Best Friends Play Policenauts Compilation

[@WTFisTingispingis]

"But Kojima-san, would it be easier to train astronauts to be police?" Hideo just shoots the guy.

[@razorburn645]

Michael Bay gives him a thumbs up.

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

astronauts; known cowards, could never be cops. nah, the truth is astronauts are gods among men and risking their lives chasing down junkies is not worth it.

[@CPUpwner]

It feels like Kojima realised that the idea of an organ transplant makes for great stories, so he just decided to write... all of them.

[@matanuifan801]

I love how, whenever Jonathan is being a weird creep with some girl, that the sidebar changes to Bible Black

[@Maioly]

OH MY GOD, I did not notice that

[@TheFuryHasCome]

Holy shit...

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I like how it slowly fades into Bible Black at 57:52. "Oh, this conversation just got messed up."

[@ShadowWolfRising]

My favorite part is every time Pat and/or Wooly come up with something really fucked up, the Game proceeds to SURPASS their predictions of how fucked up said thing will be. Pat: 'Jokingly' what kind of fucked up space fetish- 'On screen' Wooly: Your about to find out. 'Game proceeds to explain the Rebirthers.' Pat: WHAT!? I think only Kojima has the power to make that happen.

[@JeedyJay]

Well, he and David Cage.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Yeah, but that's for a different reason. Kojima is doing it intentionally (I Assume anyway.), David Cage isn't most of the time.

[@Hebblewater1]

We don't hate Rules Of Nature, we hate it when it blasts at full volume and shatters the collective eardrums of everyone in the house when we watch these compilations late at night.

[@Mrmightyturtle]

Hebblewater1 No we love that though

[@calska140]

You're just not refined enough to appreciate Rules of Nature at it's proper volume level (so goddamn loud you can't hear it anymore because your eardrums are gone, at which point the volume level isn't even your problem anymore)

[@Radoh1017]

I love how this game just hits something in Pat that makes him shout a whole bunch.

[@god47398]

43:46 i literally skipped to a random point

[@SamSphinx]

THE DRUG IS CALLED NARC

[@nateharants6730]

This is basically if Lethal Weapon 6 from its always sunny was a game

[@TheShockVox]

19:52 I don't want ANYONE telling me these two aren't the best combo. Fuck off, they're the best.

[@terminal_fuzz]

7:11 Probably my favorite outburst from Pat of all time.

[@CaptainDemo779]

terminal fuzz mine’s at 8:58 Such delicious ginger fury. Lol

[@adame6666]

CaptainDemo779 that was my favorite moment too lol

[@Jay-ln1co]

8:58

[@GuninGames]

NARC!

[@technoskull]

Sean Barker always there while the corpse is still warm

[@SeanBarkerNegaScott128]

Unlike those Frozener fucks.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Sean Barker AYYYYYY

[@lv.2073]

28:10 - 29:36 is probably my favorite Pat/Woolie moment ever

[@paizotic]

Agreed. The best part is that, as irrational as Pat sounds in this argument, I am 100% on his side here.

[@Aussie50InspiredDavidZ]

44:20-44:55

[@bobthespam]

man this is like watching a man's OCs in deviantart before they became popular characters in a movie

[@Kinzokugia]

Sonichu movie when?

[@WTFisTingispingis]

bobthespam Except totally in reverse because Lethal Weapon came first.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@WTFisTingispingis But played straight for Meryl.

[@aoberry8814]

16:30 He has a point. Almost everthying is designed to break so you have to buy more replacements.

[@theperuvianX]

if everything lasted forever, almost nothing would be bought. Unfortunately this leads to a lot of wasted resources.

[@CThyran]

@@theperuvianX If people improved upon their products instead of having them break more and more people would still buy it.

[@Copperhell144]

@@CThyran They would still buy it, but they would buy less often, meaning less money. Thus...

[@hayleyblanch5895]

capitalism is stifling in this manner. there's no real innovative designs going on here! if our products worked too good, we wouldn't buy new ones!

[@mrpostman6024]

What do you guys mean? Affordability = sacrifice in durability/quality

[@user-jh6qw9kq6g]

10:31 death stranding reference

[@tylergregoire1763]

13:12 They totally called it. They predicted 2020.

[@nervmeister]

*"RIDING A TRAIN IS ITS OWN RE-WARD!"* - Pat

[@masterofdoom5000]

58:20 music to my ears you big palooka.

