Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
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[@zrad09]

"Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons". That actually explains a lot

[@christianpupil]

Zrad I blurted out a mouthful of coffee when I heard that.

[@peg202xo7]

A ship full of Darwin Award winners.

[@artursgabrusevs5153]

@@peg202xo7 future darwin award winners

[@peg202xo7]

@@artursgabrusevs5153 Right, my bad!

[@reginaphalange9417]

Same with Another life ^^

[@h.u.n.k493]

When I was in theater and David said: "I'll do the fingering" A random dude in my theater said: *"giggity"*

[@wilsonjacob1134]

Dormammu Ive come to bargain

[@mechasatsu6214]

Dormammu Ive come to bargain

[@noahgilmore4837]

Dormammu there was a collective giggle by everyone in the audience in the theatre I saw it in then i yelled out "ohh that got a little sexual"

[@MrJackblack7]

Dormammu That was probably me. Also I've come to bargain.

[@jimb.7523]

Dormammu Better than the mentally challenged person trying to tell Peter Parker what to do a few times during the time I saw "Spider-Man: Homecoming" a while ago. (Don't worry. I found him entertaining more than annoying.)

[@SS-tr5uw]

People wear more protective gear on the subway than these so called scientists on an uncharted alien planet. Not to mention flicking cigarettes butts in the forest.

[@olivera6743]

Scientists? Their just colonists, average people would definitely makes these mistakes. Especially under stressful conditions

[@SS-tr5uw]

@@olivera6743 okay. So what training and credentials do you need to be a colonist? At bare minimum it would realistically be equivalent to being a astronaut. On top of that, they are given the task of piloting a trillion dollar spacecraft, and responsible 2000 people, untold amount of supply and equipment oh.. And give them guns too.

[@sakesithole6295]

@@olivera6743 dude space colonist are not average people they are trained Astronauts, scientists and engineers YOU DO NOT SEND AVERAGE PEOPLE TO BUILD A COLONY ON AN UNCHARTED ALIEN PLANET!!!

[@RachelG1979]

Barely there and already littering. Takes 10 years for a butt to decompose.

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

@@RachelG1979 no it doesn’t. It takes about a month or 2, at most, under normal conditions. A few days-2 weeks if you rip it in half. A filter is literally just paper and a little wad of cotton. What kind of titanium super plastics are you smoking?

[@nickbagrationi2015]

"Maybe those aren't colonist, maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the greatest morons" *GOD I WISH THAT WAS TRUE*

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

The Earth would be left mostly empty though.

[@user-gb5mb1rv7f]

They're gonna need a bigger ship.

[@happyspaceinvader508]

Like the program England had back in 1620?

[@woyame1]

It is true. Unfortunately I think they may have just taken us all to a planet that looks just like Earth.

[@alisaurus4224]

Golgafrinchan Ark B

[@Rastaanparta]

Nothing is more frustrating than watching a science fiction movie full of incompetent scientists doing things against common sense.

[@DarknessIsThePath]

Rastaanparta exactly, esp in this one, I can somewhat accept it in Prometheus because the geologist was a fucking stoner ipso facto high all the time and the other one was kind of an asshole so ofc they could be that stupid in real life but at least they had helmets unlike in covenant...

[@kristianj.8798]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."

[@godzillavkk]

If they did the things you wanted, it would be very short and very boring. Now shut up and enjoy the movie.

[@irllcd13]

+godzillavkk It's impossible to enjoy a movie as insultingly stupid as Covenant. You can still have a story without your character acting like mentally challenged 5 year olds.

[@godzillavkk]

OK smartass, how would YOU do it. And don't just type "I would make them smart."

[@parbergqvist2787]

Ridley Scott missed the memo : "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - H. P. Lovecraft -

[@rexmundi3108]

A lessen he clearly knew in the first Alien.

[@nicknerness2330]

@@JohnDoe-dj3lw You should consider gardening, or reading more.

[@ComicsFromScratch]

When Lovecraft wrote that he was talking about immigrants tho

[@fakeseishonagon8128]

​@@riverbecomesastorm375What's keeping you from the bonfire, then?

[@elenachristian9860]

Covenant is what happens when you tell a man he's a genuis over and over for 40 years.

[@sarahphyllis5782]

Totally agree and I highly doubt Ridley Scott directed this movie...this was utter garbage and nothing like the Prometheus and it was like a 15 year old Marie Sue wrote the script and directed the movie with green light from typical FOX

[@sarahphyllis5782]

@Brique Zallivam who the f*ck are you? Nobody wants your shitty opinion here...and who the hell are you to call us low life you piece of garbage...spend you whiny sh*t somewhere else

[@Revan2908]

@@sarahphyllis5782 Ironic accusations, since your previous comment was nothing _but_ whining about the movie.

