It’s actually hilarious how wild the redactions are in this. The entry about SCP-094, a massive void, engulfing Earth, ending the world, and killing everyone, is completely uncensored down to the date that it happens. Meanwhile, the Foundation redacts a hotdog restaurant’s name and completely redacts the date and entry of an Mexican soap opera ending.
@TheMeanMongoose6 ай бұрын
"Yea, yes, we all know 94 is going to go haywire but if you DARE spoil who Alejandro marries in the last episode you are promoted to D-class!"
@Protofall6 ай бұрын
Being a series 2 SCP, apparently heavy redactions were common at the time
@Chokah6 ай бұрын
One of the possibilities for hand 22 is that all humans will die in 2032 (removing the need for concern for public health). Which would mean it's prediction about SCP-094 could just be when the void breaches 1032's containment if it's left in it's box after that.
@galvendorondo6 ай бұрын
It’s genuinely obnoxious how much they used to redact in the earlier series’s. Glad modern articles aren’t like this anymore.
@GhostRydr11726 ай бұрын
@@galvendorondohmm...inane, senselessly redacted articles vs. pretentiously grandiose prose sagas that no longer feel like SCP articles. Gee, tough choice that.
@vladtheimpaler95776 ай бұрын
"The worst thing that could ever happen to anybody" That is so incredibly vague and so incredibly horrifying to consider given the universe this takes place in.
@MrPrussianjester6 ай бұрын
Considering we have people like the reluctant dimension hopper I find myself inclined to agree.
@MegaRhyz5 ай бұрын
Someone is gonna either live forever or jump to the end of time, either way be consumed by a horror that casts a shadow on the very idea of horror.
@mangouschase5 ай бұрын
Prob the Red Reality guy
@NXTangl4 ай бұрын
@@mangouschaseprobably DAMMERUNG actually.
@RelativelyBest4 ай бұрын
Weird thing is, considering that hand moves slower than can be measured, this will apparently occur long, long after the end of the Earth and - possibly - the universe.
@SleepyDice6 ай бұрын
The fact the clock kept changing its prediction regarding its own classification, instead of each classification being its own midnight event, hints at the possibility that the clock isn't actually predicting anything. It is making things happen. Between this and the "accident" with the oxygen tank, I'm willing to bet this is the case.
@TeacherGalante6 ай бұрын
This is a sound theory. 🫡
@AceFurryTrash6 ай бұрын
Why it's Euclid
@thefallencog6 ай бұрын
The article kind of states as much, that either the researchers tied to the project, or the foundation higher up themselves realize this thing is technically a reality shifter. But this scp predated the Type Green/Blue concept, otherwise the foundation, or the GOC would have safely smashed this thing a long time ago. In the canon of this article they are scared shitless of what it might be able to do, and don't want to risk it altering reality in a way that it can protect itself. With -21 its possible this is the hand it realizes where the foundation would have no choice other then to try and destroy it in an attempt to avert some massive Catastrophe, and this would basically be it setting itself up to reality bend and protect itself. At least from my understanding.
@TrickiVicBB716 ай бұрын
That's what I thought to. It can make the events happen
@Kiever_Sloane6 ай бұрын
It changed when it reached midnight. Then it made a new prediction. It didn't change its prediction untill the old one came true
@commonviewer24886 ай бұрын
To prevent the end of the Foundation, have a planned meeting to discuss a name change for the organization, with the requirement that they select a new name.
@saityavuz766 ай бұрын
You are hired!
@Chokah6 ай бұрын
One of the names nominated is the name of the hot dog stand the Foundation attempted to keep operating in an attempt to see if SCP-1032's predictions could be thwarted or changed.
@peliam63826 ай бұрын
Changing the name would still mean the “end” of the “Foundation”.
@Chokah6 ай бұрын
@@peliam6382 True, but doing it well BEFORE the calculate "Midnight event"...Well that would mean it's not infallible, yes?
