Thank you to all of our military this weekend and always. I got my bow and arrow locked and loaded

"Aren't You Embarrassed?" Streaming on Amazon Prime

[@RH-tv9hk]

Sebastian imitating the hummus guy 🤣 He spoke only two and a half words and the impression was hillarious

[@TheFirstGroover]

Man, I literally feel off my bed.

[@carlmarquardt994]

Yep...lol. what the....pffft

[@luv2cook.]

Genius

[@wiseguy8828]

Funny thing is he’s making fun of Zero Dark Thirty which is totally a screen writing script based fiction (based on some minimal public disclosure). So he’s reacting to Katheryn Bigallows take on like 3 documents. I’m sure it didn’t mention Hummus Guy. BUT I did see that movie 3 or 4 times and love Sebastian’s take on it. Also great was when the seals casually whisper the name of some guy “Muhammad! Muhammad!” (Whispering) to make it sound like it’s someone friendly trying to get his attention. If the Seals don’t use that level if trolling they need to start.

[@natev1956]

@@wiseguy8828 wow, don't read into a joke too much......

[@Hygelac1000]

He's solidified his place among the greatest comedians of all time. And he's still young.

[@slovell920]

Lets hold on there for a minutes

[@Name-oz4lq]

Young?

[@abuckeye26]

He's not young lol

[@Hygelac1000]

@John Wall nah

[@rjs1jd]

U got that RIGHT! Even Jerry Seinfeld put his stamp on him . so yeah hes solid GOLD

[@kennethpicado3199]

"Did I break into an Apache's home?" 😂😂😂

[@zachhogue9244]

Lol “is this a casino?”

[@ericafreeman3317]

Omg I can't stop laughing

[@kennethpicado3199]

This guy is one of the best standup comedians 👍

[@ericafreeman3317]

@@kennethpicado3199 the best

[@truthteller4442]

“Just on a Seal’s back like, where we goin’??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geoculus5606]

They're probably strong enough to carry someone like that, too.

[@nicolediamond93]

I choked 😂😂😂

[@johnmoss2152]

Lmfao

[@yerleagilberts7419]

🤣

[@ciaartin2221]

"We found him you gotta be kiddin' me???"

[@wolvrana1964]

That skipping before are u kiddin me 😂😂😂

[@orochikaiba]

"Could you imagine the mindfuck on the burglar that there's an arrow in his chest."😂😂😂😂😂

[@JayLupe]

Underrated joke.. nobody laughed at that.

[@randydavis7718]

I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering 😃😄😅

[@markalsa6922]

I love Sebastian’s physical comedy ! It’s so unique and unexpected .

[@blakepatterson9247]

When I first saw his special my ribs were hurting from laughing so hard the physical comedy he does makes it all better

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

You should see his 'Faith the dig' skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markalsa6922]

​@@Jason_Van_Stone just watched it , it's brilliant !! imma show it to everyone I know haha

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

The Italian Katt Williams

[@darlahelland2912]

His facial expressions crack me up

[@jgpix1]

In 2020 if you can still make people laugh like this guy can, you’re a living legend.

[@jerrys.1910]

Indeed, to me most comedians are just not funny. With him I get a a deep gut belly laugh every time.

[@lindakaymills8746]

@@jerrys.1910 "...deep gut belly laugh" the best kind, he just keeps them coming, no time to recover from one when he zings me again. Love this guy! I have watched this clip many times, never gets old.

[@Dexduzdiz]

That's pure facts

[@suzannedonlon]

@@jerrys.1910same with me!!!

[@michelleprincedacres7574]

I watched him the first time on Netflix 2019, I search the internet ever since for him. He's crazy funny 😆 the way he uses up the stage, his whole body is the character, minimum expletives, man! this is comedy!!

[@cruise021302]

"There's a guy walking around in his underwear, eating hummus" 😂

[@scottkearney8607]

SEALs and Rangers are now abandoning their ALICE packs for SEBASTIAN packs.

