Sebastian Maniscalco - Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

4 жыл бұрын

There was no naps growing up in my house...
About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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@chodemckenzie4179
@chodemckenzie4179 4 жыл бұрын
The no naps thing is hilarious. My parents are both from Rome, I was born in Boston. Once I could walk on my own, naps were done. My dad still says it to this day in Italian : "If the sun is up, you're not sleeping. Go outside and do something."
@kathyvictoria6059
@kathyvictoria6059 4 жыл бұрын
Chode Mckenzie 😂 my parents were the same way. No such thing as staying inside playing video games/watching tv all day.
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 4 жыл бұрын
heck yah papa! i swear thats me with my kids!
@arsonfly
@arsonfly 4 жыл бұрын
never had a nap that I can remember. once I was old enough to walk there were no naps.
@Nina-hk7ub
@Nina-hk7ub 4 жыл бұрын
My mom took a daily nap & we joined her...
@v.b6028
@v.b6028 4 жыл бұрын
My parents are Lebanese & it was the same thing as a kid. No naps or lounging on the couch once the sun is up.
@amazecat6213
@amazecat6213 3 жыл бұрын
Of course he didn’t take naps he’s been drinking coffee since 3rd grade!😂
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
@josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 жыл бұрын
"Dad, I want to take a nap." "Tell your mom to give you an espresso and then go start a business."
@paulespinosa5195
@paulespinosa5195 2 жыл бұрын
@@josejoaquinbenitez6485 8years old, ,perfect age to pop their balloon of life's illusions sebastian your so real 🙃🙃🙃
@CDiddy-go6cg
@CDiddy-go6cg 2 жыл бұрын
The cut away to the old man laughing is his actual dad. Even funnier they did this.
@imdjc4
@imdjc4 3 жыл бұрын
Opening words: "The world doesn't match my upbringing" BOOM! Just eliminated years of potential depression and self-deprevation with that brilliant observation.
@reynemanzano
@reynemanzano 4 жыл бұрын
“Two houses down, *they* got a dog” 😂
@natmcnoneofyabiz5660
@natmcnoneofyabiz5660 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "ma, they don't serve coffee in the lunchroom..i'm in 3rd grade!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@Brucesalarski
@Brucesalarski 4 жыл бұрын
The way he said it too... **cawfee** lol
@vapsa56
@vapsa56 4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking Cafe con leche and dunking Maria Cookies with my grandmother when I was 3 and 4 years old. Lord I miss that woman. You didn't mess with abuela, but her love for you was palpable.
@LJ-lp3kb
@LJ-lp3kb 4 жыл бұрын
Kl)lll)Lo 13 22 Q . The first one 1st. 22 Mb da+
@LJ-lp3kb
@LJ-lp3kb 4 жыл бұрын
I love you you are amazing
@chrisharris7480
@chrisharris7480 4 жыл бұрын
"you got to dip it in the cawfee" 😂
@patriciabusch4599
@patriciabusch4599 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: "Hey! Go start a bizniss" Sebastian: "Now?" Me: Dead!!😂😂😂😂
@jackiemarieadams7764
@jackiemarieadams7764 3 жыл бұрын
While he was watching cartoons 😂😂😂😂
@TyBeTroLLing
@TyBeTroLLing 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackiemarieadams7764 i just cant
@whitebroccoli694
@whitebroccoli694 2 жыл бұрын
Kids today would straight up say no but he asked when. True warrior.
@romanmcghee600
@romanmcghee600 3 жыл бұрын
Ok how could no one like this guy's humor? I die laughing every time I hear him and I'm a black man enjoying hearing about his Italian/Sicilian background. Keep them coming Sabastian
@IMLDALE
@IMLDALE 2 жыл бұрын
He’s funny af
@bandawhat33
@bandawhat33 2 жыл бұрын
who gives a shit if your black?
@romanmcghee600
@romanmcghee600 2 жыл бұрын
@@bandawhat33 obviously you do because you replied back 🙄. Go "F" yourself.
@bandawhat33
@bandawhat33 2 жыл бұрын
@@romanmcghee600 I replied because it's stupid that you mention your race. Who fuckin cares what race you are? Race has no relevance here. you're black yay! very good little boy. Do you want a cookie?
@romanmcghee600
@romanmcghee600 2 жыл бұрын
@@bandawhat33 I mentioned it because he's Italian and I'm black and I don't know their customs like I know mine. You seem to have a problem with my recognition of this. I don't know why. So you're saying that you know everything about a different culture out there? If you don't know would ask for help and if asked what's your background would you offer or not? Nevertheless, I'll talk some Grandma peanutbutter cookies, they're outstanding. Bye bye ma'am.
@Hoseidon
@Hoseidon 4 жыл бұрын
“You come back here, and cut my lawn” 😂🤣
@FireballSpitterProductions
@FireballSpitterProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Best part.
