SCP-3288 The Aristocrats (SCP Animation)

[@zaworldo3189]

Imagine running into SCP 3288 but they decide not to attack you because they thought you were one of them

[@Suppenhuhn_08]

That would hit hard

[@coolice5786]

But hey! Atleast we survived am i right?

[@georgeagg]

Well that actually has happened to me.

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744]

@@georgeagg you from Alabama ?

[@georgeagg]

@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 maybe

[@lordcalaminus7597]

Operative 18 after surviving: “Im gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”

[@vietngocdhtl]

operative 18 after detonate the C4: *Achivement unlock: Martydoom, detonate bomb after get killed*

[@angrybeardmantm6830]

*Martyrdom, Drop a Live grenade when killed*

[@what2toinquarantine64]

he's like BYE F***KER BOOOOOMS

[@charlottefrazier3500]

Suicide is badass

[@jamal202z2]

@@charlottefrazier3500 depends how and why you do it

[@SatouIlNekoPanzer]

"They Hate Bright Light" **Me And The Boys Running At Them Looking Like Christmas Lights**

[@SatouIlNekoPanzer]

@@saintholican8009 Zap

[@valornium]

@@SatouIlNekoPanzer its going to be a rave party

[@dougletcalitionb.lorendzo2269]

Yeah, this is are defense against them.

[@Jeepbarak]

Flashlight can save all of us

[@theoddgaming5529]

COUNT ME IN BOIS. LEMME JUST GET MY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS...

[@leavingcommentswithnorepli1078]

"Turn your family tree, into a family circle" -Sseth

[@NanoCubeOG]

god no

[@darc22005]

love his content XD

[@yannkam2127]

hey hey people!

[@user-fm5vp7yu3u]

Imagine your family tree looking like a pretzel

[@Human_traain]

Uhm

[@Nim...]

This scp sounds like how the poor population during the middle ages pictured the nobles or those who lived in luxury.

[@TheZhuge]

I mean they basically did. You gotta keep in mind that there were no restrooms at the time so the only thing they could do was go in the hallways.

[@boch2411]

@@TheZhuge are you sure about that

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

*polishes guillotine with religious intent*

[@lamborghiniferrari5751]

Wrong. Its just the Hapsburgs.

[@sevandri]

@@TheZhuge because that's what "Aristocrats" literally are

[@ziggzaggratt8774]

Can we all just respect Operative 18 for sacrificing himself?

[@mobo_dragon7680]

F to pay respects, he died a hero

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

"If I go to hell, I'M DRAGGING YOU WITH ME! *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"*

[@georgekhoory1521]

It didn't happen

[@spacegarage6826]

F

[@thebratwurst]

F

[@jaydenseow3643]

I’am impressed that the rubber can go near Keter class SCP without dying.

[@3Ntro_make_it_boom]

He's in creative mode🤣

[@viablecake]

I’m surprise he looked at 096 without dying

[@Cinko420]

Jayden Seow He's rubber and not human. That's why.

[@vixardz]

He is his own SCP

[@viniciuspontarolo4949]

He's on Gamemode

[@dylandreisbach1986]

I never expected someone to turn the Habsburg family into SCP's.

[@good8619]

Well irl they probably were, with the whole inbreeding shenanigans.

[@danielwilson8604]

aside from the Hapsburgs themselves, of course

[@jasonaldana1470]

Gotta keep to blood line pure

[@zubzero9593]

@@good8619 yep, if the hapsburg dynasty still existed today then Scp's wouldn't be a work of fiction.

[@Megamanthemachine]

Tbh I feel disgusted hearing of the scp i feel as though the only thing to end they’re suffering is the well of life something i think is very hypocritical when the scp foundation accuses most scps with power of not using that power to help in anyway shape or form to attempt to help seriously damaged scp I could go on there’s a cyborg girl scp who simply isn’t normal while she is in a way a cyborg the perpetrators have already been caught but yet she suffers a terrible fate of being a messed up cyborg then you see in one interview they ask scp 343 why does he not help them my guy use your fucking brain why tf isn’t the o5 council who quite literally have the actual fountain of youth do anything to help a girl who is suffering for nothing like ask yourself your in a universe where it’s theoretically possible to almost cure the roots of death you don’t tell yourself I will not stand for how the o5 council is a hypocrite who wouldn’t bother to help those seriously needing help.

[@plconqueror5040]

Everybody gangsta till brit queen starts feeling sensitive to light

[@corvus5630]

Lol

[@jixsolmemes181]

Lol

[@viablecake]

Lol

[@judehartter]

When you start feeling sensitive to light:

[@tricky3284]

Lol

[@germanrodriguez4091]

They remind me of two of Lovecraft's tales titled "The Lurking Fear" and "The Rats in the Walls", which concern inbreeding, family madness, and cannibalism.