[@sarahphyllis5782]

@@Revan2908 I shared facts...just look at the last Xmen movie and Predator movie and how it got ruined...if you think I am whining about this Prometheus sequel then there is something wrong with you

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

@@sarahphyllis5782 just fyi, you didn't "share facts" you shared your opinion. After apparently missing the point of the op, given the fact that you defended ridley when the op is insulting him 🤣. You really need to calm yourself, if you think that comment was insulting to you, you must be new to the internet

[@jameswhite5720]

Yep. Alien was excellent. Aliens was outstanding. That's all.

[@martinjuulandersen9694]

James White Alien 3 or whatever it was called was actually quite good too. But beyond that yeah it turned to shit.

[@martinjuulandersen9694]

Aron T-900 Nein, Nein, Nein und NEIN!

[@directentertainmentaplacef8630]

I pretend the others don't exist.

[@maffy715]

@@DarkAttackYT ist Deutsch

[@karnasingh860]

@BalF You for real LOL

[@MrWynterpaladin]

I actually remember that Picard scene. That flute was the one he used while he had an alien out-of-body experience living an entire lifetime among a long-dead alien species, as part of that species effort to ensure they were not totally forgotten when their species was wiped out. That song he's playing is about the last bit of music anyone wrote on that planet before they were all killed, and he played it, and kept that flute, for the rest of the series. Intensely bittersweet.

[@edwardgreen4684]

you should write for tv guides, i am off to watch that ep ;)

[@ADMNtek]

little fun fact it wasn't a real flute it doesn't play.

[@rafetizer]

Not sure it was the last bit ever written, but still, a powerful episode.

[@wills2140]

+Mickel Ntec , fun little facts: The property flute was on Picard's desk for the rest of the series. And some British guy paid thousands of dollars for it at the Southerby's Star Trek auction.

[@Menaceblue3]

Mickel Ntek It wasn't a real flute? Shaka when the walls fell...

[@vars280287]

"I'll do the fingering" Best line of the series!

[@jessica_jam4386]

Jalen Lionheart nope "get away from her you B*TCH" I censored it for the kiddies hehe

[@jimb.7523]

Jessica Meloy "Get away from her, you BITCH!" I uncensored that for the adults. :)

[@jimb.7523]

vars28 I think I heard Archer just go "Phrasing!"

[@BenRollman]

Did we stop using "phrasing?"

[@jessica_jam4386]

Jim B. I was making a joke. I guess it didn't translate

[@DashRendar308]

The flute scene was pretty intense, because I expectet him to thrust that flute through his skull any moment.

[@blueplanet9917]

"Ripley believe me she's not" Hahahaha

[@technomage6736]

I was just about to bring that up. Old school reference 😄

[@mfb5642]

Alien 5: Prometheus 2

[@simonnyman9031]

lost it right there lol

[@anakins07]

Isn't it Alien 6?

[@coaripanj]

shit'd my self there from laughing

[@chwenhoou]

Audience 0

[@nicolebellorini8487]

Yay! Gaters!!!

[@AlanGohel]

Say, "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

[@panzerkeks8530]

„I did not expect to associate the Alien Franchise with flute playing“... that line killed me 😂😂😂

[@Nymphonomicon]

"look upon my works, ye mighty and despair" We do, Mr. Scott. We despair a whole lot at your work...

[@joshbobst1629]

This only works if ye are mighty.

[@Applepopess]

This is the best comment.

[@marss6931]

The amount of flute in this movie is too damn high 😤😤

[@gandalfforpresident4676]

The script was fluted with those moments.

[@gandalfforpresident4676]

Get it?

[@gandalfforpresident4676]

Fluted = flooded

[@dannyapeshit]

I only remember two scenes with flute. If you notice they only concentrate on one scene because that's pretty much all there was. I call this a "reach" on screen junkies part.

[@noelnielsen1965]

ITS A RECORDER NOT A FLUTE

[@lagiacrus1180]

I never noticed the "I'll do the fingering." Hahaha

[@charleynewman5057]

I was the only one who snickered in the theatre.

[@ludwigvonn9889]

How the hell do you miss a spoof like that??? hahah

[@ShubhamKhatdeo]

Everyone giggled in my theater.

