SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats

[@bbthedemon3677]

“Despite the loss of life, the mission was deemed a success.” Sums up the SCP foundation.

[@dragon22214]

And any military

[@legoeggos8146]

@@djej6524 o😢 oooo😢

[@Kfcisnicenocap]

I mean now scp is so dumbed doun like what do you expect it’s a ruthless organisation

[@nuclearbirdutsuho]

with the foundation losing big amounts of poeple how do they not run out

[@huongHoang-wt5mc]

@@Kfcisnicenocap what?

[@orihallmark]

that soldier who detonated the bomb from inside the SCP's stomach is a legend. Usually they just hide and run until they're eaten. Let's give this unknown soldier some respect

[@The_Wires]

Yes

[@top10512]

👏

[@Dipshit298]

What about the dudes who ran in to save the civilian?

[@hamster1079]

Yea 👏

[@gamerodinodin4202]

*press f to pay respect* f f f f f f

[@BathingInAcheron]

I genuinely think Ferdinand is DEFINATELY related to this bloodline, because that would explain SO much

[@garg4531]

Honestly it really would... Everything about him fits so well, from his appearance to his demeanor

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

9:34 That quick dubbing of "bodies" over "babies" really cracked me up.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

Fetuses, but yeah.

[@AngelDust6969]

I (seriously, I'm not joking) love how this is more mild compared and leaves out the far more disturbing aspect of this SCP. These creatures were doing things way worse than just eating people... They were trying to procreate with humans. The results were the female hosts all dying as the spawn burst from them. One host was rescued by an MTF unit, only for the spawn to burst out and lead to the deaths of the woman, the unit, and the helicopter pilots.

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

I absolutely hate that about this video

[@ArDeeMee]

The babies didn‘t burst out, though - they ATE their way out. =X

[@AngelDust6969]

@@ArDeeMee yeah.

[@UniverseShinobi]

Cool

[@valtersplume3726]

@@ArDeeMee and then proceeded to have the rescue team for dessert. If even newborns of this species are such efficient killing machines, it can safely be "promoted" to Apollyon.

[@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004]

SCP explained: "Talking about Holy Roman Empire" Also SCP explained: "Showed the 18th century emperor dressing like the ancient Roman"

[@joshmcgootermier2301]

Im so glad that others noticed this. Glad im not the only one that felt my brain melt a bit.

[@Assassin0223]

So am I

[@Dante_xy7]

No Habsburg austrian Empire is

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

@@joshmcgootermier2301same

[@Nsinger998]

Junior Researcher: *Presents above SCP and it's details* Senior Researcher: ...And what do you call this SCP? Junior Researcher: The Aristocrats!

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

I mean... They were at one point.

[@altoyhost]

With the obligatory Gilbert Gottfried voice

[@ironreaver4589]

I really appreciate the varied and different appearances of the MTFs from different time periods. Keep up the awesome work!

[@johnDoe-gv8si]

I love your Unicronian faction symbol avatar.

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

@@johnDoe-gv8si it is badass 😎🙌🏽

[@ironreaver4589]

@@johnDoe-gv8si thanks! Don’t really see it used with modern Transformers fiction these days so always glad when someone recognises it!

[@SneakyCatcoon]

sigma 6

[@geardog24]

I always had a theory that SCP-082 Ferdinand was related to the 3288, since they're both large, super strong, and cannibalistic.

[@imyourdaddy5822]

Could be, if not they'd atleast get along great.

[@ellis7622]

ferdinand is french though, isn’t he?

[@Amiruchis]

@@ellis7622 yes howeber the habsburgs where also french in some parts i think

[@vickychase4032]

You would be right Ferinand is the King 3288 is his Cabinet

[@cyberprime9355]

It is certainly possible Ferdinand is of this family. I mean, look at them, one big ugly family.

[@MrMementoMori]

Keter Class entries are either insane or just disturbing. This one Is both Edit: Inbreeding is creepy man.

[@cyberprime9355]

It is one of those anomalies that borrows some historical context mixed in with absolute insanity, especially with the litany of diseases and disorders these freaks put up with. The fact they aren't dead is freaking mystifying

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

"Absolutely nothing under this sign." That one gets me

[@jamiesonboulanger1478]

I think the black knight was pretty nice

[@octoling6479]

Eh, 4999 is actually pretty nice. All he does manifests in a room with lonely dying person and comforts them until the person dies.