[@vampir753]

Especially the mentioning of the heterochromia (each eye different color) just as in The Lurking Fear. I am pretty sure this is a reference to "The Lurking Fear".

[@TeRenner123]

Like most of Lovecraft?

[@jacekstankiewicz1594]

Wasnt rats in the walls about a guy who lived in a castle and people were running away from him and he looked in mirror and he was the monster?

[@germanrodriguez4091]

@@jacekstankiewicz1594 that one youre telling is "The Outsider". In "The Rats In The Walls", an American rich guy travels to England to restore the castle of his ancestors not knowing about the abhorrent acts his ancestors commited concerning cannibalism and inbreeding and that the castle was in Roman times a temple dedicated to Cybele, a fertility goddess whose cult was persecuted during the Roman Empire, which involved in bloody sacrifices and self-harm. Also, the castle still preserves the bad energies that in the end turn the main character insane.

[@mask938]

@@germanrodriguez4091 That sounds vaguely similar to the plot of Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort. Maybe the film took some inspiration from that story.

[@deusexvesania1702]

When you sister goes "oni-chan" a few generations too much.

[@divijbelvate3024]

Ooof this is too good of a comment

[@jonossoff1391]

Cursed

[@user-xf6ox6zx4w]

.

[@WritingNomad-PL]

@@Rizztaroth here

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

@@WritingNomad-PL hello Scp-1471

[@luxither7354]

What's the most disturbing about this SCP is that it's essentially just deformed humans. Its not some race of humanoids imitating us but instead our own Hubris creating abominations out of a sense of purity.

[@juzaplyer]

69 nice

[@Higuys1134]

This is why inbreeding is bad

[@theninjakid1430]

The irony They’re classified as Aristocrats, but the SCP screams “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”

[@hailghidorah2536]

Eh, same thing. Ever heard of the Ptolemies, the family Cleopatra belonged to? It was a miracle she was alive at all.

[@themoreyouknow7418]

The name is probably based on the joke “the aristocrats” which begins and ends the same way, but the middle typically gets ad libed with the most depraved and screwed up things you can come up with, it’s basically the OG edgy joke.

[@hollowmask222]

I mean really their the same thing one just hides behind centuries of rulership and wealth which adds a degree of protection. We just look down on the other because well their poor.

[@TheRealHelvetica]

I think someone just learned that Europe basically is Alabama times 1000.

[@sheepketchup9059]

Inbreeding is mostly an aristocracy thing, so, not really that ironic.

[@rushabhbhakta7181]

That’s certainly ONE way to pronounce sarcophagi.

[@rushabhbhakta7181]

Also, what was with the use of the word “anonymously” - was it supposed to be another adjective cus that didn’t really track in context.....

[@Rprot_traveler]

Probably just the rubber way of story telling

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@rushabhbhakta7181 anomalously. he just mispronounced it lol

[@rushabhbhakta7181]

@@thedestroyasystem there we go, that makes perfect sense haha

[@jaysonbunnell8097]

and diminutive

[@KrigRaseri]

"Weak and afraid of light" Yet none of them whipped out some flash bangs?

[@ayaanhashmi5325]

they learned of their weakness after the operation. They had to secure and study them first.

[@brotheralaric7177]

Phosphorous Grenade .

[@kiarikakiniuzachiha2721]

This was when they first found them so they did not know at the time

[@Growing_AppleSauce]

Or hit them with a flood light?

[@Azukaae]

Aren't flashbangs contain chemical stuff that temporarily rises your light receptor perception and not actually flashes lights upon exploding?

[@sandwichfighter7655]

SCP-3288: "Do we take prisoners?" Operative 18: "I don't."

[@jollyrogermate]

For Hevy...

[@ginger2906]

Blows up

[@mohdrykal1007]

he's like "you should gone for the head..."

[@iordanvassilev8091]

@@mohdrykal1007 i think it's a reference to Star wars : the clone wars

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

@@iordanvassilev8091 way off dude. Way off

[@man95ster]

SCP: don’t show this on the news or everyone starts to panic TheRubber: *It’s free real estate.*

[@AlterAffe]

Yeah me who lives in vienna be like: *W H A T*

[@firespider20]

Bruh the read more button is not working :(

[@TheEST270SPO]

W H A T

[@sanpraps]

Lol

[@Spongyboi897]

Everyone: *starts to panic*

[@aidan853]

Everybody gangsta until grandma turns you into cookies

[@samstransformation9669]

It's ironic to me because I was playing cookie run

[@aidan853]

[@aidan853]

Ok

[@school_purposes2071]

Lmao we have the same real name

[@aidan853]

@@school_purposes2071 Aidan isn’t my real name I just use it as a random thing

[@thatchillasian8924]

“Well it’s better than being eaten alive” *presses self destruct button*

[@bloxgaming2364]

oh god.

