Bird Box Pitch Meeting

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Screen Rant

Screen Rant

Күн бұрын

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@skullegion
@skullegion 5 жыл бұрын
I’m really glad to hear the script writer’s brother is safe and sound I was getting worried for a second there
@JermaineYoung
@JermaineYoung 5 жыл бұрын
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Swimming. Swimming. Swimming. Swimming.
@QuestionMarc
@QuestionMarc 5 жыл бұрын
Is he like a professional swimmer? And how is he talking on the phone while swimming? And how has he never seen his brother since their first swimming lesson.
@mudPro-uk1eb
@mudPro-uk1eb 5 жыл бұрын
Because
@kohtahaneda3234
@kohtahaneda3234 5 жыл бұрын
@@mudPro-uk1eb that works
@Rvc546
@Rvc546 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know
@mrcombustiblelemon2902
@mrcombustiblelemon2902 4 жыл бұрын
"so when the birds are chirping..." "They close their eyes extra tight" Closing your eyes extra tight is *tight!*
@sinmisolaogunyomi7195
@sinmisolaogunyomi7195 3 жыл бұрын
Op
@JragonL1m
@JragonL1m 3 жыл бұрын
@pryAnsh if you like horror I would say it’s pretty good
@chanceboarders7749
@chanceboarders7749 3 жыл бұрын
y e s i t i s
@Thurston86
@Thurston86 3 жыл бұрын
I’m your 1000th like.
@jackdonith
@jackdonith 3 жыл бұрын
He missed that pun, woopsie!
@haydenl4057
@haydenl4057 5 жыл бұрын
Swimming joke about his brother was unexpectedly dark for a sec holy moly
@atechnews3221
@atechnews3221 5 жыл бұрын
Hayden L I thought he was going to call his parents
@ChaseHLee
@ChaseHLee 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he never saw him again, but he had him on speed dial.
@theunknownreturns
@theunknownreturns 4 жыл бұрын
Shoot, ain't gonna lie. They had us in the first half.
@darthtroller
@darthtroller 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed very hard 😂😂😂
@xploitcat
@xploitcat 4 жыл бұрын
Aight' who was the 666th like?
@dustinstoddard6734
@dustinstoddard6734 5 жыл бұрын
"They kill themselves." "Oh, that's fatal."
@ericbeilmann3649
@ericbeilmann3649 4 жыл бұрын
"People die when they're killed"
@roigergoololo3966
@roigergoololo3966 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericbeilmann3649 "People also die when they kill themselves."
@lyrimetacurl0
@lyrimetacurl0 4 жыл бұрын
"No sh1t"
@socialaccounts1889
@socialaccounts1889 4 жыл бұрын
"You're useless, since we all can hear."
@dadutxhmaster
@dadutxhmaster 4 жыл бұрын
RZA - FATAL
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 4 жыл бұрын
"Of course how else would they fill up the egg section" bears such an unbelievably manic energy Im stunned
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat 26 күн бұрын
It was a funny joke, it didn't have any sort of manic energy to it. You want manic energy, go watch the Tasmanian Devil or something.
@Rhapsodi22
@Rhapsodi22 5 жыл бұрын
Why is there a school for the blind built in the middle of the woods only accessable by rapids?
@tigergirl305
@tigergirl305 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's accessible another way, but the crazy people would probably spot them more often on the easier route
@_anyways.edits_3431
@_anyways.edits_3431 5 жыл бұрын
Them: Because Me: *that works*
@ashb7
@ashb7 5 жыл бұрын
School planners: Oops Blind people: Oopsie
@musashijoe
@musashijoe 5 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter guy: I don't know Producer: Fair enough
@emreekin8190
@emreekin8190 5 жыл бұрын
It probably wasn’t so remote before, but plants must have grown around it within the five years
@parag002raipure
@parag002raipure 5 жыл бұрын
"You know how supermarkets always have live birds for sale." "Of course how else would they fill up the egg section." LOL
@ProgrammedForDamage
@ProgrammedForDamage 5 жыл бұрын
Almost spat my coffee at that line.
@GooTimo
@GooTimo 5 жыл бұрын
yeah i had one of those light chuckles that lasts for like 24 hours after that line
@chadj4146
@chadj4146 5 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing at that line
@jaredloveless
@jaredloveless 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, this.
@vegab2543
@vegab2543 5 жыл бұрын
I'm literally in tears
@Jackie_Shriek
@Jackie_Shriek 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s a felony. Looks like you’re going to jail.” “Oh whoopsie. Dangit.” 😂
@MaynardFreek
@MaynardFreek 4 жыл бұрын
Would have been hilarious if the cops arrested the producer guy during the pitch meeting
@berengustav7714
@berengustav7714 4 жыл бұрын
We're going have to put him in a room for that.
