Ultimate Monsterverse Pitch Meeting Compilation

[@joanbennettnyc]

I like being reminded how CONSISTENTLY good Ryan's work is

[@Author_SoftwareDesigner]

Consistent af. He definitely has a system

[@timopper5488]

@@Author_SoftwareDesigner A consistent system. A “consystemt,” if you will. (Will you?)

[@Author_SoftwareDesigner]

@@timopper5488 Making new words that are hard to say is TIGHT.

[@ouchman4212]

whoever casted this producer guy and screenwriter guy did a great job. It's hard to imagine how two distinct individuals can be so in tune with each other all the time.

[@ceilingsintheireyes6288]

Sometimes I think they even look alike. I know that’s ridiculous because one of them wears glasses but there’s just something about them…

[@jonaspetersen3072]

@@ceilingsintheireyes6288 Hmmm I think it's the hair mby. Their hairstyle is kinda similar

[@timopper5488]

You guys are all crazy. I’ve never seen two more unique and diametrically-opposed people in my life.

[@kahnfatman]

Super easy, bearly an inconvenience!

[@MiguelHernandez-ln9cf]

​@@kahnfatman oh really?

[@leibermuster2399]

Pitch meeting compilations are TIGHT!

[@denxavi217]

Because

[@UnnamedHero0922]

That works

[@sketchyaf8487]

at first i thought the length of the video would be a challenge, but it was actually super easy, barely and inconvenience

[@captainsprinkles6557]

Yeah yeah yeah!

[@brucanthwood]

That's because the content is SO BIG

[@Spiderknight2069]

25:09 Writer :“At a certain point Godzilla is gonna be like ,”Hehehehe” Producer: “What?” This had me laughing so hard 😂

[@gzz_]

I re-watched this video today just to see this part. Huehuehuehue

[@АлексейХолодов-л4э]

I would totally watch the movie "Godzilla: The Big Ol' Lizard" Sounds like a ton of fun, and lowers my expectations for logic in the movie.

[@seanflanagan3118]

Agree I love that title !

[@pebble1481]

And i would also totally watch "Kong: The Big Ol' Monkey"

[@Scottyshunt]

6,8 @@pebble1481 t5,,68

[@Vanillastump]

Why? That is the most logical title. Exactly what is says on the tin.

[@drsanjayprajapati1583]

I'd totally watch Mothra:The Big Ol' Moth

[@RelativelyBest]

"So then Emma kinda realizes that her plan to kill millions of people is actually going to get millions of people killed." "Oh, she pieces that together, huh?"

[@khadaoc8241]

wowowowow WOW.

[@Lmanwashere]

Money

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Funny line but her goal was to set loose titans so they could heal the planet, but Ghidorah being from space meant he’d be ruining it so it’d be good for him. She didn’t know that part

[@artoriapendragon3234]

i mean she knew that, she was just accepting that as a necessary consequence to preserve the planet. In actuality she realized that Ghidorah was an invasive species, not a true Earth Titan and that he would kill EVERYONE including all other life that wasn't humanity. Had Ghidorah not been a factor she would've been happy to let Godzilla and every other titan raze humanity into oblivion. She was a radical ecoterrorist plain and simple.

[@leibermuster2399]

"Hon you've already seen these individually" "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way of my back about this" "Oh ok hon, let me get off of that thing!"

[@recoveringsoul755]

I haven't seen ANY of these versions

[@icorrectly]

Arguing with your mom about your addiction to Pitch Meeting is tight

[@Doge-bz3vj]

@@icorrectly Wow wow.... wow

[@GodlessVoice]

@@icorrectly ⁰

[@adrian72300]

Why would you wanna get off that thing? oh whoops! whoopsie!!!

[@TheBestEverEverEver]

It terrifies me how many times I’ve rewatched these and still not gotten tired of them. I’ve watched all the pitches 5-6 times at this point. I fall asleep to them actually. I believe they’re so light hearted and jolly that they make for good videos to fall asleep to.

[@jonnnnniej]

Same! Listening to Ryan in the background is so relaxing :)

[@elguapo87]

Haha I do the same thing

[@theparodychannel7842]

​@@jonnnnniej is it super easy??

[@ruyan247]

@@theparodychannel7842 it is! Barely an inconvenience!

[@Lucifer-cq2cg]

Falling asleep to pitch meetings is TIGHT!

[@karthas_tgg]

"what if big monkey punch big reptile" This is honestly one of my favorite lines

[@Peoe500]

That’s called domestic/spousal abuse in most cases.