[@CosmicCherry1]

Yeah it's a quick death depending on where you explode it. Getting eaten alive slowly would be horrible

[@k3v1n73]

@@CosmicCherry1 even if you survive the explotion for bit, still better than bathing in stomach acid

[@CosmicCherry1]

@@k3v1n73 yeah

[@fareez8248]

KILLER QUEEN

[@CrunchyFluids]

Rubber: Sarco-fah-guy me: *violent eye twitching*

[@cheerfulsatanist]

Mine's twitching about how we're using the term anonymously to express how wide one's mouth is opening...

[@windexisadrug724]

Me: takes out a knife, say it right!!!!

[@littleperson8315]

fuckin same

[@littleperson8315]

i decided to check google the word to see how google says it so it's clear he DIDNT use google to say the word

[@cheerfulsatanist]

@@littleperson8315 I'm still broken by the confused use of anonymous....

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

The rubber: * mentions them hunching there back and being sensitive to light* Me: *Sitting in my room hunched over with the curtains and lights off * Also me: Oh no

[@benderong4478]

nom nom nom

[@thefrathouseofchaos2450]

Me to lamo

[@Thecruelwing]

Are SCP's real?

[@smurfsfan3996]

Are your parents related?

[@thefrathouseofchaos2450]

@@smurfsfan3996 yes there sister and brother

[@Sanguinairius]

Operative: "Oh man, Oh God! That's disgusting! There's.. There's some really gross stuff going on down here! What do you call this SCP?" "The Aristocrats!"

[@2kmummy599]

@Elvira Dela Cruz it’s a joke no need

[@gusfring3936]

@Elvira Dela Cruz by god, you're right!

[@ButteredSpino]

yay learned a new scp today

[@apernchanne1042]

:O BUTTERD SPINO HOW ARE YOU

[@weguysaremad]

Hi verified account!

[@jonossoff1391]

Pain

[@The-Deep-7]

Me too

[@user-xf6ox6zx4w]

.,

[@PR1ME98]

And that is why incest and cannibalism is bad. But in all seriousness, this scp actually freaked me out a bit.

[@theultimateunoreversecard4616]

yep, saying incest is bad is like saying grass is green

[@nivaneh1010]

@@theultimateunoreversecard4616 I found it fun to do though

[@valtersplume3726]

A bit?! In my opinion, this is *THE* scariest SCP, even beyond 096, 173 and 682!

[@Razer5542]

@@valtersplume3726 Also beyond 4666?

[@Spartan135]

grab a flamer and eradicate these mutant abominations. problem solved.

[@ProtoMario]

Something about them eating cake...

[@clara-_-5482]

Hi

[@kippershiba]

haha

[@ericka.5240]

Is this a big mom reference from one piece?

[@MartyBrawls]

.

[@mychannelisdead885]

lol

[@redpandawhoocassionallymakes]

The rubber could be considered an scp himself. As he obviously isn't human. Yet he is capable of human speech, and is as smart as an average human. Edit: he is an intelligent eraser

[@edwinv1464]

Fair

[@abnormal9613]

Smarter

[@mikadosannoji553]

probably better than a human, as he can survive and interact with several keter and euclid anomalies

[@redpandawhoocassionallymakes]

@@mikadosannoji553 True

[@sanukatharul1497]

@@mikadosannoji553 Agreed

[@shoelacesuwu1590]

Bella: “you’re-“ Edward: “say it” Bella: “you’re an ARISTOCRAT”

[@Aethelwulfs]

i love you for this

[@jovianguyen]

Isn’t this from Twilight?

[@shoelacesuwu1590]

@@jovianguyen yeah lmao

[@Aethelwulfs]

@@jovianguyen yes

[@duh4978]

Bro wtf

[@reellegends2929]

Foundation to a mass murdering concrete peanut : let's tip it over lol Foundation to secretive mutant european aristocrats : light em' up

[@noticmonikur7773]

I like how this one isn’t infinitely unmanageable and the armed forces were actually affective

[@chriswentz5197]

instead of your average Godlike SCP we have actually a SCP that could easily be monsters of a Horror movie

[@flyingchairguy2221]

Yeah I hate it when an scp is just like “if you think about it it will kill u 29 times instantly also it’s runs at Mach 50 and also its indestructible so yeah really scary and creative right”

[@user-yl9ws2kh8x]

@@flyingchairguy2221 Yeah unfortunately thats like 20% of scps

[@noahnance2414]

Yeah

[@light_wrld5951]

For once in their lives, they can actually do something effective lol like to the SCPs and there r more but yes this is one of those examples

[@sanspun1821]

Habsburg: we will marry only people of our bloodline Also habsburg:

[@jeannemyhrrganzon2320]

Sup sans

[@liarliarimonfire]

I found rubber in my recommended one day and now I’m addicted to this guy.