[@MrMementoMori]

@@octoling6479 that's a good exception to be honest

[@Spade3725]

The thing I love about this channel is that they don’t just read the scp’s they actually tell a story

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

A few channels do too.

[@uncarbonatedmilk_]

@twizzm i feel like that's partially to keep it concise

[@ItsHimBro]

@@uncarbonatedmilk_ also because of KZbin.

[@SpookyYetPolite]

@twizzm just watch a different channel then : /

[@loiseauxmort9568]

This SCP is one of those that unironically gives me chills, such a perfect metaphor for how the ruling class destroys regular people but also like, actually terrifying itself too.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Imma have to dunk on your hot take. It includes the notions of nobility viewing themselves as superior, as was common, but the direct mentions of the Hapsburg line and the constant reminder of “purity of blood” makes many more callbacks to the extreme inbreeding of the Hapsburgs and of European nobility in general

[@alexrexaros9837]

You guys didn't get at all, it's an elaborate "The Aristocrats" joke

[@seelcudoom1]

@@alexrexaros9837 which was itself a potshot at the cruelty and depravity of the ruling class so its still correct

[@Gnossiene369]

And the commoners who care to little to make a change. Those who don't want to be ruled aren't. Billions of people acting like thousands are spanking us. Get real and try harder.

[@salicaguillotines]

*surname intensifies*

[@cicelypatterson3927]

i choose to believe that this is what happens when you "keep it in the family"

[@legeul]

Well, here it's everybody, we all knew this day would come. The Aristocrats, although this version is WAYYYY tamer than the original. I've seen Volgun's video on this one, and man, the writer for this SCP really did everything they could to make this one as vile as possible.

[@xerothedarkstar]

But that's the punchline, right?

[@legeul]

@@xerothedarkstar It sure is, it's the whole point of it, but still impresive.

[@NursingMortician]

yess I love the volgun's video

[@Sensiav703]

The Hapsburgs were weird as Hell and tbh I could see them actually trying this at one point

[@ozymandiaz1002]

Gotta keep em' best genes in da family

[@tsukasaminende2877]

@@ozymandiaz1002SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAA

[@ozymandiaz1002]

@@tsukasaminende2877 ya family tree gotta look like a ladder amiright

[@Wildtails1]

@@ozymandiaz1002 in CK3 I call it the family circle

[@Im_Local]

Honestly they probably tried but failed after generations of inbreeding killed most of their remaining bloodline due to mutations

[@cyberprime9355]

This one stuck with me for years, largely due to the sheer insanity of these deformed and depraved monsters.... Reminds me of when Royal Families would go so far to commit inbreeding or incest, which lead to pedigree collapse and recessive defects galore. Hapsburgs anyone? I mean this SCP multiplies like freaking rabbits. The list of diseases is no small thing either. In fact, the list is as follows according to the wikidot page: Hyperdontia- Excessive Number of teeth in the mouth Macrodontia- Abnormally large teeth in the mouth Gross Mandibular Prognathism -Lower Jaw outgrows the Upper Jaw. Possible sign of genetic disfiguration (Much like the Hapsburg lip) Dolichostenomelia- Unnaturally long or disproportionate limbs Arachnodactyly- Abnormally long and slender fingers and toes, especially in comparison to the palm or the foot Polydactyly- Excessive number of fingers and/or toes Kyphosis -Best known by the cultural shorthand, "Hunchback" Tapetum Lucidum- a layer of tissue behind the retina, increasing the possible light intake by the photoreceptors by sending it through the retina. Complete Heterochromia- One eye is different from the other in terms of color Gottschall-Gartner Syndrome- Extremely Rare (Damn near exclusive to inbreeding) disease where a layer of enamel is on the surface of the skin, this leading to extreme pain when it breaks Alopecia Universalis- Medical condition where all hair, especially on the eyebrows and eyelashes is lost. Acute Photophobia- Aversion to light; often exploited for interrogation. Delirium, usually manifesting as malignant narcissism or delusions of grandeur. And, as seen in the video, cannibalism. But seriously, of it weren't for that "Magic Gene", these freaks wouldn't NEARLY have lived as long as they have. But the trouble doesn't end there: There was a complete list of vaults written down that marked every last known hive. However, it isn't complete because of the natural onset of mold damage to the original parchment. God only knows how many vaults are still out there

[@joannabaparileszczynska]

I’m certain that whoever wrote this scp did so just after reading about the Hapsburgs and particularly Charles the 2 of Spain.

