Why Weed Isn’t a Gateway Drug - Sean Patton - Stand-Up Featuring

Sean Patton explains why marijuana won’t lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations. (Contains strong language.)
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[@kara2125]

this guy has powerful uncle energy

[@niludio8050]

YES!

[@weirdskyreallyweird.5519]

He's like the uncle from the goldbergs

[@miguelgil692]

He sort of reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's uncle. Great guy, used to deal drugs, but then again great guy.

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

Dude yes

[@sw9rd]

I'd love for him to be my uncle

[@joeyazzz]

"take this mans heart and rip it out of his chest, why? spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it"

[@chaconswrenchin3557]

joe Yaz 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@cobalt1754]

He got a little too real there for a second.

[@WiseSageTnelis]

this is the best joke lol

[@arisn32]

Deep shit

[@FelixMarshFTW]

_Don't swear to god, he never asked you_ _It's not his heart you drove a knife through_

[@jralvins]

Sean doesnt fool me. He knows way too much about korn, he's a reformed kernel.

[@Momibueb]

jralvins jr he said that he was :)

[@Shadow017M]

how to spot the one that didn't make it all the way thru the video before commenting

[@phillipfry8141]

agree, A.D.I.D.A.S. is a bit of a deep cut

[@elisepentz1063]

I love that they're called kernels

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

Sean Patton: I used to be a kernel when I was growing up This guy: I feel like he used to be a kernel Brilliant detective work, truly

[@JaalexCobra]

he went from legalizing weed to eating a human heart while it still beats. wtf

[@biocykle]

segways are weird

[@fusionart4377]

Beating hearts are a gateway drug

[@hawkisdaboss5768]

@@fusionart4377 lol

[@SoulKingBK]

I love how random his segways are

[@Eyes2theSkies1218]

Munchies man…

[@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian]

Title: is weed a gateway drug Video: ya know what... Korn

[@brandon4391]

It’s stand up comedy, it’s whatever the comic wants it to be 🙃

[@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian]

Brandon i know... 😂 i was making a joke about the title, compared to the rest of the video

[@daikisan_4390]

you're right though the title is click bait, either make it a 2 min clip or cut the beginning and call it korn roast. is that too much to ask? haha

[@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian]

April- Aries2000 awe thank you 🥺🥺

[@humbertogarcia1491]

You know what'd be good on that joke? Cumin!

[@raquelann9944]

Somewhere, korn’s trying to figure out why their vevo is spiking in views

[@anthonynorman7545]

+

[@TheRealpennyInfo]

📈

[@wyat1331]

Stonks

[@joshuamcdowell1460]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shplayshiggty7537]

I'm sure alot of viewers wanted to reminisce and looked up Korn, I did just to listen to daboom da daboom na na mena🤣

[@griffinkerouac4952]

"they all looked like post-apocalyptic Rastafarian carnival barkers with Adidas sponsorships" Sean Patton is probably my favorite comedian

[@austinfry681]

So earthgang?

[@1ManNamedDan]

Never heard of him before this clip but dude I'm all in for more dammit.

[@muthafuggy]

Best line of the clip

[@CorePathway]

Da boom nah da boom nah namina

[@consciousobserver629]

"It's your life, but it's their 2:30" That deserved more acknowledgement. Too real perhaps.

[@RecursiveRuminations]

I thought this was one of the funniest part tbh, whole thing was great tho

[@georgemartin5980]

It’s funny, true, and also exactly what you would want it to be. You want someone dispassionately going through the motions because you and me would break when someone flatlined.

[@NickPBGT]

Alcohol and coke = no problem Weed and monster energy drink = certain death

[@HotStrange]

It’s true though. I’ve been so high that I didn’t even want to eat crackers because I thought I couldn’t swallow. Much less take the ol’ caine train to the brain.

[@MrNasrudin123]

one day i didn't want to see scary movie 4, because thought it would be scary

[@angeliquerider-mitchell2538]

Obviously. Duh!

[@JohnDoe-oi2et]

I hung out with a girl at a music festival that stated she only ate organic because of the chemicals while recovering from snorting possible drain cleaner that a stranger offered her the night before.

[@synchronize6930]

Yeah it knocks you out and keeps you going at the same time.

[@webbnft]

“Like he’s expelling lazy demons” line was super underrated 😂

[@clumsiii]

not by me - dude's hilare

[@GoldenLady1007]

YES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrutkowski1687]

As an adult woman who had a KoRn obsession in middle school, I really appreciated your commentary on KoRn, especially "da BOOM da daBOOM dadaAMA"

[@brandonfoley7519]

What is korn

[@CeeJayThe13th]

I just want to point out that there's no official KoRn lyrics (at least for the first four albums) and this seems like as good a place as any.