@EzeICE
@EzeICE 4 жыл бұрын
That was my father. So accurate
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
DJ_Pineapples yah lol
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 жыл бұрын
Me:"wait, what!? 🤔🤣 AWW!! 😕
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын
after he had to walk to the neighbor's house & pet their dog 😂😂😂
@neilyaremchuk6798
@neilyaremchuk6798 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. We had a family from Italy transfer to our school when I was in junior high. The kid’s mom packed him octopus salad, prosciutto, biscotti and coffee for his lunch.
@romans8024
@romans8024 4 жыл бұрын
it became somewhat darker with your comment, lmao
@onetuliptree
@onetuliptree 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I was too dumb back then to trade my peanut butter sandwich for that feast.
@neilyaremchuk6798
@neilyaremchuk6798 4 жыл бұрын
AntBee that kid was eating bologna sandwiches with chips and chocolate milk by the end of week one.
@mickeyrosa7226
@mickeyrosa7226 4 жыл бұрын
@@neilyaremchuk6798 Oh god, what a terrible lunch. I'm glad when my daughter was younger, I gave her healthy lunches because the school lunch was horrible. Sorry about the bologna sandwiches you had to endure. I remember those days in school for myself. Yuck.
@neilyaremchuk6798
@neilyaremchuk6798 4 жыл бұрын
Mickey Rosa the early 80’s were carefree.
@sheteg1
@sheteg1 2 жыл бұрын
So funny. Italians never owned a dog growing up. They lived in their basements. Never went out for dinner. Wore dress shoes to school. I loved them all.
@AM-xe4iq
@AM-xe4iq 2 жыл бұрын
I love his Dad. He’s frequently at his shows.
@sycho67ak
@sycho67ak 4 жыл бұрын
The shot of Sebastian's father laughing hysterically at 0:20 at his son making of him was so awesome 😆
@alexakl6445
@alexakl6445 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and you can see the resemblance. Even though that shot is quick, I've seen more of him in other shots of the two of them and he definitely looks like his dad.
@dingusbro925
@dingusbro925 4 жыл бұрын
How do you know thats his father?
@sycho67ak
@sycho67ak 4 жыл бұрын
@@dingusbro925 google Sebastian Maniscalco father... and next to him is his mom. And 2 seats away is Sebastian's wife.
@alexakl6445
@alexakl6445 4 жыл бұрын
@@dingusbro925 I saw Sebastian on a Night Line episode (on You Tube) and it shows him and his dad laughing together around 4:56. This is definitely the same man. : )
@ironsnowflake1076
@ironsnowflake1076 4 жыл бұрын
Bless you for the heads-up, had no idea....how sweet 💓
@finderskeepersco.8525
@finderskeepersco.8525 11 ай бұрын
Love this guy~ Not enough true comedians left anymore!
@smr6613
@smr6613 3 жыл бұрын
My family is Cuban and his life sounds exactly like mine. I was born and raised in Brooklyn. On my first day of kindergarten my mom made me breakfast of cafe con leche (espresso with hot milk) with toast. I was 5! Totally normal in my house!
@anncarroll7354
@anncarroll7354 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Steven He....he too has some funny growing up stories!
@nartarlyiatremaynne1239
@nartarlyiatremaynne1239 3 жыл бұрын
Your reply was fabulous. It made me laugh. Australia.
@robb8234
@robb8234 3 жыл бұрын
holy moly LOL..
@user-xm6ro1ep5d
@user-xm6ro1ep5d 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dopeoverload7718
@dopeoverload7718 2 жыл бұрын
Cuba is the Italy of the Carribean
@eggnblood
@eggnblood 4 жыл бұрын
"He's sicilian, she's italian" As an italian I laughed so so hard
@Kristina_617
@Kristina_617 4 жыл бұрын
Only ppl 1/2 Sicilian - 1/2 Italian understand how half and half of the SAME ethnicity makes sense! 😂
@MaRyaYTOfficial
@MaRyaYTOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Kristina * I’m confused, how is it the same?
@Kristina_617
@Kristina_617 4 жыл бұрын
@@MaRyaYTOfficial Bc Sicily is part of Italy, it's an island off of the mainland, so sicilian ppl are Italians, and mainland Italian ppl are Italian, ofc. So they're not 2 different ethnicities.
@pinheadlarry1977
@pinheadlarry1977 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kristina_617 the languages are kinda different tho
@Kristina_617
@Kristina_617 4 жыл бұрын
@@pinheadlarry1977 That's not what I was asked, but yes, the dialects are different, same as northern Italy vs. southern - different dialects.
@70Slinger
@70Slinger 4 жыл бұрын
"The world today doesn't match my up bringing" Good lord can I identify with that. 👍
@AgentFlea
@AgentFlea 4 жыл бұрын
So will everyone as they get older. People been saying the same shit since the start of civilization
@landonharris3875
@landonharris3875 4 жыл бұрын
@Denis Zelen what does that mean
@landonharris3875
@landonharris3875 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgentFlea you're exactly right
@User-sc3iq
@User-sc3iq 4 жыл бұрын
@Denis Zelen dumbass
@reginastoltz5974
@reginastoltz5974 4 жыл бұрын
I understand exactly what he's saying. And my parents were not immigrants. Ifeel like a fish out of water.
