Secret Meats: Necromunda Campaign EP1

[@ZendegiLeonard]

It took 3 minutes...never change lads!

[@garyknight3018]

Fantastic!!! Learning, Laughing and having a great time!

[@TheGreatWolf44]

I know this is a Herculean effort, but it’s turned out fantastic, well done

[@baynemacgregor8441]

This is so awesome, especially the adverts and newscast that are so very 1st-edition's satire that it's a tragedy that there's not more episodes!

[@DominoFalls]

Looking forward to the rest of this 🙂 Terrain looks great but the way, any chance is of a video on how it was built/painted?

[@Slurgical_3D_Terrain_Channel]

Instant freaking fan!!! Liked and subscribed within 15 seconds in.

[@twistedphoenix]

THE HAND!!!! otherwise total blast! Can't wait for the next one!

[@IronHelmIV]

This is necromunda! ❤

[@NuffleBlasphemer]

Worth the wait, amazing work fellas!

[@roadrunner9840]

when is the next episode!?! need more munda!

[@thepaintingphase]

Well, we’ve had a few sponsored vids to work through, and we wanted to see how well it was received, so hopefully soon we will begin filming the other 3 parts.

[@timm7305]

This is a brilliant take on a series - the infomercials, smaller board, interesting mission, use of a games master, relatively short video length and matey atmosphere really makes this stand out amongst any other Necromunda series I've watched on KZbin. Excellent work

[@FFObsessed]

Absolutely loving the close up of Geoff's hand camera 😂 Great stuff though . Love it 👍

[@RedBairnMedia]

close up action for Geoff getting the chap off.

[@davetaylor9966]

Geoff's Only Hands!

[@drewbakka5265]

bro why did you abandon this? the production quality is amazing

[@volkarve]

This is exactly what we wanted! Puns! Guns! Funs!

[@mattbuckley6928]

Where's Epidsode 2?

[@MisterF946]

Really enjoy having Peach as a GM explaining as we go, really helpful for the viewer! Idea for a follow up scenario - Turns out the Escher who sold ammunition to Geoff's Delaque were selling half empty mags...

[@LukeGeaney]

"Turns out the Escher who sold ammunition to Geoff's Delaque were selling half empty mags..." XD

[@Tykepaints]

Thanks for this gents - I got two take aways from this video; 1. I really want to play Necromunda now. 2. If the kids ever misbehave I can threaten them with enrolment at the Cadian pre-school.

[@GermanNightmare1976]

Gentlemen, this has been an absolute pleasure to watch and I truly appreciate the effort that has gone into this hour of bloodshed and mayhem!

[@thepaintingphase]

😍😍😍 thank you

[@AverageBritishNerd1138]

Love it! That was really fun to watch. Some of the rolls were certainly infuriating, and definitely mirrored my own experiences playing Necromunda... I like the narrative Peachy's constructed, so it'll be interesting to see how this one develops!

[@OmegaLittleBob]

This is very well done. Ive never played Necromunda, so It was nice to have Peachy acting as referee explaining rules.

[@Fpsdood]

that opening bit had me howling, this is gonna be a fun campaign

[@pt1457]

This intro is absolutely brilliant. I want more already!!!

[@thepaintingphase]

Wait until between turns 👀

[@pt1457]

@@thepaintingphase So good!!!

[@Mondo78951]

That is such a beautiful board, those close-up shot are just gorgeous

[@Roscopackman]

Great fun to watch! Appreciate this was an intro game, but it’s worth noting; * You still roll for Blaze even if the shot doesn’t wound a fighter. *Although Pistols, Hand Flamers don’t have the Sidearm rule, so aren’t eligible for Twin Guns Blazing. Pedantry over, can’t wait for the next episode! Rosco - Guilders-Ford Radio

[@thepaintingphase]

Always appreciate the rules assists, tbf I’ll probs forget a few rules here and there, but as long as fun is being had I’ll be happy. Cheers Peachy

[@Dagenham_Swish]

This was absolutely brilliant. The intro, the ad breaks, the scenario and possibly, most of all, the absolutely atrocious dice rolling all around, which really added to the feel of actually kinda useless gangers duking it out in some underhive dive. Please, more of this.

