others yet it’s refreshing to see some older content from dr. Bob

[@geardog24]

Who knew two meager office workers would become history's greatest bank robbers.

[@NightFangClash]

Yeah. They might not realize it right away, but fooling the SCP Foundation is no small feat! Even if no one outside the SCP Foundation knows that, the fact that they did so and pulled off a successful heist with that SCP, got away and weren't caught will make them legends!

[@xZippy]

"An Assistant *_to_* the Regional Manager gets up and begins conducting the fire procedure with his usual enthusiasm." Nice reference.

[@SirWilliamKidney]

This was SO GOOD! Please keep making new SCP episodes like this!

[@thealtersky]

Cool story, 2 citizens that live their normal life get to know SCP Foundation somehow and gets away with it. I hope the best for both of them.

[@Richthofenweber]

I started watching you channel ever since you started and wow your videos have improved and I love the story telling

[@shadowworldsofmha7537]

I wish he would start explaining the scp like how he used to do

[@FlyingFridge91]

An scp episode that doesnt end with someone dying, disappearing or being disfigured? Truly one for the ages

[@mekingtiger9095]

Yeah, and most of all: With someone actually getting knowledge of the Foundation and the existence of anomalies without any negative consequences for it. As far as SCP goes, this is a very happy ending.

[@Plushtonium]

Now this the best episode ive seen in a long time

[@alexwikky5604]

That Keanu bit made me unexpectedly laugh so hard

[@kevint.8553]

This SCP is actually one of my favorites.

[@Laesis]

Dr., I salute you for having listened to us. As fun as the other videos are, these videos are still my favorite:)

[@Write_me-via-the-number-above-]

Congratulations you’re the lucky winner of the ongoing giveaway dm me to claim your prize 🏆 🎉🎉.

[@simula152]

You should do the epilogue with Dr. Bob actually explaining it in person again after the story

[@Oddver]

This my favorite SCP now

[@k5elevencinc0]

Another classic from the Foundation!

[@FreezinUrTundra]

12:15 That's the unique twist about 294, in that it gets the liquid from somewhere around the world and doesn't just manifest it out of nowhere.

[@playmsbk]

I'm happy to see them not only survive, but actually profit off of an SCP and the Foundation. However, knowing the Foundation, once they realised what happened they most likely went really overboard to locate them and administer amnestics, and also probably demoted the two agents to D-Class.

[@chestermorgan]

I love the idea about the drink that unveils all the secrets of the SCP Foundation

[@nofa987]

The office analogy was smooth Dr. Bob 😂

[@jasmined7113]

I love these vids so much but I do wish he would go more into the experiments and containment procedures for the SCPS like he used to. I love hearing about that stuff

[@AfiOye]

Me too! Why did he stop

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Ah, man, I wish Keanu Reeves could almost enter my workplace

[@clever-ish317]

This was probably the best video yet!!

[@Write_me-via-the-number-above-]

Congratulations you’re the lucky winner of the ongoing giveaway dm me to claim your prize 🏆 🎉🎉

[@clever-ish317]

Alright… I’ll bite.. what’s the prize?😂

[@isabellaread8290]

Watching the animation improve so much through the years is so amazing! As an art student it's so inspiring

[@lostdmg7511]

And my hope in doctor bob is restored

[@blastedoff8696]

Finally, a good story episode, not the cringy VS videos scp explained was doing.

[@Floridamarrr]

Nah i don’t mind But damn I prefer these over any

[@zacharyfrierson6972]

Nice to see another SCP I already know.

[@operationkilled]

Reminds me of that short video about this SCP and the janitor ask for "A cup of joe", thinking he would get a coffee... ...Janitor died painful while clutching his stomach, janitor name was Joe.

[@CoronaMacGuinness]

[COFFEE] "Can't you think of something more... creative?" _It had been several years since she used her imagination. While working a soulless desk job, she hadn't had many chances to let it out of its cage, but within a few minutes she had finally managed to come up with the most imaginative request she could..._ [ICED COFFEE]

[@Vulxnyrie]

This is probably the best Dr Bob episode I’ve seen

[@Hue_Sam]

This is how you expand on SCPs

[@sethkipkoros9295]

Please Dr Bob, we need videos explaining the scp entities more, their classification and methods of containment

[@symonnej]

Assistant to the regional manager, that's definitely Dwight, best reference ever

[@thesenate6482]

Wow that was good. Please don’t stop making these classic SCP videos!

[@Cosmic_777]

This is honestly the best story so far for me

[@sneakytaze5336]

A cup of knowledge is probably the best drink this machine can offer.

[@humanbean8699]

Always nice to see another Dr Bob video

[@SkilledNub]

Amazing, he's back to doing more nieche SCP's :DDD

[@rickky2000]

Dr. Bob this was one of the best episodes from you in a long while! Thank you so much! Love the work keep it up!

[@gdpawe8437]

Idk man, backstory or not, every video is a blessing

[@Write_me-via-the-number-above-]

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[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Lady and the Guy: *Stealing millions with a coffee machine* Agents: >( Lady: *Takes a drink* Agents: >( Lady: I am Professor Kane. Agents: Understandable have a good day

[@manoelBneto]

"The assistant to the regional manager" Nice "The Office" reference 😂

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Honestly, 294's the best one. My preferred drinks to get would be one cup of invulnerability, one cup of time travel powers, one cup of dbz powers (ki control, that sort of thing), and one vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

[@CheetahLeo]

Ngl this was more intense then any monster video

[@ReyZar666]

WOW!!! what a comeback, i truly though you were going the unoriginal boring ass road every other SPC channel goes, love this one, bring me back to the old days

[@gilbertotabares8196]

The intern was right. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

[@IndigoPanther]

The fire alarm part was definitely giving “The Office” vibes

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

One cup of immortality. One cup of invulnerabilty.

[@masterbullshitdo]

This is the best SCP remake yet, Dr. BOB. Keep up the great content.

[@Write_me-via-the-number-above-]

Congratulations you’re the lucky winner of the ongoing giveaway dm me to claim your prize 🏆 🎉🎉

[@pikanachuster4032]

Oh I love this scp! Thank you for showing us this one with your amazing narration and animation

[@Sanitater-gj4iq]

Thanks Dr.Bob! Back to your original, inspiring content!

[@slippedplauge1885]

Yo. Doc, I love all of your videos and the passion you out into them. It's your. Channel and I love where it is and where I came from and I trust you'll take it to even greater heights. Classic videos or even the newer broader ones, I enjoy them all

[@blacktemplar1139]

"Alrighty, hand me a Cup o' Joe" * Dies clutching his stomach *

[@spacehead74]

Great story! I'm literally addicted to the scp framing device for chilling, campfire-esque stories.

[@spadezxdawson9162]

I’ve been here with this channel since it was at 5k subs. Dr Bob has made amazing videos, keep getting better :)

[@spaceboy3308]

Amazing Ending Just sat here Jaw Dropped

[@raullima7358]

That was awesome, I really missed those type of videos with ''serious'' scp content

[@Otterly_luna]

Thank you for bringing Back Focus on individual scp's!

[@kori1939]

the scary thing is, it doesnt MAKE it, it TAKES the thing that is typed so when they typed "knowledge of the entire secret operation" they probably just took it from someone else

[@Finnikkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Damn, The art is way better than it used to be