A Quiet Place Pitch Meeting

[@Grinningd]

"She's pregnant?" "It means she's gonna have a baby" This sounded so condescending I'm dying

[@Dayvit78]

It's a play on the ambiguity of English grammar. From Airplane! (1980) Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine: A hospital! What is it? Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

[@88Fallon]

@@Dayvit78 Flying High!

[@Circuitssmith]

@@Dayvit78 Ohhhhh, drawing inspiration from classic works of comedy is TIGHT!

[@livewireOrourke]

Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three. Frank: Awfully big moustache.

[@pekkaritaranta2444]

It's an entirely different kind of joke, altogether. IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF JOKE.

[@samuelhowe3465]

I love how this channel makes every single movie ever made sound like it was written by a child who should never be left alone with pen and paper again

[@corsewonder4761]

even without this channel, most contemparary american movies makes you feel this way or rather, like they were made for children and not the sharpest of the lot.

[@iambicpentakill971]

@@corsewonder4761 LOL "contemporary"

[@Madmonkeman]

Yeah I loved this movie and it does sound a little ridiculous now

[@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126]

This movie probably was written by a kid.

[@dropboxmoabit384]

well, this one was.

[@jychilly]

"If they can be as loud as they want by the waterfall, why don't they just, you know, live by the waterfall?" "I don't know!"

[@southpark645]

jychilly I read somewhere that the moisture would’ve made it hard to build a house. I don’t know, I just enjoyed the movie and did what I was supposed to do, not think too much into it lol

[@franciscolaurean8550]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back

[@stephanewd]

You guys do know that the weather exists right? If it gets really cold at night, there's a chance that the kids might get sick, and when winter rolls around they will need to go back to the house anyway.

[@jebeda]

@@stephanewd Sure, but being sick and cold might be preferable to being dead.

[@stephanewd]

@@jebeda... You do know you can die from illnesses, right? From pneumonia to hypothermia, there are plenty of serious illnesses that makes it not a good idea to stay near the waterfall without proper structures to provide protection.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Day 1: The monsters attack when noise is made. Day 90: We realized that children make noise

[@deeya]

I get that he's a kid, but I feel like 90 days would be enough time - especially given the gravity if the circumstances - to indoctrinate you child with the quiet game. There was literally no opportunity for relapse, in the 90 days Beau would've been taught and or supervised to not make noise. Or they would've died some time before that...

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Something has to give.

[@isurumaddumage1922]

How many people wear masks....

[@last7509]

but instead of disciplining your kids we know how yall prefer to handle that 😂

[@DrTae233]

🤣

[@marlzz92]

“What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” - brilliant 😂

[@stupid-idiot-555]

*a dark one*

[@airotiv7916]

Agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxwellreed5135]

I died when they said that

[@LightofJoshua]

Seriously I’ve seen this a lot and just got that one

[@timopper5488]

The headspace where your young son has been eaten by a blind alien.

[@fieryeurochick3194]

It just occurred to me that the sand trail would’ve had to be redone whenever it rained or at the very least every other time.

[@dominikinimod]

You see him fix the trail.

[@omeganova4332]

@@dominikinimod it doesn't change how ludicrously difficult it would be to maintain and the amount of resources and work it would take, I mean, just wind in general blows sand, it's not practical in the least

[@theunknown4645]

Yeah like just put carpet down or something

[@jamssnana4084]

No, the sand would just settle into the ground a bit, pack in to the basic shape he put it down in on the trail. He'd have to add more as time goes by, but it wouldn't wash away because of rain. Added bonus: everybody's feet are soft as baby's bottoms from walking on the sand so much. No pedicures needed. 😂

[@beady123]

What about a windy day? It would blow thd sand everywhere Why don't they just gave something soft on their shoes?

[@CahCorinthians]

“What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” “Oh, definitely a dark one.”

[@florentdemeyere4779]

LMAO!

[@tambarijohnson9428]

😂

[@Zapporah85]

Probably the one I'm in 😅

[@Korilian13]

Well he did see his kid being ripped apart in front of his eyes...

[@areyoufriendly]

He’s an insightful one, he is, with them jokes.

[@glasshalfempty1984]

5:21 that "sacrifice" was so frustrating because he seriously could have easily distracted the alien without screaming. I'm a big cryer when it comes to...well anything really, but both bo and his deaths were SO easily avoidable that I couldn't cry, or even feel sad. I just felt frustrating towards the writers.

[@updownbrodown215]

I imagine your mind isn't too nimble when you're watching your kids get terrorized by a monster.

[@gameglimpses8861]

Writers are idiots

[@AmythefirstA]

@Productive Centaur Exactly! If I am walking my small child through a dangerous area, you bet I'm not letting go of his hand!

[@TimTE01]

It’s a better explanation to say that he thought he’d die from the wounds anyway.