[@swampybwoy]

Wouldn’t be necromunda without the comically bad dice rolls!

[@yerwotm8]

You had me at "Palanite pegging scandal". Subscribed!

[@thepaintingphase]

😂😂😂

[@SavageBloodWolf]

Where is episode 2, you need to make more, please!

[@gperson3788]

absolutely loved the news reports. Flipping epic opening sequence. Pat did a brilliant job with the cinematography and editing of the news sequences/cutaways. you had some great voice actors too!! (a familiar voice in particular ;) ) Well worth the wait!!

[@Edwoodb3]

First video of yours that I've watched. I enjoyed it immensely. I'm just getting into Necromunda myself, so breaking down the rules while you play is very helpful. Great bunch of lads.

[@jibblejobble]

Loved it! If you haven't planned to already, please upload the ads as shorts! I want to send them to people as propaganda for getting into 40k

[@emmetriley22]

Great battle report, the news and ad sections were great as well Would like to see a showcase of the gangers, maybe complete with stat cards in the next one

[@PMMagro]

Beautiful! Very good reccomendation by YT.

[@davidbartholomew4726]

More Necromunda content please!

[@drfishynooooo881]

Really entertaining. Bigger playing area with more movement would be great to see. Having games master overseeing the game really makes a positive difference. Look forward to see more.

[@Le_Petit_Lapin]

Brilliant! Make more, great craic!

[@timsambrook7227]

1. Excellent format for a battle rep. 2. Intro captures the spirit of the Hive well 😂 3. Strong beards... 💪

[@thepaintingphase]

cheers 😂😂😂

[@garyjenson1326]

Great job guys. It's a hard game. I was confused about not using skills or Using interference or assist or the turn to face minus. Could be old rules new rules thing. Honestly we make oversights in every game. Thanks for showing how fun this game is. Which is much harder than getting every rule exactly right.

[@olivertwist7677]

Is it ok to peg civilians?😂😂😂 10 Easter egg from 10

[@RtxtDriver]

That opening is amazing 😂 well done 👍

[@thepaintingphase]

All credit to Landon for that one, he knocked it out of the park!

[@chrisgoddard7981]

Loving the meat based naming system. Sir Loin for the win…..😂😂

[@thepaintingphase]

Adding to the team soon, "baby back" might make an appearance. Along with some others... Open to suggestions!

[@thomasborja3213]

I think the most depressing thing about this video is this is the only one

[@ElAhrem]

You had me at Palanite Pegging Scandal... 😍

[@chrism7395]

The objective is to get the informant off... ... ...the board :D

[@mattevarnish7455]

I don’t normally watch games being played, but I ended up really enjoying this. Seems like a genuinely fun time and the cameras are really well thought out.

[@jonbauml225]

Get some new dice guys. FFS it's amazing anyone won. That aside, love the news bits, the terrain, the models, the story, and the players. Can't wait for the next one

[@norvaldnilsen3636]

Can you please continue this series, i want it more than corpsestarch

[@slackeratlarge575]

Took me a few days to watch it, but excellent bat-rep 👍

[@halenxalleth8665]

How much longer until Episode 2?

[@richardwyatt8683]

What a great way of doing a battle report - possibly the only report I have watched the whole way through! Fantastic entertainment, thanks guys

[@thepaintingphase]

Well we’re honoured to have kept you entertained, thanks for watching our nonsense Richard 😍👍

[@TheTrickMethod]

Good to see you guys doing everything within your power to avoid covering the actual 'painting phase' of the hobby.

[@waaaghzag]

Nice game, and it looks amazing. I enjoyed that. 😁 You forgot to do the -1 to hit for "turn to face" on the sniper's reaction when they got charged by the guy that climbed up behind him. Easy one to forget 😉

[@AK86XXX]

Love it, great seeing you guys play. Any chance of changing the angle on the dice cam? As much as I love Jeffs hand, it was difficult to see his rolls

[@thepaintingphase]

Lessons learned for next time, absolutely.