[@osheridan]

No it makes me angry bc he's a gorilla, not a monkey

[@ashleyhoughton8592]

"praise marvel" "Praise marvel, to you as well my child!" "Stan Lee be with you" "And also with you!" 😂😂😂

[@ladylightning3810]

I love it. 🤣

[@chanceboarders7749]

I'm a marvel super fan so i take those words to heart Stan Lee be with you🙏🏻

[@t-rexontherun]

This made me do an extra hard nasal exhalation

[@DavidMarshall6814]

Anglican here. Appreciated the humor.

[@kennethchemwok9776]

That was funny 😂

[@timopper5488]

I was really hoping that Godzilla and Kong could become friends, just by discovering that both of their mothers are named Martha (Martha Godzilla and Martha Kong).

[@bttrflymagic]

Don’t forget the other character’s moms, like Marthara!

[@timopper5488]

@@bttrflymagic Marthara Mothra would be her full name, then. 😃

[@jellyducky1636]

nah they wouldnt be friends they would rather become mutual allies

[@sebastionherring4196]

Marthazilla and Queen Kong

[@TheCentre101]

Watch filmentos video, wish granted

[@dog_lover1232]

The only reason I'm still subbed to screen rant

[@igfry]

Quite literally.

[@dog_lover1232]

You are right

[@CheemengeRa]

Overused.

[@icorrectly]

The only reason I ever did/would...

[@BigD7997]

oh subscribing to screen rant just for the pitch meetings is TIGHT!

[@mjntro]

"Because Vietnam, vaguely" still cracks me up every time

[@robrobinson8597]

I always loved how the screenwriter basically gave up on logical explanations by the 3rd movie. "Yeah whatever, monsters punching!"

[@mrwrldleader]

“ Stan Lee be with you ” 😂😂

[@andrewbogard2411]

"And also with you "

[@mlungisimokhethi6958]

To stan be the glory.

[@ladylightning3810]

LMAO

[@vengeance1701]

"Oh, that's fatal." - Best subtle line.

[@joshuafalcon]

Can you do a pitch meeting of the old Disney Movie “The Sword in the Stone”? I feel like the pitch meeting for it would be hilarious.

[@followthewhiterabbit2549]

Wow, wow, wow...... wow !

[@icorrectly]

I bet removing the sword becomes super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Matisaro]

"So then the lady squirrel tries to mate with him!" "Bestiality is tight!"

[@himynameisowen]

@@Matisaro it's ok because the female squirrel is trying to rape him, so its very hilarious sir

[@nurse425]

"Oh, Swords stuck in stones are TIGHT"! "That's the problem"!

[@Commanderziff]

I love it when the writer just goes "I don't care!" because that has to be what actually happens during the writing process.

[@ChaosDesigned]

Thats my favorite part, hes just like "YEAH I DONT CARE WHATEVER! " I'm just doing the thing!

[@sheenpailovesu7841]

When the end product is big reptile and big monkey punching each other, "I don't care" it's the mentality you should have

[@strangerofthe2067]

Can Ryan carry the weight of this whole channel on his back??? Of course he can! It’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

[@DeRockMedia]

@Robert MacLean including the video recording?

[@tigerbread78]

@@DeRockMedia He shoots it himself

[@cooperross9495]

That's why he always needs the producer to get off his back. He can't carry both of them at the same time.

[@therealhippo]

@@cooperross9495 Yeah I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

[@Phidisobog]

not really he will need you to get aaaaall the way offf his back about it lmfao

[@tigerbread78]

Honestly, we should just nickname Ryan as "Atlas" the amount of lifting he does on this channel...

[@MeyerBen27]

Something about you saying "barely an inconvenience!" warms my soul. I love these videos.

[@rhettzkie]

"Praise Marvel." "Praise Marvel to you, as well, my child." "Stan Lee be with you." "And also with you." This should be used more. 😂

[@johnparadox9429]

add Excelsior!

[@timothyfarrand8407]

No

[@inthelowpost]

we switched to "and with your spirit" a few years ago, though. LOL

[@dylenwithane]

@@inthelowpost they changed it to trick john

[@ErebosGR]

"Loyalty to Disney, loyalty to the brand, loyalty is salvation, loyalty is life." "We all bow to our Disney overlords! Hail the mouse! Hail the mouse!"

[@ObscureRP]

"Oooh, double-teaming a robot is tight!" "Uuhh-" "Aahh-" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cezarmartins3489]

"a very stealthy educator" is top 3 on this compilation

[@pauldacon828]

The Suicide Squad Pitch Meeting: 1 Million views. Actors Who Turned Tiny TV Parts into Breakout Roles: 15 Thousand views.

[@tjnelson111]

It's hilarious that every movie I watch and a huge plot hole happens I always think "Can't wait for the pitch meeting of this movie!"