[@mikebrickner4236]

I literally fell down first time I seen that 😂😂😂😂

[@MisterSolitude]

Lol Pakistan ain't even in the middle East

[@mikebrickner4236]

@@MisterSolitude yes it is in the middle east. Look at a map.

[@MisterSolitude]

@@mikebrickner4236 on the map, it is next to india so it's in Asia not the middle East. Where did you Learn your geography? Tell me one website or source that considers Pakistan to be part of the middle east. This guy is doing an Arabic accent and has no clue where Pakistan is in the world

[@alishahunt]

"They hadn't had company in 13 years." Me and my awful mind: And they probably weren't ready. I bet they didn't have any Entermenn's or SaraLee cakes. They definitely probably didn't have any Sanka.

[@natural-born_pilot]

Alisha Hunt ‘for sure’

[@Kickasscomedy94]

Probably had those crap muffins

[@alishahunt]

Kickasscomedy94 probably! 🤣

[@whyyeseyec]

After hearing that bit, I went out and bought some Sanka. Gotta be on the safe side. You never know who's coming by...

[@jslferrell]

Johnny Botts Why I keep a tin of Danish Butter Cookies. You. Just. Never. Know.

[@impoppypanda]

He is ridiculously funny!! 😁 His facial expressions, mannerisms & voices alone are hilarious!

[@karenlyn8945]

I could watch 6 full hours of his comedy. I’d probably choke on my popcorn I’d be laughing so hard. His “doorbell”, “graze”, and “the body shop” are just a few of my favorites...😂

[@soulpowerful]

Hey Karen, I recognize you from true crime :) hope you’re doing well. :)

[@tamiekaaugusta4058]

The "Whole Foods" bit has me crying... 😂😂😂 Also "Vegas" too! 😳😏😂😩

[@karenlyn8945]

Angela Macaroni Hi Angela! ❤️ I’m doing fine-hope you are, too! Am hoping to catch part of AD’s special tonight. Have some friends over, so won’t be able to watch the whole thing. 😔 I’m on “true crime” way more than “comedy”, but I just love Sebastian. His hilarious shows are the only thing keeping me sane during this pandemic. Have missed you! 😘

[@andyryjax]

I can't open the door, but if you could just buff that out with some carnuba wax LOL

[@karenlyn8945]

Andy Ryjax 😂😂😂

[@luvtocmoon]

He is the ONLY comic that makes me laugh hysterically !!!

[@jordanbernard1732]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!

[@aceshaban]

Maniscalco is a genius! What a character

[@G6Six6]

I watch this every so often. It’s always funny.

[@violent_bebop9687]

Is he Italian? Got that sarcastic dead pan humor

[@ellejilldoornick2044]

I love him!!!

[@debbieautry-skubik6594]

@@violent_bebop9687 Yes, he is Italian..has a Italian name.

[@Wilson-PT]

Just discovered him this week...he is excellent !!!

[@elvishouck]

This has got to be the funniest man I have ever seen. His routines are hilarious!

[@THEWIELDBOYS8700]

Agreed!!!

[@geriward7411]

Absolutely the funniest comedian ever 😂🤣😂 I love him!

[@gazatkinson5288]

"what is this? Johnnie walker and mixed vegetables" 😂😂

[@SCHTRAM]

Eddie Murphy - Delirious (And raw) Ralphie May - anything he ever made Patrice O'Neal - also anything he ever made

[@subdude5385]

Nick DiPaolo is a hilarious comedian also. Check some of his stuff out here on KZbin.

[@RH-tv9hk]

Thank you Mr. Maniscalco. Only a handful of celebrities acknowledge Military or express appreciation 🦅🇺🇸❤️

[@Handlesaredumb69]

The arrow bit is so damn funny. Every single time

[@starlingswallow]

I love how he says "cowm-pown-bow" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@truthteller4442]

It’s the classic Chicago accent, specifically with a slight Italian dialect/inflection. If there’s a “d” at the end of a word, it usually doesn’t get pronounced. Lol.

