Watchmen Pitch Meeting

[@BucketOfMarbles]

Rorschach is a really cool vigilante, I love his costume, but I don't understand why his mask is a picture of my parents fighting.

[@Anthonybarbosa_fan24]

Lol

[@wearywanderer7018]

Hahahahahahaha You sir get a point for that one

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

You've just uncovered his distracting superpower....

[@freetherapy-84]

This is funny but it's actually a picture of scout master Kevin's PP ☹

[@michaelzack7935]

.....I wish I could give more than one thumbs up for this comment. 👍👍👍 👍

[@HansLemurson]

"I'm not sure this is the kind of movie we want to support." "Do you think I'd reveal my pitch if you had any chance of stopping me? I already made it 10 years ago."

[@dancrane3807]

awesome comment is tight.

[@jdp5606]

Ou oppo polo⁸

[@xastielmuffinz3047]

"Was it hard to make this kinda movie with all the CGI 10 years ago?" "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@CygnusTheSilly]

This comment is legendary

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

"Oh, Very Dr. Manhattan of you!!"

[@IshraqHassen]

Best part of this entire skit is that Ryan wrote dialogue for 20 seconds while we all stare at Dr manhattans pixilated junk

[@jaheimlovett6640]

Pixilated junk is TIGHT

[@ladylightning3810]

Dedication.

[@ashleyhoughton8592]

We need a lip reader to see how quickly it veered into nonsense.

[@chrisbustos1431]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Mugsi]

If you step back six feet, squint your eyes, the censor mosaics disappear

[@pothocket]

"He's almost not Batman" That was perfect

[@ThreadBomb]

It was almost not perfect.

[@kalleendo7577]

Yah yah yah

[@HaibaneRakka571]

"Excessive padding is TIGHT" Truly underrecognized genius

[@JennySparkz]

That wordplay THOUGH!

[@favoritemustard3542]

Ya Fat Bastard!

[@Boobalopbop]

Truly underrecognized genius is TIGHT

[@gregoryfenn1462]

Is it a joke about female sanitation pads?

[@miguelthealpaca8971]

@@gregoryfenn1462 Unclear.

[@NathanDav42]

Ryan George playing the studio exec’s growing confusion and anger while looking at Dr. Manhattan’s dong is some of the best comedic progression in acting I’ve seen in a long time. You can read his entire thought process on his face without a line of dialogue. Truly brilliant comedy.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Made even better when you're a heterosexual female who had to sit through the glaring tits& a$$ shots in Every. Single. Female. Superhero. Movie. How you like those buns, guys? 😁😁😁😉

[@alexasmith4058]

I loved how the music felt like it was also growing in confusion and anger, just building up alongside him 😂😂 It was genuinely cinematic!

[@jeffjones7108]

I thought he was doing an impression of Cameron getting oddly disturbed by the art piece in _Ferris Bueller's Day Off._

[@jlaakso1706]

I was expecting Pitch Ryan to whip out his own pixelated dong and say, "this isn't really that distracting, is it?" Exec Ryan, horrfied; "but why is it blue?" "Because the character is blue" "No, I mean why is yours blue?" "Hey, shuttup"

[@yondaime500]

You should do Alita Battle Angel. Look at her eyes, she's begging for a Pitch Meeting.

[@kingstongreen6041]

Well ok then...

[@TheRagingwerepanda]

Shoot, that would be like EYE-ception. I can't even visualize it.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

That should be the only image with shrunken eyes.

[@thescreenslaver8520]

yondaime500 Ahh unrealistically large eyes are tight

[@WhoIsTadhg]

Keith Lanser Would that be hard to do? Super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@JadeDude1973]

"Well, he's almost not Batman" LMAO

[@NickRoman]

that was the funniest bit

[@endlessboardgame985]

And beating up strangers turns him on

[@everburn]

@@NiaErvin no you're not the only one

[@SteveSmith-wk9dx]

Strictly speaking he's almost not Ted Kord, the second Blue Beetle. He's a superb athlete, martial artist and acrobat, with spying and infiltration skills, high intelligence, crime-fighting gadgets and themed vehicles. How anyone could confuse him with Batman is beyond me.

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

@@NiaErvin it is. You can also do it in 4 syllables, like "Ozzy MAND yes", which basically sounds the same.

[@kingdonut6675]

“And then Rorschach explodes!” I love how Screenwriter Guy gives this line no context and then Producer Guy just goes along with it.

[@minimoe2807]

"I feel like this is all very gross and unnecessary." "It's mature and grown up." "Ok"

[@JadeDude1973]

LOL This is Alan Moore's writing in a nutshell.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@JadeDude1973 So true. He's amazing, but not necessarily suited to adaptation.