[@moistnugget4147]

Being excited for Ryan to show you huge holes is tight!

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Same

[@kj25]

And then godzilla did a back flip, snapped a bad guys neck and saved the day

[@provocative1122]

All three of the bad guy’s necks

[@nuttygranolatv9687]

He f#$k#% the bad guys face

[@fallentitan7704]

He snapped alot of peopels necks

[@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317]

Technically it was an Iron Lotus.

[@slappy8941]

Godzilla doing a backflip, snapping a bad guy's neck, and saving the day is TIGHT!

[@socialist_vocalist]

I will never stop asking for a Surf ninjas pitch meeting.

[@matthewwaddington2777]

‘Surf Ninjas’ is to logical when compared to modern cinema!

[@chrisstrebor]

Haven't seen a reference to this movie in forever!!! Loved it as a kid!!!

[@charlieb1575]

'holding fingertips to temples' what if...Ryan made a pitch meeting about surf ninjas!

[@SolarDNA]

Bryan Cranston only being in the first act of Godzilla 2014 is tight.

[@itaboi309]

I love every time something doesn't make sense Ryan casually goes ok

[@haydennoble9253]

And Ford comes home to his son F150.

[@feralbunnydonut8495]

The story about how one man single handedly caries an entire channel Tight

[@weirdidiot4616]

Yeah , Ryan is just screen rant now

[@ibobs1]

I'm sure for him it's super easy barely an inconvenience

[@UhHuh2013]

Wow Wow wow

[@awesomeperson531]

Rewatching Pitch Meetings I've seen a bunch times is tight

[@MixdGoyIntabMGI]

Same here

[@arcrisgonzaga7324]

i love that screenwriter guy knows about mothra dying in every kaiju movie she appears in

[@Beer_Dad1975]

Not all the earlier films.

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@Beer_Dad1975 thanks for the example, it really helped to prove your point!

[@Beer_Dad1975]

@@favoritemustard3542 "Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster" is I think the earliest example where she lives. There are plenty of others though.

[@Rwdphotos]

“Wife, nurse, mother” not being personality traits really hits 20% of the online dating population

[@dereklearnslow]

Oof lol.

[@steinerstine2845]

Who has wife in their bio ?

[@jackofalltrades7907]

A lot, as in they're wanting to be one

[@xtremeniga]

Only 20%? Nah more like 90%

[@jgobroho]

That's literally every single mom on online dating

[@refplace2000]

So love these Pitch Meeting videos. Some of the best entertainment on KZbin. Also some better than the movies themselves ;)

[@dredgen-hawk5179]

0:46 this is one of if not THE funniest joke I’ve ever heard. The punch line “just ask my sons Ben and Jerry…..and Outback Steakhouse.” FLOORED me. I’m going to be laughing about this for weeks and I’ll remember it occasionally for years to come. 🤣

[@greghelm843]

I'm confused because i can see you in front of me but it feels like you're on my back and I'm gonna need you to get off of there

[@michaelj4912]

Thanks for saving me the trouble of rewatching all of these individually.

[@revolotus]

The more of these I watch, the harder it gets not to say "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that" to my boss.

[@selinapoochie]

Bryan Cranston would have made this movie a lot better if he was in there for a lot longer

[@redseaweedcupcakes4837]

Bryan Cranstons character would've made a good villian in the 2014 film

[@maleficking6556]

@@redseaweedcupcakes4837 ....Why would he be a villain?

[@Marveryn]

@@maleficking6556 cause the muto kill his wife and son (cause of course his son died instead of him in my version of the film)

[@maleficking6556]

@@Marveryn And that would make him a villain because....?

[@grapefruitsimmons]

Who else wishes Pitch Meetings would ditch ScreenRant?

[@johnnybravo9096]

What does it matter, you still get entertained for nothing

[@weirdidiot4616]

I do , but it would make it harder for ryan

[@vincehardy5190]

No screenrants brought us Ryan.

[@weirdidiot4616]

@@vincehardy5190 i'll rather watch Ryans channel , that's what brought him to us

[@profdrsabschnaak2852]

You guys always hate on Screen Rant, but don't realise that Ryan is actually part of the whole it?

[@gman584]

Godzilla: "So you have a nuclear warhead for me?" Serizawa: "Yes sir I do."

[@HaltWhoGoesThere]

Do Blade please! All 3 of the the movies!

[@GERRYMALONEY47]

"Barely an inconvenience" To leave this great review please keep these, These are hysterical! !