@kenbercero5639
@kenbercero5639 3 жыл бұрын
Where I am from, cockfighting is a legal gambling event, as long as they're authorized by the government.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 3 жыл бұрын
People who go to jail are in prison!
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 obvious statements are TIGHT
@hyperhektor7733
@hyperhektor7733 5 жыл бұрын
1:11 "Bird Boxing is tight, i made a lot of money betting on that" LMAO
@BayareaBatman
@BayareaBatman 5 жыл бұрын
Hyper Hektor favorite quote
@kensurrency2564
@kensurrency2564 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my, seeing those words made the mental connection to the joke so much better. Good god lol!!!
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
It ruined it when he said "cock-fighting". I was picturing actual bird boxing
@rev0568
@rev0568 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 ...I mean... cock fighting is a well known illegal sport, so... it wasn't really gonna lead anywhere else. It's what popped into my head for the joke.
@pryansh_
@pryansh_ 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone pls tell whether should i watch this movie
@adinal1958
@adinal1958 5 жыл бұрын
"How long does he go on a rampage?" "About 5 minutes. That's how long it takes to give birth, right?" "Yeah, about 5 minutes." I lost it.
@berengustav7714
@berengustav7714 5 жыл бұрын
The main thing wrong with The Quiet Place
@LightofJoshua
@LightofJoshua 4 жыл бұрын
This part is beyond hilarious
@abduljah9355
@abduljah9355 4 жыл бұрын
They really have never met a human woman!
@darkdefender9919
@darkdefender9919 4 жыл бұрын
Read this comment as they were saying this
@TheFourthWinchester
@TheFourthWinchester 3 жыл бұрын
@@abduljah9355 How come every woman you know had a baby and let you inside when giving birth?
@Matthew-pd4zx
@Matthew-pd4zx 5 жыл бұрын
"The monsters can't go indoors?" "Nope." "How come?" "Because." "That works." Lol 🤣🤣😂 when he called his brother as well Please do Sharknado, you guys. It would super easy, barely an inconvenience. 🦈🌪️🌪️
@Selly219
@Selly219 5 жыл бұрын
That is one of my fav lines 😂🤣
@mung__
@mung__ 5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing when I was reading this comment they were saying the same thing
@atomicmeatball7264
@atomicmeatball7264 5 жыл бұрын
Sharknado is *_tight_*
@uncharted7againblackking256
@uncharted7againblackking256 5 жыл бұрын
It should u meant to say hahaha
@ethanlane2203
@ethanlane2203 4 жыл бұрын
Only had to wait one year for it to come 😂
@myishenhaines1706
@myishenhaines1706 5 жыл бұрын
"My bother is still swimming to this day, he never came back." Lol
@acmenipponair
@acmenipponair 4 жыл бұрын
Well, and spoiler ahead: He still swims, he just likes swimming :D
@misdafireinfexus5828
@misdafireinfexus5828 4 жыл бұрын
I never saw him again***
@benjamintaylor5025
@benjamintaylor5025 4 жыл бұрын
Becoming a merman is tight.
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat 26 күн бұрын
*Brother
@jordanshearer99
@jordanshearer99 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Me: Nope Teacher: How come? Me: Because Teacher: That works If only it worked that way
@_anyways.edits_3431
@_anyways.edits_3431 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Shearer i wish
@benchmarking6875
@benchmarking6875 5 жыл бұрын
It works barely a inconvenience
@evitare8714
@evitare8714 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Fair enuff!* FTFY
@angrytom1923
@angrytom1923 5 жыл бұрын
Whoops!
@jac2o7
@jac2o7 5 жыл бұрын
If a teacher says “how come” they shouldn’t be a teacher
@ThePortraitArt
@ThePortraitArt 5 жыл бұрын
god this series is so good lol
@SubToCopper
@SubToCopper 4 жыл бұрын
It’s probably the best series EVER
@mangot589
@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын
The Twilight one 😂😂🤣
@spoonyg419
@spoonyg419 3 жыл бұрын
I just found it! Hilarious
@clauds87
@clauds87 3 жыл бұрын
How come 847 liked this but only three commented
@mangot589
@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын
@@clauds87 Only three on this thread. There’s way more comments. :)
@enoughofyourkoicarp
@enoughofyourkoicarp 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly they could have used the cats from the cats movie as the monsters, that would probably work a lot better.