[@iambicpentakill971]

@@updownbrodown215 It's especially hard to do the smart thing when the writers don't have consistant rules. Who knows what could happen?! Random BS probably.

[@somehighlights2851]

I hope Ryan is getting AT LEAST 70% of the money that Screen Rant makes. He is the only reason most of us suscribed to Screen Rant.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

Speak for yourself, I subscribed for the other awesome screen rant conte.....,man, it's tough to say that with a straight face

[@jawill24]

I Wish I could mute the other stuff and only get this

[@RawWrtochi19]

They should see this

[@martinwesterstrand]

THIS times a million. He is the ONLY reason for my being here.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

It was funny when they posted the thanks for 7 mil subs and most the comments were about people only subbing for Ryan

[@footofjuniper8212]

"Completely empty streets in 2020? Can you imagine?" Best joke I've ever heard on this channel. And this channel has millions of great jokes.

[@odil7583]

Tenderfoot Prepper I also wrote that

[@Marquis-Sade]

Its just a current year joke. In 5 years its not that funny anymore. That being said: it was a good joke. The best one in this vid, but the best overall? Nah

[@footofjuniper8212]

@@Marquis-Sade I thank the gentleman from the Autism delegation.

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@footofjuniper8212 I dont see this gentleman.

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@footofjuniper8212 Come back in 5 years and tell me if you still think this is the greatest!

[@michaelsong5555]

"Waterfall makes lots of noise." "So why aren't the aliens trying to kill the waterfall all day long?" "Oh, get off my back about that." "Oh, okay. Let me get off of that thing."

[@gortab]

"So why don't they just... I dunno, turn on a wood chipper or something and let this alien thing solve itself?" "What?" "Or maybe install some speakers on the side of a cliff that play loud music so the aliens fall off the cliff if they try to attack the music?" "I dunno, maybe the aliens are good climbers." "Or have some noise makers playing in the middle of a minefield?" "Okay, I'm really going to need you to get off my back with ways to survive these monsters."

[@michaelsong5555]

@@gortab Well, if the aliens destroy the wood chipper or the speaker, then it gets quiet (they would slash at the source of the sound). And it seems the aliens can "stick" to the walls (to some level) -- their stick ability won't help them from a concaved pitfall though (a big jar-like pitfall). And I assume they have high durability to take mine explosions -- otherwise, they'd be dead long before the movies began.

[@frostfang1]

@@gortab I'm now imagining tucker and dale versus the quiet place aliens.

[@8584zender]

@@michaelsong5555 No doubt. These aliens have to be able to survive 7.62 rounds or they would have been handled. Presumably they can also penetrate through steel armor plating and concrete. Also, they must have some ranged weapons and not just their limbs and teeth given that there are about a billion guns on the planet.

[@PenheartKings]

@@gortab So, think of it like this, must hit brain...And all of the things you mentioned don't hit brain. Cheers.

[@nikagogibedashvili6476]

I was laughing so loudly, 3 monsters showed up in my room

[@LeanEre]

They probably came to see what's so funny. Try show this video for them xD

[@SuperPrestogamer]

@@LeanEre they can’t see though 😂😂😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@SuperPrestogamer they can hear it tho

[@vanhopecomedy]

lol

[@ALANA-hu8qo]

um Nika hasn't reaponded yet should we do a wellness check...quietly?

[@agraciotti]

"he forgets where his own nose is" KILLED me. Lmfao

[@zephaniahharrison5171]

André Graciotti SAME DUDE I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING

[@azgharrashdi3493]

Thats what we call Fear Factor.

[@spaghettiman3757]

forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@zephaniahharrison5171ok

[@dhollsynthmusic]

"Evelyn is pregnant" "She's pregnant??" "It means she's gonna have a baby" hahaha...i love Ryan's absurdism, could watch a whole movie of it

[@mmariankaa]

I hope Netflix is reading this :)

[@trinaq]

Me too, his absurdism REALLY makes these videos! 😂

[@Spookyboy101]

I would absolutely watch a pitch meeting about that movie

[@TheMarkster245]

A baby what is it? It’s small human that cry’s a lot but that’s not important right now

[@davidbjacobs3598]

I mean I've probably watched a couple days worth of Ryan by this point. Like a whole Breaking Bad length of just Ryan talking to himself. Pretty sure I've already watched that, but then again I don't know math is hard.

[@THX11458]

"Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?...Why take that chance?" "Well they're both very attractive."

[@jessejive117]

R B1229 I don’t know how long after she gets pregnant when all the aliens come, or whatever, because she have gotten pregnant before all the monster showed up for the first time?