[@YouRegolo]

1:45 this is actually an amazing level of physical comedy, brilliant

[@positronicreflex.]

The guy eating hummus getting shot LOL

[@Groteskfull]

That killed me too! 😆😆😉

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

🤣🤣🤣

[@andymeier5498]

*pew*

[@giqwaju3691]

Impressive fully-committed fall to the ground there!

[@LeenaStark]

OMG I AM DYIIIIIIIIIIN HERE !!!! Laughed so damn loud I woke up everyone in the house!!! *WARNING:* DO NOT WATCH THIS MAN ALONE IF EVERYONE IS SLEEPING IN YOUR HOUSE!

[@metalox88]

True

[@tonyajordan2702]

Ikr. I make the dogs bark

[@debbiesaba6880]

Same thing happened with me😅😅😅😅

[@giovannaroma9527]

"Omg Binny is here, hi Binny" ...🤣😂🤣

[@giovannaroma9527]

@Bobby Dools Hahaha yes

[@nathanabel5934]

Lol

[@Lo4dedAmm0]

Active duty Marine here and I’m a huge fan you always put a smile on me even on my bad days

[@kazior6521]

Thank you for your service

[@meganjohnson3443]

Thank you for your service!! Happy 4th and God bless 🇺🇸🙏

[@amandalee4735]

Sam Henry Stay safe Marine, America loves and appreciates all that you & your fellow warriors do for our safety! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

[@WhenImBackInChicago]

🇺🇸 Semper Fi, Sam.

[@jjp5259]

God bless! Thank you!! 💖

[@cynthiamckenzie9986]

"Pak-ee-stan"

[@myname-in8sh]

Cynthia: that's the correct way of saying it; i was actually surprised that he got it right; also, the way they say iran and iraq in the western countries is wrong and very irritating too..

[@alessandraleigh9919]

my name my name its pronounced i-ron (iran) and i-rock (iraq) right?

[@dsk5584]

He said it perfect

[@zahurmalik9119]

Lmao u rly thinking people from Pakistan call it the way we do in the US?

[@Pinkranger87]

@@zahurmalik9119 PackA Stan

[@Jason-ue9ym]

I just discovered this guy and already he’s so be of my favorites to watch. He has mad replay value.

[@MARY-bm6cn]

I never get enough of his comedy and antics. So accurate.

[@Abejaved]

“They hadn’t had company in 13 years” There wasn’t a cake or a cup of Sanka for miles.

[@catharineorellana3522]

One unfortunate guy had hummus, though.

[@RH-tv9hk]

I have such admiration for him falling down as hummus guy and in one third of a second popping right back up as the Military man

[@ethannorton4016]

As a member of the military, this cracked me up so much to hear how he viewed our equipment and procedures 😂

[@zztopz7090]

Imagine being this guy's kid and playing pretend. He goes all in.

[@Canuckmom128]

@Екатерина Геннадиевна Here you go. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bafEYn94ndVssNk This is Sebastian playing with his Daughter, Sarafina, at the beginning of the Covid Stay Home orders. Adorable.!

[@mastiffmama6008]

I love this man between his Italian/Sicillian background and his physical comedy he is one of my very favorite comediens.

[@priscillavalenzuela9736]

He did this but 8 years ago. Even more Hillarious now 😂🤣

[@parispoet]

Wow he's been around 8 yrs? I just recently discovered him! Funniest comedian I have ever seen!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@calebbrickman6323]

Easily my favorite comedian. God bless the U.S troops

[@carlfichtner8148]

And what will that do to the troops ?🤔

[@calebbrickman6323]

Carl Fichtner what are you talking about

[@calebbrickman6323]

Carl Fichtner what me saying God Bless the Troops?

[@gefloigle]

This is so politically incorrect…and I LOVE THAT! Don Rickles would be proud.

[@danielc4071]

How is it politically incorrect?