[@galactic85]

@@JadeDude1973 depends on the story he writes. There are several issues of his swamp thing run that I feel could be considered mature but arent gross and unnecessary. "My blue heaven." Is a good example.

[@balamx2802]

Being mature and grown up is very gross and unnecessary.

[@rachelhall4808]

“We’re gonna play hallelujah by Lenard Cohen.” “Ooh please don’t.”

[@Omnigreen]

Maybe create a separate channel for Pitch Meetings? They're just too good to be alongside with the other content on this channel.

[@orpheus..]

Yeah...the slight "problem" is that if Ryan takes PMs to some other channel Screen Rant will lose its main attraction. And they're paying him to have MORE views and more subs, not the other way around, you know? So...I don't think Screen Rant will be happy with your idea.

[@Alex-gs8to]

This comment has been censored by ScreenRant

[@thestevens580]

it's also they're not long enough to get monetized so....

[@zxch9939]

Yeah they could pull a Buzzfeed unsolved

[@MykiiMescal]

the Stevens Kids that’s not how it works... they wouldn’t have multiple ads but they’d still get money

[@jotamesis5582]

"She's in a relationship with Dr. Manhattan but she's not very happy" "Because he's naked all the time?" "Maybe" LMAO!

[@awesomemuscleman1153]

This is basically all the comments on this video. Quote the video and use an acronym for laughter. Your input is useless and nobody cares

[@Radictv__]

@@awesomemuscleman1153 yeah just like how you have every salty reply saying how unoriginal the comment is followed by how no one cares, as if anyone would listen to you either

[@b3nl555]

@@Radictv__ Quite a lot of people, actually, including me. However, I'm more tolerant of comments like OP's on Pitch Meeting videos.

[@xenxander]

when she got upset that he's working while nailing her I rolled my eyes and thought 'really'? But then that's a woman for you.. so I guess it's true.

[@Elliandr]

Surprisingly, women don't seem to like it when a man is always walking around the house completely naked. Who knew.

[@jeffreyfetrow6937]

One of the best of the Pitch Meetings. The facial expressions while trying not to be distracted by the blue penis picture were gold.

[@THEGOFER615]

"It's gold Jerry, Gold"

[@iamthatguyfromslipknot1137]

@@THEGOFER615 it's gold Jeffery it's gold,, lol..

[@aaronc4899]

I lost control laughing - this was the funniest one I’ve seen.

[@Mathhead2000]

Oh yea, no, I'm mature.

[@thevikingsock8527]

No they were blue

[@stellaVista]

"How is he killed?" "in SLOW MOTION!" Love it!

[@madminute7598]

I haven't laughed so hard with that "distracted" bit. You two make a great team.

[@Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ]

there's more of 'em

[@ZReviews]

Threw my head back in laughter at some of this one. I love Watchmen. Whole thing is TIGHT.

[@ohwell6364]

Me too

[@Gohnzaleez]

Like his cheeks

[@christianmaennchen42]

@@Gohnzaleez .

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Doctor Manhatan is tight too?

[@yuuu3948]

One my favorite movies

[@aydenhorrocks8361]

I love how positive they are when talking about dark stuff

[@romainsavioz5466]

Talking about dark stuff is tight

[@Gildedmuse]

It always gets me how upbeat writer guy gets about that things that AREN'T fun/exciting/enjoyable to watch

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@Gildedmuse ?

[@maddiehad]

that's how they pitched the Vietnam War bro.

[@roycastanon5754]

Wilhelmina Beavers Watchmen is enjoyable. It just ain’t you’re typical marvel film

[@paradoxofmind]

"If that song's _(Hallelujah)_ not about two comic book characters getting intimate in a high-tech plane, I don't know what it's about." Absolute next level commentary!

[@yogibear7600]

Literally read this when I heard it.

[@gurugeorge]

"Excessive padding is tight" - you guys owe me a new keyboard lol

[@ph8077]

They borrowed your keyboard & accidentally broke it?

[@chaosdream21]

He's almost not batman

[@victorjared2820]

hahahaha I'm dying from that one...

[@gansosmansos]

Hahahaha

[@PrometheanFlame]

He’s too happy and well adjusted to be Batman. 😂😂 Rorschach is more like Batman.

[@robsonwaterkemper]

@ All characters were based on the Charlton Comics characters that DC had recently bought at the time. Nite Owl = Blue Beetle, Dr. Manhattan = Captain Atom, Rorschach = Question, Comedian = Peacemaker, Ozymandias = Peter Cannon Thunderbolt, Silk Spectre was supposed to be Nightshade, but Moore changed after the initial idea of using the original Charlton characters was scrapped.