[@Nirwanda001]

@@jessejive117 if it is day 472 over a whole year has gone by since the monsters came. A baby only takes..you know, nine months

[@Bromadlife]

@@Nirwanda001 come on.... Math is hard

[@jamesbrooks2288]

@@jessejive117theres a time skip in the film after the kid dies, but something like a year? So it seems like "oh he ded. Try agin?" "OK LOL"

[@theherooffire007]

No TV or smartphones means big families. Aliens or no aliens. 😉

[@OneTopic]

the small *huegh-huegh-huegh* of suppressed sadness 😢

[@acgonzales7]

"The alien is gonna kill the raccoon....but later when it's quietly walking through a field" "What? Like as revenge for having made a noise earlier?" LMAO

[@dreamybombstudios724]

You made a noise >:(

[@horseoperamarker]

“you killed the quietness now prepare to die”

[@Pikachuzap212]

Trying not to laugh cuz it’s late but goddamn this almost got me

[@yamanibryant-mccray2243]

lol that part really got me

[@dswill2264]

Lmaooo

[@optimusprime4090]

I will never tire of hearing "so you have a movie for me?"

[@Cuzjudd]

Me either prime

[@jaxonkruz7477]

yes sir i do

[@gnaius]

If Ryan ever leaves ScreenRant, I hope the last Movie Pitch video is simply: "So you have a movie for me?" "Nope" *end music, cut to 'Ryan leaves ScreenRant' shot*

[@AntonAdelson]

I'm like a Pavlovs dog at this point...

[@necro_nancy]

So, you have a movie for me?

[@LittleHobbit13]

"Couldn't he just throw his axe against the barn and make noise that way?" THANK YOU

[@TheSuperappelflap]

the dramatic self sacrifice is so overdone in hollywood movies i dont get why they keep going for it like yea i get it its a jesus metaphor can we just move on please jesus christ

[@brandonden795]

Why wouldn't you have noise distacters set up literally everyone as diversions. Like bottlerockets far off

[@jaredmdobson]

Seriously!!!!!!!!!!

[@mehrazpk]

@@brandonden795 for that wouldnt sell the movie XD

[@brandonden795]

@@mehrazpk "Because the movie needs to happen" 🤣

[@cyberwebr2758]

"It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Never gets old.

[@cdorman11]

Always fun to see how he's going to work it in. Amazing how many movies have a plot weakness that fits.

[@blzahz7633]

Oh really?

[@trinaq]

Completely empty streets in 2020?! Preposterous, who would ever imagine such a thing that would be scarier than a monster movie?! 👹

[@uno23sleep]

Hahahahahahahahaha. xD

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

Trina Q John Krasinski must’ve made a deal with the devil lol

[@Charmer4856]

....sounds like my ex-wife” 😂😂🤣🤣

[@marchantofcabbage3517]

Actually it's super easy barly an inconvenience

[@davidbjacobs3598]

I live in Astoria and still can't imagine it because people don't understand that they're going to die.

[@Jaerayy]

“It’s 2020 so all the streets are deserted “ “Oh wow completely empty streets in 2020 could you imagine” *looks outside* .....well played

[@Alondro77]

Coronachan can only get you if you make too much noise.

[@mikaelarose6277]

Oh my gosh.. ITS REAL GUYS

[@transendentemcorp]

Woah 😳

[@randomhuman97]

The joke just aged into a fact

[@amzxfreddy1323]

Gotdam

[@peanusbenis5631]

"I'm sad all the time." Before these videos, so was I.

[@thomasjohannesen1003]

I fell over laughing at "Her husband just died" "He did, but this is a cool moment to cut to black on" 5:50

[@abhitripathi78]

So....Was it hard to make pitch meetings during quarantine??? Ryan: ''ACTUALLY IT WAS SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE''.

[@captainamerica7800]

He never yells it.

[@priscillajimenez27]

No worries of personal contact with another lol

[@thorondor1593]

"A sand empire!" (nervous jedi noises)

[@nurse425]

@Vash the Stampede YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

[@arkadebmandal6963]

Why is a lotr fan commenting a star wars quote on a horror movie video

[@thorondor1593]

@@arkadebmandal6963 You've only scratched the surface.

[@amakky1989]

Thorondor scratching surfaces is TIGHT

[@CanTho2022]

I could NEVER UNDERSTAND why a NAIL sticks UP in the middle of a stair step???!! There shouldn’t be any nail in the MIDDLE of the stair board!!

[@DefaultFlame]

Much less pointing up, for exactly that reason. If you absolutely have to nail upwards for some reason on a walking surface you cut it off and sand it down.

[@whiterottenrabbit]

You should watch the Quiet Place review by YMS, he explains it.

[@justforever96]

A lot of stairs have a center frame so they don't sag. But you don't need to nail it, and the head of the nail would be what's sticking up. Which would be more than enough to make you fall. Although the odds of never noticing that nail are extremely small.

