Seeing a waiter drop your food

[@Galliao]

1:25 The way Rowan reaches and handles Adam's meat is perfect. He even gives it a quick blow. You can see the shock and awe in Adam's eyes.

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Best comment award right here 😅

[@obz1357]

Ayo

[@LR-pb4lm]

Breh......😂

[@swen6390]

Hahahaha

[@michael_pilot]

Oh my God... Technically, Adam (the actor) may have just twisted his arm to pick up the meat himself.

[@someaccount3438]

Good to see Rowan never changes, whether he's the manager at Playtech or a waiter.

[@acknowledgedofalltheconseq366]

Hahaha yes!

[@ShaunCheah]

No role can prevent our Rowan from his God-given purpose to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss.

[@iceuul674]

I think he is not much different in real life too.

[@deotic]

This is Rowan's side job when he's not managing Playtech

[@memyselfandyouz]

Some of the best actors usually always act themselves.

[@Sidewalkman1]

Britt's expression when Rowan dropped it on Adam's lap and slow motion picked it up while making direct eye contact, is priceless!!😄

[@CosmicCleric]

Her eye bulging put it over the top.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

In that other video, I'm still convinced that Rowan played the part of the chef...Who just happens to practice concealed carry?

[@jishnusaha2754]

Absolutely!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Don't eat stop lying

[@juiyersh3668]

Rowan thought he still could slow down time with the Dead Eye, which make him believe nobody had seen him. 😅

[@Vermouth_19]

Hey, give Rowan a credit. At least he blows the food before re-plating it.

[@SharienGaming]

you mean he is spreading spittle all over it? =P

[@warrior99s16]

Nope, still don't want it. Lol.

[@rphb5870]

that is important, otherwise he woulnd't be able to get his germs all over it.

[@herelgrise6227]

So COVID suitable

[@snarkysnarksson3002]

@@SharienGaming he is not spreading spittle, he is washing the meat

[@layk]

I almost missed the fact it hit the floor. I was too distracted by Rowans face. Truly model worthy.

[@upschutt4842]

wait, Rowan is a model? He would have said so, wouldn't he?

[@davidr.6357]

God isn't it just

[@serial_chiller3321]

​@@upschutt4842 c1 au

[@mr.exponent6235]

Oh my fragile heterosexuality.

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Exactly what he was planning on

[@shireknight01]

The fact Rowan even has direct eye contact with the customer the whole time -the man truly has no shame.

[@SandraOnCloud9]

It‘s even funnier with captions on!😂 The slow motion and kinda horror music matches the horror in Adam‘s and Britt‘s eyes! Only to change back again to the happy music and nonchalance of the waiter! Brilliant sketch! *Chef‘s kiss*

[@AscendantStoic]

Love the intense dramatic music and slow-mo whenever Rowan is picking up the piece of chicken, it's hilarious...5 sec rule for the win 🤣

[@Target850]

It Rowans imagination he is so fast that nobody can see him.

[@AscendantStoic]

@@Target850 Makes sense 🤣

[@theodorappelqvist9531]

@@Target850 He has mastered the ability to stand so incredibly still, that he has become invisible to the eye

[@warrior99s16]

Of course the "5 second rule" is a myth. :-)

[@Hawky2947]

I thought it's 3-sec rule? Maybe depends on region, somewhere they may even have half-a-day rule for whatever I know.

[@Pedro_99]

LOL! The subtitles were freaking hilarious! And the face of Britt when Rowan goes for the crotch is just perfect!

[@rononel8046]

I'm so glad you mentioned this, I rewatched it with subtitles "Wet, chickeny pants skwelch" BRILLIANT!

[@Shadamehr100]

Thanks ! I laughed a lot more reading and watching the video second time through 😀

[@Pedro_99]

Yeah. And the FB version is missing those! But sometimes they have different ones. That's why your should always watch both versions of the videos. 😉

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

@@Pedro_99 You know the right way ;)

[@Pedro_99]

*nod if you understand*

[@SIovius]

Just love the stare that Rowan gives and he still blend it through like a professional 🤣😂

[@korbell1089]

I'm surprised that Britt complained, she knows what happens to waiters who bring back the food!