[@joannabaparileszczynska]

@@glasscardproductions4736 the video mentions the Hapsburgs several times. When Charles came to power, inbreeding had been going on for 16 generations. His mother and aunt were the same person.

[@glasscardproductions4736]

@@joannabaparileszczynska, by 'The Ptolemies', I meant that they were probably breeding with their siblings and parents by the time that they all looked like this, unlike the Habsburgs who only married their cousins and aunts/uncles.

[@joannabaparileszczynska]

@@glasscardproductions4736 aaaa, I see.

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

This video left out how they were now kidnapping women per the Empress commands saying: "she states our blood is pure enough that we will not dissolute."

[@briancorvello3620]

FINALLY! Those guys are one of my favorite SCP stories.

[@The-Branch]

9:33 "The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES,* all displaying severe and likely fatal birth deformities"

[@ThatGuyRNA]

It does sound cut

[@sealover7134]

@@ThatGuyRNA I think it was a little bit. Maybe KZbin called them out on something. Considering the SCP's vile nature, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@Got_Dayng]

It used to say fetuses

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

@@sealover7134 considering that they're probably on super f^cking thin ice regarding the algorithm and monetization, even making this is ballsy

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

​@@Got_Dayng I wasn't aware you could edit a video like that after it was published.

[@starmanexe7721]

Also, could Ferdinand the Cannibal be one of these Aristocrats? The similarities are plenty, when you think about it.

[@dragon22214]

Maybe but he looks to human

[@flameofthephoenix8395]

They said that the deformities got worse and worse as they reproduced, perhaps Ferdinand was one of the much earlier Aristocrats, because Ferdinand is much less mutated than these ones.

[@nightmarerex2035]

and what about the peaople in the government like fauchi and biden?

[@flameofthephoenix8395]

@@nightmarerex2035 That's a pretty accurate comparison.

[@dragon22214]

@@nightmarerex2035 do not encourage stupidity in comment sections

[@byronic-heroine]

And they said Charles II of Spain was a genetic mess. He looks like a perfect human specimen compared to this.

[@lukefranklin5]

Leopold’s outfit is highly anachronistic. I think there might be some confusion of the Holy Roman Empire with the Roman Empire. They were not the same. The Holy Roman Empire was a collection of German city states and when Leopold was reigning he would wear similar clothes to ones you would see worn by 17th century kings

[@DouglasTheMagicBean]

I was just thinking this

[@eobardthawne3333]

Technically it would be close to that. They probably lost contact with the above Hapsburgs around that time.

[@joshmcgootermier2301]

@@eobardthawne3333 the difference was a matter of well over a thousand years. Wouldn't be accurate in the least. The name holy roman empire was an attempt by the church to link their chosen HRE back to the RE of antiquity but this was in name alone. The Russian Empire largely did the same thing but with a more legit claim. This was like showing a tsar dressed as a an ancient roman since the title is tied to caesar. Long winded, but yeah, not yeah, all the way back to Charlemagne HRE never dressed that way.

[@supleted]

I know there are consequence to recklessly eliminating every SCP, but I think this one is the exception to that rule.

[@ethanor]

They're probably studying them for now, getting everything they can get in terms of information and science, and THEN marching them into a grinder.

[@actung4044]

The foundation studies and once everything that sparks their curiosity had been seen they destroy it if it’s necessary

[@Galvamel]

I loves it when the story is just the facts and we get to draw our own conclusions.

[@HalfCycle]

“Grave Consequences” got me chuckling lol good one

[@MrMurdock86]

... This feels like one of those SCPs that would be better for everybody if they were simply purged with a good old-fashioned remote injection of lead to the brain

[@CMoneyBounceHouse]

The origin of “random witch” is kinda meh. I thought the Habsburgs notoriety for inbreeding and deformities would’ve just naturally descended and continued until it led to… this. Other than that, this is actually one of my favorite SCP’s y’all have talked about in a while.

[@mikaelantonkurki]

Considering the witch's knowledge of biology and her somewhat anarchist motives it is quite likely that the witch was a member of the Nälkä or as most would know it "Sarkicism".