[@TheChzoronzon]

@@whiterottenrabbit "explains"

[@bigo3116]

Hey shut up

[@noctis69something95]

“The more you think about the the more survival solutions you’re gonna find and Im gonna need you to get WAY off my back about that”

[@phoebez7914]

Ok, let me get off of that thing

[@TooMuchToCareAbout2]

"What?" 😂😂

[@noctis69something95]

@@TooMuchToCareAbout2 watch Pitch Meeting

[@kanyewest9591]

The best thing I need in this forsaken quarantine.

[@trinaq]

Agreed, KZbin videos are the definite highlight of this global quarantine!

[@WillOfMyD]

Did you mean for that to rhyme?

[@SagaciousDjinn]

Don't forget to look up the song "Terryfolds"

[@roigergoololo3966]

Ditto from Italy.

[@TheRAMBO9191]

i read that so fast i saw foreskin hahahhahh

[@mmariankaa]

*”Oh forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT”* That sentence combined with John’s image of his finger missing his nose made me laugh harder than I should.

[@deveousdevil]

I laughed so hard an alien killed me.

[@mmariankaa]

@@deveousdevil Whoops.

[@jesuguru2394]

@@mmariankaa Whoopsie!

[@anvos658]

You really hit this nail on the head, if you think about it these monsters would be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for humans to stop before they turned the world into a horror scenario.

[@Macrochenia]

They'd be only slightly more difficult to deal with than the "can smell fear but apparently has no other senses" monsters from After Earth.

[@kh6853]

​@@MacrocheniaThose would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to deal with

[@Macrochenia]

@@kh6853 I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.

[@TheChzoronzon]

Yep, a volcano and a semi powerful PA system would do the trick :D

[@gilgamashu1435]

"What are the odds of that?" "I don't know, math is hard."

[@greynotgray6808]

"Wow. What are the chances of that?" "I don't know, math is hard."

[@rike94]

'Odds', not 'chances'. Pay attention to the video. Sigh.

[@ishowedyouthat2575]

@@rike94 you're annoying

[@qqqfuzion2582]

@@ishowedyouthat2575 no one is the same as the other people who a bit of the film and I have a great use of the day

[@rike94]

@@ishowedyouthat2575 I need you to get all the way of my back now, please

[@stephanies5281]

@@qqqfuzion2582 lol what? 🤗

[@Thunderbender18830]

Screenwriter: The more you think about it the more survival solution’s you’re gonna come up with so I’m gonna need you to get off my back about it. Producer: Okay I’ma get off of that thing. Aww he’s learning. It usually takes him much longer to get off of that thing.

[@TaytahniTorra]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@opedromagico]

i came here again just to laugh a lot hahah catharsis!

[@pjbpiano]

Hey, you're verified. So it means you're someone important.

[@txbuzzkill6276]

Yeah... me too.

[@urieldaboamorte]

ah lá é pedroca

[@sgtsongbird]

Catharsis is t i g h t

[@pedroresende9833]

Olha ele aí de novo

[@clementsimunyu5616]

“The truck doesn’t make any noises when it moves?” “Apparently not”. 😂😂When you realize that all those names that are shown after the movie ends couldn’t pick up how ridiculous that logic is...

[@stelonous]

The movie just insults your intelligence all the way through.

[@maxnaz47]

Considering 99.9% of those names at the end of movie have nothing to do with the script, be pretty hard for them to pick up on anything you are implying...

[@Unforgiven11]

I remember them just like.. putting it in neutral and rolling down the hill not actually starting it. But I could be wrong!

[@thanatoast4389]

Unforgiven11 the do, it’s still a couple of thousand of pounds moving down a dirt road.

[@mmmchestnut4085]

See I figure since it had just killed their dad that maybe it was busy eating him and didn't bother to chase the truck

[@96grunge]

“So was it hard to give birth to a child without making any noise?” *“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

[@tarantinoburrows1406]

"Oh really?"

[@trinaq]

Haha, I also love how Ryan manages to conjure up ways to fit this line into every single one of his pitches! 🤣

[@christinastafford3806]

Saying super easy barely a inconvenience is tight

[@nobodyuknow2490]

wow wow OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[@JR-sx3gl]

It's not the "not screaming while birthing" part, but the "keeping the baby from crying loud enough for the monsters to hear" part that is the most challenging There was a whole generation of women giving birth in the soviet era when if they were too annoying for the medical staff they were bullied and abused. That meant not making too much noise. Back than you were not allowed anyone with you till it's over. It's only way into the 90's when the whole initiative of giving birth without abuse got friction. You could bring someone with you, which meant a more respectful atmosphere, better support and help and made all the difference for the young mothers who didn't have to rely on bribing half of the staff or being married to some important party leader or general.