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
@josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 жыл бұрын
Man, eating Italian food for lunch everyday and coffee and biscotti for dessert sounds like Heaven to me.
@maureengriffin7448
@maureengriffin7448 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta love the Italians. This guy reminds me of all the great Italian people I grew up with and still have as friends❤️
@StefaniaOlla
@StefaniaOlla 3 жыл бұрын
We try our best. Generally.😂🇮🇹
@maureenpetitto4723
@maureenpetitto4723 3 жыл бұрын
Love your name!
@josephbroccolo6582
@josephbroccolo6582 2 жыл бұрын
One of a kind people, you want some honesty in your life. Find some Italian friends.
@SherryEllesson
@SherryEllesson 4 жыл бұрын
"Go take a nap" was a punishment! We couldn't go outside and play?!
@despicabledeplorablemgtow3837
@despicabledeplorablemgtow3837 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Nowadays the nap is the reward and "go play outside" is the punishment. We live in strange times.
@foosinaround8648
@foosinaround8648 4 жыл бұрын
Never wanted a nap...but now....? I need that nap!!! 😁
@positivitywins9213
@positivitywins9213 4 жыл бұрын
TRUTH! 70’S kid here.
@teresahowick5197
@teresahowick5197 4 жыл бұрын
timboslice I super regret all the naps I refused as a kid.
@atithi8
@atithi8 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this very well
@elijahlondon3080
@elijahlondon3080 4 жыл бұрын
His lunch being heated up in the teachers lounge and he had to fill out a special form had my rolling😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
@bevkingzett3394
@bevkingzett3394 3 жыл бұрын
I am 200 percent Italian and I can relate. I love his humor
@marika7848
@marika7848 Ай бұрын
His parents gave him real food. The school was alarmed.😂
@nathanm.8823
@nathanm.8823 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this clip several times and it still makes me laugh. He doesn't even need to say anything funny; his mannerisms slay me.
@lydavigorito3836
@lydavigorito3836 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! His body language 🤣😂
@estebancollazo3033
@estebancollazo3033 3 жыл бұрын
This is also my childhood. There was no sleeping in either. Once my dad was up, we all had to get up.
@galescott8433
@galescott8433 2 жыл бұрын
yes! once dad got up we got up
@none3160
@none3160 2 жыл бұрын
My mom napped a couple hours throughout the day so we did get to nap
@venomtang
@venomtang 2 жыл бұрын
Did you go start a business lol
@jmoney9790
@jmoney9790 2 жыл бұрын
Lol does your dad not work?
@none3160
@none3160 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmoney9790 was this a question for me?
@Evaaadarling
@Evaaadarling 4 жыл бұрын
I was raised by my Sicilian grandmother and she is everything his father is😂😂 they don't play man
@marymorby7240
@marymorby7240 4 жыл бұрын
German parents all the way
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 4 жыл бұрын
Did you start a business yet?
@Evaaadarling
@Evaaadarling 4 жыл бұрын
@@AJ-xm4xc had a business since I was 10. That's a late age to start too 😔😂😂
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 4 жыл бұрын
Lana Benvenuti Oh snap.
@acemoney5691
@acemoney5691 4 жыл бұрын
Squid Ink you made your point buddy holy fuck
@waterbender9939
@waterbender9939 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian's dad: Hey! Go start a business! Sebastian: Now?!
@STW-News-Headlines
@STW-News-Headlines 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 4 жыл бұрын
Aidar Iraliyev yeah we heard it...
@louismerrill3071
@louismerrill3071 4 жыл бұрын
quality comment
@CaptainSpalding72
@CaptainSpalding72 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583
@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinName I was literally going to reply your exact comment word for word. Weird
@frozengamer3030
@frozengamer3030 3 жыл бұрын
His body language is top notch.
@kmstins
@kmstins 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you makin' any scratch?" LOL! I sure haven't heard that term in a long time. 😄😆🤣
@dean3438
@dean3438 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂it’s cause you old as fuck karlene
@highgrade42o
@highgrade42o 3 жыл бұрын
Dean 343 damn why you have to do Karlene like that xD
@kmstins
@kmstins 3 жыл бұрын
@@highgrade42o Awww. It's ok. I know that jagoff is just jealous. A great tune to listen to is "Step" by Vampire Weekend. Thanks for coming to my defense even though it's not necessary. I'm a tough "old broad". 😉🥰🌞💪
@kmstins
@kmstins 3 жыл бұрын
@@dean3438 I just couldn't resist replying. I'm not wanting to give you the attention from me that you're seeking. I just would like to give you a "heads up" about your sentence structure. You obviously are very uneducated and it may behoove you to learn English before you post any comments. Just sayin'. 😉
@dean3438
@dean3438 3 жыл бұрын
Karlene Stinson karlene I’m joking darling but if you weren’t old you’d probably know that.
@j0hnj8mes
@j0hnj8mes 3 жыл бұрын
I’m Filipino and this got me crackin up 😂 I can relate to the school lunches. Also my American born friends thought our house chores were slave work.