[@jacksuncharles9572]

Man people really are just saying words nowadays 😂 stupid

[@martindeleon9863]

His physical performances sell the jokes so well! Love this guy!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruces12]

The first bit where the guy comes out of the bedroom eating humice...thwop...is just priceless!!

[@micasskipper6720]

Why are you spelling “hummus” like that?

[@sheila3859]

This never gets old. He's hilarious and I laugh just as hard each time I see him. I think he's great.

[@carolyngraham1407]

Geeze... this man had to workout to do his routines. This is a Bodycombat warm up!

[@joanneb3935]

Every single time I watch one of Sebastian's videos here, like the bow and arrow routine, I laugh so hard that tears are streaming down my face. HE IS COMIC GENIUS! But you already know this. :)

[@blackwolf9524]

This is 1 of my favs.....HILARIOUS! THE EATING HUMMUS......I DIED! 😂 & im Native......the arrow PRICLESS!

[@traviluther2808]

Right! 😂😂 I'm native too.

[@rixpix2957]

This is his best bit imo and one of the best in comedy history. The guy eating hummus 😀

[@theejayzeeable]

Unfortunately he stole the guard coming out of his bedroom eating hummus saying, What is going on, from another comedian. Love Sebastian but that's cheap of him.

[@rixpix2957]

@@theejayzeeable I didn't know that. Who?

[@rixpix2957]

@Anthony Smith Gotcha.

[@johnb8190]

No way. His having company over the house bit. Fucking cried laughing my ass off.

[@genericusername1365]

One of the funniest routines EVER! I'm watchin' this late at night while my family is asleep and I have to fight myself not to laugh out loud.

[@justjessy0115]

I can't get enough of him he to freaking funny. His deliveries are flawless.

[@JanetThompson72]

So talented and funny ‼️ Definitely belongs in the “ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS “ club!

[@sburris65]

This is one of my favorites. No matter how many times I see this..I laugh so hard I can't breath.

[@youaremylifepictures4680]

I've been saying this for years now but I'm gonna say it again...how is Sebastian not more famous than he already is?!?!

[@theejayzeeable]

Because America has been losing its sense of humor. That can be the only reason.

[@devengefers1220]

He’s literally the richest and most popular comedian at the moment. Sells out madison square garden. Hosted the VMAs. He’s huge

[@miciboo9993]

Well. Currently anti Italian events and feelings rise countrywide. Columbus statues down. Police related tv programs cancelled. Ecc.

[@miciboo9993]

I’m an Italian interpreter. If I had anything against Italian Americans it’s one thing. They don’t speak Italian you know.

[@Kevinschart]

@@devengefers1220 he needs to do more acting if he wants to be a household name. only comedy fans are aware of his existence. I personally only have only seen him in the Irishman. Not exactly a a breakout role.

[@dorrie8080]

Love your comedy. My sister-in-law, who hunts with a compound bow, just wanted to let you know it only makes a faint click when fired. Otherwise, she couldn't stop laughing when I shared this with her.

[@Tommyoda]

as a Marine i can tell you got some good insight for this bit. #muchLove #Sebastian 😎🇺🇸 (edited) “are there Indians here, is this a casino?!” 😂😭💦

[@RH-tv9hk]

Or an Apache's home???

[@marimar994]

Tommy, thank you for your service! Sebastian really is something. I love his comedy. That last part got me, too. "Is this a casino?!" :D

[@Tommyoda]

@@marimar994 thx 😁🤙🏽

[@jerrys.1910]

2nd time I watched this clip...I laughed just as much as the first time. Hilarious. He's a master at delivery.

[@parispoet]

He's gotta be the funniest comedian I have ever seen & doesn't have to use profanity...he keeps it clean! I think he is brilliant - the voices, mannerisms, facial expressions are to die for!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daevid21]

The robber has to process “I got an arrow hanging out of my chest rn” 😂

[@obihieleuchendu8243]

*The bouglar*

[@kristinesmart24]

GOD blessed your mind with comedic genious. Thank you for helping cure depression & PTSD. They are real things and they are HELL. But laughter kills the demons. Bless you & family.