[@Theultimateginger]

This quarantine is gonna be super easy barely and inconvenience

[@EweChewBrrr01]

I need you to get ALL the way off my back ... and stand 1.5 meters away from me.

[@sir_will_iam]

Being an introvert during a worldwide lockdown is *TIGHT!*

[@smithcubs]

I love these comments.

[@Cuzjudd]

@@sir_will_iam barely an inconvenience

[@quacknatetv7837]

@@EweChewBrrr01 Oh whoops!

[@famousthaneus9810]

Studio Guy: Oh a sand empire! Anakin Skywalker: *heavy breathing*

[@hydriumstudio]

Denis Villeneuve: *heavy breathing*

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@hydriumstudio *heavier breathing

[@theherooffire007]

The upside down pez dispenser joke was great. "Oh I don't like that visual at all." Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks Ryan. 😂👌

[@sukikurai]

J. Joshua Sterling there was an animal planet show that described the way kangaroos do things as a pez dispenser to we were laughing for ages

[@xanderkubec7053]

400th to like

[@wetstinkysocks490]

J. Joshua Sterling your welcome 🤗

[@csgobotato]

pez dispensers are TIGHT!

[@QJJ245]

Wait...are the streets supposed to be empty during a quarantine? Me: Yes. Everyone driving around and walking about anyway: Whoops Me: Whoopsie

[@jessejive117]

DaQueen245 The streets aren’t supposed to be empty and shouldn’t be empty lol

[@L16htW4rr10r]

They sometimes need to resupply, though

[@trentrossdale638]

Lol

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

"He sets off fireworks FOR HOURS?" "Oh no she gives birth in like five minutes" LMFAO

[@johnpotts8308]

...though it is her fourth delivery, so being relatively quick is quite reasonable (though probably more than five minutes).

[@RooftopRose079]

@@johnpotts8308 Can you imagine the human race if women were able to give birth in five minutes?

[@refineddoggo6657]

@@RooftopRose079 there would still be child growth for a few months before birth, so largely the same:/

[@toniodejimi3905]

that’s what I said! she’d had to give birth for HOURS

[@suisinghoraceho2403]

Depends on how wide you want to define the process of “give birth”. The final push (which is usually the loud bit) could quite possibly be over within 5 minutes.

[@rustyshacklford245]

I just realized that part of this movie would take place during the emergence of brood x cicadas, what the hell would the aliens do with all that noise everywhere?

[@felynecomrade]

Probably ignore it, same as they do with rivers, waterfalls, and other areas of constant loud noise.

[@KrillLiberator]

@@felynecomrade Wow - cicadas save the world! for two days, every fourteen years...

[@marthamryglod291]

@@KrillLiberator lol

[@feynstein1004]

-Giving birth is Tight! -That's part of the problem

[@bruceleeds7988]

Then he said "You never complained before"

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

Producer: Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine? Me: *Nervously laughs in quarentine.*

[@lahlybird895]

Probably the point

[@ZylonBane]

thatsthejoke

[@Boeing-777-X]

You just explained the joke 🤦🏻‍♂️.

[@justaddressmeasking6625]

🚨WE GOT OURSELVES A JOKE EXPLAINER HERE🚨

[@citizencj3389]

Good comment lol

[@danielattrell]

So you have a movie for- *Monster breaks into office*

[@joshstern3940]

Why does this not have a billion likes. It's the best comment Ive ever seen🤣🤣🤣

[@Spookyboy101]

Oh haha I get it now

[@fawzigramajo]

Be ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WolfRamAndHart]

Quickest, Pitch Meeting. Ever.

[@Charmer4856]

Yeah so a sand empire! 🤣🤣

[@johnnythesnow253]

4:57 I absolutely love when the producer guy is confused and says "What?" while grinning:)

[@TEXAS2459]

"completely empty streets in 2020...can u imagine?!" ohwww yeah baby ohh yeahhh

[@Gambit08]

I hope these guys are standing at least 6 feet apart during this pitch meeting...

[@tomasbourgois235]

Yeah me 2

[@Lwsss933]

Social Distancing is TIGHT!

[@trinaq]

Likewise, it would make sense, considering the dire circumstances! 😂🤣

[@Asiis]

@@Lwsss933 If it is, you're doing it wrong!

[@jimlaw8199]

WHOOPSIE!

[@jamaul1391]

“oh so they don't have electricity" “You know they do because they have solar panels" “so why use a lamp" “ because I want them to knock it over" This is my favorite part of the video.

[@uhohhotdog]

Or maybe because they’re solar panels and it’s night time and they don’t have a battery to hold electric

[@pipstix5487]

Uhohhotdog Gaming - solar panels gather energy from the sun so that it can still be used at night, but I see what you mean. Besides, solar panel electricity alone usually isn’t enough to support a household.