@jwalster94126 ай бұрын
*SCP spontaneously predicts the change in foundation naming*
@Scantronimus4666 ай бұрын
SCP Researcher sits down at table in front of SCP-1032, places a sledgehammer on the table. “We’re not doing this again. Knock it off, or your classification is getting changed to ‘Neutralized’.”
@XiYen5 ай бұрын
SCP-1032-03 text after midnight event: "Researcher [Redacted] does not have a hammer shoved up his [Redacted]" Estimated time to midnight event: Exactly 60 seconds
@catso95555 ай бұрын
@@XiYen LMAO
@d3vitron7795 ай бұрын
SCP-1032-02 begins to move at a rapid pace, ETA 10 seconds
@yaelz60434 ай бұрын
The hands talking about thr end of the foundation and changing containment class start going in reverse. Researcher: "thats what i thought".
@deadboy125523 күн бұрын
SCP-1032: "someone's sister's daughter" A researcher: "wait, my sister has been talking to my best friend!" SCP-1032: "Researcher _____'s dignity, Date: 5 seconds ago"
@Ravus_Sapiens6 ай бұрын
Interesting cosmological implication: even though the actual end-date of the universe has been expunged from the document, there must be a calculatable time left. Compare that to "the worst thing someone could possibly imagine", since it's moving so slow as to be undetectable, that implies that whatever its counting down towards will happen *after* the end of the universe.
@blobofdespair6 ай бұрын
Oh, I didn't catch that! Nice observation. Super unsettling.
@goldexperiencerequiem66194 ай бұрын
It counts down to the end of something, that means that the worst thing to ever happen to anyone is currently ongoing and will go on for longer than the universe exists
@musicatpurrcussion4 күн бұрын
@@goldexperiencerequiem6619 its gonna be some form of eternal suffering, they cant detect a movement because it isnt happening.
@RelativelyBest4 ай бұрын
"2020. Predicted Date: 01/01/2022" This one came true IRL. I distinctly remember 2020 lasting at least two years.
@matthiasbarish12966 ай бұрын
That 2020 but had me in stitches, that clock knew more that we ever could
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
The disconcerting part is that SCP-1032-013 was present in the article as of 2019.
@Chokah6 ай бұрын
@@OhhCrapGuy ... ... ...
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
@@Chokah ... yes?
@Chokah6 ай бұрын
@@OhhCrapGuy My brain fried at that possibility. XD
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
@@Chokah you can check, actually, just go to the wiki entry and check the bottom, you can see the revisions, and it's been there since like 2012.
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
3:48 this is such a cool subtle horror, I love it. the fact that “the worst thing that will ever happen to anybody is so far in the future might seem like a good thing - but it’s actually horrific. what it means is that everything everyone has gone through and experienced so far is not the worst of it. the worst is yet to come. and it’s so far in the future that we can’t even begin to measure when it might be. this implies human suffering will continue for an incredible amount of time, and that implication with something as simple as a clock hand is super cool
@pseudotasuki6 ай бұрын
Note that it doesn't specify that it will happen to a human. It says "anyone". That one makes me wonder about the correlation with SCP-094. If SCP-094 continues its exponential expansion, it will have consumed the visible universe within a few thousand years. How could anything happen to anyone if there's nobody left for anything to happen to? Possible explanations: * The observed growth of SCP-094 is dependent on factors which will change as it grows, or after consuming Earth. For example, the presence of a gravity well or baryonic matter. * SCP-094 could be generating a new universe within itself, and this is where the "anyone" will be. * The universe is truly infinite.
@MrEpic-xd8dz6 ай бұрын
the end of a clock hands' rotation does not indicate the beginning of an event, but the end of it. this means that the worst thing that will ever happen to anybody will be in progress for an amount of time so long it is impossible to measure, which is kinda more terrifying.