[@CMoneyBounceHouse]

@@mikaelantonkurki that’s a fair lore explanation. Call me old fashioned, but I like a lot of the SCP’s that are a bit more separated from all the lore sometimes. I love the lore that’s come up, but I’m not the biggest fan of it popping up wherever just for the sake of popping up. It’s more mysterious when there’s no explanation at all. At least for me. To each their own I suppose.

[@Jay-jv8hx]

Well inbreeding alone isn't anomalous, just gross.

[@conorlaffan5395]

19:49 love the Hapsburg crest in place of the foundation logo

[@kenyagaz]

The Habsburg family-mafia were the most unhuman branch of the history ever now. That SCP is similar outside that they were/is inside.

[@ZachSeineVideos]

This is the most elaborate version of "The Aristocrats!"-Joke I ever heard.

[@user-bk9qj8yi6r]

"absolutely nothing to find under this sign" people: oh yea there is ABSOLUTELY nothing i suppose

[@carrfolds6889]

I have been waiting for this episode forever, this is the first SCP entry I ever read.

[@professionalprofessor9033]

Ferdinand the Cannibal after learning of this SCP: MY FAMILY

[@LordZadrenoss]

now I'm imagining Maximilien the Great saying to Ferdinand, in the words of Josh from Drake and Josh : "hug me, brother!"

[@professionalprofessor9033]

@@LordZadrenoss HAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

[@OCSM1TH]

When they began to talk about the teeth, the first drain that came to mind was Ferdinand. This type of a mission requires no less than Samsara

[@WeaponXSigma]

Another SCP that I would agree with the GOC regarding an SCP being wiped out

[@SussiSalamander6]

9:31 "The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES*, all displaying..." some spooky editing there

[@cd31000]

0:57 Are we not going to talk about the fact that the child disappeared as the agent watching him blinked.

[@anthonyruiz615]

There was also a strange audio hiccup from 9:33 to 9:36. Could just be me but I heard “strange .. bodies”

[@cd31000]

SCP Explained is itself an SCP? That would explain a lot.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

@@anthonyruiz615 they had to sub "bodies" over "fetuses"

[@theheadbandguy8921]

When you are so inbred your an SCP: *HABSBURG 100*

[@Schattennebel]

Alabama people: "Finally a worthy opponement! Our Battle will be Legendary!"

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

"Absolutely nothing under this sign." That one gets me

[@naseemahmed2529]

Wittlesbach: OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!

[@dom9766]

Legends say the workers who examined the bodies are still in the bathroom

[@o5-4]

Good one

[@o5-4]

Zink

[@scottmiller2341]

You know, I really hesitated on clicking this video at first... Only because of the joke "The Aristocrats", but then I thought, "They wouldn't..." and clicked anyways. LOL

[@theyfried7256]

I wish maxamillian and ferdinand would be able to meet… they have a lot in common!! I think they’d get along swimmingly

[@cheese7652]

9:13 what do you mean you weren’t funny? You got a giggle out me!

[@dinnermaniac7591]

They should introduce that aristocrat king to Ferdinand the cannible I have a feeling that they might get along great or start a war either way it would be very interesting

[@YagrumBagarn69]

He may very well be related as there were a number of French habsburg members named Ferdinand, was a common name in their incestuous house.

[@slothking49]

loving the longer videos guys, great work!

[@mutecryptid]

One of my favorite scp’s, love the character models for this episode

[@LordZadrenoss]

I especially like the model of the blue suited male with the big teeth...

[@kevkevplays5662]

Is this because “the Hapsburgs married into so many royal families that they would have to start marrying themselves” -history of the entire world I guess, so they did, and the sheer amount of invest made these things?

[@TamaTsuki21]

These things are somehow worse than a family walking into a talent agency 😨

[@redwolflancer3051]

That would be a great survival horror game, having to escape from a aristocrats den

[@Evman2000]

I usually think I won’t ever get affected by any scp because I live in Europe. Now I’m afraid because if the scp foundation were to be real I’m in danger.

[@WungerPlays]

You know it’s gonna be a good scp explained video, when it’s about scps

[@kimjongun5691]

I like how the operative set his bomb off. That's cool, creepy but cool.