[@uhohhotdog]

Eva Russell you need a battery for it to be used at night and most batteries don’t hold much electric.

[@Superiorer]

@@pipstix5487 Solar panels have zero storage. You need big batteries.

[@weneedaladder8384]

@@uhohhotdog you can see lit electric lights in the clip that plays. Their house is literally already lit, they don't need a glass lantern.

[@livewireOrourke]

"Could we have it be a little more consistent?" "No." "Dang it." 😂😂😂🤣

[@YETTheShow]

“I dunno...math is hard.” Ryan you just summed up every trip of mine to the dollar store.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Me buying anything for my hobbies.

[@liveactionlink8736]

This joke is underrated. I think it went over people's heads lol

[@adamwishneusky]

“Hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting” lol as if any of them aren’t hilarious!

[@nadakhalil3869]

Enjoying pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@theoneintheback3783]

“They fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” “What.” “Anyway,”

[@joecoolberry911]

That’s like the definition of why these are so darn good

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@joecoolberry911 what's good?

[@RedInside_live]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 the corn

[@inr9751]

"Oh God, I hope they don't... you know... put any handprints on car windows?" "Gross." "I know, right?"

[@martinwettig8212]

I can totally imagine John Krasinsky giving this exact movie pitch.

[@widowkeeper4739]

"I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that." "OK, let me get off of that thing!" Man, I wish it was that easy to talk to everybody.

[@geardog24]

"Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?" "Accidents do happen." *Spoken like a true parent.*

[@jillruff1655]

...or every cast member on Teen Mom ever. Not that Ima fan of Teen Mo- ...nvmnd. This quarantine's got me watching all kindsa crap TV lately. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ursaminor9780]

Yeah. As much as I like this movie, that was a pretty big goof. I usually rationalize it by saying that these two people who are obviously attracted to each other have no one else to help them cope with not having sex. They have no friends around, they clearly wouldn’t discuss it with their children, which just leaves each other, whom they’re both (pardon my gutter talk) horny for. But even then I concede it’s a pretty weak argument.

[@dre4mzzy735]

Spoken like my parents after they had me! Wait....

[@ninadouglas6289]

It goes to show you that even when birth control is free people still have unprotected sex.

[@cjwrench07]

Nina Douglas that’s exactly it. they had access to a nearly unlimited amount of birth control pills, which skipping the placebo week also means no periods, during an apocalypse.

[@hester234]

Next week: Pitch meeting for "I am Legend", screenwriter guy and producer guy wearing gloves and masks

[@antonioortiz4544]

I peed my pants at about 3:20. "Listen, the more you think about this concept, the more survival solutions you're going to find and I'm going to need you to get off my back about all of them."

[@ColdHawk]

“Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?” COVID HUMOR IS TIGHT!

[@DrTae233]

Yeah

[@ALANA-hu8qo]

its infectious

[@meanderingmarley3910]

@@ALANA-hu8qo Excellent! Do you write your own jokes, or do you have a staph? 😬

[@Venom-Bell_420]

Considering the whole thing was a joke yes.

[@Venom-Bell_420]

@@ALANA-hu8qo It DOESN'T exist you brainwashed fool

[@jonionseed]

My wife and I just watched “A Wrinkle in Time” and there’s so many moments where I just saw screenwriter guy going “I don’t knowww” lol - would be a great one to do sometime!

[@mustavogaia2655]

Was there some "-Why? Because" moment?

[@turner3088]

George: "clear streets in 2020 imagine that?" Me: *.......I have a bad feeling about this*

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

Crossing my fingers that he does the right thing and either web conferences or wears gloves and a mask next time.

[@WiiSwallower]

*Covid-19 Intesifies*

[@thomasvleminckx]

Wow, you understood the joke.

[@jamesbizs]

Captain Awesome no

[@KravMagoo]

"Wow! What are the odds of that??" "I don't know...math is hard." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tigerbread78]

Ryan's back must be killing him, from carrying this channel. And no, I didn't steal this comment from a previous post. Sometimes people can be unoriginal, but it ain't theft. Comment sections are big, I don't read through them all.

[@M.Babadook]

Underrated comment is underrated.

[@David-gj9qr]

Meg Hal9000 overused comment is overused

[@PlushMaker400]

???????? Ayyyyyyy! Nice one!