[@nagisa6059]

Same

[@ronniecondez6714]

Saim

[@Flowermanith]

Same

[@Flowermanith]

I thought he wouldn’t take SEP‘s seriously

[@liarliarimonfire]

@@Flowermanith same

[@jyotshnagogoi7109]

Karen: My child doesn't need vaccines he's fine. The Karen's child:

[@internetduck1114]

🅱ruh moment

[@loveyall1910]

Fuck you they’re completely fine

[@ariabritton9669]

also redditors unironically using "karen" like it's still a good insult that isn't worn out as fuck:

[@V_______]

@@ariabritton9669 it’s still funny because they are still hella prevalent. Wack ass people out there man.

[@beesechurger7799]

@@loveyall1910 yeah look at them playing in the cemetery!

[@morrow6992]

Damn, the last time that i was this early, the rubber still made horror stories

[@rempuia69]

Lul We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

Personally, I like that Rubber is doing SCP'd instead of animating stories that have no sources and are 90-95% of the time lies. Those were dumb. At least when he's doing stuff like this, he's able to shine!

[@Noname-67]

@@rempuia69 this is the third time today I see you do that

[@maybetullah]

Lol

[@maybetullah]

@@rempuia69 HOW DARE YOU RICKROLL US

[@shiny9690]

F in the chat for Operatives 09 and 18, one got bisected and the other blew himself up inside one of the monsters, and still carried out their missions, mad respect.

[@kristydiaz1760]

F

[@TheZhuge]

F

[@Yuri-sf4qr]

F

[@Nightkite]

F

[@atimelongforgotten5166]

F

[@ishigami4622]

1:42 “their massive mouth” *shows literally the smallest mouth in the series*

[@omard454]

Lmao fr tho

[@thebingus9671]

I know

[@Unitdairy]

I WAS THINKING WTF YOU SAYING MASSIVE MOUTH

[@luisjauregui2684]

Wait what the f

[@denniswu3824]

Yeah it has to be black hole mouth THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@BlueLightningHawk]

Stories like this could fit into an SCP game that involves you being an operative for the SCP foundation.

[@crubs83]

This could make for a decent movie.

[@Garry503]

New mission. Burn down the SCP 3288 hive. New mission. Contain the statue before it escapes. New mission. Destroy all pictures and video evidence of 096 and 1128. New mission. Provide amnestics for affected people.

[@johnnyblacklaughingcoffin406]

@@Garry503 New Mission: Survive

[@braxtonwalden8365]

Had an idea that involved several tapes that you play to start and play as several different agents during their investigations of different SCPs

[@Auto718fan]

Me when the rubber says unfortunately “ok who died this time”

[@Torres-wo9xc]

I though it was "Aristocats" then i wondered why there were no cats...

[@thepowerfulkyo244]

XD

[@l.y.collie2175]

Me too!

[@tarakas9916]

Same lol

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

You probs already found out , but it's aristoCRats

[@Cinko420]

Torres I don't blame you. Everyone wants to be a cat after all.

[@NE-Class]

I like how this is an SCP that’s just the hapsburgs

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

Fate energy

[@zed_2ed929]

Hi I am here

[@hdmz5592]

@@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 ee

[@gamerplaypal4509]

@Racking Tactics both spellings are actually correct, according to Wikipedia

[@skywing626]

"What are you doing step-bro?!" *We're making a new SCP"

[@mateololero4091]

Not gonna happen if it's a step-bro

[@sweetbobbybliss]

😂😂😂

[@thescarletking9433]

*bro

[@Abpe150]

the rubber: SCP School therubbertalks: life school

[@ComicalRealm]

Fact: SCP-3288 references the Habsburg family's well-known real-life practice of inbreeding for "blood purity". This resulted in increasingly severe birth defects as the practice continued.

[@samstransformation9669]

Thanks for the fact!

[@paydankgang7772]

Ah yes "B L O O D P U R I T Y"

[@rempuia69]

*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD* We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@arm1733]

@@rempuia69 dang, You know the rules and so do I Say goodbye *pew*

[@cyberprime9355]

Indeed. It showcases what happens when mating with family members: you get something that is barely clinging to life or has frequent instances of "death" and activity. I should add that it was Hapsburg that coined the "Hapsburg Lip" usually associated with inbreeding. I think it was either Leopold I or Hapsburg himself who "had a cleft chin, a heart the size of a peppercorn, a single testicle, and charcoal black lungs." This is mostly paraphrasing, mind you. Side Note: Peppercorns are actually very tiny in comparison to the human heart. So, that in and of itself may be an exaggeration without visual evidence on the medic's part at the time.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“This gene allows humans to resist certain deleterious conditions relating to inbreeding” *Alabama would like to learn your location*

[@undeadprincess5726]

Fun fact! The royals have been inbreeding long before Alabama was founded

[@aquanaridllcl970]

And another fun fact : std impact mental capabiliyies have been the root cause of most crazy decision by the bourgeoisie, syphilis being the most common one

[@thatmomentwhen345]

Fun fact! It’s a joke

[@undeadprincess5726]

@@thatmomentwhen345 fun fact! This joke was repeated over and over and isnt original!