[@nicolapodgornik6644]

Would be fun seeing Rowan-cook beating Rowan-server. Or maybe Rodney is the cook...

[@dovargorath2722]

Yes but she is happy to see Rowan in pain

[@shrujanamsyama9940]

If you remember Adam was the waiter in that episode. So, it is a completely disconnected episode

[@snarkysnarksson3002]

@@shrujanamsyama9940 RPG games have limited number of available skins, so the waiter and Alan just look alike

[@akmal94ibrahim]

@@snarkysnarksson3002 Lol, best explanation

[@sarahtraill5858]

The uncomfortable eye contact the whole time😂😂

[@paopis]

A real gem!

[@Wariorulesbaby]

even when you pick up food off the ground you must maintain PROLONGED EYE CONTACT! lol

[@TheRedRaven_]

It’s too funny, I love these restaurant skits so much 😂😂😂

[@jonathan4458]

I was looking for a comment about the eye contact.

[@menanadam]

Rob: "Bodger, make a deception check, roll your D20!"

[@Arendelft]

That intense eye contact as he reaches for it, the music, especially with the crotch chicken... I didn't know awkwardness could feel like a horror film...

[@michael_pilot]

I admit that Adam has a skill that I lack: immediately spot where a hair comes from

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

It’s one of my many talents

[@ManyOrb]

what

[@FaultAndDakranon]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Part of me wants to ask how you developed that talent, the other part knows that some things should remain unknown.

[@Crad-YT]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague You could have a great career as a food critic at Le Telepathé restaurant by Cyanide & Happiness.

[@AndersBergh]

..and still takes his hand close to the mouth.... after holding someone else´s puhhuuu....

[@Adam_okaay]

The most impressive bit is that Rowan can change the flow of time with his soulless stare.

[@fernandoi8958]

The chicken falling into the ground is the least of your concerns depending on the restaurant's kitchen lol

[@flavione84]

He doubles down so naturally🤣😅

[@nevermind3023]

Happy to see Rowan not dropping food, just like he doesn't drop Hamish's laptop

[@sccarguy8242]

That’s what it was !! I’m like I have seen this before… could not remember which skit.

[@trivo1216]

@@sccarguy8242 floor model - bored ep 82!

[@RosaryOfSpies]

*wet chickeny squelch *hard eye contact, customer-service smile solid professionalism, A+

[@princessthyemis]

These restaraunt scenarios are some of my favorites!!!! Each one never fails to be abolusltey hilarious! I love the expression on Rowan's face when he drops the food on Adam's lap!

[@mikeoyler2983]

I love how it falls and he picks it up while tearing it. Then he has the audacity to blow on it. This was too funny! Thank you guys.

[@francaisfacileCyril]

That restaurant series has been really funny, love it 😊

[@manttel]

It's amazing that you even put jokes in the subtitles when describing the sounds, great job!

[@noahzinc]

Apparently I need to rewatch it with subtitles

[@ryuwarrior89]

I was wondering if anyone else was gonna mention the subtitles!

[@deltonmcclary7341]

Hahaha, *inconspicuous blowing* yesss! And more!! *wet chickeny pant squelch*...*blowing more pubes* off!! Lol

[@admon6489]

But there are no subtitles in this video.

[@deltonmcclary7341]

@@admon6489 you have to turn it on through the settings on KZbin when you're watching the video

[@deaconstjohn4842]

When he blew on that piece of chicken the first time, I lost it lol Just perfect

[@crimsonraen]

Oh gosh, the slow-mo with the eye contact KILLED me, especially the last time. SO GOOD!

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

“We watched it drop on the floor!” “No you didn’t.” Bwahahaha 😂😂💀

[@the_effect_de]

The eye contact while picking it up is so good ^^`

[@upschutt4842]

Rowan: "I want to do a skit where I can (at least almost) grab Adam's crotch."

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

How did you know what the inception for this idea was?!