[@mellyq92]

That's why he's always saying get all the way off my back

[@PlushMaker400]

Emmelene Perencevich If I remember correctly he does, but for some reason he’s forced to post pitch meetings on the Screen Rang channel

[@EweChewBrrr01]

"So you have a KZbin channel to carry for me?" "Yes sir I do. It's called Screen Rant"

[@theatre721]

Oooooooh snap

[@batnacks]

“Oh, what’s that channel like?” “Well they make videos of lists of things about other things” “What kind of lists are we talking about” “A bunch of stuff that people already know about” “Why would people click on those videos?” “Well you see they give these videos really clickbaity titles to trick people into thinking they they’re going to be interesting” “Oh, tricking people into watching your videos is tight” “It is sir. So anyway they suddenly start making these different kind of videos called pitch meetings” “So what kind of pitches are we talking about here?” “Mostly movies” “Oh really?” “Yeah. And you see these videos start getting just super popular, in fact so popular that people just start asking them to only make those kind of videos” “So they stop making the list videos that people don’t like and only make the pitch meetings?” “Well no, that would mean having to care about their content” “Oh that makes sense”

[@savageprince9829]

@@batnacks that was amazing

[@csillakaszas7285]

fyi, there is a pitch meeting for pitch meeting

[@jarink1]

Pitch Meeting is the only reason I don't block this channel. The rest of their videos are garbage, often with liberal-slanted politics thrown in.

[@Alexagrigorieff]

"That's when the baby pees to let you know it's on its way" "It's not what that is" Fun fact: amniotic fluid is, for the most part, made of baby pee.

[@7thwardlord882]

Yummy

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

Which makes it even better when he responds to the other guy disagreeing with, "well..."

[@jamesbizs]

So is a woman squirting.

[@6ixpool520]

I mean it technically is, but it really isn't...

[@marielleaithamon309]

@@jamesbizs Not the same hole, but nicely tried.

[@silastmales1516]

15 seconds in and I've already Lol'd😂 Edit: "Then later her water's gonna break" "Oh yeah, that's when the baby pees to let you know it's on it's way" "That's not what that is" "Well" 😂😂😂

[@AlphaCentauri24]

00:15 "Completely empty streets in 2020! Can you imagine?" That hit hard.

[@alecpowers3453]

Not here

[@jinksdalfang8843]

Spoilers: the dad did a backflip but the monster heard him and snapped his neck.

[@karmallarma5871]

Subverting classic Pitch Meeting lines is tight!

[@Naappletree]

And saved the day!

[@ProductBasement]

If my dad tried a backflip, he wouldnt need a monster to snap his neck

[@qwerty8382]

@@ProductBasement bruh if I did

[@2b_OrNotToBe]

-actually the dad dodged did -oh and is it gonna be hard to dodge? -no actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@artvocado5943]

“I’m sad all the time.” “Nice”

[@becominghero9754]

Women's health doctor here, about the 4:30 critique of the birth--actually, you CAN give very quick birth if you're a multip! Multiparous women--women who've had multiple pregnancies end in birth--have looser cervixes in average and can sometimes progress so quickly you don't even have time to change into a hospital gown. So giving bathtub birth quickly with a monster outside can absolutely work, especially if she was already dilating (some women with high pain tolerances will not really stop for their contractions until they're quite dilated). A primip (first-timer) I'd never believe that fast, but for a multip, it totally depends on the woman!

[@db5627]

You need to do "passengers" with Chris Pratt and Jeniffer Lawerence!!!!!

[@LeoStaley]

God, the ending of passengers would have been so much better if Chris Pratt died, and then we are left with an image of Jennifer Lawrence looking at sleep chambers to wake someone else up.

[@twostep919]

Should include: "So how did you decide Jennifer Lawerence should be one of the leads?" "A very satisfied looking Harvey Weinstein said he owed her a favor!"

[@samuelguetta8445]

Ryan: "An empire of sand" Dark Vader: *Heavy breathing*.

[@MaxWolftank]

Lolol genius I love it

[@LOLKrlos]

Dar... D-Dark?

[@bigballoftape5343]

How about lightly shaded Vader?

[@LnPPersonified]

DARK Vader?! XD

[@joeypoil9370]

Dark? More like person of colored suit.

[@itsjavy]

“Well, they fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” 💀💀💀

[@dyios]

0:15 was Ryan trying to hold back his sneeze to stay in character or??

[@krimson_flux]

He was on the verge of crying

[@Abelhawk]

"I don't understand how these aliens behave." "Ha ha that's okay. So then..."

[@bruno1700]

"shooshis him so hard that he forgets the location of his nose " "foregetting the location of your NOSE is so tiGht!" got me dead

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

I almost died laughing when he forgot where his nose is 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruno1700]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 cant believe this was 4months ago..

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@bruno1700 I can't believe I actually watched this movie 😔

[@adilsaju]

Dead laughing 😂😭

[@strangerkids4185]

Did you laugh so hard the monster get you😂🤣

[@endedera9758]

2020 has been going so badly, I wouldn't be surprised if this movie was a prediction from The Simpsons

[@el_uchiha]

ended era some of it is

[@FatThor55]

I wouldn't be surprised if those monsters from the movie come to life and the movie becomes a real thing in April or may

[@Alex-wk2xf]

the alien invasion is currently set for may, tho the release date might be pushed back to July if the random chimp event of April affects the developers

[@BDLabs2]

ended era SIMP-sons

[@endedera9758]

@@BDLabs2 hilarious

[@briananekea7480]

"Oh, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do.* Best words I've been hearing the past two days.