@animaljustice7774
@animaljustice7774 2 жыл бұрын
Growing up in an Italian family and on the east coast like Sebastian did I can relate to his upbringing! 🤣
@JAS_392SRT
@JAS_392SRT 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians hands down
@FACafe-pt9bd
@FACafe-pt9bd 4 жыл бұрын
Jas B If you have the chance see him live. I swear I laughed from the moment he entered to the time he ended. Not one person left upset.
@mihalisg6940
@mihalisg6940 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, him and Jeselnik
@FACafe-pt9bd
@FACafe-pt9bd 4 жыл бұрын
Mihalis G I just looked him up. Laughing within 15 seconds.
@russelllamonaco2283
@russelllamonaco2283 4 жыл бұрын
Sabastian and gafagan
@MrKastaway66
@MrKastaway66 4 жыл бұрын
Hands up, down, sideways, or any other way!
@muhuradedan
@muhuradedan 4 жыл бұрын
This is the comedian for the coming decade
@MHurtado09
@MHurtado09 4 жыл бұрын
Based?
@0117ization
@0117ization 4 жыл бұрын
No but i wish he was. Hes not as funny as he used to be. Bill burr and Louis ck still on top
@muhuradedan
@muhuradedan 4 жыл бұрын
@@0117ization kindly drop the link to 3 of your top sold out stand up acts. We like to support talent.
@MaRyaYTOfficial
@MaRyaYTOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t make me laugh personally. There wasn’t a real punchline for me or whatever
@0patience4flz
@0patience4flz 4 жыл бұрын
I wish...we americans are too soft to relate to this guy..
@ironman2326
@ironman2326 3 жыл бұрын
The coffee line gets me every time "COFFEE!! They don't serve coffee in the lunch room....I'm in 3rd grade." "Well then I'll pack you some COFFEE"
@MD-pz3cn
@MD-pz3cn 11 ай бұрын
Same. Watching this now made me realize I'd taken my parents and their sacrifices for granted for way too long. They're the best.
@nebur59
@nebur59 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve only been to a comedy club twice in my life and Sebastian was one of the comedians I went to see a few years ago at the “Improv” in Brea, CA. We bought his CD and waited in line after the show to take a picture with him. He was very gracious and is deserving of all his success.
@-blythe2986
@-blythe2986 4 жыл бұрын
"if the veal picatta spoils" and Stella Doro has me dying. Viva Italia 😂💚
@mr.f1rewall2.07
@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 жыл бұрын
Love, from Cork Ireland 🇮🇪
@designchik
@designchik 4 жыл бұрын
“You, go start a business!” 🤣🤣🤣
@Michael.Virtus
@Michael.Virtus 3 жыл бұрын
0:17 - In case someone doesn't know - this is his actual father in the audience laughing.
@taras1408
@taras1408 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that
@dmoney141414
@dmoney141414 3 жыл бұрын
No its not
@christopherr6363
@christopherr6363 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it is!!!! Good eye!!
@remainfocused8570
@remainfocused8570 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why that older gentleman got some camera time 🤔👍🏼
@taras1408
@taras1408 3 жыл бұрын
@@dmoney141414 it is, I seen his dad
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious to see Sebastian's father cracking up like that at 0:22 - LOL! I love the "Okay, Dad. Relax!" part. :)
@golddie8
@golddie8 4 жыл бұрын
Mom they dont serve coffee in the lunch room, I'm in the 3rd grade. Well I'll pack you some coffee then. 🤣
@bojuification
@bojuification 4 жыл бұрын
Always loving this guy. When all this covid shit is over i am gonna go see him live.
@blackwolf9524
@blackwolf9524 4 жыл бұрын
Go hes AMAZING! Saw him in Canada. 👍
@bojuification
@bojuification 4 жыл бұрын
Black Wolf. I will get front row seats. His expressions are so good.
@microwavablemovies2671
@microwavablemovies2671 4 жыл бұрын
I had tickets to see him at the end of March ☹. Hopefully it still happens
@blakeb9964
@blakeb9964 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@LilithGrey...FromHell
@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing him live would be a dream come true 😁
@ElYu-gn2dh
@ElYu-gn2dh 3 жыл бұрын
I think this goes for most of the immigrant families. Since I was 8 years old, they thaught me how to cook my own egg, do the laundry, the dishes, wapping the floor etc. Now 25, student and paying my own bills en expences and still blessed for the work ethic I got from my parents
@ubb.9363
@ubb.9363 Жыл бұрын
Immigrant Italians are the HARDEST working people ever.
@M.Sforza
@M.Sforza Ай бұрын
My Italians parents were born here, and my Dad worked his ass off all his life.
@MrMfloor
@MrMfloor 4 сағат бұрын
Greeks too
@anniebananie3970
@anniebananie3970 4 жыл бұрын
Go start a business!! Typical Italian dad!! Love it!!
@michael_caz_nyc
@michael_caz_nyc 4 жыл бұрын
He is just so-Real, extremely accurate, and Funny as hell. Sebastian Maniscalco providing the Laughs to keep me going during NYC Lockdown. Watching lots of Maniscalco. Stay Safe everyone.