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 5 жыл бұрын
Having giant plot holes in your movie is TIGHT.
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 5 жыл бұрын
Giant plot holes is how movies are born these days.
@aswinkrishna5042
@aswinkrishna5042 5 жыл бұрын
Having small ass holes is tight!!!
@nateofalltrades1448
@nateofalltrades1448 5 жыл бұрын
Giant Holes are Tight?
@justicewing
@justicewing 5 жыл бұрын
ya ya ya plot hole is TIGHT!
@atimnie
@atimnie 5 жыл бұрын
Giant holes are tight, if you have a giant... come on, you know the punchline to this.
@talya1877
@talya1877 5 жыл бұрын
Betting on Bird Boxing is TIGHT.
@np7736
@np7736 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-rg6nm Whoopsy!
@jackelinetejada4348
@jackelinetejada4348 5 жыл бұрын
Yeahyeahyeah
@rioa500
@rioa500 5 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter's brother has Ryan's voice. *Ryan Cinematic universe confirmed*
@mr.e7862
@mr.e7862 5 жыл бұрын
This is only the beginning my friend
@IskanderVFX
@IskanderVFX 5 жыл бұрын
ryan into the ryanverse
@bleedingedge5967
@bleedingedge5967 5 жыл бұрын
We are in the endgame now.
@ArmanM2
@ArmanM2 5 жыл бұрын
The council of ryans
@trentmeikle8609
@trentmeikle8609 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't even his final form
@Jackylification
@Jackylification 5 жыл бұрын
“Olympia actually made it pretty clear she wanted her daughter named after a Disney princess” THANK YOU!! I think I could have forgiven this crappy movie if she hadn’t done a ‘Harry Potter names his kids after dead people’ on it. It’s not like Olympia wasn’t clear about it
@scottletourneau4571
@scottletourneau4571 2 жыл бұрын
And she could have just made Olympia her middle name. Do they even have middle names?
@Apple_Beshy
@Apple_Beshy 2 ай бұрын
This movie is trying so hard to make the audience like Olympia
@cgederz6747
@cgederz6747 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve lost an evening watching these and I don’t regret it
@roigergoololo3966
@roigergoololo3966 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club.
@xploitcat
@xploitcat 4 жыл бұрын
@@roigergoololo3966 super easy barerly an inconvinience
@jameswhittingham8027
@jameswhittingham8027 4 жыл бұрын
Not lost. Gained.
@petecamacho3513
@petecamacho3513 4 жыл бұрын
Ive lost months. Git gud
@kelvintrrs
@kelvintrrs 4 жыл бұрын
This is the opposite of a problem
@kariya56809
@kariya56809 5 жыл бұрын
Loved that swimming brother part... I was like "Damn, thats a bit dark, its going to be hard to come back from that", but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@AplusNerd777
@AplusNerd777 5 жыл бұрын
Screen Rant should just give it's channel to Ryan.
@carnelstudios
@carnelstudios 5 жыл бұрын
amen
@kakashiMEK
@kakashiMEK 5 жыл бұрын
or make a video together would be dope af.
@braedenbeller2145
@braedenbeller2145 5 жыл бұрын
ScreenRant helps to keep Ryan's SJW tendencies in check
@hwikilmon4677
@hwikilmon4677 5 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@peej8541
@peej8541 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SevINSevIN-be5yo
@SevINSevIN-be5yo 5 жыл бұрын
the monsters can't go in doors? nope how come? because! that works.
@MrLeroy42
@MrLeroy42 5 жыл бұрын
SevIN90 SevIN90 I never really thought about that.
@21minute
@21minute 5 жыл бұрын
They're just a gush of wind. They can't even physically hurt you.
@williamjones7751
@williamjones7751 5 жыл бұрын
@@21minute yet they almost died running from them at the end. Why? Just walk and dont look.
@wakamoon1910
@wakamoon1910 5 жыл бұрын
there's also that time they were being pushed around in the car.
@dreamlaunchlab9673
@dreamlaunchlab9673 5 жыл бұрын
Omg my 11 year old kept saying that 🤣🤣.
@BiggestRedditor
@BiggestRedditor 5 жыл бұрын
“Get that smirking SOB in here” “Jimboooo” Lol 😂
@genericstaticshock705
@genericstaticshock705 4 жыл бұрын
LOVED the reference 😂
@rafaabrantes8142
@rafaabrantes8142 3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyy! 👍🏼
@ernestomiloli8414
@ernestomiloli8414 3 жыл бұрын
D line dats living rent free in my head
@dojo24
@dojo24 4 жыл бұрын
"My brother is still swimming to this day and I never saw him again" then calls his brother to prove he didn't drown.....LMAO
@seanfrance3182
@seanfrance3182 4 жыл бұрын
“What?! No, I’m swimming”.. lmao 😂
@jasonringhofer7961
@jasonringhofer7961 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: That’s his brothers voicemail
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanfrance3182 I'm swimming, with my waterproof phone that I've had since we were young
@mosespray4510
@mosespray4510 3 жыл бұрын
Managed to fit a third Ryan into the sketch!