[@smitchell3922]

Amazing video and hilarious battle report. I have multiple Necromunda gangs but have never actually played the game...this is motivation to find a gaming group for sure!

[@MD-wm1jg]

That was amazing - please more!

[@JayTeacakes]

Great batrep, appreciate your style and the narrative focus and since Necromunda is the second-best GW game (Titanicus is clearly the best) more Necromunda content is always welcome. Quite a few rules niggles though, as it always is with the almighty cluster that is the Necromunda ruleset... Missed a lot of the rules with the Corpse Grinder Masks; should have been rolling Willpower to Shoot or Fight at the Champions and all masks (Except the Butcher) give you a +1 to your save which would have affected a couple of the saves. 14:20 Blaze triggers on a hit not a wound, so you should have rolled to check if those chumps were set on fire! Also, Hand Flamers don't have the Sidearm trait so you can't shoot it and the Autopistol via the Twin Guns Blazing rule. 19:40 Need to roll the ammo dice for the Pistol in combat, it's a shot not a pistol-whip! 20:40 The joke-shop-dagger Delaque needed to turn to face the Juve and then the Cutter so would have been hitting on 5+ (not that it mattered). Happened on a number of other occasions too. 23:55 Should be rolling 2 injury dice as a Solid shotgun shot is D2 (Also he'd have been Knockedback as the hit roll is higher than his Strength) 31:10 You can get within 1" of an enemy while charging even if it isn't the target you're charging, so you can charge 'around' someone, however his base would have needed to fit through the gap between the Delaque and the barrels. There's some awkward rules around charging 'the shortest path' so arguably you can't move around to the side of someone, but ugh that rule is bollocks. 34:00 The initiative check doesn't stop him jumping down, it just means he loses his footing and is Pinned but as he fell

[@thepaintingphase]

Cheers for commenting and also the rules tweaks, tbh we just wanted to jump in and have fun and learn along the way, but also super appreciate you guys helping along the way with that too 😍😍😍👍

[@coburkh]

Loved the batrep! One of the best parts of Necromunda is having your gangers survive an absolute ****storm despite the odds. Inversely, having your nearly blind, mostly crippled, one-handed grunt drop a grenade in the middle of half of the other gang and successfully wound some of them is the stuff of legends lol.

[@afiblacksails23]

“Geoff your job is to get him off”… 37k people all giggled because we all have the same humor and lack of maturity. Love it.

[@thepaintingphase]

Hahaha! Yep that’s what I love about this community 😂👍

[@alexbohmi3235]

Very well made and entertaining! Just a few minor rules errors. If you get hit by a shot and roll a flesh wound while being seriously injured, you dont roll over. Also, rolling over means youre staying pinned afterwards.

[@thepaintingphase]

👍👍👍 cheers for the tips

[@kmelkian]

Hey guys, Charge is a double action, you cannot stand up when pinned and then charge. Standing up when pinned is one action, and a charge is a double action. So you can't do that. Plus, where were all the nerve tests? If a team mate is seriously injured or taken out of action within three inches, you have to make a never test to see if they become broken. Plus, paired weapons double your attacks, the Paired butchers cleavers should have given you eight attacks. Enjoyed the video, but I saw a lot of mistakes. Take care!

[@thepaintingphase]

Thanks for pointing everything out. Hopefully you could clear up the charging thing, standing up and then charging was only done when the tactic card was played in turn two, to make charging a single action, allowing for both to happen? Happy to be told otherwise but that was our interpretation.

[@thepr3t3nd3r3]

Jeff and his $#!t dice rolling.... This looks more like a game around a basement table than an official battle report.... Can't wait for the next episode.... keep up the great work...

[@ondarkendwings]

Hypeeeee! Love the news coverage.😅 The pegging joke I can't. Love Necromunda this is gonna be good.