@victoriadathan2675
@victoriadathan2675 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@mickeyrosa7226
@mickeyrosa7226 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Michael. I'm in NYC too. Stay safe.
@jasonnykaza8176
@jasonnykaza8176 3 жыл бұрын
And to think we’ve been locked down on bullshit. Cuomo going to prison for what he did with the nursing homes. Disgrace
@justinfilipovic8939
@justinfilipovic8939 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want to know why it was that so many people in places like NYC actually got sick? It wasn't because of a bacterial boogeyman and no I'm not talking about 5G there's a much better non-biological explanation
@Coronaboii88
@Coronaboii88 3 жыл бұрын
Yo it's been a while since I laughed this hard. KZbin has some weird algorithms lol.
@Trancegirl1966
@Trancegirl1966 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not Italian but Sebastian is describing my childhood! My parents set us to work staring from age six. It was called chores and you didn't get paid at all. I'm 54 years old now and those memories bring a smile to my face. My parents are still alive and I thank them for teaching me great work ethics.. Thank you Sebastian for your stand up. It evokes memories for us all, especially those who come from ethnic backgrounds...
@blackswiftie2860
@blackswiftie2860 4 жыл бұрын
*"The World Doesn't MATCH My Upbringing"* Hahaha I ♡ It!
@IrishAlways8
@IrishAlways8 4 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to see him at a very small venue, The Gotham Comedy Club, in NYC. I laughed so hard for the two hours he performed, my face actually hurt. Afterwards, he took pics outside with the audience. Awesome memory.
@mr.f1rewall2.07
@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 жыл бұрын
I originate in Cork Ireland! You?
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 3 жыл бұрын
The Gotham CC is not a small club 🤡
@Solidude
@Solidude 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 I love how he immediately grabbed a shovel to build an establishment right there 😆
@ralphcava6660
@ralphcava6660 4 жыл бұрын
There’s nobody funnier than this guy.
@mommamia5251
@mommamia5251 4 жыл бұрын
School Lunches, I can relate. The other kids were eating PB&J or bologna. My lunch was pasta in a thermos, salami & provolone sandwiches or pasta e fagioli. I needed a breath mint after lunch!
@kimber_sez_so
@kimber_sez_so 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Those salami sandwiches...and an S cookie. Lmao!
@caesarfiorini
@caesarfiorini 4 жыл бұрын
Potatoes and eggs or peppers and eggs on semolina....my brown lunch bag would have a spot at the bottom from the olive oil....LOL
@Anca820
@Anca820 4 жыл бұрын
@@caesarfiorini OMG!! Someone else knows potatoes and eggs??
@Anca820
@Anca820 4 жыл бұрын
@@caesarfiorini Kids had no clue what I was eating. Sometimes peppers and eggs but I loved my potatoes and eggs on a huge piece of Italian bread. Great memories!
@tamiekaaugusta4058
@tamiekaaugusta4058 4 жыл бұрын
This comment just took me out! 😂😂😂
@shreddingface
@shreddingface 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in immigrant house. His stories bring me back 🤣 spot on
@ImNotaRussianBot
@ImNotaRussianBot 3 жыл бұрын
My Russian grandma would pack me sweet tea with aladiy, a fried cheese curds thing with jam on top. I got picked on...😔
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 жыл бұрын
I think it sounds good but I know how kids can be.
@dansmith935
@dansmith935 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck those guys you should b proud
@peaceandlove544
@peaceandlove544 3 жыл бұрын
they had junk for lunch, you had home made gourmet food full of love
@blackswamp4159
@blackswamp4159 3 жыл бұрын
Comrade, if my babushka saw this, she would sympathize with you by making cheburek and kompot, and packing it in your lunch
@WoodlandApothecary
@WoodlandApothecary 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! The Italian, Sicilian thing was the same at my house. My Dad was Sicilian and my Mother was Italian. My Dad always said the same thing. Your Sicilian!!! LOL!
@lavenderfields5188
@lavenderfields5188 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll pack you some coffee then!” S 🍪 & ☕️
@fredjasper7378
@fredjasper7378 4 жыл бұрын
My Italian mom would bang pots and pans early in the morning while everyone sleeping, that was a sign to get to work
@aprilfontana6045
@aprilfontana6045 4 жыл бұрын
Omg same here!
@bananaborz1
@bananaborz1 4 жыл бұрын
Same for me, or she would find another way to create noise like vacuum my bedroom or wash dishes loudly with the radio turned to the maximum volume
@fredjasper7378
@fredjasper7378 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one with this experience. It was almost like she was pissed off that she was doing something productive and others were sleeping at 6am
@CharBar07
@CharBar07 4 жыл бұрын
Not Italian. Asian. Mine is heavy cabinet door shutting for coffee cups. Idk how one door gets shut numerous times from different areas.
