Hellboy (2004) Pitch Meeting

[@Geohillierneo]

“Very inconsistent fish man!” 😂

[@Soymaid]

I demand a gif!

[@trevorlambert4226]

Put this on a t-shirt.

[@optimusprime4090]

@@trevorlambert4226 with ryans creepy always smiling producer guy face.

[@TheCaptain904]

Super inconsistent, very inconvenient

[@anxietyatitsfinest286]

Inconsistent fish men are tight

[@MrRyuKashin]

“Wait, so if it was established that Hellboy came through a portal, where did fishman and fire girl come from?” “I don’t know!” “Fair enough”

[@Adan11961]

If Ryan ever leaves screen rant, I hope he takes this series with him to his channel

[@EchthelionII]

Me too

[@skeet6047]

He does

[@Waddyaknow]

That would be super easy and barely an inconvenience!

[@trevorlambert4226]

Sadly, he probably doesn't have the rights to the idea since he came up with it while working for Screen Rant.

[@LuisSierra42]

@@trevorlambert4226 Actually, the first pitch meeting is in his channel, but he probably sold the idea to Screen Rant anyway

[@fightscrimewhilesleeping4024]

"I didn't know Nazis were so bad at keeping secrets!" "Super bad at it, they just loved banners so much!" ...I mean...this statement...is not...completely devoid of historical basis lmao

[@jonaslesaint3578]

so true ! remember the last part of " raiders of the lost ark " ?

[@MetalGamer666]

@@jonaslesaint3578 That's a historically accurate documentary, so it must be true.

[@Tigerman1138]

They filmed everything for archival purposes.

[@bineetroy4581]

So did you do research? Not sure. Fair enough

[@coolgreenbug7551]

I mean what's the point of a world war if you can't use branding

[@jswords1977]

Ohhh, new Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!!!

[@mainro1371]

jswords1977 Well okay then

[@PGW85Productions]

And watching them is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@jswords1977]

AJ WoodZ Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!

[@lauriemulsman9267]

AJ WoodZ, making them is also probably super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@NuikopeaDemon]

@@lauriemulsman9267 Fair Enough

[@eddymadison9655]

1:36 That whole Baby Ruth thing, its a nod to the comics where Hellboy actually met Babe Ruth

[@Alyxandeyr]

Psh. It's just a reference to Goonies XP jkjk

[@jmchez]

Baby Ruth was named after President Grover Cleveland's daughter, Ruth, nicknamed Baby Ruth. Not after Babe Ruth.

[@PotrzebieConolly]

@@jmchez Maybe. The company said that, but perhaps they made it up so they wouldn't have to pay money to Babe Ruth.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

@@PotrzebieConolly You can be pretty sure that if they'd wanted to call the candy Baby Ivanka, the licensing fees would have been astronomical. AND SOMEHOW NOT QUITE ILLEGAL.

[@Burt1038]

@@jmchez Baby Ruth was created in 1921, which was right when Babe Ruth was becoming famous.... and over 20 years AFTER Grover Cleveland left office. They were 100% trying to cover their a--es with that cockamamie story.😆

[@balthazarina]

Hey Ryan, please make the executive guy go "WOWWOWWOW"' more often

[@balthazarina]

@Illuminouxs @ 1:05 It was hilarious! I like the old jokes but this was fresh

[@zackrakotoarivony9916]

I read this as he said it, And i second this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@606danco]

Illuminouxs Unclear

[@donkhorse]

balthazarina I’d like it if executive guy went wowwowwow then pitch guy immediately went yeahyeahyeah. That would be a cool new co-op catchphrase.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

"Wow Wow Wow" is tight!

[@elijasaurusrex9380]

"We can make him save some cats!" That made me die. Hey you guys should do the Hobbit Trilogy pitch meeting.

[@EchthelionII]

I'm more of a dog person, and they should do one for the Hobbit trilogy and the LotR trilogy.

[@TF2Fan101]

Wish granted!