[@12yearmindmovies]

I like how in Kong: Skull Island that one soldier had a son. And that one aspect literally made the meat-bag a more detailed character than the protagonists combined

[@berengustav7714]

Pitch Meetings for Narnia trilogy, Maze Runner and Divergent trilogy.

[@TaxEvader22]

yesssss

[@henryimoh3682]

We need this 🔥

[@charlesjmouse]

"Volcanos are hot sometimes." "They are." LOL ...entirely accurate while missing the point ...entirely.

[@yohansong3207]

"And then Kong makes a helicopter crash..."

[@IntheBay85]

...and then Kong makes a helicopter crash!..

[@hiyorisarugaki1830]

@@IntheBay85 And then kong makes a helicopter crash!

[@joanbennettnyc]

... ... ... ... ... ...

[@hiyorisarugaki1830]

@@joanbennettnyc and then along makes a helicopter crash !!!

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

@@hiyorisarugaki1830 AND THEN KONG MAKES A HELICOPTER CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@unclerat2131]

"That's the point he survives up until." That's the line that made it worth the price of admission.

[@Ikamara21]

Reusing past videos just to get more views on your channel is TIGHT!

[@jhonsmithy2873]

No, its lame

[@jellyducky1636]

@@jhonsmithy2873 no your lame

[@Crabinton]

@@jhonsmithy2873 no these are useful for some people that don't want to watch one find the next one click it and repeat until they are finished with all of them

[@blackflagsnroses6013]

Ending compilation videos at exactly 27:00 is tight!

[@timopper5488]

It is!

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Oh, posting a compilation so Ryan can give his back a short break from carrying the channel is TIGHT!

[@williamhumphrey2530]

Avg SR video: 20k views. Avg Pitch Meeting: 1M views

[@ashleyhoughton8592]

The reaction to "I think it's important, especially in this day and age to put a positive spin on conspiracy theorists online..." Killed me 😂😂😂

[@Virgil_Vincent]

A compilation of you doing the old 1960s Godzilla's in this format would be absolutely amazing

[@Vman9484]

“She ends up dying “ “Oh that’s fatal”

[@soldier4242]

Now we know his son's name is HR. I love that there is a growing cannon between these two characters.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

And his other sons Ben & Jerry, and Outback Steakhouse.

[@a-1pictures478]

"Wife Nurse Mother " ahh yeah my favorite personality traits 😂😂

[@philipsavage5162]

When Ryan's pitch meeting is much, much more entertaining than the movies that were actually made. Great work.

[@GamingNationShm]

I disagree.

[@uriadelavaro3956]

"... at a certain point Godzilla's gonna be like He-He-He-He-He." - "What?" RROOOOFFLLLLLLL ... 25:05

[@JoeyMartz]

This comment makes me smile.

[@blueskullzgaming1658]

Pitch meetings are tight!

[@thecritiquer9407]

"it's going to b super easy, barely inconvenient" never gets old.

[@danbasford7456]

Kid "I want to see Godzilla!" Mom "We have Godzilla at home." Home 'Destroyed' Kid "Whoopsie!" Mom "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this."

[@jackobrien47]

The footage he plays when the wifenursemother is running around aimlessly is one of the best jokes in the whole pitch

[@MegaYash96]

I think WB got the entire naming convention wrong for the Godzilla franchise. Godzilla rarely appears, and is a huge pacific monster. So the movie names could actually have been Mewto or other alien/monster names that Godzilla would protecc earth from. That way Godzilla v King Kong would also have been TIGHT

[@straebaseborn983]

The lore deepens. We now know that Producer Guy's four sons are named Ben, Jerry, H.R, and Outback Steakhouse respectively

[@rebella8898]

I thought that there were a few more than just 4.

[@westrim]

"Sir, I believe Outback Steakhouse is a daughter of yours, she's just a tomboy" "Right, a boy!" "No, sir - nevermind."

[@DrVonDumervil]

Do a pitch meeting for Armageddon please. its oil drillers in space the jokes write themselves.

[@moistnugget4147]

My immediate reaction laughter, since I haven't even heard of this movie and oil in space is the stupidest thing I've heard of in months. Then came the sad realization that you probably weren't even kidding and that this movie exists

[@gilesa.4052]

Omg yes!!!🤣

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Moist nugget? That screen-name a Jim Jefferies reference? The film does exist, but the oil drillers don't dig for oil in space. Still, they might as well, considering how ridiculous the film is anyway. It's Michael Bay, so there you go, all you need to know.

[@moistnugget4147]

@@Matthew-ve7uv No, I just this name because the word moist makes a lot of people uncomfortable

[@kazansky22]

Haha, yea that would be a good one

[@husbeard]

24:20 is my favorite. " ".... okay but so, though they they though..." "and then monsters are gonna punch each other!" "OOOOooooh!"