@fredjasper7378
@fredjasper7378 4 жыл бұрын
See humanity is connected, by passive aggressive bullshit
@danielmahoney6023
@danielmahoney6023 3 жыл бұрын
I missed so many bus stops listening to this guy’s Netflix specials
@graycatfan
@graycatfan 2 жыл бұрын
His jokes are not only funny. They are educational. :)))
@eurosensazion
@eurosensazion 4 жыл бұрын
That's my dad exactly. Always, why ain't you working. Cause paps it's Sunday. Then he's like, your lazy. Dad I got a scholarship and into a prestigious business program, top university. Dad: So what anyone can do it, go to work.
@gracier.369
@gracier.369 4 жыл бұрын
The Stella d’oro S cookies staples in my Italian upbringing! Nearly died laughing when I heard that!
@schuncke
@schuncke 4 жыл бұрын
Gracie R. Millenials have no clue about Stella doro
@jcbulldog533
@jcbulldog533 4 жыл бұрын
My Mom was Mexican & she always had those along with cake,or a coffee cake for Company..I remember as a kid those Stella Doro's were hard as a rock, obviously made to dip in coffee (Which I hated) & still do to this day & I'm in my late 50's. Love Sebastian he's amazing in Concert..Seen him last May
@brownin329
@brownin329 4 жыл бұрын
Mine too, and I'm not even Italian!
@julenepegher6999
@julenepegher6999 4 жыл бұрын
Same, if my grandpap didn’t have real biscotti he always had the Stella d’oro!
@johnkolinoff8591
@johnkolinoff8591 4 жыл бұрын
He kills me!" I'm half Italian on my mom's side, and he's spot-on..
@senseirat15
@senseirat15 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. No naps in our household growing up with Romanian immigrants as parents...lol everything he says is so on point with southern European and eastern European families 😄
@obamas007goat
@obamas007goat 4 жыл бұрын
Him discribing his Italien lunch just made my day 😂😂
@ReeRee2016
@ReeRee2016 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 46 yrs old and raised by grandparents and there was NO NAPS.
@Jondsmusic
@Jondsmusic 4 жыл бұрын
ReeRee2016 don’t know what age has to do with anything but yes same here.
@mr.f1rewall2.07
@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 жыл бұрын
I’m Irish but can relate to this a LOT, cuz I was adopted at birth into an Italian family, with my dad being a first gen American! Sláinte 🍻 Sebastian Maniscalco, Sláinte! 🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪
@carlasnoplacehome3292
@carlasnoplacehome3292 3 жыл бұрын
omg I so relate to this.....S cookies!!!! Staple in our home!!
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 жыл бұрын
This is the place to go when you need a good laugh😂 Funniest comedian ever!
@r5an
@r5an 4 жыл бұрын
Right. Thumbs up even before it starts.
@r5an
@r5an 4 жыл бұрын
Also a very kind person it would appear
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 жыл бұрын
@@r5an I've seen this before😊
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 4 жыл бұрын
I love his style of comedy! It's so real, and refreshing.
@Jasmyne444
@Jasmyne444 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!
@lemmdus2119
@lemmdus2119 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣What is it with Italian fathers and the damn grass cutting. That was me while I grew up with a Calabrese father..".....and then cut the grass" "When are you cutting the grass?"
@lucyinthesky4682
@lucyinthesky4682 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up with a Calabrese immigrant father. I feel your pain.
@dawnlittle2501
@dawnlittle2501 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew the different regions of Italy and traits that supposedly go with each.
@rong805
@rong805 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican dads do that shit too! Mine made me go out and pick weeds from the lawn. EVERY INDIVIDUAL WEED!! 😵😵😵There were so damn many I had to section the lawn off!! To this day, 30 yrs later, I HATE yard work, lol.
@showdown2006
@showdown2006 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up with a Greek father, cut the grass once a week. I moved out and live in my own house now, still cut my grass once a week. It gets baked into you.
@lemmdus2119
@lemmdus2119 4 жыл бұрын
@@showdown2006 Yes it does. I still get PTSD when the grass gets too long and Im 48 and my fathers been gone for 15 years.🤣
@debrasentman8323
@debrasentman8323 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely spot on! My mother was Sicilian, and we were never allowed to nap. Quite a surprise when I married my non-Italian husband, who was is a big napper. I have spent 38 years listening to him snore! Next husband will be Italian. 🤣
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is freakin hilarious! His performance has improved tremendously in the past 2 or 3 years. Based on this show, he's gotta be in the top 5 or so comedians working today. So animated!🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like his dad was all about Business. Cool.
@caronmorgan4100
@caronmorgan4100 4 жыл бұрын
Too funny!! Love him and I completely relate as a Jamaican immigrant.
@Toniegoodaz12
@Toniegoodaz12 4 жыл бұрын
Caron Morgan amen to that...no dog inna di house and we can’t be lazy at all 😂
@emmanuellejp
@emmanuellejp 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, I'm Haitian and it was the same.😂
@kaila62kaila
@kaila62kaila 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Immigrant families don't play!
@darkstar1650
@darkstar1650 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I just bought the Stella Dora "S" cookies for my mother at the Supermarket today...
@Anca820
@Anca820 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky!! I can't them at the one store I was able to find them at anymore.
@williamcostigan91
@williamcostigan91 4 жыл бұрын
God I sell those things, and they either fly of the shelves or they stay there until I have to stale them out. This is a convenient way to scale how many old Italians shop at my stores.