[@specialtyk9212]

Random, but the king saying "...but some are more noble than others," reminds me of one of the rules in Animal Farm that was changed under Napoleon that said, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

[@thepotatolizerd33]

Yay! You have the best SCP stories

[@Ptsdsquadfr]

14:57 bro took "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI" to a whole new extreme right there

[@loidatherese]

been waiting for this one for a while!! amazing work as always :D

[@rebewtinydino2572]

You guys definitely need to a part 2 to this one

[@scottoakes4575]

Ive been waiting to see who would touch on the house of Hapsburg next. This one's my favorite least known scp

[@apyrthegreat6708]

one of my favorite scp stories. good work man!

[@xavierrodriguez8432]

There was another part in this story involving a helicopter crash and horribly pregnant kidnapped women. It’s really disturbing so if you want to find out what happened go read the wiki.

[@nicklausnicholson2908]

I've been waiting for you guys to do this one. Thank you!

[@leslieandrews9208]

So, what would The Aristocrats do if they manage to get rid of the "peasants"?

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

They'd eat them.

[@jeevudaaybhalla7104]

SCP explained should make a podcast on spotify, I could listen to these episodes for hours on end as well as without having to keep youtube open

[@NinjaCman1]

An infamous anomaly that makes the song "Sweet Home Alabama", look like a sonnet in comparison. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Day 277 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.

[@Project_VideoGame]

Im gonna ask this Do ancient symphonies and songs have different ranks or something?

[@hakimdiwan5101]

Dude I have to admire your determination.

[@NinjaCman1]

@@Project_VideoGame It's just a song that people have been using as a meme for incest in the Southern USA.

[@LordWiseWolf]

I'm just gonna have to steal this for my D&D group.

[@thoraldwiseriver365]

Hm. They don't think long term at all. Once all the "meek" and "worthless" are consumed and gone. It wouldn't be long before they start attacking and eating each other. It's not all black and white, people have varying levels of traits and behaviors after all.

[@Qanomaly491]

when building the bronze door: "so i want a door here, but it cant be opened." "so a wall then?" "NO, A DOOR" "...ok? One "door" then" "proceeds to build wall then carve into door"

[@StellarCrackhead42]

Alabama 100 with this SCP article, definitely

[@Samstar369]

This is my favorite one. I quit the scp stuff years ago once covid ended but i will always love this one. For a more recent SCP, it sure is horrifying and memorable

[@tamsin5764]

I'd like to see this guy and Ferdinand have a conversation.

[@Vector-jm1qk]

That *voice* of the Aristocrats are absolutely *amazing*

[@mattthedoormat]

I think these guys mistook the HRE as ancient Romans, since they showed them wearing togas and laurel leaves, which the Holy Roman Emperor didn't wear in the 18th century

[@joshmcgootermier2301]

Yeah, that really bothered me with how broad the reach of the series is.

[@foty8679]

The HRE was neither holy nor roman :D

[@joshmcgootermier2301]

@@foty8679 remember that same line from college

[@foty8679]

@@joshmcgootermier2301 Yea, its a funny fact.

[@Dante_xy7]

@@joshmcgootermier2301 Habsburg austrian Empire is More noticeable

[@oooooppai]

I wish someone would tear me up like 3288

[@_Risa1992_]

Me from Vienna: I hope there's an Austrian SCP too! ... oh, well. Okay then.

[@JonWaite-vp3kb]

Day 5 of asking what would happen if the Omnitrix was placed in scp 914

[@You-wp4ic]

It would probably just be a bit better every time

[@ShadowXviper01]

You sir should be put in the d class for this multiverse altering question

[@Berserker3624]

I kinda wanna know what happen if we put a trar bomba in vary fine and see what would happen, mabye it would be enough to kill 682, so long as it doesn't kill all us in the blast

[@josephmarrow5598]

Might as well ask on the wiki forums, since I dont think a good answer will show uphere

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Maybe the thing will stop giving you the wrong form when you slam it too hard!

[@MysterAndom]

9:05 Ayyyyye nah good joke just got me off gaurd narrator! ^^

[@LordZadrenoss]

just from a pragmatic standpoint, would it not make more sense for SCP-3288 to keep a steady supply of "peasants" as serving labor, or as livestock, rather than eating them with reckless abandon? I'm not trying to justify their depravity, I'm just trying to be logical...