[@ガスタトル]

God, I loved this LP.

[@izikmiddleton9996]

I know. I keep coming back to it.

[@LockjawGael]

34:26 That my friends, is the true sound of silence

[@sprmax87]

Followed by Pat asking "Is that true?"

[@lv.2073]

22:45 I JUST NOTICED THE BANNER CHANGE OH MY GOD YOU MAD LAD

[@insertnamehere8715]

*_H-HE'S FAST!_*

[@gwynethcloa6694]

H-HAYAI

[@Kinzokugia]

"Hey, it's not his speed, he's using Dave's kidney to warp."

[@Kinzokugia]

"JOHNATHAN INGRAM, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"

[@Zhall0430]

This...... this is good

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

What Tokugawa did is disgusting, yet at the same time I can’t help but admire how well oiled and efficient that fucking drug, rebither, black-market organ trade machine really was. Shits wild Also I apologize if you read that after coming here first to avoid watching multiple videos

[@mikesworld6064]

50:45 These are the moments that keep me alive XD 34:09 Why does it sound like Pat has to overcompensate towards a child of all things?

[@Antonicane]

19:23 Oh god, it's too real.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

50:07 Ed’s expression is exactly how I felt listening to Gates be like “are you sure he’s dead tho?”

[@CapcomSwagg]

Im so glad Orae no waifu caught Woolz attention

[@JJR221]

Fucking same.

[@TheFuryHasCome]

I know I'm incredibly late to this, but I still vouch that we should all call the Frozeners, Ice Picks as a racial slur.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

Wouldn't that just be an insult to their sexual prowess?

[@TheFuryHasCome]

If you want it to be. I personally think it's much more hurtful when you add words like shitty or fucking before ice pick.

[@Oppawesome88]

Ice Prick???

[@davidvillarrius6313]

How about popsicles or milk bags!?!

[@TheFuryHasCome]

Here’s the thing about popsicles and milk bags, you can’t really hurt someone with those. Not unless you get real creative. Ice picks though? I wouldn’t wave that shit around. So to be called something that’s sweet doesn’t really pierce you the same way as a tool used to stab ice.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

34:13 But Pat you too are small.

[@davidvillarrius6313]

6:12 NNOOOO, NO WAY!

[@GuninGames]

Hint hint Raiden

[@merten0083]

32:22 savage Woolie

[@GuninGames]

Howoops

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

33:02 - 33:27 Did Woolie and Pat predict Gemini Man?

[@god47398]

yeah but their concept is better than the movie, and point out that jaden could have played the younger clone and miss that will smith has another son, trey, that also could have played the younger clone.

[@Antonicane]

Wait, a Hideo Kojima game filled with sci-fi nonsense and weird creepy sex stuff? That's unpossible!

[@JakeBolt]

Pat is actually incorrect, Policenauts came out in 1994. MGS came out in 1998.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I love Japanese pronunciations of BCCH and of course PCP

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

a compilation of this LP wasn't really necessary. every moment of the LP is gold.

[@squidlump]

I hate it when you play rules of nature louder than a jet engine to the ear

[@phoenixsplash135]

22:28 10/10 Fan translation

[@Flackon]

24:01 Welcome to the True Man's World

[@corvuscabal9764]

Woolie “what about the ones where they constantly see the earth and it’s taunting them” Then goes on to play Infinite Warfare 2 years later which has that exact plot specifically but with space John Snow Hitler, aka Adolf Snow.

[@TheAntiYuu]

You come faster than I do!

[@janosaudron42us]

… MGS was released in 98.. this came before mgs.. in 94..

[@butlerknight8107]

10:31 like in death stranding 13:02 they did in yugioh

[@thegamer3240]

Did woolie predict gemini man? 33:20

[@butlerknight8107]

Yup

[@mikesworld6064]

Wow, that was almost TOO similar. Crazy Talk is spanning time itself! It's honestly starting to scare me XD

[@TheBasedNinja]

10:00 had me like no fuckin... then i was like AAAAAAAH

[@gomitax92]

i like the idea of woolie and pat as detectives

[@shino933]

Man that space colonist line gets me every time.

[@mitchelldrake6069]

Pat always makes an lp better when he does speed before recording.