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
@@MrEpic-xd8dz I don’t think the existence of the thing on the clocks hand necessarily guarantees its current existence, though. Notice the tense used: “the worst thing that WILL ever happen to anybody” not “the worst thing happening to anybody ever.” the tense could be in the future to emphasize that the thing happening spans across the universes existence, but it could also be because said “thing” isn’t happening yet. But I hadn’t considered that it could be happening already, and the fact it seems to go on for eternity is quite a chilling one
@Tiniuc6 ай бұрын
Eternity. Eternity is the worst thing that will happen to anyone.
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
@@Tiniuc amen to that. I wonder if the clock - not moving whatsoever, therefor representing eternity - is saying exactly that. Not that the worst thing to happen to anyone ever will happen in an eternity, but that the worst thing that will happen to anyone ever IS eternity.
@Migolcow6 ай бұрын
...ok wait, did this utterly fictional SCP...predict the lost time due to Covid? Ok someone get your pataphysics book out.
@crimsonfox87fluxule626 ай бұрын
Hell yeah.
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes it did. I checked the revision history.
@xionkuriyama56976 ай бұрын
Some of yall really need to learn what a coincidence is
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
@@xionkuriyama5697 we know, we're all very amused by the coincidence, that's all.
@abydosianchulac26 ай бұрын
@@xionkuriyama5697 None of us are worried about the other hands' predictions coming true, we're just oggling the coincidence of such a specific prediction of an impossible situation even being interpretable as accurate.
@kilo39896 ай бұрын
Ooh. I lowkey love that the containment procedures are always placed before the description--gives you a sense of what's up 👀
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
It’s a super super cool feature of these articles!! It gives you a hint of the danger and stuff of the ACP, and gets you thinking “wait, why would they need to do that? that’s absurd!” which hooks you and makes you curious to read more to see why exactly it needs the containment procedures it has. it’s also very cool to go back and read the containment procedures after reading the description to catch details you missed on the first read.
@rcditti6 ай бұрын
god i really hate bot comments
@quinnbuffet38255 ай бұрын
My theory is that "the worst thing that will ever happen to anybody" refers to Scranton and that his event occurs outside of spacetime therefore the hand is somewhat borked.
@AroundTheBlockAgain5 ай бұрын
I'm also signing onto this theory, good point
@goldexperiencerequiem66194 ай бұрын
I think that it's actually Dr Talloran being tortured by scp 3999. Scp 3999 used time fuckery to torture Dr Talloran for eternity which could explain why the hand can't perceivably move.
@ShudowWolf3 ай бұрын
@goldexperiencerequiem6619 @quinnalexander3825 Hate to be a killjoy, but both this and 3999 were written 5 years after SCP-1032 (2012 as opposed to 2017). You can absolutely believe that, of course. A lot of early articles crosslinked articles written afterword, so it's 100% allowed.
@S0ulGh0st6 ай бұрын
If the "worst thing to ever happen to anyone" arm moves so slowly they can't calculate, but "the end of the universe" can be calculated, that means it's not the actual universe in which the clock finds itself in. Either that or it's tracking other universes too.
@johnjohnjohnson77204 ай бұрын
Or the word itself
@VicariousReality74 ай бұрын
You can not pluralise Universe.
@goldexperiencerequiem66194 ай бұрын
@@VicariousReality7 shut up
@Fisher_Films3 ай бұрын
Either that or there’s something worse than the end of the universe…
@suitov3 ай бұрын
Or someone's after-school rock band is named The Universe.
@SpaceStickwithSpaceTick4 ай бұрын
"Hey do you think we should use different kinds of tanks for nerve gas and oxygen" "Nah man, Ill just write VX in sharpy on the side here itll be fine."
@TornadoSandwich6 ай бұрын
"2020" ending at the beginning of 2022 kinda makes sense if you think about it lol
@Dubanx6 ай бұрын
Keep in mind that this SCP was thought up years before COVID hit. Which is frickin' hilarious that it came true.