[@undeadstormblade9337]

Shubham Khatdeo same lol

[@AvantsPianoScores]

Turn on captions. It makes it even better

[@Spooky_Sunday]

When I watch the flute scene from Alien: Covenant a 2nd or 3rd time, I roll my eyes. When I watch the flute scene from Star Trek: TNG the 2nd or 3rd time, I have tears in my eyes. One of the best TNG episodes EVER. Totally sci fi, but peculiarly relatetable.

[@RachelG1979]

It was even worse in the book. Walter found it exhilarating to create since he wasn't programmed to. And they kept moving closer to each other.

[@cynthiaweber4487]

“watch me, i’ll do the fingering” omfg i cried 🤣

[@gnatluo]

I almost choked to death from laughing when he said: "seriously, so much flute!"

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Cynthia Weber So did I! PS: we have the same last name! Even the spelling is the same!

[@nix2939]

@@dimituranastasov8220 inappropriate

[@Deadpoolinhalo]

You do the blowing, Ile do the fingering.

[@mechasatsu6214]

thats me when my girl wont take the shower.

[@JonasofPersia]

David proceeds to stick a thumb up his ass.

[@orsalexandruharsanyi7661]

I had the same exact reaction in the cinema as him.

[@DashRendar308]

I thought the entire time David would shove that flute into the other androids mouth and out the back of his head any moment to kill him.

[@lonewanderer5515]

TF Deadpool 117 al work the shaft cup the balls and swallow up the gravy

[@osbree9815]

Django Unchained Honest Trailer pls

[@lemarmaynard]

Os bree It's too good for one

[@TheGililgi]

Os bree movie damn there flawless lol

[@phantasmfilms8831]

Vanburen Studios if they made one for Logan (the best movie ever) then they could make one for Django Unchained

[@carltonblend]

+Phantasm Films what do you mean by "best" and "ever"?

[@brookshyde5663]

I laughed so damn hard at the beginning. I was like, "Oh, I didn't realize James Franco was in this movie. Cool." And then BOOM! He just erupts into flames and the movie wanted us to feel sad about the chicks husband dying when we knew nothing about him.

[@danielanderson8322]

We knew it was James Franco. They probably expected that much to be enough (to care).

[@RachelG1979]

Kept his scenes to be posted on KZbin. Dont know why they didn't get included.

[@kurosakirahul]

"Let me do the fingering" 😂😂 even the screen junkies laughed

[@RuberDildo]

Funny that you didn't include Prometheus among the "good vs bad" movies xD.

[@TheMediaRaptor]

Zorro del Demonio it's technically not part of my of the 'Alien' series. (kinda)

[@RuberDildo]

I mean, it's a direct prequel to this movie XD.

[@GenDrake3]

I liked the direction prometheus was going but was disappointed by this movie when they threw all of the lore they created out of the window.

[@DerHammerSpricht]

they just took a detour. We'll see more of the engineers.

[@icecreamalacarte]

Props for the Engineer route Scott was going with as it was something new and pretty scary-that Engineer hell bent on killing was at least something new. Covenant was just mildly moderate; a far cry from the 60% percent I was hoping to see. I really liked Kenny Powers, er, Danny Mcbride in this though.

[@lucashammar8180]

Let's be really honest. How many of us figured out the plot twist in the ending WAY TOO FREAKING EASY!?

[@DarknessIsThePath]

Lucas Hammar hopefully most, I think a better ending would be if Walter got influenced by Davids ideas and then Walter would be the one at the end.

[@francoparnetti]

Wasnt it meant to be obvious? like, the way he stares when he´s comming out?

[@YewsHerName]

NC Quadraxis he's was made to be less human. Nothing david said to him phased him because he was incapable of it.

[@DarknessIsThePath]

True but then you have to think about the flute scene where David teaches him to "create", he already violated the laws at that moment, especially when he began to play by himself.

[@PaulA-zp7hn]

Yep, saw that coming - so predictable. But why the hell did David breathe a sigh of relief in the last battle in the terraforming dock when he saw Daniels was okay? Clearly nobody was around to see his reaction....

[@BeezOne84]

Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.

[@7superdaimajin]

Jodorowsky's Dune would have been a shitstain that could never be scrubbed off the Dune legacy. We dodged a bullet.