[@Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ]

​@@PrometheanFlametbh, Rorschach is a lot more like a Joker than a Batman...

[@noktin]

I just discovered the Pitch Meeting a week ago and I have already logged hours and hours. It's on when I'm driving, working gaming, doing laundry. I love love love this so much!

[@skatepark1ful]

"wow wow wow wow!!!!" he/they are hilarious

[@turdfurgeson1643]

Binge watching Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

[@danepatterson8107]

Pace yourself! If you like Screen Rant, you may also enjoy "Honest Trailers"

[@PhantoMace2012]

I mouth the words “TIGHT” and “SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE” every time i see it coming in each video

[@fraustpunk]

My favorite so far. The Dr Manhattan dic pic part had me dying.

[@uncannyvalley2350]

Like an electric Snufflelufagus

[@fraustpunk]

Frankie Samora don’t know. I posted this six months ago. I didn’t realize it was so popular. KZbin’s weird. The highest liked comment I ever had was a random fact about grizzly bears.

[@therealepic2196]

Frankie Samora I have a comment with over 1k thousand likes and one with 50 thousand dislikes

[@therealepic2196]

Frankie Samora Dont, it’s just luck. I can comment something and get no likes, and then comment something for it to blow up randomly. And sometimes the comment takes months and then everyone sees it. It’s weird like that

[@therealepic2196]

Frankie Samora I’ll do you one better •_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_• ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘

[@TheOddOne347]

I love that he makes the distinction between what is "adult" and what is just straight up gross/unnecessary.

[@andrewstephens5885]

Shame, by Steve McQueen, is an adult movie about a sex addict. Yet somehow watchmen feels more excessive in sex and grosser due to the style than the subject matter. Hope that made sense

[@martinholub3205]

I overall love his videos but he's actually very wrong on this. I wrote my master's thesis on Watchmen and he's not even right about why the Night Owl can't/can perform

[@michaelcubed]

@@martinholub3205 But my guy wasn’t really talking about why he can/can’t perform, just saying it was gratuitous and crime fighting almost turns into a fetish for him and Silk Spectre. He was spot on.

[@4amlibra]

@@martinholub3205 ….. I now desperately want to read your Master’s thesis.

[@benapeh854]

​@@4amlibraMe too

[@elijasaurusrex9380]

The Hobbit trilogy desperately needs a pitch meeting.

[@LeoBladini]

agreed

[@arabemmy6229]

Yesssssss!

[@warfreddy6968]

Please don't. It still hurts when i think about it.

[@tylionn]

The hobbit movies are not bad films. Sure they are not masterpieces like The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy but I still Iike the hobbit movies

[@michabaron4129]

we don't talk about those

[@ToadenK]

To be fair, Alan Moore hates all adaptations of his books

[@PotrzebieConolly]

I know. He didn't even like Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation.

[@thabreez456]

What I love about this is movies about his work couldn't even be made if he hadn't sold the film rights for it. Like if you are not gonna like it or deem it unfilmable then why'd you sell movie rights for it you weirdo?

[@PotrzebieConolly]

@@thabreez456 Alan Moore never owned any rights to Watchmen. They have always been fully owned by DC.

[@AaronAbernethy]

@@thabreez456 I guess you weren’t expecting to have actual knowledge used against you there.

[@thedude3065]

Alan Moore actually refuses to watch adaptations of his books because he knows there will definitely be something he hates about it

[@bruno1700]

"i feel like this is very gross and unecessary" homelander and storm front hold our capes real quick

[@myellatorres2110]

😂😂

[@Batchall_Accepted]

You don't think Garth Ennis got the whole idea for the boys from things like Watchmen? Come on.

[@MeowtronStar]

The Boys is the best thing to ever happen to the superhero genre.

[@pablocastaner1933]

@@Batchall_Accepted that's the joke

[@agentsmidt3209]

This series is pretty TIGHT! Me watching this hours on end...barely an inconvenience.

[@berengustav7714]

It's very easy, when they're so many of you.

[@DavoneTheDon]

"Hes almost not batman" lol 😂😂

[@discipleofthecapedbaldy962]

That line just keeps cracking me up.