[@TheRepublicOfJohn]

daBOOM-Na daBOOM-Na nuhMEENAH

[@eeyoreofborg]

I always thought it was baBOOM dat-dat MMM nom na-neema. Misheard lyrics, am I right?

[@BodyMusicification]

I always heard daBoom nak daBoom nak daEema

[@ThePalePrince]

He should have ended it with the Latin instructions and having the surgeon say "we got to rotate this body"

[@MerkhVision]

That wouldve been perfect hahah

[@yodatwinkie]

Comedy genius

[@FritzVonR]

that gig would've come full circle. brilliant!

[@sarge7string232]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😁😁😂😂😂😅😂😅😃😅

[@gozinta82]

Surgeon:I need to know if it's CW or CCW, Helper: Na mina, sir. Surgeon: OK, very good, CCW it is, stat.

[@anscomedy]

This turned into a korn roast and it was amazing

[@LxuryGoods]

djadog3k haha word wasn’t expecting that. #KornFan

[@MichaelB413]

I love roasted korn

[@anscomedy]

@@MichaelB413 me 2

[@anscomedy]

@@LxuryGoods i like korn to but i still loved the bit

[@cheapthrilll6323]

A couple of surgeons here i see.

[@isaaccruz8131]

that surgeon playlist thing took me straight to Dr Strange lol

[@nicoleowens2318]

I just watched it last night, this made me chuckle, thinking of him tapping his toe 😂👌

[@zaimusic_150]

Same lol

[@benjaminherbst811]

i instantly thought of scrubs

[@captainvimes6079]

Wong: dA bOoM nA Da BOOM Na

[@urbosasfurry2126]

Nip/Tuck came to mind...

[@mobphantom]

If Zach Galifianakis and Bam Margera had a child 😂

[@seanm7539]

Dude such an underrated comment lol

[@streeterville773]

Aww c'mon Patton I ain't tryin ta get my dick sunked

[@yttis3257]

I was thinking Tom Segura and Bam.

[@Leelicious1312]

He does look like Phill

[@alexheider5484]

I can see it

[@supermetroid009]

"You'll be the king of the prison"😂😂😂

[@Eye_spye]

“Alaska thunderfuck” hell yeah

[@bheceo]

100 Stoners all agreed hes legit lol

[@grandpastellingyou]

Logan Cope lol I knew someone else would catch that 😂

[@dcdenizen1275]

Alaskan Thunderfuck

[@jonathanmorrison8223]

the true stoners would know durban> atf, atf is way too og especially for newbies, my own .02

[@Skydrag.V60]

Logan Cope ATF or bust bro

[@sketti5.092]

"What are you in for?" "I bit into a beating heart" Could you imagine how badass that would be?

[@captainvimes6079]

SpaghettiLord yeah you’ll go to prison, but you’ll be the king 👑!

[@jamesprice2163]

"I bit into a man's beating heart and watched the life drain from his eyes as he took his last breath ... You have really nice eyes"

[@jamesrucki4558]

It's still tradition to do so in hunting some animals....

[@jamesrucki4558]

Shows respect for the animal n merges it's energy with yours as its dieing.

[@dmgroberts5471]

"I ate a man's heart to gain his strength, his eyes to gain insight, and his liver...because I had onions left over. You?"

[@thundercockjackson]

"my grandfather was in the Donner party" what a legend Sean is, between that and the Korn bit

[@spacecase8888]

In 1995 I remember meeting a huge Korn fan who even had a band playing Nu Metal inspired by Korn. In the course of talking to him I found out he just got accepted to Harvard. So, those types are out there.

[@markfoster1520]

Korn were his Krib sheet!

[@diamonddogie]

The KoЯn

[@wickkidda]

I nearly died imagining a surgeon doing surgery to “Flight of the Bumblebee.” 🤣

[@nunosilva6574]

Before that I was like "when did Samuel L. Jackson became a surgeon?"

[@lefteris426]

Imagine if the surgeon made a playlist of cannibal corpse....

[@MellonVegan]

I'm pretty sure I've heard of a surgeon doing that, somewhere.

[@nikmorgan372]

*doctor explaining Covid-19 to patient* PLAGUE LEADS TO DEATHHHHH

[@tyboone969]

Ive been there with the music my. Surgeon for my foot was like" hit the music" when he thought i passed out and icp came on and i started laughing the fell asleep

[@YoungSlim51]

Hahaha

[@larryisntmynamebutyoucanca9625]

That's amazing!