@junaidabderoofyt
@junaidabderoofyt 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonringhofer7961 cruel
@np7736
@np7736 5 жыл бұрын
Some say that his brother is still swimming to this day Because swimming forever is SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVINIENCE
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 5 жыл бұрын
oh really? yea he just takes a break on land takes a piss and swims again.
@ukuviispert9599
@ukuviispert9599 5 жыл бұрын
And its also TIGHT
@kparm23
@kparm23 5 жыл бұрын
@@JordanWheeler1999 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@tuschman168
@tuschman168 5 жыл бұрын
You know what, I'm kinda over horror movies where the monsters go largely unexplained. It was fun for a while but I kinda enjoyed the old horror movies where there was always some kind of explanation for them. Even if it was just "laboratory accident" or something lame like that. You don't have to go full Prometheus and overexplain the monsters to the point where nobody knows what's going on, but I like at least a little bit of an origin.
@SixHundredWays
@SixHundredWays 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 100%. It seems very lazy like a "choose your own adventure book", but its a "choose your own movie monster" movie. My girlfriend said she thought the monsters in this movie were giant flying mirrors, and when you looked at them, you saw a reflection of your innermost fear. Ridiculous.
@Silentmetalhead
@Silentmetalhead 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!
@poisonpotato1
@poisonpotato1 5 жыл бұрын
And the ones that usually do it, just use exposition like having the camera focus on a lab report for 10 minutes
@elvisodunze7025
@elvisodunze7025 5 жыл бұрын
alot of current horror movies explain their monsters, you just watch the wrong ones.
@davidforlong
@davidforlong 5 жыл бұрын
tuschman168 what about it
@biasedneutron231
@biasedneutron231 5 жыл бұрын
I’m binge watching Pitch Meeting🤣
@sassyaries1966
@sassyaries1966 5 жыл бұрын
Regina Philangee me too.
@pocketcheeto3355
@pocketcheeto3355 5 жыл бұрын
Same!
@FourForceUniverse
@FourForceUniverse 5 жыл бұрын
Ohh binge watching Pitch meetings is tight 🤣
@overkillz1986
@overkillz1986 5 жыл бұрын
So am I! My wife thinks it's a bad idea, but it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@_khooman_chronicles_
@_khooman_chronicles_ 5 жыл бұрын
That rhymes, too...
@Elpha22
@Elpha22 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, late 80's early 90s, the grocery store my grandmother went to DID sell live birds. They had an entire section. Super weird.
@mercurymay39
@mercurymay39 5 жыл бұрын
"He's a great actor, I think about him a lot!" Love it.
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 4 ай бұрын
U r gorgeous
@dementedwarlock4375
@dementedwarlock4375 5 жыл бұрын
The producer face at 5:34, when the screenwriter called his brother, is priceless!
@peterkaplar1660
@peterkaplar1660 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they just casually say "Whoops!" and "Whoopsie!" after talking about some criminal activity and stuff, and it's instantly forgotten.
@harryheist
@harryheist 5 жыл бұрын
"The less I know the better, when this ends up going to court" LMAO
@JHooves714
@JHooves714 5 жыл бұрын
Had me lol
@bladestormX
@bladestormX 5 жыл бұрын
"Of course, how else would they fill up the egg section!" Damn that got me 👌😂👌
@ryanloh126
@ryanloh126 2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity for “closing your eyes extra tight is TIGHT”
@jaseanlyle5997
@jaseanlyle5997 5 жыл бұрын
The Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience Catch phrase is TIGHT
@jaseanlyle5997
@jaseanlyle5997 5 жыл бұрын
@Brand Armstrong that's the another famous catchprase and woopsie and because
@JayLeu
@JayLeu 5 жыл бұрын
Combining two catchphrases is TIGHT
@Pedalbored
@Pedalbored 5 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@lugohstsotofitness7817
@lugohstsotofitness7817 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah!
@StraightHairline3
@StraightHairline3 5 жыл бұрын
Jay Leu I was just about to say that
@octane7774
@octane7774 5 жыл бұрын
Birdbox is basically the happening meets a quiet place.
