Sebastian Maniscalco - Vegas Pools (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

VEGAS POOLS...It's almost band-aid season people
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[@ofermashiach4519]

"You're 42 and you didn't score a touchdown. What are you doing high-fiving people?" GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣

[@brentj.peterson6070]

Basically Sebastian's entire act is about how people annoy us. It's so relatable 🔥😆

[@minarik01]

sooo,,seinfeld

[@erwinsmith222]

"my biggest problem, i cant mind my own business" i died 😂😂😂

[@erwinsmith222]

@TheRuffington if you watched aot season 3, you'd see me died. 😂😂😂

[@debrawise8400]

Exactly!😄

[@debrawise8400]

Band-aid juice !😄

[@nickimurphy2956]

Fuuuucking FR 😂 I'm howned in

[@rezamehrabi5171]

For me it’s not just the jokes it’s the way he’s telling it and the way he is on stage love it

[@levondarratt787]

Like George from Seinfeld mixed with Kramer

[@alicehrazdira]

💯

[@lillygirl34]

This skit is spot on!!!! He is so right on everything! "I heard them before I saw them" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lesliegonzales5271]

I was just at a vegas pool last weekend, and I saw a DAMN BAND AID!!! Make it stop!!! lol

[@justinshelton4084]

I was at the local waterpark this morning waiting in line to get in... lady next to me says pointing at my shorts "is that what you have under there?" I said "huh?" she says "look behind me" ...a guy in a speedo banana hammock 18 inches away. I told her i could take her picture (with him right behind)... could be her Christmas card this year... I'm a magnet too for these types.

[@marleeamato4944]

Omg thats 😅

[@sumatran]

I almost choked on my coffee at "Band-Aid Juice."

[@gallerhome]

Always puts a smile on my face. Love this guy. 😆

[@susannahkreher7270]

Yes yes yes!!!!😂😂😂

[@Saber_Tooth]

Just found this guy today… lovin it so far!

[@auditoryaudacity5712]

Hilarious delivery 🤣🤣

[@add_nyc]

he is EXTREMELY funny but i think this might be one of his funniest bits!! amiright??

[@MarySmith-ry9cu]

Have you seen his bit on T J Max? I think it's a tie! So hilarious 😂

[@add_nyc]

no!! i havent seen it! is it on youtube??

[@Damone7653]

A little bit

[@elproff007]

The routine about company

[@BigAlWillis]

chipotle is hilarious as well.

[@bugajk25]

118 degrees n they’re reading a full blown book 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrsj8331]

Yes 🤣

[@Rotty37]

LMAO " Banaid Juice " HAHHAHAAAAAA

[@ohiovetoutdoors]

IDK if this guy is more of a story teller or a comedian but my lord he's funny

[@KingBookerT1987]

Comedians are story tellers

[@NerkTwin9]

Sebastian always makes me feel better about my own misanthropy 🤣

[@TheINFJChannel]

Love this comment lol Sincerely, Fellow misanthrope

[@salmaomar8466]

two years later, me too.

[@tonyezzat664]

The foot is a common metaphor in Sebastian's comedy. Especially men's feet. The foot with the bandaids, the foot with a hand on it, the foot with a bunion so large, the foot with a toenail so long you can slice provolone.

[@sweetcarolinepapapa9350]

Awwww, when my grandparents past away, there were 40 yo aspirin , same age charcoal pills and band -aid from WWII era in their emergency kit

[@ilexevergreen5405]

Heirlooms!

[@Chris-P]

For whatever reason, a bandaid floating by is worse than a turd in the water lol

[@The27jmancuso]

Omg hell yes! I couldn't agree more!

[@BillAnt]

I donno... haven't tasted either one.... yet. xD

[@Faithisjamming]

I literally almost laughed myself to death!!!! You really shouldn’t watch this alone, especially while he’s talking about 4 bandaids lol!!! 😆

[@thedancingbritt2784]

You're 42 years old, why are you high fiving? 😅

[@michaeleisenstein4929]

You didn’t score a touchdown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loumorrell61]

I just started watching Sebastian and I am addicted to him. Dude is my kind of people.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Maerhoades]

hahahahahahaha!!! ...the way he tells the stories and his mannerisms so amazingly funny. I cant even handle it !!!! He is the BEST

[@annbell6453]

I can relate to the number of bandaids that aren't necessary. When my parents died, I inherited a small chest of drawers which contained in the top two drawers, enough not only bandaids but adhesive tape, gauze, all sorts of things that came in all sorts of sizes, and could stock an ambulance where there were multiple injuries, lol. I should never have an emergency from now on which I am not prepared for :) (Bless you, parents, for making sure I am always ready)

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

Ann Bell: I'm surprised you didnt find any iodine or mecurochrome...😉 I think my parents owned stock.