[@Firelord375]

Ok after just finishing the LP, can anyone else really appreciate Woodie saying "you must bone my daughter" at 5:37 cuz I think that's pretty damn funny when you know the ending.

[@onandover1]

Man, now i understand all those comments saying how weird it is to share a name with a character

[@mrpostman6024]

46:40 Yes, yes we do.

[@nelsonsmg77]

14:20 O-Oberstein!?

[@devanmuse]

Oh man, I just noticed you switched the sidebars from the Policenauts LP to Matt's Bible Black LP during the creepy sex scenes. Night touch.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

1:04:00- why couldn't they just clone more organs? they can clone whole people just for sex purposes, so...

[@battlespark]

Wow that was fast

[@SeanBarkerNegaScott128]

Not by my standards. I had the PE2 comp up the same day the LP ended.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

Sean Barker ""I'm fucking good." -Billy"

[@GuninGames]

22:56 when pat yelled i lost it, i choked

[@ChenSaboriNyan]

damn didnt think ravioligate would be predicted by policenauts

[@222CBK222]

One of my favorite playthroughs.

[@lv.2073]

2017 was a golden year for LP’s huh?

[@mutepoet_]

46:41 No Rules of Nature? SadMegamind

[@MagikosEksMaikhina]

Wait... if they don't let Victor do autopsies on site... WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM!?

[@GuninGames]

32:13 that's his daughter, i love how Pat grits his teeth and Woolies whoops lol

[@conorhughes4179]

TIME TO GET THOSE DIDDYS!!

[@PDX_Mycoo]

This is actually a loose retelling of the opioid epidemic. Kojima just went back in time to make this game

[@Skullgrin.]

Wow, who knew space had so much sexual harassment in it?

[@calska140]

Woolie is being an oversensitive little toddlerman. My man Riggs,/Ed is just telling the truth. Giving the young lady constructive critique that she can use to be slightly less hideous in the future. He's actually providing a public service. Also; Tokugawa Pharmaceuticals should be saluted for trying to keep the party going.

[@SuperVidman101]

13:20 the seeds for going vtuber alrdy planted I see.

[@shino933]

All the rules. All the nature.

[@Kinzokugia]

I like rules of nature...

[@balrogdahomie]

26:44 what are they talking about? What is this a reference to?

[@SeanBarkerNegaScott128]

Jonathan and Ed are "inspired" by Mel Gibson and Danny Glover's characters in Lethal Weapon. In 2006, while he was pulled over for drunk driving, Mel Gibson called a female cop who pulled him over "sugar tits." Jonathan's line was most likely included by the translator in reference to this incident.

[@balrogdahomie]

Sean Barker thanks for the clarification!

[@AngryHomunculus]

@@SeanBarkerNegaScott128 was that the same incident in which he said all those antisemitic things?

[@sownheard]

thanks bro didnt know they did a lp of this game

[@final909]

Well Jonathan is cool but he nothing against City Hunter (Ryo Saeba)

[@Gungho73]

I feel like im more interested in this compilation, given what you've done with it, then the actual LP. Might check out some other stuff of yours later.

[@joshuadorantes7817]

48:15

[@dude10067]

She looks just like Paige!!!

[@Dracologist]

lethal gun *_in spaaaace_*

[@RavenCloak13]

I finally know the game Monster Girl Quest got its main theme from as mention in Aaox Monster Girl Quest review... And man... why does a guy like Pat get a girl like Paige?

[@Samm815]

Its cause they're too similar.

[@charlesgray6385]

RUBY DA CHERRY All I need is money and I, too, can get a mentally unstable skeleton slammin’ personification of a raw mustard squirt.

[@myonlyfriendtheend4958]

woolie into traps confirmed

[@FightCain]

THIS IS HYPE

[@agrohateswater8843]

It isn't that we hate it when you play rules of nature, it's that your audio mixing is shit when you decide to do so. FYI making shit loud doesn't make it funny or cool...like, at all. Like that boneless pizza bit in one of the comp videos, actual dog shit. Also, im back. Nice to see you.

[@GuninGames]

10:05 a double hype moment

[@GuninGames]

8:55 the angriest Pat

[@GuninGames]

1:16:12 i cant say it but its such a badass line from Woolie

[@GuninGames]

29:35 Pat called it

[@SuperVidman101]

13:20 the seeds for going vtuber alrdy planted I see.