[@Carcoona]

Guys when are you doing another episode of necromunda!? I love this format, please do more!

[@thepaintingphase]

Hopefully before the end of the year or very early next.

[@thewannabepainter1]

This is awesome. Best narrative campaign I've ever seen.

[@thepaintingphase]

Aww thank you, hopefully we will get more filmed in the foreseeable

[@davidatkins9793]

Their anymore vids of this. I need more

[@okillcrazyo1009]

First time seeing necromunda, you did great. Love the 'news' and the 'ads' too 😂 been watching your vids for a while and they are getting better and better 👍

[@ginjasteve4435]

Learn a lot from watching this battle report. Most of what I learnt is to not buy dice off painting phase, all those 1s!

[@thepaintingphase]

Hahaha! Yeah I think Geoff was just having a bad dice day, those same dice have served me well many times

[@TheRationalCarpenter]

The longer I watch this, the more I see a lot of rules being missed. I love the commitment to storytelling, really brings the game up.

[@stephengilbert8166]

This is rather darn special..... absolutely awesome :-)

[@thepaintingphase]

Aww thanks Stephen. Hopefully we will get the other parts filmed and edited soonish

[@noserenda]

Knew it was going to be a classic when i burst out laughing alongside you lot when the initial objective was given out :D

[@jackjames2872]

Will this campaign be on KZbin or is it locked behind a paywall

[@thepaintingphase]

It’ll be up on YT soon.

[@sarcastrophe9090]

Who did the anchor voiceover? Bravo! 👏👏👏

[@thepaintingphase]

Link in the description, Landon is awesome 👍

[@grimmriffer]

A surprising amount of adverts during this vid, but most a lot more entertaining than usual! 😆

[@thepaintingphase]

Yeah thought we’d break up the pace a little lol

[@Gogking1414]

Can’t wait for episode 2!

[@hivescumsteve6524]

Wow, kudos on the effort put into this, the intro alone blew me away. That's how I'd like to do battle reports if I had the time, paitence and equipment. Excellent job chaps 👍

[@thepaintingphase]

Thanks Steve, we’ve learned loads and would given time and space too, do so much more.

[@jamiem9490]

first battle report! tense times - who will get off first? / who will beat off who? ...whose meat will be beaten hardest? nice work. liked the banter, photography and double entendres. lovely scenery too

[@Cyber_Zombie]

Love the 40k universe adverts lol so funny and good

[@thepaintingphase]

Been watching a bunch of Paul Verhoeven films recently 😂

[@MasterShake9000]

Does…does “pegging” mean something different in British English than it does in American English?

[@SebbStrife]

No

[@jacobschutz2592]

i played my first necromunda game yesterday, it was extremely hard to get into the game at first but after the first two rounds it was setting in how to play. After those first two rounds we fell in love with the game. We had an extreme board that made the game even more fun to get into.

[@benburkin7942]

Epic job! Loved it! Will be sharing to the Sanctuary Games Necromunda group! 😎👍

[@PijamasGagarin]

This looks amazing! Nice start for a campaign. :) You missed a couple of rules though: will power tests for shooting and fighting butcher, -1 to hit when you turn to face the attacker, versatile weapons give you a longer range for charges (flensing saw gives you -1 to hit when in base to base) and you occasionally missed to roll injury dice for all dmg, not just one (butcher chain clever is dmg 2). Sorry, I just love Necromunda, and missing some rules can be itchy for me. :P Anyways, great job, and can't wait to see more! :D

[@karlmckenna647]

Need Reading, Riting, Rtillery on some merch!

[@thepaintingphase]

Hahaha! Yeah I think that does need to happen, such genius by our comedy voice over talent, Landan.

[@Hulkskulker]

That was really fun, part 2 soon please 😄

[@persildaz5090]

I loved this! The format really works. Not only is it a great introduction as to how the game is actually played, it made me laugh out loud throughout! Awesome 👏

[@Circus1943]

Where is episode #2?