[@danielrinow9985]

This man is the perfect combo of presence, animation, delivery, and suspense all to deliver some too-notch humor. Nobody does it like him and this stuff is so Fresh I love it

[@michl2273]

This is one of my favorites. I’ve watched this several times already, but it still makes me laugh!

[@SD-nh5yr]

Loving the salute to our fabulous military!!💜🧡💛💚

[@statelineLife]

This is me....🤣 I literally fall asleep to war documentaries. The sweet whispers of the British narrator.

[@bodybalancer]

I never get tired of this dude 😂

[@petee6859]

One of his best skits

[@peterdans2168]

thank you for bringing this back, it is a masterpiece

[@cindyjones3216]

Freakin' hilarious!!! I love this guy's comedy! Thank you Sebastian!

[@krisquigley4497]

It's impossible not to laugh - I've tried, I can't do it.

[@shilde]

I’ve tried too. It’s impossible.

[@phyllysanantonio]

He laughs ,too . after " is this a casino?

[@denisesalt9729]

Sebastian is my happy place. Brilliant. I was in the military and before I went in I was already good with weapons including pretty good at archery because my grandparents had a working farm and everyone hunted. I always wanted to use it in the service but 30 years ago there were no archery skills needed. This cracked me up.

[@srt10h4rml3ss]

Absolutely my favourite comic you are Sebastian, over the last 15 years or so thanks to KZbin you can watch your stuff, the animation is key for ya fella, so damn funny, keep up the great work and hope the fam's doing great !!

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

Got this on DVD. My new favorite comedian. Still waiting for "Stay Hungry" to be released on DVD. We can't all be lucky enough to have Netflix!

[@-Always_Right-]

The way this guy narrates his stories is amazing lol makes everything funny

[@-blythe2986]

The way he says Pakistan and whenever he whispers parts of words... 😂😂 Ffs he cracks me up so much.

[@georgestevens3483]

Uh that's how Pakistan's actually pronounced. It's not Packistan

[@-blythe2986]

@@georgestevens3483 I'm quite aware of that. It's his lead up; his whisper and the hand gesture that makes me laugh.

[@RH-tv9hk]

Pocky-stan. And then his dance. 🤣

[@-blythe2986]

@@RH-tv9hk 😂. Yes! The dance too

[@dsk5584]

He said it the right way thou 😂. I bet you laughed at that part 😂.

[@heatherframpton9693]

Some guy is walking in his underwear, eating hummus, BOMP... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidcarrasco118]

"Just on a SEALs back... Where are we going?" I just pictured him doing JUST that 😂😄🤣😁😅😁😆 !!!!

[@mailamakua602]

I’m cry laughing 😂 out loud, waking up my entire family and I don’t care!

[@SirRob05]

Same lol

[@kevincantwell4454]

Lol

[@ThineTubesOfThee]

Same 😂

[@mixflip]

Been looking for the Navy SEAL bit everywhere. Ive seen the original video but it was poorly recorded.

[@divaah4406]

I thought the original was funnier, as he left out a few things and he seemed a bit rushed here, but he's ALWAYS funny no matter what.

[@greggduchmann]

@@divaah4406 I agree my favorite part of the original bit is when he's the lady waving at ," Binny" , and pulls down her face covering to show Bin Laden her face with that smile !!!! LMMFAO!!! I died laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@gregormiller4037]

Hey Mix, PLZ check out my friend Chaddes channel, he breeds/raises Lycan shepherds. His site is 1st508th Airborne, if ya do stop by, PLZ say hey for me, they'll get a kick :)

[@frankthetank1369]

Check out Bill Burr about the first responders.

[@richardedwards1546]

Mixflip, who cares? Generic human

[@fatwalletboy2]

The one thumbs down is probably Bin Ladens.