[@junkking6620]

Fun fact! his name is rayquaza and is giratina

[@walterk9916]

"What do you call this SCP?" "The Aristocrats!"

[@theasianpianoboy6750]

Aren't these guys basically the Habsburgs? Edit: Whoah they are *literally* the Habsburgs

[@orangejuice9102]

They really are lmaoo

[@pedroitavo1624]

im a fucking habsburg batard.......nice.....

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@pedroitavo1624 how’s it feel to get to know the family?

[@bachvandals3259]

@@stingerjohnny9951 sexy

[@chikerbriker7046]

lol,i knew those guys were sketchy,austria is just to the north of croatia,and in croatia there are descendants of them (most of them not by the second name,but still,those guys are weird,but this scp takes it to a whole new level...

[@StephenLynx8492]

Also kind of reminds me of the Demons from The Promised Neverland, particularly the aristocratic ones, only slightly less discriminating in what humans they choose to eat.

[@thebigweebyboi3235]

Promised Neverland said: plot twist, the demon ARE the scp

[@danielmoore5869]

@@thebigweebyboi3235 r2sfxwq8

[@natwalsh2710]

@@thebigweebyboi3235 😱

[@thebigweebyboi3235]

@@danielmoore5869 i only just saw this and used it as a youtube link but it says video isnt available anymore. what secrets are you hiding

[@derphunk5338]

The way TheRubber pronounces sarcophagi is the most disturbing thing of all.

[@chadatchison145]

Ikr, he does that with a few other words too lol.

[@Lokitellus]

How do you even pronounce it I have never heard it

[@mackmizzle23]

Sar-Kahf-Uh-Guy

[@selalewow]

I found it very irritating. Otherwise good videos. Wonder if he will make a part 2?

[@Lokitellus]

@@selalewow hopefully

[@resolutionblaze363]

Its kinda rare seeing MTF being badasses and actually winning over the SCPs they are tasked with capturing or observing. Most MTF's jobs are really to die to show us how scary the SCP is.

[@maroonweaboo]

this is essentially a mocking of Inbred Royals XD

[@jinpachibobochan3532]

the funny thing is that there still Habsburg people alive. I wonder how they will react to this. Also, the Habsburg family was famous for the 'Habsburg Lip'... "It is characterized by a jutting lower jaw that is often accompanied by an abnormally thick lower lip and sometimes a tongue that is abnormally large." The result of inbreeding.

[@subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5]

Karen : My child is perfectly healthy without the vaccination. Her child :

[@adamteashaw9441]

The crypt?

[@istolethispfpfromreddit]

@@adamteashaw9441 the crypt is where she kept the oils, used to make his children immune to disease

[@loanswashere.]

Wow how original like I didn’t see 2 comments before

[@vlastimirvukovic]

Don't trust him. he is impostor.

[@garrettnorton309]

Reddit moment

[@bezelbub8453]

Me watching this just being an Austrian: Damn, guess I'm not gonna sleep

[@brunobucciarati4793]

Do you live in fucking?

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

Get the polish

[@koooldud6317]

imagine this: you run into SCP 3288 and they look at you in disgust, leaving you alive but you feel as if you look like shit

[@firstname9369]

I bet he won't respond. And I never get tired of these animations

[@salt8888e]

TheRubber: exists everyone in comments: maybe he is a scp

[@mememachine3963]

That's because he is

[@nasimatulzannat9288]

Lie no one says that

[@mememachine3963]

@@nasimatulzannat9288 truth everyone is saying that

[@salt8888e]

@@nasimatulzannat9288 i think u didnt looked to the comment section enough

[@ninoclarke2060]

SCP-2522 also known as “The Rubber” 😂

[@mikhael_rai]

Scp foundation: We keep everything secret Le Rubber : Says every secrets in detail

[@rogerlee6826]

Hahahahahshahshsha

[@leonwarnemunde3182]

* angry scp foundation noises *

[@bigdragonking29]

@E I don't think you know about a certian SCP which makes it impossible to hide these docs, but they just make people believe it's fake :T

[@dominicalmonte9251]

This isnt an SCP, this is just average british people

[@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA]

Can confirm

[@Vee39570]

As a british citizen, I can confirm the accuracy of this comment.

[@wowzabang]

this is why we like perfect teeth

[@dark-hq3hf]

Hee hee

[@yeetyeet5548]

the british were in austria

[@karenbonds264]

These guys would look right at home as Darkest Dungeon DLC.

[@hollowboi4195]

The leper be like “bro I’m ugly but that needs to die”

[@xcn.z]

You're right they really look the same

[@aramwatters]

Holy shit your right.

[@tsmpirates4897]

Avengers: we saved the world countless times scp foundation: Am I a joke to you?!

[@mohmmadahmed8522]

Yeah is the foundation a joke?

