SCP Foundation Universe: The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation

[@Lagbeard]

My favorite thing on the list is "Dr. Bright is not allowed to stand in a corner and twiddle his thumbs."

[@Thecoffeeconsumer]

the fact that there's over an HOUR of stuff Bright isn't allowed to do....

[@spacetechempire510]

The thing is it’s growing...

[@Imago27292]

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed near any amount of olive oil to "unvirgin" after incident 4/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED] Addendum 1: Dr bright is not allowed near any cooking oil/lubricant. Ever.

[@iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay]

@@spacetechempire510 Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ any form of foundation personal to SCP-1609 while in uniform.

[@growingoaks]

And the fact that he had to have done these at some point But wouldnt you do some wild stuff if you were cursed with immortality?

[@ChaoticDoctorBright]

Used to be 53 minutes 50 seconds, or 53 minutes 49 seconds with that annoying extra second thing on yt

[@AnonByProxy0]

Glad to see Mr. Welch's List making the rounds outside the tabletop scene.

[@demondeity9816]

My favourite line is the list saying that the original 4chan posts where real and it was just doctor bright messing with the foundation.

[@chrisb9143]

Wait. Throw D-class at it until it stops *is* a viable solution

[@boobah5643]

Not the way Dr. Bright does it.

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

Agreed

[@Harrycoook]

it's scary that rule 61 exists. you unknowingly send Dr Bright a spam email and he replies with a memetic kill agent lmao

[@thecolorpurple4807]

Pretty based as shit

[@yvonnewilson2242]

I miss this character so much. I understood why this was removed, but I've always dreamed that if there ever was to be a scp movie or seties made, I saw Ryan Reynolds playing Dr. Bright. I mean...Dr. Bright is just Deadpool in a lab coat. And yes, Ryan Reynolds plays himself most the time, but i cant picture anyone else pulling off Dr. Bright on screen. I don't know any other actors who come close.

[@rainfallatnightfall]

They're thinking of renaming the character to Dr.Elisa Shaw to separate him from the things the real person did. I heard about this from Dr.Cimmerian his reasoning was that the character has changed a lot from how the original author wrote him.

[@localnpc69]

Idea for Bright: When possessing a new host body, use the phrase "eviction notice"

[@Dr_bright963]

Perfection

[@immortality_sucks963]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to "096roll" anyone, ever. You almost started an XK, Bright. Twice.

[@palehunter6711]

I've never understood how Dr Bright is not a ketter class he is so dangerous I mean maybe Euclid because to stop how you just need to kill him and put the necklace in a box.

[@Toby_Bikes]

that by definition makes scp 963 safe

[@taith2]

He's too valuable, and can be mass produced, foundation is always short on staff, especially in the front line and highly qualified

[@Logan-ul9ej]

@@taith2don’t know what the ethics committee would say about that though

[@Jaiden-Draws]

@@taith2 thats.. no. dont do that.

[@luisarnold3454]

I think the levels safe, euclid, and keter refer to how easy they are to contain. Bright, while quite dangerous, is wildly easy to contain and in fact is contained.

[@Emmeron1]

what possibly could have happened for him to no longer be allowed to twiddle his thumbs

[@DaxSudo]

Apparently this is the last remaining video that isnt reaction content of the list. Thanks for keeping it up. This reading and list is way darker now knowing what we know about Dr Bright.

[@Logan-ul9ej]

Yea turns out he is way scarier irl

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Every workplace, no matter how serious, has silly little guys doin shenanigans.

[@WardNightstone]

#11 is just flagrantly untrue and we all know it

[@CB-sv2bm]

That's a Hell of a threat there at the end... Holy Shit... Giving Doctor Bright carte blanche on some poor soul

[@SonGoku02314]

288: Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do speak to miners

[@augustusvillanueva2008]

(what's SCP-2558-J? look up what SCP-2558-J is) NOOOOO NOT THE KITTENS, DR.BRIGHT YOUR A MONSTER!!!!!