[@upschutt4842]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague I... have my... sources...

[@Gunslinger_Disciple]

We can always sense the sexual tension through the screen between Rowan and Adam....ever since that bad boy episode of Bored

[@evilDMguy]

He needed an excuse?

[@florianpasselaigue6115]

@@evilDMguy To do it in front of the camera, yes

[@PosiFwd]

This skit gets funnier and funnier each time I watch it lol thank you for producing these productions that actually makes us laugh our asses off lol

[@sonderling2473]

Important Advice: turn on subtitles every time on vldl, hillarious!

[@newskillsnewyou]

this is top tier advice! *wet chickeny squelch

[@NotTheBestCovers]

10 seconds rule and a quick blown...that's it!! 🤣

[@mesillas11]

I still remember when we went to a restaurant and my friend ask for his food without onions because he is allergic, they brought the food with onions and when he requested for his food to be replaced the waiter took it brought the plate back in 3 minutes with fingers print on it and a little bit of onion left he literally hand scoop the onions out and thought that be ok.

[@warrior99s16]

🤢 yeah, no. I would just order something else. What did your friend do?

[@darko-man8549]

[sniffs] "what's that smell?" "onions?" "no...lawsuit"

[@1kvolt1978]

Well, technically, when you remove onions from the food it becomes food without onions, no matter did you use fingers or not. Right? :)

[@Mixxie67]

@@1kvolt1978 there would still be traces of onions. That can potentially make a difference if you have a food allergy. I doubt an allergy to onions would cause a lethal reaction but if it had been peanuts you wouldn't just take the peanuts out of the food.

[@1kvolt1978]

@@Mixxie67 Really? We seriously have to have this conversation? [facepalm]

[@YpsiloNG]

I don't know why but I really expected them to discuss and then call for the manager....and its Ben, giving his best to support Rowan. Those 2 are the deadly duo of ignoring and lying.

[@jimmyhain]

The subtitles though 🤣😂😆🤣 I literally died when the chicken hit the floor " wet chickeny squelch noise" 🤣😂

[@packfanz2286]

At this point I'm surprised Adam even bothers going out for dinner lol. First shit in his salad and now this

[@JamesMiller-ex3ff]

The video quality has taken a huge leap forward! Great work everyone! It's amazing to see where you started, and where you are now. Keep it up and thank you!

[@Sembazuru]

I love it when channels pay attention to captions. "*wet chickeny squelch*" had me laughing at work.

[@jonebert7716]

I love the fact that they brought back rowans quick draw when he thiinks he is the flash gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobiboulon]

This is so in character for Rowan to watch you in the eye while doing something and then pretend it did not happen. :'D

[@touchofstrange]

Everyone’s expressions and reactions in this are beyond epic! (Adam’s little gag at finding a pube, omg! 🤢😂🤣) But when Rowan drop’s the chicken in Adam’s lap… between Rowan’s creepily locked gaze and Adam’s shock and horror as the hand descends, and Britt’s ‘wtf, is this really happening?’ befuddlement… I lost it! 😂🤣 (Extra kudos for not cutting the ‘chicken retrieval’ shot before we see Rowan’s fingers grab it!! 😳🤭) Restaurant Logic is such a comedy treat! I just love the deadpan mix of real world situations and absolute absurdity!! ❤️💙🤌🏻

[@sparkjunem1859]

I love how when Rowan is blowing the food off a second time the subtitles says. "Blowing more pubes off" XD

[@thunder5631]

1:35 'Blowing more pubes off' Man these captions are getting even more awesome each time!!😂😂

[@saratoga4126]

Rowan drops food: Lives Alan telling chef that no coriander on soup: *Shoots Alan* Poor Alan

[@vincentbarwell5943]

That's why he didn't take it back

[@Xagres]

Yeh, he couldn't afford any return, so he had to convince them to accept the food^^

[@Cludnugget]

Yeah, but Rowan didn't drop the food, I assure you. And don't try and make out that there's dust on it either because you and I both know he blew it off.

[@snarkysnarksson3002]

Because Rowan is the chef. So if Adam were to insist on his ridiculous idea of returning the food...