[@hewotyt8435]

A big joke

[@wyattdolfin5700]

but the world has ended according to Duos Ex Machina at least 2 times

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

They've been saving the world since the 1900's

[@wyattdolfin5700]

so technically they did not save the world but then again they did repolate the world with clones so that counts I guess

[@alex57699]

So basically the mutant cannibal family from the wrong turn franchise

[@jillblotevogel3866]

Ya it's kinda funny when you think about it.

[@alexemtstudios7875]

Basically

[@rat-rat6381]

Like this is based reality they was aristocratic family who rule my country for few hundreds years and die in 18 century they marry they family for generations (like englis nobels was doing as well) And becouse of it lots of king was mentaly or physicly disabe for example Carl II was thet degenerate thet He cannot walk thil his 14 years (yes He realy rule for while xd)

[@rat-rat6381]

PS sorry for some mistake English isnt my First language

[@normalhuman9878]

But make them ✨fancy✨

[@AlfredoPuente8]

7:08 the Castilla Leon lions look really cool.

[@amieloplayzz9946]

We all love Oprative 18 for sacrificing his life 😔💖

[@thebingus9671]

Yeah

[@Revolutionary_Fish]

Why The Hell The Foundation Cement The Entrance to The Tunnels Why Just Observe The Tunnel And Wait Until Maybe Couple Of Their Group back to the tunnel,When Their Back Detonage A Huge Amount Of Explosive Wiping Them For Good.

[@Almondschoice]

funny enough. there was an instance where they sealed of all sewer accespoints in the city in vienna. it is nice to see what horror i should be aware at my home city.

[@cappybhara3201]

Please tell me u are joking

[@cappybhara3201]

I will not stop until u tell me u are joking

[@cappybhara3201]

Please reply i dont want nightmares

[@verytired2399]

*maybe you should go on a trip....AND NEVER COME BACK*

[@cappybhara3201]

Plz broo tell me

[@HERALDSMR]

“Addicted to eating human flesh” Here we go again

[@unlikelyguy3188]

I think scp 082 and scp 3288 would be get along quite well

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

@@unlikelyguy3188 same with the wendigo

[@sofya3033]

@M&M Religion more like 97%

[@citrusorange794]

And Baba Yaga thank goodness there is an SCP that makes Human Flesh

[@man95ster]

@@sofya3033 more like 302 undecillion%

[@jamespolygon9070]

“You’re not a clown, you’re the entire circus”

[@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224]

What are you talking about

[@TerraBlo]

I appreciate how TheRubber works alone and has 2 channels, uploads weekly animations about 10 minutes. I love you man

[@KingDerpy13]

Can we get an F in chat for that one Operative who sacrificed himself to distract the SCPs?

[@arks_knights]

F

[@Suppenhuhn_08]

F

[@existing-is-pain]

F

[@shriihanmukherjee6502]

He was going to die anyway, most probably being dissolved alive in hydrochloric acid/stomach aid. May as well take out some of the enemy to help out the surviving operatives and the foundation than die like that. Also F.

[@raresdraghici5033]

F

[@thicc_pepe_boi6948]

Aight, somebody gonna call the Hellsing organization we got Vampires over here.

[@joaquinvega5032]

When he said habsburg i was thinking "thats not a scp thats the common nobles of the medieval era"

[@tackyoptic]

I distinctly remember reading random SCPs and this one coming up- it was one of those cases where I wanted to stop reading but just couldn't. A really great SCP all things considered!

[@Vitamin._.Mel0n]

Fun fact: any face that the Rubber makes is much cute

[@JiroLucinia]

👁️👅👁️

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

and this is why the Hastburg faded into obscurity: too much inbreeding

[@amanwithabruhifypfp5388]

😂 🅱ruh 😂

[@nword3508]

Doesn't make sense but ok

[@nicholashaas5574]

Faded into obscurity? Wut? They were pretty significant all the way up to the fall of the Austro-Hungarian empire after WWI.... and even then.

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

@@nicholashaas5574 it was supposed to be a joke, especially about their appearance

[@doges_6864]

*Sweet Home alabama*

[@jieqiangluo5487]

The winged hussars' souls in the SCP universe: *I regret fighting for the Habsburgs*

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@christianandresschafer1269]

No that is retarded people

[@aileenp.5218]

Me: **reads your name and sees your pfp** Also me: **confusion noises**

[@kathreenabel5868]

@@aileenp.5218 Darn your Right

[@pillowmaster420]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof This idiot: "Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9 year olds: FIRST FIRST"

[@aileenp.5218]

@@pillowmaster420 *b o r k*

[@paulbadilla8872]

The rubber makes these SCPs a lot less scary and horrid, respects to TheRubber

[@lmggoldwolf8515]

i think he has mad kids watch the videos and got nightmares

[@Isosceles371]

I like the channel, but NOT the rubber character. Cuteness has no place with SCP. That's 999s place and no where else. IMO