[@S.E.C-R]

That sounds exactly like what my kids will be getting after I’m gone… and oodles of that brown self stick wrap stuff they put on you after they draw blood. I loooove that stuff!! 😂

[@annbell6453]

@@jenniferbaldini3527 That's true, lol, but by that time, my mom had discovered Neosporin and I only got a couple of those for some reason. :)

[@timsuter4225]

@@jenniferbaldini3527 just the mention of those make a wound I do not have sting at the thought.

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

@@timsuter4225 ...and an ungodly color of orange has mysteriously appeared on your skin...😄

[@lamaraleachman5910]

Pool bandaids r the stuff of my nightmares....sick shit

[@allyw1364]

Sebastian is educating Certain Psrts of Society basic Hygiene 101..., Well done😂

[@mrsj8331]

The way he yells, so cringed out, has me in tears 🤣

[@bws5929]

His Navy Seal stuff is absolutely hilarious!

[@joycemartin4889]

He can run this as many times as he wants !!!! HE IS TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!! BANDAID JUICE !!!!😆😅🤣😂

[@DUNEATV]

I’m a magnet for those types too! Lol

[@kristalann1973]

Vegas pool time will never be the same for me!! I’m dying😂😂😂Band-aid juice!!!

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

Band-aid season. LMAO!

[@MrCYCLESMITH]

Brilliant. Guy is awesome.

[@brooklyn7722]

Hahahahaha Well one thing Sebastian is right about, at least when it comes to me. The bandage........ I have an unopened box of bandages for approximately 8 years.

[@ks3hannin]

One time purchase

[@TheFrenchPug]

I'm crying trying to go to sleep right now!

[@maryannwashington9910]

I love this man!! So funny, Mr. Maniscalco!

[@cheryldecgmail]

“A fitted sheet…tucked in…” of course! 😅😊😂

[@kimmariefaber4636]

He truly is a brilliant physical comedian!😂

[@latoyamalone415]

Not band-aid juice 😂😂😂😂. I love this guy. I’m the same way at the pool.

[@GuavaChiffonTheCosmetix]

Band Aid Juice 😝 oh hell no... lmfao

[@stellarusso6226]

I swear, I am single-handedly keeping the bandaid industry afloat. I agree this should really be a once in a lifetime purchase, also since there are so many bandaids in one box, yet I go through so many boxes. I don’t know what my deal is, but I constantly get hurt. Cutting my finger while cutting vegetables, bump my knee into everything that sticks out, stub my toes, I am a clumsy mess. But one thing I do not do, is go into a pool when I have a bandaid on 🤢🤢. Even the idea of my own bandaid coming off and floating about, makes me want to hurl.

[@TJ-hz8gy]

I cannot do bandaids in a pool!!! 🤣

[@Triggerhippie70]

I crack up every time I see the skit because every single part of this video is me! My husband’s the one that will talk to friggin everybody and I’m like don’t even look at me! but every single part of this is my personality. This is why I love this guy.

[@ColdperpetratorLv]

He speaks how I think. Lol

[@KellyVosnos22]

Sebastian you are simply brilliant!!! You are so hysterical and relatable! 🤣You say out loud what we all are thinking! 😂Love you and your theatrical humor! 😅❤

[@sheilasimmons9394]

I don't chit chat! Love it!!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@R.Oates7902]

4 bandaids! It's time to go to a hospital lol

[@EnufAlready2006]

I absolutely love this guy. He is adorable and very funny.

[@dandan7973]

His body moments to the jokes makes it that much better

[@victoriajohnston4118]

Love him❤️🤣

[@mrhitz7060]

4:o9@m!! I cant watch this in the morning cause i might wake my family up. This never gets old. Classic. 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

[@thermant8452]

I fucking LOVE Sebastian. I was just watching some of his old shit and it's so interesting to see how he's evolved and refined his act. He realized the physical aspect was a big part he could utilize and he leaned into the Italian accent as well. He seems healthy and looks like he's getting better with age. He's a great comedian and business study. I legit laugh out loud at him all the time!

[@murraywendman8222]

This part of the show is hilarious

[@randalbuhler9042]

I love the Spot On Honesty and calls an ace an ace! Oorah Semper Fi Carry On!!!

[@SometimesMyself]

His whole routine is a workout. No wonder his body is so tight.

[@peterlarsen7779]

I'm _totally_ like this at a public pool! 😂😂😂

[@nolebuc1]

" I don't chit chat..." I feel the same way at the pool or on the beach. Keep your distance and don't talk to me!