[@undentifiedkc]

@@Xagres what u mean by convince, he's 100% certain that he didn't drop the chicken

[@RJ-ry5qu]

5 stars to Rowan for not wasting food. Plus adding extra seasoning from the kitchen to the table. Give him a pay rise

[@keithpeterson1083]

Definitely not five star for the serving, but definitely a five star for the acting! Adam's and Rowan's reactions were perfect.

[@colecox4587]

Lol! I watch everything with subtitles and when Rowan picked up the chicken the second time to blow it off, the subtitles said *Blowing off more pubes*. Such an amazing job as always guys!

[@thebatman07]

I love this Restaurant series!

[@nathanosorio3319]

The crotch shot really made it for me. 🤣

[@john_in_phoenix]

Rowan plays these parts so well. He must have been a politician in a past life. "I can assure you that it has been on the plate the entire time!"

[@swivvy3037]

"oh my god that's a pube" was by far the best throwaway line 🤣

[@MattyFez]

Rowan gaslighting customers gives me strength

[@blast3526]

Rowan has a superpower for dropping and forgetting things, last time with Hamish's Laptop. Dropped it like 5x lol

[@maxs3011]

it's not scary, he knows how to resurrect them

[@AnteBrkic]

Hamish is still waiting for his PC, right?

[@Outsideville]

Ah yes, but isn't Alan supposed to pick up things like keys and pens that a Rowan drops? Perhaps there will be a crossover video.

[@bills.prestonesq.5905]

The food and the waiters' outfits are so incongruous in these

[@Vorylenus]

Rowans eye contact the entire time is great. "Nothing happened, nothing happened mate. I don't know what you're talking about, this Chicken is in perfect condition."

[@teetbeezoon]

Rowan reaching down Adam's lap... Adam : "That's not the chicken mate!" 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Cludnugget]

**eye contact** Chicken falls in Adam's lap **eye contact** Rowan reaches down to retrieve the dropped food **eye contact** Rowan: Sorry sir... did you order the sausage or the chicken..?

[@SweboySMM2]

I don't think they cooked that chicken enough. It seemed very lively.

[@EricLee2190]

The eerie BGM that played along those confound faces is spot-on! 🤣

[@richardmahn7589]

Rowan: "I have to reach down where???? I don't get paid enough for this kind of acting!!!"

[@wordelo]

worked in food service for nearly 20 years. when food hits the ground by me I throw it away and start again. I'm ashamed to admit that in my early years I may have served food that touched the ground. especially at my second food service job before and after I witnessed a manager do it. My second food service job was pretty disgusting across the board. roaches, poor maintenance, you name it. I even offered to spend a day cleaning the steam tables which had a very large build-up of calcium as they were not cleaned daily, monthly, yearly, if ever before I got to see them. The owner said I could come in to clean them but he would not pay me for the hours. I made $7.25 an hour at the time. This dude refused to pay me 20 bucks to clean these nasty ass steam tables. This restaurant is no longer in business, actually only stayed in business for about a year after I left. The building was bought by a few other owners since then. now it is owned by a cheesesteak restaurant with a 4.8 rating and seems to have undergone a remodel. Might take a trip to visit.

[@marcfuchs6938]

Rown lives in a different dimension, he's actually the Waiter Man with the power of stopping time. Too bad his powers are not working properly in our dimension.........

[@karlbrinker5228]

Rowan has to refill his deadeye after this. XD

[@lorenzofiordaliso8839]

Ah yes the classic "blow on it" move, that chicken is good as new!

[@PeterLedergerber]

I love how he just looks at them the hole ass time. Priceless.

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

This video was so much more than I expected. It got the full Rowan treatment!

[@arkbuble]

That expression is of pure terror of what would happen to him if they make him sent the food back to the kitchen.

[@noelius4481]

Great to see Rowan still dropping customer orders. haha

[@flaminggodofthunder9212]

The restaurant series has become goated!

[@SignOfTheTimes008]

Rowan has the power to put you in a hypotonic state so you can never be entirely sure it happened.