@Howard-Hamlin-from-HHM6 ай бұрын
I really like the “Project Serapis” reference, which is a reference to Kalinin’s SCP-2798, which in-turn is a reference to Kalinin’s SCP-001 proposal, “Past And Future”. For context, SCP-2798 is an anomalous energy field around the Earth created by the Foundation during Project Serapis by melting down a couple thousand human souls and combining a bunch of SCPs together to create a strange soul-slurry that they injected into the Earth’s mantle. The purpose of Project Serapis was to essentially fool Kalinin’s SCP-001 into not detecting Earth by making it seem like Earth has a single giant human soul. The side-effects of pumping the soul-slurry into the Earth included a lot of negative stuff, so the mystery of the article is “Why the hell is this necessary? What the hell is SCP-001 in this case?” The end of the article when it was uploaded was actually a countdown to when Project Serapis’s effects would fail, and SCP-001 would be able to detect Earth. It was actually also a countdown to the release of Kalinin’s SCP-001 which elaborated more on the threat that SCP-2798 was supposed to prevent, the planet of hands. The end of the countdown and the day Kalinin’s SCP-001 was uploaded was 2/11/2016. It’s fitting for a countdown SCP to reference another well-known countdown SCP. Also pretty cool to see one author reference another author’s event and canon.
@josejavierotazu47886 ай бұрын
How does a series II SCP references a series III? wasn't 2798 written after 1032?
@Howard-Hamlin-from-HHM6 ай бұрын
@@josejavierotazu4788 On February 16, 2017, the reference was added as part of the WikiWalk Grand Crosslinking project. The Grand Crosslinking was a project where the community could come up with crosslinks if there was anything they felt could connect well (for example, in this case, linking SCP-1032 to SCP-2798). Photosynthetic, the author of SCP-1032, volunteered their articles, so Jacob Conwell, a member of the WikiWalk team, added the entry about Project Serapis. Actually, they also added the “Effective Containment” entry with SCP-094 too.
@QuintusMinimus6 ай бұрын
There’s really no need to-
@justinsmith58706 ай бұрын
It's not entirely uncommon but I do like a subtle one. Sometimes it's a name drop, specific location, fictional brand or unique phrase. Then there's the more blunt of cross testing, continuations/alternate stories, anything sir blackwood and site wide containment breaches.
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
5:54 I love how this SCP has not only cosmic horror but also some humor LOL
@peterbyykkonen89016 ай бұрын
I guess we should appreciate the humor before 2052...
@Protofall6 ай бұрын
Yes, you can even hear Volgun appreciate it
@anticlaassic4 ай бұрын
Brilliant, just brillant
@JDroneX5 ай бұрын
6:10 "Freedom of the Press" with the prediction of the date being in 2073 and the clock not specifying what countries/nations it will end in, I'd love to think that this is a cyberpunk reference lol
@Protofall6 ай бұрын
I love how you can hear Volgun almost break when he reads the failed **infomercial**. 5:53
@micmack10066 ай бұрын
Man it always throws me for a loop when at the end of each vid you suddenly become Irish
@vipture.6 ай бұрын
1032-11 is especially unnerving when you notice the video was released hours before the death of the Iranian president..
@solidgent78706 ай бұрын
Er... didn't 2020 technically end in 2022 after all?
@Benjamin-hi1ni6 ай бұрын
I guess it predicted the start Covid-19 virus not its end.
@FSToxin746 ай бұрын
2020, the sequel (or 2020 2)
@Deamounios6 ай бұрын
Yes 2021 was just covid extended. There were endless jokes about it just being more of 2020
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
... I just checked the revision history, SCP-1032-013 was added before 2020 even started. I went back to Aug, 2019 and it was still there.
@omnomnom14106 ай бұрын
Came here looking for this comment
@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken6 ай бұрын
I’m sure all those predictions of real things ending will age like fine wine
@Redawesomeoby6 ай бұрын
2020 sure did
@carolynallisee24636 ай бұрын
This one reminds me of the Weasley's wall-clock from the Harry Potter franchise. If I recall correctly, the multiple hands were each assigned to a member of the family, whereas the 'numeral places' were marked with things like 'at school', 'home' and 'travelling'. The twelve o'clock spot was designated 'in Mortal Peril'.