@darkstar1650
@darkstar1650 4 жыл бұрын
@@williamcostigan91 I like the Ones with the swiss fudge in the middle
@williamcostigan91
@williamcostigan91 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkstar1650 Dude no one ever, ever, ever has bought those things in the five years I've sold them. There are 16 packages in a case and I always end up taking all of them out as stale.
@maddawg4599
@maddawg4599 4 жыл бұрын
And here I thought he said “you want some ass cookies” 😂
@johnbarsalow3992
@johnbarsalow3992 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comedians, this man never fails to bring the laughs! 😂😁😂
@steveloguercio4594
@steveloguercio4594 3 жыл бұрын
I think he is the best out there today. I listen to him constantly, never get tired of it.
@CaptAmeric
@CaptAmeric 4 жыл бұрын
My daily dose of normalcy. Thank you, Sebastian!!!
@theWZZA
@theWZZA 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in LI, NY in the 80's. This brings back my childhood.
@annandrada118
@annandrada118 4 жыл бұрын
Same....100% accurate...
@1968jimmymack
@1968jimmymack 3 жыл бұрын
me too!
@mic1240
@mic1240 2 жыл бұрын
And his distinct Chicago voice brings smile to me, and parents didn’t play around with kids
@jamescaliendo1030
@jamescaliendo1030 2 жыл бұрын
Lolol same here...carle place, the whole town was almost Italian/ sicilian. Everything Sebastian talks about brings back so many memories, from the masking tape for figs, to the Italian horn on your rear view mirror lol
@scottcollins5060
@scottcollins5060 6 ай бұрын
He is nuts!!!!😅 I can't get enough of his act!!! He is an Artist. Gives laughter where there is sadness. Lift spirits when their are none. A personal connection without being able to afford a meal and makes a life worth living once again even if it means just for one more day with a smile on your face and in your soul.
@farrkg9
@farrkg9 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest guys doing it.
@nadiaflores6394
@nadiaflores6394 4 жыл бұрын
I am British and live in Taormina Sicily, I found Sebastian about 8 months ago and was gutted when I realised he was in Taormina at one of the hotels I take care of and I missed him. I am not the type to fan out but him I would have hugged hard, he would probably have to call security, he makes me howl and trust me most of the Sicilians I know are this funny, its in their DNA... come back the wines on me when you get here x x
@rareavisfugit
@rareavisfugit 4 жыл бұрын
Nadia Flores Sebbie does NOT like hugs.
@nadiaflores6394
@nadiaflores6394 4 жыл бұрын
@@rareavisfugit well he will be getting the life hugged out of him if I ever bump into him, he deserves a huge hug for the amount of time he has made me laugh x
@Anca820
@Anca820 4 жыл бұрын
@c r We are! There is no one who can't crack me up in my family.
@maryyozzo6739
@maryyozzo6739 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy and everything about him is too funny I am half Italian half polish he makes me laugh every time I hear him and he is so dreamy to look at
@samufaus2
@samufaus2 Жыл бұрын
How’d you end up in Sicily as a British?
@reapergrim324
@reapergrim324 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, this guys always hysterical!!!
@alexzais1935
@alexzais1935 4 жыл бұрын
Erwin Rommel Ok boomer.
@ninstendo1416
@ninstendo1416 4 жыл бұрын
That profile picture probably gets u tons of pussy brooooo
@jezebel324
@jezebel324 3 жыл бұрын
His face after he says “i had real silverware” makes me think that story is real
@angelataraxy
@angelataraxy 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up Italian American and they packed real silverware in my lunch bags... 😅
@Leila-Miha
@Leila-Miha 3 жыл бұрын
Sebastián, watching you live is one of my dream. I've been watching you for couple of years already. I already memorize most of your skits. Your comedy saved me in many occasions while struggling with depression and anxiety. Thank you so much for the laughter.
@UmbrellaWatch
@UmbrellaWatch 2 жыл бұрын
I am also struggling with working from home and all this COVID junk. I got sick from it and was off 2 months. I try to get out now and then from the depression for fresh air. BUT your right. He is a great get away from the BS. Love it!! Makes me laugh a while.
@Wolfsky9
@Wolfsky9 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Sebastian's Father was in the audience. ------------Love this guy !! -------------------WolfSky9, 73 y/o
@SDA5up
@SDA5up 4 жыл бұрын
Iris E 0:22
@jackiemarieadams7764
@jackiemarieadams7764 3 жыл бұрын
His mother and father often attend his shows.
@bruceleroy1973
@bruceleroy1973 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up on stelladoro and coffee lol. Sitting with my grandma in the morning good memories
@jimmy22334
@jimmy22334 3 жыл бұрын
My upbringing in a Latino household was scarily similar to this lol. Started working when I was 13 and my dad didn’t take no for an answer. Kids these days are soft af.
@delgi9551
@delgi9551 3 жыл бұрын
Italians are Latin-based. Always have been, their culture derives from Latin.
@Sirie7206
@Sirie7206 3 жыл бұрын
So true!