[@saturatedneowax]

that’s awesome

[@saige96]

What did he play?😂

[@kerenk]

@@saige96 icp, otherwise known as insane clown posse

[@joshuahand407]

I've worked in the operating room for a while. We all have these thoughts.

[@MitchellBahamas]

"power scatting" LMAOOO!!!

[@ince55ant]

this whole set was just an excuse to riff on korn and i am totally here for that. dude had to have been a fan so you can tell it doesnt come from a bad place

[@chowmane9584]

He literally says he was "kind of a kernel" himself

[@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast]

I'm just glad someone wasn't riffing on Limp Bizkit for once

[@ince55ant]

@@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast i think everyone just feels sorry for fred durst since he cant wear his favorite hat any more

[@Anvarynn]

@@ince55ant Is there... a story there?

[@shapen360]

This dude made me LMAO at work. “Bite the heart” 😂

[@Shane-bt4yd]

"Just rip it out.."

[@windshieldwasher6919]

never in my life did i imagine laughing at my love for Korn in 2019, god bless this man.

[@stylinsebastian7427]

I looked up *Korn Freak on a Leash* on KZbin and, I kid you not, the first image I see is *Da boom na Da noom na namena* like 15 times in a row

[@atrapdr6251]

I did the same thing😂

[@africaart]

Lyrics 🤣 It was ahead of its time.

[@user-ob1rh3cz7h]

You live under a rock? How you never hear freak on a leash

[@michaelmounce3402]

The very song that made trl make a retirement system.

[@synhellbound3181]

@@user-ob1rh3cz7h agreed

[@LamaMama26]

"Bite it. Bite it do it! Eeeeeat it!"

[@dikardvondoom3574]

“Sorry! My grandfather was in the Donner party.” Lmao

[@buddyroach]

6:06 when he throws the heart behind him, i like to imagine it went into the trashcan perfectly on cue.

[@veggito13]

'Coming Undone' is actually a very fitting song for surgery!

[@Locii97]

He said Korn and I immediately thought "how do you do surgery to the beginning of Twist?"

[@Zaedin710]

This comment hahahaha!

[@Jess-pr1xf]

😂💜💜💜💜

[@GrindinGears526]

TWISSST

[@coreythomas6024]

"power scatt'ing" among many solid lines of this show. jesus baby christ

[@pleasestaycalmG.]

"Spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

[@mischiefner]

I love how many great stand-up comics I know now thanks to this channel

[@shsnrod17]

"Oh shit! record! He's going into genius mode again" haha 😂😂😂

[@matchboxpageant]

he is really good at piecing together his act and staying on subject

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I just saw Korn for the first time a few weeks ago (been a fan for like 23 years or so). Awesome show! I was rather surprised that I was the most crazy looking person of all of the people that I saw at the show. I was surrounded by like families with kids... When Breaking Benjamin opened, a kid in the row in front of me, maybe 5 or 6 years old, was headbanging to the point of near brain damage.

[@el4242]

That sounds so cute! ☺

[@Scott-yb8ml]

I have epilepsy and that was a hilarious seizure joke

[@ninjastellar]

"Thank you for not grasping the concept of this defensive accessory" 😂 my stomach hurts from laughing so much, this guy is awesome

[@dankthegank1742]

He's like The Stand Up Jack Black.

[@maxcheese382]

“He’s going into genius mode” 😂

[@seanbell69]

Sean Patton is one of the most underrated comedians

[@igorblyat7839]

Good ol' KOЯN playlist

[@kristykreme9915]

Please I’m a crying at “he’s going into genius mode again”😂

[@Jess-pr1xf]

This guy spoke to me soul. LMAO "Girls can like Korn"... YES we can.

[@shaggystoner5235]

🤘

[@mayumicervantes7587]

As a passionate KoRn fan. I thought this was a very accurate and hilarious

[@iiGODLYWARRIOR]

Now I wanna get high and listen to Korn

[@NAJC2003]

Already on it.

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

@@NAJC2003 *_*s t a r t s i n s e r t i n g a n e n t i r e b o n g i n t o n o s e_*

[@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast]

This video didn't need to inspire me to do that but it did help

[@MrKal007]

da boom na da boom na namina

[@gozinta82]

Too late!

[@jojo-b55]

2:18 Totally true. Worked at a hospital for 2 years in the OR and there's music EVERYWHERE. Usually something casual and old-school, like country or old pop music

[@jorgeo6099]

“Why didnt they rotate him earlier” killed me lmfao

[@ashleyarmato6807]

*Bam Margera sure let himself go*

[@KingOfPlastics]

Thank you

[@LeNzxCalibur]

The sad thing is this dude looks better than Bam does right now

[@ashleyarmato6807]

@@LeNzxCalibur true that

[@synchronize6930]

Hahah dude. I can't unsee it anymore

[@urieljimenez8115]

Thats what i thought 😂😂

[@Marvin-ey4sq]

My sneezes sound like I'm coughing, so then people don't say "Bless You" because they don't think I'm sneezing, and it hurts my feelings.