[@lemonicity4834]

A Freaky Friday pitch meeting would be hilarious! Writer guy can say “tight” and the executive can say “Super easy barely and inconvenience”

[@BaulFoodmanedits]

2 years later it never got made ☹️

[@cjraymond8827]

@@BaulFoodmanedits still a good idea....3 years later

[@BaulFoodmanedits]

@@cjraymond8827 ikr

[@visitjessiechan]

I'm from 5 years in the future and we need this pitch meeting!!

[@kitvixenrose]

"A very inconsistent fish man!" is a sentence I didn't know I needed to hear and yet I did.

[@charleslee8313]

This pitch meeting was posted the day of Ron Perlman's birthday. Great timing!

[@brucebaker810]

WowWowWow.

[@jeremyf9124]

Oooh, very suspicious!

[@jeremyf9124]

Ron Perlman, what's his deal?

[@markone6861]

@@Wis_Dom the actor who played the original Hell Boy

[@cyrisssmith8830]

Ron Perlmans birthday is also my birthday

[@Call_Me_Emo1]

"A very inconsistent fish man" Lmao 😂😂😂

[@VanOfSalt]

Ryan could hold a movie playing as every single character. Change my mind.

[@jcking3156]

What if I don’t

[@jasonhulsey2537]

I'd love to see the pitch meeting for that-

[@Akario3]

Actually that would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ryanchurchill5081]

Well if weird Al can sum up a 3 hr play and play all the roles I could see Ryan doing it

[@thekodex1186]

Can't change a mind that's already correct

[@DutchDread]

I literally forgot john myers existed.

[@orinanime]

Who?

[@orinanime]

;)

[@Neo0311]

I forget about a lot of people.

[@notyou8716]

@@Neo0311 What the hell are "people"?

[@truevoidchaos5980]

He still doesn’t

[@rapunzelagain]

"And John Meyers just stands there 'cause, you know, whatever." 😄

[@TheBollysongs]

@4:23 "I don't knoooow!". Best line ever! 😂😂 League of Extraordinary Gentleman please 👍🏼

[@aaronburley5441]

"A very inconsistent fish man" That needs to be a t shirt.

[@jonschiesser2377]

My wife is a cancer patient and she loves your channel, especially the pitch meetings. Her favorite television show is the original Charmed series from the late '90s and she would love to see you guys do a pitch meeting for the series or even just an episode. I know you guys are busy, but I hope you'll consider doing this someday. I know it would make her day. Thanks for your time, you guys are great.

[@richie9440]

Is your wife any better?

[@OratileGabatlhaolwe_3051]

@@richie9440 Same question…

[@jonschiesser2377]

She has since gone into remission and the doctors are very hopeful it will continue to go in the right direction. Thank you for the concern. She really appreciates it.

[@Fafuchess]

Woow nice I'm glad :D

[@dustinmartin653]

That’s great that she’s doing good.

[@MasterDeva]

4:14 The movie _does_ address what happened to the eggs. Tom Manning held a briefing after Trevor Bruttenholm's funeral, were he mentioned that they _"collected and destroyed thousands of eggs"_ while searching for Sammael and Rasputin. It wouldn't be a stretch to reason that, after the incident, Abe Sapien notified the BPRD personnel to handle the eggs.

[@tregoboing]

Boo! Nerd!

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I am now just realizing we don't know how Sammael got to Moscow though....

[@nicholascpnogueira]

Going on a limb to explain the unexplainable is TIGHT

[@johntabler349]

Good as the videos are, they do miss things from time to time

[@donnymcgahan1158]

Well, guess we have to unsubscribe

[@Bobzillaaaful]

but did he do a backflip and snap the bad guys neck and save the day?

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

Is your house on fire?

[@Bobzillaaaful]

@@GCEXTREMEMN hey guys,do you have any water?

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

@@Bobzillaaaful cost you $15

[@Bobzillaaaful]

@@GCEXTREMEMN what if all the characters from all the previous stories all teamed up? :O

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

@@Bobzillaaaful theyd do backflips and break the bad guys neck and save the day I guess

[@user-zl8nh1bp6e]

I think these videos are so addicting not because they're funny, but because I would really love to pitch something to someone as enthusiastic as this guy.