[@scaraloth-v8f]

"chainsaws arent the solituon to everything" lets not talk about that

[@floridamanwentwild4411]

Dr.Bright = Florida Man

[@MobPenguinstudios]

True and you vill disapier

[@MobPenguinstudios]

SCP foundation is on to you

[@Nox_lol_]

Haven't watched it yet. The fact that this is over an hour long is hilarious

[@idkwhatmynameis53]

This is where the fun begins

[@ewjo03]

I'm so amped to see this post!! It's been so long since I've heard this list, I love it! Keep it up!

[@Shythalia]

The Exploring Series literally just posted an hour ago about this as well. xD What a nice coincidence.

[@Ryu_D]

This was a delight. Thank you for the hilarity.

[@Ryu_D]

Mwahahahahahaha!

[@growingoaks]

You could say he had a habit of JACKING things up 😂

[@nickoli1993]

The list just keeps getting bigger

[@idcgaming518]

I've seen most forms of this, so this is gonna be FUN *happy colonialism noises*

[@idcgaming518]

It was indeed fun

[@sambob8019]

I still like the more raunchy version

[@naumonix1571]

Dr.Bright: *EXISTENCE AND PAIN!*

[@Nightmare-lp6iw]

This makes me so happy

[@voidhaseyes]

unleash Shaw upon them

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

I have just one response to number 11… Rule 34.

[@descendantgaming5410]

Yeah 😐. It definitely exists, unfortunately

[@maxxammax0]

Bright seems like a riot lmao

[@RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll]

My man really likes to screw around

[@WorldWeave]

We all know that most if not all of these were done out of boredom

[@michaelbaker1508]

Wait, its an updated list!?!? I thought this was the same lost from like five or six years ago

[@Toby_Bikes]

oh this is great

[@mcdrag1588]

Ah joy Love to see what he can't do

[@crevoreingot]

Sorry but bright broke 11

[@catw1thkn1f3]

the entire list was deleted from the wiki for some reason, it's really sad

[@Logan-ul9ej]

It’s cuz bright was asking/saying some inappropriate things to minors on several different occasions

[@rawrrawr950]

I love the 2nd 1 tho XD

[@Otone360]

Thank you for this 😂

[@MrAwesome_69]

Jesus Christ what has this man been up to?!

[@machinegunbabygirl]

many things

[@NemoracStrebor]

I feel like maybe something on the list got copied wrong. How can you give one of a series of trees to someone as a weapon?

[@JQ3B94]

Classic scp stuff New video

[@drragdoll4361]

These are certainly afterwards rules🤣🤣

[@mahoganydoughnut6082]

Haven't done anything relating to scp for a while, not that i dislike it just got bored of it. Wonder what's changed since i left.

[@silvertrimhill9844]

This is going to be so distracting

[@shaddysehly5040]

some parts in the rules are left out or missing

[@szeth5287]

*More DAKKA*

[@theJoccc1]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

[@Dr.JackBright482]

You guys are no fun at all.

[@iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay]

You are no allowed to bring ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ any form of foundation personal to SCP-1609 while in uniform. Stop it. No one likes woodchips in their lungs. ̶i̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶n̶s̶a̶w̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶

[@immortality_sucks963]

agreed

[@imaclone2]

Is there a reason multiple channels read this on the same day?

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

What was special about the day after they were posted?

[@idcgaming518]

@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 the fact that this guy didn't realise is funni to meh.

[@nekkog1744]

Classic

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

Well what can he do??😰

[@err0rsnas626]

Exist (currently under debate) Breathe (under extreme supervision)

[@jasontodd3681]

Whatever happened to the original upload of a video like this? All I remember of it was the voice was a womans

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

As a furry I'd be scared of Dr Bright Edit: 1:02 not with that attitude there's not! Edit 2: why not in Germany I'm German and I find it kinda spicy

[@BrewmasterLo]

My sona is an axolotl I AM Dr. Bright

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

​@@BrewmasterLo I am a Fox my sona is a fox who is technically a scientist for the foundation. Even he is afraid of Dr Jack Bright when it comes to the marital aid incident and it was hilarious

[@fighterphoenix5789]

the German version is somewhat better

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment!

[@immortality_sucks963]

take this down

[@JQ3B94]

Why is that This is the only video in existence that isn't reaction content of the list The reason the original list was removed was because the person who started writing it was a perv

[@ava_ava_ava_ava_ava]

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