[@user-hl7sd6yq3w]

“He restarts Kong’s heart using the magical ship as a defibrillator.” Every medical professional: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS! You don’t use a defibrillator for cardiac arrest!

[@mantovannni]

I hope everyone's day is just wowowow!

[@osc3892]

Ryan - "Please don't tell HR" Not Ryan - "I don't know anyone named HR, is that your son?" Ryan - "........ yes"

[@grumpyoldman3458]

HR Puffnstuff

[@MixdGoyIntabMGI]

Hr is tight

[@charliecatt6886]

can't wait for the pitch meetings for "What if", Shang-chi, Eternals, spiderman no way home, and venom let there be carnage

[@killisionblasto4774]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen must be the next one!

[@justinTime077]

Halo pitch meetings. Gaming spinoff. Spin-off spin-off. Make them happen RyRy. RyRy is the funniest man on KZbin for sure. Never ever stop, or I will find you, and ask you to continue.

[@dday906]

This entire video is hilarious, but the funniest part to me is sons names. Just imagine meeting someone later in life, who's name is Outback Steakhouse.

[@rounz1]

That was so funny. Then Ryan plays with it again when he says: "Please don't tell HR". And the writer says: "I don't know any HR. Is that your son?" Then Ryan: "...Yes"

[@christ-abel8774]

"(...) So cut away, my friend! Let's look at reactions instead of the action, for sure!" That line is just... precious 😂😂😂😂

[@slicerneons3300]

This compiliation gives us a good laugh and has Pollux humble brag about how much of a player he is with having the sons Ben, Jerry, Outback Steakhouse, and Maybe HR. A Pitch Meeting Brat Pack!

[@ewanwatp7116]

They should add an extra bit at the start where he pitches the franchise

[@notreallyhere67]

Would love to see a pitch meeting for Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

And Smokin aces!

[@josh72m]

"Who's HR? Is that your son? "...yes."

[@johngr1747]

When you've seen all of the videos: *Dabs in true PM fan*

[@singleasasin]

2 years later, still, a watchable clip, with great scenary ! ... 😊👍

[@timopper5488]

I’ve watched all four movies, but thanks to this Pitch Meetings compilation, I never have to watch them again.

[@BoogieManSince1977]

The "Praise Marvel" .... and "Stan Lee be with you" bits had me literally on the floor pmsl ... dude.... killer wit

[@MrWaves-oj9ge]

I love when he just does like 5 wows in a row ...I crack up everytime

[@ItsHyomoto]

Sometimes with Ryan's comments you probably hear the original draft: "So he uses the one skill we've established he has?" "Disarming the bomb isn't cool enough, hey did you see the Dark Knight Rises?"

[@smilinmadman2811]

I dont usually requests, but can I get a Free Guy Pitch Meeting. Keep up the work Ryan.

[@smilinmadman2811]

@@joanbennettnyc I figured but I'd hoped that they would done it this week. Here is hoping for next week.

[@TheBeaverFiles]

You’ve convinced me the name of KOTM should’ve been Godzilla: The Big Ol’ Lizard

[@hawkshybuffalo5820]

Do a pitch meeting on hellraiser that be hilarious

[@radkej]

You usually do good work, but this one was spectacular

[@Michael_Paul585]

25:09 is some of Ryan George's best work. Top tier stuff, truly.

[@Bka239]

21:37 he protec, he atak, but most importantly, he do it super easily, barely an inconvenience

[@Re-Equalizer]

Screenwriter guy: "Yeah he does this thing where he drapes a jacket over his shoulders." Director guy: "Ugh only evil people do that, gross." ...And I took that personally.

[@Jenifer_R_]

By the time we get to the end of this Monsterverse series, all the "I don't know"s have become "I don't care"s So fantastically honest.

[@gojidapro5452]

He pitch meeted about a Film That Started it all (G14), A Film That was Liked By People and was no.1 (K17), A Film so great to G-fans and audiences that Critics and Box office people had to Fire Back their strongest weapon: Negative Response (G:KOTM), and a film that's also good the World needed it (GVK).

[@graduator14]

Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Room! "I'm fed up with this pitch meeting request"

[@berengustav7714]

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART,RYAN!!!"

[@Trabunkle]

Doing Pitch Meetings Is Tight!!!

[@cazzagee6097]

Watching pitch meetings are super easy, barley an inconvenience Wearing a shirt with super easy Barley an inconvenience Is TIGHT!

[@alisaurus4224]

Maybe you should’ve bought a size up?

[@pinktribble]

*barely