[@chiporama]

i dont know why but the line "oh a very inconsistent fishman" is my favorite line in any pitch meeting

[@MyManOverThere]

Please do a Supernatural pitch meeting. I'm sure it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@tamerafarly7666]

Yes!

[@SharpDesign]

And during one episode, we'll be popular enough to do a crossover with I dont know... the Scooby Doo cartoon. That sounds like fun. People love that funny talking dog. A demon will kill people in the cartoon world, with decapitation and guts. ...

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

They don’t do shows do they? That would be great if they did. Pitch meetings for tv shows are tight!

[@jamesknapp64]

@@SunflowerSpotlight he did a pitch meeting for Friends

[@4YrStasis]

I have something better: Kick-Ass pitch meeting!!

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

I have a theory that Ryan is playing both the characters.

[@justdueit6199]

But that's just a theory.

[@NovaRocket01]

That's a reach dude...

[@glensowen]

Sounds a lot like John Olivers Olsen twins theory

[@onkelpappkov2666]

That's a hypothesis, boi.

[@b.lloydreese2030]

Fake news

[@Befuddled_Ostrich]

I'm calling dibs on "Inconsistent Fishman" as my new band name.

[@FarmerOne]

“Yeah, no, I already didn’t do that though!” 🤣Damn that’s good writing!

[@g0tm04]

This pitch meeting was better than Hellboy(2019) R.I.P. my $12.50

[@jesusviaolguin3495]

F

[@mydude8731]

L

[@blue-phoenix115]

Mark Keller Poor guy... literally

[@subhrodeepsaha9245]

Daaamn! America is NOT cheap!!!

[@95blckfirebird1]

Was the movie that bad? ? I'm debating on going lol

[@DrakeyC]

I hope they do a Pitch Meeting for the reboot. "So you have a Hellboy reboot idea for me?" "Yes sir, I do." "Not really sure we need to reboot it, I mean it's barely ten years old and the original director and star are both very interested in doing a third movie." "But if we reboot it we can do it for a lot less money than what those people want." "That's a good point, so tell me about this reboot." "I was thinking we could take the reboot in a very different direction than the originals." "How so?" "The originals were really fun and creative and interesting, so I was thinking the reboot could be not those things."

[@deonteosayande8420]

Hey, reference to the "save the cat" book, great

[@egregius9314]

Whose author, ironically, wrote only two movies, and they were both terrible.

[@deonteosayande8420]

@@egregius9314 lmaooooo

[@jessiefanshaw3038]

Pitch meetings are tight! But for real, I love this series. Keep at it!

[@Adan11961]

Hellboy 2: Oh does he go through hell fighting demons to rescue her soul? No he whispers in her ear

[@TY-up1xp]

"I could have him save some cats." "Oh, that's very good!" "Yeahyeahyeah!"

[@MrBrick2099]

Watching these Pitch Meetings is super easy barely an inconvenience!

[@jeremyf9124]

Fair enough!

[@paksta]

Rocky and Creed Pitch Meetings. All of them!

[@The_Explorer_Slash]

And Rambo all of them!

[@folkengames]

I said "I already didn't do that though" to someone at work this week and I blame you, Ryan.

[@NerdyBone90]

"Uh oh plot twist." That got me the most, just, the delivery.

[@OhSoLiliana]

These brighten my days

[@pobbard]

First, never stop making these. Second, I’d love to see pitch meetings for any of the original Christopher Reeve Superman films!

[@winlandcrispin5428]

"Hell boy's clothes fire proof too??" "Well lets skip that part" "Wow wow wow wow"

[@litmantuck]

"I already didn't do that though..." my new mantra 😆

[@glensowen]

Please make: “Oh very suspicious” “Don’t know what you mean” Into another reoccurring catch phrase please!

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

“Are they paying you or something?” [while holding $100 bills behind the script] “Not at all. I think it’s a fantastic product.”

[@actofaggression8060]

Well back then He was sneaky with that, nowadays there are products doing stuff for a featurelength add

[@charlie-obrien]

Lego sales guy: Hey DC comics will you feature our product in your Batman movies? DC Comics guy: Heck no, how low do you think we will stoop. Lego sales guy: Well screw it, we will just make our own movies! DC Comics guy: Um, you wouldn't mind putting Batman in that movie, would you?