@albertschoise8091
@albertschoise8091 5 жыл бұрын
Buckfutter _12 no
@mychairisits6533
@mychairisits6533 5 жыл бұрын
@@albertschoise8091 yeah.
@albertschoise8091
@albertschoise8091 5 жыл бұрын
My chair, I sits nope
@cassetiquette
@cassetiquette 5 жыл бұрын
Meets José Saramago’s Blindness
@mychairisits6533
@mychairisits6533 5 жыл бұрын
@@albertschoise8091 Yup.
@kisubags437
@kisubags437 5 жыл бұрын
So I haven’t watched Bird Box, my wife did, it seemed silly, the pitch explains it the same way she did (except she was talking like it was good)
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it's pretty super easy barely an inconvenience, she's into bird boxes... apparently.
@marcelofuentes2819
@marcelofuentes2819 5 жыл бұрын
It is good just the ending is kinda bland
@hercules.a
@hercules.a 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it's not bad, but not great either.
@ChristophProbst
@ChristophProbst 5 жыл бұрын
The first time I watched it, I was very engrossed in it. After the movie ended I sat back and told my friend that it was really nice to see a good movie again for the first time. I thought the movie was very well done.
@crystalraf
@crystalraf 5 жыл бұрын
It’s really scary good.
@mmariankaa
@mmariankaa 4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I mean my brother is swimming 'till this day. I never saw him again" Whoopsie! XD
@sandordugalin8951
@sandordugalin8951 4 жыл бұрын
"I never saw him again, but I have his cell phone number."
@user-rc9uw3uy5x
@user-rc9uw3uy5x 3 жыл бұрын
Swimming is *tight*
@amalie7218
@amalie7218 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the movie but I'm watching the pitch meeting because these pitch meetings are just so good
@hugolindstrom1605
@hugolindstrom1605 5 жыл бұрын
-The monsters can't come indoors? -No -How come? -Because -That works Hahahaha, hilarious as usuals
@AndreNitroX
@AndreNitroX 5 жыл бұрын
What happened to all the crazy people? They just disappeared🤪
@innerfreq3647
@innerfreq3647 5 жыл бұрын
Better twist than Bird Box with the swimming brother
@RevBarrel
@RevBarrel 5 жыл бұрын
The swimming part killed me :D
@rdgamer4388
@rdgamer4388 5 жыл бұрын
Me to
@prettymommy6579
@prettymommy6579 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr....3 blindfolded people, 2 are small children, falling overboard in rapids...they live? How realistic
@lorrie9462
@lorrie9462 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty Mommy lol the birds also live
@prettymommy6579
@prettymommy6579 5 жыл бұрын
@@lorrie9462 I know! Silly
@myka5947
@myka5947 4 жыл бұрын
First good laugh I've had today. "Of course...how else would they fill up the egg section?"
@marvinweinstein3826
@marvinweinstein3826 5 жыл бұрын
I watched bird box knowing that I will watch the pitch meeting right afterwards... AND TRYING TO ENJOY IT WAS ACTUALLY AN INCONVENIENCE.
@MysterySteve
@MysterySteve 5 жыл бұрын
5:15 Thought this joke was gonna go a super predictable direction once he brought up his brother and him, but I'm really impressed by the turn it took. Maybe it's just because I wasn't expecting it to be *that* good, but I honestly didn't see that joke coming and it gave me a genuine chuckle. Thank you, Ryan. :)
@cyclopsisbetterthanwolveri8651
@cyclopsisbetterthanwolveri8651 5 жыл бұрын
“Monsters can’t come inside” “Nope “ “How Come” “Because....”
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was because they couldn't wipe their shoes on the doormat.
@memebox6895
@memebox6895 5 жыл бұрын
Cyclops Is not Better Than Wolverine
@jac0736
@jac0736 5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting and I don't know to that one
@stpaulimdog
@stpaulimdog 5 жыл бұрын
Well OK then
@ZaZa-kp9gt
@ZaZa-kp9gt 5 жыл бұрын
For the record wolverine is better than everyone. Not just Cyclops. Cyclops blows major chunks
@michaelgrefig21
@michaelgrefig21 5 жыл бұрын
You should do THE OFFICE pitch meeting
@adamstryzlakyr2720
@adamstryzlakyr2720 5 жыл бұрын
M Grefig beets are *tight.*
@michaelgrefig21
@michaelgrefig21 5 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@haydenbrooks3956
@haydenbrooks3956 5 жыл бұрын
Yes they should
@omarkarim2280
@omarkarim2280 5 жыл бұрын
IDENTITYTHEFTISNOTAJOKEJIM!