@truffeltroll6668
@truffeltroll6668 3 жыл бұрын
Remember who raised these kids?
@longbeach7623
@longbeach7623 2 жыл бұрын
Latino culture originated in Ancient Rome.
@GABuckeye37
@GABuckeye37 2 жыл бұрын
Are they soft or did you just have shitty parents? lmao
@CarloBianchiniMusic
@CarloBianchiniMusic 2 жыл бұрын
My wife and I have watched this over and over and we still laugh !!! 😂
@kipthecourtjester
@kipthecourtjester 4 жыл бұрын
What I love about this man’s humour: he reminds me of my forgotten childhood growing up in an Italian neighbourhood. It’s easy to forget, no father, mother working all the time raising 9 children. We were dirt poor, living basically in the streets. But I wouldn’t trade my childhood for anything. Thanks, mate! You deserve all your success! I hope you do a drybar comedy special one day!
@brig6961
@brig6961 4 жыл бұрын
Irish surname?
@tainabell6803
@tainabell6803 4 жыл бұрын
B rig No, his name is Scottish.
@brig6961
@brig6961 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, so he's a Scott that grew up with Italians. I grew up on an Italian street and there was this one Irish family. The dad used to compete with all the other Italians on who could beat their kid better. He would take his belt out in front of the whole street while the other fathers would beat their kids indoor.
@gmango47
@gmango47 3 жыл бұрын
Respect for your comment . Dall'Italia.
@EricHowl
@EricHowl 3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry for that
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Hungarian and in grade 8 I woke up at 4:30am went and trained for swimming club till about 7am went to school at 8am and then after school and then went and worked an 8 hour job for 32 hours a week where my lazy useless friends would mooch off my paycheck.... I take naps now.... I fucking earned that shit!!
@olgazogaib8527
@olgazogaib8527 4 жыл бұрын
Same... Hungarian, piano, ballet, Hungarian school, chores, work and expected to get good grades. I sleep all the time toooo
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Lloyd between 5-6 no lie
@marymorby7240
@marymorby7240 4 жыл бұрын
AttilatheThrilla I AM HUNGARIAN TOO AND THEY DO NOT FUCK AROUND
@olgazogaib8527
@olgazogaib8527 4 жыл бұрын
They do not!
@ValMarty
@ValMarty 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you have better appreciation about money and saving it. I wonder what do you do for a living?
@UNOwn-ib1td
@UNOwn-ib1td 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know Sebastian’s parents, but I have the utmost respect for them.
@jeffkerr7418
@jeffkerr7418 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is really funny and accurate about growing up. I was raised that way as well but irish. Get up early, no sleeping in. Had chores, a job early in life. But for sure his lunches were way better than mine. But comedy aside I can say it made me a better person.
@darkstar1650
@darkstar1650 4 жыл бұрын
"Put me on the funeral circuit "..
@paulinechapman9319
@paulinechapman9319 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Star what’s wrong with me...do i need to be italian to relate...that’s the part i find funny...not the jokes per se...feel left out...lol...🇨🇦🇨🇦
@MrParis215
@MrParis215 4 жыл бұрын
I'M 46 AND I HAVE TO NAP IF I KNOW I'M BEING UP AND OUT PAST 10PM 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂
@chermoka
@chermoka 3 жыл бұрын
I love what he does with his mic
@halwasserman7905
@halwasserman7905 3 жыл бұрын
"That's okay, Justin. Take a nap..."
@sylviavasquez9973
@sylviavasquez9973 4 жыл бұрын
I just love his personality. ❤️
@IAMBENNYBLANCO.
@IAMBENNYBLANCO. 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah right.....You like looking at his butt 😂
@bobbygermano9926
@bobbygermano9926 4 жыл бұрын
I can count on 1 hand how many comedians make me laugh. He is def one of them!.
@Leadeshipcoach
@Leadeshipcoach 4 жыл бұрын
BOBBY GERMANO .. yep! Dude is hilarious !!
@Adoptmestuff.4
@Adoptmestuff.4 3 жыл бұрын
Go and lay down Justin go lay down go upstairs🤣 and wake back up when ur ready though operate ur day,
@steviecarnegie6066
@steviecarnegie6066 4 жыл бұрын
This dude has been my 1 of my comdians since i was a kid. Im 30 now,lol. Still this man kills it. I used to show his videos to friends years ago and they had no idea. Im so happy that during this quarantine this man is getting his due.
@Nathan-wn5mc
@Nathan-wn5mc 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm in third grade" lol
@tarot-karma-online
@tarot-karma-online 3 жыл бұрын
Get a coffee :)
@ariochiv
@ariochiv 4 жыл бұрын
It's like watching a comedy ballet.
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
@hxhdfjifzirstc894 4 жыл бұрын
Arioch IV I think Sebastian is a highly trained dancer, IIRC. He does add significant physical aspects to his comedy... that's the first thing I noticed.
@Mexicobeanpole
@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын
Love me some Italian men. I married one 40 years ago. Haven’t stopped laughing since. Best thing I ever did.❤️
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