[@billyhaigh9274]

Financer: He most certainly is batman.... Pitcher: "But his got a new hat" Financer: Will that get us money Pitcher: "💰$💰"

[@tedarcher9120]

Basically Black Noir

[@Master_Classification]

Okay but in the Watchmen universe Batman doesn't exist because his parents are never killed. They show Night Owl saving his parents in the beginning of the movie

[@thesmileyemo]

"And Rorschach explodes." "Oh, my god" the delivery on that line was amazing.

[@Jeterfan906]

“That’s a diary, teenage girls do that.”

[@Ixnatifual]

It’s a dark and very cool journal!

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

Greg heffley would approve

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Doug!

[@SmashLiXs]

& wimpy dudes. ok that's not fair. men have their psychological problems too

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw The beginning of Rorschach’s Journal: “Rorschach’s Journal, February 12th 1984. First, let me get something straight: this is a journal, NOT A DIARY.”

[@opuofbengal5935]

I really liked this movie. . . Probably had my judgement clouded by my love for the graphic novel. I understand some of the criticism, but this movie doesn't always get the credit it deserves.

[@emmanuellejaramillo4350]

As far as book to movie adaptations, this one was better than most. The point of removing the monsters that Ozymandias created being noted. Great though

[@cooperlyle8781]

I l liked the movie as well. Amazingly coreo graphed fight scenes

[@boiledelephant]

I enjoyed it as a fan of the graphic novel, but I was acutely aware that if I hadn't read the graphic novel, I would have had NO idea what was going on or why I was meant to care. It was strictly fan service. So now I tell people - yeah, watch it, AFTER you've read the graphic novel.

[@jordan999fire]

@@boiledelephant I've never read the graphic novel and this is my favorite movie ever. I don't know what you mean by people wouldn't understand what's going on or why they should care. The premise isn't that confusing and shouldn't you care about the main characters of a movie dying? Or at the very least the world possibly being destroyed by nukes?

[@ThisValiantAdventure]

Love both versions of the story, and am glad the movie fixed the ending. Manhattan was the biggest destabilizing force on the planet- zero need to invent another threat. That part always bothered me.

[@chrispysaid]

Ryan George's back has to be tired from carrying this entire channel.

[@tomkerruish2982]

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@johnoakes34]

@@tomkerruish2982 😆

[@chefdean7257]

They should get all the way off that thing.

[@howmuchbeforechamp]

Dont even almost try to watch other stuff

[@ToyKeeper]

Wait. This channel has other stuff? ... *_click_* ... oh. So it does. And the other stuff seems to average about 3% as many views as Pitch Meetings. That must feel pretty awesome for everyone else on the channel. Getting upstaged is _tight!_

[@AdamG1983]

*Screenwriter used Electric Blue Dong* *IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Dr. Manhoodn.

[@spacedinosaur8733]

@@thedocilefish but he might be

[@evody-jr1821]

these pitches keep getting funnier every time keep up the good work ryan

[@brantinnuche3062]

Only Ryan? There's two of them

[@isaiahpero7837]

I thought these two were the same person this whole time, but if you look very closely, Movie Executive Guy is wearing a blue blazer, but Movie Pitch Guy wears a grey one. Theory debunked. You're welcome.

[@Alias_Anybody]

I just hope Will Smith won't be naked in the Aladin remake.

[@cjthrill]

Woo! Haha!

[@danletko]

Oh that's hot. Yah that's hot

[@ryanvaughn5959]

He's going get jiggy with it.

[@jaymesdevine7737]

"Very gross!"

[@judewashere3676]

I hope Will Smith stops playing Will Smith lol

[@adit.ajikumar]

Who else got screen rant's notifications on just for pitch meetings ! 😂

[@vicentenevarez1754]

Me lol they love to ruin all my favorite movies

[@jasonmorris4eva]

Me I got it

[@pudgebl67]

It was super easy to press the button, and barely an inconvenience to watch them

[@willmorrell488]

Obviously, it's the only content worth watching on the channel.

[@steviesteve5198]

same

[@carastone3473]

Dude! This pitch meetings are GREAT! You can never stop making these!

[@craiga.glesner424]

"I'm mature." LMAO.

[@shawnhenry3380]

"Excessive padding is tight" might be the most subtle and clever one of those jokes so far

[@N7spongy]

I dont get it

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@N7spongy ... I'm not sure either...

[@N7spongy]

@@TragoudistrosMPH oh wait I think it's an oxymoron because a tight movie would be straight, to the point and shorter. But a movie with excessive padding would be overlong, the opposite of tight.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@N7spongy makes perfect sense, thanks!

[@lachlancrimmings2235]

N7spongy you guys have me questioning now but I assumed it was referring to how people wear padding around their crotch which makes it tight down there

[@janelmaysthompson2850]

Do The Fifth Element, please?!