@michaelgrefig21
@michaelgrefig21 5 жыл бұрын
Omar Karim RYAN STARTES THE FIRE!! 🔥
@mrleglove3377
@mrleglove3377 5 жыл бұрын
"Did you bring John Krasinski here? Get that smirking SOB in here, Jim Bo" 😂
@LexCATL
@LexCATL 5 жыл бұрын
Watching Pitch Meetings for movies I haven't seen is TIGHT!!!
@Darksomnium
@Darksomnium 5 жыл бұрын
"OH that's fatal!" Haha xD
@Mr.Infumus
@Mr.Infumus 4 жыл бұрын
That part
@no-ko1mj
@no-ko1mj 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Infumus ok
@lonelytylenol9362
@lonelytylenol9362 4 жыл бұрын
Well hello mr somnium
@gallacorn6728
@gallacorn6728 5 жыл бұрын
*For God's Sake* *THE LAST AIRBENDER PITCH MEETING*
@kard1329
@kard1329 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@ronaldsprowal9978
@ronaldsprowal9978 5 жыл бұрын
I think he did that already. Not sure thoo
@jamesfrost2032
@jamesfrost2032 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!" "Don't worry guys, I got this! Durr take that!"
@LordVulcan93
@LordVulcan93 5 жыл бұрын
This comment. ALL OF THIS COMMENT!!! @Ryan, are you listening?!?
@krishaungreen4647
@krishaungreen4647 5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@LetsPlayGamez
@LetsPlayGamez 5 жыл бұрын
You Should do a Bandersnatch Pitch Meeting! and you could make it a 'choose your own adventure' video, like at the beginning you could decide if you even want to pitch at all.
@mikehunt3842
@mikehunt3842 5 жыл бұрын
Yeahyeahyeah! Choose your own adventure thingies are *tight*!
@coltonstark8379
@coltonstark8379 5 жыл бұрын
When he called his brother, I was waiting for the CEO guys phone to ring and be all "ugh my brothers calling" and silence it
@aregularjoe
@aregularjoe 5 жыл бұрын
An Office pitch meeting would be TIGHT
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 жыл бұрын
A box full of birds is tight
@t.c.bramblett617
@t.c.bramblett617 5 жыл бұрын
In british slang, a bird's box is tight
@jasonjason6584
@jasonjason6584 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you have to starve a nation all great leader
@devastator3904
@devastator3904 5 жыл бұрын
These are getting funnier and increasingly clever. I lol'd at the "that's where the eggs come from" line. Very well done!
@ClanImprobable
@ClanImprobable 4 жыл бұрын
Each one of these is a teeny, perfect gem.
@arushchoudhury3035
@arushchoudhury3035 3 жыл бұрын
“If they look at you, you die” “Whoa that’s fatal” I died from laughter 😂
@owlicorn114
@owlicorn114 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know I’ve heard that fatal!
@Skittenmeow
@Skittenmeow 5 жыл бұрын
Do Labyrinth! Jim Henson's Muppets, Bowie in a Tina Turner wig and catchy songs... also there's a sequel in the works:)
@godspeedninja4231
@godspeedninja4231 5 жыл бұрын
Jr Smith was the first to do the bird box challenge in the finals.
@TyBaller
@TyBaller 5 жыл бұрын
He actually created the challenge in fact
@TyBaller
@TyBaller 5 жыл бұрын
And also the all the NBA refs have recently been doing the challenge as well
@jaseanlyle5997
@jaseanlyle5997 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Jr created the challenge
@rundamic3373
@rundamic3373 5 жыл бұрын
Angel Acevedo they made a movie after him
@lordkarasu2263
@lordkarasu2263 5 жыл бұрын
5:20-explains the “rough childhood” line in the infinity war pitch...
@BPedo8IGHT
@BPedo8IGHT 5 жыл бұрын
"When you look at these monsters you instantly kill yourself" "Oh that's fatal!"
@freed6038
@freed6038 4 жыл бұрын
'how come?' 'because.' 'that works!' If only live is that easy🤣
@ToyInsanity
@ToyInsanity 5 жыл бұрын
Naming kids 'boy' and 'girl' is tight.
@Shams-fe6lq
@Shams-fe6lq 5 жыл бұрын
I have become a professional critic by watching pitch meetings and cinemasins
@AddamMiller
@AddamMiller 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins is exactly what it's intended to be, nitpicky satire.
@21minute
@21minute 5 жыл бұрын
@@AddamMiller Both are comedy/satire, not really something to be taken seriously. They make valid points from time to time but it's mostly nitpicking or making fun of it.