@MrMementoMori6 ай бұрын
Hey, I wonder if this clock could predict the daily lottery numbers for me?
@Grendallmayo6 ай бұрын
thanks for another amazing file reading, Volgun! hope you've been well since your last video.
@phyrath53 ай бұрын
Given current trends I'm betting the last hand is predicting a breakdown of concern rather than concern becoming unnecessary.
@megasparklegoomba68076 ай бұрын
SCP-1032: *August 12, 2036, heat death of the universe! August 12, 2036, heat death of the universe!*
@OhhCrapGuy6 ай бұрын
Cool, we don't need 64-bit unix time.
@madmimika19736 ай бұрын
Hands 18 and 19 were skipped. What was on them that redacting them wasn't enough?
@AroundTheBlockAgain5 ай бұрын
Reading the wiki makes me think Something Happened to those hands
@Secret_Takodachi6 ай бұрын
[Pulls out a sandwhich] I-i-is it ok to eat during this briefing?
@EliSkylander6 ай бұрын
(looks at SCP) ... Yeah, I think so. Depends, though. What's your sister's maiden name?
@menotyou1356 ай бұрын
Love the Euclid entries! Keter entries get boring after a while when not interspersed with less world ending stakes
@bensutton25276 ай бұрын
Literally everyone on 22/03/2052: 😂🤣😂🤣
@blaisemanfredi50356 ай бұрын
This is one of the coolest scp logs I’ve heard in a while to be honest (imo)
@3DFella5 ай бұрын
6:35 The end of humor is so interesting to me, why didn’t the foundation leave any notes about that? The idea of humor as a concept ending in 2052 is so interesting. Why would humor end? Do humans just lose the ability to find things funny in 2052?
@johnjohnjohnson77204 ай бұрын
Could be alot of things. Could be that the word humor just stops being used or it could be that humanity removes its emotions and pain like in scp 5000.
@Arovna6 ай бұрын
Thank you, this classic's earned the Volgun treatment ! Now I'm going to listen to it fully.
@Washeek6 ай бұрын
Love the clock render. That's one sinister looking clock.
@LikethesurfaceofaclockАй бұрын
Predicting this before watching: changing the pressure in a persons body, maybe some sort of pressurised nerve gas or smt to that effect? Because of the emoji it could also be killing the brain stem? But I don’t know if that would kill someone instantly. After watching: …oh
@friendofmine-k5f28 күн бұрын
I love your text! Your response! Humor is priceless!😅❤
@darkember9429Ай бұрын
Considering 2020 was marred by COVID and that period felt like it stretched on forever, one could make the case 2020 did indeed end in 2022
@friendofmine-k5f28 күн бұрын
Interesting...
@newdayjesus60276 ай бұрын
Excellent lecture Dr. Miller
@pseudotasuki6 ай бұрын
*Millar
@mathieuleader86016 ай бұрын
reminds me of Professor Farnsworth's death clock
@njnjco4 ай бұрын
"The worst thing to ever happen to anyone". I think that all the events listed are things that currently exist at the time they appear on the clock. If that's true that means that someone is currently experiencing the worst thing that could ever happen to someone and will continue to experience it for a very, very long time. Probably longer than the universe will exist. That's pretty horrifying.
@davidzahalka27666 ай бұрын
This is one of the coolest SCPs I've seen in quite some time
@danielles_mernitz6 ай бұрын
The more you can live your life without knowing when something will end... If only the Foundation could learn to leave things be.
@bindead6 ай бұрын
Current text. The universe........... Oh shit .
@ElyzaEllit6 ай бұрын
Lookin forward to see this ! This is new to see a new SCP commentary made by Volgun !