[@stiimuli]

but be nice, I love that movie =)

[@GoatPopsicle]

stiimuli No way, tear it to pieces. I want a good PM, because it’s won’t alter the way I see the movie anyways.

[@jamesanderson3349]

5th Element...Hell Yes!

[@jerrylharbin]

That’s my favorite movie

[@darthsmythe6783]

The Fifth Element is Tight!!

[@berkpick]

"this isn't the sort of thing we'd do with more mainstream heroes." That's exactly what DC said when Moore asked to use their characters--which is why each character is an obvious ripoff of a DC character.

[@exhaustguy]

The characters are based on the old Charlton Comics characters that DC acquired the rights to. His original plan was to use mainstream DC characters, but those where deemed off limits. Kind of an early version of Injustice or a take off on the What If Marvel comics of the 1970s.

[@Carabas72]

@@exhaustguy Originally, Watchmen was about those Charlton characters DC had then just aquired. Moore was specifically hired to reinvigorate them. DC then took a look at what Moore had been doing, and they were like "We really love what you're doing here, but we just paid a ton of cash for these characters, and we would kinda like to keep using them. Maybe change them just a little bit so that it's its own thing? "

[@exhaustguy]

@@Carabas72 You are right. They were supposed to be the Charlton characters which Moore was going to use. Sorry for the misstatement.

[@cassidillard5117]

Then the show The Boys came along...

[@multicatkid]

Plus now with the new dc universe watchmen is apart if the main dc timeline

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

I've watched a ton of these Pitch Meeting videos and this one is, by far, my favorite of the lot. Or at least of the ones I've seen so far. Well done on this one and all the others. Cheers!

[@wjhull]

To be fair, they did technically keep the squid monster in there (in a manner of speaking) by calling the doomsday device "S.Q.U.I.D" on Ozzy's screens.

[@edwarddore7617]

I saw the movie, but then read the graphic novel, and I can understand why they changed it, the squid thing is kind of ridiculous, but they reintroduced it in the TV show

[@KoolKeithProductions]

@@edwarddore7617 l honestly cant believe there are ppl who were mad about thr squid not being in the movie.

[@curtisrodriguez938]

@@KoolKeithProductions Maybe they wanted to see if the movie had the guts to show the squid monster as depicted in the graphic novel because the graphic novel squid monster looked suspiciously like female genitalia. Take another look at it. lol.

[@mushin111]

So as comic readers, does it make sense having Dr M instead of the squid?

[@SirPumpkinKnight]

I think it's less about the squid and more that it represented not only a neutral threat but on otherworldly threat, like the man said. It doesn't care about your race, religion, or politics, it's gigantic, and it can teleport, and there may be more of them. Way easier to believe humanity coming together against that than "oops america lost control of it's blue dong nukes."

[@jhonnythomson8090]

pitch meeting for The Umbrella Academy

[@wehavenocluewhatweredoing4953]

YES PLEASE!!!

[@comic_pear]

Yus

[@FREEZETODEATH]

DEFINITELY !!!

[@wmooring]

"You know that parody video of 'What if Wes Anderson directed X-Men?'" "Yeah yeah yeah" "Well, I thought we'd just do that. As a Netflix series."

[@darthsmythe6783]

I'm gonna play Intanbul not Constantinople in a very awesome action sequence! Will it be difficult ? No, super Easy barely an inconvenience!

[@Jessie_Helms]

Fun fact: Journals are super cathartic. Having somewhere you can be as explicit, emotional, and honest as you want is amazing, and it has the bonus effect of letting you look back and see how you’ve changed over the years, what goals you have and haven’t achieved, and more. I legit recommend journaling a few times a week, if not daily.

[@joaquimgianini1234]

Yeah journals are pretty neat, but diaries are cringe and for little girls

[@pap-fr]

​@@joaquimgianini1234there is literally no difference between the two. At all. Both are places to record your life and thoughts. Absolutely nothing is different in a journal vs a diary. Girls AND boys use them. Your comment is more "cringe" than anything a teenage girl could do. Grow up.

[@joaquimgianini1234]

@@pap-fr You’re right, I cringed just looking at it. Idk what went on in my head when I was 16

[@minimoe2807]

Unbelievably amazing!!! The distracting dong had my on the floor laughing so hard I was gasping for air. I seriously thought I might inhale my trail mix I was munching on. Dude you rule! This is definitely one of my favs.

[@clauaome25]

Me too hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@wizardpickle]

These keep getting better and better and are now actually one of my favorite original series on KZbin. Keep up the awesome work!