@liamwalton4183
@liamwalton4183 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins has become terrible!! Half the time it feels they didnt even watch the movie (or at least werent paying full attention) as half of the "nitpicks" dont make sense if you actually paid attention. Please for the sake of all that is holy, Unsubscribe from them, Then go subscribe to CinemaWINS. They actually good quality videos filled with respect and love and proper critique
@xeroxreload2099
@xeroxreload2099 5 жыл бұрын
@@liamwalton4183 you are an intellectual, thank you for not being a fool like everyone else who thinks Cinemasins is still good
@TheGuardDuck
@TheGuardDuck 5 жыл бұрын
@@xeroxreload2099 Ditto to both you guys. Negativity is great fun, but sometimes positivity is immensly refreshing and satisfying. Not to mention people work hard on these things, even the bad ones.
@ChiefEngineBoy
@ChiefEngineBoy 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon ball evoultion pitch meeting....please.
@christopherrogers5197
@christopherrogers5197 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@cookie.lover007
@cookie.lover007 4 жыл бұрын
Love Ryan's catchphrases. "Barely an inconvenience" is curiously one of them, but that works.
@4amlibra
@4amlibra Жыл бұрын
2:23 “You know how supermarkets always have live birds for sale?” “Of course! How else would they fill up the ‘Eggs’ section?” Priceless.
@EvilestRyu
@EvilestRyu 5 жыл бұрын
Every Netflix pitch movie should just be, "I have a script for you Mr Netflix man." "Sure your greenlit"
@turbotaquitogoogle8095
@turbotaquitogoogle8095 5 жыл бұрын
*you're
@Avalon_1991
@Avalon_1991 5 жыл бұрын
"How else would they fill up the egg section?" That made me laugh
@GwenSpanner
@GwenSpanner 4 жыл бұрын
The brother swimming joke was the best thing I've heard all day
@kotyissocool
@kotyissocool 4 жыл бұрын
“Okay, lets just hope the concept art doesn’t leak.” 🤣
@test1test219
@test1test219 5 жыл бұрын
Waiting for “barely an inconvenience”. Love that line. Keep making these. You are spot on!
@dannycancino3614
@dannycancino3614 5 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, sure sounds that way. Dang it.” Sat down with one intention: Find a Pitch Meeting to watch. Thanks for always coming through with new and hilarious content, Ryan!
@kunjuperath
@kunjuperath 5 жыл бұрын
1:03 subverting my expectations is TIGHT!
@tiberiius
@tiberiius 3 жыл бұрын
has someone compiled all the little tidbits of side information like at 5:40 into one video yet?
@spookyjupi
@spookyjupi 4 жыл бұрын
“Get that smirkin’ SOB in here... Jimbo!” 😂
@TheRealRehman
@TheRealRehman 5 жыл бұрын
What if Pitch mans brother nearly drowned but survived, got separated and went on to become a producer guy?
@minthemadnezz200
@minthemadnezz200 5 жыл бұрын
Woah
@simeonaakjaer5661
@simeonaakjaer5661 5 жыл бұрын
Then who was he talking to on the phone?
@squarepixelscanada2567
@squarepixelscanada2567 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry about your brother 🤣 Oh wait...
@lilianmeyer98
@lilianmeyer98 5 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed so much at the birds in a supermarket line that I laughed for te entirety of this clip and actually rewind, oh wow this amazing
@TruthWiz
@TruthWiz 5 жыл бұрын
Lilian Meyer I laughed a ton at that too. So good!
@tomasugakure
@tomasugakure 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO That concerned look he gives at 5:33 is still bringing me back to this video.
@Flipitmixit
@Flipitmixit Жыл бұрын
Seeing this pitch for the 20th time I just now realize the Birdbox is pretty smart in the boat situation cause the person who has to navigate would know when to put their blindfold back on. The birds would make noise if the monsters were close so why didnt they just do that?
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 9 ай бұрын
Oh I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that!
@scarletboney5671
@scarletboney5671 5 жыл бұрын
Bird Box Monster : It's gonna be pretty hard to make them take off their blindfold Ryan : Actually super easy barely an inconvenience I'll just make a Bird Box pitch meeting
@farhannaqvi3023
@farhannaqvi3023 5 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Boney Haha The Jokes
@georgepage1859
@georgepage1859 5 жыл бұрын
Do a Watchmen one!
@trevorreniger5670
@trevorreniger5670 5 жыл бұрын
"Dang it!" Needs to be a new catch phrase! LUL Somehow just the way Ryan said that killed me!