[@Johnnyjonas274]

His family is still a bit sensitive about the hit 😂

[@Patriot66699]

Lol

[@j.w.matney8390]

Or someone from the New York Times

[@RH-tv9hk]

@@j.w.matney8390 😉👍

[@RH-tv9hk]

Or the hummus guy🤣

[@corymatthew6840]

1:44 I legit spit out my beer all over my phone. Funniest shit ever😂😂😂

[@marimar994]

Almost happened to me, but with tea. Advised myself to put the tea down until after the clip.

[@loganwong9540]

First and best comedian ever

[@ruger51995]

How is he first? What the fuck?

[@Doorito_]

@@ruger51995 He is the first, every one else is copying him. Google it, nerd.

[@yankee2666]

@@Doorito_ Who's copying him? And, by the way, 'everyone' is a one word. Google THIS - dope!

[@Doorito_]

@@yankee2666 Grammar nazi in a youtube comment section, how very original!

[@mountainmawmaw863]

So funny and so true too. My hubby is a die hard vet and armed to the teeth for home invasion.

[@natural-born_pilot]

Mountain MawMaw isnt everyone?

[@jessicaabbott10]

“Are there Indians here??” Lol

[@franfitzgerald7718]

As a burglar you cant even prepare for something like THAT OMG I LOOOOVTHISGUYYYYY😍😍😍😍

[@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND]

Dude, you're hilarious. Loved you with De Niro, too. What a kick that had to be.

[@ih82r8]

Ever since I first saw Sebastian, I have always thought "damn this guy must do squats or something!!" Always such perfect control in all these positions he gets into. HAHAHAHAHAAA

[@catharineorellana3522]

He must have been a dancer in a former life!!!

[@GHAZICAD]

His comedy act is by far the best. On another level never seen before.

[@joanbrown2929]

Thank you for the laughs,God Bless you,I love the joy you bring to so many people,

[@devildogreb3532]

I'm binging your comedy, Sebastian.

[@aziaprince797]

"Hey Benny hey. Lol"

[@spz8342]

Binny

[@beardedgreek9069]

God that Hummus joke, I lose it every time 🤣🤣

[@briec579]

Genius and clearly the best in comedy today. Jerry Seinfield dreams he could shine this guy's shoes!

[@slovell920]

This is hilarious and truly appreciative of our military

[@jamesbrickner7469]

Seeing him live is on my bucket list one of my favorite comedians of all time 💯

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Yo, that humus guy drop! That's some stunt-man shit right there!

[@TJ97979]

I rewatch him 2, all time favorite! The first time I saw him I got home at 4 am from Hollywood with a nice buzz, randomly got suggested his standup. I was laughing so loud but didn’t even care if anyone woke up in my home, I woke up and watched it all over again in the morning haha

[@southernsass2937]

Have a blessed & safe Memorial day ya'll! ❤💙❤

[@weaponizedmath4369]

Thank-you southern sass

[@melvina628]

2:25 - 2:30 This should be on a loop. LOL.

[@gerardoduran2929]

His body expressions are on point😂

[@cookieboo3253]

I absolutely love this guy he makes me laugh til I cry! So many comedians are so blah! He like old style physical comedy & awesome humor. New favorite!

[@911shan]

Other than the amazing humor, I must say that this guy is very athletic and fit. Just the mannerisms he does with his jokes would have the average Joe pulling muscles and breathing hard.

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

The mind fuck of getting hit by an arrow in any situation has to get to you.

[@DecentGhostXbox1]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 amazing comedian deserves more subs!

[@cesarfernandez8779]

The “in his underwear eating hummus” bit is why I joke with my family and call hummus, terrorist salsa 🤣🤣

[@smartman123]

no f word every 2 second clean real comedy this is what i call old style real comedy pure talent

[@OutgrownThings]

This dude’s mannerisms are unmatched. Nobody does body language like this guy. That’s what makes him one of the best.

[@InJusticeWon]

"Do you know the mind fuck on this" and the way he was posturing had me in tears.

[@jessicawilson8059]

His gift is strong...I am on the floor doing the silent laugh with tears, so fricking funny!

[@truthteller4442]

"3:00am....Pah-kee-stahn." 😂😂