[@zeev613]

I have faith that you'll work through the pain lol

[@Marvin-ey4sq]

@@zeev613 Makes me wanna eat their hearts

[@Zetamorphosis]

I bless people when they cough, I pretend to have heard a sneeze. Everytime

[@Marvin-ey4sq]

@@Zetamorphosis Do you wear a cape?

[@lilyrenee9636]

Marvin my sneezes are quiet so nobody says bless you toe either so I feel you💀

[@BlackAnniversaryDrum]

The Korn part was amazing! Crying rn

[@gallahant]

Is this guy Dustin's dad from Stranger Things?

[@fayate_6984]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@reee2058]

Sean: I would hope in that moment if it ever happened the he would just own it Me: please say "just bite into it"

[@brokenking5044]

WHERE IS HIS TEETH?!?!?!

[@reee2058]

@@brokenking5044 in the heart

[@Pattyobrien3]

Sad thing is, I knew exactly what song he was referencing at 9:36. Guess I'm one of the Kernelz.

[@doubleh333lix]

Same. My MOTHER is a Kernel.

[@Pattyobrien3]

Well, that makes me feel old. Along with everything else!

[@grabithard2534]

We all are, some just refuse to admit it.

[@Shayoni]

I still love the fuck out of korn. I felt so called out by this set lmao. I got sent to the principle one for having too many chains on my hot topic skirt hahah

[@copsarebastards]

It's their most popular song, you aren't special.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

Heart surgeon that is a Körn fan. Considering the estimation of how many surgeons might be high on the Psychopathic Personality Index, i am not surprised at all.

[@beesechurger2562]

Haven’t heard the word “pandora” in quite a while.

[@kodarpy]

Ikr, I was a die hard Pandora person for years but y’know. Spotify student deal got to me.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@kodarpy big mood

[@username-unavailable]

Holy shit I'm a vet tech and I played korn radio on pandora this morning I wanna PUKE this is perfect

[@gam701]

this guy adapts to the crowd so fast and so well. he it the nail with the korn scrap

[@teagangraybill8160]

Me: *watching this while high and slamming an energy drink* get on my level! (That level being death itself)

[@skylerclyne6542]

There’s something about a hippie speedball at 10:30 in the evening that says party time.

[@takeook]

not exagerating. this is my favorite 11-min comedy bit ever. would love to see more.

[@MontyCampbell]

Who else went to freak on a leash from here

[@MrCharlesanime]

lol those lyrics are real. i busted out laughing.

[@randolphz]

I sure did, and I can’t stop cry laughing!

[@ArghRawrWhoa]

Smh

[@buniesinfernal7979]

I actually went to liar

[@marhcNecro]

Try "Twist" next.

[@Supa-Fly]

Now I've been at this weed gateway for 30 years and I still have not been let through...

[@Dillpick-sn9tp]

Watching this before a Korn concert, he isn't wrong........

[@gozinta82]

They still make music?

[@thundercockjackson]

"WHY? SPARE HIM THE AGONY OF EVER HAVING A LOVER" whether Sean knows it or not he hits home hard sometimes

[@melkorbelegurth3191]

One of the best segments of a stand up set I've seen this year! The weed is only a gateway drug if you don't know how to close the gate bit was great, and the whole Korn referencing was awesome to hear! I'm a life long metalhead and Korn was one of my first favorites. So I suppose I'm a "kernel", lol.

[@user-gd3xq3qv6p]

I perked up when he mentioned KoRn lmao

[@eks9225]

I’m constantly laughing at this guys jokes. He is sooooo good

[@nrmdm]

Same thoughts at the dentist office. I COULD just clamp down on someone's finger. I choose not to... but I could.

[@veronicam2942]

I did and didn’t notice. She was like, “ you’re biting my finger.” 😬 😂 I get that nervous at the dentist.

[@Serevarno]

Did you know that it takes the same force to bite through a human finger that it does for you to bite through a carrot? Now you know.

[@dearkota]

If anyone wants a fun fact about KoRn's home town, we have a street called KoRn Row by our convention center

[@xfiringsquadx]

It's KoЯn, not KoRn. lol. Just giving you a hard time.