[@mosespray4510]

The reason these are so funny is that he does a really solid critique, usually getting to the root of the problem in the first 60 seconds. Alan Moore said it was unfilmable, so lets pick some famous panels and recreate them! Pretty much.

[@penguinista]

He is one of the most incisive and thorough critic of popular film I have ever heard and he wraps it up in brilliant comedy. Pure genius.

[@5DNiq]

Your pitch meetings are my new favorite youtube comedy! SUPER funny

[@nathanbeard3901]

“We’re gonna zoom in on Night Owl’s butt, stick on that for a while.” “Huuuah, I don’t know about that.” “We’re gonna play Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!” “Oh, please don’t!”

[@lordsuvrowwwyall7425]

You have 69 likes now

[@nathanbeard3901]

Shuvrashankar mukherjee Nice.

[@Cheesusful]

Night owl's butt is tight.

[@lilithshirosaki6729]

@Scom Tott but joel Schumacher did the same with batman and robin. In the first few minutes

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

Yeah wrong butt

[@rishivachaspathyastakala866]

"Excessive padding is tight" "Sure is" Lol underrated joke

[@giantspiderproductions3356]

“Then Rorschach is gonna blow up” “Oh”

[@ranwolf7650]

FYI: there is an explanation for Rorschach's mask in the comics

[@revcrussell]

Was going to say the same thing.

[@Earthstar_Review]

I mean the comic is actually good so

[@TheElectricMayhem]

I don’t like Rorschach’s mask. It makes me uncomfortable. Why does it always look like my High School gym coach peeing on me?

[@jaysonlee4394]

@@TheElectricMayhem 😸

[@98953812]

@@TheElectricMayhem ........what?

[@mnoell35]

“I can’t! I swear I can’t with you!”” When he held up that photo,I was done! LMFAO..😂😂😂😂😂

[@mheermance]

Waving pixelated drawings of blue naughty bits is tight.

[@willmorrell488]

Excessive padding is TIGHT!

[@dalebowen2405]

Yes,Im sure it is,but,diet!

[@FlyfishermanMike]

Oxymorons are tight!

[@thetooginator153]

Ryan deserves an Oscar for his performance as Uncomfortable Guy Trying To Pay Attention.

[@jamesjoy7547]

We've all been there And we can all identify with his discomfort

[@Molly-ml1wn]

"Has Zack Snyder seen Watchmen? Somebody should tell him about it, I think he'd like it" -Jenny Nicholson

[@jabedhossain3369]

hahaahhaaa

[@ChosenMan37]

Batman is broken up into 4 heroes in this movie The comedian (Fighter) Owlman (Technology) Rorschach (Detective) Ozymandias (Intelligence)

[@mrchuckmorris]

You forgot one of the most obvious Ozymandias (wealth, paranoia, physical/mental training to human peak)

[@ChosenMan37]

@@mrchuckmorris true

[@Abominatrix650]

And Nite-Owl has the nocturnal flying animal theme (Owlman is the evil Batman from Earth-3)

[@sunkid02]

actually no

[@sunkid02]

idk of this is a joke or not but no just no rorschach is based off the question nite owl off the second blue beetle dr manhattan off captain atom ozymandias off thunderbolt the comedian off peacemaker and silk spectre off nightshade none of them have any likeness to batman all waaaaaaaay different personalities/character traits

[@bardozan]

Once he was able to focus again, it would be nice to hear the pitcher say "And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day". Fiction Guy wasn't released at that time, though.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Brilliant.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

he probably had his only chance to do it during the Man of Steel pitch meeting. Maybe if he does Disney Tarzan

[@themadcommenter1720]

I LOVE PITCH MEETINGS!!!

[@sabalghoo]

They are indeed TIGHT

[@Siile_]

The only videos where I hit the like button before watching to make sure I don't forget

[@stillwatersrundeep001]

You and me both buddy. It's criminal this series doesn't get more views than it does!

[@ShonTolliverMusic]

Just hit Watch Later

[@dori411]

In regard to slow motion. "If less is more imagine how much more would be." - Frasier Crane

[@rydermccall3590]

1:51 “He sounds like Christian Bale as Batman AND you can understand him!”

[@SamuraiJACsr]

I would've been first. But I was busy watching Pitch Meetings.

[@praisemarvel3]

Same and nice pun

[@kjoc70]

I would've been first, but I was distracted by a massive blue weenie.

[@tigerbread78]

I was watching this playlist today as well, ...aaand now I've watched this and got the pun:P

[@colinsavory2484]

@@kjoc70 massive blues weinies are tight

[@maddoggaming1171]

That's because they are super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience!