[@cormacthem8406]

Covenant not a bad movie, it just doesn’t live up to two really excellent ones.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@7superdaimajin Eh, at least we got Denis V with Dune

[@lochlannturner4086]

3:30 finally someone else mentioning it. Although I liked covenant. I thought it was a really cool origin for the xenomorph and really liked fasbenders characters. But I wouldn't believe for a second that any of the other characters were professionally trained astronauts

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Good point. Basically, there was one wonderfully creepy android (classic Frankenstein 'kill your creator' trope) and one very, very endearing one. But those idiots were supposed to be scientists? How can somebody have that much experience in writing movies and not find some non-idiotic ways to kill off characters? I get somebody opening a quarantine room because a loved one is in there - you can have one slip of sanity in a scary situation. But that gang seems hell-bent to not leave a single mistake out.

[@ethenallen1388]

I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by the technology not being consistent with its time line relative to Alien.

[@metroidman7592]

Thats why I loved alien Isolation

[@alexandersison2030]

They were just a bunch of space truckers in the first Alien. Here it's a huge colonization mission with hundreds of people in stasis. They're bound to have superior tech.

[@louisazraels7072]

It's still too much of a gap,almost everything was analog in the Nostromo, I mean, did you see the dam central computer? (Which is not consistent with completely artificial beings but whatever), thats not about being a less fancy ship, its clearly not the same techs, àd keep in mind this movie is a prequel.

[@alexandersison2030]

I personally think the Nostromo could be explained as something built way way earlier than what the encyclopaedias have listed it as. If it were say a 50-year old trawler, I think it could help explain some of the technological differences. But the fact is, that as cool as the analog aesthetic comes off, it does really come off as dated and I can't really fault them for updating the look especially if they're gonna keep Weyland as this company that's always that threatening. Nostromo's tech could be just them really saving up on what they spend on freelancers, same with how they stripped the Fury 161 facility to the bare bones in Alien 3.

[@liyon316]

I don't think it can be explained, b/c Ridley has made zero attempt to make the "prequels" look aesthetically like Alien. Alien was practically a fantasy movie with a sci-fi setting made in the late-70s. The costumes and the design of the ships kind of point to this, imo. There was no actual date for the events in the movie. It was just set in "the future". The new movies have actual dates and try to extrapolate modern technology to 50+ years from now. It simply looks too modern compared to Alien. IMO, I don't believe Ridley is really making legit Alien prequels. I feel he's making his own sci-fi movies that have the alien creature/mythos as a selling point.

[@TheKML777]

Honest Trailers practically sums up my feelings about the movie: Stunning visuals and cinematography, but Holy God the stupidity levels of all the characters are astonishing.

[@ZeroB4NG]

not sure if the stupid humans are supposed to be a meme?

[@Mgranadosv]

The shower scene enraged me. The other crew members died like 10 minutes ago, most of them in horrific ways, you are aware of this, and you go to a secluded place with music so loud you can't communicate to have sex? You idiots deserved to die.

[@adamgray1753]

Maybe, ZeroB4NG. I have to agree with Honest Trailers about Humanity sending their dumbest people off into space. That would make for a quasi-humane death for a bunch of people you won't want to further polluting the human gene pool. What would really top off that quasi-humane death scheme would be putting the dumbest of the dumb onboard into leadership roles. Also I hadn't seen a Second-in-Command character resist being First-in-Command for so long and much of the movie since Supernova.

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

Stunning visuals though? I've not seen the movie yet, but judging from the CGI seen in this honest trailer lets me really think otherwise - it looks kinda cheap (e.g. around 1:51 )

[@DanJM14]

Kemal Alis it was just another boring Alien film. It had the potential to introduce the engineers and dig deeper into that story line, but instead chose gratuitous violence and guns instead.

[@Deep_Dish]

Coming in February: Alien 6: Prometheus 3: Covenant 2

[@sharondavis4473]

Guess we can thank COVID for saving us from that?

[@MegaCityGhost]

When I watched that scene with the quarantine room in the theater, I was laughing all the way through. But when the girl returned with the shotgun and slipped in the same blood puddle the second time, I totally lost my shit. And one more time with the egg, when Fassbender said "it's completely safe, I assure you" XD

[@robertogarcia1797]

The part : Me when i hear 6 more alien movies are coming out was the best !!! I cant stop laughing

[@dannychefalo432]

Same here, I was dying of laughter

[@jkblohm9899]

Not gonna lie, that had me going.

[@Broman973]

Im still lmao'ing 2 years later 😆

[@sam1am_30]

@@Broman973 4 years later now

[@georgezuniga6298]

Still frigging hilarious.

[@shavaunrandall6924]

Why do I watch honest trailers for movies I've never watched?

[@Thermalions]

Saves you from *ever* having to watch shitty/ordinary movies you've never seen.

[@lucasrandolphguitar8292]

Same, i dont even want to see the movie anymore

[@evanpb]

I really liked Covenant.