[@2332Stephen]

This made me laugh. This is like a funny version of CinemaSins

[@geebuttersnaps2230]

Steve Winter yeah this is cinemasins except, you know... good

[@allthingstoallmen8912]

Wait, you don't like Jeremy railing movies over the smallest inconsistencies in their plot points, while being overly dramatic & borderline obnoxious? That's a sin for you! Ding!

[@shibineb]

Comparing Pitch Meetings to cinemasins is like insulting Ryan George's intelligence.

[@HABO2210]

Comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins is like comparing a lion to a cat

[@Felixr2]

Comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins is like comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins.

[@ryancliff4988]

The smug smile each character has the whole time is amazing. It really make these video the best

[@nicoleabed2480]

"Completely empty streets in 2020. Can you imagine?" Me: it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience to imagine that. 😂

[@jaewok5G]

you win.

[@joshuaprietophoto]

Thank you Ryan for perfecting putting our thoughts on this movie into effect I didn't understand why it was so well received with all its problems

[@Jorah123456789]

Because it had an interesting spin having basically no dialogue. However, this spin was interesting for maybe 15 minutes, then the movie just became boring. This also brought some other negative impacts on the movie, for example there was basically no character development.

[@Limrasson]

@@Jorah123456789 It sounds like this movie could have been a very nice short movie, like 10-15 minutes maximum, likely with a single monster.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

PG-13. Literally, that's it. There's an entire crowd of Christians who won't watch R films, but wanna be considered "cool", and they legit think watching horror movies as Christians will make them "cool", so they watch all the PG-13 "horror" movies. Unsurprisingly, it's a very short list with very few good titles (Jaws and Sixth Sense pretty much stand alone).

[@PartialKredit]

Ryan really shouldn’t be breaking quarantine by talking to this movie executive.

[@thezoid.withfreaky6204]

You could see the executive almost sneezed at some point lol

[@PatrickPaul1203]

He has plenty of clones to spare!

[@SoulQueenoD]

"Her husband just died" damn that was a good line delivery.

[@oscarbuckley6980]

"I'm sad all the time" "NICE!"

[@my3dviews]

0:10 "sounds like my ex-wife". Why do I get the feeling that his ex-wife looks a lot like him? 😂

[@SuperBC1975]

Pitch Meeting is one of my favorite things to watch on KZbin. It's barely an inconvenience and is always tight.

[@davidleesfunandamazingvide2759]

Wow wow wow

[@pd9020]

I lasted 15 seconds into the video before having a belly laugh. that crying intake of breath was masterful

[@spasjt]

I missed that the first time, glad I read comments after the video!

[@DTSoR]

SAME haha just had to scroll down and see if anyone noticed it. Laughed so hard

[@kamenanew9867]

Kills me every time, so brilliant

[@last7509]

this dude is so good i just realized its only one person

[@Teague92]

"I'm sad all the time. So what happens in this thing?" *Sad noises*

[@thats4thebirds]

This is literally John Krasinski pitching to himself lmao

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

"Actually it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." Wowowow. Wow" - Ryan in every video

[@muhammadagungwibowo3068]

"What's that about?" "It's about these monsters that freakout everytime you make a noise" "Sounds like my ex-wife" "Aaaa" "Aaaa... I'm sad all the time" "Thanks" This intro 😂

[@yateeshagrawal513]

I died laughing at the crying noise that Ryan makes saying "I am sad all the time" .

[@chaosdeviant62]

I laughed so hard when they did the "I'm sad all the time" Deviation. It was pretty unexpected.

[@albogypsy2842]

"I don't understand how these aliens behave..." "That's ok" 😃

[@meganh7526]

“What headspace do you have to be in to try THAT for the first time?” “Oh, definitely a dark one!” That’s a mood for 2020...

[@DDLAFFEY724]

Jim from the office does a back flip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day

[@inr9751]

Sadly, no.

[@robbedballondorwski4487]

4:44 "Like an upside down Pez dispenser" I laughed so hard I'd would have attracted all the aliens on the world if I would have been in this movie

[@englishislit7720]

I just don't want you to think about the implication that ambient sound would solve a lot of the problems with these aliens. . . . Gold!

[@RiotElephantProductions]

I would love to see a pitch meeting for “Pitch Black” & “The Chronicles of Riddick”

[@bruceleeds7988]

The should do the pitch for picth black in the dark

[@bryanf6638]

And the pitch for Chronicles of Riddick while smoking chronic

[@tripptank]

Too easy