[@mylesmichel9108]

I think, in their case, it's to represent the higher class that feed upon thé lower class But here, "feed upon" is quite literraly

[@LordZadrenoss]

@@mylesmichel9108 so they don't really give "you-know-what" about preserving the resource that is what they call "peasants?" it would be just like such figures as them too, to not care whether they deplete their food supply or no longer have a "lower class" to serve them... (I'm not saying they're entitled to service, I'm just saying they could stand to be a little more pragmatic in who and how many of the "peasants" they eat..)

[@matthewschultz4670]

They don’t seem like creatures that are very prone to exhibiting self control to be fair😂

[@LordZadrenoss]

@@matthewschultz4670 that's a good point...

[@kyle5025]

i like how the holy roman emperor is dressed like an ancient roman emperor 😂

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

I’d love to see a cross test between 3288 and 053.

[@monitorman4493]

I was just catching up to the latest videos and I see that they uploaded a new video!

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

"inclusive family ties" well that's one way to put it

[@jamesspencer6208]

Yo after all these years I finally figured out the MUSIC IVE BEEN BOPPING TO IN MY DREAMS. It just clicked as I started boppin my head. It's thissss, it's your background music bro🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabithachastain6999]

Makes me wonder if the Aristocrat comment in Hellsing Abridged is in reference to this SCP

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

I'm pretty sure that that punchline was about Gilbert Gottfried's famous racy joke with the same punchline but since you've said it, it is possible...

[@christinanordlander1588]

"The Aristocrats" is quite an old dirty/gross-out joke. This SCP is inspired by the joke (and the real-life inbreeding among the Habsburgs), not the other way around.

[@maxgalaxykid7309]

9:34: I heard that, Hunter. 😁

[@firstname2312]

This one is brutal

[@sergentjohncaptain2557]

Ahh nothing better than a scp explained video at 3 am

[@calmkat9032]

This is the second most disturbing tale titled "The Aristocrats"

[@the_mariocrafter]

Most disturbing?

[@Albeh]

These scps have extremely well writing and I love more should be like this

[@AndGoatz04]

"Look, we don't know what is in there so if it's an ancient curse that turns your skin inside out we want no one hurt, got it?"

[@georgegirard7229]

18:21 scp-3288 be like: I give this 8/10 because part of the arm is good but only the head gets 10/10

[@9juju6]

9:35 Anyone else notice the little sound-editing hiccup?

[@himanshuwilhelm5534]

The result of a Crusader kings inbread-superhuman meme run.

[@sebastianastorga8558]

What do you mean there a SCP? Look like the normal Habsburg family to me.

[@Im_Local]

Honestly the habsburgs might've tried to do extreme inbreeding at one point and created creatures like 3822 but less durable and more human not saying much since it was the habsburgs

[@Т1000-м1и]

Finally something on this that isn't 2 hours long

[@starmanexe7721]

Absolutely disgusting lol Also, can't wait for you guys to do Chernobog's story c:

[@oceanicblaze-o_b-9752]

9:33 those cuts though

[@SteakMiner]

FINALLY I love this scp so much! ❤️❤️

[@TheHorusTapes]

When you thought the Holy Roman Empire was actually THE Roman Empire 😆

[@kommanderketamine8172]

Day two of me asking SCP to do SCP-682 termination attempts but with people from other sci-fi universes.

[@lady_k5588]

It's amazing how true this could possibly be. The Hapsberg Dynasty is a real thing, and for hundreds of years they would inbreed in order to "keep the blood line pure". It's not too hard to imagine that some Hapsbergs went AWOL and decided to keep interbreeding with other Hapsbergs. I don't think it would give them superpowers or anything...mostly just terrible genetic defects. *Fun Fact:* Marie Antoinette was a dependent of the Hapsberg Dynasty, but the only "deformity" she suffered was slightly pouty lips.

[@LordZadrenoss]

sounds like she was one of the luckier ones...

[@MirzaAsjad32]

This was the most disturbing SCP I have ever watched....

[@justaguywithnoface6370]

believe it or not but this was the tame version 😣 it gets way darker

[@Im_Local]

This is the tame version go watch the volguns reading of the official wiki article about them but if you have a sensitive stomach then I'd recommend you not do that

[@MirzaAsjad32]

@@Im_Local I sure as hell will read it....then have a few sleepless nights..

[@giovannis4635]

@@MirzaAsjad32 have you heard of scp 2718 ?

[@MirzaAsjad32]

@@giovannis4635 yep...what happens after death .

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

I was expecting this SCP to be some weird retelling of "The Aristocrats" joke