[@user-bl5zq4xu1z]

118 Deg out and reading a damn book 😂

[@pippitt_sisters]

Halfway through the 1st page!!! 😂

[@sanseb17]

This guy is HILARIOUSSSS

[@robloxvids2233]

This reminds me of when we were on vacation and my dad got into the hottub and said "this feels so good on my open sores." He was kidding but the one other guy in there quietly got out and left lol.

[@valeriesantha7470]

Freaking hilarious 🤭😭

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Bandaid juice!! Get it away from me! Get it away!!😂😂🤣

[@slim..reaper]

The way this dude talks is so damn funny 😂

[@jtorres133]

I lost it at “4 bandaids…” omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

[@ratgirl13]

Sebastian is like my brother from another mother-I can totally relate to everything he’s about.

[@Ash-yc6ql]

Never gets old. Classic! 😂

[@NB-ky5ol]

I can summarize my personality type as a mix between Sebastian and Matt Walsh and as a 42 year old woman I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[@bernadettebo4843]

"we love the weather! we come once a year!" ha! ha! ha!

[@Liz-cmc313]

I'm so much like him lol

[@thenightporter]

Same, esp. When he says things like, "can't mind my own business" or "right away, I'm bothered." 😂

[@JR-hs4lz]

Brother, your timing is amazing! Always leaving us for more! GOAT!

[@RyanMovingViolationz]

Love this routine, Sebastian bro!!! It's soooo true, I'm severely antisocial as well. I've seen the bandages at the pool as well!!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮Cheers from Palatine IL!

[@xXTheChaosXx]

Ayy I’m like 15m from there

[@snoopy5736]

Lets go swimming 🏊‍♂️ in Lake Michigan

[@RyanMovingViolationz]

Sebastian is from Arlington Heights, I don't think he'd mind me saying since he's talked about it in his comedy before....

[@stepintime8865]

Hey neighbors! I find this so hilarious! I used to be at the pool near my childhood home everyday during summers and would get so creeped out with the sight of a floating bandaid!! The pool was in pioneer park in Arlington Hts.

[@WannaKamaka]

I love how his likes and dislikes are mine also!! I enjoy watching his videos. Would love to see him in person someday. 👍🏼

[@dedemillikan2401]

True!!!!🤣

[@scottkremers9305]

2:14 - *LOL*

[@DaydreamsandNightmares]

I love how you caption these! I already knew what it was just from that.

[@apptouchtechnologies3722]

Freakin love this guy. Southern boy but I think EXACTLY like him. LOL hilarious

[@PM2024-]

Legendary 🎤

[@craigrobertson5028]

"After 1 bandaid isn't that a hospital visit "

[@george8214]

I don’t know if that show is still on Netflix but it would have been a highlight of my live-performance experience to have been there! Funny A.F.!!

[@benjaminbardzinski3666]

@The Strawberry only for americans unfortunately. Us Australians only can see his other 2.

[@robertdesmarais3821]

Hysterical!!

[@lunerlight6542]

Lmao I was like Come Que bandage season??

[@888corrine]

His physical comedy is OFF THE CHART GOOD! Love him...now come to Victoria BC pleaseeeee!!!

[@dianewoods560]

I just love this guy!

[@MiamiWatchMods]

Just got back from his show in the Miami area. Absolutely hilarious, it’s a worthwhile investment. I was laughing the whole time.

[@jwetzel7207]

“Oh god! It’s a band aid!!!!!!” 😂😂😂

[@robertzurface9042]

Get it aWAY from me!

[@rfwomon]

Just caught Green Book- saw it when it came out- and there you were! Nice.

[@jeehyeon]

One of the all time best bits ever. Never gets old

[@rosebud1958]

Maaaa rouna!!! 😂😂😂😂 stunga moo ren kah 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizaholmes8854]

CRYING 😂😂😂

[@noway6362]

Bandaid Juice

[@marygigantelli3233]

Love love love sabastion, when your feeling down he makes my day

[@BigMoney21]

Haha 😂

[@ScottyLo]

Omg that’s freaking funny. Great material all The time. 🇮🇹

[@michaellazzeri9439]

I love this guy !! Having a bad day ?? Watch This guy & laugh till it hurts !

[@ArcticWolf00Alpha0]

"The High Five group." I dont care who they are or how many... l hate this group...

[@roberthurley6860]

I went to a work related retirement dinner once that was in a a very nice restaurant and someone found a band aide in their food. What a buzz kill that turned out to be.

[@melinda0110]

That Was So Freaking Funny Lmaooooo 🤣😆😂

[@WilsonEatsASMR]

"Band-Aid juice" 🤣🤣🤣

[@refra1046]

SEBASTIAN..LOVE YOU!! LOVE YOUR COMEDY. SO MUCH!!

[@angel12boucher17]

This absolutely one of the best bits….ever

[@Ibiza_h3q]

"How does it get to 4 bandaids" 😂