@BlueHooloovoo6 ай бұрын
SCP-1032-011 "PRESIDENT *****'S TERM IN OFFICE" The day this video was uploaded the President of Iran, Ebrahim Raisi died in a helicopter crash. March 19, 2024. That's quite an eerie coincidence. 😬
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement6 ай бұрын
The GOC approach may actually be the best course of action with this one.
@Marqhll6 ай бұрын
I LOVE the old SCPs! Keep'em coming!
@MarsellusWallace20245 ай бұрын
The way this guy narrates, I keep expecting him to sprinkle in the occasional “Lil pilgrim”
@Shadmockk24 күн бұрын
This feels like that twilight zone episode with the fortune teller machine. Listening to it at all feels like it just causes the validity and dependency on the object to worsen
@squeethemog2136 ай бұрын
This one was a really fun one. Just weird for weird. Even made me laugh. Thanks for presenting this 😃
@blobofdespair6 ай бұрын
I really like this one!! Great selection, Dr. Millar!
@semisemicoloncolon6 ай бұрын
this is an awesome SCP, I love the kinda meta ones like this
@john-man31523 ай бұрын
The clock knows we skipped a year at some point.
@myroslavplakhotnyk87802 ай бұрын
I like how it's equally ominous and funny :D
@RyujiRoyalSkull6 ай бұрын
I love my [REDACTED] SCP stories
@prosamis5 күн бұрын
What if "The worst thing that will ever happen to anyone" being immeasurable and "The Universe" being measurable is hinting at an afterlife? Hell, to be exact. Perhaps so slow to the point of being endless, or that even hell has an end to it
@danielpfaff18026 ай бұрын
A warning that was ignored a place that was loved but never came. The clock is weeping and you cannot save.
@piusdoe89846 ай бұрын
Kinda interesting idea. Feel the concept could have been pushed a bit more
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow5 ай бұрын
It was literally just used as a shitty joke/reference thing
@jupitereuropa-e3w6 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite SCP's now!
@FeedMeSalt5 ай бұрын
I love thinking about these reality warping objects as it they were once living beings. Simply unaware of how their powers worked. And now they look like a clock "predicting" creating new futures. Just the hole idea your own power could be so vast you are unable to realize it once you use it. I love it. If you were a god, but wiped your own mind and turned yourself into a toaster. Could you ever come back?
@Sxcheschka2 ай бұрын
I feel like it is anything it could be potentially on the clock hands if it wanted to.
@erdtroll70104 ай бұрын
This is the sassiest alarm clock i have ever seen
@Blasted2OblivionАй бұрын
The oxygen tank thing feels like meeting destiny on the road you take to avoid it.
@natediederich89796 ай бұрын
One of my new favorites!
@MegaRhyz5 ай бұрын
Oooooh! The cooky clock is a cocky comedian!
@Kami-mk7tu4 ай бұрын
Me when: [data expunged] ends at "irrelevant
@alstoyle6 ай бұрын
This and 8888 on the exploring channel is amazing.
@ethanstyant97044 ай бұрын
Im of the belief that the clock isnt sentient but ends up predicting things so well it causes self fulfilling prophesies rather than xausing the events themselves
@WoziduranJahemter6 ай бұрын
The prevention and warning clock SCP-1032 warns and can help make various preventions that arise due to strange decisions or controversies that can take place. Be very wise kind considerative of the helpers' constructs that are to help.
@idkman34636 ай бұрын
Best SCP Channel, hands down
@b3qaNim6 ай бұрын
9:22 you son of a...
@lain77836 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, let's go more declassified info.😊
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow5 ай бұрын
Woo hoo I love lazy writing tropes
@stylepoints50362 ай бұрын
Maybe it's like a hyper intense butterfly effect that can label itself
@Quasar-fv8to2 ай бұрын
The scary part is the redacted "The beginning of...". It depicts DEATHS, so what death could be beginning?
@pseudotasuki6 ай бұрын
The self-fulfilling nature of that D-class death is somewhat disturbing. Somehow it's more menacing than the hot dog rustaurant, despite being nearly identical in mechanism.