[@YmirSkull]

ThePlastic

[@thegamingdino2410]

There scps there’s supposed to be scary

[@paulbadilla8872]

@@lmggoldwolf8515 Dude I'm 10

[@TheDrink9876]

imagine a containment breach with these. "ok guys get the flash lights"

[@pp7886]

It's a habsburgs had not in breed them or like throw them into the darkness they will be good people. humans to know their sons of BS

[@mr.potato2223]

Shoots lasgun

[@JayYoungs1992]

@@mr.potato2223 The Emperor protects

[@mr.potato2223]

@@JayYoungs1992 yes

[@Talon102-db7nk]

So... basically incest gone wrong. Then again. When the hell can incest ever go right.

[@penguin5907]

Well that kinda sums up the SCP history of missions besides afew Lol

[@tesali9554]

Cleopatra?

[@penguin5907]

@@tesali9554 what?

[@laylaminrir]

@@penguin5907 she was product of incest. But I guess she got all the right genes and became one of the most beautiful women. In a sense she's what came out 'right' from inbreeding.

[@jordondordon]

Everybody gangsta til inbreeding makes an SCP. Also, how is the rubber not dead? He stands beside keter class anomalies like it's nothing.

[@k3v1n73]

"man our inbreeding is making our childen retarded , should we stop?" "nah lets just manipulate our genes in a way that inbreeing cant harm us anymore"

[@user-lp2cn7oe1z]

So wait are these things real?

[@user-lp2cn7oe1z]

I'm talking about the scp's

[@le_m4sters456]

@@user-lp2cn7oe1z yes ;-;

[@theotherghostgirl337]

The rubber himself is a thaumiel scp

[@PreFiXAUT]

That weird moment when an actual SCP is written to be in your City 🙃

[@shortcatofficial2137]

uh oh oopsies

[@reginaldcaldwell2951]

Good luck bro, go buy a bright flashlight

[@godz3717]

Good luck sleeping

[@joeclark18]

which one

[@simonbrandstetter9693]

Junge des is anfoch Österreich xD

[@TheDaxter999]

Aww man, this ones is one of my favorite scps. You just missed the creepy ending: they kept finding hives and registered increased activity of this scp. They found one instance that had imprisoned several human women to rape them. They captured and questioned it; it said that "the empress" had ordered the hives to begin mixing with the normal human population Q.Q something about conquering the surface

[@Vilotaa]

@Luke Fraczek Fuck Scarlet King, fuck Plague Doctor,fuck wendigo and baba yaga, this scp sent chills down my spine.

[@justcommoncurt]

And now we know why it wasn't included. Buddy, if he included anything regarding serial violence he basically not get paid...

[@blake3631]

@Drakon590 that makes two of us brother

[@TheDaxter999]

@@justcommoncurt did you even watch the video? a guy gets eaten alive, another torn in two, etc. geeeeeez

[@kyvilfongkot3591]

So are there any story about the empress I wanna know about this empress

[@alejandrooliva2787]

Humans: exist SCPs: This is some serious gourmet shit

[@gaus7153]

Me who watched Hellsing ultimate abridged: Huh, now I get that

[@pigeonmama]

I see you are a man of culture!

[@ricardozepeda6053]

WHAT CAN YOU SAY NOW?!!

[@thecoolestprinz885]

BITCH love cannon

[@daswordofgork9823]

HEY KIDS WHAT TO SEE A DEAD BODY!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@pigeonmama]

We have one weakness that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!!

[@stingerjohnny9951]

He didn’t even touch on the last part of the file, where a second alpha called “the Empress” authorized her dukes and lords to rape women to spread their “pure blood” to the world. These things are BEYOND messed up

[@omori3703]

Jesus

[@Smartyvoy]

Wait what

[@ocurtamemes1477]

I think that's why he didn't touch it

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@ocurtamemes1477 fair point.

[@Th3_Nimrod]

Please tell me they got put down

[@silversintv]

I'm sorry I dont want to be rude but, i feel the need to comment on how wrong he said sarcophagi 7:13

[@Larry5781]

Trurh

[@dragonoverlord2010]

I don't mean to be rude either, but that is not how "diminutive" is pronounced. I don't know how he added an "i" but that was "diminuitive". 10:32

[@cristi37]

My caption didnt make any problems. ITS A WIIIIIIIIITCH! 🔥 |

[@Ijokealot]

Rest In Peace Operative 18, thank you for your service.

[@maxs6511]

RIP

[@checkmyplaylist1695]

i was really hoping he would have stayed alive.

[@AustinWTchoi]

I have a question. Do you think that Chippo Dubs (The immortal Halo Marine) is in the SCP MTF, or is he a SCP?