[@dearkota]

@@xfiringsquadx that's great, I can't make a backwards r so

[@e_N_n]

One time they played at the Corn Festival in a rural area in my state and they took my friends backstage and prayed with them. Might've been two different shows now that I think of it.

[@Chefian23]

Dakota Todd 08er?

[@astridgalactic9336]

Gotta love a town with a good sense of humor.

[@dreww8941]

I could tell he loved Korn when he said he went to their concert

[@brittanibrewer2876]

I've seen this several times and it makes me laugh out loud for real every time

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

I need a gateway from my bedroom to my kitchen.🚬

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

😂😂👍

[@owenburke4324]

Its called a door or a hallway

[@username-unavailable]

I nearly woke my spouse up laughing at the sneezing part Trying to fight off becoming a werewolf good lord

[@tyler1234321]

Those Korn jokes hit me hard.

[@antoinesmith3022]

Great job my friend, I watched this performance a number of times and it continues to bring me joy. Congratulations and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe and continue to prosper.

[@AJ-ut8cz]

Yes! More Sean Patton. With beard.

[@xgreydovex]

Iconoclast the more I watch him the more appreciate those little nubbin fangs.

[@jim1550]

Power scatting sounds both gross and hilarious.

[@pinkicingwitharsenic]

Maybe the next sub-genre of metal will centered around power scatting and thrashy blues riffs

[@kadencekeys8365]

This guy is hilarious!! So glad I found him 😂

[@dumatician]

"He's going into genius mode again"😂😂😂

[@Egoblivion]

Korn's "Da boom na na..." thing is pretty much just scatting.

[@thundercockjackson]

DA BOOM NA, NA NOOM NA NAMINA!

[@tavio617]

First time ever seeing this comic....definitely not the last

[@yahonathanroden2681]

Same here. Buddy just sent this to me and now I want to petition for the guy to get his own special

[@ryanthoms]

This has gotta be my favorite stand up bit, mostly just because the way he does freak on a leash lmao

[@sammndl9592]

It's like real Peter Griffin with a beard

[@TimeTourst]

This guy looks like a fat Commander Riker from Star Trek. He's awesome!!!

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

Yep exactly

[@dillondavis398]

You mean Jonathan Frakes circa the last three seasons of Next Gen? Wonderful reference!

[@nickajk1]

This guy is really good he's got some interesting material 👌👍😂 can't wait to see more from you keep it up

[@eduardowander4868]

The flight of the bumblebee joke was so undertated 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pushups4breakfast]

Korn is awesome! My oldest brother that passed away loved Korn! He had tattoos, posters, dvds and went to there concerts every time they were in town and after he passed away I got in touch with them with a guy that opens up for them (Suicide Silence) and they sent an autograph box with all there autographs, with autograph posters, cds, etc, there the best and made my family so happy and grateful, thankyou Suicide Silence and KORN!!! I know that made my brother Happy in the afterlife! RIP John Miss you, Love you

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

I’ve heard this so many times and I laugh every time

[@nathaliekohlman3252]

Love his take on surgery. he sneezes like he's expelling lazy demons, intelligent material, high energy! Korn band description\lyrics. hysterical

[@Puff_Puff_Packs]

this built up for me, the last part was just perfect! loved it!

[@cumlos3476]

I was watching this while falling asleep before bed last time, and woke up laughing to the korn part Boom na da noom na na nema Da boom na da noom na namena

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

I become really cautious when stoned, i start analysing 🤔😎 everything and searching for hidden dangers and even future dangers, then I start worrying about the welfare of the planet etc 😂. I also become really philosophical, I've never started or encouraged a fight when stoned, but in contrast when I'm drunk, I become a master of regrettable behaviour, very stupidly brave and very undiplomatic.

[@mattgonzalez4457]

The weed be lettin you know....evil lurks -- Smokey in the movie "Friday"

[@ntuthukomdlozini1609]

You are me, i am you, you are you, i am i

[@ronnieDshman18]

Didnt laught at all until After that “Flight of the Bumble Bee” joke, then i was HOOKED Edit: low key this guy 100% wants to be in Korn

[@TheLZempir3]

10/10 recommend this video. I laughed more than I could physically handle while watching Sean.

[@IceKoldKilla]

Aw man! Made me laugh with the Korn stuff! Hilarious!!! I'm a huge fan of their stuff, especially up until 2003. After that the guitarist Brian left and didn't return until 2012 I think. Something like that. They're still dope and o saw them twice live in recent years but it's not the same. Tool is my favorite in recent years anyways. Nothing compares to the level of writing and composition.

[@buckeyebeliever3397]

Literally can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard 😂 making fun of something comes across so much better when you’re actually a fan and not just throwing stones from the outside