Scumbag fiancé

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[@ST5S5]

That dude is a savage. He already had his contingency plan ready 😂

[@deepriverpokemonofficial]

Savage is so accurate😂😂

[@freezemyheaddootcoom]

The preemptivity! He's basically Israel

[@AHersheyHere]

If you want to talk preemptive, how old was Aisha? :D

[@Walkerrrr]

@@AHersheyHerehaha found the Islamophobic zionist. Easy one.

[@freezemyheaddootcoom]

Honestly dude I know a lot more about Islam than you. I'm an atheist but actually have read books about it. Recent scholars have determined pretty clearly that the "she was 9 years old" contradicts numerous other dates and timelines of events and the claim can be traced to one imam saying this near the end of his life when he was getting senile and confused. I'm curious what that has to do with the so-called state of Israel being it's own shitty self though.

[@UnapologeticRed]

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[@commenter1976]

@@freezemyheaddootcoomYou can know all you want about Islam. That doesn’t change the high number of rapes and pedophilic actions, terrorist attacks all over the globe, wars they wage, etc. Muslims overall are not a peaceful group of people. That is objectively true.

[@mulletmann6558]

Just tell the truth, and be happy with that. She can do with it what she wants to. "What other people think of you is none of your business."

[@jodijoy8906]

💖😇 SARAH is a SAINT 😇💖

[@zachi70]

Stavvy looking real handsome with shorter hair and shaven beard 😍

[@larzpric377]

hilarious 😂😅

[@theItalianshamrock]

Smart guy. Try to get some ass then say it was her making the move not him

[@ericjauregui]

Why is joe with his side piece

[@kieranl5249]

Joe left the bathroom scene?

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Stav looks like a mom.

[@Mr.D-k7l]

Stavvy looks like someone whose transitioned but also is going through chemo

[@sydparrott8552]

Plot twist: she's been lying about this for years, and she's sunken so low that she's now tryng to convince Stav that her story is true. Salute to a real one

[@hangedups2608]

HELL YEH

[@freezemyheaddootcoom]

HELL YE

[@bensheard3969]

This is one of those things where if you can act on your feet like that i have no problem with someone making moves.

[@menwithven8114]

There's literally zero possibility they were "all friends" for 7 years and he tried to get action after they get engaged. Makes zero fxcking sense. So for 7 years this dude has hung out with both these girls and never hit on the one girl until he was engaged to the other one?

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Well considering she refers to him as her friend’s fiancé and not as being another one of her friends implies to me that it’s more like she is friends with that girl and this guy is her “friend” by association, which is a different thing then being friends with someone for 7 years. Either way a lot of dudes are dumb as fuck so I could see a dumb guy doing something like this.

[@bargh70]

Booze

[@SnailHatan]

It’s like you don’t understand how cheaters work or something.

[@oligarchies]

​@@SnailHatan Lmao dude basically said, "Why would this guy destroy his loving marriage just to cheat with one of his wife's friends? It's completely irrational!"