[@Wysti3]

Everyone gangsta til the queen starts becoming pennywise

[@gamingdarkalan2141]

Peanut :O

[@如诗-f4q]

finally, a comment that features pennywise

[@edbertdharmawan1819]

I DONT SEE JOJO REFERENCE

[@Olangolangnoob]

Yehhh peanut

[@NecrosisInTime]

Why is nobody surprised that he can make a video in a week... I mean he deserves more because the animators and him try hard to make these for people.

[@ebolaevd-2710]

Agreed

[@virginialeslie2914]

I think these guys were the inspiration for the guest’s from little nightmares

[@sasweennair2090]

I finnaly understand why my mother didnt let me watch aristrocats.

[@someabsolutepleb2228]

Is that a movie or something?

[@moredakka2709]

@@someabsolutepleb2228 you’ve been Rick rolled

[@lemonmaffin3053]

Me: Wow I wonder how these originated TheRubber: The Habsburgs... Me: Figures

[@nathanbennig5103]

Therapist: Rambo Rubber can't hurt you, he doesn't exist Rambo Rubber: 11:08

[@denji6975]

@jt shelton rambo is rambo

[@ZulFahmi-gc8gc]

@jt shelton rambo is rambo (2)

[@Pablodelic]

@jt shelton Rambo is Rambo (3)

[@cookieschan1186]

@jt shelton rambo is the main character in the film called First Blood

[@randomizer01j23]

7:20 the way you say sarcophagi kills me 😂😂

[@potato0129]

I love how they were using the boring flamethrower to kill vampires. Amazing content as always

[@JetSamurai7X]

that scp task force guy as he was about to get eaten: choke on this! "tosses grenade down its mouth"

[@sona5795]

Sounds like a chris Redfield lyric from resident evil 5

[@kinalovjo2136]

Hell yeah

[@Haltzerk]

I bet that the Rubber is an Scp himself, ghost or a 05 council member under effect of some scp If he is an scp, his ability is to be ignored by anything fangerous Ghost is a ghost And who know what 05 uses to drug themselves to immortality. Let's hope it doesn't include anything related sacrifices to scarlet King

[@kdkhj]

Or he is some sort of dr dolittle of SCPs

[@demoved.]

I think rubber is just a cousin of scp-999

[@user-lp2cn7oe1z]

Are SCP'S REAL then?(plz say no,plz say no)

[@ethan4life732]

How most people probably expect them to speak: Vamperic tongue with a bit of a french accent How I expect them to speak: "ARE YOU SCCCCHHHEEEEWWPID?!"

[@thesidecharacter6443]

Same

[@erieperry8241]

Theory: TheRubber is himself an SCP

[@50thdollar61]

Cant say I don’t disagree

[@telioscotto6903]

He’s the true undocumented scp-001

[@erieperry8241]

@@telioscotto6903 or SCP-000

[@mememachine3963]

I mean, he can teleport, talk telepathically, project images, and predict the future

[@JoaoPedroDoRegoBarrosLopesVera]

@@telioscotto6903 well, i mean, one of the possible scp-001 is a website that leaks information from the scp foundation, so it's likely to be scp-001-A

[@fierysamurai8215]

I can’t be the only one who felt bad for operative 18 right? *He sacrificed himself ;-;*

[@TWreckt]

I no joke nearly cried

[@sovigndev5464]

Tbh I’m glad he got ahold of a grenade

[@Kncperseus]

I'd rather blow myself up with a grenade than being digested by some inbreeding freak too. Last laugh will be mine!

[@PeachFuzzz_1]

My dude we all feel your pain but he saved alot of lives. We all salute you operative 18. *trumpets playing in background*

[@sudmuck]

I hope the foundation atleast made a memorial or named something cool after him.

[@Eocb8]

"anomalous" gene, somebody in the family screwed an animal or something along the lines of that, didn't they.

[@Eocb8]

@Grievous Probably indeed lol

[@tylerforehand2983]

Or an alien or some other scp.

[@robinsr4745]

@@tylerforehand2983 Interspecies?

[@elizadesiree843]

Maybe

[@DMDarren]

Considering that this is the Habsburgs we’re talking about I am inclined to believe they tried this at least once

[@Pink_Spriggan]

You guys should actually check out the actual Habsburg’s history, there was a case I believe where an uncle married his niece. There is a bunch more cases you can and look into.

[@KuchiKopi179]

Yea, she wrote in her diary that her uncle wanted her to call him uncle whilst they were fucking 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 depraved turn on

[@A_Ducky]

Oh we know.. at least those who had to learn history of the Hapsburg empire as it ruled us for awhile. Grade school books weren't even censored in the 80s :)

[@Pink_Spriggan]

@@A_Ducky Yeah they sugarcoat a whole lot of things today.

[@AmieEss]

The Egyptians took it further - dads copulating with daughters and siblings with eachother 🤢

[@Pink_Spriggan]

@@AmieEss Oooo yeah…royal family trees in general are not ever normal-

[@old5929]

A wise man once said "Turn your family tree into a family circle."