[@_MC529]

Desubscribed to this channel. Just come by from time to time to watch these glorious videos🙌🏻

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Avatar: The Last Airbender show pitch meeting, please!

[@Hunterfalke]

I'm sorry, what are you talking about? You mean the amazing animated series? Don't think it needs a Pitch Meeting...

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Hunterfalke That's why a pitch meeting would be so cool.

[@seantds619]

No, what about... The dreaded live action movie!!!

[@Transfixed]

I thought Nite Owl's problem was that he was more comfortable as his Nite Owl persona than his Dan Dreiberg alter ego.

[@walruslatte6080]

Exactly. It's not that crime fighting turns him on, it's that being Nite Owl gives him confidence. Still loved the Pitch Meeting though.

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

Not really much of a difference. Seems like splitting hairs to me. The only time Dan Dreiburg becomes Nite Owl is when he's fighting crime, and inversely, the only time he is fighting crime is when he becomes Nite Owl, so saying that the only way he can get aroused is by fighting crime is essentially no different from saying the only way he can get aroused is by becoming Nite Owl.

[@twentysides]

It's amazing how much the director of Watchmen didn't understand Watchmen.

[@cryocritikal]

Could u make 1 for ratatouille or Austin powers

[@GoatPopsicle]

Arnav Batra Mike Myers is writing another Austin Powers movie. This time it will revolve around Dr.Evil mostly though.

[@peolesdru]

Actually like that idea.

[@TheSmeltork]

These videos are the best thing on KZbin.

[@jasonflores9576]

“Well he’s almost not Batman” lol I died

[@joenesvick7043]

I did love Watchmen, I got the Director’s Cut on blu ray and seen the Ultimate Cut on Vudu. Still this is sofa king funny.

[@cooperlyle8781]

Arise chicken arise

[@cooperlyle8781]

@amail someoneeveryone boo! Go get cultured up, you uncultured swine

[@TheRazorTongue]

I got the Ultimate Version too. It's still one of my favorite comic book movies.

[@zrhAmngAm]

@@cooperlyle8781 Hahaha love it. ...ATHF

[@angelganon8213]

What did the different cuts do to the movie

[@jonathanrhymond3394]

You should do a pitch meeting for the arrowverse

[@Equalshares]

😅😅😅😅 this is the first video of the pitch meetings that I've commented on. Over watched over 30. Wow. Hilarious. Well done well done. not only have I laughed at it but you've also been informative by the way you make me laugh to show the fallacies in these movies and how they've been made

[@slaywee]

Need Pitch Meetings of the classic moives: Leon The Professional 1994 Heat 1995 Inception 2010 Departed 2006 Shutter Island 2010 The Communist 2018

[@Baekstrom]

2001 a Space Odyssey

[@Carabas72]

Most of those are not old enough to be classic anythings.

[@BaggythePanther]

Michel De Bruyn I know right? I was think of movies like The Wizard of Oz or The Godfather.

[@SansoHumar]

Those are classic movies??? You must be young. Like 8. Do three amigos.

[@Crazelord91]

Yah, he may be too uncomfortable to make a Leon the Professional video as it's like borderline pedophilic

[@mynameisnotjohn3784]

These meetings are getting more creative, and I like it!!

[@lta100163]

I'd love to see pitches for some of the old 1970s disaster flicks - especially my favorite, The Towering Inferno.

[@davidjames-cameron617]

I watched them all! i watched the watchmen, watchwomen and watchchildren too!

[@AcrimoniousMirth]

David James-Cameron ... Santa?

[@tobinstone2359]

... Jared Fogle?

[@slyericketson6780]

Watchchildren are Tigh- "please stop saying that!"

[@houssamaitarejdal5101]

Awesomely amazing! But how come you haven’t done Inception??

[@burger_kinghorn]

Stuck daydreaming about it

[@jordansweet8054]

Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh!

[@dewaard3301]

Watchmen hooked itself into my brain, exactly for the reasons that sold it to the studios. "What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're looking at it!"

[@ZekeAxel]

Watchmen is still one of my most favourite Superhero movies.

[@jeremylst1421]

I have the novel, and it's pretty accurate.

[@matheus31218]

@@jeremylst1421 Not really, they don't have super powers or look cool and badass in the comic

[@AaronAbernethy]

@@ponquin yup. The movie is an abomination.

[@howmuchbeforechamp]

Yeah you can enjoy something thats not good , or a good adaptation.