[@trm4life]

Omg the subtitles! "Wet chicken squelch" "Blows more pubes off" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Nay-rz1vk]

Really Enjoyed this episode and I love how the two of them are so shocked that they could do nothing but stare at Rowan while he picks up the food instead of pointing it out that you just dropped it again.

[@udoschaefer3472]

I think there's a bit of a misconception here. See, in the film it only looks like the meat was on the floor for so long, because of the slow motion, where in reality it must've been like less than 0.1second, because of Rowans insane speed. That must be the reason why he was shocked. That their mere eyes could catch up with him.

[@anyadattt]

Adam and Britt must be superheroes, Rowan moved so slow even Drax couldn't have seen him

[@GameLinerSaikou]

I'm relieved Rowan picked up the correct Chicken from the second instances 😂 🐥

[@NestExpressed]

I'm disgusted! So rude of them to accuse the poor waiter of something he clearly didn't do. Outrageous!

[@boringpl]

At this point im starting to feel sorry for the people taking Britt out to dinner....

[@christianelgin5150]

In the famous words of Ben... "This is outrageous" ...will those words ever get old??

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

No worries people, he was just using his dead eye buff, no one saw his quick reflexes.

[@looneylogic6479]

Yeah it’s not exactly pleasant for anybody involved the customers clearly want a new one and the waitress/waiter is embarrassed n well the chef is Beep off

[@absence9443]

Not the same, but I experienced a waiter giving a waffle with cherries that I ordered to another child in a small outside restaurant and the kid burrowed through the entire plate because he didn't like cherries. Then his parents told the waiter that it's not what he wanted, the waiter remembered & took it back, walked an additional route around a few pillars so I didn't see him and then gave it to me.

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Don't call children it please. I find dehumanising children disturbing.

[@darrinreed8570]

What made it even better was watching it with CC turned on. When the chicken hit the floor, the description was "wet, chickeny squelch"!

[@darrinreed8570]

It got even better! The second time it was dropped into Adam's lap was "wet, chickeny pant squelch"!

[@brentkillian]

Rowan does very well with the gaslighting. He is the king of it.

[@euanmcgill918]

It's the eye contact as he blows for me, especially the second time

[@RUGER5264]

They don’t know about the 5 second rule. Outrageous!

[@RamblinRick_]

Five second rule applies. Had this not been in slow motion, the food would have been on the floor less than five seconds. And, Rowan did blow the germs off. So, there is that.

[@Nekorbmi]

the fact that he blows on it is the best. VLDL should do a shopping logic

[@Kevinopn]

"Hmmm i would like to DESTROY my business in one day, how can i do that?" "Well you need a rowan"

[@heatea5255]

Whoever made the subtitles is a genius, when rowan blows the first time its only written "inconspicuous blowing" but the second time they put "blows more pubes off" xDDD

[@HyruleNight]

The subtitles are amazing. "*wet chickeny pant squelch*" 1:17

[@nathanwalther1588]

While suffering from depression these videos are always a shining light for me.

[@bills.prestonesq.5905]

This but with songs of the Cultural Revolution

[@BrianM-44041]

Cheer up, we aren't here for a long time, we are here for a good time. Every second is a gift.

[@squirrel8185]

The way he stared into his eyes the whole time 😭

[@davidtsmith33]

LOL. The expressions on their face is priceless.

[@thirstfast1025]

I couldn't stop giggling the whole time. Especially Rowan blowing it off. Paycuts all around!

[@tears_of_asariel3198]

the slight finger nudge to the goods.. just.. *chef kiss* delicious

[@gaby300470]

I personally Admire the confidence Rowan has to denies the indisputable facts.

[@Alius187]

the slowmo makes this whole situation so much more hilarious

[@Zigaroni]

I love that if you have closed captioning on, the subtitles when he blows the chicken off after it fell in Adam's lap read "blowing more pubes off"

[@funkykong9001]

Rowan, the king of gaslighting

[@usaidikram1]

Those slo mo effects and music are absolutely bomb