[@j.ackermann9110]

Because the honest trailer is way better than the actual movie...

[@organikness]

Cause you're in the same boat as I am skipper

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

The crews are the descendents of the College Admissions Scandal. They have degrees, but they did not earn them...

[@FFcecil1991]

"Data and Lore" -- yes! Loving the Trek reference!

[@magicmulder]

Cara Dax And the Picard flute scene was that much better. Love that melody.

[@h.u.n.k493]

Just remember Neil Blomkamp's Alien 5 was sacrificed to make this. Take that any which way you want it.

[@yaugustin7370]

Dormammu yeah I was lookin forward for that one and it will never happen or will it ?

[@michaelmyers5782]

it will never happen

[@AB-lt2pg]

I doubt that would've been much better.

[@axparkmarquez]

It wasn't sacrificed, Ridley said that there was never a finished script.

[@danielcooper8986]

Let his film die and never come to fruition.

[@uncledavid5344]

Picard' flute sold at Christie's for $48,000 ($40,000 plus fees). When someone told Patrick Stewart this he laughed and said "it doesn't play, it's not a real flute". It was just a prop that doesn't make music (or probably any sound) and they added music someone else played afterwards

[@denisl2760]

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to get a real flute than to get a custom made fake flute that doesn't even play?

[@nictheartist]

Denis Lipatnikov Yup, but that one wouldn't have Sir Pat's spit on it.

[@uncledavid5344]

Thanks Nic, this whole time I pictured it was some nerd buying it to put it on his wall. Now all that I can picture is that nerd licking sir Pat's spit off the flute.

[@nictheartist]

Uncle David That is indeed the sort of imagery that is a tad disturbing.

[@KutWrite]

I think it reveals a bit about Uncle David's inner nerd. ...as does his name.

[@rovlad]

There are now more bad alien movies than good ones... true, true...

[@k-bear7707]

rovlad, you forgot that resurrection was a good one

[@TheJrbdog]

K Bear Hahahahahahaha.

[@tigergirl305]

K Bear Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh...depends on your definition of *good*

[@kene301187]

@@k-bear7707 it was alright at best

[@guerillabedlam1]

@@k-bear7707 Resurrection was the worst of them all lol

[@bigwilly43729]

Fassbender is turning into that actor that likes acting so damn much that he will be in anything that sounds remotely interesting. He's so good that we will never hold a bad movie against him.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Who are "we"? Speak for yourself. He is good but if film is bad - it's bad.

[@XenoM0rphz]

my favorite part in this movie is when Michael fassbender touches Michael fassbender's flute

[@irllcd13]

He doesn't just touch it, he puts his mouth on it. And then he fingers it.

[@wheelitzr2]

Am I watching aliens or broke back mountain?

[@xXNoFateXx]

homophobe

[@wcwrk]

xXNoFateXx It is againts the nature.

[@toxicmelody6228]

xXNoFateXx That's not real

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Darktec Ancient Sanskrit text - "That which is unnatural is also natural"

[@steveflatman]

Broke back Martian!

[@WalkingDream]

"Cheer as this gaggle of idiots are picked off one by one for their terrible decisions..." x.x DEAD

[@armyguy4124]

" Me when I hear 6 more movies are coming.." Scene..LMAO

[@TheHamsterMaster]

That's literally how most people feel lol.

[@chaffe619]

Please say "The Toby Magurie dance in spiderman 3 was epic"

[@tigerbread78]

Guyonagame1988 I think these requests are leading on a downward spiral.

[@hellriser8955]

freak

[@chaffe619]

tigerbread78 I'm going in a dark hole and I'm taking the world with me

[@michaelramon2411]

A film that wants you to ask questions like "Who are we?" and "Why are we here?", but will have you asking questions like "Who are these people?" and "Why are they here?".

[@antonysimpson6288]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy actually had the 'send all your useless population out on a ficticious mission' plotline years ago!

[@Revan2908]

I thought of that, myself lol

[@royrenouf4530]

Don't us cgi Ellen ripley. Sigourney weaver still looks good already

[@carlosdonizetti9573]

Alien Franchise : Game Over Man, Game Over!