[@northwindkey]

@@matheus31218 They don't have super-powers here either. They look "cool" because that's what people imagined these characters as for years. Just because it wasn't the intent of the novel doesn't mean that people didn't spend 20 years talking about how cool the novel was.

[@alexr.3136]

"Excessive padding is tight!" LMAO

[@TheSQDoctor]

"Watchmen" is one of my favorite movies.

[@ulteriormotif]

The movie's ending was, in my opinion, better than the graphic novel's. Dr Manhatten was the existential threat equivalent of nuclear war and what with America being the only country that has used such weapons against a civilian population it actually rings true especially seeing as Dr Manhatten was an "american weapon". The squid monster thing was a bit silly and it also required the E-plot of all the filmmakers and special effects people being abducted from Hollywood which just made Ozymandius' plan less believable.

[@Vulturefist]

Duncan Coulter: Yeah, I’m with you on this!

[@sbonel3224]

Pretty much this, sadly people have their heads way too deep up their asses when it comes to comic books nowadays, so they can't see the reason.

[@gdeangelkick]

I liked the entire film except the ending. Not so much that Dr. Manhattan was the scape-goat. Although in retrospect it does bother me... as it seems that "the solution" is to solve an equilibrium problem whereby the USA has too much power and influence. But I accepted it because the film does a nice job of building up Dr. Manhattan's character shortcomings so that it would be totally credible if the threat was Dr. Manhattan himself at some point deciding to just end the world and remake humans in his image. The giant ugly monster has it's own problems, however, as it is just the typical print edition of the sky-beam.

[@Carabas72]

They could have not done the squid alien, and still have an ending that makes sense instead of multiple major metropolises around the world being glassed by an American superweapon bringing world peace.

[@liloiax22]

1:08- besides "super easy barely an inconvenience" my favorite catchphrase is when he goes "yayaya!" lol Also @ 2:20- OMFG... I TOTALLY forgot how bad the Nixon lookalike ACTUALLY looked

[@seththompson1901]

Mines whoops whoopsy

[@sbonel3224]

I'll take make-up over bad CGI or deaged uncanny valley michael douglas any day, kid. So be careful what you wish for.

[@VardrunCRidleyKnight]

@S Bonel That’s a weirdly condescending thing to say for no reason

[@zlayne357]

Chris Li Loia woops! Woopsie! Is my fav

[@kyliefjohnson1390]

Rorschach was a seamstress and he actually created the mask ….its a liquid sewn in between the fabrics….it was rejected by manufacturers but he kept it for himself

[@bri1404]

Do a SPONGEBOB PITCH MEETING ETHER THE MOVIES OR THE CARTOON

[@EweChewBrrr01]

Pretty sure they were all cartoons.

[@bri1404]

@EweChewBrrr, yes, but what I meant is The SpongeBob Crew made two movies and, you know, the regular TV cartoon

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@bri1404 I know what you meant buddy ;) I just wanted to be a smarty pants.

[@bri1404]

@EweChewBrrr, ohh being a smarty pants is TIGHT.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@bri1404 and doing it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ryanjayne3455]

You should do pulp fiction

[@chip5892]

“This is unfilmable.” C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D .

[@glenncross956]

Suits in the 80s called. They agree that excessive padding is *Tight* !

[@tilly704]

I just love the"barely an inconvenience"

[@4amlibra]

Me, for 14 years: The movie’s attack makes so much more sense; the giant squid monster was too goofy and came completely out of nowhere, both tonally and plot-wise, even in a graphic novel medium. Plus, Adrian had to distract/divert Dr. Manhattan from what he was doing anyway, and he is a threat that’s already here on Earth & established in the story, as well as already needing to leave Earth at the end anyway. This way kills two birds with one stone & just makes so much more sense. Ryan, in 12 seconds: Dr. Manhattan is constantly established as American & therefore not a neutral threat, so all the world’s nations wouldn’t come together *with* America afterwards. Me: …….. ……. …. OH, GODDAMMIT RYAN!!!!!

[@wtfogers]

Evry other country hates Manhattan, and him destroying newyorkk and moscow and such makes him a total threat to the world brh

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

Daredevil TV Series Pitch Meeting would be TIGHT!

[@somewhatartsy7358]

Can you do one of these with kingsman

[@MrPewPews]

Somewhat Artsy omg yes

[@Colinkrauss1]

Ryan really is in a league of his own in a sea of comedy film criticism channels. How many popular channels are there? 30? 40? 50? And to be 100% original in such a creative way at 2:50. It’s just awesome and original writing.

[@jpcrafton69]

Do Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!

[@DreddPirateRoberts]

That was one of the funniest pitch meetings, to date.