[@itallstartswithgilgamesh7061]

I've been binging these screen rants all night. Best thing on youtube I have seen in a while. It's funny because it's true!

[@MB-gb5pv]

1:52 Ohhhh very suspicious! Petition for this to become atleast a semi-recurring catchphrase.

[@mr.person4050]

Back to the future pitch meeting please. EDIT: I'm not gonna get off your back script writer until you make a Back to the future pm.

[@tdpp2006]

Why Are you doing this?

[@mr.person4050]

@@tdpp2006 Because he give permission to request a pitch meeting idea in the comments.

[@tdpp2006]

@@theshape3988 Dunno maybe "as good as its get " maybe

[@tdpp2006]

@@mr.person4050 cool. er I am just repeating Ryan's catchphrase..

[@mr.person4050]

@@tdpp2006 and i'm answering your catchphrase because i can.

[@jomann12]

I need to rewatch the first 2 Hellboy movies sometime. I'ts been so long, I hardly remember what happened in those movies.

[@MrBrick2099]

who clicks like before they watch the video?? This guy!

[@kadeemdalley5851]

If you don’t click like before the video your a monster

[@CinemaStix]

Yup!

[@suckslol8331]

Me

[@shoaibkayani1496]

@@kadeemdalley5851 Sorry that I like to see the quality of the video before watching it, I must be a monster

[@ZachSmithComposer]

Liking a video without watching first is Super Easy, Barely an inconvenience. Oooh Predetermined likes are TIGHT Oh Yeah

[@gracec6997]

Finally got around to watching the newest hellboy. Please please please do a pitch meeting on it! Love your videos! Have been binging through them during quarentine.

[@mrcleod]

I've literally seen about 30 of these and still this hasn't gotten old to me.

[@GodBlade132]

I loved the delivery of This! It's hilarious dude

[@batfan1939]

Just now noticed that the metal gauntlet Rasputin uses to bring Hellboy to Earth is modeled after Hellboy's stone arm. Also, the Nazis mention that the island is uninhabited.

[@KingKemka]

Ryan! You destroy all the lovable memories of our favorite movies. I love it!!

[@deepv3.12]

I watched this movie in 2010 when I was a little boy and this was peak cinema for me. It's still leagues ahead of stuff Marvel's been putting out in phase 4

[@yourmum69_420]

better than anything in the mcu

[@aerthreepwood8021]

"in 2010 when I was a little boy" Jesus.

[@shyfirethegamer7201]

Great work man

[@CarlyBarley333]

You know you’ve watched too many pitch meetings when u start saying ‘super easy, barely an inconvenience’ in regular conversation

[@ultragodzillafan]

I’ve only watched three of these videos, but I can already tell ‘super easy, barely an inconvenience’ is this show’s catchphrase.

[@geardog24]

Turning Hellboy into a Deadpool reboot is TIGHT!

[@exwhyz33]

great channel. thank you !

[@rayflyers]

Producer: "Things are TIGHT!" Me: "Oh very generic producer dialogue!"

[@carlosrodriguez8503]

I recommend specifically this series of videos to my students to learn english. Sometimes I learn new phrases myself, like this whole "save the cat" business.

[@carlosrodriguez8503]

Another thing I learned is that there was a Hellboy reboot... never heard of it

[@mrhewitson9415]

you sound like a pretty cool teacher

[@Superk-wb1rw]

Love you screenrant

[@esra_erimez]

Screen Rant is meh on a good day, but I love George Ryan!

[@mario98730]

“Maybe a reboot in 15 years where we just drop the ball completely.” I was waiting for that jab at Hellboy 2018 thank you

[@princephaphazela7998]

: how did you end up watching 100 of this videos? Me : i don't know!

[@bronxjl]

Great job!

[@stivosaurus]

a bit OT: "Save the Cat" is one of the best books on script-writing ever! And it's short, so reading it is super easy...

[@mrspeigel3593]

Barely an inconvenience!

[@mikejvasquez76]

I just love all of these pitch meetings. They're super tight.