[@xDagger]

Honest Trailers - The Emoji Movie

[@Millss14]

xDagger Jesus can you stop asking for films that are not available out home release as they would just show the trailer and do their normal narration so it would just be pointless and unfunny

[@danielattrell]

Seagull Man *Cough* Nostalgia Critic *Cough*

[@DrSex-ng7um]

Don't forget about IHE lol, he's gonna tear it apart

[@damianlord7954]

Ignore all the engineers, where do we / they come from nonsense, the one thing this film totally ruined... Ripley! In Alien she was an amazing character who went from meek/normal to scrambling survivor, to Aliens where she faced her demons and really became hard-boiled. The fact that she survives the first encounter means something, to the viewer and her character. The fact she survives the second encounter, and becomes a mother figure (again) to Newt, putting herself in harms way to save Newt again means something to the viewer and the evolution of her character. Then we find out that actually someone else (suspiciously looking exactly the same!?!?) already survived the same thing basically, which to me devalues Ripley's survival and character arc over the first two movies!

[@mori1bund]

actually the 3rd alien movie already devalues everything from the first two movies, first by killing her "daughter" (which makes Ripley's accomplishment from the previous movie pointless) and in the end by killing Ripley herself.

[@RachelG1979]

Then the horror of the cloning

[@aussj4link]

Ahh that Picard flute scene still hits me right in the feels.

[@ohhaimark8867]

Honest Trailers: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

[@battleupsaber462]

Screen Ninja ...so do you really think the Emoji movie is the most fascinating and gripping, character driven masterpiece you have ever seen? 🤔😁😉😎☺

[@ohhaimark8867]

BattleUp Saber, yes, truly the Citizen Kane of animated movies.

[@waterbottleflipss1281]

Ya do guardians 2

[@ohhaimark8867]

Yudha Bagaskara I think it's the digital out in the States today and the blu-ray comes out in a few weeks, except other countries will probably have to wait like a month as usual for the blu-ray, but that's what we get for getting marvel movies a week earlier in cinemas.

[@sleepyazathoth5238]

They're probably gonna do it when the bluray comes out, so enjoy this one.

[@MrKstate21]

Nothing will compare to the OG Alien. That movie is damn near flawless.

[@Mgranadosv]

Damn near? That movie is still perfect. That and Aliens are what sci fi and horror movies should aspire to be.

[@InconsistentTechDad]

I know.. it's always weird to me that Aliens is a favorite by such a large number of people. The original is just perfect. How can you choose Aliens and be soooo close.. yet still so far lol.

[@dragonrings14]

Manuel Granados Vargas Aliens (the sequel) is just a straight up action film. It works because of James Cameron but it definitely is far from the scifi horror genre the others have aspired to be.

[@reyAlpha936]

Your laugh when David or whatever said "I'll do the fingering" was priceless 😂 that made me laugh even more

[@ashleya3731]

I never finished this. The fact that there are two flute scenes and I didn't even know flutes were involved has me laughing too hard rn 😂 🤣 💀

[@markkumanninen6524]

My Alien love affair died when I quit Prometheus halfway through.

[@teddyn240]

Do Dunkirk or The Emoji Movie

[@wills2140]

Too soon. Far too soon.

[@SysterYster]

Too bad for it to be too soon!

[@grillbaked]

Teddy N They really should do dunkirk. But if you notice, they don't really do that many "adult" movies.

[@teddyn240]

True, I am so sick and tired of them doing Avengers movies.

[@kishinpain]

parody: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3-0q2x7o8ehptk

[@garciahotspur1914]

Just give Ridley Scott a DAMN GOOD script already!!!!!!

[@jonathanw1019]

Or Ridley, could, you know, not actually make the shitty ones he keeps getting handed.

[@maulcs]

More like, keep Ridley Scott as far away from the script as possible. He's the one who's been pushing them in certain directions and asking for changes.

[@mediocregaming17]

2:23 That's actually an important plot point in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

[@Lloyd-lg6fx]

Dude, hearing you chuckle over the flute scene had me laughing till I couldn't breathe. Thanks for making this one and sharing!

[@SquareSquidStudios]

"I will do the fingering" That makes the movie worth watching!~

[@Sysseth]

Oh god yes, the characters were all so stupid it was unbelievable. The captain especially. That, more than anything else, made the movie less enjoyable. It's hard to care about someone when they're literally too dumb to live. (While watching the movie, I didn't laugh at the scene leading up to the shuttle exploding, not because it wasn't funny, but because I was in too busy alternately staring incredulously at the screen and facepalming. I actually felt second-hand embarrassment for her. XD) And at 3:20 I snorted at the exact same time as the Honest Trailers guy. Made me laugh harder than the actual line. XD

[@iamalwayscheckedinchess2206]

Sysseth I, too, was quite pissed on how those scientists acted so stupidly. From abandoning their mission planned for who-knows-how-long to not wearing any helmet just because they can breathe without the aid of one. Like WTF is wrong with these people.