@liam27456 ай бұрын
I love how at 6:33 humor dies before “you can say that again”
@asrieldreemurr25236 ай бұрын
1032-08, you can say that again!
@andre_6016 ай бұрын
The 2020 one is funny and sad at the same time, since as we all can agree was 2020 pretty much 2 years long...
@abydosianchulac26 ай бұрын
What I find interesting is that the end of the Universe can be measured and calculated, but The Worst Thing can't be. That would indicate that the worst thing that will ever happen to anybody will occur _after_ the universe is destroyed.
@ookazi10006 ай бұрын
The birth of another, worse universe.
@azerdraco31466 ай бұрын
So you expect me to believe that the SCP has NEVER set a D-Class in there with explicit instructions to stop the hands movement? I call shenanigans on this one.
@somdudewillson2 ай бұрын
They've tried that enough times with other future-predicting SCPs to not be willing to risk it.
@taylorfain69576 ай бұрын
Amazing as usual
@billheathcock6 ай бұрын
Thanks Doc 😺
@luckyrowmax6 ай бұрын
I'd use this clock to predict when Volgun will upload next
@beenabarna14035 ай бұрын
Thank you
@darealwillow3 ай бұрын
This is my 3rd favorite scp
@zakkmanb77986 ай бұрын
babe wake up new Volgun vid just dropped
@Somebody09606 ай бұрын
Recognized this from the In the pines animation
@michaelhough50036 ай бұрын
This would be on my shortlist of scps to reasign researchers to as punishment. Weve all heard the threats of reasigning people to keter duty. The idea being that keters are scary, difficult to contain, and typically dangerous. But this thing. This would be the worst thing to study. The day to day of researching this thing is just watching a clock. Reading labels, calculating times. Very very boring. Its not dangerous enough to require high clearance. Its not the kind of mind melting horror that requires amnestics. You just watch time pass, acutely aware of impending disaster. Monotonous anxiety. Ceasless, futile research. Worst assignment ever.
@fredimmenhort1066 ай бұрын
I’ve seen All your vids now and I need more 😬
@MrQuantumInc6 ай бұрын
So "Effective Containment" ends about the same time a separate anomaly destroys the world...well...yeah...
@commonviewer24886 ай бұрын
Bad news is they can't prevent any predictions. The good news is that they can influence the context for _how_ they occur.
@abydosianchulac26 ай бұрын
Who's to say the predictions don't take the Foundations actions into account from the get go? Some of things might be self-fulfilling prophecies that would never have happened except the Foundation tried to avoid what the clock told them.
@XenoDBlade6 ай бұрын
I think this is one of my favorite SCP's tbh. Sad that there was so much redacted information
@ookazi10006 ай бұрын
SCP- 1032-13 is a fucking mood.
@LizaPersson6 ай бұрын
So many facepalms Such timely puns and points
@EliSkylander6 ай бұрын
Object class: troll.
@izureaul6 ай бұрын
Is anyone else having problems with the playback speed and audio distortion of all of Volgun's videos?
@T.E.I3 күн бұрын
This could be one of the funniest entries I’ve ever learned about. First and foremost, the range of what is predicted to happen and what it could even possibly entail. For example the random persons sisters daughter dying. Standard stuff. But then the end of “the universe”. Like the log suggests, is it the end of our universe, or the end of the concept of a universe? Then there’s the information that gets redacted versus what doesn’t. A singularity swallowing the earth? On paper and available for us to read. The title, description and end date of a Mexican soap opera? Sealed. Top secret. Only the 05’s know. Plus that shit about 2020? Fucking hilarious
@themadvirus6136 ай бұрын
I think they were actually referring to the mayhem that was 2020.
@ICountFrom05 ай бұрын
2020 felt like it lasted for two years... I don't think it was wrong.
@Celso.Delgado6 ай бұрын
This SCP freaking predicted covid 8 years in advance!