@starryeyes5860
@starryeyes5860 3 жыл бұрын
i swear every "barely an inconvenience" is funnier than the last
@tira2993
@tira2993 4 жыл бұрын
"crazy people can't go crazy, they're already crazy." "I feel like using people with mental health issues as bad guys in the movie might be a little problematic and insensitive." "Oh no it's okay. One of my best friends has mental health issues and he says I can make these kinda jokes." "That's definitely not how that works." "Oh whoops." "Whoopsie." Indeed. 😶
@Aakash_Goswami1
@Aakash_Goswami1 5 жыл бұрын
"The less I know the better when this ends up going court" 😂
@geraldgreg5370
@geraldgreg5370 5 жыл бұрын
BlindFolds are TIGHT! I use them all the time!
@joshuacoaker6987
@joshuacoaker6987 5 жыл бұрын
Ceo: So the monster can't go inside? Pitcher: No Ceo: Why? Pitcher: Because Ceo: Fair enough
@UnleashthePhury
@UnleashthePhury 2 жыл бұрын
This might be the Dark Knight of pitch meetings - every line is a 100% gem
@joeokeefe2771
@joeokeefe2771 5 жыл бұрын
What if they had a cross over with a quiet place and it would be called “everything that u do that makes noise or to do basic functions you now can’t do” the movie
@darrienjones8917
@darrienjones8917 5 жыл бұрын
"Existence is Futile" The movie
@キラキラくりくり頭
@キラキラくりくり頭 5 жыл бұрын
Catchy title
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 5 жыл бұрын
A smelly tactile place.
@TheLegendofphantom
@TheLegendofphantom 5 жыл бұрын
A Quiet Bird Box Challenge
@tigergirl305
@tigergirl305 5 жыл бұрын
Then everybody would die
@hermanmunster7672
@hermanmunster7672 5 жыл бұрын
You know Pitch Meetings has got you when the first thing you do as soon as you finish a movie is head on over to check whether Ryan has done a Pitch Meeting on it!
@xitaris5981
@xitaris5981 Жыл бұрын
I usually watch the pitch meeting to determine whether it's worth watching the movie in the first place :P
@Xanduur
@Xanduur Жыл бұрын
I always watch the pitch meeting first. Very often I don’t watch the movie after that.
@rayflyers
@rayflyers 5 жыл бұрын
Additional plot holes: -Why do the monsters even want to kill people? -Why don't the monsters just lift off people's blindfolds?
@kaimarie6391
@kaimarie6391 5 жыл бұрын
Not completely sure, just some suggestions. - The 'monsters' are taking souls. As explained by Charlie. - They arent physical. Either shadows or just all in the peoples head
@writingcooper7900
@writingcooper7900 5 жыл бұрын
Neither of those are plot holes. They’re questions.
@kaimarie6391
@kaimarie6391 5 жыл бұрын
@@lorrie9462 i felt like they arent physical because they only people who has 'seen' them are dead or insane. Also they appear to everyone differently..It just made it seem like it was in their head. But i aslo mentiomed shadows.. Because as theyre going through the trees we can physically see them coming but not see them. We can also see a small shadow on the ground a few times.
@imkluu
@imkluu 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaimarie6391 There seems to be some kind of physicality to them because the wind kicks up when they are there and leaves and such blow around. If nothing else they are in some way air like. I don't think they would have the kind of strength to rip of a blindfold, tho. I'm not sure if they are taking would but they are in some way sending the most unhappy thoughts a person can have to their minds which then causes them to rather kill themselves than continue to think them. It almost seems like more of an extra dimensional possession or something.
@showtime5910
@showtime5910 5 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna guess that the monsters don’t have the dexterity to pull the blindfolds off, considering they only ever appear as shadows and leaves.
@joeyb6285
@joeyb6285 3 жыл бұрын
that casting Malcovich/Blindside part had me in stitches then when you mentioned the crazy guy in the garage i remembered he was actually in the dam movie!
@greycegordon1597
@greycegordon1597 3 жыл бұрын
when the scene writer guy call his brother, i'm dead. super funny barely an inconvenience
@EzraDair
@EzraDair 5 жыл бұрын
I love how nonchalant these two about everything they said 😂😂
@drewgrech6357
@drewgrech6357 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are so close to doing the Office US, with that Jim reference, so just do it!!!
@Die4Gesichter
@Die4Gesichter 5 жыл бұрын
Pitch Meeting Dragonball Evolution maybe? :"D Making fun of this "movie" should be super easy barely an inconvenience
@Majinvash
@Majinvash 5 жыл бұрын
Not understanding the source material at all, is tight!
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