[@Sysseth]

I am always checked in chess Yeah, I mean, it's not too hard to come up with a decent plot reason to divert their course--just make it so the ship is too damaged to make it to their original destination, boom, the captain's no longer an idiot for making that choice. But nope, they just couldn't go that route. And there's no possible way to excuse the total lack of caution they display while stomping around on an alien planet, even before bad things happen. I'm more careful walking around _my own yard_ than they were at any point. :/ Instead, I'm headcanoning the "cryogenics kills brain cells" theory. Yep. They're running around acting like they don't have two brain cells to rub together because they really _don't._ ...That was a joke, but in retrospect, it does make more sense that way. XD

[@kishinpain]

parody: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3-0q2x7o8ehptk

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

The Nostromo crew were regular working class Joes and they displayed more sense. Ditto for the marines in Aliens. SMH

[@darksidetaino2428]

I hated the captain in the movie but, if you read the novelization, the movie gets a little better and they are not that stupid.

[@Calliesonepiece382]

"Freshman philosophy class" YEAH!

[@davedahl4461]

I honestly thought this was the sequel to Idiocracy

[@cormacthem8406]

How?

[@optillian4182]

@@cormacthem8406 The characters are idiots.

[@catlessons]

Please, say "I'm a fluffy kitten with my sassy macramé mittens".

[@addictedpt]

Cat Lessons hehehe good one

[@beastiebites]

Cat Lessons yes!

[@fernandovalenzuelahermoza7328]

Honest Trailers - The fifth element

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

Fernando Valenzuela Hermoza hell yes

[@joesphgrimminck5216]

Love you real voice over guy! Please never leave again!

[@mznaeture]

That laugh at fingering 3:19 😂

[@mychannelhasonly1videojust417]

I'll never look at a flute the same way now

[@lp0172]

PLEASE say, "I did not believe my eyes when ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep."

[@autruff18]

BatSnacks24 so u like to make urself believe if planet Earth turned slowly eh?

[@pikira2246]

BatSnacks24 Why is that a meme? I loved that song.

[@lp0172]

Uno Roeslan Well yeah, but sometimes I find it hard to stay awake when I'm asleep...

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

would you believe your pants if ten million fire ants

[@trillo3332]

Alien 5, Prometheus 2 👏

[@carlitosm2819]

Man, this honest trailer was one of the best. I laughed so hard throughout the whole thing. It's sad, but no Alien movie had people making bad calls as much as this one. So sad to see Ridley Scott trying so hard to shove his point of view in life down our throats like a freaking face hugger. Just give us crude horror and action; it worked wonders in the first two.

[@nansensme8255]

Please do "the mummy of tom cruise" I'M BEGGING YOU

[@wills2140]

Too soon. Far too soon.

[@Yasviele]

They actually wait for the bluray release if you haven't notice

[@vasilgevezov3424]

now that you said "Earth has a program to deport the biggers morons", the movie actually makes sense. Dang

[@heathenbreathinfire]

androids: "This one time, in Xenomorph camp..."

[@Neo101ai]

Pure poetry: "Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons"

[@nchldmn]

Say, "Too bad I hid a boot" backwards still says "Toob a dih I dab oot!"

[@mandm7950]

MIND. BLOWN. PUFF

[@jeancarlosortiz1941]

Dab on the boots

[@ponca1813]

Pshhh not even close to the Spanish counterpart " Anita lava la Tina"

[@codes5218]

Anita washes Tina? omg

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Racecar. Girafarig. Wonder if Sununu's fired now.

[@ashly9910]

Say: "Mission Report: December 16, 1991"

[@wills2140]

I think they have done that..

[@ashly9910]

Will S Really? When?

[@ashly9910]

***** oh thxs

[@wills2140]

Thank you. I couldn't reply to say that I couldn't remember, lol.

[@TimWing23]

Would LOVE a Prometheus Honest Trailer

[@CleverWebProject]

LOL, you are missing out if you don't have closed captions on!

[@teejayreque]

Man, they should've collaborated with the Shittyflute channel for this Honest Trailer of Alien: Covenant lol! And please say, "YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?!" Thanks!

[@teejayreque]

Ariel Sarullo

[@shaheerbaba3888]

Honest trailer Wonder woman plzzz

[@jordanj809]

Shaheer Baba38 is Wonder Woman on DVD?

[@jimb.7523]

Jordan Jolivette It's not even on digital release yet. Guardians Vol. 2 might be, though. Today or next week.