[@jkeenangutierrez]

A Pitch Meeting for The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and/or The Hobbit Trilogy would be so tight!

[@murraymackay9409]

Joseph Keenan Gutierrez true

[@leisawiley4540]

Soooo... You're gonna have to make.. a lot more of these... I have hardcore binged and NEED more of this in my life XD

[@pandapower552]

Hellboy 2019,... Me; Hey Hellboy! You got corn stuck in your teeth. Hellboy; Them corns is my teeth. :-/

[@gaznann6503]

Love your work 🤣🤣 And your sarcastic comedy

[@beauross2442]

This was actually a good comic book movie but the criticisms are totally fair. Lol

[@christophertaylor9100]

The inconsistency of Abe Sapien's need for water particularly, that was just bad continuity.

[@alsmilo95]

"A very inconsistent fishman". These just keep getting better

[@britanimations2002]

Save the cat moment, new one, I've heard of a pet the dog moment but save the cat, new one on me

[@EverydayAverageMan]

Is that the same thing? I've not heard of pet the dog moments

[@john-paulsilke893]

Don’t forget the lick the lizard moment.

[@davidwate6057]

There is an entire screenwriting book about it.

[@byronp2311]

Well, they were kittens, so.....

[@okanerenli]

I think it's "kick the dog(puppy) moment".

[@vincentvorse]

The reboot would have been a lot better if he had did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

[@particularbored6072]

You know, things *are* TIGHT.

[@adamhansonfilms]

Hearing "wow" when you know it will inevitably lead to "wow wow wow" is super tight!

[@imonymous]

whoa I'm on time!

[@farjadbabaee547]

This was a perfect pitch! I love it when he says "l don't know."

[@GelusYT]

Making to pitch meeting on time must be very hard. Not at all super easy barely an inconvenience

[@hseldon524]

Oh, really.

[@andarshow158]

Making pitch meeting on time is TIGHT!

[@skunkrat01]

This one was on point and hilarious, like OG pitch meeting. Loved it!

[@TinkBellQ]

You should do Howard the Duck the week of Avengers Endgame

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

They just love banners so much they couldn't contain their excitement.

[@Fleepers-lh2tu]

My son and I love your videos!! Please do Titanic

[@kidart89]

“Oooh things are TIGHT!!!” This is just too much 😭😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Sebastian-ny7xv]

Whoa so glad i clicked it was super easy barley an inconvenience

[@Timboman2000]

I dunno, I think that barley is a pretty hearty grain that has been a great benefit to civilization, not an inconvenience.

[@quintenpena693]

Timothy Graham His comment shouldn’t have more likes than yours.

[@TheBuakao]

@@quintenpena693 whoops!

[@CinemaStix]

Wish I had just watched this Pitch Meeting like 15 times in a row instead of paying to see the new Hellboy movie yesterday.

[@preppyhoodrockstar]

Pitch Meetings are tight..... Yea Yea Yea!!!

[@ekuabrew4547]

Carlton Rose wawwawwaw

[@TheYAyaLady]

Yea yea yea! Love pitch meetings....need bagels and stuff for these meetings. Pitch meetings are tight!

[@aiden_macleod]

Please do a Pitch Meeting on 1979's Phantasm!

[@taruljosephthottungal6489]

“Ya ya ya” “ wow wow wow” 😂😂😂

[@tawnos253]

Please do Serenity and Fight Club!

[@rrw25wzz41]

Subscribed. This is gold

[@jimmyallen8210]

“I already didn’t do that.” 😁

[@michaelbarry7783]

They just love banners so much. They couldn't keep their excitement, LOL

[@idontevencarewhathtissays]

"'...Liz Sherman, and her and Hellboy kind of have a thing.' 'Oh, things are TIGHT.'" o_O

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Yeahyeahyeah!

[@macgyvershe]

love your pitch meetings. You Rock!

[@ossertthewozzard]

Iron Sky Pitch meeting please (either that or I have to write another Pitch meeting fanfiction)

[@daggel]

Rewatching pitch meetings is tight!!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Interview pitch meeting

[@Allentox]

I'm binge watching pitch meetings! It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.