[@lgyamjr]

Great start to the campaign! Excited to see how the story develops

[@RedDiceDiaries]

Great video guys, I've ben reading my copy of old Necromunda recently so it's interesting to see how the current version plays :)

[@CesarIsaacPerez]

There's a Necromunda app? Got to say this is my favorite Necromunda Battle report. It has inspired me to get into the game!

[@Nicolas-yd2mw]

only downside are gangs layouts not presented... still amazing style ! Necromunda ROCKS ! N.B : can't wait to see your "edited " Van Saar Peachy ^^

[@GTheHypersapien]

I'm not that into Battlereports I tend to get a bit bored or just they're to long to get thru it all in one sitting. But I have to say I watched this all the way thru as I built some Killa Kans! Gotta love a noce set of Kans! Was definitely fun, I've never played thos game but I'm pretty interested in it now. Super fun , you guys are always great to watch the names the banter and just seeing your joy in this was well worth it. I was a but sceptical I'd enjoy it but I think seeing the process of you talking about it and now playing it really helped me ( the viewers ) to feel connected to this campaign. Looking forward to more cheers Ladz!

[@thepaintingphase]

Awesome! We’re super pleased you enjoyed it and stuck with it, bar a few rules refinements and some editorial tweaks I can’t imagine the format radically changing, which I hope is a good thing lol. Cheers and we super appreciate you taking the time to comment your thoughts too 😍👍 - Peachy

[@GTheHypersapien]

@@thepaintingphase No worries thanks Peachy , it was great you was there to help with some rules but it seems like the Ladz knew there gangs pretty well. I thunk I might look into Necromunda more now haha seems super fun. Cheers , keen to see more 👍🏻

[@Spawn733]

I just got here a minute ago and I desperately need more than this in the Necromunda playlist! Subscribed.

[@jasontripp9416]

You guys really did a great job. Boy, that live report was so funny.

[@Nemy26]

The adverts were next level! Really great work and fun to watch! Thank you! One suggestion: could you focus/dwell on the dice rolls for maybe an extra second/microsecond? It would help with the impact of the game as the audience can anticipate the implications of a given result.

[@frederikschulze8218]

did not expect 40k Saul Goodman at the end

[@EAfirstlast]

So blaze is a separate roll from the wound roll. And they took away the pistol trait from the handflamer (cause it was silly). When you are in a combat with a friend you get plus one to hit and against an enemy minus 1 to hit for every enemy after the first. Also turning to face in a fight is minus 1 to hit as well. Knockback does work on prone models. It's just a move away And I'd be remiss to not point out you guys forgot to mask rules. I mean it's (IMHO) a very bad set of rules, but it does exist. All this said this mission felt very... uh... corpse grinder favored. Sticking the premier melee gang in a small room with the tricksy gang that is lacking their melee champion and is also lacking any heavy firepower is rough. I can tell you guys wanted to just build out of a single box, but delaque's box options are truly heinous and they kinda need the weapon upgrade kit to work. The strength of these two gangs next to each other is really... not very close.

[@badasbob4761]

I absolutely love the meat-based puns. Sir Loin gave me a propper belly laugh. This format is great - looking forward to more of these.

[@Gadge87]

Nice senery, looks like Peachy been using that dirty down rust again. Looks really good. Any videos on painting the terrain?

[@planetdrinker5385]

Tell me the guy in the brown is not made in his Primarch's image! (the other guy).

[@hceelniarb]

I still play with Ye Old Nercomunda terrain {the original terrain stuff} It's odd to see such a open board though

[@rogeroverstreet3919]

ROFL, The Underhive Joke shop.... excellent video :)

[@PsychRian]

I really enjoyed this, especially when baldylocks (peachylocks) runs away!

[@jimmyhassett3179]

Ive been waiting for this campaign, im so happy

[@IndustrialFaith]

'Swollen Goods." Trafficking in protein supplements and other bulking agents in the underhive. From a more prosperous era. Before corpse starch, if you will.