[@Milmiskew]

Jim B. Guardians 2 came out of in digital dvd today

[@juanmaya9146]

to sum it up,its a movie that if u dont like,feminazis will call u sexist

[@dangus6934]

lol hit the mark with the kenny powers part! love you guys.

[@pgr3290]

*Alien: Covenant - Special flute edition* Extended flute scenes, restoring 67 minutes cut for the theatrical release. Full flute commentary soundtrack, plus bonus flute documentaries. History of the flute, world's greatest flute and the extra home tutorial: how to finger well. Now on sale.

[@shawnlewis5611]

Please do "The Sixth Sense"

[@perchperkinshere4476]

Anyone else feel like the ending of the movie was really predictable

[@kingajaxx24]

Joseph Cooper I felt like the whole plot was predictable

[@alexleonce1913]

Daniels and Tennessee defeat the Xenomorph, David and Walter had a fight and apparently, there's a long build up that Walter won and is with the two when it's really David. Daniels found out as she falls asleep and freaks out. David threw up two facehugger embryos as well. Didn't watch the film, got it from Wikipedia.

[@jaystarr6571]

That's pretty good for not having seen the movie. The only part that is left out is that Walter reprograms the ship to follow his commands and he sends a message saying that all the crew was killed in the solar storm.

[@monk3ydl]

yeah, i was actually saying it during the movie- ""Yeah, he's the real Walter and that Loke guy is definitely not infected""

[@peste2574]

It was suposed to be predictable. You were suposed to know that it wasn't Walter, but David. That's what made it so cool.

[@andiestone]

Can't believe he pulled out the Picard flute scene! hahaha

[@nansformer]

Still one of my favorite honest trailers lmao! I really wish we could get a commentary to go with it

[@dhimanseal9013]

Say "I'm pickle Riiiiiiick"

[@robertbloom4424]

YES!

[@PickleRick-lp7oy]

Reborn Avatr im pickle rick🖕

[@tkjsandor]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@lola75997]

Reborn Avatr so, why did grandpa turn himself into a pickle ?

[@mahersafouh2696]

mikrotiknawag.blogspot.com.eg

[@alexsas1]

HONEST TRAILER WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

[@bwgbwg1529]

secret deportation program... you nailed it, now so much in these two movies makes so much more sense! :D

[@wrOngplan3t]

This is the most honest honest trailer I've ever seen! Well done!

[@shubhamparashar3540]

So, thats it huh...we're some kind of alien covenant.

[@VoodooPadre]

Shubham Parashar Dead meme

[@meris8486]

It's not dead if people keep up-voting it

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

OH. MY. GOD.

[@woolwool7880]

Shubham Parashar roll credits

[@octaviogalicia8179]

Where is Kong Skull Island!?!?!

[@TheDynamoComplex]

Octavio Galicia Yeah

[@andreashort310]

Have an upvote for asking for a movie that's actually out on Blu-Ray, not like the idiots here asking for Spider-Man: Homecoming.

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Now THAT movie sucks.

[@user-qo6dh2ot4h]

That would be great material

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I'm still waiting on this one.

[@ST40]

Say “A survivor, unclouded by a conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality” !

[@bruceadams5943]

You guys ALWAYS hit the nail on the head with every movie you review and never fail to point out LITERALLY all the issues that I have with these movies. The movie industry could do SO MUCH BETTER if they ran stuff by you guys before releasing their abortions to the public. Also you guys give praise where its due as well like in Thor: Ragnarok. Thank you guys for everything you do! You are somehow able to salvage my time and money from seeing a GOD AWEFUL movie that I felt bad about seeing and then I come home and watch your Honest Trailer of it and suddenly I am almost glad I saw it just so I could watch your rundown of how bad it was! The views and likes speak for themselves. Have you guys thought of teaming up with HISHE? I usually watch both of your skits about a movie back to back.

[@feynstein1004]

Hey guys, don't worry. I recently binge watched all honest trailers and after looking at the comments, I realized that Screen Junkies do answer all their fan requests. In about 2 years from the date of posting. Which means we'll get Pulp Fiction at least within next year.

[@lone17wolf]

Say "Watch me, I'll do the fingering"

[@michaelbuckelew]

Vlad Vale I was disappointed he didn't say it "fluuuuuute" (like bewwwwwbs).

[@OpheliaChennai]

The most hilarious honest trailer I've seen. "Earth has a secret program to deport world's biggest morons! "🤣🤣

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Prometheus was bad, but Covenant makes it look like a masterpiece. Even the camerawork was way better in Prometheus.